MURDEROUS GAMES 130
>FIRST 48?
>PROVIDE A NAME IMAGE ON YOUR APPLICATION
>NO ENTRIES BARRED*
>PREVIOUS WINNERS MAY REQUEST A WINCARD
Here's a collage of some really old winners I was working on. I'll get it up to date eventually.
Sans
>>2698486
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2698486
Ruby Gloom
Carmen Laforet
Supergirl
>>2698486
Boba Fett
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
Bikko
Mii Swordfighter
Uni
Mikan Tsumiki
Baki Hanma
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Nymph
The Player
Eggman-kun
Sliver Queen
Vampy
Casey Neistat
>>2698486
Yin
Sally
Eruna
Josh
Nico
Bob
Benny Goodman
Yukine
Koyomi Araragi
>>2698440
Yeah, you were struggling with them.
>>2698452
... No promises?
>>2698482
I'm willing to bet she would do a lot more than that.
Subaru Natsuki
>>2698451
He seems boring, then you get into a long conversation with him and he reveals his powerlevel
Generic Harem Protag
Ramlethal
Captain Luna
Vriska
>>2698486
Gear
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
Farting Kyoko
the Ghost
Sanae Kochiya
King Kaito
>>2698486
Inkling Girl
These boxes
The Dinkster
>>2698486
Fay D. Flourite
Spike Spiegel
Seth Rollins sucking a dick
Kaga
Circlekerking Jew
Mirai
Noire
REAPING
I could've came earlier if my internet was actually working
>>2698486
Corvo Attano
>>2698480
So you're sick, mentally challenged, and a pirate.
>>2698490
Well, I like knowing who I'm talking to.
>>2698589
Fresh enough for me
>>2698589
>that speed
Wtf?
>>2698586
Hiii, best nep~
>>2698482 (Dangan photo girl)
35 of us failed. There is no need to talk about how we are not the biggest losers.
>>2698542
>>2698493
I'm not upset. You just presented a problem and I presented you a method to fix it.
>>2698592
Wa-Want my spot, anon, no-not like I'm going to win anyway.
>>2698480
>>2698570
Truth be told, I, er, might not be the most reliable source of information for how it all runs now.
>>2698493
>>2698542
That depends on what type of traffic we're talking about.
>>2698535
>>2698561
>She crosses her arms
All my tanks already got names. Sounds more like a ship name, anyhow.
>>2698589
Haha, District 1, movin' on up!
>>2698589
One off!
>>2698605
You input it into hosthelper.
>>2698589
Is this district a joke?
>>2698541
I want to have fun.
>>2698589
Looks good
>>2698482
Don't worry! I've been told I'm thick in the head, the poison will never get to my brain!
>>2698541
No I wasn't! I didn't need need spellcheck!
>>2698589
Ready to deploy.
>>2698579
oy vey
>>2698589
That sure was fast
Let's start
>>2698616
Jokes are supposed to be funny. What's so funny about that district?
>>2698589
Alright, nows the time to make sure I'm ready to die a painful death.
>>2698608
That was a cold-hearted way of telling me to leave, don't you think? If you were smart you would have given me another way to fix it that wasn't so...distasteful.
>>2698610
You know, the one where cars are honking and people are yelling? You get used to it after awhile.
>>2698614
This is bait, please do not.
>>2698589
Looks good
>>2698589
Acceptable. Let's move.
>>2698606
Hello.
>>2698614
Please don't, I don't feel like playing.
>>2698541
And it's totally deserved! Right?
Don't try to hurt people and they won't try to hurt you.
>>2698608
But you did better than 33 of them! And I'm right behind you! You have to think about that too.
>>2698619
I don't think that's how poison works, you should really be more careful.
>>2698475
believe me; if i could stop winnin', i would. but, someone's gotta take a winscreen home, and sadly, they really look cool on the shelf back at home. 'course, i'll try extra hard not to move a bone out there for ya, alright?
still, if you don't find anything or can't, that's alright. 'don'really mind.
Hope ya fools are ready to get inked. Let's do this
>>2698625
Hey Sanae. Someone destroyed Reimu's donation box because she exterminated Elly.
