HG Thread
Tanks edition
>>2757349
First for love
>>2757291
I have a good reason to call you an asshole if you're blackmailing
>>2757349
Tanks for making the new thread.
Tanks you say?
>>2757362
Love's overrated, and painful
4th for 1st 48
>>2757387
kek
>>2757349
Tank you for the new thread!
>>2757349
thank you kyoo
>>2757362
You had to be first.
>>2757393
Ramlethal Valentine
>>2757393
I meant 36 you get the idea though
>>2757393
Lord Beerus
>>2757393
Mii Swordfighter
>>2757393
Iida Tenya
>>2757393
Ronnie
>>2757393
you fucked up
Yukine
>>2757393
>>2757405
Elly
>>2757326
>>2757402
Probably intentionally, at that....
>>2757338 (Kaito)
I'm just telling the truth, sir. Like you said, I'm a monster.
>>2757340
>>2757398
Frankly, it may well be too late for that.
>>2757393
Elphelt Valentine
>>2757393
Generic Harem Protagonist
>>2757393
Koyomi Araragi
>>2757393
Lúcio
>>2757393
John Doe
>>2757393
Wiggins
>>2757393
Sanae Kochiya
>>2757393
Bikko
Naoki Miki
>>2757393
Juri Han
>>2757393
Rory Mercury
>>2757393
Baki Hanma
>>2757393
Casey Neistat
>>2757393
Madoka
>>2757397
I-I'm glad I could make you laugh.
>>2757393
Iris Archwell
>>2757393
Anila
>>2757413
How? Only us two are aware of it.
>>2757393
The Player
>>2757393
Kurisu
>>2757248
Is it something gross? I think I can handle it.
>>2757291
Yeah sure, let me see.
>>2757393
King Kaito
>>2757392
.... You only say that because your love tool is not as big as others.
>>2757393
Tank Girl
>>2757387
>>2757398
Hehe, puns. No problemo.
>>2757400
I got you guys.
>>2757391
The GREATEST of war machines!
>>2757393
Carmen Laforet
>>2757393
Buni
>>2757413
It will be their loss.
>>2757393
Bolin
>>2757393
Vic Viper
>>2757402
Love does conquer all Ram.
>>2757392
It's the most wondrous of emotions, such warmth and happiness.
>>2757453
I ONLY SAY THAT CAUSE I HAVE THREE BROKEN RIBS!
>>2757442
I wouldn't bet on that...you know how those faceless people can be.
>>2757463
I have the feeling they may well not care.
>>2757413
>>2757453
>Just in case
Which Overwatch characters are taken already?
>>2757393
Eggman-kun
>>2757393
Specter
>>2757488
Mercy
McCree
Hanzo
Tracer
(I think) Widowmaker
There are probably others
>>2757375
Hmm, you might have a point...
>>2757452
Ok, here you go.
>gives Kurisu his phone showing her a picture
https://data.desustorage.org/trash/image/1446/96/1446963628658.jpg
>>2757393
D.Va
>>2757393
Gogo the wise wolf
>>2757505
>Mercy
>McCree
Well shit. Gonna call dibs on Reinhardt then.
>>2757413
Aww don't say that, you're not a monster just because you and a lot of power, because if that were true Reimu would be like the queen of monsters. Don't you dare and swap for me, that's my job.
>>2757473
And a small heart.
>>2757488
also
>>2757509
>Tanks
That reminds me
Kys ramscuck
>>2757452
its not something gross it's so-
>>2757507
WHAT THE HELL
>>2757522
I mean I'm literally a monster...youkai, remember...? I've even suspected I'm some sort of death spirit, at that.
>>2757488
>Reinhardt, Hanzo, Tracer, Mercy, McCree, Reaper, Widowmaker, and probably more that I haven't noticed.
>Tfw remembering all these names when I barely know anything about the game and never played it
>>2757509
>Oh, and apparently her.
>>2757488
Tracer
Widowmaker
Reinhardt
Mei(?)
Junkrat
Roadhog
D.Va(?)
McCree
Mercy
and I believe Lucio if this game is of indication.
>>2757486
Humans are odd.
>>2757471
I pray you don't mean that in a literal sense.
>>2757486
I guarantee you nothing will rise from it.
>>2757522
I just happen to be able to fit several girls in that small heart, it's a good heart.
Rommel a qt! CUTE!
