Welcome to the One Hundred and Eighteenth Classy Games!
I'll have 48 of you, unless there aren't that many warm bodies to justify it. Ready...go.
>>2781934
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2781934
anila
Kurumi
Kuga
Captain Luna
Matsuda
>>2781934
Fay D. Flourite
Mikan Tsumiki
>>2781934
Natsuki Subaru
>>2781940
Being forceful in a good way, right? That is my intention, after all.
But if you honestly don't want me to do this, then I'll stop. I should get going anyways.
These boxes
Dalmation Molly
Junpei Iori
>>2781934
Ririchiyo
Yukine
Classy Wiggins
>>2781934
King Kaito
Nymph
Ringabel
Iida Tenya
Classy Raven
I know the drill
>>2781934
Lucario
Benny Goodman
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>2781889 (Mikan)
Building your self confidence is a good thing Mikan. It means you'll be prepared to stand up for yourself one day.
>>2781940 (Mirai)
Hm. Then I suppose your job isn't done, though I can't sense youmu so I've no clue what to be looking out for.
Space Captain Eruna
Stocking
>>2781934
Spike
Lorian, Elder Prince
>>2781934
Reck
>>2781934
Adam Sandler Date Simulator
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
Sliver Queen
Ms. Fortune
Bogs Binny
>>2781934
>>2781934
Junko Enoshima
Omega Dark Excellent Final Donald
Madoka
Classy Mii Swordfighter
The Dinkster
>>2782000
Well...that is my ultimate goal after all.
>>2781934
Ramlethal
>>2782003
Seems like we found our shitposter.
Eggman-kun
Beowulf
LET ME HEAR YOU HOWL WULFPACK!
Snoop Doge
>>2781934
The World Guardian
Kukuru Anrakutei
>>2782033
>smooch
Velouria
Oceiros, the Consumed King
>>2782034
>Bruh, I've been here literally the whole day, using Mikan, don't you accuse me of shit, you double nigger.
>>2781934
>>2781993
If it is not too much trouble dear host, I would like to humbly request that you this instead of my former one. Classiness is a rare sight to see here and although why it is not against the rules, showing up in the wrong dress code is a tragedy.
>>2782055
Nice denial.
>>2781975
Good evening, piggy. Can you squeel like one or do i need to kick you in the stomach for it?
>>2782041
Why only me? Either of my sisters would enjoy it infinitely more.
>>2782030
That's a good goal to have then, though if you don't mid me asking. What's with what your wearing?
Machi
>>2781934
Bayonetta.
>>2782057
you look like a faggot either way
>>2782065
Squeal*
>>2781960
Quite speaking nonsense, my child would never be lost. He is the child of dragons, a race that far surpasses your capabilities. Where are you hiding him? He must be so scared.
>>2782061
>Y'know what, fine, believe what you wanna believe, The reason you think like this is my fault anyway.
>>2782071
Cutie
Takeshita
>>2782095
take a shit heheheheh
>>2782009
Oh, hey birdma - Pit.
>>2782065
...Ho-How about neither?
>>2782068
Oh, this, its my nurse uniform...and the only piece of clothing of mine that's still in one piece.
>>2781833(subaru)
What? When did that ever get established?
>>2781863(Mirai)
Just point me at 'em coach!
>>2781889(mikan)
M-Mikan ignored me again...
>>2782122
>those eyes
Where have I seen those eyes before
>>2782122
You gotta admit, it's quite humorous.
>>2782104
Oh, hey Velouria. How are you doing?
>>2782081
*Quit
Confetti or fireworks?
dubs decides.
One roster, justified only by the fact that 48 is less the rule these days.
Here beginneth the review. If someone needs a swap, I might just laugh at you, given the circumstances.
>>2781934
N
>>2782116
You just said you're no that cute right after I said you were cute. You can't just do that stuff. You take the compliment as it is!
>>2782109
What the fuck did you say against me?
Squeal or get kicked in the face. Your choice.
>>2782128
Do you expect me to know?
>>2782131
It's not when you've heard it a million times.
>>2782139
s-swap a filler out for me please.
SAVE THE WORLD
This is as classy as I'm getting so you better like it and stuff.
>>2782075
That wounds me more than you think.
>>2782134
Confetti, its less dangerous...
>>2782139
Lo-Looks lovely.
>>2782150
She's got like, 50 pounds on you dude. I wouldn't pick a fight.
