/sug/ - Steven Universe General
We're going home soon Edition:
Previous thread: >>2800847
>NEW EPISODES on 12 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
first for best gem
Lapis redemption yes
Jasper redemption no
I believe that Steven will be able to make Pearl happy.
>>2809209
No, but Greg will
>>2809214
I think Steven can make Pearl happier than Greg ever can.
>>2809207
redemption for everyone
>>2809087
>>2809138
>Interviewer: The show is called “Steven Universe” and it’s about aliens and this interstellar conflict, but at its heart it’s a show about family and intersectional feminism.
>Sugar: Yes. Thank you. I’ll use that blurb. [Laughs] It’s about love. I think intersectional feminism is about love. That’s the thing that’s really exciting to me.
>Interviewer: It’s about the fact that there’s not one way to be or to do things.
>Sugar: I think that’s where the loves comes in. There’s a song coming up later about flexibility love and trust, because I think those are the three things you need, and they inform everything else. To me, that’s the core of the show.
I love how everyone keeps trying to heap on -isms and other bullshit into the show's themes, and Sugar just has to keep going "y-yeah, but also love!"
Assholes just can't accept the idea of just universal love, not heralding one over another. Shit makes the world go round.
Also, interested in finding out what that upcoming song is. Sounds like it could be something from Same Old World.
Maybe Sugar really did make her own "I could show you the world"
Who is Ame gonna blast a joint with
>>2809228
I want denim Jasper to force me against a wall while she tenderly whispers Magnum P.I. and Kojak quotes into my ear.
>>2809249
with best gem of course
>>2809261
Never knew Steven was a stoner.
>>2809276
Believe it
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>>2809247
>Lapis finds out that she loves Steven and decides she wants to live with him.
>>2809287
It's not gonna be easy living with the other Gems.
>>2809260
I want you to have that experience.
>>2809303
"The characters are very, very different from each other. What they’re struggling with is very different; they will hurt each other’s feelings by accident, wires will get crossed, and things will get confusing. It’s a challenge for them, as characters, to coexist, but they care about each other so much that they work through it. That’s just something I think about often and try and convey."
-Rebecca
Yep
I want to snuggle Jasper
Characters > story > lore
>>2809325
Steven will.
>>2809329
Porn > Characters > story > lore
>>2809304
God bless.
>>2809325
I want to be the little spoon to Jasper, to feel her arm wrapped around my body as I drift off into sleep, and to be woken up suddenly and painfully at 3AM by her accidentally snapping four of my ribs during one of her nightmare spasms.
>>2809354
I want to help you get over her nightmares and learn to love like me.
>>2809354
Have you thought about seeing a therapist for that?
NEXT EPISODE
WHEN
>>2809403
Within six months.
>>2809403
12 hours and 4 minutes
>>2809414
FUCK
MY BIRTHDAY WILL BE OVER BY THEN
12 hours 'til I nut.
>>2809297
>666kb
>>2804713
>>2809354
I feel you
>>2809432
>fuck you
You are so sweet
>>2809417
Then this is a good way to start your new year, yeah?
I want Jasper to sit on me
>>2806990
what is this blurry shit?
>>2809354
>snapping four of my ribs
You do realize this would hurt so bad and the shock would be so sudden from a dead sleep that you'd stand risk of developing your own PTSD from something like this?
Is it really worth it to cuddle with her?
>>2807180
what's with all these old images' thumbnails being posted all of suddden?
was there a huge influx of new users recently?
>>2808216
Gentle reminder that Jasper is YD's bitch.
>lapis is gonna be redeemed first thing
>jasper is gonna be MIA for god knows how long
Is Lion Steven's mom?
>>2809607
no, i am
>>2809598
>malachite is straight gone
>the town bomb WILL happen
>>2809607
Steven is Lion's mom.
>>2809565
If you have to bother to ask someone whether something's really worth it or not, the answer's almost always going to be yes. I'm willing to go as far as having her sever a major nerve.
>>2809607
Steven is Steven's mom
>>2809660
You do realise that you're going to hurt Jasper a lot, emotionally, if she accidentally kills you, right? It'll take years for Steven to get her to understand that humans aren't immortal like Gems.
