RWBY/RT Trash General #70 - Chibi Ruby Knows What You Want To Do To Her Rubooty Edition
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RWBY Chibi - Latest Episode:
>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rwby-chibi-season-1-1
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>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/red-vs-blue-season-14-episode-1-room-zero
FUCK BLAKE
no one likes reese
Wilderness aventures!
Let's make a pledge now to not discuss anything about the mods or reporting or being banned from /co/. Please
Sneaky dumb Faunus scum
>>2757828
No.
M E M E D R E A M reporting in.
Let's think happy thoughts. An easy way to do this is to listen to Neon's song: Neon.
i love reese
>>2757879
why
is she drugging you?
do you need help?
>>2757820
Have they confirmed anything about more episodes or longer ones? The RNJR travels to haven could really get in some much needed worldbuilding and character development if they do the usual quest at the frontier towns
>>2757828
Nice job starting it. Business as usual I see. Have some war crime
I need your best Yangs right the fuck now anon. Let's see 'em.
So what should the rules for making the next /trash/ General be?
I vote for the image limit. The bump limit in /trash/ is only 300 anyway, so we would be on like Page 6+ by the time we reached 250 images anyway. And looking at the rest of the content on the board, multiple threads aren't exactly forbidden.
I'M IN LOVE WITH WEISS!
Okay guys, let's play a game
You have to kill off your favorite character.
How does it happen?
>>2757917
>Pyrrah drawn like that
Why do Tumblr think Greeks are middle easterners? Have they ever met someone from Greece?
>>2757906
no i just have decent taste
she is lovely and cute
>>2757917
>All except Nora and Jaune are brown.
>Jaune's face is covered in something.
Fuck me, I just want people to draw characters the way the actually look. Revolting!
>>2757978
I think it's pretty but it's probably because I'm an Indian.
>>2757965
Stops the BBEG, gets the girl, chokes to death on their puke in their sleep after getting hammered at the celebration party
>>2757978
Clearly not.
>>2757926
I'm not a Yangfag so my collection isn't that big, but I hope you'll accept my favourite Yang.
>>2757917
Fuck's sake.
>>2757926
>>2757965
Nora dies because she tases herself so much that she accumulates enough power so when she shouts 'HI RENNNNN' the Universe collapses under the shockwave's force.
>>2757926
Assertive Yang!
>>2757917
don't you ever fucking post this again
>>2757917
>Almost everyone either black or vaguely brown
>Nora is fat
>Jaune has horrible acne and braces
At least Weiss is safe from this horror.
>>2757965
With a bang.
>>2757965
Roman already died
>>2758006
Impressive, anon, and pretty quick turnaround as well.
Sadly there was nothing you could do about Fat-Nora, so it still goes into the trash.
>>2758005
I already have it, but it's always nice to see smol Yang with freckles, and pig tails Yang in general.
>>2758035
I would bbite Blake just because she deserves it. The wretched cunt.
>>2757990
she's awful and bad at everything she does she needs to try harder
>>2758067
>quick
I made this in 2014, if my PC isn't lying to me.
Let me see if I can de-fat Nora.
>>2758005
Read this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant
>>2758102
thanks indexer
>>2758035
Possessive Yang!
>>2758074
>>2757965
Preferably I want Merc to die at the end of an incredibly long, exhausting and thoroughly badass duel with Yang, after they've had like 1-2 other fights prior to that.
>>2757858
Roger that I'm ready to embrace the M E M E D R E A M.
Long live Neon the queen.
>>2758074
All my Yangs are either toddler/babby or popsicle girl form, so that's all I really have to offer you.
I do have my recent Sad_Happy_Yang edit if you want it? All three are their own images as well if you want, or you could just crop these so I don't waste the image numbers.
>>2758089
Do you just have a giant pile of vaguely brown RWBY's that you've edited? I envy you.
>>2758109
Indulgent Yang!
>>2758131
I have all the Sad/Happys already, thanks you though.
I will be needing those babbys however, and I think I'm missing the Rube and Yang popscicle. Help a nigga out.
