HG thread
>>2754152
Thank you for the new thread.
>>2754132 (Trap-chan)
...
Pardon me?
>>2754136 (Pincushion-chan)
I am smart enough to not propel myself into situations such as that.
>tree sitting intensifies
Remilia would you like some tea?
rip elly
>>2754162
>Chops tree down.
>>2754162
YOU UP THERE! GET DOWN FROM THERE!
>>2754162
>climbs tree
And you are?
I want to have sex with Remilia
>>2754170
Big Neptune?
>>2754163
Tea sounds lovely.
>>2754152
Scenic guide to the universe: Gyges
Guidebook
GYGES:
Dining:
This planet is the home to the largest mass of organic creatures ever seen.
What breeds down in the pits of the planet is unknown and unrecognizable, but
can be purchased for a low price at Wobbo: Land O' Meat.
The crayball surprise is a most elegant delectible, served with fresh Zimbles
or your choice of Tokkies. Wobbo's fine assortment of Gyganian delicacies are
not to be matched by any other proprietor on Gyges. For parties, order an
entire Garmon Platter. The size of a large scout ship, this massive crustacean
serves over 500 human-sized patrons!
Vegetarians should avoid this planet at all costs, as the local creatures
view such people as the lowest on the food chain. As far as this planet is
concerned, vegetarians are free game. Many a hapless veggie has dared to
avoid the local food and has been subsequently eaten.
A common saying on Gyges: "If you don't want to eat my friends, then I'll
eat YOU!"
STOP FUCKING MAKING THESE THREADS YOU'RE SHITTING UP THE BOARD.
WE CAN HARDLY HAVE ANY THREADS ANYMORE THEY'RE ALL FUCKING PUSHED BY YOU RETARDS.
STOP
JUST STOP
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>2754173
yee
>>2754151 (Megumu)
So??
>>2754148 (Remilia)
I have the feeling she'd just get even angrie-
>>2754146
>>2754147
>Pained screaming
>>2754158
>>2754163
>Whimpers as she staggers about
I swear, it wasn't me, I've never even set foot in your shrine, let alone destroy it, or whatever those things are.
>>2754162
>Pained noises and staggering/punching bag intensifies
>>2754161
It's not a choice.
>>2754166
>>2754167
>>2754168
Consider the position you are in, all of you.
>>2754161
I'm a guy.
>>2754170
>>2754179
I don't want to come off as impolite, especially to my sisters.
>>2754183
>>2754177
Make us, cancer.
>>2754177
>caring about /trash/ as if it is your home board
Stop being such a faggot you ERPing tulpa furry and go back to your Steven Universe General
>>2754180
Now now, I only climbed up here to see y-
>sees miss baker chopping the tree down
>>2754166
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!!
>Shoves taco in mouth of poster below
>>2754175
>She pours three cups of tea. One for herself, you, and the other for Elly.
>>2754179
Relax. Come join me and Remilia for some tea.
>>2754179
Not with that attitude and self-pity it isn't.
>>2754181
I-Is this some sort of payback for making fun of your attire?
>>2754180
MY POSITION IS THAT I AM CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR POSITION IN THAT TREE!
>>2754196
STOP SHOUTING
>>2754177
Not my fault Ive tried convincing the rest to be more efficient in thread usage but they wont listen.
>>2754177
>hardly have threads
>slow ass board
sorry for pushing your shitty generals back on your shitty containment board
please tell me your alternative because we've likely been here longer than you on "your" board
>>2754196
Payback...?
I've been a guy the whole time you know.
>>2754190
And it was such a nice tree. Oh well
>>2754196
What's it to you? This will be the second time you have my attention even though i already told you i am not interested in having a mate.
>>2754187
>wow...
>>2754193
>sits and enjoys a cup
Finally getting along with Elly then?
>>2754185
Impoliteness is a bit more acceptable when it comes to such things.
>>2754193
>She stares unsteadily for a moment, before nodding and taking a seat
...As you wish.
