/pfg/ Dendrophilia General
One True Waifu Edition
Here, we fuck plants, dream of fucking plants, and discuss real world plants and games, animations, and comics with sexy plant creatures in them.
>Booru
http://plantfucker.booru.org
Everyone is welcome to join us.
try to upload some new stuff on the booru guys, just a reminder.
-FloraFuckerZ
>>2727908
roserade is a good plant
>>2729581
Fuzzy as fuck and sideways, but it looks cute.
Why are my images flipped when I upload them?!
I made an Oc that is pretty plant like.
Rosemarry, she's part plant and part squid. She's a Yandere lesbian who loves to make use of her vine tentacles.
>>2729608
phone cameras are weird like that. Put it on your computer first, or try uploading to imgur or something first to test it.
>>2729657
I like her design.
Yandere is super not my shit though. Murderers pls go
>>2729878
She'll just fuck them into submission.
>>2729897
that's not really yandere then, just dominating.
Yandere is full on crazy possessive.
>>2729657
>Yandere
>>2729937
Oh ok.
Then she'll just dominate anyone who touches her waifu.
>>2730022
Now you're talking.
>>2727846
New thread, time to re-point out the quest thread over at >>2706207
>current activities: Sunflower princess masturbating to bee porn
>>2729608
Because your phone's camera has a default orientation, and when you take a picture with the phone turned, it doesn't rotate the actual picture. It just takes the picture as it normally would and then assigns an Orientation tag to tell image programs how to display it. When you upload it somewhere, or even just use an image viewer that doesn't support extra tags, than the image is displayed exactly the way it actually is.
Basically, it's flipped because that's the way the camera actually took the picture. And the reason it looked right-side up was just a programming trick used so that the phone doesn't have to actually edit the image.
>>2727846
>One True Waifu
Think you got the wrong picture, mate.
>Still holding on hope for Anon writer.
>>2730570
I think we can all agree that was the right picture, also I'm wondering about that anon writer too. can't rush perfection
post your gw sunflowers
>>2731200
I know. Still, would be nice to hear from 'em.
>>2734116
More than likely, life is busy.
Happens to the best of us.
-That one guy who uses Paint.net alot
>>2736058
I use it too
how are you, fellow paint.net anon
>>2736127
Quite lovely, I colored some shit. A quest I host on /qst/ is going strong.
I failed to get a brain child of mine into a community project, though.
College starts tomorrow, again, REALLY not looking forward to that, though.
>>2729657
I have no idea in how to draw. I drew her anyway
It sucks
>>2738771
The effort is always appreciated.
/r/equesting an anthro version of the Ender Lily plant from the minecraft mod extra utilities
>>2739866
>A cycloptic tentacle chick
I support this request
petal to the metal
>>2730570
>Want to play plant waifu's game
>download apk
>install
>downloads 600MB
>Stuck at downloading
Any plantbros got pvz heroes working? I have a decent phone with android 6.0 on it.
>snivy night deleted on page
for what purpose
>>2739866
after plantera and princess shroob ill get on it
>>2744840
Yes. Also Android. Works fine here.
>>2745971
Found the latest apk 1.0.19 and used Romanian vpn.
It downloaded but said it failed at the end. I press retry and it verified the download and then the game worked.
Thank you gypsie magic.
i see you ignored my suggestion for more maractus
>>2747622
I'll have to make some tomarrow maybe
>>2751721
>frog girl
>also plant girl
pls no, my dick can't handle this
PLANTS
>>2739866
>draw porn all the time
>play mc all the time
>love plants
>never fucking considered doing an enderlily
Jesus christ i'm stupid
makes me also wonder how netherwart would turn out
>>2756530
>play mc all the time
I'm curious how it's still relevant, it was a fun game for a while.
Then again, I have terraria alt+tabbed as I'm typing this.
>>2756645
Mods, mang.
That and a "play for 2 months and then take the rest of the year off" type relation with it. Basically I just check in to see how it's updating.
am i not planty enough to join the plant club?
plant plant
>>2756981
Only if you've come here to get facefucked
>you will never have a plant gf
>>2757353
>those saggy tits
>>2756377
ARE
>>2757449
I'm not sorry for drawing it either.