>>2782145
>>2782139
H-hahaha, w-well this is a bit embarssing, now isn't it?
>>2782139
I'm ready to die in the worst way possible!
>>2782109
It looks nice at least Miss Tsumiki. Though, when you say in one piece, do you mean to say that your clothes were destroyed by others?
>>2782081
I have no interest in keeping your child from you, just like your late son, this world will fade into nothing.
>>2782132
Thinking about you. How soft this feather i plucked from your wings is. Are they all like that? Do you know where i can get a black one?
>>2782145
>>2782146
I said I'm not the cutest.
>>2782139
I am waiting for your call.
>>2782139
This arena kinda of reminds me of the Best Dresser Contest... Kinda of hoping my Heavenly Armor impress ya folks.
>>2782139
>>2782145
Swap it if possible, woman.
>>2782139
>The large man points his weapon at the girl
Please, swap us in for her, if you would.
>>2782006
>>2782159
Classy Shalashaska
>>2782150
Ho-...HOW ABOUT NEITHER, I-I'll give you a shot us-using a used needle!
>>2782174
Well yes, that's exactly it...all my others got shredded...
>>2782178
I like the sound of "N" better personally. But Ñ sounds nice too I guess...!
>>2782139
>>2782095
Actually, if you could give her my spot instead, I would greatly appreciate it.
>>2782139
Looks good to me. Good luck everyone.
>>2782179
I take back my compliment then. You're not cute at all.
Matsuda out, N in. Lorian out, SAVE THE WORLD in. Tenya out, Takeshita in.
Here endeth the review. Bloodbath next.
>>2782186
State your name next time, fool.
>>2782184
It's a little of both. Pride, and all that.
>>2782193
Gee thanks. This is some attention I can get used to.
>>2782195
I would swap you in , but you keep bullying armpitsu girl
>>2782177
I like to keep my wings clean, so mine are at least. And for a black one... you'd have to take one from Pittoo, and he's kind of... an asshole
>>2782139
Looks paw-sitively delightful!
>>2782186
Once again you've come to my rescue, doctor! Hahaha! You must really care about me quite a lot to go out of your way like this for me, huh?
>>2782196
A shame, I'm sure you had clothes you enjoyed destroyed.
>>2782215
Yeah yeah, whatever woman.
>>2782227
Trust me when I say I don't care about you. I'd rather see you die instead of me however.
>>2782215
I gotcha. Alright, time to do this thing.
>>2782215
Thank you very much Miss Raven!
>>2782222
Who ?
>>2782216
>The large man lets down his sword and relaxes, the weak man on his back speaks
Please, think not much of it, we would prefer to stay out of unnecessary conflict whenever possible.
>>2782223
Oh don't worry. I know how to deal with pesky cretins that stand in the way of me and my treasure.
Tell me, do Wolfskins exists in the skies above? There are very few tales of humans surviving an encounter with an enraged one..because very few survive such an encounter.
>>2782205
gay
>>2782237
Of course...my favorite shirt got destroyed, I-I really liked that shirt...
>>2782256
green hair, detached sleeves, great hentai books where they fuck her armpits.
you know who
>>2782200
Oh, thanks Iida!
>>2782257
Hey, well that's cool, because I like getting into unnecessary conflict.
Got a name or something?
>>2782245
You are wasting your time ith the green haired boy. He is wasting his gift at the whims of his heart and mind, standing in the ways of progress. A pity.
>>2782262
Just because I don't think you're cute doesn't mean I'm gay. I find lots of girls here attractive, it's just that you're not one of them.
Don't let that get to you though. In a way you're kind of cool.
The Bloodbath...but how bloody?
Kurumi gets us started right away, scoring a sweet First Blood! The rumor mill is in full swing, Ringabel proves instantly adept at archery, and there's a lot of running, as usual.
>>2782287
It is time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqtrrPTNQxg
>>2782245
W-wow, you have qutie the attitude, now don't you?
>>2782287
Aw shiiiiiiiit
>>2782284
What's that supposed to mean?
>>2782287
I can't even drink this idiot...
>>2782287
The fuck?
You could have at least tried. Like I'd actually marry a pig like that.
>>2782266
The stupid goblin aka Sanae ?
>>2782287
Maybe my purpose is to be classy.
>>2782265
So are you feeling a bit better now?