>>2754196
I tried reasoning, but when there's someone who falsely accuses you of something and not only refuses to listen to a word you or anyone else say, but also is vastly more powerful...well, you saw what happened last time.
>>2754199
I WILL STOP SHOUTING WHEN I AM GIVEN A REASON NOT TO!
>>2754204
Lying is against the rules.
>>2754205
I am merely keeping the peace by ensuring nobody gets hurt doing dangerously asinine things!
>>2754212
That was an experience, to say the least. I will not question how you are still here either.
>>2754205
>holds onto you for dear life as we fall off.
>>2754209
I have one more picture for you.
We went from games during early hours to comfy hours to dead hours to touhou tea party hours
>>2754212
All they're doing is changing my clothing anyways... It doesn't matter that much.
>>2754216
...Lying?
>>2754218
That's just mean....
>>2754216
Because she decided to only temporarily seal me, apparently.
>>2754221
And the makeup.
>>2754218
>pffff, nice. Thanks stranger.
>>2754220
I would drink tea with them if I enjoyed them, but they either don't like me or are annoying
Are you really happy?
Being here day in day out everyday?
>>2754225
That doesn't matter. I just washed it off.
>>2754231
When I'm not being physically or mentally abused, I enjoy this place.
>>2754233
I think it's more the principle of the matter.
>>2754209
>She picks up her cup and takes a sip.
You know that I can never remain angry at someone. Sure I may get annoyed and I am easy to piss, but I can never remain angry at someone. I heard you recently turned your maid into a vampire.
>>2754212
I figured out a way to get you back to the current Gensokyo and it won't damage the barrier.
>>2754220
W-Who needs a warm drink and delightful company anyways?
>>2754216
Very cute, being worried for my well-being. But i could not care less. I do far more dangerous things on a daily basis. Hunting wildlife, for starters.
>>2754217
Unless you want me to tear your arms off for this, i suggest you let go and run.
>transforms
NOW!
>>2754228
>>2754238
Well... I can put up with it.
So.... There are no games....
And there's no person to prove wrong or a cocky person.
>Climbs up an apple tree
Fun huh...
>>2754221
Yes. You do not have any tell-tale signs a boy would have.
>>2754225
Seal? You exploded.
>>2754241
Hunting wildlife is not nearly as reckless as climbing up things like some woodland animal.
>>2754239
Wasn't me. Seems it was someone else. I actually never asked..
>>2754243
>That one I got.
>>2754241
What the living fu-?!!
>>2754239
But...Miss Patchouli made a portal, just for me...?
>>2754247
That doesn't mean you should.
>>2754249
Which is part of the sealing process....It's incredibly unpleasant.
>>2754249
I am wearing a boy's uniform, you know...
Save for the legs.
>>2754261
I already said I don't mind that much.
>>2754249
What did you just call me? An animal? Call me that again and i'll show you first hand how a Wolfskin responds to insults like that. And make you feel the consequences, if yu live that long.
>>2754261
Sounds like a personal problem.
>>2754266
Nonsense, no establishment would make boys wear such small...shorts.
>>2754277
I said like, not that you are one. A Wolfkin? Are you some sort of tribal?
>>2754252
Oh, now that is interesting. Either way, she seems pretty happy despite her current situation, but make sure she doesn't lose herself. If that happens then I'll have no choice but to get rid of her.
>>2754261
That would cause problems since you currently do not exist in the world. It'll be like the time those two human girls found their way into Gensokyo.
>>2754280
I already said my sisters changed all my clothing...
>Looks away.
I'm leaving now.
>>2754266
I guess I just don't really understand why, politeness or not.
>>2754280
Yes, you humans won't get to experience such things.
>>2754285
I...don't know that one. And I'm certain Miss Patchouli did her research...!
>>2754280
Wolfskin. And my kin does not take kindly to lowly insults to humans. If you value your body intact, you'd do well to remember that.
>smiles
Are we clear on that, sir?