>>2757528
Let's begin
>>2757488
Soldier 76
>>2757537
That image is cute
>>2757528
Looks wonderful.
>>2757528
I am first again. You may proceed.
>>2757530
What? She said she wanted to see it.
>>2757528
Lord Emroy is thankful for this opportunity, and so am I. It presents us an opportunity for a great conflict.
>>2757528
>one off
>>2757553
Stop bragging u cunt
I don't like Garnet's new ava. She's a cunt.
>>2757528
>>2757498
Please give it my spot.
>>2757548
E-Excuse me?
>>2757535
No I remember, but I mean in the way you act, not what you are.
>>2757540
So you're unfaithful? That's a bad generic main character, BAD!
>Sprays him with a squirt bottle.
l like Garnet's new ava. She's a cute.
>>2757571
but they're both strong independent woman who dont need no man
>>2757553
Why are you such a cunt?
Well, I almost made it on time...
>>2757582
Garnet ain't no woman. She's a polymorphic sentient rock wit no assigned gender.
I like Garnet's new ava.
I want plow her from behind.
>>2757525
Taken? But I'm single, and ready to mingle.
>>2757528
Good luck tributes! And be thankful you don't have to face me.
>>2757573
I said that image is cute.
>>2757587
>>2757536
Hehe...maybe I did.
>>2757581
You have eyes for Ram?
>>2757587
Let's do our best.
>>2757580
Hey,HEY, I'm faithful to each of them!
>>2757507
Pfft...th-that can't be real.
>>2757530
>She's trying her best to not laugh
..Come on Yukine-kun..it's not that bad.
>>2757587
Don't worry guys, I can do it all...m-myself.
>>2757601
W-will you marry me?
>>2757573
Thank yo-
>>2757587
Fuck!
>>2757528
>>2757549
Ah, so you're Miss Ramlethal's sister?
>>2757537
I wouldn't claim that for certain....
>>2757536
Boy, is that ever true....Never cease to confuse.
>>2757580
I was a gatekeeper for a reason.
l want to lick Garnet's perfectly clean butthole
>>2757555
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOW IT!
>>2757587
Ahhh!
>>2757587
Here's dinner for a few days.
>>2757536
I may or may not Lúcio, if not i'll still be making a folder incase anybody else wants to
>>2757564
>>2757571
Is this some sort of insult?
>>2757583
Why are you so thin skinned?
>>2757581
What do you find most appealing of me.
>>2757599
I guess I could ask you the same question.
>>2757587
>>2757626
Stop screaming. You are still alive.
>>2757607
T-Thanks.
>>2757590
Stop talking.
>>2757624
Well I just did, so deal with it, miscreant.
>>2757587
Ooh, I'll take these bottles.
>>2757625
>Perfectly clean
It's a fucking rock. It's covered in dirt.
>>2757587
An edible wheel? Now this is something that you can't see every day.
>>2757590
You still have a perfect opportunity to watch the carnage, but make sure you won't miss something~
Every head falling down on the ground is a little show in itself!
>>2757587
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What's going on with the handling...?
>>2757601
Id've swapped you in if I noticed, I got something weird going on with my tank....
>>2757643
You're just such a cutie, Iida!
>>2757622
Sorry champ, but that's a no.
>>2757619
He forced me into it!
>>2757646
It's a fucking gem. It's pristine.
>>2757625
There is nothing to clean since Garnet doesn't eat.
>>2757587
DAY ONE
>>2757658
n-no...NO...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2757643
I'm not even here one minute and you're already bullying me again...
>>2757650
Um, I don't think I want to watch that.
>>2757666
I think you read that wrong, Stan.
I want to fuck specter
>>2757656
P-Please cease. This is probably against the rules.
>>2757677
Of course not, you are just a lying degenerate and don't deserve normal comversation.
>>2757643
Well, maybe I should say "shouldn't".
>>2757667
...I am not food.
>>2757681
Yes, yes i did.
>>2757624
Yes, I am a Valentine.
>>2757667
This doesn't seem right. Could you release me?
>>2757615
That's not what it sounded like with what you told me, so... Bad generic main character Bad! No lying!
>Sprays him with a garden hose.
>>2757624
I don't know, you're too nice for all that stuff, but hey what's it like being dead?
>>2757667
Since when am I a threat? Why has nobody told me this?
