HG Thread
>>2761255
First for love
>>2761268
I-I'm working on being a better person, I-I swear, I-It just takes a lot of time....
>>2761278
El please...
>>2761232 (Sanae)
Yeah, but even she doesn't look like she's ten.
>>2761227 (Tea Girl)
Yep, not bad. Not so used to tea, like I said, but I like it.
>>2761311
I could help you, if you want. And if you refuse, think of this: If you become a better person, you'd also be a better Ultimate Nurse!
I want to hug Garnet.
>>2761283
Oh just a portal that is right.... Well... It was over there.. Go figure... I come to bring back a few people and I get stuck myself..
>>2761323
I could say the same about you
>>2761290
...Whoops. Didn't mean to go overboard.
>>2761285 (Sanae)
I'm calling me bad at telling if someone's lying or not.
>>2761289
I was THERE! At the same time, no less.
>>2761195
Real fucking funny you little shit.
You're lucky I'm in a good mood today.
Lewd Yoko.
>>2761255
Anyone know who is hosting next game?
>>2761227
I'm not really looking to stand out, I only hope to make some lurkers come out when the dead hours are upon us.
>>2761270
O-oh... I didn't know, in that case keep bugging him.
>>2761331
Steveeeeen
I know you are hereeeee
>>2761358
You are
>>2761348
I'll make it clear.
I'm not a liar.
Understood?
>>2761339
You word that like I sound like I don't.
>>2761358
Noone, at the time being.
>>2761323
I'm delighted that you liked it, Oh, and I forgot to introduce myself, I'm Tsumugi Kotobuki, pleased to meet you.
>>2761359
Well, I'm sure they'll enjoy every second of it.
>>2761356
Me likey
>>2761353
Who said i was joking? And what's the ocassion? Shot some shitfaced cunt on your way here?
>>2761311
>>2761239
You will Mikan. I have hope in you. I want to see you as a self reliant person, who does not bend to the words of others. I must leave Mikan, do not fail me.
>>2761249 (Fett)
Hm, interesting. When I return please tell me of this "Stella Mortis"
>>2761270
>>2761348
Maybe. The Warp is a powerful thing to tamper with. I must leave Elly, duty calls.
>>2761359
I don't know if that's a direct result, admittedly.
>>2761369
...You're going to exterminate me if I press the issue, won't you?
>>2761368
Nah senpai
>>2761373
That was intentional
>>2761391
You're starting to learn, I can see it
>>2761329
I-I already rely on people to much...I-I need to learn how to do things without ot-other people, it-it'd be good for me!
>>2761388
I-I won't mister Space Marine, I promise!
>>2761396
I promise, alright? oh and I'm Tsumugi Kotobuki, who are you?
>>2761408
JUSTICE
>>2761408
JUSTICE
>>2761408
Justice, I guess.
>>2761409
You could start by taking better care of yourself. How can you expect to be the Ultimate Nurse if you can't keep yourself healthy?
>>2761388
Giant mobile moon-sized battlestation. It's primary weapon could destroy a planet outright, leaving behind only debris.
>>2761404
More like "still absolutely petrified after having it happen for the first time".
>>2761388
I don't understand it, myself.
Farewell, Sir Janus.
>>2761396
We've...
>He seems a little worried.
"Bonded"!
>>2761319
Isn't that right, "Rammy"?
>You can see the pain in his eyes.
>>2761408
JUSSSSSTIIICCCEEEEE!
>>2761408
JUSTICE
>>2761408
JUSTICE
>>2761374
I sure hope so, I've had it open for a couple of days already.
>>2761391
You're confusing me now, will watching him help or not?
>>2761408
INJUSTICE!
>>2761445
E-Eh, O-Oh, we-well I try my best to eat healthy...th-that's it really...
>>2761408
JUSTICE!
>>2761374
Rika, the best tank engineer around.
>She grins, offering a cocky salute
>>2761404
Okay. Let's put it this way.
I look like I'm ten or something, yeah?
Obsessed rabbit.