Youkai is best
Youkai is life
>>2754288
I doubt the great library would have any records or knowledge of this incident.
>>2754287
O-Okay...f-farewell.
>>2754288
That is fine with me, I would rather not have someone who holds my life in their grip.
>>2754290
I-I will not tell you which animals to praise.
>>2754290
Hold on a minute here, you hate humans too?
>>2754303
That's right, nothing is better than Youkai.
>>2754285
Not to worry, I'll keep an eye on her. I don't think my mansion would survive another sudden battle.
>>2754304
Admittedly, that's a point....But don't things and even people slip in, say, from the outside world without actual problems happening?
>>2754306
Well, you could always become a youkai. Even then, a strong enough one could deal with things like this....
>>2754310
>>2754303
Please don't upset the shrine maiden.
>>2754314
You're too worried about her.
>>2754306
Good. Be on your way now. Or not, whatever?
>she yawns
>>2754307
Don't worry, i am not hungry yet. And not all of them are annoying. Most of them are a nuisance, like a flea in my hide.
>>2754314
I would rather not. My power is all I need and desire.
>>2754319
Very well then. At leqst until you commit some other dangerous act, I will be out of your ha-er, fur.
>>2754318
SHE EXTERMINATED ME THE OTHER DAY! I exploded VIOLENTY! I couldn't even do anything but scream and take it, of course I'm worried!
>>2754326
Sometimes it happens accidentally, anyways.
>>2754319
Exactly, why not work with me? Together we can make humanity extinct! HahahahahHAHAHHAHA!
>>2754314
That's different from your problem. The people from the outside world are usually forgotten by everyone and have no place in the outside world, that's how they get to Gensokyo. But you were forgotten by everyone in Gensokyo and Gensokyo basically ejected you from the world.
>>2754313
And I doubt that I will get out of that battle without losing a limb.
>>2754328
How do you accidently become a monster?
(Player1) pukes out blood and dies gasping for air. After further inspection, the wine that (Player1) drank was mixed with bleach and windex.
>>2754328
She did WHAT?! I'm going to have a stern talk with her because of this.
>>2754334
Well I know your mind was too simple for this, but you see, when a monster love a s a woman very much-
>>2754343
....
>>2754332
I don't think anyone would.
>>2754326
I do what i please and you do not tell me what to do, human.
>>2754331
As much as i think they are annoying, humans do provide me with pretty looking treasures from time to time. And my mother is a human, so why would i?
>>2754357
Well?
>>2754365
WAIT JUST A MINUTE! I do no care what species of mutt you belong to, but I will not let that deter me from ensuring that you follow the same rules as everyone else does.
real nigga hours who up
>>2754382
kys
>>2754362
So, how is it at the manor?
>Does something lewd
>>2754380
''Species of mutt''? Tell me, what part of your body do you wish for me to rip from it's socket first?
Who is strongest 2hu?
>>2754401
>Sucks dick
>>2754410
...none?
>>2754395
A bit dull, I find here much more exciting...at least when it's busy. Feels like back at the manor now.
>>2754416
>Skeleton
>Gore
Sure bud.
>SO sorry about the delay, fucking weather killed my computer
>>2754332
It's not that I was forgotten, it's that...nevermind, that's all such a confusing mess.
...Mistress Yuuka remembers me.
>>2754334
Reading the wrong book, becoming too powerful, having your destiny changed, being in the wrong place at the wrong time...all sorts of things.
>>2754339
Do you want her to do that to you, too??
>>2754430
Since when does reading do all of that? Sounds like fairytales.
Keh
>>2754440
I never said it'd be a normal book. And are you really such a nonbeliever after you saw what she did to me?
>>2754430
I have luck on my side, I'll be fine! Just tell me what doesn't make her mad.
>>2754440
cute!
ochako x iida when ?
>>2754448
Stranger things have occurred minus all of the monster hogwash.
>>2754462
They'd be perfect together
>>2754462
C-Cease with that train of thought!
>>2754466
...
What?
