HG thread
>>2737537
>
We need to talk Akane. Now.
I got my mom a blue sundress for mother's day.
>>2737538
Nice pussy.
>>2737537
What time? As far as I can tell, time stands still in this place.
>>2737568
Nice.
>>2737537
What if my time has already past?
>>2737568
I'm going to kill myself for mother's day.
>>2737538
this thread reminds me of that cat host we used to have
>>2737568
>tfw mom is kill
>tfw can't spend mothers day with her and be a good son
>tfw cancer's a bitch
>kisses poster below
>>2737499
Dost it truly matter?
>>2737537
To enter a new thread? Aye.
>kisses poster above
The fuck are you niggers still doing here? Go and spend time with your families and shit. HG is closed for today.
>>2737591
>>2737599
Oh.
>>2737596
That's a big Futo Cock
>>2737566
>She's surprised to be grabbed so soon.
W-wah? Akane? What are you--
>She clears her throat and puts on a serious face.
Fufu... So you know the name of my master. What is it you wish, mortal?
>>2737581
I am talking about yourself! Now that you have locked eyes with Karen Shirogane, the demon, you have no escape!
>>2737582
Kuku... Then I must guide you to the underworld like the lost soul you are.
>>2737596
No, I am talking about you. Now that I, Karen Shirogane, have found you...
>She points menacingly.
Your existence shall end!
>>2737610
Nigger I'm going out for dinner for Mother's day and it's still 2.
>>2737610
I'm going to squat here all day, and you can't stop me!
>>2737558
Shooters are basicly just glorified point and click adventures.
Overwatch even gave you an ult on 76 for when you're a shit kunt and couldn't hit shit with a shovel.
>>2737590
That sucks man. My condolences.
My close cousin is actually suffering from cancer and has been since I was young. Shit sucks.
>>2737613
>spacejin
pls no
>>2737632
Do you literally only reply to meme posts
>kisses poster 12 posts above
>>2737610
>both my parents and grandparents are dead, so hg it is.
>>2737628
The Mononobe chickens art the greatest in the land!
>>2737630
Thou knowest not what I am then, eh?
>>2737654
>Is that the artist? I was just saving a bunch of shit.
>>2737656
Yes, I'm going to meme super hard today to drown my sorrows.
>>2737596
It shows were running out of things to say.
>>2737591
>>2737596
>>2737599
Nice, I can't get that much lip action from my own wife.
>>2737610
I already did.
>>2737630
I'll escape right now, just try and stop me!
>skates away calmly
>>2737610
It's 4am on Monday.
I've already spent the day with my mother yesterday.
>>2737654
>look up the artist
>find this gem
Thanks senpai
>>2737630
Nah, I think I like staying here better. Unless this underworld place can offer a challenge.
>>2737610
>I've spenting time with her right now as we speak.
>>2737630
You're not Akane. What useless pile of garbage are you that you follow an even bigger useless pile of garbage?
>>2737658
>>both my parents and grandparents are dead, so hg it is.
>>2737657
Well, 'twere uncomfortably close.
>>2737671
I art not particularly comfortable with it.
...And 'tis more that it art simply inactive.
>>2737695
>I can't type today. Fuck.
>>2737676
4am... and you're not even trying to sleep?
>>2737720
For a moment thought you said type fuck today.
>>2737734
>Ew
>>2737733
He's an Aussie. He has a shitposting quota to maintain.
>>2737663
It matters not, as my mission shall be the same nonetheless.
By locking eyes with me, it is fated that I am either to grant you a single wish, or we are to battle to the death.
>She smirks.
Choose wisely.
>>2737671
H-hey, wait!
>Runs after you.
>>2737695
A realm full of demons like myself, all with the desire to devour the souls of lesser beings.
>>2737701
>She coughs.
Ku. Ku. Ku.
If you know of my master, then you understand the powers us demons have. Also, based on how you have decided to grapple me, it is out of the question that what you desire is a wish...
>The crows around her become agitated.
>>2737713
Ahhhhh...I'm sorry what?
>I actually could not understand what you said there
Mononobe no Futa
>>2737745
>>2737745
yeah
>>2737733
I managed three hours abit before... I should probably be thankful thankful for that.
>>2737610
Mothering Sunday was last month. I have no worries
>>2737763
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought I had no escape, guess I was wrong.