>>2758153
Casual Sundays Yang!
>>2758147
No, I don't save brown RWBYs. Except those Blake ones that leave me baffled at their artist's intention.
I also have a bunch of de-whateverthatskinconditioniscalled Neos and de-greenified Emeralds.
>>2758153
Do you have any "slightly aroused but not quite horny" Yangs?
>>2758169
Puny Yang
>>2757965
Jaune dies killing Cinder, both of them stabbing the other through the heart.
>>2758169
Married Yang!
>>2758160
lol that's also one of my edits. I did it on mobile though so it doesn't have the full comic/image.
Here's Popsicle Sisters though in the meantime.
>>2758195
Yeah, didn't have that one. Grateful!
>>2757965
She gets cut into quarters with her own sword.
>>2758193
Yangxious Night Visit Yang!
>>2758211
Yang.exe has failed to boot, Retry?
>>2758035
>>2758109
>>2758153
>>2758169
>>2758193
>>2758211
https://youtu.be/BMV5u9uIsk0
>>2757917
this would be actually really cute if everyone was drawn normally
>>2758237
Chinese New Year Yang!
>>2758261
Meth Dealer Bandito Yang!
>>2758275
No, that's an elementary school aged Yang.
>>2758275
Remnant's Strongest Villain Yang!
>>2758303
Harem End Yang!
>>2758310
Taking a break from the wives Yang!
>>2758160
>>2758205
And here's a better quality version of the Babby Costume Comic, with a bonus ending.
>>2758315
Tumblr Yang!
>>2758315
Depressed Yang!
>>2758338
A cute! CUTE!
>>2758339
Pleasantly surprised yet also somewhat worried Yang!
>>2758067
Considering I have no drawing skill whatsoever, this is the best I can do. I'm sorry. Hope you like Manoras.
>>2757951
Everyone loves a good Schnee.
>>2758365
Evil Saucy Doppleganger Yang!
do you think nora would like having her asshole licked would she not like someone anymore if they asked if they could
>>2758366
>He actually pulled it off.
Mother of god.
C-can you reduce the size of Yang's nose? T-thanks.
>>2758391
Ponytailed mechanic Yang!
>>2758407
Vol 4 Yang!
MAGA!
>>2758444
>MAGA hat .gif
alright, I have to give you that one.
>>2758444
MAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2758441
Girlfriend stealing homo yang!
>>2758444
Fucking checked. Bernouts wrecked.
>>2757926
I have a lot of Yangs it's hard to choose the best so take this
>>2758035
>Biting
That's my fetish
>>2758500
>you will never be bitten by Vampire Weiss.
>>2758394
I tried. I also tried to make her look less square, not sure how that worked out.
And here's another Babby Yang edit for the anon requesting Yangs. I'm gonna stop them for a while though since the Yang Spam is getting mad.
>>2758458
Anon please no, not my Popsicle Girls!
>>2758537
You're bretty gud at this. Nice.
>>2758498
On the contrary, it is you who should leave with haste.
>>2758458
> Popsicle guy encouraging /pol/posting
I used to look up to you. Not anymore,
>>2758498
Am sorry, did I offend you
Is my presence making you uncomfortable
What was that?
You want more? More MAGA?
Ok, I'll give you more MAGA
>>2758596
More than one person uses those Popsicles, moron.
>>2758458
>>2758540
MAGA Popsicle
>>2758601
MAGA ALL 4.
RUBY: RED
WEISS: WHITE
BLAKE: BLACK
YANG: CAMO BECAUSE THEY'RE AREN'T ANY YELLOW ONES.
LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEEDS MORE TRANSPARENT HATS!
>tfw your grandparents are literally congressional delegates in Nebraska.
>tfw when they both have hats.
That's most of the easy picks. More at:
https://twitter.com/96rwby/media
https://twitter.com/mojojoj27827860/media
https://twitter.com/RWBY_fanartnest/media
[spoiler]http://archiveofourown.org/works/4722113[/spoiler]
>>2758460
Gym wear yang!
