/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Best Gem Edition.
Previous thread:>>2766548
>NEW EPISODES on 12 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1 [Embed]
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4 [Embed]
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flock draw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
I feel like half a man /sug/. The walls of my house feel foreign and above all; disappointed.
Best gem?
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>2788094
yes she would anon
>>2788094
Lady of beef, hottest alien warchief
Can't help but wonder if she'd shag me lief
>>2788094
we talked about this anon
You have to make her happy first
start small
>>2788121
>Lady of beef, hottest alien warchief
Gave me a good laugh
>>2788159
Well I didn't come up with that, but I'm glad you got a laugh outta of that. I need to laugh too.
>>2788121
What kind of beef we talking about here? This beef?
>>2788216
Straight protein anon. The good kind
>>2788216
Or grade D beef?
>>2788246
Now that seems like a shitty way to fall asleep.
>>2788129
I'll do my best.
I'm more than willing to offer up what little I have to give
>>2788265
Cocked out and clocked out
>>2788301
What a way to live. I must admit. I feel a little sad that I've never been in a spot where I bust a nut so good I pass out.
>>2788060
>>2788364
Yeah. I think I already talked about this before, but I only have one part that can be eaten out and that's extremely uncomfortable for me. You do great work.
>>2788338
I did it once, all my roommates went to spend a few days at the beach and I was home alone
Felt nice but a hell of a shower session
Will she show up Again?
>>2788418
Ah well, at least somebody gets the porn cliche going for them. Congrats I guess.
a friend sent me a about some random guy's opinion of rule 34 . why do normies have such a negative view of porn? is harmless fun and everyone watches it
>>2788159
Orc Jasper is twice as amazing. Source please?
>>2788463
i was on a jasper saving spree, no idea but ill look
>>2788458
To be fair, jacking off to drawing of fictional characters is pretty degenerate. I guess the same could be said for live film, literotica, etc... I suppose it's all subjective. I stopped hiding my porn a while ago though. Even my normie friends don't care. They see the folder labeled porn and they move on.
I want to be gem raped
Amber does it again
https://mobile.twitter.com/egomatter/status/730304622045233152?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
Did I grab the highest res
>>2788484
isn't that weird. fictional characters are designed to appeal to people after all. i guess what really bothers me is how hypocrite are are about it
>>2788660
I couldn't do any better, but indexer is probably gonna pull something out of his ass. Probably find a way to get the png file too.
>>2788689
*people are
>>2788660
>those comments
Can someone tell who Jasper is dressed as, and what prince would peridot be? (Amber says yes when asked if Perdot would be "the prince")
>the rest of the CGs are the cousins
And who are the cousins? I know we have Jojo fans around here
>>2788689
It weirds me out too, but it's kinda hard to defend this sort of thing. The way the culture works is pretty much designed to be that way about it, and it's not even completely baseless either. I do wish they wouldn't be so hypocritical about it or that I wouldn't look like a weirdo for calling them out on it.
>>2788660
https://mobile.twitter.com/egomatter/status/730307553796591617
>>2788660
I've been thinking about Katamari lately, this just made my night
>>2788749
What a damn qt, and damn, jasper. those eyes
>you wont see a new ep until friday the 13th
2spooky
>>2788792
Wha? Thursday
>>2788798
Well unless they're inexplicably airing a new episode in Australia first we'll all be waiting for the mega link the morning after.
>>2787990
Last day in /trash/ /sug/ for me for a while lads, who staying in /trash/?
>>2788891
I'll be on both boards. /trash/ is too comfy to abandon but the party is gonna be at /co/ for a while.
>>2788891
Both for me. Can't get enough /sug/
>>2788891
I am, my schedule wont let me put up with /co/
>>2788891
ill be on both. though i like how nice /trash/sug/ is. /co/ is full of weirdos and assholes
>>2789002
>/co/ is full of weirdos and assholes
So is /trash/ dummy.
>>2788891
I'll be in both /trash/ and /co/.
