HG thread
Sex God Aikawa edition.
request more names pls
>>2813284
You can just fuck the ERP one.
>>2813284
>What in the actual fuck is this?
>>2813244
I found this at the deepest part of my folders.
Holy shit Aussa, how did you get so much girth?
>>2813299
Gilgamesh and Saber
>>2813299
Fillers and Hosts
Why did I do this
>>2813228
This is actually very accurate to reality. Well done.
>>2813207
>>2813223
I haven't been paying attention enough to recognize any monkey.
>>2813257
...This is a result I can get behind.
>>2813309
Jesus fuck
>>2813305
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/
Have fun
>>2813305
Degeneracy.
>>2813284
AIKAWA IS A DUDE?
>>2813309
Try it the other way around.
>>2813255
Obviously if he cared he would mention it.
>>2813335
bruh
>>2813284
I would thank you for the thread, but it is completely degenerate.
>>2813320
SovietxAiri
BolinxLink
HoshixDifferent opinions
>>2813309
What.
>>2813336
WHAT.
>>2813335
You didn't know?
>>2813335
>rolls
>>2813321
>this is actually very accurate to reality
You laid there like a fucking vegetable as I did all the work, you vapid skank. Don't you dare soil the name HOUOUIN KYOUMA ever again, or so help me god I'll fuck your day up.
>>2813284
...what
>>2813335
It's not real, and if anything, Ririchiyo is wearing some toy. I'm the receiving one.
>>2813342
...Gods, you're fanatical.
>>2813327
>>2813330
I have no idea if this is heresy or not.
>i am erekt
>>2813336
>>2813351
Reverse has no fun
>>2813357
Oh please, let me in on the details
>>2813351
Trust me this is for science.
>>2813371
>69% or 78%
Good enough for me.
>>2813357
You already did when you shot that tiny sushi roll inside her cunt, fagboy. You're better at taking it than receiving it.
>>2813364
Lord Ainz was the only one of the 41 supreme beings who cared for any of us to remain. Would you turn face from one of the only people you admired, who cared enough to remain with you?
>>2813357
Oh, you're here? What could've done if the information in my laptop screen was mre exciting as you humped on me? You already ruined lots of my days in the past.
>>2813393
hue
>>2813375
>>2813371
>>2813381
I don't think I care much for this kinda science.
>>2813385
If they had reason 'ta not respect them further.
>>2813373
>>2813384
>>2813387
I don't need this shit right now. I'm not going to let you assholes with shit taste in waifus ruin my one and only vacation I get. I'll see you all in a couple of days, and when I get back I'll rip your assholes apart with my pinky fingers.
>>2813357
>>2813228
LITTLE
you can't make this up
>>2813351
>>2813343
I had no idea! Lies and slanders everywhere I tell you!
>>2813353
Not now Yukine!
>>2813362
Ungh...fine I won't just believe some random picture but just to make sure, can you stand still for a second?
>>2813393
this tho
>>2813321
Hold up, Monkey? Where?!
>>2813413
Fine...
>>2813406
Yeah, I'm sure your girlfriend with red hair will enjoy that. Good ridance.
>>2813413
I mean, I thought it was pretty obvious.
I can't stop laughing
>>2813424
I don't know? I just arrived here. Did you lose your monkey pet or something?
>>2813413
No?
How do I know YOU're not a guy, that just wants to feel me up?
>>2813431
LEAVE MY WAIFU OUTTA THIS!
>>2813438
how does one see the affinity percentage?
>>2813406
>>2813431
Oh please, i got better taste than hanging out with that loser.
>>2813367
It is pure degeneracy and must be purged immediately.
>>2813401
Regardless of them leaving us, if it weren't for them we wouldn't have been born. We wouldn't have had purpose or security. We couldn't have had any of it.
>>2813452
Click analyze instead of simulate
>>2813401
You should care though.
>>2813362
>If anything, Ririchiyo is wearing some toy. I'm the receiving one.
>>2813455
i'm deaf now
>>2813437
Aikawa looks and acts like a girl! She's even cuter than me and you're telling me there's a little dangling sausage under her skirt? I'm too old for this shit....
>>2813447
You've seen me wearing my tight swimsuit you stupid! Now stay still!
>Squats in front of you and lifts yours skirt
..........
NEW OTP
>>2813461
Er...huh. That's...weird.
>>2813468
Well, I mean, the nose knows.
>>2813464
...Why??
>>2813455
OH GODS MY EARS!
>Collapses in pain, covering ears
>>2813455
>>2813487
Is it really?
>>2813457
I was talking about Makise of course, the idiot over there...who are you?
>>2813451
And your waifu is...?
>>2813468
No! You can't!
>slaps hand away
>>2813465
She's way more dominant than me!