> I’ve seen people describe the show as “comfy.” I think there are people who will have a huge spiel about what it means that the Gems have rebelled against their planet and all of these plot things, but I feel like the people who say the show is comfy are almost more in tune with the point of it.
SU confirmed for comfycore.
>>2809676
What's comfycore?
http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/2016/05/11/steven-universe-creator-on-crafting-a-show-about-family-love-and-aliens/
>Even before this conversation, I would have guessed the show consists of this very organic combination of many things that you’re interested in, that you love, which is very diverse.
>RS: Intersectional feminism is something I really care about. To me, the show is specifically about intersectional feminism. The characters are very, very different from each other. What they’re struggling with is very different; they will hurt each other’s feelings by accident, wires will get crossed, and things will get confusing. It’s a challenge for them, as characters, to coexist, but they care about each other so much that they work through it. That’s just something I think about often and try and convey.
Oh, fuck....
>>2809695
Just think of it as egalitarianism.
>>2809678
I don't know, would something like "comfywave" be better?
>>2809703
I'll just try to pretend I didn't read it... The show works just fine without bringing the whole feminist perspective mess into the mix
>>2809675
I don't want a tender relationship, I want my tsundere rock goddess to sparingly show me passionate affection and then throw the memory of me aside if and when she inadvertently kills me through overly tough love.
>>2809725
That's not a good relationship for a space rock that's trying to habilitate on Earth to have.
![[shit slapping intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/S0ZzDeu.gif "[shit slapping intensifies].gif")
>>2809703
But that's wrong, you fucking retard.
>>2809731
It's what I understood it as.
>>2809751
It's what feminists want you to think of it as. Fuck, the SJWs poisoned Rebecca.
>>2809766
I know what normal feminism and tumblr/sjw feminism is, but what is intersectional feminism then?
>>2809777
It's a collectivist belief that people always benifit from some privileges while being "oppressed" by others by pure virtue of characteristics like race, gender, and sexual orientation. It sounds good but it's retarded.
>>2809777
It's where straight white women lecture each other about the best ways to address POCs, trannies and lesbos for the purposes of virtue signalling.
>>2809777
basically if you are homophobic, racist ect then it violates under international feminism. Not just sexism towards woman like the standard definition.
>>2809813
>then it violates under international feminism
You mean intersectional, right?
And what's so bad about that?
>>2809813
damn auto correct
>>2809829
It's just a warm up before the game, coach.
>>2809829
It's best to get prepared for all the political talk right now before the show returns, especially for those who plan on returning to /co/ like me.
We're almost here, babeee
>>2809507
I want Garnet to sit on me
>tfw im not hyped
fuck me familia
>>2809730
There are already plenty of harmful things about evolving and progressive-modern relationships, but that's not my point here.
Some people subscribe to the tender Jasper headcanon in which Jasper is really just a pent up softie, but I personally like to think of her as an emotionally hardened soldier who's only conditioning herself to Earth's traditions to try and shed her reputation as a lawless monster and get on the right side of the Crystal Gems to be on the winning side of the looming gem war. If she killed me I wouldn't want it to be any more emotionally damaging to her than losing a goldfish.
>>2809883
>>2809813
Well she confirmed she browsed sug so I dunno
>>2809883
Gonna need a reason before you can get those (you)'s anon
>>2810000
QUADS
its today.
fuck
>>2810032
I have to wait until tomorrow to watch the episodes.
>>2810045
I have to wait until Monday FML.
>>2810032
TODAAAAAAAYYYYYY
I'm gonna be asleep when the episode airs. How can my biological clock be so cruel?
>>2810094
drink a 5 hour energy or do some coke
>>2810099
But 5 hour energy isn't a drink, more like a drink.
https://twitter.com/ianjq/status/730497505398390785
"it can be assumed that Homeworld Empire makes them in planets all across the galaxy to make gems of different shapes and sizes!"
I guess this confirms it, they are a massive fucking empire
Lappy feet are for _____
>>2810143
suffering
>>2810143
FUN
>>2810133
It's nice that it's confirmed to be an entire fucking empire, but I guess they're only self-contained within a galaxy instead of across the universe?
