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ERP thread

Horse cock edition

previous: >>2809686
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>>2815098
Did "mommy" drop you as a kid?
Sounds like it.
>>2815119
Get the old bitch with balloon tits to do it.
... Or fuck the chicken
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>>2815183
Sex Maniac
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>>2815199
Is there anything I can do for you?
Like, anything at all?
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>>2815119
Trust me as a necromancer when I say, the dead really are awful at telling stories sometimes, but are surprisingly good comedians.
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>>2815199
Ok so touching your ass is a no go,but I can still cum on it right?
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Looking for some nice breasts
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>>2815157
I'd rather make it excited~

>>2815136
>She extends her own hand, her pale fingers, adorned with purple painted nails outstretched, locking with yours
I am perfectly kind, the spirits I keep in my company are not nearly as gentle, however

>>2815199
Hmm.. you disappoint me.

>>2815267
But they have entire lifetimes of experiences~
I have a soft spot for the humor in the old days anyway~

>>2815294
I have a pair for you~
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Who here enjoys the taste of cum?
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>>2815266
Hmm...
>She looks up from her phone for a moment. beaming you a small smile and leaning in
There is... one thing you can do~
>She says, tracing her finger in small circles on your chest
>>2815292
If you take your cock out I'll take your head off. Understood?
>>2815315
Ain't the first time I heard that princess~
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>>2815183
The fuck?
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>>2815315
You got your breasts large for me?
How did you know I like them that way?
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>>2815353
Many people like them large~

>>2815328
I enjoy drinking down a man's seed.. it is satisfying

>>2815334
I am no princess, Just a simple hex fanatic.
Is there anything I can do to please you~?

>>2815339
I like them big~
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(Just in time for a new thread. Welp, sorry to those I left hanging. Internet disappeared[and is still very unstable].)
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>>2815334
Like?
>He flashes a nervous grin, getting a little uncomfortable with how close she is all of a sudden. He regrets saying "anything", but he can't back down now
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You will never get a fairy to suck you under your desk.
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>>2815401
Please me? Gross. Don't touch me cow tits.
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>>2815334
>massages your feet
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>>2815315
Many corpses don't have lips or tongues to tell stories with, but skulls somehow tend to tell jokes anyways. Semantics, considering I assume you're speaking of ghosts.
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>>2815401
Are you sure I can touch them?
>>2815404
Cute.
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>>2815431
>Leaning in she flicks your nose, her smile turning back into her smug smirk
You can fuck off, that'd be nice~
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>>2815404
well, we hadnt even started yet you just had your top open
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>>2815334
Ok fine.
>He pulls out his phone and snaps a picture.
I guess this will have to do until you start being less of a bitch.
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>>2815445
Oh yes, I specialize in spirits

>>2815438
Now now, there must be something you desire~?

>>2815448
You can do more than touch, my dear~
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>>2815434
why do I even live
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>>2815401

You do. I might be able to help you out with that.
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Yang Xiao Long is here. At least one person has gotta be excited.
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>>2815434
Just did, may have gotten actually caught fucking around on 4chan by a coworker. Luckily they were pretty cool with it and were fucking around on a different board too. Sorry about that, cum fairy.
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To anyone that Elesis left hanging last time she was here: she wants to apologize. Her internet went out, and is still VERY unstable.

Just making a friend a favor here.
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>>2815483
Like what?
>pops boner
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>>2815494
Could you give me a hand?
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>>2815459
Ah!
>He flinches back, clutching his nose. His heart sinks a little when he sees that smug smile again
Come on, there must be something!
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>>2815434

>You will never get Ribbon to suck you off under a desk
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>>2815483
>>2815315
>He feels her cold hand holding his.
...
W--what kind of spirits are you t--talking about...?
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>>2815483
>I specialize in spirits
Hmm.....
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>>2815494
Don't kill me
I'll do anything you want
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/erp/ poll time!

What system are you guys gonna be playing overwatch on?
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>>2815489
Oh, can you provide me with some then~?

>>2815507
Would you like to press that excited rod between them~?
>She points down to your bulge, your cock already throbbing and pushing at the fabric

>>2815534
Ghosts, The pokemon that have passed on~

>>2815535
Indeed I do, may I ask of your name?

