>>2724482
Dangan cartel is forming
Fuku is probably fine with it
I forgot my event was broken because I would inspect element to hide it and the day version works and mikan is dead, sorry about that, maybe this will cheer you up
REAL
SPOOP
HOURS
Won't the real Asuka please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up!?
>>2724475
W-Wait, how's it possible that a human can fly!?
>>2724536
I-I just wanna be friends!
REAL UNINTENTIONAL NARCISSISM HOURS
>>2724359
Why is that? She's pretty young and doesn't seem dangerous. It appears she just wants to talk. However, I will hold her back if she comes too close, okay?
>>2724364
Alright! Which ice cream do you want? He agreed to get us any kind!
>>2724410
You strangled me with a rope, of course you're a delinquent. Usually they are not very cool because they have hurt people and are now in jail. Good thing that doesn't happen in this place. I will have strawberry, please. Eruna is still choosing.
>>2724522
We're outnumbered, let's retreat for now.
>>2724546
>Flirts
>mfw /b/ waifu threads keep claiming my avas
>>2724457
Yes cake, they were given to me, so I don't mind sharing them.
>gives a plate of strawberry cake
>>2724465
Yes it does, hopefully it'll calm down people abit.
>gives a plate of strawberry cake
>>2724472
Alright, I'll keep one for you.
>>2724536
You're all the real one.
>>2724543
...Magic? Apparently she's always had a knack for it.
>>2724536
It's gone too far.
>>2724548
Shut your mouth. I'm well aware that I'm already far above all you untalented and ungifted piles of meat.
>>2724548
What are you doing in the waifu thread?
>>2724546
(this to (mikan)
>>2724550
Vanilla.
>>2724561
>She starts eating from the plate.
Tasty!
>>2724478
Ten steps ahead in what?
>>2724550
Bu-But, I-I don't wanna, I-I'm trying to be-become more confident, an-and stuff, I-I gotta learn wh-when to say no!
>>2724531
I-I don't, yo-you ruined yo-your chance!
>>2724570
>teleports behind you
>stabs you through the back
Psh, nthn psnel
>>2724574
What I do best
Shitposting
>>2724587
Sanity probably.
no offense mate.
>>2724522
A very welcoming apartment, even gives free bullets
Maybe furry isn't her taste
silent but deadly
The event that represents hg perfectly concludes the night
>>2724560
Kinda fitting, din't you think
They are /b/tards after all
I don't like Hoshi but I also don't like Junko.
What should I do?
>>2724550
Starwberry's pretty good. Not the best, but at least it's not butter pecan.
>>2724562
That doesn't explain anything though. Human's can't just fly for no reason, and magic don't cover it.
>>2724593
>It was a hologram.
Don't ever try and touch me or my manga ever again.
>>2724522
Full speed ahead, matey!
>>2724570
You are a polished turd among heaps of dogshit,
>tfw no rei to love
>>2724589
>Sniff
>Starts crying
>>2724607
>tfw no misato to love
>>2724561
Thank you, it shall be a great bonus to my victory.
>>2724597
Hmph, they got away again.
>>2724597
SURPLIES
>>2724599
>there's a squid girl who says "degeso" after literally every sentence
>>2724604
Don't you think that manga could get old?
>tfw Hajime to love
>>2724604
>the sword was a hologram
>it kills you
Ps, ntn psnl
>>2724606
I'm nothing but gold in a sea of rusted metal.
>>2724601
Join the resistance
>>2724595
Did the nice anon who said that tell you other things as well?
>>2724597
I'll just get rid of you before it becomes a problem.
>>2724622
>tfw 5 Asuka but no actual Asuka to love
>>2724626
I won't be needing these supplies.
>>2724620
Do-Don't you st-start crying, yo-you'll cripple m-my confidence!
>>2724629
>they get to use avatars on /b/
>we don't
It's unfair.
They're not RPing but they are using avatars.
>>2724597
If you climb the stairs running and making a lot of noice, you lose the element of surprise.
>>2724626
I don't think so, I'm not leaving this apaertment today...
