not jabroni games 47
>>2705478
REAL NIGGA HOURS
Carmen Laforet
Kuriyama Mirai
>>2705478
Rika
>>2705478
Fio Germi
>>2705432
Just don't try to steal stuff, I don't want to kill anyone today.
>>2705438
Well no I don't, that's a lovely tank you've got there.
>>2705478
Kirby
Yukine
if fake I host
Deal
>>2705478
Pure unfiltered keking
>>2705478
Junk-o
Captain Eruna
Iida Tenya
>>2705478
Fay D. Flourite
peyton manning
Mikan Tsumiki
Matsuda
Supergirl
Wiggins
>>2705478
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu
This better not be bullshit like the last one or I'll be fucking pissed.
Hajime Hinata
>>2705411
...I don't know what to say, really.
>>2705441
So she doesn't bathe regularly...and Mahiru isn't always in the mood to do laundry... It doesn't mean anything!
>>2705456
Then tell me, why do *you* think she's afraid of you? This'll be good...
Koyomi Araragi
FUUUUCK THIS FUCKING LOLI SHE RUINED THE WHOLE GODDAMN SHOW WITH HER SHITTY TENTACLE BOAT STUPID FUCKING KEK PLOT FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>2705478
King Kaito
Eno
Madoka
Meru
Misato
>>2705516
>Not even letting him watch
Now that's just fucking cruel
Jonathan Joestar
Eiko Aizawa
The 349th mobile infantry
Centorea Shianus
Tom Dover
>>2705530
Oh my god you're CUTE!
>>2705532
Sure. I'm certain that's the case. Don't be a fool, if she didn't shower she'd just reek. This however is a stench that is equal to sweat and bodyliquids that aren't her own.
Cal Chuchesta
Sally
Squid Girl
>>2705478
Sloth
>>2705478
Agria the Shadowless
Machi
>>2705516
>>2705523
>>2705472
>Turns around quickly and does a silly face
>>2705532
A misunderstanding! Or Araragi-related propaganda!
Doorknob
>>2705479
>pulls out a new phone
[You will have to pay for that one.]
>>2705491
[Prove it.]
Mii Swordfighter
>>2705509
My own invention and handiwork, I'm a tank engineer, after all.
>She grins, patting it
But the Flower Tank's nothing compared to my other one, not when it's finished.
>>2705479
>>2705544
Nothing's beyond me with Sigma!
And all she really did was scream.
Lonely Policeman
WALUIGI
Reminder that if you never hosted you are the cancer killing HG,
Baki Hanma
>>2705517
Holy shit Hikki. Get better at this shit.
>>2705625
Go-a back-a home-a Waluigi
>>2705572
For your fucking sake I'm just going to assume you meant to say that to someone else.
>>2705634
Well thank god I hosted once like a year ago. Glad to be doing my part.
>>2705634
Thank golly gee gosh, I've hosted plenty of times, guess that means I'm not cancer, whoopee...
Casey Neistat
>>2705609
Looks very close to the SV-001 Metal Slug, though a little slimmer, Boy if this doesn't match even close to your other one, than you must of made a really huge one.
>>2705602
>
guys help kamina blocked me on steam because i said sanya is shit
>>2705509
Theft is not my intention. Please hand it over.
>>2705577
And you know what her own...fluids, smell like? I'm not going to believe you.
>>2705592
A misunderstanding still means it's your own fault... And I don't see what he has to do with this.
>>2705678
Rekt
>>2705640
MAKE-A ME!
>>2705602
I will happily pay for it.
>>2705609
I know you must be talking about that rusty tank and not someone I know, because it looks like your 'tank' could use some WD-40 if it's screaming so much.
>>2705672
>>2705678
Unfriend him like I did
>>2705634
>only hosted twice
>shitstorm during both games
At least I'm not cancer I guess.
>>2705681
No, I don't trust you, sorry.