>>2815547
PC
make a strawpoll please to avoid clusterfucking the thread
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>>2815462
You can get better pics on my snapchat and stuff
>Her words mumble into nothingness as she returns to typing away at her phone
>>2815483
I just told you grandma.Don't you have a camp fire story to be apart of or something?
>>2815529
I just told you dumb dumb.
Fuck off and hump the grandma in the purple robes. She wants it.
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>>2815498
>(Okay, thank griefs. I suggest you wait until you get home or when people are moving around less until we play again.
>>2815487
For me to suck you off, of course! You'll just never bring a penis fairy to work~
>>2815533
This.
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>>2815494
awwe weiss left but i guess we got yang again which is great
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>>2815547
>playing memewatch
kys
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>>2815566
Its Sachiko, who are you?
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>>2815547
PC, obviously.

>>2815519
Uh yeah, su-- Oh. Oh. You've made it onto my death list.

>>2815538
Anything, eh? Not even gonna put up a fight?
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>>2815483
So you deal with the incorporeal...but you're certainly built with the waking world in mind, aren't you?
>She pointed the skull she was speaking through at the Hex Maniac's chest
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>>2815585
Eh? Ice Queen was here and nobody told me?
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Are there any traps out there that need a dicking?
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>>2815566
Will you be gentle?
>>2815594
I don't want to anger you. So please spare me.
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>>2815625
Aww yas, look at this girl! Favorite girl in team RWBY! Hot-headed power-girl!
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>>2815328
I just enjoy the thought of pleasuring a man in all the right ways and having him shoot a thick heavy load of bitter cum in your mouth is the ultimate proof of his satisfaction
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>>2815547
Mama Mana's playing it on PC... Bitch wont stop talking about it...
She has a crush on the British one.
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>>2815580
Like I said, I'm leaving in 30 anyways, but thanks for the stress relief, Rib.
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>>2815575
Grandma? Why I- I am only 19 years old!
I'm not even a mother!

>>2815588
I am simply a Hex maniac.. I've forgotten my name long ago anyway...

>>2815602
Oh yes, I must often tend to the desires of mortals...

>>2815635
I am not cruel, I seek not to harm
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>>2815575
>He lets out a sigh, watching her crossed legs and foot bobbing up and down. He's almost frustrated at how bad he wants her. Looking a little lost, he sits down near her, hanging around like a stray puppy
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>>2815494
>>2815625
>
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>>2815641
Aww yeah. I like you. Finally getting some of that appreciation that I deserve.

>>2815635
Hey, you don't want to anger me, then avoid the hair or my sister. Then we're cool, I guess.
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>>2815566

Sure.

>He unzips his pants, his thick cock flopping out of his pants. He grabs his cock and starts stroking it, starting to get hard.
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>>2815661
Is that so? You're strange person~
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>>2815566
...O--ohh...I, see...
...Would you protect me from them?
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>>2815695
Who doesn't like.
SHOTGUN.
GAUNTLETS.
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>>2815699
Haaa~
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>>2815661
Send my dick to paradise then.
>Undoes pants, lets eight inch cock hang out
Do you want me to call you anything?
>>2815695
Thank you for not pummeling me. I think I would not be able to keep up with a strong girl.
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>>2815690
Well, if it isn't my favourite little psychopath.

>>2815709
Damn straight. You're smart. I appreciate that. 'lotta people don't appreciate the shotgun gauntlets. Stylish, heavy, shotguns. What else do you need?
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>>2815690
God, I love this little ball of fun. Please tell me you're here to play.
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>>2815661
>She lowered her staff and shot her a deadpan look
What are you talking about? You're mortal yourself, you know.

>>2815699
Ah, so this place is haunted too.
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>>2815731
Ryona!
>Flies over and hugs you
I've missed you...
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>>2815738
>Texts.
Are you here for some ice cream?
>>2815743
>She looks to the left then to the right and points to herself.
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>>2815702
Certainly, you shall not be harmed in my care~

>>2815699
I am called mysterious by many...