>Stops in place
So what did you want to talk about?
>>2737763
Cough on me again and I'm breaking your neck.
>>2737763
Sounds boring.
>bonks her on the head.
Come back with some interesting.
So is this Overwatch game worth getting?
>>2737745
time to bust some balls
>>2737763
Hoho, thou art confident in demanding such things of a priest of the ways of Tao.
>>2737766
>She clears her throat
Apologies. I'm not exactly comfortable with that sort of...popularity, and merely stated that 'tis more due to inactivity.
>>2737771
Futo. A surprisingly common error.
>>2737745
>I'm not sure I want to know at this point
>>2737774
>>2737813
I want this adult Cirno to kick me in the balls and then to rape me
>>2737813
>tfw no Magnolia because no one knows any french
>>2737776
At least you got that right. But why did you get up after that?
And, be honest. Were you really mad yesterday?
>>2737814
no
it's futa because you're futa
>>2737814
Oh okay! Yeah, I understand you know, also I agree with you, there's been jackshit going on nowadays.
>>2737810
I mean, it's not for everyone and it's not really balanced. But it is fun with friends.
If you've got the money to get it then sure.
I think the betas still open for another day so why not try it then decid for yourself.
>>2737833
No I fell asleep while we were talking.
That's when I got the three hours sleep.
Sorry about that.
>>2737798
>She stops to catch her breath.
Hu... hu...
What I was saying was... was...
Kukuku... Mortal, your days are numbered from this day onwards. For I, Karen Shirogane, shall be your end.
>>2737803
W-wah!?
>She struggles to free herself. The crows begin cawing.
>>2737809
O-ow...
>She rubs her head.
>>2737814
Fufufu, so you aren't going to pick?
>>2737846
...What?
>>2737855
The quiet is hardly that much of an issue, admittedly, for mineself, though the prior stillness were admittedly...uncomfortable.
>>2737876
Hoho, what couldst any being possibly offer me?
>>2737876
For a demon, you're not that tough. I need to find a tough demon...
>>2737869
Oh. I see.
It's not like I was worried or anything. I just didn't want you to do anything stupid.
>tfw overwatch finished installing
yiiiiis
>>2737893
What the shit? Did you make that yourself?
>>2737908
>Nah
>>2737888
Kuku... Perhaps you know not about demons?
We are capable of granting any wish you desire, as long as you are able to pay the price.
>>2737893
>She's still rubbing her head.
Is that a wish, mortal?
>>2737876
>He only ignores the crows and tightens his grip.
I'm not in the mood for your shit, so if Akane sent you to mess with me, don't start with me unless you want to be sent back to her in a dog food can.
STANDING
>>2737876
Wait, you actually want to actually kill me?! Well you could have said that earlier!
>Begins to skate away again
>>2737888
Yeah, I agree, the ice is pretty thick here, I hope something fun comes along.
>>2737831
Ocelot does
>>2737929
Guess so.
>yawns
Are you going to grant it?
>>2737896
I'm really sorry for worrying you.
It's just exhaustion look over and I dropped.
>>2737945
ON THE EDGE
>>2737963
He probably isn't interested anyway.
>>2737929
Hoho, mine immortal soul shalt e'er reside in this immortal body, demon. I most certainly do. After all, 'tis the sacred duty of us to exterminate the likes of thou, that thou may not lead those upon a self-destructive path.
>>2737960
At the least the company is not particularly unpleasant.
>>2737944
>She starts crying.
>>2737960
Wait! I'm not done yet!
>She chases after you again.
>>2737965
Kukuku... That depends if you're willing to pay the price for such a wish, mortal.
>>2738001
>A chuckle escapes her lips as she raises an arm out to the side.
Did you hear that, my minions? It is time for us to do battle.
>>2737987
I... wasn't worried. But if you got sleep, that's good enough.
I did try to help you sleep after all.
Do you still now know what could help you with that? Surely there must be something.
>>2738021
>yawns
I'll do it later, I got something to do at the moment.
>>2738001
Well thanks, you're pretty nice too, I gotta say.
>>2737944
>>2738021
Wait.
>stops again
...You're pretty weak, aren't you?
ZA
WA
RU
DOH
>>2738045
Oh, ok! See you around!
>>2738056
>She places her hands on her knees, once again stopping to catch her breath.
Can you... can you... give me a moment?
