HG thread
Hungary Garry.
>>2662919
I'm sure you don't Yukine-kun.
>>2662899
...Ok, they might be more than four people, but why don't you tell me who these girls are?
>>2662907
Well, just Shinobu, most of the time.
>>2662920
What is it now?
>>2662929
NO YOU GODDAMN IDIOT, I JUST WANT YOUR HELP FOLLOWING THROUGH ON YOUR SUGGESTION!
>>2662947
I can't name them, but I know the type of person you are.
>>2662938
Well then you're right...
>>2662956
That was sarcastic, but whatever.
kys
>>2662953
Can't buddies say hi to each other?
>>2662955
So you're just making assumptions, don't you know what people say about that?
>>2662953
My help isn't free, you insufferable insect. Perhaps you should have remembered this before your childish outbursts.
>>2662977
I consider a candy imp more of a "buddy" than I do you.
>>2662990
Doesn't matter, you already proved I'm right.
But what do they say about them?
>>2662993
Does it look like I carry around candy?
>>2662996
Now that's just cold, why you gotta hurt my feelings like that?
>>2663002
What did I do to prove you right?!
... Anyway, when you assume, you make an ass of you and me.
>>2663008
Hmmm... For you, I demand a much higher price than that.
>>2663015
You hurt my everything just being around me.
>>2662963
Shut up... it's true...
>>2663026
If my heroing is not good enough for you, then what is?
>>2663022
It's not my fault you're always making an ass out of yourself, Araragi-san.
>>2663037
Do you really want me to shutup?
>>2663034
Oh man, I'm normally kidding, but god that one hurt, right now the demon is looking nicer than you.
>>2663046
It is when you call me out for things I haven't done.
>>2662947
Well Shinobu is my sister in a way. So share the love.
>>2663054
I didn't call you out for something you did, but for who you are.
Wait, what DID you do with all these girls you talk to?
>>2663039
>She snickers.
There's no fun in just telling you.
It would be far more entertaining to continuously shoot down your failed attempts at appeasing me.
>>2663034
We posting Lennys now? Could someone tell me who this one is?
>>2663052
I won't try to read your mind or extort you for candy.
>>2663039
A heroing then
>>2663061
Y-You want me to pat your head? Really?
>>2663063
Wha- T-Talk to them of course, nothing more.
>>2663084
So I WAS right.
>>2663069
You wouldn't have to, I speak my mind and I give out ice cream and tea, but I think that demon is after your horn if you get my meaning.
>Snickers to myself.
>>2663064
I will never get it otherwise.
>>2663065
(That is Save the World.)
>>2663095
That's the point, you fool.
>>2663091
No! You're wrong!
>>2663109
When you talk like that, you sound just like Yukine-kun.
>>2663065
>Filename
>>2663095
From which anime?
>>2663084
If you're not afraid of me biting or cutting you to ribbons.
>>2663092
But I don't have horns or other otherwordly-limbs.
>>2663073
What?
>>2663123
(Space Patrol Luluco.)
>>2663103
But you just told me to stay away from relationships, so I'm seeking help for the advice YOU gave me.
>>2663113
We might just have a lot in common.
>>2663124
I'll take my chances!
>
>>2663133
And my advice is not free.
Do you wish to go on forever like this? You are nothing but a mere mortal, after all.
>>2663136
See? That wasn't so bad.
>>2663136
Wit him? Maybe.
>>2663144
>
>fuck this shitty webm
>>2663141
Excuse me? Can I help you?
>>2663143
What are you going to do, take it back?
>>2663169
I was impersonating a starfish.
>>2663164
Quality camera work right there
>>2663155
You say it like it's something bad, what are you thinking about, huh?
>>2663133
Otherworldly limb, I suppose she'd call it that if she ever got it.
>The snickers turn to full on laughter at this point.
>>2663183
Okay. Why?
>>2663190
What are you on about?
>>2663169
Consider all the ignorant, stupid things you've done during the entire time we've known eachother as payment for that one and only piece of advice.
Greetings, combatants.
>>2663196
It's fun.
>>2663201
Why hello.
>>2663186
>blame the germans
you worked on your games today right an- oh fuck it
Oh god, i'm gonna meme
>>2663164
>nice
>>2663217
I actually did
>>2663200
All of it?
>>2663208
Could you do that somewhere else, away from me?