>>2810143
in need of shoes
>>2810159
Probably. Inter-Galatic empires are a step above galatic ones, it requires a level of technology which would just be impossible to square with the homeworld we know.
>>2810143
I want to smell them but not if they smell like the ocean.
>>2810184
what's so bad about the smell of the ocean
Stream WHEN?!
>>2810203
N E V E R
>>2810203
Well the usual /sug/ stream got killed back in December.
Here's the link to it if you want, know its just a loop of bubberducky 2
http://taima.tv/r/bits
Back in Jaunty, everyone just hitched a ride on the pony streams
>>2810203
just go on ur tv senpai lmao
>>2810235
CN doesn't show in fucking canada
>>2810249
There's no CN in Canada?
>wew lad
>>2810235
There are more European SU fans than you'd think.
I wish there was a way for us watching the show to count in their view numbers. I mean I live in Canada and have no idea how I'm suppose to watch the show without using a download
Guys I don't have cable
What do I do?
Are the Gems abusive towards Steven?
>>2810277
download/stream
>>2810293
Pearl watch him sleep
What do you think
>>2810337
But she doesn't do it for bad reasons.
>>2810293
Yes, very.
>>2810293
If he were a normal child yes this would be abuse
>>2810362
But this is okay because they're magical?
So is it one episode or two today?
>he's ACTUALLY going back to /co/
When does the episodes air? It says 7PM but for what time zone?
>>2810394
Yes I am.
>>2810394
Youre deluding yourself if you think its any better here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA
>>2810366
>>2810418
here we got poil porn what is better than that
>>2810446
Actual discussion.
>>2810458
The only reason there's no discussion here is because there's nothing to talk about right now
>>2810388
Two i think
>>2810458
excuse me gentleman but i personally would rather have porn thank you very much
Connie version when?
>>2810458
>Implying there won't be discussion here
Did you forget we had a hiatus that was a few months long?
>>2810433
>>2810446
You can find porn anytime you want, it doesnt change the threads themselves. Besides there looks to be worse shitposting over here
>>2810513
My name is going to be PEN15-2016
I want water melonanon back
>>2810552
He's dead, Bro.
Would you help Peri beat her meat?
>>2810434
wow that thread is shit
>>2810632
no, shes a grown woman. she can do it herself
>>2810552
Malachite ate him.
>>2810632
Id suck the cum right out of her cute dick
Dawn of the new day requires the last challenge.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10191739
>>2810653
But she needs your help!
>>2810669
that's some good Peri right there, if you don't like futa you can pretend she just crushed it with her humping and made it spill it's cream.
>>2810632
I'd kindly ask her to shapeshift back to having a vagina like normal.
>>2810679
Is there a longer version of this gif?
>>2810632
perfect replication of the art style. 10/fucking 10
>>2810680
Too late anon, you didn't want the Peridick so someone else went and took Peri all for themselves.
>>2810104
GIMME A HUG, MAN
>>2810669
Scribble did lewds? Why wasn't I informed of this?
peri needs crotch doctor
>>2810698
Fine I'll just default to my backup waifu who doesn't have a dick then. Lapis.
>>2810706
id give her a good inspection
>>2810706
Steven has healing spit.
>>2810709
I got some bad news for you buddy...
>>2810632
>>2810728
Alright I guess I'll default to whichever gem doesn't have a penis.
>/trash/
>More Posts
>More Images posted
>Less different IPs
>/co/
>Slightly Less posts
>Slightly Less images posted
>More different IPs
I think i can already tell 22 of those different IPs aren't /sug/ related.
>>2810706
The doctor is in.
>>2810761
>/co/
>less posts
Prepare your ass.
>>2810766
Yeah it's gonna speed up to the point of barely good discussion when the episodes drop.
>>2810761
Are you retarded? Two of your points against /co/ are completely false.
>>2805589
Aww shit, thanks a lot Drawendo.
Sorry I'm so late replying, I went to bed literally right before you posted this.
>>2810778
I'm looking at the only /co/ sug thread.
It's entirely true if you look at that thread.