>>2757517
it's horrible and you should feel sorry
that's sunibee level of saggy, it's fucking horrible
>>2757538
It could be worse. But I'll save that for future. drawings.
>>2757592
I think I've seen it, but I forgot about it by now.
Either way sunibee draws awful saggy breasts.
>>2757449
>not liking variety instead of the same old beach ball breasts
>scaring away a possible drawfriend
your shit taste is uncurable and you should feel sorry
>>2757618
I would take the same old beach ball breasts instead of barely inflated sausages any day.
>>2757592
>sunibee > boogie
if it was sunnysoda-era sunibee i wouldve agreed but you are blind if you think any of sunibees tit drawings are less saggy than boogies goblin princess
>>2757683
Lucky for you, I have to go to work so I don't have time to draw any more barely inflated sausages yet. But you seem like you deserve a gift, anon. There will always be a next time.
>>2757478
FOR
>>2757592
Boogie's sag is at least the right mix of weight and size, Suni is outright grandma tits.
>>2759446
HUGGIN'
>>2759446
POLLINATING
>>2759511
This, Sunibee's sag is outright disgusting.
>>2759651
>tfw you like floppy sagtits just as much as any other tits
Seems nice to me. just tie them around your dick and have fun.
![tumblr_o6pksniBMJ1ui2hcno1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xs5uWQN.png "tumblr_o6pksniBMJ1ui2hcno1_1280[1].png")
>>2759717
>>2759651
Everybody got their opinions, I'm pretty neutral on the whole thing honestly. I like em perky and I like the sag
![tumblr_o6pksniBMJ1ui2hcno2_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/BEr1tpU.png "tumblr_o6pksniBMJ1ui2hcno2_1280[1].png")
>>2759798
![tumblr_o6pksniBMJ1ui2hcno3_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/groRB1E.png "tumblr_o6pksniBMJ1ui2hcno3_1280[1].png")
>>2759807
>>2759717
This
This needs to me drawn.
>>2746622
Never doubt the gypsy magic
>>2759717
put them in a tight enough bra with a loose enough strap in the middle and dems a good bouncy tit fuck right there
>>2759798
Oh my, we need more of these
>>2744840
Game works fine with me
>>2757353
Saggys the best part. Kinda reminds me of SunniDee
![tumblr_o65m3svwuD1tqrvroo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e3niAaM.jpg "tumblr_o65m3svwuD1tqrvroo1_1280[1].jpg")
>>2760965
Well, my tumblr digging has found it's an oc from somebody named tenti-pills
![tumblr_o6l7li0kWA1tqrvroo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0s12gkg.jpg "tumblr_o6l7li0kWA1tqrvroo1_1280[1].jpg")
>>2762971
![tumblr_o6hm8e67Lz1ubennso1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/BgVgm7N.png "tumblr_o6hm8e67Lz1ubennso1_1280[1].png")
>>2762980
![tumblr_o6bw5awT3s1tqrvroo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YxDJ8rB.jpg "tumblr_o6bw5awT3s1tqrvroo1_1280[1].jpg")
>>2762988
>>2762971
>Sweaty oily breasts from a hot day in the sun
>>2766513
>>2766581
>>2766513
Can some one draw a Hot Rod Chomper like this?
>>2766701
Patience dear boy patience
>>2762998
Who that bee?
>>2762971
Hot danm
Anyone interested in alien plants?
>>2769139
I'm down for anything planty
>>2769139
im interested, but is that a alien plants, i thought you meant this
Some new stuff.
>>2769502
>dat big angry soft body AND bomberman fanservice all in one
Yes
yesss
Also that lil bomberman is superduper cute by the way
Here's plantera
>>2760268
That guy who is trying to learn how to draw porn from the last thread here
I tried to make somethig with Chompzilla, what do you guys think?
Heya there fellow plants!
[Brains] Zomboss will never create zombie plant FeelsBad [/Brains?]
>>2771834
Pretty gud
>>2771834
good work, keep on going
>>2772122
I need more towel, this is a Masterpiece
>>2772122
Mmm... orange.