>>2724626
God damn it... You fucking coward.
>>2724632
Even gold can be worthless if people don't recognize it.
>>2724630
Everything grows old over time, the only thing that stays relevant are words that are written. No need to be a neurologist to understand such simple antics.
>>2724631
It doesn't work that way (You) retarded chimp.
>>2724655
Mods a shit. Anarchy when?
Have I missed anything important?
>>2724662
is that fucking cutesy manga?
>>2724595
>implying Junko isn't fucked in her head
I think you should go back reading her post on /hga/.
>>2724655
>tfw waifu threads end up coming to trash
>>2724603
Unfortunately, yes, it does. Flight is a very basic form of magic, whether it's under one's own power, or if you do something like ride a broom.
>>2724669
Not really.
>>2724626
Maybe all over his mask
I thought he wasn't your friend Araragi, am I seeing love bloom?
Shadow gets a final edge
>>2724653
>keeps crying
>>2724662
Yes it does (You) dumb cunt.
>>2724673
>hoshi
>>2724676
Jokes on you, I wear a mask.
>>2724582
you can help yourself for some more if you want.
>>2724625
Well good luc->>2724676
oh.
>>2724681
>junko
>>2724675
Just the same old? I guess that's not a bad thing.
>>2724674
>they join HG when it happens.
>they leave for erp after we shitposf them about being ooc
>>2724689
>hoshi
>>2724581
Coming right up!
>>2724603
Eruna would like some vanilla ice!
How about you? Butter pecan?
>>2724589
I see, that's a nicely chosen goal! But don't you think it would be better to say no to something other than a friendship offering?
>>2724669
No, in fact, you're just in time to see me claim victor-
>>2724676
...Damn it.
>>2724688
Well, I suppose it's back to square one for me.
>>2724688
I can?
>>2724693
>this ends with a squid girl in ERP
>This truly is the worst timeline.
Say Hi to ERP for me.
>>2724661
Everything is worthless, nothing is eternal and everything always ends up turning into a pile of dust. Within a few hundred years nobody will remember your name, my name or anyone's name. Might as well show what little worth you have to make the world better instead of being a talentless hack waiting for some miracle to happen.
>>2724670
The fuck did you just call my manga? The cover is a superhero manga.
>>2724679
No it doesn't work like that, a hologram can't kill a human being made out of flesh. (You)'re a fucking idiot.
I'm just waiting for Hoshi and Junko to have passionate hate-sex
>>2724694
Not me.
>>2724676
Get away from me!
Jesus, you could have just asked me to light it for you.
>mfw this thread
I wish I showed up to the prom game with Rei that one time.
>>2724704
A hologram can kill a hologram, nigger.
>>2724697
Bu-But she freaks me out...
>>2724677
...Pl-Please stop crying, pr-pretty please!
>>2724702
We-Well if you say s-...N-No, Confidence..Confidence!
>>2724698
>puts a plate of blueberry cake next to Shadow
well if you want it, here.
>>2724700
Sure, I don't mind.
>>2724698
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! You gave it a try.
>>2724690
More or less. Well, there's like six of the same person, but I'm sure there's been stranger.
>>2724676
I don't know Rowan maybe she would be good for S&M
Squeal piggy, oink oink
probably because he's gay
You could never protect her smile ragi
>>2724675
No, no, that's not magic! Making a quarter disappear in thin air is magic, flying is...well, I dunno, demonic!
>>2724677
>he gives Eruna a vanilla ice cream cone
Here, I was told you wanted one of these, right?
>>2724697
Already got it!
>he hands you Koizumi a strawberry ice cream cone
And there's yours. I made sure to them them two scopes on both, because I'm no cheapskate.
>>2724723
(You) said it killed me. (You) should've just said it killed the hologram then it might've worked.
>>2724704
If you want to make the world a better place, this is the worst palce to start and you know it.
>>2724738
We'll bang oka-holy shit that actually worked!?
>>2724710
>Junko
niggers. niggers niggers niggers MAGA XDXD shitpost game strong bae yee smash dat mf like button gotta meme like it fucks like a wind rammer as you live spicy tight horse pussy
Post waifus.