>>2761334
I do not see what are you laughing at.
>>2761396
You are selling yourself short. And Badguy have some news to tell.
>>2761454
Yes. We have indeed bonded through our talk.
*Her smile is hilariously forced*
>>2761408
DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS! IF YOU DO YOU WILL BE CURSED FOR 100 YEARS OF BAD LUCK AND FOOD POISONING.
If you want good luck and find a way of being uncursed from the image, you must post "Stay sharp baboon" in this thread.
>>2761408
"Justice"
>>2761408
JUSTICE!
>>2761447
Last time, Reimu was holding back.
I don't think I'll be that kind.
>>2761484
about 13 or so.
>>2761473
And regular showers. Maybe get some sun once in a while. And you better get the bruises checked.
>>2761408
>>2761471
>>2761491
>>2761506
>Don't do this to me.
>>2761456
>yessssssssssssss
>>2761488
Sure have!
>He looks scared.
>>2761431
No no no! Not on the dress!
>>2761422
My name is Elphelt Valentine but you can call me El for short.
>>2761473
Alwats remember to wear a smile, that's the most important thing.
>>2761488
>>2761454
>Nose bleed
Really?! This is the best news I've heard all day! I have to make the preparations. Cakes, champagne, sweets and even more cake!
>runs off
>>2761499
She instantly obliterated me. I'm not so sure she did....You weren't even there!
>>2761469
Frankly...I haven't a clue.
>>2761379
Maybe I did and maybe I didn't.
Now really, fuck off before I get angry. You're pushing it.
>>2761505
We-Well I guess I could start showering more often, an-and I can check my own bruises.
>>2761488
Obviously not, you don't have a mirror.
>>2761499
Well, that's...honestly, a bit of a relief.
>>2761553
See? There's that smile any man could fall in love with. I know you can do it, Mikan-chan. I elieve in you!
>>2761542
words spread quickly around these parts
just hearing that you were only sealed away for 2 days is an obvious sign of holding back
I enjoy my job much more than she does.
>>2761557
You're so short because you spent all your time in a narrow tank
That, or you never ate your veggies
>>2761469
pardon me for a moment, oh, and good luck even if you don't need it.
>she walks away
>>2761484
It was nice meeting you, but I have to go.
>walks away
>>2761536
Alright El-chan, I have to go now, see you later.
>walks away
>>2761526
*As her eyes begin to get wet*
Yes.
>>2761536
Wait. WHAT?
>>2761555
No I don not have a mirror. I don't see what it has to do with that.
>>2761580
If you had one at that moment, you would've seen what I was laughing about.
>>2761536
Bye! Have fun!
>He waves until she's out of earshot.
>His face relaxes.
Thank god.
>>2761580
>Relief washes over him as he slumps over.
Just let her do what she wants at this point. We have at least a couple hours.
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
>>2761614
Chill.
>>2761542
Honestly how do I put up with you guys everyday....
>>2761577
Oh alright, cya.
>waves bye to her.
>>2761595
Then I will forever be lost.
>>2761602
I was afraid this would happen.
If you read this post you will die tonight.
>>2761645
Fucking finally.
>>2761645
jokes on you, it's gone midnight so i have a whole day
>>2761577
...Oh. Right, then. Seeya around, then.
>>2761576
Hey, I get out when I think it's safe!
Things got all weird since the time I thought Reimu in Sigma....
>>2761631
NO
>>2761645
I died 5 years ago in a fiery car crash and my soul has been trapped in the 4chan servers since.
Lewd Lilo.
>>2761663
HEY
YOU
YES
YOU
GET
SOME
GOOD
TASTE
YOU
FUCKING
TRIPLE
NIGGER
GET
INFRONT
OF
A
TRIGGER
YOU
SHITTER
>>2761645
But...what if you're already dead?
>>2761644
We could just tell her we were faking.
>>2761689
Drink bleach Yuno.
>>2761645
B-bring it on.
>>2761644
Would you like a map?