>>2813492
>kissu
>>2813465
>>2813455
>>2813492
>>2813487
Because it's really important to know.
>>2813516
>Stands up
...You lied to me, Aikawa....
>>2813487
The nose? Do you around smelling people or something?
AHHHH....
>>2813515
Severa. Obviously someone who deserved than they sad excuse of a man. Couldn't help but overhear your lovely conversation since you mentiioned a ''girlfriend with red hair''
>>2813539
No, I didn't!
Here, look!
>shows belly
>>2813514
I mean, ya talk 'bout him like he's an actual god.
>>2813538
...How so?
>>2813539
Eh. More like it's just naturally sharp enough 'ta tell.
>>2813535
>>2813523
>>2813552
PUT YOUR SHIRT DOWN DEGENERATE!
>>2813542
>>2813567
O-okay
>>2813537
Aikawa is a tool
>>2813516
You're hopeless.
>>2813567
Why? Are you enjoying the view a little too much?
>>2813580
Thank you.
>>2813598
It's obscene, degenerate.
>>2813585
>bullies inferior Kyoko
>>2813585
She has a huge sword to kill me with, and horns! I'd have no choice but to do as she says...
>>2813443
He is, he escaped and now he's going start enslaving people. You sure you didnt see him?
White hair, red shorts.
>>2813561
Because he truly does possess the power of a god whilst he's in possession of the guilds symbol. Embedded into it are several gems that together grant abilities to even surpass the gods. Lord Ainz and the others used this power to create our home, and they've protected it along side us mercilessly. I speak for all of us in the guild when I say we would shield him from any mortal blow that would fell him if it meant he would live.
>>2813542
Time out.
Deserved that sad excuse of a man? The fuck kind of way to think is that!?
First of all, "No one gets what they deserve, only what they have the leverage to negotiate." -Jalen Rose
Second, why you think you deserve bad shit? You think you got bad things comin, they gonna come. Might happen anyway, but you got a better shot at damn near everythin if you strive for greatness! None of this quitter shit.
>>2813603
>>2813616
Congratulations, Iida-kun!
>>2813603
It's just a guy lifting his shirt a little bit, you're exagerating, as usual.
>>2813552
>Pokes belly
So soft.. but that doesn't change things. You...you're a male.
>>2813561
You could have told me beforehand you...who are you?
>>2813515
My waifu is of none of your concern, but you leave her out of your damn dirty mouth! A pure maiden's name has no place coming out of the mouth of a foul beast!
why do meteors always land in craters?
>>2813626
>deserves better than that. I fucked up, blow me.
>>2813618
You're just making it sound weirder! Cut it out, dumb ass.
>>2813616
Never change, LF.
>>2813641
Why do craters always catch my meteors?
>>2813629
That's a girl.
>>2813542
Honestly, no one deserves to carry the responsability to take care of someone such as Okarin. I'm Fumi and you're better off alone, Severa.
>>2813641
Because kill yourself
>>2813641
Coincidence? I think not.
>>2813633
Okay... you can cop a feel.
>>2813652
I have to bend to her will.
>>2813641
>
>>2813644
>o-oh
>>2813652
>never change, LF
>im-fucking-plying
>>2813676
never change , nigger of the spiders
>>2813669
I bet you'd like that, huh? I wonder what Ririchiyo would say if she was here...
>>2813657
He might look like one, but he's a guy.
>>2813635
Can you stop yelling? Do you see this blank piece of paper?
>Hands empty paper
It shows the amount of fucks I give about what you just said. Makise is an idiot.
>>2813666
I already got an idiot that i have to look after, i don't really need another one. But thanks for the warning, lady!
>>2813362
>I'm the receiving one.
>>2813622
...Man. Your world is strange.
>>2813633
Aussa, Aussa the Earth Charmer. I aint even sure we've talked 'fore.
>>2813696
Cute!
>>2813686
I'll just agree to disagree with you.
>>2813642
>>2813698
Do you think so? From how you've acted I think you're strange.
>>2813669
Alright this changes nothing. You're still my friend alright? Even if you're still a weirdo. I'm...sorry.
>>2813698
We didn't. So you're saying that nose of yours is pretty good? Can you help me out?
YUKINE! Get back in here and fix my drapes!
>>2813707
Or, you could take him to a bathroom, lift his leg and check his equipment by yourself.
>>2813729
>kissu
guys john lenin died
>>2813691
It's not Makise
>brings out a body pillow out of nowhere
It's Mahiru. Now if you'll excuse me I have some important business to attend to. You can't have fun on an exotic beach while on the internet.
>>2813729
I keked but no
>>2813735
Do you do this often?
>>2813685
She'd bully me...
>>2813714
Hey, I didn't admit to anything. I said you could feel my chest if you don't believe me. But I'm warning you, they're still growing! I'm just pretty young.