>>2815697
Oh my.. you're quite thick~

>>2815737
>She pulls away her dress, letting her massive mammaries free, hanging from her chest, swaying with their plump weight, her inviting gaze looking up to you as she kneels, holding her chest level with your hard length
Just Hex would be fine~

>>2815754
Indeed I am~

(Food's done, I'll be back <30 mins)
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>>2815731
>Looks at her
>Notices that she's holding...two pistols? And her eyes are similar to that girl's.
Oh hey there...! Uhhh...
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>>2815779
>He nods
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>>2815755
Hello, just dropping in to say hello to you. Can't really stay today but I promise that I will be able to play tomorrow as Ryona.~
>>2815796
Refer to the post above.
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>>2815779
>Yang shrugs, approaching the small girl.
Sure, why not? Haven't had any in months.

Still haven't forgiven you for the train.

>She winks and flashes a broad smile.
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>>2815795
(okay, I'll be here for you when you get back)
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>>2815800
>She holds up the phone, pointing to the screen, indicating that she needs his number.
>>2815834
>Texts.
But that's water under the bridge just how I've forgiven your sister for killing Roman.
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>>2815795
Okay...
>He feels more relaxed now
...
...Ummm...you can let my hand go...

>>2815819
Okay then.
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>>2815866
>He holds up his phone with his contact info on screen
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>>2815754
It is. I've seen a few ghosts come here, but they are just so disgusting sluts.
>>2815795
You sure look mysterious.
>>2815819
Aww okay~
(I'm not sure if i'll be here tomorrow but we'll see)
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>>2815866
>Yang smiles sheepishly and awkwardly scratches the back of her head.

Yeaah... About that guy. I doubt Ruby meant to do it. I can't imagine her having it in her to kill somebody.

>Yang reaches out to ruffle Neo's hair.

So where's the ice cream, short stuff?
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>>2815898
NO CONTACT INFO ALLOWED ON 4CHAN
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>>2815921
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>>2815898
>She quickly types down his contact information and texts him.
What do you mean?
>>2815917
>Neo smiles before texting.
Me.
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>>2815819
(Good, cuz I won't be Ryobi today)
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>>2815866
>>2815898

>mute couple
>this concept is too cute for me to not gush over.
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>>2815996
>Yang slips her hand under Neo's chin tilting it upwards before leaning down towards her. She softly press her lips against Neo's. Pulling away, she speaks.

You're straight to the point. I like that.
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>>2816004
>future_trunks_death.jpg
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>>2815996
>He texts back
I just think you're a cute little firecracker of a girl
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>>2816058
(Calm down, she's not going anywhere)
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And i'm back!
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do we have a mei here?
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>>2816077
Okay.
>That picturw
D--don't do this to me, man-- Haruka's my waifu!
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>>2815819
>Ryona tomorrow
>off work

best day of my life
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>>2816108
(There's no denying the booty)
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>>2816106
From Overwatch? We just got one, they're not around right now it doesn't look like though.
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>>2816047
>Neo did not show any signs of emotion. Instead, when the blonde bimbo presses her lips against hers, she in-return, presses against them in an failed attempt to prolong the kiss.
>>2816068
>>2816068
>Texts.
I am not a firecracker girl. I am an ice cream.
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>>2816129
I wanna kiss your butt
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>>2816106
o sh*t waddap?
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>>2816159
>massages your feet
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>>2816129
(But will she stand against the puppies?)
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>>2816182
At that point why even wear anything? You dumb ninjas, I swear
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>>2816159
>Texts
You know what I mean, but if that's the case, I wouldn't mind a lick
>Winks
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>>2816159
>text
and does icecream girl lewd with people besides blonde bimbo?
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>>2816159
>Slightly taken aback by Neo's efforts, Yang grins wildly. Sliding her hand down towards Neo's belts, she unbuckles them swiftly and slides her hands into the trousers, slowly undressing the shorter girl.

Let's see what else we can taste.

>Yang presses her lips back against Neo's, eyes fluttering shut.
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Has the world gifted any glorious fruits today?
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>>2816090
Hi, weird egg thingy!
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>>2816240
I want to sex this mushroom
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>>2816240
Hi female toad!
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>>2816182
>>2816129
Hey Haruka/Miku/Hajime, I sent an email like you asked the other day.
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>>2816090
>>2816236
It is time
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>>2816255
I'm not Haruka. Just a Harukafag.