>>2754458
Donations. Besides, she thought I destroyed her shrine.
>>2754469
Such as...? And I'm still one, myself. You can't really deny that.
>>2754421
I prefer it like this.
>>2754430
When I spoke to Yuuka she didn't even know that she had a gatekeeper.
>>2754484
>Soldier 76
Babby tier.
>>2754480
I have just the idea!
>>2754487
>makes it rain money
DONATIONS!
>>2754487
But...but I saw her! She recognized me! She...she kicked me. And then she picked me up and threw me in to a trash can, saying something about the "older era" or the like....Please tell me you're joking, Miss Reimu, please!
>>2754497
I'm just....
>She covers her face with her hat
>>2754380
Well you know the rest~ too explicit for my viewing.
>>2754365
You can have all the treasures in the world once our plan falls through!
Wait. You mean
Your mother..loved a wolf?!! I know humans can be perverts but,
>he bursts into uncontrollable laughter
thats just crazy!!
>>2754496
Well who do you play fagit?
>>2754521
Don't play Overwatch, laptop is craptop. I'd play McCree tho, I'm extremely edgy.
>>2754505
>starts fanning himself with money
Hot? Yeah the weather has been sunny lately.
>tfw started overwatch open beta yesterday
lucio is so fun
>>2754514
...Huh. That's...new.
>>2754530
I have no idea how she's going to take this so I'd just as well prefer not taking any risks.
>>2754542
It's a donation, why would she be mad, you said she wouldn't get mad at this.
Unless she just hates Youkai so much that she'll even hate their donations.
>>2754514
>
>>2754542
What exactly is new about it? Powers are pretty commonplace here.
>>2754526
>McCree
>edgy
>Not Reaper who's ult consists of him saying "Die" over and over
>>2754521
Caldarius
>>2754553
who do you play ?
>>2754553
>Reaper RP when?
>>2754550
I don't really know, myself. I...haven't have much opportunity to try.
...Why're you always sparkling?
>>2754553
If you're not human, or as I'm familiar with. But being born with technology...? I just don't get it.
>>2754505
I am not.
>>2754497
Is this some kind of sick joke?
>>2754553
>Reaper
>Not playing Hanzo
>>2754571
>She appears visibly shaken
I...there's no way that could be right....Maybe it was...some sort of prank on her part?
>>2754570
It's something to do with my face and has to do with my luck.
>>2754571
It's a, uh, donation and not a joke at all.
>>2754553
Just maining McCree isn't edgy, but having the level of cowboytism I do is edgy.
Geez, it got really dead in here.
>>2754583
It's no joke.
>>2754586
This looks more like a sick joke.
>>2754570
I try not to question it and just be grateful my power is actually useful.
>>2754568
>>2754574
>Not playing best support Mercy when you have a good tank or Bastion/Roadhog
>>2754569
>We had one for a very short while
>>2754605
>tfw Mei is a really helpful class
>tfw only window licking retards play her
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2754586
...Even I have to admit, that's strange.
>>2754602
As it happens during these hours.
>>2754603
That's...I can't believe it, Miss Reimu. I remember that blow far too well.
>>2754605
That really does seem like something that should be questioned, though....
>>2754603
No, a sick joke would involve sickness, this would be a rich joke, but it's not a joke at all.
>>2754602
Yep...
>>2754605
>Best support
>Not Lúcio
Consider suicide.
>>2754614
>>2754621
The let the waiting game begin...
>>2754628
this
lucio is best
>>2754610
>Mei
No.
Fuck Mei players.
>>2754614
That's why I wear this mask, my face can't scare anyone because it's too not scary.
>>2754635
That's what I meant faggot, Mei would be great if mongoloids stopped playing her.
>>2754631
At the worst, it'll just be a few hours, nothing that bad.
>>2754641
Why would you want to, anyways...?
>>2754631
I might end up falling asleep and missing ut when the game is over...