>>2705691
i'm-a gonna kick your-a ass
>>2705686
I think it's obvious to know how sweat smells like, you might be just a reserve course student but even you should be realising this.
>>2705678
>>2705686
Araragi is Untrustworthy!
>>2705634
>hosted 130 times
Does this make me the cancer SAVING HG?
>>2705703
>ok deal
>>2705691
>>2705640
Out-a you go!
>>2705692
[It will be $100,000]
>>2705678
>hey
>What
>sanya is garbage.
>tfw he blocked me for the entire day afterwards
if you didn't host at least 200 times you are fucking cancer kill yourself
>>2705678
Kamina went offline you colossal faggot
>>2705694
I could of died!
>>2705663
http://img03.deviantart.net/95c4/i/2013/141/d/a/metal_slug___fio_by_reijr-d660vq4.jpg
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/metalslug/images/8/80/MSD_-_Fio_Germi.png/revision/latest?cb=20140822185455
https://67.media.tumblr.com/18222d00013f5054a2a43887c54007e1/tumblr_n86kg26M8h1t63sglo1_500.gif
http://img14.deviantart.net/aedc/i/2014/324/2/f/fio__metal_slug__by_pushimo-d87438q.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9df9lyKkN1r1snf5o1_1280.jpg
http://static.zerochan.net/Fiolina.Germi.full.1203612.jpg
http://pre09.deviantart.net/2585/th/pre/f/2013/181/0/c/fio_germi_by_ldopeboyl-d6bdk8y.png
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/metalslug/images/7/7f/Fio-MSX.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20091006232255
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/metalslug/images/d/d0/Fio-MS3.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090923142249
>>2705713
You're the one that made the bold claim that it wasn't her sweat, remember? I'm only rebutting your own statements.
>>2705717
But I just said it was your own fault...!
>>2705726
Post your steam please.
KAMINA GET BACK ON STEAM YOU CUNT
>>2705758
>holy moly Thank you mate.
>>2705749
It's a joke you brain-dead retard.
>>2705711
Not if I-a kick-a yours first!
>>2705728
You-a first!
>>2705663
Ohoho, Sigma's massive, alright. I'm planning on making the my upgraded recreation even bigger, at that.
>>2705692
Nice one, I don't even have it running right now, and it's whisper-quiet when it is. No, I'm talking about a certain scythe-wielding youkai~.
>>2705758
Welp, time to look up Fio porn
>>2705764
This. And readd me so I don't cry myself to sleep
>>2705634
>hosted back in april with a grand total of 3 custom events
>No motivation to work on my foundation games.
Welp, at least I'm not stage 4 cancer!
>>2705759
I said it was a misunderstanding OR araragi's fault.
>>2705762
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198071320449
>please don't meme me too hard
>i'm still recovering from having my waifus bullied
>>2705678
He sounds like a crybaby.
>>2705728
No, A-fuck-a you. Not evern-a Mario
>>2705691
>makes you
Now go-a cry-a to momma-a
>>2705751
[That was the point, and good job proving me right, idiot.]
>>2705759
When you know the smell of a whore that walks the street, and trust me, there are plenty even near the campus because of reserve course morons like you, there's a distinguished smell that reeks like nothing else. She carries that same smell that they have.
>>2705795
>bullies your waifus
>>2705713
naegi what will happen if i join you side
>cody
>>2705795
>twice as many friends as I have
no deal
>>2705730
I thought you were Japanese...?
>>2705784
I have a question, since ya'know the youkai view you as a joke, how can you be so proud and cocky?
>>2705795
Are those real?
>Pulls on horns
>>2705833
No deal.
>>2705819
>This is for you.
>matoi is helping me write events
>he goes offline out of nowhere
what the fuck did you guys do
>>2705834
play a cute girl and suck dick in steam chat
>>2705845
ok i'll join you
>cody
>>2705784
Don't you think when things get really big some bad stuff happens... like attracting a rebel army to steal and have a worldwide invasion?