>>2698624
I've got this senpai.
>>2698652
When's the funeral?
>>2698617
At my expenses?
>>2698619
Maybe not, but you need need to not say say some words twice twice.
>>2698646
A-Am I not good enough for you, anon?
>>2698650
>Splashes water on you
>>2698646
You're cute too.
>>2698640
How have you been, qt?
>>2698646
>>2698597
Your words hurt princess.. almost as much as your scrutinizing gaze.
>>2698610
Fair enough then madam, I don't believe I caught your name.
>>2698646
>
>>2698589
>>2698605
thanks
>>2698662
>Squirts ink at you
>>2698605
skill
>>2698614
done
>>2698633
>>2698649
undone
BLOODBATH
>>2698664
>Ruby thinks I'm cute
>>2698646
Any reason?
>>2698632
I considered my options and that turned out as the best one. I don't think it matters if it was mean or not, as long as it was the best option.
>>2698643
It doesn't matter, because that mission was a failure. There isn't much of a difference between Loser #3 and Loser #36.
>>2698646
Flattery won't take you far. You should use a car for that.
>>2698643
It isn't!
I might have called her an idiot few times! But that not an excuse to get violent.
>>2698610
Then make an aquatic tank and name it the stingray! Because that way you can take your new friend with you, what are you going to name him anyway?
>>2698643
What could possibly go wrong?
>>2698658
For emphasis!
>>2698676
thanks aikawa
>>2698681
Good luck everyone, and have a fun time.
>>2698682
>>2698695
>>2698681
>Squirts ink path
LATER FOOLS
>Swims away
>>2698681
Alright, high-fives all around! Let's all do our best out there!
>>2698681
Off we trot
>>2698681
>>2698672
As if I would ever want to stare at you.
>>2698681
>>2698681
$7 redundancies are present this time.
>>2698656
I think she's still in mourning.
>>2698682
Yeah when she couldn't see your face, isn't that kinda sad?
>>2698654
>46.png
Nigger I do remember most of my filenames.... this is 45.
>>2698681
Yes! Six bullets are just enough.
>>2698632
I'm the only person with an engine-powered vehicle in all of where I'm from, as far as I know.
>>2698646
...Right. Whatever.
>>2698650
My Flower Tank can take whatever you can dish out and give it back a hundredfold!
>>2698652
>>2698656
Person who did it's in the current game, actually, got away with nothing but a bounty on her head.
>>2698672
Oh, yeah. Name's Rika, just Rika.
>>2698689
Hey, hey, he aint mine!
>>2698681
Let's GO!
>>2698718
>tfw copied the names straight from yours
OY VEY!
>>2698707
ur cute
>>2698686
Oh come on, you still did pretty good. Maybe if you didn't have to protect me, you would have one!
>>2698691
I don't think you know what that means.
>>2698658
Maybe just a little.
>>2698729
Hey Lambda.
>>2698729
I'll run you over with my paint roller instead
>>2698707
Such cold words princess.
>>2698729
Well Rika, my name is Fay.
>>2698715
I meant the funeral of the one who destroyed that box
>>2698729
I'm sure Reimu will grab this oppertunity
>>2698681
DAY ONE
>>2698703
Get away from me you weirdo in a track suit.
>>2698729
Well I can't exactly take him back the police are already at the aquarium I took him from.
>>2698735
I don't need you to tell me that!
>>2698749
Well, it's true.
>>2698732
http://desustorage.org/trash/thread/2381888/#2382476
Try again fagola
>>2698687
But you also tried to kill me, and this other girl over here attests that you're a liar! Surely you gave her a reason to act like that.
>>2698691
Getting a blowdart in your neck from a perverted guy? I'm sure you can imagine what would happen after that.
>>2698686
I don't think that's the best one, I think that's the laziest one. It doesn't tale a genius to tell another person to leave, but I guess I shouldn't expect that from someone like you.
>>2698729
Seriously? Are you from some kind of foresty area? I can't think of another reason why you'd be the only person with a motorcycle in any other situation.
>>2698754
Don't scream. Screaming will only make this worse for the both of us. Just accept your fate.