>yfw one person in the community is a murderer
>>2724738
>>2724758
Nice meme.
>>2724707
She screws me over every time I try to get along.
Not easy when you know she thinks you're still a piece of shit in the end.
Wouldn't happen even if I wanted it to. I'd like to say I was the only real friend she had here.
>>2724738
THAT INSUFFERABLE FLUFF BALL IS IN A PORN THREAD, I SWEAR
>>2724764
>>2724764
How in good fuck do you know that?
>>2724731
...You have my thanks.
>>2724732
Someday I will claim a victory from this arena...
>>2724697
>
>>2724728
>still
>Still crying
>>2724742
>takes
Thanks sucker
>>2724761
>>2724761
I did an edit.
>>2724742
Well, depending on how it's done, that count act could just be a trick or actual magic. That's part of what I hate about magic, you can't "explain" it, you can't "reason" it, it just happens.
>>2724758
>>2724768
Hah.
>>2724738
Well I guess you can solve everything with a gun
Araragi is uh... special
Yeah she probably would be good in a dungeon
>>2724769
Are you saying our lovely Junko-chan isn't a fluffy ball of friendship? She's so nice to everyone, you're not implying it's a façade or something like that, right?
>>2724752
Oh ok
>hits you on head with rock
>you unga bunga this
>I force you to your knees
>I unzip my dick
Hehe
Nun pesnl kiddo
>>2724764
>tfw fantasise about the perfect murder
It's relaxing
>>2724761
>
>>2724764
Implying I give a damn.
>>2724756
I'm well aware there's nothing to gain in a sea of despair and no light to face the surface. However, miracles can happen and even the littlest of things can create an upshake. Why shouldn't I stick around for a while and try to make it happen when I find myself to be less bored.
>>2724731
More please!
This shit is dank.
https://youtu.be/gQ5PyU9VU1w
>>2724532
K-KEH GET A ROOM!
>>2724761
Notice me Eru-chan
>>2724794
>Multiple waifus
You sicken me
>>2724789
...I-If you don't stop, I-I won't ev-ever be you-your fr-fr-friend!
Sometimes the trap fails, it's like those old ambushes
>>2724803
S-son of a bitch, you never shoot a man in the middle of a speech.
>>2724829
I-Is that supposed to make me less sad?
Someone explain the character of Koyomi Araragi to me.
>>2724789
Haha, you're such a jokester! My name's Natsuki, not sucker. I made sure to get two scoops on there for you, just in case you were hungry.
>>2724801
But that in itself is dangerous. You're going up against something that's not predictable. It's going to backfire on you greatly if you don't have a plan.
>>2724853
The Ultimate Ahoge.
>>2724836
Mei is like a mastermind.
Mob Boss Mei
>>2724853
>character
?
>>2724742
I see, thanks a lot!
You are forgiven. No more delinquency.
That is, as long as you won't strangle me again. Mmm, it's been a while since I've had ice cream. Which one did you get?
>>2724728
Why is that? Would it calm you down if I held her in place? Or is it because she's crying?
>>2724789
I'm glad you like it! But hey, don't call him a sucker, okay? I know he's a boy and all, but you should still thank him properly.
>>2724848
...Ye-Yes..no-now st-stop!
>>2724853
He is an oddity.
>>2724853
Nigga, google up the wiki.
He's a thirsty-ass half-vampire pedophile incestuous dumbass.
>>2724764
So what I kill people everyday
*sips coffe deliciously*
>>2724812
They're all shit. Just kill yourself already.
>>2724853
All I know is
>paedo
>>2724812
Believing in miracles is above you and you know it, Matsuda. This place is damned, lost and irredeemable. But if you insist onwaiting for the impossible - be my guest
>>2724873
I-Its be-because sh-she's to forward abo-about he-her love for ot-other girls...
she must have gotten that bounty because of all those people she killed earlier
Kaito must have had no reason to keep him alive
>>2724853
Ultimate ahoge
easy to relate to due to his dialog and references
interesting discussion
all this inside a harem mc
>>2724804
Find out yourself.