>>2705845
yes deal
>cody
I swear to god Kamina if you do not get on steam in 10 minutes I will reach through my computer screen and strangle you to death
>>2705861
>>2705865
Kys codyface.
>>2705858
I sent him this, it might have something to do with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1yrH4qS2RA
We miss you Kampai-senpai~
>>2705806
WAAAAAA
WHY-A DO YOU-A ALWAYS DO THIS-A TO ME BROTHER?!
>>2705841
You only know Elly, and you've never even seen me before.
>>2705863
>She waggles a finger
Sigma only listens to me, and I'm the only person who knows where I'm reconstructing it.
>>2705888
>Shut your mouth. I can at least help with the first two.
>>2705859
This guy knows what's up.
>Having a huge steam list full of randos
>most of which you never talk and probably don't play the same games as
I don't define my worth by how many imaginary friends I have.
>>2705819
You see though. I did die but I also came back.
>shitting on someone's waifu
Kamina please check your steam. I miss you.
>Blake
>>2705888
Don't fucking rely on other people so much you jackass.
yuno i will join you
>cody
>>2705826
>>2705831
>h-hey that's not nice
>>2705834
>more than half of them aren't from hg
>>2705843
>She is pulled with the horns.
Hey!
>>2705919
>tfw I wish LF would bully me harder
>>2705907
>Ms. I mad 50 events over two months is saying she can help write events
I just got reminded that I had these saved.
Here's the revamped events I have so far for the Foundation Games!
(Player1) puts a strange, green slime on a dead body. What happens next is too bloody, and graphic to describe. And somehow, it involves “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by Wham! (FATAL)
(Player1) wonders if they are cool yet.
(Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) find a strange Little Caesars Pizza box. It somehow supplies them with unlimited pizza, with each of their favorite toppings.
(Player1) finds a banana with a note saying SWISS ARMY BANANA.
(Player1) attacks (Player2) but Cactusman distracts (Player1) long enough for (Player2) to make (his/her) escape.
(Player1) finds a pack of "DR. WONDERTAINMENT'S ZERO-GEE-WHIZ! MOON ROCKS! ™" gobstoppers. They give a Martian Cherry to (Player2), while they take the Outer Space Strawberry.
A strange orange blob suddenly latches onto (Player1)! Thankfully, it’s not hostile, and just wants to have a tickle fight.
What if bees were in the Hunger Games?
(Player1) thinks they hear (Player2) calling for them. They go out to investigate, and are attacked by a beast mimicking (Player2s) voice. (FATAL)
(Player1) encounters a strange statue. They are warned not to blink. They do as asked.
(Player1) encounters a strange statue. They are warned not to blink. They don’t listen. *CRACK* (FATAL)
(Player1) finds a strange looking nightlight. They plug it in, and what can best be described as a demon tells them a bedtime story called “Bedtime for Beelzebub”. They soon fall asleep, feeling rested when they wake up.
(Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) raid the Foundation Armory for weapons and supplies.
(Player1) finds a vending machine, and presses the coin return button, out of curiosity. A drink labelled “Stop That.” Is dispensed, with the sounds of an angry insect within. They wisely do not open it.
(Player1) suddenly starts speaking in rhyme, thanks to an infohazard.
>>2705905
Phew, for a second I thought we had to worry about another hijack, good thing it's only in your control.
>>2705919
>People shit on my waifus every day.
>>2705908
I pmuch nuked my FL when I disappeared after the /sanc/ shit.
And I'll do it again without remorse if this shite dies
>>2705841
[It's easier to deal in dollars, and if you it bothers you little brin so much, even an idiot like you should be ble to make a simple converion.]
>>2705853
>(I already have that one famo, but it's the thought that counts, thank you)
>>2705912
[Calling bullshit.]
Has anyone seen Kamina? I miss him.
>Blake
>>2705937
>I mad 50
>>2705936
That's pretty fucking gay.
>tfw steambuddy who was offline for 400 days is back online
should I meme him or just leave him be?