>>2782287
Tempting offer, but I'll have to pass on that one.
>>2782309
yeah
but i call her armpitsu girl, for obvious reasons
>>2782152
Can't say I blame you there, you would not believe how many times I've heard the "Ring my bell" joke.
>>2782287
Bullseye!
>>2782280
I didn't ask for your words, trash. Keep it in your mouth, where it belongs. You're just wasting valuable oxygen that could be used for others that are far above you.
>>2782299
Seems someone noticed the obvious. Good job at realising something that is as easy as A-B-C.
>>2782287
>As he ran, Reck's cape waves against the wind.
...Something tells me I shouldn't be keeping the cape on this thing.
>>2782260
Maybe they do where you come from, but I wouldn't know. I come from a different universe than you do, as far as I know
>>2782280
Ghetsis please
>>2782175
Then you will tell me. Tell me where you have hid my child. Less you want to talk by clashing in battle.
>>2782287
I hope the two of us makes it as far as we can. Let's hope it serves both of us well.
Do I feel lucky? I kinda do. That might be bad news. In other news, Adam Sandler and Machi share jokes. The Swordfighter proves that swords are his strong suit. Subaru is done in by a cuddly bunny.
>>2782304
It means you're a cool dude, dude. Good luck in the games. Remember to stay strong!
>>2782287
What are these strange, metal pebbles?...They smell dangerous, but..So shiny! I'm keeping them!
>>2782287
Your time has sadly run out, little girl! All I asked you to do was squeal, yet you couldn't squeal to save your pitiful existence... How sad, ufufu~!
>>2782268
IT IS NO PROBLEM!
>>2782336
I'm bad at this.
Zzzzz...
We're slightly behind the pace from my previous game, but I have faith that you'll shore up the numbers.
>>2782353
>kissu
>>2782336
The country known as Japan was entirely destroyed.
>>2782336
>
>>2782336
That metaphor doesn't make any sense, and now I'm hungry
>>2782313
Not really...bu-but it was nice to talk about it.
>>2782324
Um, Pit. I know this may come out all of the sudden, but
...Can you take me there one day? If this feather is any indication, there's an entire new universe full of treasure for me to discover!
>>2782336
None of these participants are interesting..And they don't smell pleasant either.
>>2782319
That's something we have in common then.
>>2782349
Do you really have to yell?
>>2782318
She gets what she deserves
>>2782337
I mean, I am pretty cool, but
Why?
>>2782336
>Peeks out of some bushes.
Great, there goes my camp... time to make a new site. Maybe the forest would be a good place to start. Ain't no bugger, is going to find me there.
>>2782336
What are you gonna do about it? You can't unburn it or anything.
>>2782359
>wakes up
Who in the... Can't you just leave me-.
...
Next...
>>2782377
She deserved those beathiful armpits?
I never get tired of a good sea tale. Eggman never gets tired of being murderous, even by proxy. Luna never gets tired of delivering a sharp comment.
>>2782366
Well, if you ever need to talk just to get your mind off of whatever is going on then let me know and I'll keep you company.
>>2782384
"Vaccines Cause Autism"
>>2782278
Oh dear, you'll have to forgive me, I am Lothric..and this, is my dear brother Lorian.
>The larger man beckons you on his knees
>>2782325
...Do you truly wish to contest me? I must warn you I would not hold back.
>Lorian's sword scorches itself in a menacing flame.
>>2782395
Thanks for the...
>picks up the pistol
Strange thingamajig
>>2782389
You have a weird fetish
>>2782377
Ocelot!!!!!
>>2782395
>dreams about death
>>2782395
The oddest part is that she was in my dream at all.
>>2782395
I KNOW, I'M STUPID, I'M AN IDIOT, I'M NOT ONLY GARBAGE, BUT I'M STUPID GARBAGE!
>>2782399
...Ok-Okay, I'll keep that in mind, mister.
Yukine and Ririchiyo...the next item? The moon princess is the latest to suck at archery. Janus now has one hell of a companion. Other than that, there's a fair bit of dithering about.
>>2782411
No they don't.
Nice and quiet tonight. Lovely.
>>2782395
Ugh... Why did we even bother eating that. I should consume your spirit instead and make my tastebuds flourish again!
>>2782395
Of all games to miss, I miss the one that befits me the most.