>>2789025
yes, but /trash/ has the good kind of weirdos and assholes
>>2789073
That's the sweetest thing you ever said to me anon
>>2787990
Is it true that France are airing Hit the diamond on the 21st and Steven floats 22nd? Are the French not surrendering this time?
>>2789061
Please don't like Sugar
>>2789111
I've also heard that, I assume it's still the case
>>2789121
I meant lie, you should definitely like Sugar.
>>2789121
This typo is giving me some good laughs
Can we all agree that pearl is like the very best.
If not then what we realy are?
>>2789262
Pearl is great, yeah, but Steven is better.
>>2788891
>implying they'll let us stay through the summer of steven
This'll be it. 2016 is the year /co/ bans generals.
>>2789262
sexiest gems no doubt
>>2789277
Why can we have no cringy art
>>2789262
that cute pearl hnnngg..
How is your paypal doing, /sug/?
>>2788479
Nevemind, I found it.
http://thetemplevault.tumblr.com/post/135321334808/did-someone-want-jasper-as-a-wow-orc-because-she?is_related_post=1
There is also a finished version, but I like the one you posted more.
>>2789326
you're cringy. any form of art isn't about the little mistakes or following rigorously real life anatomy but if it works asd a whole. there's more value on that than tiny details.
you don't understand what makes art good and have no taste at all, so you're just nitpicking
>>2789439
sorry i couldnt find it, didnt see it anywhere
damn, looks pretty nice colored but yeah, i like the non colored Armour too, neon green shoulder guards are rad tho
>>2789446
Look i understand that you just defend the artists clown feet fetish.
To me it seem cringe. but eh i dont judge you for liking clown feet.
Soon.
http://itsalmo.st/#stevenuniverseintoodeep
>>2789488
sure anon, keep pretending those aren't pearl's proportions. ignore the clean lines, nice colors and shading, well drawn hands and good use of space. whatever you say buddy
>>2788431
I spent 10 minutes just to make this for you, anon.
how many years down the line will the murdercocks start impregnating more gems?
>no preggerdot porn yet
>>2789724
exclusively for fug
can I have this porl
Why is Steven such a pervert?
>>2789766
i can see ame doing that, not peri
>>2789746
We can share that porl, she has enough love for both of us.
>>2789746
why?
>>2789766
Holy SHIT thats hot/cute! The artist just keeps impressing me
>>2789781
>>2789782
because of paypal
>>2789871
this is a bit
a pinch of unerving
Rebecca seems like a really nice person.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/671463
Does Steven still love her?
>>2790132
Steven and I do.
>>2790063
I really don't like this and I want greg to be pushed off the roof again
this is one of the few times I have genuinely rustled jimmies
>I will never be turned into Yellow Diamond's pearl
Why is real life so cruel?
>Jasper is most likely going to be bubbled and forgotten while Lapis is a massive dickbag to all the gems
If this happens I'm going all Columbine on CN Studios
They are all so cute, so damn cute, we are gonna see them again shortly
>>2790232
>"You can't be friends with everyone Steven."
>"Yeah, but Lapis is different I know it."
>He takes Lapis out of her bubble and lets her reform
>She says fuck Earth and flies into space after giving Steven a best friend drowning like last time
>"Maybe Jasper isn't so bad."
>>2790238
Why wait?
>>2790257
My beach summer fun buddy beat the shit out of my friends, broke my dad's leg, and drowned me and my best friend :((((
GREG IS FUCKING DEAD
>>2790400
he got better.
It is just like in my chinese cartoons where characters that die if they are killed. but then they come back.
Water witch hunt WHEN
>>2790415
You know what, since there are tons of lapis/Pearl parallels (lapis being the evil twin of course), maybe we'll get a scene with lapis getting stabbed in the back
>>2783513
that is an upscaled jpg you fucking idiot
do not save or repost it
Morning /sug/, what's for breakfast?
>>2789724
the only good pearl is one who knows their place. CS pearl should be bullied and made to feel awful about herself.