>>2758652
YAY!
Will the Trump posters get even worse when he loses?
It could be similar to how the Pyrrha fans reacted when she died.
Octavian's ugly fat fetish > MAGA
>>2758735
I miss Octy.
>>2758653
You know what, if you can post some transparent, that would be helpful
It doesn't even needs to be transparent, just a normal hat at different angle would be good, I can remove it
Post all you got
>>2758732
I'd like to imagine we'd all slither back into the shadows, and revert to the anons we all once were. Then again:
>Implying he'll lose.
Post stuff like pic related.
>>2758763
>>2758771
Oh, look at that.
>>2758750
Me too. He was the heart of the general. A fun, relaxed guy who could always lighten the place up.
>>2758771
Thanks Brother
Really helpful
>>2758652
I always feared this day would come
>>2758780
>you'll never cook food for yang and vise versa
Thread is moving slow.
What is your waifu's favorite desert and can you make it for her?
No, stawberries alone do cot count as a desert.
>>2759102
Machine oil. I could probably just buy it in the nearest shop.
How would you redeem Adam?
>>2758653
MAGA my brother
This was my most complicated request
>>2759102
The Sahara.
>>2759130
It's perfect.
>>2759102
>Blueberry Frozen Yogurt.
According to Google, yeah, I could make it, assuming I had the ingredients on me or I had time to pick them up beforehand.
>>2759102
fresh memes, I can make them for days
>>2759130
Damn son one of your best too. Imma have to get this one as the op on a Trump general soon.
>>2759133
Damn you, I forgot the two s rule. I deserve that.
>>2759184
If all goes well, I shall have a new Neon memepic to contribute tonight.
Memes for the Meme Goddess!
>>2759248
Kicks for the Kick throne?
>You will never eat Ruby's butt
honestly is there a point of living
>>2759271
Did someone say kicks?
>>2759126
>Adam becomes Yang's white whale.
>She keeps attacking him and he keeps beating her
>Adam relishes it at first but eventually it just gets sad.
>Adam's martial artist side eventually overcomes his insane side and he starts screaming advice at Yang while beating her up.
>>2758035
That style looks familiar...
Pic related.
>>2759337
>>2759271
Kek, I just noticed that speech bubble.
Man, that thread was pretty messed up.
>>2759350
>>2759369
And that's all. I don't know if there are any more.
Arkos is best ship!
>>2759331
>Adam and Yang are fighting
>Yang has her hands frustratingly low.
>Adam loses it.
>"Hands up you dumb cow, hands up."
>"What?"
>"Put your hands up or I'm going to hit you in the face. Put your hands up or I'm going to hit you in the face."
>"Alright alright."
>Yang puts her hands up. Her elbows are by her chin. Her torso is completely exposed
>"Ahhhhhhhh."
This image makes me giggle.
>>2759467
Damn straight
>>2759467
Arkos is worst ship.
Pyrrha is shit.
Jaune deserves better.
>>2759519
How dare you
>>2759467
>>2759518
>>2759535
I know right
>>2759519
>Jaune deserves better.
Like Blake!
>>2759467
Arkos is fine and all, but best ship? C'mon, we ALL know Disabler is best ship, and clearly would be endgame if it ever happened, Arkos was never gonna outlive season 1
What if Merc and Neon were shipped?
Would the meme power be too much?
>>2759497
>"Alright Imma blitz in do a 1,2,3 and you counter understand?"
>"Uh yeah. One question though."
>"What?"
>"What does 3 stand for?"
>"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH"
>>2759724
It would be a terrible crackship hated by everyone except us
>>2759729
>Who taught you how to fight?
>My dad taught me!
>And did his tutelage lead to your lack of skill or did you natural talent for sucking shine through despite his best efforts?
>Hey! I-
>HANDS UP!
>>2759685
This, tbphwy.
>tfw part-time.
She's mine you guys, Merc can't have her ;_;
So anybody here onboard with BulletWitch?