>>2705939
>>2705937
>I suggest events almost every time someone ask for some. Just because I am having trouble with my own doesn't mean I won't still help.
>>2705962
>>2705984
Ask him what happened and that you missed him.
>>2705946
It's what you call a perfect half dead!
>>2705962
Whatever I want?
>>2705987
I-I know, anon...
What if a nigger broke into Kamina's house, raped him, and signed him out of steam????
We have to send help!
>>2705978
P-please?
>>2705984
Let him stay dead.
>>2706009
Die
>>2705902
Because you-a can't-a make-a me any money
>mfw nintendo canon Waluigi and Wario aren't related
>>2705794
Yes, and I addressed that. You seem far more comfortable blaming him than yourself...
>>2705820
Are you seriously saying the reserve course is full of whores? The entry fee isn't exactly cheap, you know.
>>2706009
Its OK, youre still best klk.
KAMINA MAN WHAT THE FUCK CHECK YOUR EMAIL
>Blake
>>2705905
Surely you haven't been spying on me or you are but very badly because I've met three others and as for you, I don't need to know you to know a tank isn't a match for even one youkai.
>>2705946
Aww you're so nice with your compliments, but I'm not paying you.
>>2706023
You can't kill whats already dead.
>>2705934
They're real?
>>2706027
That's because he's a butt!
>>2706039
>Yuno
>>2706020
>Tfw this is a lot more plausible than people might think
>>2706039
JUST
>>2706021
Ok deal.
>>2706027
And you wonder how they get in the reserve course in the first place, right?
>>2706039
No deal.
>>2706039
>tfw don't have LF
>tfw his shitting of my waifus won't reach me
HA!
>>2706053
H-How did you know that?
>>2706051
>She reaches both hands up, each gripping tightly onto a horn. She snickers, a wide grin crossing her face.
Do you really want to know?
>>2706066
>shits on your waifus
I want to FUCK nonon!!
>>2706039
>>2706008
Yes.
>>2705943
Besides, where I'm from I'm the only person who even knows how to operate, let alone build or maintain tanks.
>>2705962
I still like her moxie.
>>2706041
Well, I suppose I've been talking Elly moreso than anything. But ooh, all my other tanks were made specifically to counter humankind's dependency on magic and people like the shrine maiden to protect us from the likes of youkai.
>>2706066
>tfw have LF but never talk to him
ok
>>2706085
Shhhhhhhhhhut up.
>>2706090
>y-you too...
>>2706092
Candy?
>>2706057
>Anything is possible in Chicago.
>>2706082
Uh,
yes?
>>2706065
>You can't hurt me any more than you already have.
>>2706116
>more than 1 waifu
>>2706120
Anything means anything. Now kill he or not.
>>2706102
>tfw have LF but do nothing but bother him
>>2706123
>Some of the stories he's told me actually make me worried for him.
>And he seems so nice and laid back, compared to his situation.
>>2706126
>She pops both of them off.
Ah! Decorations!
>>2706136
Candy!
i was betray
>kamina
>>2706066
>>2706116
What a disgusting chart, it's like you enjoy a mud dwelling swamp amalgamation that reeks like the nearest garbage belt.
>>2706129
We'll see about that. I doubt there's no more ways to annoy you.
CAN WEHAVE A FUKING GAME
>>2706165
You can try. I doubt you could do anything more annoying than what "he's" already done.
>>2706152
How did you..
But I...
What?
>>2706165
Atleast my waifus have PERSONALITY!
>>2706176
Host for us, faggot.
>>2706185
>She puts them back on.
Hm?
![LOVEEDITION[010006].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QbWHUhE.jpg "LOVEEDITION[010006].jpg")
>>2706176
Patience, patience!
Does anyone have the shekel games code?
It's time.... to rebuild.
>>2706176
I agree.
I think us having no games has made us all a little unstable.
activate it
>>2706148
>I feel bad for him. I hope he moves out of there.