>>2809598
I already told you, because you used the same image, that Lapis has been waiting half a season longer.
Glad to know for sure that you're just shitposting though.
I'm fine with peri having a dick as long as she is a dom
i want malachite vs alexandrite NAOW
>>2809883
I don't blame you for not being excited for this episode. We've already seen 60% of it.
The entire fucking fight scene, months ago. I'm still a little mad.
>>2810143
Hug n fug.
>>2810810
I wish the hiatus would go on forever. I like talking about the show on /sug/ more than actually watching it.
>>2810800
She will dom Steven.
>>2810728
>that cute foreskin rolling up and down
hnnggg
>>2810788
That's not /sug/ you retard.
Reminder that Steven is a cocksucker.
>>2810849
It's okay as long as it's girl cock.
>>2810844
That's the only sug thread.
Don't try to degrade my points just because it's a pre-general thread.
The people who actually want to go back to /co/ probably joined /sug/ after we got banned here.
>>2810855
It's not, your core points against /co/ are already degraded because they're wrong. When /sug/ comes back proper you'll see that you're wrong.
>>2810876
>Keep thinking i'm talking about /co/ as a whole
Just this one pre /sug/ thread mate.
Calm your tits and try again.
>>2810879
Maybe you should have specified that in your first post and we wouldn't be having this pointless argument dumbass.
>>2810886
It was clearly the main point of the first post and you took it out of context.
If you maybe had a tab open on the /co/ thread you would have noticed how the /co/ stats matched up with that thread
>>2810143
Steven!
When you try your best but you don't succeed
When you get what you want but not what you need
>>2810897
Miles Edgeworth is shit.
>>2810916
I dislike the avatarfags here as much as anyone, but there's no reason to lie.
>>2810900
I don't think I'd trust a 14 year old boy to sleep next to a pretty blue alien girl like that. Something illegal might happen.
>>2810897
I go on /co/ for three things, /sug/, storytimes, and Gorden telling Batman to rape Joker threads.
That thread wasn't /sug/ so I didn't browse it.
how would peri deal with running the german empire in WW1?
>>2810922
Or maybe, they are just reaction faces like you've been told off for before.
everyone on the su thread on /co/ is fucking retarded
today
holy shit
>>2810939
Knowing her, try telling Canada and Mexico to stall the US for their clay. Also overly complex machines that break in the mud skyrocket in terms of production.
>>2810946
YUP!
>>2810946
Welcome to /co/ SU threads.
I'm staying here.
>>2810946
Did you get BTFO by the mean posters you little sissy? Would you like me to make you some porridge and tell you you're a winner?
>>2810946
>One of the first posts tried to justify making a thread this early by saying it's a season premiere
>Season premiere
>Falling for the 5 season meme
Quality /co/
>>2810924
Everything is legal if you're not caught :^)
>>2810970
I hope I'm not the only one who's going to save these in their S2 folder.
>>2810986
>you'll never get caught doing something inappropriate with Lapis
Feels bad.
>>2810924
beastiality is legal in Delmarva
Why isnt CN UK airing SU at all? Havent seen it on the schedule for days
>>2811004
If they were allowed to air it we'd have seen the final battle with YD already.
>>2810834
i don't understand this picture
>>2811098
pedophilia
I WANT A REALISTIC PENIS DRAWING.
>>2811120
Ok.
I don't know why I'm turned on by the thought of Steven having a vagina.
>>2811204
You like fat chicks.
>>2811210
No I don't.
Friendly reminder for those of you going back to /co/ that shitposter-kun is still extremely active, the mods either won't ban him or have given up on doing so, and that the mods in general are still absolutely retarded. You now can't have more than one thread about any currently airing show, period. Some of you may already know this from all the trash generals besides /sug/, but it's not just generals, it's any thread relating to a currently airing show.
Fun example of /co/ mods being fucking geniuses. Remember when /sug/ first got banned and people complained about /rwbyg/ still being allowed? Well the mods finally banned that after over a year, right as the show apparently started to get new content again. So now by the mods' volition they have a right to a general, only they're now not allowed to.