>>2775145
Noke I love your stuff so much
Thank you for doin so many lewdsprouts
>>2775156
No prob, bro. Thanks.
>>2775269
You do some cute dudes, too, if you'd ever be up for it, you'd have at least one person here who'd love to see you do more plantboys
>>2775295
Sure.
>>2775639
Good.
what ever happened to the booru signs?
>>2775819
There were only 2 made and everyone kinda stopped using the booru
>>2775793
These bellsprouts are good shit mang
You got a place you put your stuff?
>>2775890
I'm on Tumblr and FA as Nokemop. Mostly fat pokemon, but there is some weird stuff too.
>>2775711
...thicker, MUCH
>>2770532
>>2771834
Anyone esle but me thinks we need more Chompzilla And Rose?
>>2779732
The name is said, bro. Tenti-pills.
http://tenti-pills.tumblr.com/
Some Rosemarry.
>>2781384
Cute
I like her
>>2782342
Finally some one who likes my porn.
>>2782858
yeah sure
if you got more feel free to share
>>2783794
Nah, maybe tomorrow.
Fanart also always inspires me to draw, lets me know people like the character, wink wink.
>>2783815
Woow just fish super hard
>>2784393
That's the plan.
>>2781384
Who is this Beeatrice she speaks of and what kind of "like"?
>>2785126
Beeatrice is a bee girl and she wants to "Pollinate" with her.
But Beeatrice is pretty oblivious to her advances.
I would draw her, but it's kind of an unspoken rule that we only show plant girls right?
>>2785231
Could have the two together. No rule against that is there?
Also, thank you senpai for noticing me.
>>2781384
It almost looks like a plush toy, the veins of the leaves (that's what I'm assuming they are) look like seams of a fabric, or one of those pin cushions with the flower anthers looking like pins sticking out.
>>2785426
Oh darn. Well, I'm not the best at art, so it'll have to do for now.
>>2785460
You could wear them tits like a goddamn scarf
I am okay with this
Behold, the perfect mix of plant and animal from the dead seas of Mars. They were held in high regard as the beings who taught man how to write in the ancient times.
They are the Thoth.
>>2785304
Eh, I didn't feel like drawing the two, so I just took a panel out from the comic.
>>2785677
I bee the appeal.
Also, there's a comic?!
>>2785731
Yeah, West Tree Academy of Heroes.
They're background characters, and the time they really shine is the background character chapter, chapter 16.
>>2769139
sauce?
>>2785898
Yeah, It's my series.
Not advertising, just wanted to draw some porn.
>>2785951
Eh, that's fair.
>>2785951
Huh, neat. Keep up the good work.
Don't pull something dumb like make a background character a mainstay.
>>2786125
Oh no, definetly not.
The background characters are basically One joke characters, Rosemarry's main gimmick is how much she loves Beeatrice.
The more main characters have more depth.
>>2786207
That's good to hear then. I'll add it to my to-read list.
>>2785460
I've been staring at this image for like 20 minutes and I still don't know if I could fuck that.
>>2787516
it's a fuckin plant with tits
imagine suckin her nipples so hard her boob slips into your mouth and down your throat
>>2787516
Her face is ugly.
someone should post those stacking cactus's from mario
>>2787692
>Just her Face?
Good point. I don't have any standards though
>>2779103
>>2787731
Shame there isn't much
>>2766513
Doodled her. I'll have to do a better job next time.
>>2727846
Would you?
>>2789628
>Equestria Girls
BEGONE FROM MY SIGHT, WORM
>>2789628
into the holocaust it goes
>>2785559
What about a mix Plants, Deers and Elves?
https://youtu.be/HnrjygAG18o
>>2779589
Guy who made the drawing here
I am with you and i would love to make it
Also, i just got back into playing the original PvZ on steam and i got a weird idea with the mushrooms.
>mushroom harem
>Puff-shroom is a shortstack since she is small and stuff
>Sun-Shroom is all happy and cute, pretty much solar flare but as a mushroom
>Fume-Shroom is thick
>Scaredy-shroom is a shy girl
I kinda want see a artist make this now
Not me since all i can do is draw on paper and take a picture with a shitty phone camera
>>2791914
I agree with both those motions, Chompzilla and the Mushrooms need more love.