Do me a solid and give me the email.
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>>2816260
Is it? Don't start without me~
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>>2816240
Silly mushroom. Mushrooms belong in the ground or in salads!
>>2816260
Time for what?
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>>2816342
Does the chicken even like shota
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>>2816333
She don't play Haruka anymore broseph.
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>>2816349
Time for real shota hours
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>>2816382
Only if they're taking cock.
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>>2816446
Hello, little girl. I got some candy if you want some.
>offers a lollipop
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>>2816446
Who are you?
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Tfw the cute Slovenian singer didn't get into finals.
Sigh..
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...
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>>2816519
Its me Goku
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>>2816604
>knocks on door.
hey
it's me Goku
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>>2816504
>giving out my e-mail without asking
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>>2816582
There's two of them now?
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>>2816628
Is one of them the shota Goku?
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>>2816619
... Fuck. I'm terribly sorry. I thought you had posted it on the threads before.
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>>2816628
One left.
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>>2816364
Honestly, not a fan of those little brats...
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>>2815909
Indeed, I do enjoy the dark~

>>2815875
O-oh yes!
>She hastily relinquished her grip on your hand, pulling her pale digits back to her sides in an almost timid manner
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>>2816648
She has many, many times. But giving it without her consent was kind of a dick move. Let's just call it a draw.
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>>2816693
Nah, I should have thought about it more.
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>>2816673
>Seeing her act so shy makes him react in a similar way.
...So, do you want to do s--something?
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>>2816504
>>2816619
Nice going, dickface.
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>>2816667
You should hang a sign. Must be at least driving age to ride the firebird.
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>>2816709
Don't feel too bad. Unless some crazy stalker type with an axe to grind starts spamming said e-mail.
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>>2816727
D-Do you have anything in mind?
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>>2816227
>>2816224
>>2816223
I am sorry but my internet gave out since the router overheated. I also do not have any pictures of Neo on my phone. This is a horrible way to start my first time erping.)
-Neo
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>>2816539
>cute Slovenian singer
How cute are we talkin'?

>>2816619
Are you playing World is Mine Miku yet?
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>>2816673
I think we've got something in common~
But unfortunately i have to leave now.
Bye bye~!
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>>2816767
Driving age and open to giving foot massages.
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>>2816774
W--well...
>He's trying to not maker her feel uncomfortable with his words or acts.
...I guess you want to, feel good, right...?
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>>2816767
Are you?~
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>>2816648
>>2816648
Eh, I'm not too worried, it just took me by surprise. I -have- posted it in the thread, yes, but this reply sums up my opinion on the matter: >>2816693

>>2816798
That was your idea? I haven't made the folder yet, sorry! I turned in early last night
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>>2816791
>>2816223
(It's alright, life happens at the worst times)
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>>2816828
Evening~!
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>>2816809
Oh yes~
I-I would love to..
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>>2816828
Yeah, I remembered that video existed yesterday and I was like 'she should totally do this'.
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>>2816828
Man the possibilities are endless with Miku
You're sorted with just one character, really
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>>2816817
I am, but I'm not up for it. Sorry to be a tease, I saw the joke opportunity and needed to take it.
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>>2816853
S--so, where do we go?
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>>2816870
Is there a titty monster Miku tho
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>>2816870
And yet, she plays more. We're privileged, anon.
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>>2816807
>open to giving foot massages

I would love one of those~
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>>2816667
Yeah; real man only...
Like me, gorgeous~
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>>2816885
Good point. Maybe pick up Luka as a pocket character
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>>2816817
I'm sure most of us are.

Now, would you be as good a ride as you look? Because you look VERY promising~
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>>2816798
This cute.
https://youtu.be/4K4h4AzLFgU
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>>2816893
Hey, Scout. How are the rest of the lads on the team?
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>>2816106
o shit waddup!
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>>2816767
What about 10 thousand year old immortal shotas?