They ban threads left and right if there's even one thread up on page 10, so /trashsug/'s doing good on waiting to make a new thread, at least most of the time. Strangely they seem completely OK with having multiple threads about live action movies/TV shows up.
>>2811224
Holy shit that is completely not okay.
If only you could post this to the /co/ thread but that'd be asking for a ban.
Shame those guys will never see but damn more reasons not to go back.
I stretched too far or something, and ripped a cut into the inside of my asshole. It's small, but it hurts like hell, and standing, sitting or lying down doesn't help at all, and covers my toilet paper in blood. Figures this happens today.
>>2811273
What the fuck is wrong with you? Go to a doctor right now you idiot.
>>2810761
>/co/ is slower
If this was true, I'd actually consider going there.
>>2811273
Put lidocaine on it.
>>2811273
Go to the doctor and fix your crack.
Does she love Steven?
>>2811285
>>2811299
It's not deep, or causing internal bleeding. It's happened before. It's like, right at the edge of the actual cheek and the hole. Usually it only happens after large movement, usually a large turd due to constipation, but this was just me wearing too tight of pants and stretching to far I guess..
>>2811294
I will check to see if I have any. Thanks for the suggestion.
>>2811311
She loves him as much as Watermelon Anon hates him.
I can't believe Peridot's fucking dead.
>>2811418
She's more alive than ever!
>>2811449
No, she's dead. Steven likes that.
In exactly how many hours are the episodes airing?
>>2811482
WIthin six months.
>>2811482
About 8 hours or so
>>2811482
people are saying in 8 hours, buts its in 7 according to my timezone.
Why do people want to go back to /co/ so badly? The mods there are awful, why not just stay here? Sugar would want you to stay in the /trash/.
>>2811553
I have to check both for servicesanons
>>2811553
Because /co/ doesn't sexualize steven like you fucking faggots
>>2811575
Oh they do, and if they don't then I will.
>>2811581
DO NOT
>>2811581
>implying mods on /co/ won't ban you on sight
Good luck fag
>>2811273
Enjoy your hemorrhoid.
>>2811587
It's too late, I've already started.
>>2811575
They do, just not explicitly.
>>2811588
System is broke enough for that an easy and constant switch of IPs can make you unbannable otherwise Indexer would have gotten a board ban by now.
>>2811418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss-tDFpsN7o
>>2811682
Anon please don't do anything irresponsible with your firearm.
>>2811682
SHE'S GOT A GUN
>>2811682
Nice toy gun there.
>>2810526
>here looks to be worse shitposting over here
Just wait until the actual general starts over there. You'll be begging for the shitposting here.
>>2811587
IS THAT LOSS, MOTHERFUCKER?
>>2811682
>>2811770
For fucks sake this is the second post that has required usage of Drawendo's work.
>>2811715
kill yourself fampai
>>2811786
Don't hurt Lappy please
>>2811786
Put the gun down.
No one besides Lapis needs to get hurt.
Just a couple more hours until Malachite guys!
>>2811796
>>2811798
>>2811824
OH SHIT SHE'S ARMED
>>2811839
-till Malachite's last appearance if Jasper meets an "unfortunate" accident
>>2811847
Even if she doesn't we likely won't ever see Malachite again.
>>2811844
>The gun is upside down
Her aim isn't getting any better.
>>2811847
You and I both know that this is SU and that won't ever happen. She'll be placed in a bubble until the plot calls for her, and then Steven will reform her as a good guy. That's the rest of the show from here on out. No more serious threats, it will just be a cycle of plots 'Homeworld Invades', 'We fight', 'We're a team but butt heads', 'New Gems are now Crystal Gems'.
>>2811880
That's the unfortunate accident.
She's bubbled but we ain't got a clue if they really would UNbubble her like Peridot.
Wait, I haven't visited SU threads for months. Will we get one episode a day starting today? Not counting in the weekend of course.
>>2811893
Probably when the Gemyu Force is about to invade they'll reveal that Jasper is also being targeted as a traitor for being a fucking failure, and without Jasper's help the CG will get crushed.
>>2811912
one a week for 4 weeks starting today
after that it's hiatus city P
>>2811912
>one episode a day
That shit ain't ever happening again.