>>2791992
And Rose
>>2789628
Burn down that tree, it's infected with EG shit.
>>2727846
>water makes the flora waifu thick
What do you all think?
>>2792422
Makes 100% sense. It will evaporate over time as they consume the water, making them less thick, however.
yo niggas i just found a new game for us to play
http://store.steampowered.com/app/445840/
>>2791992
Mushrooms def need more love, especially in here, i mean if /bfg/ can get arachnids then i see no problem
>>2793172
>Anime face on a zombie
>Has a nose
Top Shit
>>2793172
>just a normal girl colored zombie skin green
>not even any wrinkles or any missing teeth to even attempt to signify it's a zombie other than the cone and skin color
>>2791914
>doom shroom has severe emotional issues
>>2796398
>Busty gothic apocalypse girl
>>2793172
>Futa shit
>>2796749
Nothing wrong with Futa now and then.
As a matter of fact, nothing wrong with plant dicks in general.
>>2796749
>le futa is bad may may
>>2797792
It's an entry-level fetish that's fucking everywhere
>>2797907
which doesn't mean that it's bad, it's just the people that like it are obnoxious
![tumblr_o70mkpnG1t1v6ktgro1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S8nSW8I.jpg "tumblr_o70mkpnG1t1v6ktgro1_1280[1].jpg")
>>2797604
Plant dicks are fine in my book
although I do prefer them attached to plantboys myself, rather than futas, but to each their own
>>2798652
I come here exclusively for fat plants
>>2799193
You came to the wrong place
>>2799193
>>2799448
Plenty of top-heavy tho.
![9c721d15f90879a6eb4b646891be990fff69948d[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/iSMmNz3.png "9c721d15f90879a6eb4b646891be990fff69948d[1].png")
>>2799193
>>2799448
>>2799193
Rose marry has got some chub on her.
![1463012564223[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/cFUbJLX.png "1463012564223[1].png")
I'm in desperate need of this tree with huge titties
It was posted before, I need it now
![2f891c0eade00365a743c82f14069aac[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2B5sCQv.png "2f891c0eade00365a743c82f14069aac[1].png")
>>2801241
come on it took me like 2 seconds to find it on e621, you didn't even try
>>2801426
Thank you very much
>>2801888
>Not plant related
>>2801375
Holy fuck. The boners. THE BONERS.
Sexiest tree
>>2801375
>you will never have sex with your thicc freckle-body plant waifu
>plant
>cute
>peppy
>superhero
>likes chocolate shakes
>likes music
>likes vidya
>likes drawan
>likes sweets
>likes volleyball
HOW CAN ONE CREATURE BE SO PERFECT?????
>>2800996
What is the thing next to strawberry girl
>>2801375
>>2802226
>>2802601
>Nice Solar Flare lewds
>More Solar Flare cuteness
>Writer Anon is still missing
:^y
>writer anon may rip
I wanted to try a lil proof of concept thing
I wanted to see if I could design a more backward flower dude. his head is the root bulb, with dirty root hair. body is still the stem, as normal. His tail is where the kinky shit happens. I know that structure on a plant is more the female part, I still imagine he'd use it like a dick though.
I just wanted to see if the idea would work out.
>>2803708
I like him, only thing I'm not a big fan of is the outie bellybutton. Not sure on that one.
>>2793172
>animu face
>no features of a zombie
>futa
>only signs of it being a zombie is its skin colour and cone
No.
>>2793172
>Weeb disguised as a zombie
>>2802421
ABSOLUTELY HALAL
Are Florians and dryads too normal?
>>2806168
pic related
>>2806273
Florans (no I in floran) are def plantfucker material
Personally, I think dryads are too normal, but it's not up to me. They just kind of feel like plant cosplay and this aren't as interesting.
Are these plantfucker material? They're all the same thing, a Triffid.
>>2806392
Yes
>>2806392
If it looks like a plant, walks like a plant, quacks like a plant, and fucks like a plant, it's a plant
>>2806310
What if I showed you something like this and winked knowingly?
>>2806392
Fuck yes.
The more strange/exotic, the better.