Huh, the studio that animated the new RvB is the same one that Kara works at now.
>>2758596
>>2758498
It's ok, we get it. Not everyone can be high energy.
But you'll never be a winner if you're tired.
>>2759130
Don't get out just yet simmons. I want one of those fancy hats too! And make sure you get it in my size. Last time I asked donut he put it in pink.
>>2759867
Merc is better suited to her than any of us, anon, there's no stopping the Disabler train now
>>2759729
>>2759852
Good shit
>>2759975
N-no, he's a bad g-guy. Bad guy!
>>2759876
Eh.
My theory is that they used to be together, until Ironwood got hurt, and the associated hardships of the initial injuries and long, painful recovery fucked up their relationship beyond repair. So they really want to like each other, but they can't love each other.
Mercury looks like he smells weird.
>>2759982
>Not sure if Greatcow or Octy, but the all caps "best" smells like cow
>>2759852
>"You know what a clinch is?"
>"...a kick?"
>"Are you retarded?"
>"No."
>"Are you sure?
>"Yes.
>"...well then. A clinch is when I come in, grab you and kick the shit out of you. Others like to use it as a vehicle to dry hump but I have always preferred the classic shove and shin."
>"Shove and shin?"
>"Yes. It's when I shove you and put my fucking shin in your human skull."
>"That doesn't sound fun."
>"It is."
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bAWggMTA9ZU
Dont mind me.
>>2759467
I just listened to the Vol 4 menu theme.
Send help.
>>2760055
I am actually the anon that usually posts the Arkos DEPTHS pictures.
>>2760040
I remember a theory back in the /co/ general at one point, some anon suggested the idea that Ironwood has an expiry date. His implants and cybernetics and shit can only keep him alive for so long before it's just not feasible anymore or the equipment or his organs fail irreparably. Not like a literal countdown, but like a doc's prediction of how long you have if you've just been diagnosed with cancer, it's possible it'll be shorter or longer but it's gonna happen. The theory goes on that Glynda left him because the stress of knowing he only has so long left to live was too much, and she couldn't handle it.
Completely and utterly non-canon and wont happen, but interesting enough that i'd read a fanfic of it or somethin'.
>>2760110
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jQYroBX5E68
>>2760119
I salute you, fellow mariner! What is dead can never die!
>>2760099
Or Glynda physically holding him together with her semblance after the initial injury.
>"There are Grimm everywhere. If we start thinking too negatively, we die."
>"If I run out of Aura, we die."
>"If I get distracted, we die."
>"If help doesn't arrive before our provision run out, we die."
"Or you could just let go and leave me. I won't blame you."
>"Go fuck yourself."
>>2760143
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BzuPI7tk9B8
I'd like to watch Blake cry.
>>2760119
Sure thing, Davy Jones
>>2760166
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JBS3w5OknZo
>>2760076
>I think we've reached the point in my lessons where we have to work more on the intangibles of fighting."
>Lessons?
>Yeah. What do you think we're doing?
>I've been trying to kill you!
>And like Blake and serious literature, it's a valiant effort but nothing to be taken seriously.
How far would Yang go to get daddy to love her?
>>2760205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-awWHKaAgzg
>>2760158
Okay, now you got me envisioning them as Indiana Jones and Marion Ravenwood
>So tell me James, are you still leaving a trail of disaster in your wake?
Why, you lookin' for a date?
>>2760205
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c3UGNFUIiV4
>>2760256
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=viNVBetr6fg
>>2760227
This far
>>2760216
>Adam starts giving Yang belt ranks
>She is unconscious when he does it and she thinks he's just fucking with her but still
>>2760294
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx97snsx7-I
>>2760332
Penny's so beautiful and perfect and I wish it was possible to put a baby in her.
>>2760318
In the absolute weirdest way possible, Yang accidentally becomes Adam's apprentice without meaning to or wanting or fully realising she is.
If go by the theory that Adam was Raven's apprentice or accomplice somehow due to their similar appearances, we can call some serious POTTERY right here.