Maybe there should be a height requirement as well.
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>>2816891
>Massages feet with my mouth
That will be one cummies please.
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>>2816931
The short stacks tho
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>>2816923
'Eh, they been well. Just wish Frenchie stops teasin' me about my mom datin' da' other teams Spy, Pyro to stop freakin' me out and Medic to keep his damn bird in his cage for once!
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>>2816931
>>2816949
If you can't walk into a bar without getting carded, you don't get to ride
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>>2816849
Oh hey, it's the little king~

>>2816856
Well I procrastinate on making folders usually, so please wait warmly.

>>2816870
And yet >>2816889

>>2816898
I'd rather have other people play VOCALOIDs to bounce off of, but I still have my pet tidde ninja, birde, necromancer, and whatever the fuck MeMe is, respectively
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>>2816968
A.... The Ring version of a Succubus?
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>>2816883
We can do it right here~
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCLOgMfwIXk

Tally ho, gents and ladies! It is the triumphant return of the totally rad magnificent mage Taranza!
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>>2816986
Seven dicks...
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>>2816995
>Sectonia smiles and waves
>Was she real?
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>>2816968
>tfw no gatcha in forever

i want the -ssu's miku
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>>2816901

Who can say?~ Why not give me a whirl, hmm?~

>>2816938

Mmm~ I love a good foot rub~ Thank you!~
>tosses to the anon a bottle of my sriracha pussy juice
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>>2816968
Little? I have a big heart!
(Dinner's ready. Expect me in 20 min or so)
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>>2816987
...
B--but...Can we do it on a more comfortable place? Also I don't want everyone to look at us.
...The same for the spirits...
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>>2817024
E-ehh?

>the spiderling looked a bit dumbfounded at first and wondered if he didn't sleep as much as he should. Was he seeing things? He rubbed all four of his eyes with two sets of hands to make sure it wasn't an illusion, and he even went ahead and rubbed the eyes on the back of his head for good measure.

Hang on a tick, Magolor, is that you?
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>>2817055
The spirits will watch anyway~

>She points to the chandelier above, sporting spectral purple fire, it's eyes glaring down at you, the pokemon disappearing shortly after you take notice of it

Ah, I love chandelures~
>>
>woke up late
>internet connection issues
>they're still not solved yet

god dammit. I guess I'll try today, but I don't know how well I can keep it up with my router shitting a brick every 10 minutes.
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>>2816986
Pretty much!
Talking about her, I haven't let her out of the proverbial cage in a long time, actually.

>>2817031
for that, you get a tease :>

>>2817046
You should see a doctor about that~
(See ya soon!)
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>>2817088
Who is Magolor?
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>>2817096
...
I--I'm really not okay with...them, looking at us.
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>>2817045
What a good idea~
>He looks hungrily at the red pokemon's pussy and unbuttons his pants, pulling out an already erect cock
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Daddy? Master? You there?
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>>2817153
They're going to, I can't stop them you know..
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>>2817110
Everyone loves Hajime because of the tights though
Delicious, delicious tights..
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>>2817165
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>>2817165
I'm here but I'm ducking in and out to cook my dinner, little cum fairy.
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>>2817143
He is my best friend! He's a sorcerer much like myself but he's much more outgoing and bolder than I am, I'm afraid.

>>2817174
>(THICC in tights

HNNNGGHHHH
Picking up a new ava was the best decision I've made in awhile to be honest)
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>>2817167
...
I'm sorry. But I can't do it, then...
>He turns his face to not look at her
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>>2817165
>>2817191
I'm the other master, just letting you know I'm still around. I won't be able to play with you today, though.
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>>2817174
>>2817192

It's great, isn't it? I really need to bring Hajime out of the bird CAGE soon. Or one of my other tights-clad avas if that's really what you're after
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>>2817100
hello, how are you today?
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>>2817192
Hey nerd. Heard your GF/Wife is alive.
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>>2817221
>(Second favorite Senran
HNNNGH You are a boon to these threads, Harujime, you truly are. I'm a bit saddened I switched too late to play with Haruka but I'll make do.)
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>>2817210
>>2817165
Ooo, I was wondering if you were still around, wing cruncher
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>>2817240
But I'm not married! Nor am I dating!
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>>2817158
Ohh? A stick shift, hmm? Hopefully you're better than a four-banger~
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>>2817100
Hey baby, I heard from an anon that your ass can get pretty stretchy...
>He sits down beside you, putting his arm around your shoulders
...Is it true?
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>>2817191
That's fine! I can wait.
>>2817187
Nice meme!
>>2817210
Aww. Someday!
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>>2817201
I'm sorry.. would you like me to introduce you to my friends, maybe that could make you more comfortable with them?
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Hey, /erp/, how do you feel about plant girls?
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>>2817312
Do their lips taste like honey?
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>>2817225
Alright, I suppose, besides the internet thing. Even though I'm late, I'll stick around a bit (though I may pop out to get myself some food eventually).