>>2698754
It is different to be on the other side for once.
>>2698709
reminder that U DUN FUCKED UP SON
>>2698754
Well, I'm putting mine back to the bank.
>>2698754
I never knew coyotes could be this loyal
>>2698754
C'mon Fay. We can't let the octolings hold you here
>>2698754
Nice work team!
>>2698743
W-Well, just a little wouldn't hurt, r-right?
>>2698754
Your stupidity is going to make us fail!
>>2698754
Canon
>>2698781
translation: woomy
>>2698761
Nigger this is the gif. I posted the png.
>>2698758
Wh-what was that for?! I'm just trying to boost the level of positivity around here. Is that really so bad?
>>2698740
I do! I had English teachers at one point!
>>2698770
I have a +3 to blowdart resistance!
>>2698787
>implying the names differ
>>2698776
It is nothing I am unused to.
>>2698760
I'll keep that in mind then.
>>2698770
Ok, maybe I can't take back what I did with the dart, but you shouldn't believe her!
>>2698747
You can't run over a TANK!
>>2698749
Well, it's a pleasure.
>>2698758
...You're not too bright, are you?
>>2698752
I think she was the one who set it on them. Personally, I'm rooting for the other person, I'm glad she got put down.
>>2698771
More like "technologically backwards". They view it like novelty.
>>2698746
>Yeah. Hi. Since when was I hiding it? I just can't type fast enough to make it not huge.
>>2698754
43 tributes remain.
NIGHT ONE
>>2698738
I even failed my secondary objective about defending you. That round was just a big mess for me.
>>2698754
...I don't know how to chat with someone just like that.
>>2698771
I never stated that I was a genius, so please stop making assumptions. I simply said that I thought it was the best idea
and I also told you to stop talking, not to leave. You should start using your ears and not just your mouth.
Su-su-sudio!
The Master Baiter.
>>2698818
oy vey
>>2698808
Good...
>>2698818
>>2698760
May I have your permission to marry your sister?
>>2698818
We have to meet up later, because I need your assistance at burying something.
>>2698818
It's too big for my fingers, want to trade guns?
>>2698754
Just gotta hop out and check, I think something's stuck in-CRAP!
>>2698818
I'll be there, so don't be late. 8 o' clock sharp.
>>2698817
It won't be a problem for her
>>2698818
That's an interesting...story.
>
>>2698783
As long as you don't mind.
>>2698818
These things are too annoying to sleep on. They are always screaming.
>>2698771
Hey, Natsuki, right?
>>2698820
Don't worry about it, we can't really die in here. Otherwise it would be a rather horrible place. Good luck in your next attempt!
>>2698832
Your butt buddy was here earlier.
>>2698818
Agent 2, Agent 1, I'm sorry. I let the Octarians take you
>>2698817
That's why we have splat bombs. It'll coat your tank in ink
>>2698837
Nigger, all of my avas pmuch dead atm since I lost everything.
>>2698842
No! Not now, not ever!
>>2698855
Who's that?
>>2698805
But did you pass the class?
>>2698850
Hmmm...
Ok, I'll allow it.
>>2698807
you fucked up on a whole nother level
you dont just slice reimus donation box in half
>>2698817
Why would people be against technology? it's wonderful! Don't they realize how great staying home and playing games all night is?
>>2698818
It's not easy being this cute~!
>>2698820
You certainly look like you should be a genius, so sorry for assuming the best of you. I've definitely learned my lesson here.
Do you want me to use sign language? I don't know it very well, but I could try.
>>2698805
I don't think it works like that...
Even if the dart wouldn't take you out, he's still a lot stronger, just because he's a guy.
>>2698809
Why not? She seems a lot more trustworthy than you.
>>2698785
SPIKEU
>>2698818
DAY TWO
Your Waifus is shite
>>2698840
Your face is red again Uni.
>>2698817
The pleasure is mine.
>>2698835
>>2698795
Huh, oh its just you, I meant that in a you do god knows what in your room all day and I don't want to touch your hand, kinda way.
>>2698817
I was smart enough to steal a stingray from an aquarium.