>>2663219
>tfw friend is insulting my waifu
SHE DOES NOT BELONG IN THE TRASH, FUCK RNG.
>memes
>>2663196
Alright ok I-I'm done, so she's just messing with you, you should probably ignore her 'advice' at this point, I mean what good ever came from trusting a demon?
>>2663213
I always do!
>>2663234
Alright.
>>2663234
Correct.
Threadly reminder
>>2663219
>Ahmed Ahmed
>Fahim Islam
>Anrul Islam
How retarded are bbc? Why do they believe their bullshit?
>>2663271
If I have to live in a dumpster to be with her, I shall.
>>2663201
.............
>>2663280
>Ahmed Ahmed
I'm going to avafag Ahmed Ahmed, where can I learn more about him
>>2663250
I must apologize for my buddy, he is just uh ahh... Inconsiderate of other people's feelings.
>>2663237
Fukawa would be great if she wasn't batshit insane and paranoid.
>>2663290
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-36205411
>>2663228
>Bolin is the only person left working on his HG games
Jesus fucking christ.
>>2663270
>He scoots the girl over and proceeds to going back to what he was originally doing.
>>2663250
Why would you reward someone for smashing you? I didn't think physical violence would ever warrant a reward.
>>2663242
Too late I think, I already kissed it.
>>2663298
It's no problem, everyone needs some space, oh and hello there.
>>2663208
You are wearing a hat.
>>2663289
You seem to have a cold.
>>2663220
>>2663144
Well, of course it wasn't bad, why would it be?
>>2663310
You have reached a new level of...ignorance.
>>2663310
It's like poetry.
>>2663311
Eh?
>>2663304
>that's the good part.
>>2663321
Why yes, yes I am.
Selam Aleykum friends, I am friendly muslim neighbour Aghmed Aghmed
>>2663326
You're a faggot tharja. You killed Sanji.
>>2663188
That you both are huge perverts. Wh-what did you think I was thinking about?
>>2663321
If i do suffer from ailment, i have failed to notice. Or maybe it's a way of...noticing how i lack the ability to feel sick?
>>2663332
For what reason?
>>2663310
I'm making a 360 event game, all custom and no cringy shit tier events. Expect it in a week or so, depending on how lazy I am.
>>2663332
No way.
>>2663335
Inshallah!
>>2663311
Well just take everything she says with a grain of salt.
>>2663315
And hello to you as well, I am your highness King Kaito, or just Kaito please.
>>2663332
I moved you a comfortable position away from me so you can continue your annoying activity way from me!
>>2663217
I'm going to maybe create a Splatoon themed Hunger Games
>>2663375
>360 events in one week
lol
>>2663350
That exactly, so I can't say I'm surprised.
>>2663400
>implying that's hard
>>2663385
I know what I am doing, Kaito.
>>2663366
Because I like hats.
>>2663385
Kaito, do you want some tea?
>>2663386
Oh alright, do you want tea?
>>2663365
You were encased in ice moments ago.
Dubs
>>2663345
Someone else did it this...time.
>>2663421
Of course it isn't hard if they're all shit tier events.
>>2663400
That's like 1 a minute for an hour a day
He already spends every waking minute here
>>2663400
Fucking ez. 45 events for every non-fatal sector and one Arena, 60 for fatal, I could do that easily. Also:
>or so
>>2663435
So it were. Yet i feel the touch of ice the same as the warmth of a thousand suns on my skin - nothing at all.
>>2663427
You say that, but I'll be keeping an eye out for you..
>>2663433
Why yes, some tea would be lovely.
>>2663452
>he already spends every waking minute here
n-no u.
I don't have anything to do apart from this anon. My friends live across the town and even if I did go to see them a lot my autism makes me dislike hanging out with people, so I'm left with HG.
>>2663455
Sure thing.
See you in one week then big boy.
>>2663433
No. Why this one?
>>2663469
Then why free yourself of it?
>>2663402
Can you really blame me?
>>2663455
>making more fatal than non fatal
>>2663485
>big boy
For you.
>>2663498
That's the standard programming, right? Should I make it even?
>>2663481
YOUR COUNTRY IS THE SIZE OF MY FUCKING BACKYARD
Go play with your friends
>>2663493
Of course not, perverts might be the only thing on your mind.
>>2663510
I-it is not!
>>2663470
>hands a cup of green tea
watch out, it's hot, it might burn your tongue.