>>2817272
Just how much did that anon tell you? Because it's not just my butt that can stretch around...
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>>2817312
Is nice
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>>2817312
vines to hold people down while you withdraw nutrition
hell ya
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>>2817312
Arousing.

>captcha: Trees
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>>2817309
...
>He gulps out of fear
Sure...
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>>2817312
i just thought about Kii from monster musume... she'd be a good character with her whole body scalling from loli to godzilla and christmas cake inbetween
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>>2817268
Just consider it my key for your ignition~
>He puts a hand on her ass, rubbing his palm over her round buttock and tenderly fondling her rear
Wanna bend over so we can get started?
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>>2817330
No, but you get a fruity aftertaste.
>>2817355
>>2817342
>>2817361
>>2817390
Well, that's just peachy, I have all these plant girl pictures and nothing to do with them!

So who wants to water the plants?
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>>2817305
When I get back though, I feel like I'll do something nice this time. I feel bad for stiffing you with short responses while at work.
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>>2817259
Sectonia?
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>>2817413
oh. I will.
>he pulls out a filled watering can and starts pouring water on her feet.
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>>2817373
>She pulls a small ball from her dress, the top half red, and the bottom white, the familiar and classic pokeball, giving it a slight toss and releasing the creature inside, a long blade, with two spectral arms holding a shield in front of it

This is my partner, aegislash, the spirit possessing this sword is so.. powerful~
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>>2817110
How else could I contain my love for this world?
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>>2817413
Watering?I was thinking more along the lines of pollinating.

In a very lewd, not-literal way, of course.
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>>2817335
Oh he told me quite a bit, about how you like to get dp'd and how you use your tounge a lot. But even your cute little frog butt needs lube I bet, and I'm not in the mood for rimming right now...
>he closes in and bites your ear, then whispers
...so let's get you soaking. in the mood for something particular?
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>>2817410
Hmm~ Rev me up, big boy~
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>>2817456
She was.. she was my Queen. But, she tried to kill me. Didn't you know, Magolor? She became so obsessed with her own beauty that she turned on everyone in her life, including me. She's uhm... she's gone now.
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>>2817457
...Anon, what are you doing?
>>2817473
Well, what are you waiting for? Pollinate your flower girl!
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>>2817511
Oh i'm sorry, isn't that what you wanted?
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>>2817511
>tfw no carnivorous plant waifu to swallow me whole

feels bad man
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>>2817505
She was just talking to you!
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>>2817305
Still thinking about hot gluing...
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>>2817242
(It'll cost you two Eddos to play with me, one for retiring my favorite alien and two for having Ikaruga as only your second favorite senran.)

>>2817468
Why not sing a song about it?
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>>2817503
It'll be my pleasure~
>He places his hands on either side of her hips and moves his "key" to her hole, pushing the tip in between her warm lips before thrusting his whole length inside her, filling her tunnel with his cock, until his pelvis bumps into the cheeks of her ass
O-oh yes...! Looks like the key fits perfectly~
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>>2817544
An illusion, I'm afraid. Nothing more. Guilt does that, you see.

>he waves away the conversation with his hand and looks at his friend

So, did you find that Filia I've spoken of?