>>2785312
kill yourself
>>2790446
>her gem is on her back
Rest in piss, lazuli
>>2790446
I immagine lapis being the always pissed character from now on.
>>2788458
>>2788660
kill yourself
>>2788749
kill yourself
>>2790446
Or worse.
>>2790466
Chopped potatoes, bacon bits, mashed eggs, sliced sausage with some light cheese sprinkled on top all in a bowl, some jelly toast too
torn between coffee or tea
>>2790466
Honey turkey sandwiches
>>2789438
>>2789439
>he ACTUALLY fell for the lapis lazuli meme
>>2789746
>>2790400
You've killed a good and caring daddy.
>>2790559
i don't get this image
>>2790536
That's even better
>the one doing the killing isn't quite Pearl
Holopearl vs Opal (half Pearl)
>taking advantage of lapis' unique trait of flying and opal's weapon
This is how lapis is gonna go
>>2790559
What meme?
>>2790565
GUILTY
Hang the water witch
>>2790571
pottery
>>2790571
But will Steven understand why she did it? Will he ever forgive Opal (or Pearl and Amethyst for that matter)?
>>2790602
Steven's a smart boy, he'll understand it's for the best
>>2790565
Audio deadio
>>2790583
http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Lapis_Lazuli
>>2790645
OH i get it
>>2790663
I still dont get it.
bully the pearl's feelings and make her cry.
>>2790681
Man, Garnet would be so fun in the baseball game, I'm sad we have to give her up for Booby.
>>2790727
hopefully they make pearl sit out.
>>2790063
There's no way THAT killed Rose.
What a hard working cutie.
>>2790801
Having your eyes obscured by hair is a little unprofessional, isn't it?
Do you guys think that we'll see the Rubies from "The Answer" in "Hit the diamond" again?
>there are people who think Rose gave up her life because "babies are super cute"
>>2790815
>yellow pearl displaying proper pearl handling technique
yellow pearl could fix cg pearl.
>>2790063
One does not sexualize the Peridot. She is too pure for such things.
>>2790820
I suppose we would if the Diamonds don't update their equipment. I think those rubies might have been shattered for failing to do their one job though.
>>2790828
She just wanted to "bridge the gap between Gems and humanity".
>>2788094
I hope you have a good day, man.
>>2790834
WHOOPS
>>2790834
gems are not for sexual.
>>2790840
Why would anyone want to do that? Humans are horrible.
>>2790838
Did you forget that BD initially just wanted to shatter Sapphire first and then shifted her anger at the only one Ruby because she fucked everything up?
I don't think she'd shatter the other Rubies since she seemed pretty cool with the two Rubies failing when Sapphire told her about it.
>>2790849
Bridges can be used for Diplomacy but also for War y'know.
Stevidot?
>>2790840
That makes the most sense. One doesn't go from a revolutionary mastermind to an airhead who kills oneself on a whim. And if Rose just wanted to experience childbirth then she could obviously just create some DNA for creating a 100% human baby. Rose wanted Steven for a keikaku.
>>2790859
I still imagine fucking up like that gets you bumped down a bit if you're still alive. I guess that's a plausible reason for them to be search party in bum-fuck nowhere.
>>2790849
Fuck off, Yellow Diamond. Humans are great.
>>2790868
Don't forget that the show really likes obvious villains.
So we can just assume cocks are our only defense against a gem invasion, right?
>>2790885
Anyone who thinks Rose is a villain has a bad grasp of the show.
>>2790828
People will do anything just to have a child, even if they'll never meet them.
Garent,
Amethyst and
Pearl and
Steven
The beginning letters of these are "GAPS".
What gaps are they talking about?
They could've put the names in any order the wanted but chose the order that makes the word "gaps".
There has to be a deeper meaning to it.
>>2790891
Well sure, but consider this...
Those gems have to be convinced to shapeshift an entire female reproductive system -- vagina, uterus and all.
>>2790913
IF one is mortal. Having a child is a means of escaping one's own mortality.
>>2790891
That and a bit of romance.