>>2663486
Hm? it's a hat I owned, I thought it would be nice to wear.
>>2663500
Non fatal appear way more than the fatals so you should have more of them
Also contrary to popular belief having more fatals wont make the simulator select more fatal events
>>2663514
You're a terrible liar, Christina, just as bad as me.
>>2663486
I free myself from my slumber in the hopes..of finding something. And someone.
....You do not fear me? Or try to murder me? Maybe you don't know who i am? Or what i was capable off?
....I should be grateful for that..If i knew how to.
>>2663433
>He walks over to you.
Tea?
>>2663470
P-Please don't.
So, next games when?
>>2663526
Lying is not a good thing to do.
>>2663533
Yes, green tea to be exact, I thought it would be nice to bring some for people here.
>>2663517
>Gingerly takes the cup from her hands.
Thank you, but you needn't worry.
>>2663533
too late, the contract is sealed.
Evens watch gundam
Odds work on games
Dubs host
>>2663557
Rolling dubs for you to kys
Roll call, give me some UID
>>2663505
That's a big backyard. I also feel really uncomfortable showing up at my friend's house, so I don't, and there was an incident not too long ago that makes it even more awkward
>>2663524
Yeah I know that, it's the same odds no matter what. I'll split it even. 320 events I guess
>>2663561
no u
>>2663551
Not even if you're caught in the act and say the truth right after?
>>2663517
It appears similar to the one of the humanoid cephalopod.
>>2663528
We fear nothing. Neither do we feel hate towards you. There is no need for us to end your life, unless it benefits our kin.
>>2663579
The fact is that you still lied.
>>2663553
Sure. I have not had anything worthwhile in terms of cuisine since I have arrived here.
>>2663554
I'm serious. I don't need you stalking me.
>>2663577
Oh snap
>>2663562
Present
>>2663562
nigger
im rubbing my ass against the tables corner and it feels good as shit
>>2663591
I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about any "humanoid cephalopod".
>>2663602
>hands a cup of green tea.
It's hot, so do be caution with it.
>>2663602
I've thought I made it clear that I already was? Guess your senses aren't as sharp as they could be.
Mid-thread entry
>Looking like 24 again
>>2663628
Wiggins
Booting...
Systems Check: Operational
Battery Levels: Fully Charged
'Hello World!'
>>2663599
So wouldn't telling the truth right after cancel the lie? And they would know it was a lie all along.
Help!, some guy is rubbing his ass against me!
>>2663526
Y-you can't prove that I'm a liar, unlike I already proved that you are.
>>2663628
Rick Grimes
>>2663628
Ryuuko
>>2663554
Enjoy.
>>2663628
Tsumugi
>>2663628
Bikko
>>2663628
Kurisu
>>2663628
nymph
>>2663628
Ruri Ninjabayashi
>>2663628
Koyomi Araragi
>>2663628
Sanae Kochiya
>>2663628
Lapis fucking Lazuli
>>2663628
Vriska
>>2663628
Yin (missing out on the Loud House)
>>2663628
Ramlethal Valentine
>>2663628
Lenny
>>2663628
Aiko Tanaka
>>2663628
Mokou's Lover
>>2663628
Vampy
>>2663635
A lie is a lie Arararagi.
>>2663628
Casey Neistat
>>2663628
Eggman-kun
>>2663628
Hungry hungry Gogo
>>2663628
Inkling Girl
>>2663591
.....You think somewhat similar to the humans in my realm..barring the Prince of Flames.
Would you abuse my power to further enhance your own ambition?
>>2663636
You're gettin posted up! Get your forearm on his lower back, lower your hips, don't let him push you!
>>2663628
These boxes
>>2663628
Akane-chan
>>2663628
Iida Tenya
>>2663624
Thank you, Miss...
>>2663627
I'm going to tell the demon on you.
>>2663628
Idenn
>>2663669
CAN YOU FUCKING NOT? SHE TRIGGERS THE FUCK OUT OF ME.
>>2663628
Naoki Miki
>>2663637
But I can, did you forget what I said about listening to your heartbeat? Here, let me get a bit closer.
>>2663672
Alright, I get it... No more lies as long as I can keep myself under control.
>>2663628
Sliver Queen
>>2663624
The one you would call squidgirl.
>>2663707
Nice RP
>>2663707
YOU WOULDN'T LIE NOW, WOULD YOU PUNPUN?
