HG thread.
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Mii Swordfighter
Kurumi
>>2701183
Ramlethal Valentine
The Player
>>2701183
Sonia Nevermind
>>2701183
Inkling Girl
Mirai
Eruna
Ruby Gloom
Carmen Laforet
Mokou's Lover and Sanae's Remover
Sol Badguy
Time to get to work.
>>2701183
Natsuki Subaru
Baki Hanma
Iris Archwell
Matsuda
Ringabel
Tired af Izaya Orihara
>>2701183
Mahiru Koizumi
Bikko
Koyomi Araragi
Mikan Tsumiki
Baron Zemo
the Ghost
Lord Beerus
Nanami Aoyama
Madoka
Bob
Eggman-kun
Supergirl
Premier Soviet
Sanae Kochiya
Blue Beetle
Scared chicken
Atheon
Sliver Queen
Casey Neistat
>>2701197
Yes. You still haven't told me anything.
Kukuru Anrakutei
Dangan Remover Hitler
Chidori
Mikan Tsumiki
REAL NIGGA HOURS
peyton manning
>>2701264
:bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach::bleach:
kfc
>>2701183
Noire
Iida Tenya
Oreki
>>2701183
Late Asuka Shikinami Langley
>>2701149
Nothing toxic in the air here... at least not right now. Why not take it off? A lot of people won't trust a man when they can't see their face, you know?
>>2701150
What? Do I look like I carry dryer sheets on me?
>>2701152
That's pretty much what lazy means! I'd hate to see the state of your room with that kind of attitude.
>>2701160
Neat. Do they hire you to scare people at haunted houses? I like it, you don't even need make-up. Low overhead, high profit!
Post your waifus
and your wallpapers
and your songs you're listening to.
>backspace while out of name field
>have to redo all of it
>>2701183
Internationale
>>2701264
>>2701264
>
>>2701281
I am not cute.
Corvo Attano
>>2701182
Well, that's your call, all I have to do is just wait.
>>2701190
Yes, that's what I meant. But I don't know if she calls every other guy like that.
>>2701293
impostor
>>2701264
>>2701183
Togami Byakuya
>>2701281
This again?
>>2701217
>>2701150
That's one made by a shrine maiden. They're pretty pissy because she wrecked her donation box.
>>2701160
>>2701218
Not be like that?
>>2701148
>>2701250
>She offers the photos out
>They're all of various scenes from Touhou 2, most notably Mima gloating a bit over Marisa and Marisa's fight against Reimu
Might be better off looking at the recordings, who knows.
>tfw couldn't find any suitable images
>>2701198
She broke a box.
...
>He laughs.
My god, this has to be a joke.
>>2701282
Nice work smartass. Hope you feel proud of yourself. Now, do you need someone dead or am I wasting my time?
>>2701290
I KNOW THAT FUCKING FEELING
>>2701282
I don't care if they don't trust me, I don't trust them either, there's no need for me to worry.
>>2701290
I-I'm sorry...
>>2701281
>>2701258
But it's pointless, you'll never use it anyway. It's gonna take foreveeer.
>>2701283
>
>>2701293
Ssssssh. No tears, only dreams now.
>>2701281
I'm not cute.
>>2701281
>No Inkling Girl
BLASPHEMY
>>2701281
>Tfw you miss a game because you had to cook food
>>2701293
>pats back
Ignore them. It will be fine
>>2701190
>>2701229
I'm glad you understand where I'm coming from. It's not easy going through school when people keep looking at you like you're some kind of monster. It takes a toll on your mentality after awhile.
Ah, I'm not worried about getting mugged. Most of the people don't even know what a camera is. And besides, what're they going to do, stab me? Ahhhahahaha!
>>2701282
No, but I like the way you think! I should have thought of that before I dismissed it as them not knowing what beauty was and dropping out of life!
>>2701264
10/10 would pinch those nips
>>2701328
>gives kissu
Don't worry anon. It'll all be ok
>>2701283
>>2701277
What is life like without me
>>2701309
AND THERE IS THIS CAPITALIST PIG
>>2701321
>All these (You)s are going to be the end of me I swear.
>>2701283
>I'm not listening to anything, and I don't need you people knowing my shit taste. Missing Bernardi.
>>2701281
I have been told.
>>2701318
Fine. Then tell me why am I cute.
>>2701310
Th-then what DO you want me to be if I can't even be myself!?
>>2701190
>>2701229
I'm like a super-hero! Here to protect people from people like him!
>>2701304
I'll take my chances with your fake science.
WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE CAPTCHAS WITH THE FADING IMAGES!!!
>>2701283
>>2701339
Who are you?
>>2701310
These kinda look like them.
But not exactly.
They are probably cosplayers
>>2701364
s h i t
h
i
t
You're not a generic anime protag you lil shit.
>>2701349
D-do you still have the picture you used for that chart by any chance, ribbit...?
>>2701283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0cxrrlT-Eo&t=2354s
>John Mulaney a best
>>2701283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg209CadVQM
>>2701359
>Use legacy Captchas, nobody deserves to suffer like that
>>2701282
I keep it as clean as possible. I like everything to look "gray"
>>2701283
>>2701283
I don't have a waifu chart sadly
>>2701311
It really is silly. I have done worse than that.
>>2701190
But I have been behaving
>>2701283
>Fuck off with your waifu charts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWUWCddcQTY
Should I avafag Fuyuhiko?
>>2701353
Whoa whoa whoa.
I said you're hot!
There's only one gal I think is cute.
>>2701372
>tfw you are a generic anime protag
end me.
>>2701283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wTndUgskZQ
>>2701283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3UGNFUIiV4
>>2701283
>oi oi.
>>2701375
>>2701350
>Chowder
>Guilty Gear
>Draggin' Balls
We already know you have shit taste.
>>2701376
>Kneesocks is nurse-chan
M-muh dick
>>2701388
Shit, forgot music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxziFMyRwDg
>>2701283
Meh.
>>2701283
>>2701395
Then tell me why am I hot.
>>2701283
Just going to post song. I have no Waifu and I have only one character.
https://m.soundcloud.com/samkuzel/doublethink-feb-2014-mix
>>2701283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXQzAApb4WM
>>2701398
That can be arranged
>shouts
''HEY, SNEK-CHAN? DARLING HAD A THREESOME WITH CEREA AND RACHNERA
>>2701283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMpfFciD3bA
>>2701376
Of to Siberia. Getting to hot here
>>2701354
"Yourself" is putting up an act like an idiot?
>>2701366
Well, that's the thing. Our timeline was 'just' different, in a sense.
>She briefly taps on the screen of her thing in her other hand and holds it out
But listen to the voices. They're exactly the same.
>>2701355
>I once had to go through 30 of those just to post once.
>I know your pain. If it gets to bad, try and make it post anyways, it'll give you a "didn't complete the Captcha" message, but it should give you a more manageable one.
>>2701407
Thanks a bunch, Kamina-kun.
>>2701429
ANON I DIDN'T MEAN LITERALLY, HOLY SHIT!
Someone give me a waifu chart template.
>>2701439
get on steam if you're ready to apologize
>>2701429
HE WHAT!?
THOSE STUPID WHORES, I'LL STRANGLE THEM FOR MESSING WITH MY MAN!!
>>2701441
?
>>2701304
Hm, then tell me about you instead. Who are you, mister blowdart?
>>2701332
You didn't go to school in that weird world, right? I don't really see how someone would mock you over your face, considering it looks pretty normal.
And yes, that's exactly what I had in mind. They've stabbed you before, right? They'd probably do it again when you walk around with such an item.
>>2701355
There there, that's fine. Just don't overdo it, okay? I think he's already suffering quite a lot.
>>2701392
Hmm? What's that about? That I called most boys big perverts? That's just how it is.
>>2701441
Yeah, it's called having fun. Have you ever tried it?
>>2701441
>>2701359
>Oops
>>2701283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93rfqKis17Q
>>2701429
Even the daftest mortals would know that's the farthest thing from true.
hope you like the update
HAIL HYDRA!
>>2701391
No kidding. The first Valentine was already a hassle to get rid of, I'd rather not fight them unless I have to.
>>2701444
>>2701461
Time to watch the bloodbath
>>2701470
I guess I am the minority
>>2701444
You'd better start running man, don't worry you're generic and won't be easy to find in a crowd.
>>2701479
Pretty good !
>>2701381
IT'S JUST INK BLOTCHES
>>2701479
Looks fresh enough for me
>>2701479
Looks spectacular, let's begin.
Life is so great without HG.
>>2701424
Combination of factors, really.
Smoothness and tone of your skin, symmetry of your face, your hips and chest in relation to your waist, the size and shape of your breasts, all that stuff.
Your behaviour too, I guess.
>>2701470
hmmm I'll consider it.
>>2701497
And you just fucked it up
>>2701429
I-I would never do something as dishonorable as group sex!
>>2701487
GODDAMN IT, ANON, I'D NEVER DO THAT!