>>2724836
Wasn't getting shot one enough?
>>2724853
There's no time to explain!
I heard there were a incident.
>>2724803
>>2724888
Damn, I liked her moxie, too.
>>2724857
It may not sound like it, but there can and will be predictability. It may be nonsensical, but it's there.
>>2724898
What, all these Asuka peoples? I think they left already, for the most part.
Final 3 place your bets
>>2724867
I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!
>>2724880
Lead the way, you've obviously got a knick for this sorts of stuff. The ungifted usually try to take the easy way out, show me.
>>2724883
Nothing is impossible, only if you're untalented and ungifted it might seem like it. If anything I can create the impossible, like they told me perfection wasn't possible. I'll be your guest, but even the littlest guest can bring along the solution to his host. I might not be that one, but there might be one around to supply that one tiny solution.
>>2724815
>gives raspberry cake
>>2724898
An incident? No, this is simply an arena match.
>>2724888
He slashed my tire earlier.
>>2724904
>Closes the door on you.
I don't feel like dealing with brats today.
>>2724873
You really want to know what I got? Are you ready for it, Koizumi? This flavor may just blow you away if you're not ready.
>>2724904
You're using math for these calculations, right? I was never good at math in high school. It always went over my head.
Asuka games when
>>2724873
Fine.
Nerd it is.
>>2724874
Then you'll be my friend?
>>2724927
Yay!
>She starts eating this too.
>>2724919
I'm putting my money on Casey. I've talked to him and he seems like the kind of guy that would know how to win a game like this.
>I just realised i never won a single game as Sheamus
>Someone end me.
>Also, Whoever wants to fag a fire emblem fates ava - Camilla, Elise and Xander are up for grabs, do whatever the fuck pleases you.
>>2724919
That bloke with the shades. He seems like a good one to place my coin on.
All right guys I've come up with a cure for shitposting!
Everybody take a bottle and chug it. Every. Last. Drop. Make sure you don't miss any ok?
>>2724919
can't do the winscreen right now
>>2724931
You sure that there weren't a bunch of Youkai going by the name Asuka running around?
>>2724946
In 4 hours maybe.
>>2724960
yey
>>2724898
Hoshi returned.
>>2724960
placements
>>2724949
...I-I don't...I-I feel like you're missing what I'm trying to say!
crosh
>>2724924
>but there might be one around to supply that one tiny solution.
(Different anon here).
You refer to the prophecy of the Chosen One that would appear to restore the games?
That was a fool's hope. There is no savior coming, for there is no salvation to be had here.
>>2724969
>4 hours, when i am sleeping or passing out from exhaustion. Fuck you and everything you stand for.
>>2724986
Thank you for the match.
>>2724975
Is that some kind of Youkai?
>>2724960
I actually thought I may win one for once... Congratulations and thank you for hosting.
>>2724975
WHAT
H
E FUCK?
>>2724986
Thanks for hosting
>>2724962
Yes, there is the matter of... that, but ignoring them seems to work fine since they aren't intrusive for the most part.
>>2724986
Thank you for the match. ...Congratulations, winner.
>>2724934
And I don't really feel like causing trouble at the moment.
>>2724958
Nah, I'm good.
>>2724937
Well duh, of course.
>>2724986
Thanks for that bit of field-tests.
And congratulations...that thing.
>>2724950
>walks away
>comes back with a tray filled with a Chocolate cake, Vanilla cake, Strawberry cake and tea.
>>2724974
grats
u free 2nite?
>>2724887
Love for other girls? Are you sure she meant it that way?
What did she tell you exactly?
>>2724937
I doubt it would do that. Let me guess, it's chocolate? Boys sure love chocolate.
>>2724949
That shouldn't be it either. You're mad at him because he strangled me, right? I'm fine and second chances are important, I'll forgive him. How's the ice cream?
>>272499
My schedule is a little different than it used to be. Gomennasai~
It's not the last, you'll catch one soon enough.