>This feeling when I play battleborn
First 12
>>2754653
Negative energy is something that the human holds, the only way to take it out is to surprise them, scaring them is the easiest way to surprise them, nearly every Youkai, in my place atleast, longs for negative energy.
>>2754658
Elly
>>2754656
>Don't play either
>Computer can't run them and can't be assed to buy anything or try a beta that is ending imminently
>>2754658
Specter
>>2754650
Oh, the irony.
>>2754658
Best Monagatari
>>2754668
Where's the irony
>>2754653
ugh..
>>2754655
I hope my luck isn't that bad.
>>2754658
Yukine
>>2754658
>first 12
>>2754650
Mei would be great of she was removed from the game
>>2754656
>tried out battleborn at a gaming night
>Unskippable cutscene right at the start
>Went and grabbed a coke with a mate
>Cut scene still playing
>Finnaly got in
>Looked like just borderlands with a fresh coat of paint
>Alt+f4
>>2754670
>I'd break the law just for the pleasure of getting arrested by ahoge-MILF
7 more
>>2754669
>Lucio a best
>nothing you say can change that
>>2754674
>not entering all the bait
>>2754679
>He doesn't want choke-point creators helping his team
It's like you're some sort of lone wolf fag.
>>2754683
r u fkn srs
>>2754661
I really don't need that sort of thing at all, admittedly....
>>2754669
I'm fairly certain that it's a good idea always to understand, especially if it could be "disastrous".
>>2754676
It beats waiting for centuries just for someone to prance in to your mansion and beat you senseless.
>>2754674
>I'm dumb and for some reason thought that brant allowed 12-man games
>>2754683
John Doe
>>2754683
Sanmoto
>>2754674
What the fuck is yours?
>>2754681
same
>I-I didn't enter it I swear
>>2754699
>>2754688
>If i learned anything from playing a fuckton of online MP's? Never rely on your team to get the job done. No dissapointments, only surprises if they aren't complete imbeciles.
>>2754690
That's...one way to look at it, I think.
17 more
>>2754670
>>2754704
>you will never be arrested by Naoto
50 more
>>2754683
Lord Beerus
>>2754683
Eggman-kun
>>2754669
>Not wanting to break it down
>>2754688
>Implying that's what any Mei player does
They just spam slow while their team beats into you like your dad beats into any Mei player for being a disappointment to the family.
>>2754705
I usually play with friends so I rely on them.
Works better that way.
1 more
>>2754714
banned
1 more
>>2754690
I have been well so far, I'd just rather not test my luck by uncovering how I got these.
>>2754718
>Not wanting to fly
>>2754690
Yeah I realized Youkai in this place don't really want it.
>>2754683
Izaya Orihara
>>2754721
>Not wanting to skim walls
>>2754705
Don't rely on your team, but some help is nice.
>>2754718
Exactly. Mei is good. Mei players are a blight.
>>2754674
Whats yours?
>>2754679
>you mean purely looks or gameplay?
>but yeah I wished the cutscene was skippable as much as i liked it.
Nathan Drake ava when?
>>2754712
>fuck you, I'll find a way.
>>2754723
I've really only seen a small handful, admittedly. I suppose our diets can change depending on what sorts we are, but I never paid much attention.
>>2754721
That just...seems unwise.
>>2754706
Er, my apologies, madame, just...venting.
>>2754741
I could really use that kid's help
>>2754718
>Yeah, there's that. I was talking about ramdom/pubbies though. Fuck them with a ten foot pole covered with rusty nails.
>>2754705
>Perfect representation of what I do in League.
>>2754743
kek
>>2754743
>2 eggmans
They're all doomed..
>>2754747
We all have one of those days.
>>2754729
>Wanting a microwave for a gun
>>2754674
>>2754743
>
>>2754747
It's just extreme caution. Even I know my limits and I wish not to overexert them.
>>2754766
>pic
>>2754743
>>2754769
Ah! I remember this technique, my mistress used to do this...! I can do this!
>>2754761
I've been doing it moreso than others, admittedly.