>>2706206
>pulls horns again
>>2706220
Um...
w-what do you guys think of my waifu?
if dubs i go to sleep
3rerolls allowed
>>2706176
I-I could host, bu-but it'd be slow...a /co/de...s-so I might as well not...
>>2706218
DO IT
i'm fucking losing my mind
Do I really have to go again?
>>2706243
Seems familiar.
Hentai?
>>2706238
Careful! You'll break them!
>>2706241
>WAIT
>THERE'S ANOTHER FUCKING JONATHAN
>SON OF A BITCH
Are the idiots asleep yet?
I'd like to add another victory to my name without being bothered by the local trash.
>>2706245
Sleep forever.
>>2706245
reroll
>>2706267
I didn't mean to intrude! Sorry!
>>2706263
But you pulled them off!
How?
>>2706262
it's Mahoro from Mahoromatic
>>2706261
Yo don't have to do anything you don't want to
>>2706218
7sJnr0a2
>>2706261
I was under the impression that the blond kid would go.
Well, I'm off to sleep
See ya !
>>2706268
It's like Matsuda in Ruby's body and Raven's voice.
>>2706101
Do know the story of icarus? Your starting to sound like his story, but keep it up, maybe you win get burned, maybe make a fire resistant tank?
>>2706268
You get your win but only if you hug me?
>>2706303
What do you mean? she looks much more colorful.
>>2706298
Good..... but one question still remains.
First unlimited?
>>2706308
>Won't*
>>2706307
>steam shit
>>2706285
>It's all good my man.
>TY for the images by the way :^)
>>2706051
So it's automatically his fault? That would be like me blaming Kazuichi for everything...
>>2706065
Their parents surely wouldn't allow that!
>>2706225
Belay that order! We still haven't got confirmation from central, dog.
>>2706319
Th-that seems like a little too much.
>>2706329
>talking
>>2706268
I doubt one could ever get away from them all.
>>2706308
Sigma already was. This is my life's work, I know what I'm doing.
>>2706285
stay you nigger, nonon will just leave anyways.
Is steam like you guy's discord?
>>2706332
It's something he would do!
And it's also something kazuichi would do as well...
>>2706194
I'd say something along the lines of a rant to explain you how bad it is, but that'd require effort and that'd be a waste on a literal shit.
>>2706183
But I'm better at this stuff than he is. He was my teacher, but there's a time the student surpasses the teacher.
>>2706313
I get my win by removing your empty head from your shoulders.
>>2706332
So many things can be that meathead's fault.
roaster anon here bringing the spicy memes
>>2706317
That's some quality art you got there. That talent can only be from the artists over at Deviantart.
>>2706353
The fuck is a discrd?
>Talks while drakeposting
>>2706353
Pretty much except it's more exclusive. A lot of drama comes from there.
>>2706319
Is this the entry?
>>2706287
There's a special way!
>>2706353
More like where they jerk each others' dicks.
>>2706353
Not really. There isn't a big collective server,though there are the group chats
>>2706353
The fuck does that mean?
>>2706376
do not contact me on my cellular device
>>2706353
Hit the nail on the head, my nigga. Butthurt autists start drama on there and drag it into the threads.
>>2706379
>Murders you in cold blood.
>>2706363
I hope you choke and die on your "spicy memes".
>>2706332
Debatable. Your parents didn't say anything about you becoming an experiment either.
The fuck is discord?
>>2706380
I see! You gotta twist and pull, right?
>Twists and pulls
>>2706408
yeah, you would know alot about choking on something
>>2706319
If entry
Kirby and Nago
>>2706371
>Eh, what can you do.
>>2706347
I-I didn't want to play best JoJo anyways...
>>2706425
Where all the cool kids are while steamfags are left in the dust
Hello, I thought of a new Games Idea. The Splatoon Games. It will be very fresh, assuming if I decide to work on it and actually test it out. Who knows, maybe one day we'll have tributes ink each other