>>2738021
>>2738056
Don't mind me, I will crush her windpipe and she will not be able to threaten you anymore.
>>2738073
What is it? I'm busy here.
>>2737831
I've been thinking of learning it because it's a beautiful language to me.
>>2738024
If you really want to help.
Just force me to sleep if I should be.
Thank for for offering to help anyway it means alot.
>>2738021
Thou canst not even fight for thineself? I know not if I shouldst be offended or disappointed.
>>2738056
I aim to be pleasant company.
>>2738083
Do calm down. 'Tis all fun and games to claim things like this, but another entirely to enact such.
>>2738084
I only said half your name
>>2738083
Thanks dude.
>>2738074
Sure!
>he begins to literally skate circles around you
>>2738086
Then go to sleep right now!
Come on, hurry up!
>>2738102
You said the half that matters, now do you need me or not?
>>2738120
I do
what are you listening to
>>2738101
>She opens her palm, dropping bird seed for the crows to eat.
Kuku... Controlling these minions is a display of my demonic power. A very extension of my dark energies.
>>2738106
>Keeps taking deep breaths.
Hey
>>2738100
Apologize.
>>2738101
Shut up and find someone else to bother, villain.
>>2738106
I am just doing my duty, citizen.
>>2738126
This had better be important.
What do you want?
>>2738110
But I'm fine, it's only 4:30.
And Ive already gotten plenty of sleep.
>>2738166
Kill the person below this post
>>2738149
Against Me
>>2737897
4.5 hours before open beta ends
top
kek
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
>>2738173
>>2738175
Not worth it. I don't feel like getting fired.
>>2738189
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
>>2738196
MY DICK GIVES YOUR MOM A BAD NAME
>>2738171
That's not enough. You need 6 per day, better yet more. And you only got 3.
You will get some serious health trouble at this rate.
>>2738191
>kissu
>>2738154
Tempting them with mere treats? I prefer more direct displays of power.
>She sweeps her arms out to her sides dramatically, a ring of fireballs encircling her
>>2738164
Thou overstep, 'hero'. Just whom dost thou think is art the duty of to eliminate youkai, especially demons?
do you want a quick game?
The hammer of justice is unisex
>>2738225
yes please based crendor
>>2738154
>ollies right over
Alright i'm out.
>begins to leave
>>2738156
Sup?
>>2738101
Well, If you aim to be good company, than you have hit bullseye.
>>2738225
Yes, please, thank you.
>>2738164
>She sputters something unintelligible past her crying.
>>2738217
>The crows fly away.
>She stands there, shaking in her boots.
>>2738242
W-wait! I'm... Oh, nevermind...
>She walks away, still trying to catch her breath.
>>2737303
No, l live in "green country" Tulsa
>>2738214
I shouldn't have expected anything else.
I can't even tell if you're cute or something.
>>2738260
>>2738241
>>2738242
Well then i guess i will do a little one so prepare!
>>2738211
I've gotten 6 hours sleep!
>He starts mumbling
In the last three days...
>>2738249
Lost thine spark, hm?
>The fireballs split in to more, surrounding her
>>2738242
>She laughs briefly
Quite the compliment, sir.
>>2738260
Gogo?
>Also that's were I live
>>2738272
Thanks dude!
>>2738249
See ya later, dead meat.
Give me 24
>>2738270
No u :(
>>2738300
Shrugging Anime Girl
>>2738300
Tony hawk
>>2738300
Mii Swordfighter
>>2738300
Sonia Nevermind
>>2738300
Supergirl
>>2738300
Koyomin
>>2738300
Eggman-kun
>>2738300
Locust Horde
>>2738300
Mononobe no Futo
>>2738300
Peacock
>>2738300
A FUCKING SHARK
>>2738300
Bikko
>>2738275
I've heard that! That's only 2 per day!
Go back to your cottage, immediately!
>>2738299
Dingdingding
>>2738268
Am I?
>>2738300
Stoner
>>2738300
Karen Shirogane
>>2738300
Anila
>>2738300
Mahiru Koizumi
>>2738300
Kuriyama Mirai
>>2738300
These boxes
>>2738308
>>2738300
Actually, I just changed my mind right now, swap me out for who needs it.
See ya cool dudes later!
>Skates away
>>2738300
Iida Tenya
>>2738217
I don't care who you are, but I am not going to let you fight my fights.