>>2757655
Not your fault, what kinda tank you got?
>>2757671
Come on buddy, there are many fish in the sea!
Alright nerds,i'm back home finally. Who's ready to get RKO'd by the beef queen?
>>2757658
>tfw there's a an ava already of the worst Overwatch character.
>Jasper
>>2757619
Oh, it's very real! He walked all arounf an island wearing it.
>>2757626
Why not?
>>2757687
Compliments aren't against the rules.
>>2757702
I don't need this shit! I've got a world to freeze.
>>2757667
TAKE THAT YOU PUNK!
>>2757667
Excuse me for that. I'm sure that thing just fell out of one of my pockets. A girl has to keep almost everything with herself these days.
>>2757677
Why's that? You don't find it enjoyable? What a shame, all that carnage that won't be properly witnessed.
>>2757667
>>2757701
I see what you're doing, you're trying to make me lower my guard
>>2757698
I'M NOT LYING,REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2757703
>Talking shit about Winkyface and her allahu akbar robot.
>>2757667
What are you doing?! Noo!
>>2757660
I can't say I'm surprised, I bet her was aroused too, the pervert.
>>2757705
Did you make poor Yukine-kun wear it?
>all the good OW heroes are taken
>only shit like Winston is free
>>2757694
You look so...different. Wow.
>>2757698
I haven't exactly got a mansion to defend from intruders any more....
>She shivers
I doubt it's the same as how humans view it, but...I'd rather not talk about being sealed away.
>>2757688
Just let me handle it. Which is nothing.
>>2757706
This amount of it is making me very uncomfortable...
>>2757667
*Just sits there*
>>2757614
That is a false statement.
>>2757624
And never get to be clearer.
>>2757722
Her voice is the most annoying shit to hear,that and her cheesy ass gamer lines. That's the reason she's cancer for y soul.
>Jasper
>>2757687
It's not like you ever gave me that anyways...
I'll just leave if you're going to keep bullying me like this.
>>2757714
No, not really...
I'll just go back to what I was doing, I guess. You're creeping me out a little, ehehe...
>>2757735
Can I hold your hand, Iida?
>>2757667
ARENA
>>2757715
Well of course I would, you can't have a friend if you're worried they're gonna kill ya!
>>2757733
>Who the fuck plays Winston? Why?
>>2757740
Hihi, Rammy-chan! How are you today?
I want to ironically ava Reaper.
>>2757733
How can you not like a talking gorilla?
>>2757752
What's with all the fighting? Are you crazy? Are you out of your minds?
>>2757702
One of my own design and hand-construction. I call this thing the Flower Tank. My second-finest creation, if I do say so myself.
>She grins, patting it
>>2757667
Hehehe, called it.
>>2757752
THROUGH MY TANK!?
>>2757625
>>2757752
Psh, notin pisnell kyd
>>2757752
>>2757756
seems like I was caught off guard nontheless.
l want Jasper to peg my boipuse
>>2757771
>Do it
>>2757641
It hurts!
>>2757705
Because I didn't want you to!
>>2757729
No he did it to humiliate me
>>2757756
>Not liking Winston and Lucio
I outta slap you.
>>2757771
You should do Lucio,he's the best of them all.
>Jasper
>>2757729
Hey, it was a bet, we had a game of smash, the loser would be thrown into a maid ooutfit, I won, and that's it!
>>2757720
How am I supposed to trust a guy who barely has a name?
>>2757734
Ah uh.. Sorry, I just think of death as shifting through memories forever or something like that.
>>2757734
Well we weren't created to be the same, mother did have plans for us.
>>2757752
Sorry everyone!
>>2757740
It's as true as it gets I believe Ram.
>>2757744
I fucking spam that "Winkey face" voice line. It's the best one. Literally just allahu akbar the whole enemy team for the play of the game then "Winkey face". Literally best wumbo cumbo.
>>2757733
>>2757756
>winston
>shit
>You better explain to me how blizz fucked up the spess monkey concept, because awesomenauts yuri was amazing.
>>2757745
Creeping you out? Really? I had no intentions to do such thing, I hope you can excuse me but it's just something religion related, so I can't simply ignore it.
>>2757752
>>2757778
One of the first rules of war is that no weapon can win it, but the arms that hold the weapon surely can.