>>2698859
>Not making nametags as a temporary solution
>>2698863
pic related
>>2698862
But we're in love.
>>2698853
Yeah? What is it Koiumi's entire body?
>>2698883
Very nice!
>>2698872
Eggman it's time to wake up. eggman?
>>2698872
I've been in worse situations
>>2698848
She did it right in front of her, too! I almost wish I was as crazy as them.
>>2698856
...And then I'll just blow you up and scrape the paint off.
>>2698869
They think it's just not worth it, compared to magic. I'll show all of 'em.
>>2698880
But dumb enough to do that at all....
>>2698877
What brings someone like you here, anyways?
>>2698872
GET INKED SANAE!
>>2698886
I developed your picture. The one with the tuxedo.
Wanna see?
>>2698902
Celebrate for now, but I'll be back
>>2698875
They are perfect, shut up.
>>2698882
>implying I want to arr peee
>>2698853
I had no intentions to worry about anyway. It's in the past, but good luck to you. I will have to repay your kindness one day,
so if someone messes with you, just tell it to me and I'll put them in a really cold place.
>>2698869
I don't care.
>>2698872
When I get out of here I will take my revenge, but only after I took a shower.
>>2698872
38 tributes remain.
NIGHT TWO
>>2698871
You've got to be kidding me, she's a liar and an idiot, so she's a terrible liar.
>>2698884
Fuck off, Dach.
>>2698868
It is hardly the worst thing I have done from a moral standpoint. I am expecting to from that. Another person wanting to kill me is nothing new
>>2698872
How handicapped is she?.
>>2698901
Look here miss, there's a reason why us inklings won the Great Turf War against the Octarians. It's because we're tough
>>2698866
Yeah! And my teacher was really eager about it!
>>2698871
None would dare touch the great Eruna-chan!
>>2698872
Very funny. You can untie me now. This jokes already over with.
>>2698880
>he pats your back
Don't worry my friend, I wash my hands before I come here!
>>2698901
So you live in a magical world too, huh? Isn't it just the best?
>>2698908
Sure! I wanna see just how dashing I truly am!
>>2698901
I'm a traveler, I tend to go from world to world.
>>2698901
There's a fine line between crazy, and foolish
>>2698920
Now it's my time. Just stand still for a second.
>>2698920
oh boy, I must have the largest one, I don't really need it to be this big.
>>2698920
Hope you enjoy tasting ink Nymph
>>2698920
It is not going to happen. End of discussion.
Hello comrades
>>2698877
Is not, stupid!
>>2698885
As if my sister would love a degenerate like you!
>>2698913
Pfft details. Now go and make new hga on .pl
>>2698919
Geez, you really are cold. Are you afraid of making friends too?
>>2698920
That's not fair, they have a huge worm on their side! I demand a redo!
>>2698901
Hey! I got you a stingray, that's a pretty cool gift, but if you don't want him I'll give him to the weirdo tracksuit guy.
>>2698933
>Checks my back for any sort of paper.
Yeah sure, so what's your agenda for today?
>>2698920
DAY THREE
>>2698920
>>2698940
No! I am going to have the highest bounty and I'm not standing still for you!
>>2698929
He must have been happy that he could finally get rid of you.
>>2698959
that's Hoshi's job pham.
Immediately he is overconfident and eager to assist those needing help. Willing to lie if necessary. Approaches and makes assumptions yet shocked and meek when rejected socially. Easily excited and shows off what is deemed interesting by him. Easily bossed around by dismissive brother, but seems to not care, denying brother’s control. Confident, to hide insecurities.
Optimistic, extroverted externally yet often anxious and eager to impress. Loves adventure. Can lose temper when under pressure yet usually very upbeat. Trusting of people. Fears losing those closest. Guilty about a growing sense of disdain to a brother he feels inferior to. Very romanticising of the world around him, can be childish in the sense of easily impressed or feels his world is collapsing when something bad happens.
Large family, grows attached to friends easily.
>>2698958
W-What makes you think I'm a degenerate? It's not like I'm a pervert or something like that...
>>2698969
You grab the gun, aim it, and pull the trigger, but only do that for emergencies only.
>>2698954
How's it going army guy?