>>2760332
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jKQNAc5HXXw
which rwby would you beat
What if Yang was steadily losing herself to her depression, but then Neon visited her to try and help her and Yang was so affected by Neon's happy demeanour that she started emulating Neon's personality and dress sense to try and rebuild her psyche?
>>2760390
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GR4vJk2QBOc
>>2760318
>Yang has a purple belt.
>Blake still only has a white belt.
I'm envious of those Ironwood fans who can make those informative posts analysing his character, and how he fits into the story. I hope that, someday, I can do that for my favoured character too.
>>2760452
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TABfINI2P6Y
>>2760496
What's stopping you? And who is it?
>>2760514
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JflsBihO_MQ
compf
>>2760533
Emerald.
I can talk about her character in quite some detail but it doesn't feel quite cohesive or definitive enough.
>>2760566
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KH00eLXQvYs
>>2760568
TRUEST comf
>>2760607
Then get better at organizing your thoughts.
I don't know if my Ironwood speculation and analysis is realistic at all, but it feels plausible and that's enough for me.
>>2760663
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rogCrEqybu8
>>2760706
I don't know if it was you. The post I'm referring to wasn't made ITT, but a while ago. It talked about his whole role in the story and how his thing was having genuinely good intentions, but his efforts being ultimately flawed because he's too forceful and hasty. It was very educational.
Dancy dancy
opinions on reese?
>>2760724
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zs7AVT9Og4U
>>2760113
did I miss something?
>>2759248
I shall wait for the M E M E Q U E E N.
Thank you anon for your contribution.
>>2760801
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=agCiXI8kZjE
>>2760430
I might be able to confuse Ruby long enough to sucker punch her
That wouldn't achieve much but
>>2760801
I want to see art work of Glinda in Miss Spencer's outfit
>>2760858
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4LsoCoPUXao
>>2760943
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A0pDBh1bR3c
>>2760791
Goddamn. They must be drunk as fuck.
Also, is it just me or did Emerald put on some weight?
REMINDER REMINDER REMINDER
>Don't put faith into Miles and Kerry yet. A few good episodes at the end of the third volume doesn't mean they can't still fuck everything up.
>Your waifu/husbando being popular doesn't mean they're guranteed to come back from the dead.
>You disliking character revivals doesn't mean they won't bring back the dead. M&K care about your opinion just as little as the other group.
>Bumbleby is the only /u/ ship that has a chance of being canon.
>Ozpin isn't a good guy. He's the lesser of two evils.
>Kara being best RT girl doesn't make Weiss best RWBY.
>Lancaster won't happen. It will be teased, but Jaune or Ruby will do something abhorrent that scares or disgusts the other so badly that it sinks the ship forever.
>BLAKE. A. SHIT.
>>2761010
Alas, poor Roman...
>>2761046
>Bumbleby
>Chance of becoming canon
Everything else I agree with, for better or worse
>>2761046
>Kara being best RT girl doesn't make Weiss best RWBY
Of course. Being perfect is what makes Weiss a best
>>2761010
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5cwxyhZwsiw
>>2760797
I think she's a cool as a concept. I really like her interesting weapon and her design. Also her (apparent) personality of being a gung-ho goofball is amusing.
But she's stil just a background character. Sure I enjoy all of the greentexts and memeing RWBYg has done to expand on her character, but actual canon Reese still hasn't done a lot.
>>2761046
Kara being best RT girl doesn't mean Weiss is best RWBY, you are spot-on.
Weiss being best girl in the entire show is an entirely separate fact from Kara's greatness.
... Though, actually, does Casey classify as an RT girl? At least honorarily or something? Because if so, Casey best RT girl by FAR.
*lick*
>>2760820
Just absolute soulcrushing sadness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrTI2lykKBI
My god if they ever play this shit again I'm gonna blow a gasket. They probably will tho.
>>2761086
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5cwxyhZwsiw
>>2761115
Still underage
>>2761082
Volume 1 Weiss > Any other Weiss
Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't.
>>2761115
Casey isn't technically RT, same with the likes of Shannon.