>>2813748
>>2813740
Did anyone else get killed or somethin' by the force of that drumming? Because it sure feels like it.
>>2813728
Hearin' an' scent're extra-strong, as opposed 'ta my near-sightedness.
Er...how so?
>>2813710
I mean, I generally consider fanatic mindsets like that a bit much, myself.
>>2813696
I'd advice you to break up but, who am i to get into other's business? I hope you at least enjoyed your life.
>>2813744
Mahiru Koizumi? I wasn't event talking about her you idiot. And she isn't your girlfriend. She's...dead, right?
>>2813770
If you could watch someone raise an entire empire because he willed it. Would you not follow that man to the ends of the world?
>>2813774
Pointless pictures? Pointless pictures.
>>2813774
It's actually 1:31
>>2813705
Yes, he is very cute when he shuts up and looks at me with those disgustingly perfect eyes, face and smile. But what about me, Anon?
>>2813772
I have..a reliable way of knowing that he is that special one.
>>2813791
I...I was talking about you.
There go my slim hopes.
>>2813787
>Stella Artois
Out of all fucking Belgian beers, you bought the most disgusting one.
>>2813790
It's actually 8:32 PM
>>2813685
here
>>2813783
Not if I didn't like 'em.
>>2813764
...I don't know what to believe.
>Touches chest
>>2813799
>implying I bought it
>>2813803
It's 11:33 AM here.
>>2813812
post things you want to fuck
>>2813770
Tell me whena "girl" is secretly a boy with your enhanced senses.
>>2813812
>breaths in to appear bigger
See?
>>2813798
...Okay, get out of wherever you are hiding, Ringabell.
>>2813810
You've just got a closed thick head like the ground you play with. If you just met Lord Ainz you'd understand how great of a person he is even without using his powers.
>>2813825
>>2813791
It's not really about the right guy, but by tehf act your life as an individual will come to an end the moment you start a family. You know, living for them instead of living for you.
>>2813824
>Austin Powers fag when
>>2813827
If I seeya 'round, sure.
>>2813839
I don't "play with" it, I control it. Gods, gal, calm down.
>>2813825
>>2813825
>>2813772
Hey, you, I heard my name.
Me, dead? No, just a little busy. I will be back.
>>2813849
I would but I don't know where to find the movies
>>2813849
Mini me first please
>>2813806
Thanks Ram Ram
>>2813825
I wanna do her, in a hate fuck kind of way.
>>2813824
That's what I'm trying to figure out!
>>2813828
>Caresses
>squeeze
Hmmmmmm....
>>2813850
I'm always around! Just hidden or doing something else. I'm Tenryuu! Do you have a phone?
>>2813850
It ends up being the same result playing or controlling.
>>2813842
Well. about that..we apparently already have started a family. In a future that has yet to come. And to be fair, i wouldn't mind starting a life with him.
>>2813751
I don't have to.
But why do you ask? Do you need me to check yours?
>>2813709
Really?
>>2813860
Ah, finds out you're alive after all. Nevermind that, Koizumi.
>>2813836
You'll be happy to know that was not me.
>>2813876
Which one?
>>2813877
Are you done yet?
>>2813873
Who?
>>2813825
>>2813735
I'd rather not.
>>2813908
Ramth... Rameth... Tan Waifu. If you're not her, then you must be that aussie succubus.
>>2813905
...Wha? Ah yeah yeah I'm done! S-Sorry about that.
>>2813865
>Just get images at first. We need this man, there is a massive lack of good 3D in the threads, and any character from Austin Powers would be perfect because they're just that; Characters. No having to bring reality into things, no having to guess personality, just good old fashioned hilarity if played well
>>2813871
>Austin Powers CJ when
HG simulator video when
>>2813877
I'm from a world where those don't exist. I only actually found out 'cause of Wiggins.
>>2813886
Not really.
>>2813912
So you will just keep living that lie?
>>2813894
Like hell no! Pervert!
>>2813919
You're still wrong...
>>2813930
after /v/ and /k/ get theirs
>>2813920
See, it's proven!
My turn.
>>2813924
Man, you right. Need more 3d dudes that ain't me.
>>2813938
Yuno?
>>2813897
Answer the question on steam!
>>2813932
I can say with utmost confidence that I do not want to strip search some lady I do not know.
>>2813887
Oh such a heartwarming image I'm picturing in my head right now, uegh...at e
least you're happy.
>>2813899
Thighs mc Coptits, obviously. I would totally fuck myself though.
Somebody try a Hajime/Bolin affinity test, I'm mobile and a lazy fag.
>>2813931
I doubt you can prove to me the difference between playing with earth and controlling it. Unless your afraid of your power, then your not the one controlling it, it's controlling you.
>>2813935
Come on! It will take just a second!
>>2813953
But it's not a lady!