>>2782374
I can try. Lady Palutena would have to O.K. it though, and I've been busy in my universe since Thanatos has been causing a lot of trouble since he figured out how to make it that the rest of the Underworld Army can be revived... at least the leaders, anyway
>>2782395
Don't tell anyone I said this or I'll kill you and stuff, but I think it's borderline creepy.
>>2782417
Right, right.
Save the World. Call me that.
>>2782433
Geeze, what the hell? I already said I'm at my classiest today.
Little fucking shit.
>>2782433
Are you really that mad I didn't take the offer?
>>2782376
It's been a while since we've last spoke, has it not?
How have you been?
>>2782395
Why must we talk about them? I would much rather talk about you.
>>2782433
I-it's my birthday? Oh dear, I almost forgot!
>>2782433
I can tell that I'm being followed
>>2782384
Bidoof is the greatest pokemon ever
*ahem* I still have a decent amount of faith that you will kill each other in large numbers...
>>2782424
there is nothing wrong with an armpit fetish
>>2782433
What changed your mind from last time?
>>2782433
>The note reads as follow
"Sorry mate, I kinda of took ya stuff when you was out... well, only some of it... well, I took ya bag. Since that's the only thing that's useful to me. Hope ya can forgive me"
- Reck
>>2782433
Next time we meet I'll make sure that it'll be lethal. For most of you that is and not just for me~!
>>2782431
I'll leave you be for now Madam Mikan.
>>2782433
You better watch what your doing next time.
>>2782433
What? It's just flowers
>>2782426
You again...
>>2782466
A bit though
>>2782460
Would you like a picture of it or something?
>>2782436
Excuse me?
>>2782433
Dead flowers? Is that supposed to impress me?
>>2782466
Its a bit, and this is coming from the ape who can brainwash people.
>2782433
Waste of good looking tree branches if you ask me. Can i use my claws instead?
>>2782443
Just who is this Lady Palutena you keep mentioning? Is she your mate? Or soon-to-be-mate?
>>2782488
yes, images of "swole bidoof"
Pit finds the double kill against a formidable force. Eggman's strategy is used against him, and to great effect! The difference between chamber music ensembles: Benny Goodman.
>>2782484
I can share some armpit fucking if you want
>>2782457
Yeah, I've been fine. What about you?
>>2782376
M-My apologies. It is just second nature to me.
>>2782501
There's gonna be food, right?
>>2782475
Then why use tree branches of good looks and quality? At least you should've let me keep one.
>>2782501
Just give it to me straight ya dragon. Does this suit of armor look cool to ya?
>>2782490
Just smell them
>>2782501
No... that can't be real she wouldn't scream
>>2782501
Something get this arthropod away from me.
>>2782501
I'm glad you enjoy the sound of my muskets. I'm sure that next time you'll hear it, it'll be the last symphony you'll ever admire. I'll make sure that it ends up bittersweet.
>>2782455
No. Now balance another apple.
>>2782501
>>2782520
Looks fantastic.
>>2782501
>>2782516
I'm certain there will be green girl.
>>2782501
A bit of rabbit hair..some snake skin..the sinew of deer..There, all done! Does this cloak look acceptable, magician?
>>2782502
No thanks
Ringabel, you should've stuck to the bow and arrow. Madoka plays with fire and gets burned...er, exploded. Benny's a little tense after the musical performance. Ririchiyo and Yukine are no longer an item. Make a note of it. Oh, and Reck got rekt.
>>2782534
Nice! Means i'm doing something right.
>>2782489
No. they. don't.
>>2782498
Here's a box full of pictures.
>>2782497
No! Nonononono! Lady Palutena's the Goddess of Light, my boss, essentially. I'm the Captain of her army and the one she usually sends out to fight when the Underworld Army or Forces of Nature are threatening humanity
>>2782417
I have found my child. My long lost child.
>>2782484
You have finally come out of hiding, my dear Ocelot. What could you be hiding from?
>The lack of images is suffering.
>>2782534
A dragon here? Tell me. What do you think of humanity, whoever you are.
>>2782540
You sure?
http://www.tsumino.com/Book/Info/21690/1/armpit-fetish
>>2782535
Count me in, then.
>>2782542
Hey, well you're pretty fucking stupid yourself!
We've both got weapons, y'know. Wolves ain't shit!
>>2782518
Because those twigs are just like your existence. Not worth it and easy to break. You might want to reconsider your demand or I'll make sure that you end up just like those little twigs~!