Casey still a best though.
>>2761128
>You will never lick Neo
>>2761151
She's 17 going on 18, legal age here is 16, she's of age as far as I can be bothered to give a toss
>>2761115
But Ryan is the best RT girl.
>>2761082
How can wise be perfect if her taste in men is garbage?
Neptune? Over Jaune?
No.
Weiss is good, but she has her flaws.
>>2761135
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HyFWZgHwMc8
>>2761151
She's 17 in both pics anon.
She's as legal as all waifus except the Rube.
>>2761046
Little addition to this.
>Jaune will end up alone with no friends, a broken man.
>>2761214
This. As long as Neptune exists, Weiss cannot be perfect.
It's a good thing he won't exist for much longer.
>>2761220
Rube is legal in many countries, for instance she is legal in germany if you are within two years of her age. She's probably legal in like, at least 30% of asia.
>>2761214
Her flaws are what make her perfect.
>>2761221
"It's better to be broken than to break."
The edge is real but strangely tantalizing...
>>2761219
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DsT_fcjDT48
>>2761259
For all we know all four team members have had birthdays already. Ruby may very well had spent her sweet 16 in a coma.
>>2761302
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBmem35WJ0
>>2761284
Exactly. For instance, her terrible taste in men means I might have something resembling a realistic shot with her.
If she was real. Or if I was in Remnant. As fun as the latter sounds I'm pretty sure my A levels in Computing and IT aren't worth jack shit in Remnant
>>2761295
>Edgy Jaune
I don't want this.
I want him to consider the path, but not go all the way down.
More than anything I want him to become obsessed with the question "Do you believe in destiny?" He doesn't know what the right answer is, but in his mind, the answer he gave Pyrrha was wrong, and if he'd given her the right answer, she'd still be alive.
>>2761372
I mean, you could took up engineering courses and become a technician in Atlesian military.
>>2761316
Head-canon strictly dictates that their birthdays are on the dates their trailers debuted. Assuming it's been at least a month between the Battle of Beacon and when she left home, I would imagine she has.
>>2761295
>"It's better to be broken than to break."
What a pussy thing to fucking say.
>>2761385
>take up*
>>2761376
That... would be pretty damn good, actually.
Shame its about as likely as any other piece of solidly good writing in this show.
>>2761376
>He doesn't know what the right answer is,
Obey tactical knowledge and common sense.
>>2761385
I dunno, man, let me tell you I don't think the computers in the Atlesian military function off VB.Net or Lazarus, and I doubt being able to use Microsoft Excell is gonna help me with whatever the hell tech support in Remnant entails.
God damnit now I want a story of the crazy as shit Remnant version of IT support.
>>2761410
They've been pushing destiny plenty already. It could happen.
>>2758500
>>2761512
I love Blake!
>>2761550
I love Ruby!
>>2761376
Jaune's going to give up on heroics and destiny bullshit.
>>2761550
Scat is disgusting.
>>2761550
I like rape!
>>2761550
Blake a cute.
Here's hoping they won't ruin her further in V4.
>>2761591
I think you need your eyes checked, Anon. I did not post Weiss, I posted Blake.
>>2761582
Good joke anon
>>2761609
Now listen here you little shit.
>>2761597
>Rape
>Velvet committing rape
>>>>Not Cardin
>>>>>>>>>>>Not Velvet getting Cardin to rape her
you clearly don't understand Velvet's bullying fetish
I love Blake and Weiss
>>2761609
You talkin' shit 'bout my waifu nigger?
>>2761449
I'm not saying that you'll be able to use your current knowledge there; just that your basic understanding of algorithms and IT will help you understand the tech stuff easier since it mostly functions the same with maybe different syntax and features 'n shit.
It's like learning a new programming language. Yes, Ruby is different from C# and does different things, but at their core they're similar enough that you wouldn't have to start over from scratch. Unless in Remnant they write stuff in Brainfuck. Or Perl. Fuck Perl.
>>2761626
>Monty got to fuck the waifus