He's a boy, a very girly one, but a boy nonetheless.
watch me whip
>>2813947
bingo
last one, sorry if you had 'em already.
>>2813974
Anyone could "play" with the earth.
>A see-through crystalline spike abruptly arises up through the ground with a flick of her wrist
Control aint somethin' just anyone can do.
>>2814002
Damn son
>>2813992
Thanks, but, given my recent involvement I doubt they'll be used much. I was considering making a Warhammer 40k code to host with, but other then that..
>>2814002
>cringes visibly
>>2813944
The hell do you mean it's your turn? I'm clearly a girl.
>>2814002
Kek, saved.
Did that Hubert guy go somewhere?
>>2813976
Noooo! Get away from me pervert!
>>2813976
It's a lady, trog.
>>2814017
I'm clearly a girl too and you still did it.
>>2813931
Well now you have one, gimme your number and I'll give you mine.
>>2814002
>tfw Bolin has a higher affinity with your waifu then you do
I think it's time for suicide
>>2814003
And just about any vampire can play with blood, and that's exactly what I'm doing. Though you can't tell me this isn't control either. Yet I'm playing just as you yourself are.
>>2814029
Yet many said you are a dude under your skirt and that small bump beneath was suspicious, Aikawa.
>>2814024
Calm down.
I'm not going to do anything. The last thing I need is you running away crying again.
>>2814027
He's taking you for a fool, which isn't so hard, but still.
>>2814032
Nope, it's Hajime with the affinity. Considering I'd probably be the one taking it up the ass I worded it that way. Also, enjoy being cucked by a 12 year old :^).
>>2814024
>flicks
idiot
>>2814002
>>2814018
Wrong one, gotta use the m/m version
What the fuck are birds even
>>2814050
How about you go back to molesting that tramp while I return to my own devices?
>>2814046
Your bumps are suspicious too, I bet they're pads.
>>2814058
Feathered reptiles
>>2814057
Again, saved.
Also:
>he reversed it
>>2814053
First an AI now a twelve year old, I think it really is time to kill myself...burn my sweets so no one else can have them.
>>2814031
Erh...what? Lady I sleep under a tree 'round here, what makes ya even think I understand how this stuff works?
>>2814041
Thing bein', that most definitely is control. Otherwise you'd just be splashin' it around unrefinedly like an overgrown child in a river.
>>2814067
I'm not molesting anyone, and only I can call her that, so take it back.
>>2814067
You're telling him to break the rules.
>>2814013
I'll miss you.
Soo how long til next game?
>>2814076
why do you think I made the undermeme deck
why don't you just ask if we can not use it during cah games
why don't you just host your own ones
>>2814088
No.
tfw can't do
>steps into
anymore
>>2814107
Next week
>>2814095
I need help.
>>2814086
You see our definitions of play are both completely different then. Cause to use it is to play. If I were truly to be serious many could die in a mere instant, and I'd have no fun.
Chickens eating scrambled eggs
>>2814069
You can say that even after looking at me on my swimsuit!? These are as real as my desire to punch you right now!
>>2814086
You don't? How can you kids live without yous cellphones today?
>>2814112
They have a Tenryuu unit there already. Piss off.
>>2814083
Ok deal
>>2814108
I didnt think you made it lad. I didn't ask not to use it because it's better than vanilla. And actually I might just start hosting my own, I'll make a new HG pack.
>>2814132
>They have a Tenryuu unit there already
Nope not anymore.
>>2814132
Don't do that.
>>2814107
I don't know, miss, but I hope it's soon
>>2814131
That's rice you fucking imbecile
>>2814113
It's not nice to call a lady that, you know?
You could even say it's against the rules.
>>2814050
And the last thing I want is you trying to peep....
Pervert..
>>2814139
Never even got to bully the dick version
>>2814107
Until someone decides 'ta host a game.
>>2814129
Yeah. Sure. Fine.
>>2814132
I aint even from your world, for one, we don't have this sorta technology.
>>2814149
I stopped myself, didn't I?
I didn't get to see a thing.
>>2814146
No, it is not against the rules. Just maybe rude.
>>2814163
kys autismo.
not hosting is against the rules
>>2814119
>tfw can't house anymore
>>2814169
And being rude is bad, didn't you mom teach you that?!
>>2814159
I could kill entire villages, leave not a single person to recount the tale of what happened. Erase cities off the map. Though because Lord Ainz would rather protect others we all, including myself, keep ourselves in check.
>>2814139
>No? One less ERP counterpart I guess.
>>2814142
Then don't make me angry saying nonsense, you ain't touching me even if you're a "girl", Aikawa.
>>2814163
How about you shut your mouth and fuck off?
>>2814159
...Oh. But now you're in this world, you gotta get with the times! I got that a lot.
>>2814131
Good