>>2701486
WAY AHEAD OF YOU, BUDDY BOY!
>Runs away
>>2701479
Swap
>>2701213
>>2701282
>>2701481
Nope this is occupied.
>>2701475
>My God
>>2701478
Hello
>>2701479
Alright. Let's get down to business.
>>2701311
you don't understand
the box was literally reimus most loved posession
and she fucking slashed it in two
and reimu is iterally going to wipe the floor with her
>>2701479
Another life, another beginning.
>>2701428
>:^)
>>2701470
Koyomi Araragi, but what else should I tell you? Is there anything else besides my name that you want to know?
>>2701441
They actually sound much younger.
>>2701479
Let's begin
Dubs decide which avafag should commit suicide
>>2701444
>>2701487
YEAH RIGHT!
Daaaarling, honey~! Tell him it isn't true. Tell him it was just some lie those whores started to make me angry.
>>2701283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0NU9IROMgQ
>>2701479
Looks acceptable. I am ready.
>>2701482
Good. You can be smart when you want to.
>>2701507
Nah, I'm just making a short visit.
don't worry I'm not quitting the dream life to ever return here.
>>2701479
Thank you for the game!
>>2701493
>They are 3 digit numbers for me
>>2701523
>Rolling for myself.
>>2701311
>>2701313
>>2701332
>>2701384
We can talk later... If I feel like it.
>>2701512
Thanks, kid. You're one of the good ones.
>>2701523
Can I nominate an anon, cause I'm nominating that one anon that keeps trying to get me killed.
>>2701531
Well of course not, I'd be dead if I did.
>>2701479
All set.
>>2701514
>what?
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1367.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FarpDzL.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1367.jpg")
>>2701523
Rolling for myself.
Which one of y'all are ready to get inked?
>>2701523
kaminigger because he wont apologize to me
>>2701470
I'm not sure myself, but I think it has something to do with my eyes. I've been told they're intimidating. The people I've saved before thought I saved them just to kill them myself because of them.
Stabbing doesn't mean much when you can't die. Sure it hurts like a bitch, but that only lasts for a few minutes before the numbing takes place, and then you feel really, really cold, and then you fade out like the end of a video game.
>>2701479
Looks fine to me. Please make it so I win this time.
>>2701548
Sure! Let me know what the game plan is to get me into the haunted house business.
>>2701560
re-rolling for yourself
>>2701523
Rolling for Kamina.
>>2701549
Do you promise?
shoot the gun, blow the horn
BEGIN
>>2701501
Finally. Someone actually explained why. I will ask these whenever someone calls me cute or hot again.
>>2701537
>While he is preoccupied I take Elly's scythe and hat from him, whistling as I walk away with them.
>>2701560
>>2701566
>Welp.
>>2701523
>rolls for self
Why live in a world where Captain America foils your plot every time?
>>2701566
RIP
>>2701531
>tongue flicker
>>2701575
Pinkey promise, cross my heart.
>>2701577
I'll win again this time
>>2701577
I already know what I'm going to do with it
>>2701577
>squirts Ink Path down
LATER FOOLS
>Swims away
>>2701517
You'd better start arranging Reimu's funeral. I'll be a good distance away, say a couple miles.
>>2701532
It's a blessing. Now, let's get to the fight. >>2701577
>He sprints away.
>>2701577
If only I didn't stay up watching movies, I wouldn't be so tired.
>>2701580
Ask these what?
>>2701521
...Well, I'm an idiot. Of course they are...that was her second incident! I think I've got somethings of her later ones.
>>2701481
What?
>>2701479
Oooh, sleek. Let's do this!
>>2701577
Time for another test run!
>>2701577
Hmmp, time to get out of here.
>>2701566
>>2701484
I'd rather have it be the majority, but considering you've been 'behaving', that's not how you normally are.
>>2701479
Looks like Creepy Izaya is creeping up to me again.
>>2701503
Good, thank you, 'great Eruna-chan'.
Maybe, could it be that you're a little jealous of him? It's fine if you are, but that's not a reason you should make him suffer.
>>2701520
Araragi. Do you have any special powers or talents like most others here do?
>>2701577
I'm... not sure what that is.
Someone give me an empty waifu chart. If you want on it, you'll have to suck my dick.
>>2701577
Fleeing is good too.
>>2701594
>Pinky promise
>brb suicide
>>2701577
Is this what you call "Team Work" guys? Why am I lifting all the heavy stuff?
>>2701577
Can't you just let me leave, host?