>>2754763
That sounds like quite the opposite of caution, in my own eyes.
>>2754747
But you know what doesn't change?
Alcohol.
>>2754776
Thank.
God.
>>2754731
Gameplay wise.
And then look didn't really do it for me.
>>2754753
Yeah I know how you feel.
>>2754763
>Not wanting to stick your head in a microwave
>>2754774
Sounds like you need a vacation.
I'll host over once this guy is done hosting the first 12....
..... Looks boring.
>>2754774
You are a degenerate after all, so it only makes sense that your view differs from mine.
>>2754790
Quick and painless.
>>2754786
>fair enough. Honestly to me it was the loot system that made bl what it is to me, not the gameplay
>>2754790
Moving AND shooting. A remarkable talent.
>>2754776
I'm still not much of a drinker.
>>2754787
I'm not even employed as a gatekeeper any longer, after...temporal paradoxes and such making my place of work and residence not exist.
>>2754790
One of us gets resources...
...while the other hunts!
>>2754797
Sir, I've tried to be nothing but respectful to you, but you insist on calling me that.
>>2754798
One of me is dead...
>Yes Rara mom
>>2754798
>>2754805
Oh fine, just this once.
>>2754805
Temporal paradoxes? Guess that would do it. I'm sure there must be other jobs in this timeline you could do.
>>2754805
Respect does not guarantee that it is returned, if I spot a hooligan, I will refer to them as such no matter who they are or what they do.
>>2754820
Fine, just get up...
...And go away!
>>2754834
Wait, isn't this...
...Poisoned!? Dammit!
>>2754852
NOW I get the cure!?
>>2754838
On second though, I'd rather not. I'm already down to just the one me.
>>2754846
So you're completely arbitrary and irrevocably set in your ways despite all reasoning.
>>2754843
I just can't imagine myself doing anything other than working for that person. It was all I ever knew.
>>2754863
>John Doe fights John Doe
>>2754862
No. You can still prove yourself. But it is through time and not something that happens within seconds.
>>2754863
Wait, no-
DAMMIT!
>>2754868
Well, I haven't even done anything to offend you intentionally other than point out my scythe doesn't even need a cover for the blade, so you just call me "hooligan" and "degenerate" without any justification.
Kys noface
>>2754879
That son of a bitch killed my mom, twice.
>>2754862
Well keep your head up, you may find your way back there someday.
>>2754869
>>2754879
Clones are against the rules.
>>2754881
You also do not demonstrate any qualities of a good citizen either, so it's no positives and one negative.
>>2754890
Congrats
>>2754899
Thanks Host.
>>2754890
>>2754899
Thank you for the game.
>>2754885
>>2754887
I was unable to avenge her
>>2754889
It'll be difficult, as apparently she doesn't even remember me now, but...I need to.
>>2754893
Is that really my fault? I lived at a mansion longer than most modern outside civilizations have even existed.
>>2754899
Congratulations, sir. And thank you for having us.
How can anyone like Elly when all she does is cry about herself?
>>2754919
0 Yukine
>>2754908
Yeah, so I'm putting all the blame on you.
>>2754915
I'm trying to be stronger about it, miss.
>>2754915
Because its nice to have a punching bag to hurt with no worries or regrets whatsoever!
>>2754913
That's the spirit.
>>2754915
That's just natural instict for youkai like her, Lady Suwako. Don't but your precious energy into it
>>2754927
Not my fault your mom died idiot
>>2754928
More like being anoying.
>>2754935
But I can hear her crying all the way from the shrine. It's annoying.
>>2754929
But it's annoying when that punching bag just continues crying.
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on the planet. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
>>2754947
She can't cry forever, she'll run out of tears eventually
>>2754949
Man, this guy's dead
>>2754949
>not posting the Hoshi version
>>2754949
goodo lucku ken
>>2754938
It's your fault for getting her involved in this.
>>2754932
My apologies for dragging us in to a talk like this, miss.
>>2754947
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I'm trying not to be...!