>>2817569
(I posted an Eddo last night, does that count as one?)
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>>2817569
(Oh and Ikaruga is only second because Haruka is first)
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>>2817466
...!
>He preoares himself to protect from the pokémon, but realizes that he's harmless. As he tries to look at him from different angles, he turns as well and only shows him only his front.
...
>>
SHOTAS GET OUT
REEEEEE
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>>2817576
Ahhhn~ yes, you're the perfect size, lover boy~

Go on and thrust deep, drive me harder~
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>>2817536
...No? Why would I?
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>>2817413
I do.
>He takes out a water bottle, pouring it all over your chest and face as it drips down to your stomach, in between the cracks around your snatch, all of it getting absorbed as it does so.
No, this won't do. Plant watering on this scale needs more resources. Say, do plant people have showers in your world?
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>>2817610
Now Aegislash, stop hiding behind your shield

>The pokemon reluctantly obeys the creepy woman, tossing up the king's shield and holding it at it's side, revealing it's long metal body, a single eye at the hilt of the blade
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>>2817641
>The plant girl gasps loudly, shivering in delight as she absorbs the water.
Of-of course we have showers! Being clean is very important, anon!
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>>2817622
Then let's see how fast you can go~
>He holds on tight to her hips and pulls back, only to slam against her red ass as he shoves his cock into her again, burying his cock as deep as it can get inside her
>He thrusts again and again, pounding her ass hard and fast as he plows her pussy roughly
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>>2817634
oh i just figured since you were a plant.. y-you'd want that.. well uh.. what DO you want then?
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>>2817569
A song for you?
H-how embarrassing...
>A blush as red as his eyes scars his cheeks
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>>2817511
What a pretty flower.
>he looks closely at her features, then runs an exploring finger carefully down her cheek, down her chest, and eventually down between her legs
But where could I put my "pollen"...
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>>2817669
Ah, good to know I'm not dealing with a weed. I like plant girls that care for themselves, but I also like to take of plant girls. You seem like you're blushing for some reason, how about we go inside and clean you up?
>he takes you vine covered hand, guiding you into his house and into the bathroom
>>
(sorry for the wait, internet's still wonky)

>>2817483
Mmm... I think I know just which anon you've been talking to~
>The tiniest gasp escaped from her tongue-scarf as he nibbles on her fin-like ears. She quietly slips a hand between her legs.
I think you might like to see what *other* parts of me can stretch out...
>She cups her hands around her breasts, and shuts her water-eyelids in concentration as her tits expand right before his eyes.
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>>2817451
>(Short? Not at all! I've been more ghan fine with that pace, too much more than 7-10 sentences can get stifling for me here.
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>>2817648
...!
>He certainly looks like a living, golden sword.
...
>He raises his hand, as a sign to greet him.
Uhhh...Hi?
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>>2817589
(Sure, why not?)

>>2817608
(Tastes so similar yet different, damn. I guess I'll let it slide)

>>2817689
>A broad smile tugged at her lips
Why not? You know, feelings as strong as love for the world can be quite inspiring!
But I guess you don't -have- to...
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Hi, everyone! I hope you find your gold today! <3
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>>2817672
Unf~ Agh! S-such power! You're really pushing me to the limit~

>I rock my rump into you, squeezing as hard as I can onto your cock and tightening it to me like a vicegrip~
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>>2817781
Are you m-mocking me?
>>2817804
Gold? It's always on my head!
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>>2817781
(I'll post another bad pun in due time. I don't want to spam every day. Just whenever I want to make people smile. Everyone deserves to smile.)
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>>2817589
(it's not magolor)
>Suddenly the figure comes out the shadow. Rainbows beneath gold
BWAHAHHA!
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>>2817679
Weeeeeeeelll~
>The plant just leans in, giggling as her hand gently rubs his crotch.
How about you give me some nutrients~?
>>2817706
>She moans gently, giggling.
Pollinate me anywhere you wanna, anon!
>>2817745
>She just nods meekly, following him without a word, eager for more water...
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>>2817848
;(
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>>2817877
I like your feet Jiro.
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>>2817774
>The blade pokemon lifts it's fabric arm in reply, acknowledging your greeting and going back to it's idle pose, hovering off the ground
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>>2817848
(Well....I'll waver the second Eddo, just because I think a spider-boy would be fun to play with. Keep on being you. <3)

>>2817846
Am I? I wonder about that...
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>>2817806
>He grunts and groans as his cock is pushed into her vice-like cunt, feeling her tight grip squeeze around his length
A-ah... Better to test you thoroughly! But you're a damn sweet ride so far~
>With her own rocking, he hammers against her ass even harder as he eagerly thrust his cock into her incredibly tight pussy over and over
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