>>2663628
Lord Beerus
![hello-punpun[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/KTSmlY5.png "hello-punpun[1].png")
>>2663669
>>2663707
>>2663714
Who? I don't know anyone by that name.
>>2663643
>Taking sips in between conversation.
It is quite refreshing, thank you.
>>2663695
Tell her what, that you have a guardian angel? This is for your benefit not mine.
>>2663722
>>2663724
I want to fucking die.
>>2663633
You there! Quit wearing indecent clothing!
>>2663685
Use.
>>2663734
The one that was standing behind you.
>>2663730
>kek
>>2663750
You too. Stay fresh my pal
>>2663744
I can kill you, if you want.
>>2663710
Don't even think about it.
>>2663741
That you are stalking me!
>>2663710
I don't personally have a problem with it. But others might, where I'm from if you told one too many lies you would have your tongue cut out.
Roll calls are important.
>5 more
>>2663768
I don't need to touch it, just get really, really close.
>>2663754
...I do not see the difference between use and abuse....Forgive me for asking the next question..but how can i find the means to...''feel'' like a normal creature again?
>>2663741
If you don't mind me asking, what do you do here?
>>2663754
No one was behind me, I don't know anything about this.
>are you talking about this image?>>2663208
>>2663791
San
>>2663791
Adachi
>>2663791
Colonel Sanders
Hitler's lazy cat.
>>2663769
I wouldn't say stalking, I'd say, watching out for your well being.
>>2663791
King Kaito
>>2663763
>I don't want to play anymore. The story really triggers the fuck out of me.
>>2663812
Kaga
>>2663818
You do realize that I can protect myself, right? I'm not an ordinary person.
>>2663811
>throws cabbage
>>2663795
You already said you can't read heartbeats, you just want to get near my chest.
>>2663840
Looks good.
>>2663839
Don't you use voilence, please.
>>2663840
Looks go-
>>2663841
>eats
>>2663840
Looks fresh enough
>>2663780
Is your world stuck in the 15th century?
>>2663840
Looks alright to me.
>>2663820
>fiiine.
>>2663840
...I can win this.
Can I invade?
>>2663840
I think I am hallucinating, my district looks grotesque.
>>2663840
Let's start
>>2663840
All set.
>>2663871
Pretty much.
>>2663791
The powerhouse of the cell
>>2663840
Proceed.
>>2663887
>flips skirt
>>2663890
MITOCHONDRIA
>>2663867
I was not inciting violence, I was only notifying him that I have power.
>>2663852
I already learned how, if it beats to fast, you're lying, so come on, let's get done with it.
>>2663887
Ok, definitelly no lying in there, or anything fun for that matter.
>>2663892
But who took the pizza?!
>>2663876
No one is stopping you, I guess.
>>2663892
If you wanted it so bad you could have just asked for it.
>>2663892
Well that will be useful...
>>2663876
Kurisu, meet Araragi. Araragi, meet Kurisu.
>>2663906
>>2663892
Someone will need this sooner or later.
>>2663892
>>2663892
It appears that it is too late for an exchange. A sudden twist in my plan.
>>2663890
>>2663892
shheeeeiiiiittttt
>>2663897
Yeah thas me senpai
>>2663839
You're very niave though, which you need to work on if you are going to keep taking advice from demons.
>>2663892
This should be useful, though I hope I never have to use it.
>>2663913
Kurisu? I'm not Kurisu, you're Kurisu. I'm Christina.
>>2663921
best avatar ever
>>2663913
Don't try to use your time traveling-paradox shenanigansto get out of this.
>>2663929
Sure, nice to see you again, Christina. Other side treating you well?
>>2663940
I'm not trying to get out of anything, she's really nice, she might even get you a drink.
>>2663935
Thanks you
>>2663923
If the demon really wanted to physically harm me, it would have done so already.
>>2663952
But there's something wrong with her, she likes being called Christina, I only call you that to annoy you, what would be the point if she doesn't get mad?
>>2663952
Of course it's not treating me well, Kurisu. I need to get out, but I can't escape.
>>2663940
Kurisu is silly. She is the nicest one here.
>>2663748
Does not compute.
>>2663985
She's the nicest one?! Does that mean you're a horrible monster or something?!
>>2663748
>>2664005
He wants you to get naked.
>>2664015
Oh.
Thanks for hosting.