>>2724975
Lateanon here. What the hell is going on?
>>2725019
Hey there, cowboy, you trying to make time with my girl?
>>2724986
Damn it! Aw well, it was worth a shot.
>>2724924
Perfection doesn't smoke.
>>2725023
...Mahiru, I think sh-she's...y'know, a-a lesbian...
>>2725016
>Responding to someone who clearly doesn't want to speak to you.
Nice roleplay.
>>2724950
>>2725018
>>2725034
>He runs by and knocks the cakes over to the ground.
>>2725034
>sets it on the table
here's more.
a-are you ok?
>>2725032
we need a worgen for our raid group
we're grinding hard tonight
maybe get an epic mount
>>2724949
Don't call me a nerd either! I'm nowhere near as smart as a nerd would be!
>>2725016
Oh, let me hear what you've got so far! Maybe I'm smart enough to understand it.
>>2725023
>he strikes a pose
NOTHING!
>>2725028
Regardless of schedule or not. I'm quite sure your friends will be happy and your enemies even more so.
>>2725014
They sound like a big pain. Maybe I could get rid of them.
>>2724993
Shorty was the Chosen One. He was to protect the Games, not abandon them in their time of need. We may as well resign to our inevitable fate.
>>2725055
I like your style, mate.
>slaps your ass
Go get her, tiger.
>>2725067
>>2725069
This will all make sense soon, I swear.
>>2725061
Do whatever you like. As for me, I think I'll call it a night here. Farewell, shrine maiden.
>>2725065
>Shorty was the Chosen One
>this delusion
>>2725056
It'd take the better part of a day.
>>2725080
>instantly cooms when spanked
>bottles coom into a bottle
>sells it on the auction house
>makes enough gold for a wow pass
thanks mate
>>2725066
Welp. Later.
>Drinks bleach.
>>2725067
...
>goes back
>brings another tray this time filled with a carrot cake, a hazelnut cake and another teacup filled with tea.
>she looks around to ready herself to dodge whatever person who tries to knock her off
>>2724993
I don't refer to fables or myths. Religion and all that nonsense will not help in anything. The only cure to all the negativity is positivity. Sadly nobody seems to realise that over their petty quarrels there's nothing to be gained but the one thing they love fading away from them. It's simple though, frustration of being ungifted and untalented must take it's toll. The simple version amongst it all is that there's no chosen one, there's just an idea and that idea can save it all, but that idea and that mindset will never be fulfilled as nobody is any wiser than the nearest rock.
>>2725039
Perfection might not smoke, but when perfection becomes bored and tired of the way of life he'll seek ways to enjoy himself and make the ride a bit shorter.
>>2725098
You've got some blueprints then?
>>2725065
I don't believe he was. Shorty had a good heart but he didn't have that fire in his soul. Too... neutral is the word I think I'm looking for, maybe?
To be honest, I thought the boy Hiccup showed potential but he rejected the hero's call far too early. I doubt he'll return.
>>2725082
>>2725111
>Watches.
>>2725084
Good night Youkai.
>>2725066
That's really not good. I need to solve this incident quickly.
>>2725120
>tfw I still miss Gio
>H-He made worst JoJo Tolerable.
>>2725111
>>2725127
>He runs past Mugi and stops in front of her.
I cannot let you feed that demon!
>>2725120
Then who will we turn to? Or will we have to fight against our own destruction as a people?
>>2725045
You think?
I guess it would make sense. Teenagers her age often go through such phases.
That's not so bad, right? It's not like she will suddenly attack you because of that.
>>2725056
Nothing?
That doesn't seem fair. Now I feel bad. Go get a plastic spoon and another waffle. I will give you some over.
>>2725120
>implying I'm not the saviour of HG
>>2725019
ye man, lets fuk <3
Hoshi is like one of those greek gods who causes shit.
>>2725134
B-but she wants food, I can't deny her food.
>sidesteps and moves forward
>>2725158
Zeus, Chronos, Loki?
Man in general just stealing flame (The simulator) from Prometheus (Brant)
>>2725152
You have some good games. It's a start.