>>2790916
Cmon now, imagine the gems as sailors out to port looking for a quick fuck. Hell, imagine introducing the concept to them. It be a glorious orgy in a matter of weeks.
>>2790846
NYET
>>2790901
What else do you think was that scene in "Steven the Swordfighter" for?
They wouldn't put a scene like that talking about how obvious a villain is in there without it being foreshadowing.
>>2790917
The GAPS are the holes in every fan theory that fans choose to ignore.
>>2790935
>THAT scene
What scene?
>>2790935
It's Lapis.
Greg was right
>>2790859
BD never said she wanted to shatter Sapphire, and it seemed like she wanted to shatter Ruby mainly for initiating the fusion, not screwing up the prediction.
I don't think BD cared about the prediction all that much. It wasn't some long running master plan, it was a happy surprise Sapphire dropped in her lap seconds before it started happening. Its like if someone said they got you a donut, then reached in a bag and realized they didn't actually get one. Annoying, but not really rage inducing.
>>2790942
That scene talking about how obvious it was that the janitor is the main villain in that sword fighting movie they were watching.
make this pearl cry when hiatus please sugar
>>2790948
Crying breakfast friends was about crying food
>>2790867
>Stevidot
You just raped me and my dog. You're the worst thing in existence???? Like gross??
>>2790948
The villain is Homeworld. It has always been Homeworld. It will never stop being Homeworld.
>>2790957
It's a reference making fun of the amount of crying that goes on in the show.
>>2790957
Are you telling me that the Crystal Gems are actually sentient breakfast snacks?
BRAVO, SUGAR!
>>2790969
Sardonyx arc??
>>2790614
Will he, really?
>>2790885
Rose in that image represents how Steven and therefor the audience sees her. She is looming there because she is larger than life to Steven and her eyes are hidden because she is mysterious since Steven doesn't know as much about her as he would like.
Not evil.
>sex hair
>low rise thong, no pants
>shirt falling off one shoulder
>>2791016
>>2791016
>>2791021
I'll marry her one day.
>>2791016
Can't she at least wait until Steven is an adult?
>>2790977
why do they need each other so bad anon?
>>2791028
Good luck.
>>2791031
No.
>>2791034
Steven needs them the most.
>>2790867
without a doubt anon
>>2791059
No it isn't.
>>2791034
Happy last day of hiatus, /sug/!
>>2791049
steven is their son they have to be there for him. the gems are great at hiding their problems from steven.
>>2791088
What the fuck is wrong with her face. It literally looks like Steven making a kissy face with lipstick on, which would make this image really wrong.
>>2791092
But what if Steven was an adult, too?
>>2791059
honeslty, if it is, or not
its not going to stop me wanting them to be cute dorks together
>>2791092
Gems don't have an age.
>>2791115
Being cute dork buddies isn't pedophillia
>>2791113
>>2791115
Why though? Is this just indirect Connie hating?
>>2791128
>gems are always grown ass adults
This isn't helping your case.
>>2791132
Shipping Steven with someone other than Connie isn't necessarily hating on Connie, especially not when you're shipping an OT3 (mine's Connie, Pearl, and Steven).
Who let tumblr in?
>>2791132
Fuck, you Conniefag sure are annoying.
>>2791138
Gems are always gems. They can't be adults if they don't have any concept of age. They would have to have been children first, but they were not.
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>>2791143
Then you people are worse than Lapidot shippers ever were. You are the current pinnacle of cracked ship advocates and I do not condone your actions.
>>2791154
Triggered by one mild post, really faggot?
>>2791175
Then it's a good thing your opinion means nothing by default, Connie enabler.
>>2791132
it doesnt have to do anything with hating another character, nor needs pasta long writing on 'why'
I just want chara A and Chara B froma a show to do cute things together and be dorks together. Maybe a kiss here and there cause it happens
cause damn it these two are just so adorable
>>2791175
What the hell is your problem? Unlike Lapidot, there has been interaction between Pearl, Steven, and Connie. Enough for me to ship them together.