>>2738249
>His grip only tightens further.
Stop crying and apologize, fool. Now.
What was that?
>>2738300
Izaya Orihara
>>2738329
Cottage?
>>2738186
;.;
>>2738300
Smug bitch
>>2738300
Lord Beerus
>>2738300
Centorea Shianus
>>2738294
Th-that was quite the battle, but I surrender.
>She bows.
>>2738360
>This does nothing to alleviate her crying.
>>2738362
Yes, a habit. However you call the place you sleep at. Go there, lie down, and stay like that.
>>2738391
kyds
>>2738392
>He drops his grip on Angel-chan's face.
I feel embarrassed that Akane sent someone of your caliber.
we are good?
>>2738357
What a strange man....
Fare thee well.
>>2738360
>She entirely drops her old-fashioned speech, carrying instead a stern tone
When it comes to such matters, it is always a priest's fight. This judgement is mine alone, here, to pass.
>>2738392
>She laughs bemusedly, the flames snuffing out as she returns the bow
Indeed, demon. The ways of Tao are truly powerful, are they not?
>>2738411
Excuse me?
>>2738442
You have no precedence over me, so do not act like it. I will act how I should feel I should act and just that.
>>2738339
>>2738438
Looks tops mejt.
>>2738438
Looks good.
>>2738446
Did I say something?
>>2738402
I suppose I did ask you to do this.
So alright. I'll sleep.
Are you happy now?
>>2738466
My waifu.
>>2738466
It wasn't me that did it!
>>2738438
Let's commence the battle.
>>2738432
>She cowers, and her sobbing continues.
S-sday away! She diden eben dell me do come here!
>>2738442
Of course, I only surrender for we are evenly matched.
>>2738482
It sounded like something.
>>2738484
Yes. Go do it. I will just do something else in the meantime.
>>2738492
That link you sent me earlier in steam made my comp crash...again
>>2738489
That right?
>>2738492
Better not have been.
Ok so many of you die... and well... just that , i am not the best doing commentary
>>2738391
BEST MON
>>2738502
Could you repeat that? I couldn't hear it over all of the crying despite the grandeur you were showing earlier.
>>2738482
Are you being mean to the horse?
>>2738526
Let's see if I can actually hit someone with these this time.
when is HG gonna have a meetup?
>>2738526
>hobbles away
>>2738461
My precedence is divine, fool. I've every right in it.
>>2738502
Hoho, thou thinkest so? Mayhaps we shouldst clash again to reaffirm that.
>>2738526
BEHOLD!
>>2738527
Pardon me?
>>2738550
>Kicks in the face
>>2738546
when i have the money to get in a plane to The united states , gringo
>>2738526
Sorry pal you are dead
>>2738513
When did we get more barn yard animals? I thought I would be condemned to be the only one moo
>>2738533
>She sniffles.
I'm... I'm tewwing on you!
>>2738554
K-kukuku, there is no need.
I have already determined that we are evenly matches.
>>2738554
Take your divinity and shove it up your ass.
>>2738546
[spoilers] Never ;.; [/spoilers]
>>2738562
Best. Mon.
>>2738514
Alright then. Have fun and good night.
>>2738546
Summer of July 2017
>>2738550
>Kicks.
You shit.
>>2738563
Already found one.
>>2738563
...
>>2738372
Do not bully the Machi
>>2738619
Machi a cute
>>2738623
Fuck off back to ERP.
>>2738563
this game remembers me to Paris
>>2738623
>[Fight for Justice]!
>Shoots.
>>2738631
>rubs head
>>2738563
Haha!
>>2738569
Aaah, but 'tis so enjoyable to fight someone on one's own level.
>>2738571
>She scoffs
Such impudence.
>>2738632
PRINCE NO-!
...Oh. Oh.
>>2738578
Thanks and good night to you too. You better be full of power when you wake up!
>>2738546
I remember in /sug/, someone proposed a meetup. Everyone said it was one of the dumbest ideas they heard and it then got mutated into a brawl where you had to fight for your favorite Gem.
>>2738632
It's an Araragi wins episode.
>>2738569
>He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a handkerchief.
Here.
>He hands it over to her.
>>2738644
>He turns away and ignores the degenerate.
>>2738546
I bet it'd be really chill since we all agree that the shitstorms are forced and retarded.