>>2761712
Context
>>2761576
It was supposed to be just a day...and actually it was a day and a half. I spent the other half just reeling from the blow....
Why would you ENJOY doing that!?
>>2761636
Hey, I wouldn't really know, myself.
>>2761676
eh?
what now?
>>2761645
Do you take me for an idiot or something? Watch me fool! "If you read this port you will die toni-"
>
>>2761716
I
AIN'T
YUNO
MATE
>>2761678
Yes.
>>2761688
Fuck, forgot photo.
>>2761712
It would be better than the alternative.
>>2761729
Is this another joke?
>>2761745
Drink bleach anyways you shitter.
>>2761755
Another?
>>2761757
I did that already nigga, best feeling in my life, you should try it.
>>2761734
exterminating youkai is a thrill, I can't describe how much I enjoy it.
>>2761732
El wants Ramlethal and I to...bond. We don't, but we said we did to get her out of our hair.
>>2761755
How do you think she'll react? She seemed pretty excited.
>>2761755
What is she thinking of?
>>2761735
My other, better tank. She blew it up, long story short.
>>2761781
>slaps ass
>>2761768
I did that once, it was disgusting and the aftertase in my mouth kept there for like 3 hours. Not worth it.
>>2761778
...Even I never gained any enjoyment from killing.
>>2761781
Awww, that's adorable.
>>2761734
It's probably cus you guys are my friends or something like that, but who knows.
>Places a single slide of cake down on a table.
>>2761767
I am picking up from context that when you laugh, there is a joke somewhere. I figured that you are doing another one.
>>2761781
I believe the term disappointment will consume her.
>>2761786
I believe she intend to marry Sol and I together.
>>2761823
Did you really mate? if you did I'm sorry mate.
>>2761838
>steps on
>>2761792
Good she did, tanks are no toys to be playing with.
>>2761824
It's not necessarily killing.
Beating them up is just as much fun, especially if I'm able to get them crying.
>>2761838
>>2761852
>apologizing
kek, why apologize. It's alright famicelli.
>>2761806
>P+K+S+HS
>236236HS
>DESTROYED!
>>2761829
Sure. You just keep thinking that until I get shot.
>>2761851
>He groans.
Great. Just what we need.
>>2761833
Maybe you're not so susceptible to the confusion of it all...."Who knows" indeed.
>>2761859
...You probably wouldn't have much effort to do that in my place.
>>2761838
>>2761602
>>2761580
>comes back with an armful of supplies while babbling about marriage
>slips on cake and is knocked our
>>2761896
It's not as much fun with you, you've given up all hope already.
>>2761851
Ah, nah.
Your face looked funny, no joke there.
>>2761859
Well, that and the alternative was that I blew HER up.
>>2761903
>out
>god I need some rest
>>2761903
Always the energetic one that one is..
>>2761923
Reimu would never be that sloppy for that to happen
>>2761882
>dies with hand glued to your ass
>>2761906
I just know there's no point fighting back, even if I were fighting to kill and not following those rules.
>>2761882
It is unfortunate but I would rather die than marry you.
>>2761903
El. We need to-
Are you alright?
>>2761910
Oh. If you weren't already dead, I may have killed you.
>>2761943
Hehehe, I had her on the ropes. She only beat me by a hair.
>>2761903
Jesus christ!
>He runs over.
Are you ok?
>>2761935
It might be better this way.
>>2761947
...
>He tears your hand, glue and all, off his ass.
FUCKING CHRIST THAT HURTS LIKE A BITCH!
>>2761960
I agree. Let's just wait until she wakes up.
Where the fuck is everyone
>>2761991
>smooches from the grave
Let me have your children
>>2762000
Slowly dying.
>>2761957
see, this is why I don't even bother exterminating you. You've given up all hope. It'd be like harming a crippled man.
It's fun to beat up youkai to show them their place, but with you, it can't be done.
>>2761984
I'm sure she did
>>2761991
You had best hope she forgets everything, if you are lucky that is.
>>2761896
No I'm probably more confused, I'm feeling kinda confused though.