>>2757777
Jesus quads checked
>>2757752
>>2757722
>>2757744
>>2757800
>Dubs replying to dubs replying to dubs
Hi everyone
>>2757796
I HAVE A NAME, ITS KURUSU,JESUS CHRIST MAN!
>>2757826
fuck off and die
>>2757792
But she wanted to see it, and I'd listen to her over you anytime.
>>2757793
*ought to
Fuck me i'm bad at life
>>2757800
I wanna strangle that little cunt. If she had a better voice and not terribly cheesy lines i'd be okay with her.
>>2757784
>go way u
>Jasper
>>2757826
Mokuo is fucking cancer. you're fucking autistic. You make the perfect couple, desu senpai.
>>2757752
I don't think I'm compatible with...whatever this is.
>>2757735
Er...sure. Might as well.
>>2757740
I suppose it's just some sort of fundamental difference.
>>2757796
Suffice to say, I don't really want to have it happen again....
>>2757797
I mean...I just thought you'd look...well, realated.
>>2757809
F
>>2757752
I should have dodged it.
>>2757764
I just died. I could be better.
>>2757792
I was killed. You don't hear me screaming.
>>2757827
>4chin ate my picture
>>2757827
But now you don't have a face.
>>2757792
..Well then that's fair and square.
>>2757794
Oh yeah, well what if I beat you, and then you have to wear a maid outfit?
>>2757826
Hello, down there.
>>2757810
...I must've been leaning out. I must've.
>>2757853
You shut your face.
>>2757851
Enjoy your dinner.
>>2757793
>Lúcio is fine, Winston not so much. McCree is best.
>>2757851
>He skewers the tail and flaps it
Where'd you catch this? What is this thing?
>>2757810
Oh, really?
Well... Good luck with that, I guess. I'm still not going to watch.
>>2757841
Oh! Do you need a hug or something to help you feel better?
>>2757851
You people just simply don't understand! This is a way that all of us can get close to Emroy! The only way without dying of course!
>>2757866
What do you mean "down there" ?
>>2757851
Could you kindly stop singing for a moment?
>>2757838
Similar in which ways?
>>2757862
I would do it, but the same rule must apply to you.
And if you lose, I won't take just one picture.
>>2757751
W-Who are you?
>>2757838
There, you are getting degenerate.
>>2757851
>>2757881
What's Emroy...?
>>2757890
I mean...well, visually.
>>2757894
WHY!?
>>2757903
Your secret admirer.
>>2757894
Those are...my clothes.
>>2757834
But it was a picture of me, I should get a say!
>>2757841
because you're dead
>>2757862
what!? No it's anything but fair!
>>2757838
Yeah I said don't let it happen again, so it better not, but Ms. Knowledge did seem really sad when I told her, she didn't really talk much after I did, so you should tell her right away you're back.
>>2757867
Come on it was pretty funny.
>>2757894
Guess I'm just too good for this game, I suppose I just intimidated them.
>>2757797
You did manage to get farther than me each time we entered together.
>>2757838
It can be annoying sometimes.
>>2757877
I will be fine. Were you able to correct your problem?
>>2757866
Of course, or maybe your little war machine that I already saw before was made out of hay instead of metal~
>>2757877
So you missed that really interesting and important thing that just happened?
>>2757894
This is what happens when you try to stop me in the middle of my chanting.
>>2757910
>>2757894
The one who will welcome your warrior soul after your death, but by the looks of it, you have no such thing.
>>2757894
I'm not okay with this...
>>2757913
A-Aizawa? Uraraka?
>>2757894
Get the hell out of my tent, punk.
>>2757875
It's always high noon here.
>Lucio is my sub,not muh main.
At least Bastion is a lot better than D.Va,even though he's fucking cancer without Genji.
BEsides all that,in my freetime this weekend i've enjoyed the beta and will actually buy the game.
>Jasper
>>2757888
Well, gee, there's only one of us in a tank, here.
>>2757929
Like hell!
>>2757919
But I took the picture, so I can do whatever I want with it.
>>2757931
Anon.
>>2757942
Is it multiplat? My craptop is absolute rubbish, so PS4 is my only option.
winky face
>>2757919
Even as the spear pierced through my chest and I laid there waiting for death, I failed to make any reaction.
>>2757928
No, but it's not that big of a deal anyways.
>>2757929
Well... I think participating is a little better than watching.
>>2757958
Homosexuality is against the rules.