>>2698961
I plan on doing absolutely nothing! That's the only thing a guy like me can do!
>>2698969
The important thing is that you tried, you wor-...horse that tried its hardest.
>>2698969
Why would I duel a skeleton? He's all skin and...errr, just bones.
>>2698933
H-here it is.
...Well? How do you feel about it?
>>2698925
Never heard of it, but if ink's the best weapon in your arsenal, you're outclassed.
>>2698933
Hmpf. They undervalue science.
>>2698934
Huh...I hadn't even contemplated willing travel between them as feasible.
>>2698939
Oh, for sure. Even when I blew the shrine up a good while ago I made sure I didn't touch the box.
>>2698961
...Who? And sure. I already told you, I got important things to do!
>She waves the bare popsicle stick around dramatically
>>2698954
Afternoon.
>>2698922
yeah but reimu will literally fuck you up big time though
Just stopped in to say hey and that Captain America was pretty good, you should go see it if you're into that type of stuff.
Make sure to upboat my blogpost.
Goodnight.
>>2698977
>implying i want bag of cancer to claim it
>>2698984
Small problem.
No hands.
>>2698958
Alright then Uni, well I'll leave you be for now something has come up. I'll be back later.
>>2698992
It is quite simple actually
>2698996
It was good, ye
>>2698996
night dach
>>2698974
He was super happy about me passing! I bet your teachers didn't care about you!
>>2698960
I never said that, but I'm sure that I already mentioned that you shouldn't make assumptions.
>>2698969
Why? I don't remember her doing anything.
>>2698973
You're just making my job harder, but I don't care. Your eliminations's been decided the moment you entered the game.
>>2698969
ARENA EVENT
>>2699007
oh.
can you levitate it?
>>2698969
I have no idea who this person is.
>>2698994
I am also expecting that. I already fulfilled my purpose to Mother. She and others won't care if I was killed.
>>2698991
...Why's it in black and white?
>>2698992
You know, the more I think about it, the more I've realized that's how my world is too, at least the magical one. You've got all kinds of weirdos and magic, but not engines or motorcycles. It's actually kind of weird how threatened they are by it.
>>2698985
Hey, you want this cool stingray?
>Points at the stingray swimming in my hair.
>>2698992
Well alright if you say so.
>Walks away with the stringray in tow.
>>2698994
seconded, even Reimu is a bit stronger than me.
>>2698992
Why do you youkai always target that shrine, she's not getting that many visitors as it is.
>>2698985
Good my friend
>>2698991
Hello comrade
>>2698992
Afternoon
>>2699024
F to all those lost souls.
>>2698983
Except you clearly are.
>>2699009
...Goodbye.
>>2699024
I was defeated by the wind. It gave me more challenge than any of the other people in there.
>>2699017
They don't need to worry about me.
>>2699024
All you need to do is float up to avoid it.
>>2699024
>>2699040
Hmm. Is this a custom here? Praying for the lost souls fallen in battle?
>>2699024
Ah man, some twister. I landed on something soft. Hey, what's this red stuff on my fingers? Did I land on a red ink balloon?
>>2699048
Because they're too busy worrying about everyone around you.
>>2699024
17 tributes remain.
NIGHT THREE
>>2699020
Can't you take that as a compliment like a normal person?
>>2699029
How on earth did that get up there, and how long have you been hiding that thing!?
>>2699035
Hey, make sure you do your job here. I feel like you should have a close eye on some of these guys.
>>2699009
Really? Do tell!
>She quickly fetches a notebook and pencil
>>2699028
They aren't so much afraid of it as...dismissive.
>>2699029
>She shakes her head
Of all the weird things....
>>2699031
Youkai? Lady, I am one-hundred percent human and proud of it! No magic, just grit, elbow grease, and a great big tank!
>>2699035
You always walk around head-to-toe in body armor?
>>2699025
Nah, I'm a ghost, not psychic.
I can hold it with my tongue, but pulling the trigger is pretty hard.
>>2699060
....
>>2699070
Ro-Robbed? ju-just my luck...
>>2699070
My heart. Argh....that wasn't a balloon I landed on