>>2762019
Jerk snek-chan's tailtip so she'll let go of you then, nigger.
>>2761960
A) I'm not dead.
And B) why? That's rude, you know?
>>2762000
Lurking until next game or until I stumble upon some other ava that I know so I can start a conversation without shitposting.
>>2761991
>Charges at you.
DOOORYYAAAAAAHH!!!!
>>2761961
hot
>>2762032
THAT JUST MAKES IT TIGHTER!
>>2762000
>>2762019
Waiting for food.
Convict Nicholas Cage
>>2762000
Just uh... waitin' for the next fight.
>>2762021
My growth seems like it's been slowed or something since then. I dunno.
>>2761991
Yes. We should wait. However long it takes.
>>2762037
>Ah. Farewell then.
It might be a while.
>>2762035
Don't take it personally. I want to kill everyone.
>>2762050
Make what tighter? her snek puss puss? O WAIT YOU CAN'T DICK THAT NOW, CAN YOU?
>>2762021
Because I know where I am, at this point, even if I hope to get better.
...I never understood the hatred between humans and youkai.
>>2762029
You're confused about being confused?
>>2762013
>He kicks him in the face.
Die.
>>2762028
Here's hoping.
>>2762037
>Later.
>>2762046
>He backsteps out of the way.
>>2762082
Lets hope it's a long nap.
>>2762087
>wipes brow
>>2762087
SHUT UP ABOUT THAAAT, I'M WORKING ON IT!
>>2762000
Waiting.
>>2762087
>puss puss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcqrxoyDbvs
>>2762094
Kick me again! I've been a naughty boy!
>>2762115
Baboon Games when?
>>2762082
Liar. You only wanted to kill me now because I laughed at your expression.
>>2762078
Even if you were taller, that wouldn't help you in the very least, since you're using a tank.
>>2762093
Youkai solely exist to be a danger to humans. Youkai eat humans to survive.
That's not so hard to understand
>>2762106
I think you should consider getting a penis enlargement first, cowboy.
Lamia-san for hg.
>>2762156
I-Its a grower...n-not a shower...
>>2762162
>not papi/10
>>2762162
hissss
hissss
that's a snek
>>2762162
>>2762122
As soon as I can learn how to host after failing to be a good one 2 years ago. I'm not confident in hosting, and probably wouldn't be as good as other hosts here. Plus I don't have any custom events or anything.
>>2762093
Yeah, it's really confusing, it's giving me a headache.
>>2762094
Long enough to forget what she is planning. I have to leave, bounty hunter. If, somehow, there is still not a game when I return, I will host.
>>2762141
That may have something to do with it, but I have always felt this way. Don't dig deep into it. I am not a complex creature. Bye.
>>2762120
Go bother Ramlethal.
>>2762145
...I can't exactly say I remember a time where I really needed food at all, to be honest.
>>2762187
Are you even capable of that?
>>2762184
SNEK-CHAN!
>rubs head
No one's planning to host right? I'm ready to go again if that's the case.
>>2762162
>>2762145
Yeah, but I'm not exactly happy about still more or less looking the same then as I do now.
>>2762186
I was never confident when I tried my hand at it either.. But you get better at it the more you do it. Though it can be tiring funny enough.
>>2762201
I'm a snake not a cat.
>>2762205
I'll go after you if my time allows it, little miss. I have to make sure there won't be some mortal interrupting me from entertaining some petty humans~!
>>2762189
Sounds like a plan.
>>2762220
Who'se a good future wife for her Darling? Miia is!
>pats head
>>2762220
>kissu
>>2762186
What he said, essentially; >>2762218
>>2762220
>Pets the snek
You can still pets sneks.
>>2762168
I don't have any of papi.
>>2762162
>>2762199
Well, not exactly but... I can try to process too many things at once.. It's probably the same right?
>>2762242
GET SOME!
Vincent Price VOLUNTEERS for the games.
>>2762199
some of them need food
others need less
some even dont need any at all
either way, just look at Gensokyo, it's full of youkai. Because of this , human civilization had no proper change to develop.