>>2725152
Yes you are.
>pats head
>>2725149
Th-That's actually exactly what I'm afraid of!
>>2725152
You aren't.
Kurumi is.
>>2725156
moonguard, duskwood graveyard
be there in an hour i gotta finish this dungeon
>>2725177
>loki
>>2725158
>calling him a god
His ego is inflated enough, stop.
>>2725149
Kukuku, do not worry, delinquents aren't allowed to have ice cream. It's against our nature. Hour code of honor, our soul. We live and die without ice cream.
>>2725158
>>2725191
Yeah everyone knows by now that there's only one god and that specific person would be me.
>>2725065
Shorty has a good heart but he was no where as passionate as Seth.
>>2725119
I'm not revealing anything to the public until I've proven it works.
>>2725120
>I still feel partly guilty about Hiccup. We'd been having a bit of a schism and frankly I think my presence here might've just made it painful to be here. At this point we don't even talk, and he's cut all ties off.
>>2725177
>fire stolen from Prometheus
Jude is Prometheus stealing the flame but he isn't giving it to man
>>2725214
You should just leave.
>>2725212
Whos games to this day aren't finished.
>>2725167
Not just any food! Junk food! You are contributing to poisoning her health, and I cannot allow that!
>>2725152
>You're too kind
>>2725134
>>2725167
I'm not a demon...
>>2725186
kk bb, i'll b in the usually outfit~
>>2725191
>implying I meant greek gods in a good way becauseI said god
How's being an uncultured autist treating you?
>>2725214
You should leave
>>2725212
Seth is a hateposter though
Brook was the savior but he's dead and never coming back
real rp will never exist
>>2725214
I'm not the public ma'am, I'm Natuski Subaru, professional shut-in. You can tell me almost anything and I'll keep it a secret.
guys
>>2725241
k same
>mfw wow is so easy i can tank while not even playing
>implying it isn't an imposter
>>2725242
I know what you meant m8, but you gotta keep in mind how Hoshi would see it.
>>2725233
Actually these were made to be healthy and she looks fairly healthy.
>>2725236
>gives you the tray of food
here you go.
>>2725236
You cannot fool me!
>>2725139
We wait.
We wait and we hope and keep the fires lit. If we are worthy of salvation, a light will be found to guide us.
>>2725114
You have forgotten how to dream, neurologist. When science and logic fail us, as they have in this place, all that remains is hope.
If you can find a way to instill this vague concept of a positive mindset into the tributes, I welcome it. My own faith wavers, but the hope never does. We spend far too much time discussing people when we should be discussing ideas. And typefucking.
>>2725249
>Seth is a hateposter though
Any proofs of that?
>>2725249
>implying brook is dead
>>2725254
Go fuck yourself Yuno.
>>2725249
>seth is a hateposter
And you have based this on absolutely nothing.
>>2725268
Like a hater like you has a clear idea of who Hoshi is m8.
>>2725184
I see. She didn't do it before, right?
Don't worry, as long as I'm near her, I can make sure this will not happen. I will just grab her if she storms off. Don't hesitate to call out for me when you need it, okay?
>>2725199
But... that still doesn't sound very fair.
Are you sure it's alright? I'd be willing to share.
>>2725270
Thanks!
>She starts eating.
>>2725271
Huh?
>>2725276
Did you just call me a typefucker, you typefucker?
>>2725251
I mean "beyond me".
>>2725225
>>2725247
>How kind of you all. I doubt he'd come back anyways at this point, especially at this current time.
>>2725214
Hiccup walks his own path and made his own choice. It was for the best because he probably was not the One.
F, Oldfag Slayer, Trainer of Dragons.
>tfw no rei to typefuck
(Jew)no
>>2725270
What have you done, you idiot?
>>2725299
I'm on to you, nobody else may see it, but I do!
>>2725276
You know we are not worthy. We were cast from grace long ago.
It is no secret that divine retribution shall be wrought upon us soon enough. It is unfortunate, but it is unstoppable.
>>2725300
Sorry. I'm horny.
(call me~)