>>2738648
Fight for your waifu irl 2016
>>2738644
But, not necessary!
Kuku, you are not the one I am fated to do battle with, obviously, for you are of equal power!
>>2738664
>She backs away, pulling out her own.
>>2738640
ouch
>continues petting season
>>2738632
Rooting for the shark
>>2738648
Holy crap. If that's true, what the hell man.
>HG meetup
I already know how this will end.
can we just drop a nuke or something and kill all of these fucking queer shitting up my snapchat?
>>2738647
Don't worry I'll get like an hours sleep then be back knowing my luck.
>>2738628
Machi a very cute. Someone should ava her.
>>2738682
Hopefully Mr Sharks doesn't accidentally fall into a frozen lake.
>>2738687
>What the fug.
>>2738682
You can go hunt some fish and bring me a cuople, right? I'm counting on you.
>>2738701
Don't know much about the show other than she's a 12/13 year girl who's a shrine maiden to the bear gods. Might be fun
>>2738682
Hey, what are you-
NO!
>>2738689
That's not enough, get more than that!
I probably won't be there at that time anyway, so don't worry about me.
>>2738688
Sorry queers*
>>2738682
Roosted people!
>>2738687
Who from HG would have the balls to pull a prank like that?
>>2738664
Overstep not thine own place, and I shalt not mine.
>>2738677
Life art full of unnecessary things, my simple-minded demon.
>>2738682
>>2738721
Behold the fusion of the secret arts of the Mononobe with the fusion of the ways of Tao and the style of Miko! TOH!
>>2738724
6 , only 6 people left and the shark kkeeps doing it!
Shark will make HG great again!
>>2738731
Tricky
>>2738731
>it's just a prank bro
>>2738721
An hour an a half then?
>>2738747
The dream is over...
Shark has been beated by Anila Clinton
>>2738724
Damn youkai coward!
>>2738736
>He continues to ignore the degenerate and is too busy paying attention to Angel-chan to even look in her direction.
>>2738747
>
>>2738749
>scenario of period filled brownies flashed briefly through my mind
Fuck I spend too much time here
>>2738763
its over...
>>2738731
Tricky or Hoshi.
>>2738753
At least twice of that.
You're still here!
>>2738736
Girls like you shouldn't be allowed to wield swords.
>>2738687
>HG meetup
>everyone shitposts eachother because IRL nobody knows who our avatars are
>>2738736
Simple-minded?
>>2738763
F for shark.
>>2738519
Ohh, how odd
I thought you just went to bed
>>2738520
What if it was?
>>2738775
Congratulations, sheep girl
>>2738793
Thanks for hosting mate
>>2738791
is hoshi dead in real life?
>>2738677
>He throws his handkerchief at her anyways.
>>2738791
>That would be the only reason he comes.
>>2738790
I'd shoot you.
>>2738669
>Pretty much.
>>2738683
>It never happen though it was a focus for like two threads. It eventually ended with people thinking Pearlfags winning due to the sheer numbers alone and people thinking Lapisfags wouls bring bombs.
>>2738779
Pretty certain I'm asleep right now.
>>2738784
>HG meetup
>everyone is staring down on their phones and shitposts the thread
>everyone posts 'we're at the HG meetup right now!' while having no conversation
>occassionally someone will chuckle at something posted in the thread and then quickly hide his smile with his hand
>>2738731
I'd do it desu.
I make some nice ass brownies.
>>2738775
Congrats.
>>2738793
Thanks host.
>>2738793
Thanks for hosting gringo
>>2738719
Might. Just depends on what kind of characters you like playing.
>>2738731
We have two Australians
>>2738793
I shall thank you for hosting this game for us, host.
>>2738779
What meanest thou "like me"? I dost so rarely use mine prince's weapon of choice, it didst but seem natural to cite her.
>>2738768
>She harrumphs, folding her hands in to her sleeves and moving on
>>2738786
Hm...? Mayhaps I dost misspeak. I mean thine fixation of such battle of fate.
>>2738793
Tch. Congratulations, youkai.
Thou hast mine thanks, sir.
>>2738821
No, you're not.
Go already!
>>2738824
>HG meetup
>everyone comes cosplaying as their avatar
>>2738804
Leeb me awone!
>Gets up and runs away.
>>2738816
>Does Pearl seriously have that much support?