Compared to the outside world, Gensokyo is centuries behind, technology-wise.
>>2762216
Well, nothing you can do about it now, and it'd be useless to cry over spilled milk, now would it?
>>2762233
Aww, damn right I am. Those other girls don't stand a chance against my love.
>>2762235
>pets
>>2762241
W-Well, if you say so...
Don't expect me to meow or anything though, Darling! Not even for you. It's too weird.
>>2762220
>>2762241
>tongue flicker
>>2762269
Of course not, I expect you to hiss.
>>2762218
>>2762236
Thanks. Maybe someday, but not yet. I'll come up with a few events and maybe come up with a ppg event or baboon event for the weekend.
Baboon games will just be a batshit insane games with nonsensical ways of death. Just lots of gits and shiggles.
PPG games will be more in canon to HG so far with whatever is going on with each ava, and events will relate to those kinds of scenarios.
That's what I'm thinking of the events like so far. I'll ahve to write em down as the week passes by.
>>2762298
Of course, no one is making you. It is just natural to be afraid of messing up. But I am sure you will do great.
>>2762270
>gives egg
Don't tell Papi. She might get upset.
>>2762278
Okay...
Hissss!
How's that? Do you think my hiss is cute Darling~?
>>2762250
Er...I suppose that makes sense.
>>2762264
...I guess I just don't get it. Maybe it's just due to the isolation, but I just don't understand the necessity for the animosity, diets or not.
It's really quiet in here today...
>>2762336
>kissu
MID-THREAD.
>36363636
>>2762318
...Yeah, it was adorable, good job, Miia.
>>2762341
Mii Swordfighter
>>2762341
Misato
>>2762341
Miia
>>2762341
Sanae Kochiya
>>2762333
Guess why Gensokyo is sealed of in the first place
>>2762336
Agreed.
>>2762341
X7-10
>>2762341
Kurumi
>>2762341
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>2762341
Bikko
>>2762341
Mikan Tsumiki
>>2762341
Rika
>>2762264
It's less "spilled milk", and more "dear mother of science, what has happened to my body?!"
>>2762341
Ririchiyo
>>2762341
Eggman-kun
>>2762341
Vriska
>>2762341
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu
>>2762341
SAVE THE WORLD
>>2762341
Furry Porn
>>2762341
Casey Neistat
>>2762341
Reinhardt at your service!
>>2762341
Matsuda
>>2762341
Generic Harem Protag
>>2762341
Reck
>>2762341
Anila
>>2762341
Benny Goodman
I already dropped like ten sacrifices.
>>2762341
Josh
>>2762341
Dr. Paradigm
>>2762341
killme
>>2762341
Yukine
>>2762341
Lola Loud
>>2762344
You called me adorable! Haaahn!
>>2762341
End my suffering
>>2762341
Natsuki Subaru
>>2762339
>kissus back
>>2762354
I think I spoke too soon, actually.
>>2762341
Sol Badguy
>>2762341
King Kaito
>>2762333
Hey do me a favor, can you please stab that guy in the tracksuit?
>>2762336
THIS GUY.
>>2762341
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
>>2762341
Gravelord Nito
>>2762341
Burden of the Son
>>2762350
>>2762341
Vic Viper
>>2762341
Widowmaker
>>2762341
Yin
>>2762351
I...can't remember anymore.
>>2762336
I somewhat like it that way, since I'm still recovering.
>>2762405
What? Why?
>>2762341
Velouria
>>2762341
Baki Hanma
>>2762341
Iida Tenya
>>2762395
Loud House circlejerk when?
>>2762341
Blossom
>>2762416
kill yourself
>>2762364
Maybe you shouldn't be worried about your length
>>2762420
to keep the youkai out of the outside world
>>2762341
Sally
>>2762402
Funny how things happen like that.
>>2762429
>soon as fire emblem cj comes back and dies 2 more times
>>2762399
Well, it was pretty cute
>Pats the sneks head