>>2782542
I don't see why I would do it in front of you. If anything I'd kill you before I do anything like this.
You've managed to double the pace. Not bad, but you can do better!
>>2782542
That happened.
>>2782522
>>2782542
Hmph. It smells like a bowling pin.
>>2782542
>trips on his cape and falls into the lake
AHHHH! It's so cold!
>freezes in place and sinks.
>>2782542
I... I thought I was talking in my own growls and language. Ugh... Good Arceus... Now I need to figure this out on my own.
>>2782553
I-I'm not the Ocelot you're looking for
>>2782556
Disgusting
>>2782526
I'm not sure I trust you anymore.
>>2782542
He's pretty honest like that.
>>2782548
Keep it up.
>>2782554
Well, I love humanity, personally. Dragons are pretty horrible for the most part, so being around so many different people is a blast.
I want to get into a ship with Ramlethal.
>>2782563
Ohayou, clock-chan~
Mostly peace. I think the one thread I can detect is that whoever is a smooth talker ends up dead soon after.
>>2782542
Why do I feel like I'm going to die a painful, terrible death?!
>>2782504
Quite well, been better but I suppose I'm in no position to complain.
>>2782542
A bit too close to the hair for comfort, let's consider this a draw and leave it at that.
>>2782542
Naturally i would not be like a skinny hare. I am a Wolfskin and not prey.
>>2782551
No offense, but either you are as strong as you claim to be or your mistress is the greatest fool in the skies above.
Does this mean you are still without a mate to call your own? Wait, don't answer
>sniffs the air around Pit intensely
...Two. I smell the scent of two other people. Both of them full of arrogance.
>>2782563
Charming, another threat to my life. Do you know what humans and twigs have in common? Human bones make the same statisfying sound when you snap them in two.
>>2782594
Me too
>>2782598
I know a little space shanty some old man taught me. It's about justice though and it's pretty boring.
>>2782594
My current residence is within a ship.
>>2782598
There is no point for this to be continued.
>>2782598
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are grey. You'll never know, dear, how much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>2782509
It's alright. How have you been, Iida?
>>2782604
Why is that?
>>2782452
Ahh, well, we were hoping that this may be the last time we need to speak.
>>2782553
>>2782578
Your...child, takes appearance that of a human, less than a dragon? Are you certain that this is...the one you were in search of?
How do you change the grey background?
>>2782570
>>2782542
I thought you would like it...
Look at that fish go! Elsewhere, there's no saving the world this time. Now, if you'll excuse me, it's loogie time.
>>2782620
It didn't have to be so deep, y'know.
>>2782631
Oh. You're just gonna forget about me?
Fine, whatever, see if I care.
>>2782598
AAAAH! STOP THAT NOISE AT ONCE! YOU ARE HURTING MY EARS!
>>2782598
I don't see what the problem is exactly, but if you say so.
>>2782632
>HGCustom thingy or photoshop
>>2782598
Not a dream I would like to experience again. Just when I thought I had the upperhand... Those demons. So many of them. Best to be wary around her if it ever comes down to it.
>>2782635
Curse those dreams. It still lingers. I need to refocus.
Fours and an eight. At least you're mathematically consistent.
>>2782632
I use GIMP.
>>2782635
Fucking bullshit...
>>2782635
This doesn't concern me.
>>2782641
What's so deep about it? It's a nice song.
>>2782635
Do you have a thing for getting yourself into trouble, birdman?
>>2782635
Will I need more than a change of outfit?
>>2782596
If I were you, I'd come out from hiding in the shadows or I might make those same shadows collapse on you and grind you like a bunch of gears in a clockwork~!
>>2782598
I'm used to drinking a lot. I can speed it up and make the effect disappear within mere seconds, sadly the same can't be said for you, little girl~! I'd suggest you don't do that in my presence again or I might ensure that you'll never ever do it again.
>>2782611
I'm well aware. I'm also curious as to whether your bones and your spirit will break as easily as the rest. It should be an easy task just like the rest amongst these pitiful beings.
>>2782635
Seems I'll be adding a few more to the list, all of you should be fearing your life. It might be the last thing you'll be thinking of before you face what should've been done a long time ago.
>>2782641
More or less..
We we hoping to forget about this all...let it all fade away into nothing.
>>2782665
I love you Kurumi.