>>2791154
>this pathetic attempt at a reversal using a strawman
>>2791180
>I don't have a problem with the canon ship
>you are bad because you "enable" the canon ship
>>2791190
I don't even care about shipping faggot, I just don't like conniefags.
>>2791201
>conniefags
By "conniefags" do you mean people who don't burst into an autistic rage when she is shown or discussed?
>>2791190
>paypal
>>2791148
Those tumblr bullies can't let me just be in peace with my 2D.
>>2791211
You mean none then? Because that's exactly what conniefags do, except their rage is directed at everybody who doesn't ship their shitty Mary Sue.
>>2791212
Why is this a meme? Else who is forcing it and why?
>>2791212
>tfw don't have enough money in PayPal account to buy paypearl merch
does anyone have any pictures of characters in t poses with transparent backgrounds?
or draw your own in ms paint
I have an idea
>>2791211
No, I mean the conniefags with a huge victim complex like you're showing.
>>2787990
Isn't Tabitha St. Germaine talented?
>>2791219
>regular girl meant to ground Steven's character
>a Mary Sue
>implying other people are the autistic ones for tolerating her
>>2791240
>tolerating
First thread, huh? Well, that's okay, but I won't be humoring you with replies any longer because of it. Don't join in unless you know what you're talking about next time.
Connie is the true meme of this show.
Nobody likes her and she is the most out of place character who shouldn't be in the show at all.
>>2791231
Anon asked a question. You are the one that making a hoopla about it. You just have to answer "no, I do not have a problem with Connie as a character or her relationship with Steven" and move on.
>>2791224
>>2791225
I started the paypal thing with somebody else
there's a deep and dark story behind it
>>2791249
>You should have said what I wanted you to say otherwise you're "making a hoopla"
t. conniefag
>>2791244
>projecting newfag
Gems may be waifu material but connie is wife material.
>>2791252
It's pretty morbid quite honestly
>>2791249
Why the fuck do I have to show that I like Connie or not to complain about Conniefags? The two of them in these threads are annoying pedophiles that shit their pants whenever someone talks shit about their waifu.
>>2791253
Let me lay this out for you. The question was whether or not the Periven advocate in question was such because they didn't like Connie. The answer is either "yes, I have a problem with Connie as a character" or "no, I don't have a problem with Connie as a character".
>>2791265
the history behind yellow pearl and paypal is one that should remain in the shadows
>>2791270
I wasn't the "Peridot advocate" you were replying to.
>>2791266
>Why the fuck do I have to show that I like Connie or not to complain about Conniefags?
You don't. You just should either answer the question or ignore it.
>>2791273
this lore runs deep much like the love between yellow ilk.
>>2791287
Touching her gem.
![65dcc1c1e104644f5cec34f8a50adca5[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/LiwFw3O.png "65dcc1c1e104644f5cec34f8a50adca5[1].png")
>>2791305
That's not my post senpai.
>>2791302
lewder...
>>2791322
Only use Jasper's Gem has is rubbing your clit on.
>>2791294
This.
Anyone who is legitimately aroused by or "waifuing" Connie is a honest to goodness Conniefag, but there are very few such anons out there. Calling someone who simply likes or tolerates the character a "Conniefag" is just an attempt by the people who don't like her to make the opposition sound like the oddballs.
She serves an important role in the story and she is cute with Steven. That's about all I have to say about her.
>>2791334
seems like it would hurt tho
>>2791294
I'm the guy who wants to raise connie to by my wife
You people have some sick fantasies.
>>2791364
You are weird.
>>2791287
can we post rare yearls
>>2791382
I want Lapis is fill me with water until I explode. I want Jasper to fill me with cum until I explode.
>>2791397
I explained my plan in detail and it seems pretty reasonable.
It's not that I want to go and fug connie, I just want to become a trusted figure in her life
>>2791382
No way!
Which gem do you think would be the most likely to enjoy shitposting?
>>2791404
that all depends on the rarity and type.
Lapis shooting water out of her vagina like a fire hose.