>>2701617
kys
>>2701591
>feeds a mouse
>>2701594
Oh! I knew it, I knew you would never do something like that!
>hugs
>>2701621
>Sucks his dick
>>2701594
>Speaks loud enough so others around can hear.
So when are you ganna tell me about that three-way you were so proud about.
>>2701577
>>2701611
Agreed.
>>2701613
I will interrogate them on these what they find the most cute.
>>2701620
Jealous!?
Why would be jealous of him?
>>2701577
Not fleeing, sprinting strategically! Towards my inevitable win!
>>2701559
>You were the emperor and Todd Howard as well. Nice
>>2701577
LETS GO!
>>2701620
What do you mean?
>>2701581
>He notices him trying to take the scythe off his shoulder and promptly turns around and revs up his engine before kicking Kaito in the balls.
>>2701640
Of course I wouldn't...I'd get arrested.
>>2701642
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
>>2701620
Well, yeah I do, but considering the constant cycle of death that we have here, it isn't so special.
>>2701615
They sound and they look different, I don't know what you're trying to proof at this point
>>2701647
>wipes away sweat
>>2701621
someone give this fella the template
>>2701640
>eats a mouse
>happy rattling
>>2701523
Me.
I don't have to rebuild everything that way.
>>2701643
Didn't you listen? It's the combination.
>>2701577
DAY ONE
>>2701667
>
>>2701621
Yo
>>2701509
its okay centaur-chan, i wont ignore you.
>pets
>>2701648
>Not just any Todd Howard. The Real Todd the Godd Howard. Im planning on bringing him back and actually using Benny Goodman.
>>2701689
...
>>2701688
But one must be better than the others.
>>2701689
A map. SWEET! THANK YOU SPONSOR DUDE
>>2701690
Do I look like the kind of man that would do that, I'm Sexually harmless...
>>2701509
Such is Aryan standards
>>2701621
>>2701641
That's pretty fucking gay, fella.
>>2701691
Good man. Now all i need to do is figure out what collection of degenerates deserve a spot on it.
>>2701689
my aim is a bit off today
>>2701689
Alright, Koyomi is the biggest threat to our plan. We must take her out if we are to succeed
>>2701689
What did I ever do to you?!
... Oh wait.
>>2701689
It kind of feels like someone's breathing down my neck, but I can't notice it. It's not the polite thing to do. It'll go away eventually.
>The boy wonders why a snowboard is falling down here too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YuSg4mts9E
>Why does Misogi's MUGEN character fight with giant screws?
>>2701643
So. Guess you haven't found an exit.
>>2701689
Wha-
...
Alright, where the hell is my LP?
>>2701715
I'd do it to get on a chart.
>>2701689
That's nothing new. You're going to have to learn to deal with it like everyone else...
>>2701720
You made me realize that show existed and then I got sad.
>>2701567
What? That sounds kind of creepy.
Not your eyes, the whole getting stabbed thing. How long does it take you to wake back up when this happens? And you do know they can rob everything off you while you're unconscious, right?
>>2701648
You said you have been behaving, so that means you were acting differently than you usually would.
>>2701644
I've been told you're trying to get the attention of girls, so it would make sense for you to be jealous of him stealing it away from you. But don't worry about that, you don't have to push the others down.
>>2701669
Then what is it? Out with it.
I'm a photographer, it can't get any less special in a place like this.
>>2701702
Time for Fallout.
>>2701712
As well as physically. I can break you easy
>>2701729
>That's his gimmick, screws and being generally over powered
>>2701689
All three of us could disappear from these games, what do you say, ladies?
>>2701712
Did he say 3? Oho, I like your style.
>>2701724
dat boi?
>>2701672
...Well, this certainly isn't helping my case. Of all the things for me to not think through....
But their voices in the latest of them should match up at the least, that Yuuka person hasn't changed at all beyond eye color
>>2701471
>Fucking goddammit I did it again sorry.
I've got more important things than "fun" to do.
>>2701704
Objectively or subjectively?
>>2701724
>Aang
>>2701653
>Reflexively drops to my knees in pain.
C-come on man... you may not use yours, but I plan on using mine..
>>2701667
You remember, you said it was like Mr. Bones wild ride, that you kept going at it.
>>2701689
>>2701722
>>2701729
>Because Misogi's weapons are giant screws.
I have after the first day. You were never here for me to tell you.
>>2701743
What if thsi is normal behavior? You saying I am bad?
>>2701737
I know that feel. Getting cancelled in favor of other shows. Truly a fate we didn't deserve
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