>>2757928
I wonder if there'll ever be such a way to understand them.
>>2757920
I...of course. I'll have to keep up pretty late, though, I believe.
>>2757929
I'm a gatekeeper, not a warrior!
>>2757948
That's a tiny tank, I'm stilll taller than both of you
>>2757910
That's just how mother made us, I really can't say why.
>>2757928
That's further evidence that I'm either really lucky or that love carries me a long way.
>>2757952
I don't see what one man must have sone to upset you all but I guess I'll tag along.
i want to cuddle with gravity girl in zero gravity
>>2757975
Then why are you blatantly violating that rule?
>>2757948
A piece of wood destroying such a wonderful killing machine from the world of Japan. It is quite entertaining. This is why I love the battlefield.
Every day is a new surprise.
>>2757952
There's been too much tracking down and killing going on for my taste. This won't please me at all.
>>2757971
So you prefer to do the killing part yourself? That's admirable, child.
>>2757980
Wel that I can see and that is also a disappointment. No thrist for battle. You have no use for Emroy.
l want to win the wars in the Middle East
>>2757953
It's of me though!
>>2757970
Well... that's a little wierd, most people would yell in pain
>>2757964
You mean cross-play? Nah suh. We also only have to pay 40$ for just the game and not the Origins Edition.
>Jasper
>>2758002
>>2757975
Is your rule book from 1850? Really unprogressive.
>>2757745
Don't lie to me and we shall be just fine.
>>2757982
Like hell you are!
>>2758004
All you took out is the driver...!
And Gensokyo, really, not Japan.
>>2758009
Force Iraq to accept Kurdish independence and then fund the shit out of the kurds
done
>>2757980
I'll tell her if you want, I just think she'd feel better if you did ya'know?
>>2758010
PLOT ARMOR, GOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>2758004
I-I prefer not to kill people, but I can!
>>2758020
I haven't told you a single lie yet.
>>2758010
I wonder what I should eat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krbhq4uO0oE
>>2758011
So? It's proof of my victory.
>>2758002
H-How?
>>2758016
It is recent enough.
>>2758036
Your gender, fool.
>>2757942
>I'm a scrub who enjoys Solider 76.
Bastion was amazing, my first quintuple kill.
>>2758010
Ahhhhh! My laziness made me miss a wonderful conflict! I won't be able to sleep for days now, knowing that I missed a feast on nothing but blood!
>>2758025
But with no driver or a wielder, no weapon can do anything. It's just how things are and I thought that only Japan had weapons like that.
>>2758036
Hmmmm? But you go in there knowing that there is a chance that you'll be forced to do nasty and horrible things~
Killing and hurting others to survive, yet you still go back there. It's really interesting, for me at least.
>>2758047
Isn't just knowing enough, pervert.
>>2758004
I guard a point and make sure noone crosses it, not seek a fight out. I'm perfectly capable of fighting, even if I'm lousy by my kinds' standards.
>>2757986
...Your Mother is rather strange.
>>2758032
I...well, yes, I suppose so, if I'm not present. Thank you, sir.
>>2757971
What a shame. I wish I could take care of them myself.
>>2757980
I have accepted that I may never understand them.
>>2757986
Maybe. I have a theory as to why that is.
>>2758011
Even that is off for some people? How odd.
>>2758052
What's so bad about gay people?
>>2758059
Watch the dress!
>>2758053
Don't get me wrong,Bastion players are still cancer,just D.Va is the most cancerous,and Mei fags are annoying to see too.
>Jasper
>>2758069
>don't reproduce
>incredibly high AIDS chance
>>2758062
I might forget about it, the picture will help me remember.
>>2758079
>Bastion players are still cancer
>Bastion
>Cancer
Kill yourself Jasper
>>2758060
Can if ya let an AI take over. And lady, I built that thing from the ground-up to MY exact specifications, there's nothing like it anywhere else!
>>2758052
I already said I wasn't lying!
>>2758060
Ummm... I just want to try winning.
>>2758066
Ehehehe, you don't need to do anything like that. It's harmless, see?
>Spins.
>>2758066
Yeah a little, don't you feel pain?
>>2758079
I think I've only got like an hour on soldier, and 48 minutes on bastion, 31 on reaper, then the rest is split between tracer, mercy, lucio, reinhardt.
>They don't play junkrat
