Zootopia thread: Fox Dick edition.
http://pastebin.com/B4CdMR6f
First for interspecies relationships!
feline master race
ZAP THE PREDS
SPECIES WAR NOW
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-J
Sexy fox reporting in.
>>2645150
reposting hella cool nick
Suddenly fox dick
So fellow mammals, what are you, and what is the worst type of animal?
SELECT YOUR CHARACTER
>>2645790
There should still be a list of /trash/'s mammals floating around.
The lone squirrel reporting in.
>>2645790
Lion here.
Literally the king. OTHER SPECIES BTFO
>>2645796
HEAVEN OR HELL!
3!
2!
LETS ROCK!
>>2645790
According to my family, who have all seen this movie, we're tigers. Majority vote. Worst type? Sheep, obviously. Damn Nazi's.
>>2645790
Silver fox
> worst type of animal
snakes
>>2645790
Hyena, naturally.
And the worst animal. Well, that's hard choice. Probably bunnies because they're too sexy.
Has there been any new mrs.wilde porn lately? I NEED IT. Any artist. Last I saw was the suni milf pic
Fox dick, you say?
>>2645810
Can this humble tiger service the king?
I'll make it good, I promise.
>>2645810
you got my vote mister mayor
>>2645790
I'm a human who doesn't do weird furry roleplay on imageboards.
>>2645790
A Lynx, evidently. They're pretty cool.
>>2645729
ALRIGHT EVERYONE
HANDS UP!
POST YOUR FAVORITE FANFICS
also, explain your choice if you're feeling sassy.
>>2645790
Otter reporting in
>>2645855
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6202369
"Baby you don't have to rush," probably the best coffee shop AU I've ever read. It's amazing. No smut, but I love it.
>>2645840
Who is this artist?
Gee, I sure wish they'd S͈̠͍ͦ̽̍I̶̢̬̣̖̜̫͎ͭ͋͐G̶̙̜̟̥̫͈̠̔̿̐̓̍ͥ͒ͪ̓͡ͅṊ̷̵͎̤̫͉̺̫̑̇͛̎̂͢ ̡̲̦̘͗ͫͧ̓͂ͤ͆̀I̹̮̩̟̞̞̬̲ͬ̌̊̔́͟͞Ṭ͎̯̤͖̻̇̓͊͗̔
>>2645810
Lion too! high paw!
>>2645783
Eyy, you're back!
You keep doing you, Zhan.
>>2642977
Huh, I just realized their attire is similar to Judy's. The elephant is using the exact same uniform, right down to the kneepads.
Judy confirmed for TUSK operative.
>>2645749
They're wrong. So wrong! A big smelly pred trying to overpower and dominate meek prey shouldn't be allowed!
>>2645763
You'll never get to see it, fox! Never!
>>2645785
Only so I can smack it and tell its owner how much I can't stand fox dicks!
>>2645828
Girl bunnies, you silly pred. Not that you'll ever get to experience one because we can't stand you!
Predators are for raping/milking
And that is final
>>2645956
>>2645945
>>2645933
>>2645921
I really like this artist
>>2645968
(Ewe)
>>2645974
I really like you.
>>2645855
Intake. It's in the pastebin.
It's very well written. There's clear character progression, the world is interesting, it's a unique perspective, easy to read, actually finished.
When you're done you can actually go back and see how Nick has progressed as a character and why.
Like I said, it's only 10k words, but you can read it in like 20 minutes, and it's well written .
>>2645975
I have to admit, I've also never heard that noise before.
>>2645970
>>2646005
Anon....i didn't know.
>>2645855
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6523459/chapters/14923558
Dreams of Steel and Bone
Fucking spot-on characterization and a more plot-oriented story than most. Also, a shit-ton of Terry Pratchett Discworld references, but the story gets by on its own if you don't into Discworld.
And the WlideHopps shipping is god-tier slow-burn.
>>2645154
bat person eating banana
>>2646025
>>2646021
I have, it's an actual angry rabbit noise.
>>2645790
Skunk, here as always. Stop spreading nasty rumors that we stink, guys.
CARROT DAYS ARE HERE
ENJOY THE AMENITIES
RIDE THE RIDES
PLAY THE GAMES
>>2646043
>shit-ton of Terry Pratchett Discworld references
Good ones or heavy handed namedrops?
>>2645932
You're right, predators shouldn't take advantage of prey species. We should help them.
Like you could show everyone just how easy it is to avoid being tempted by predator dicks by being surrounded by them.
>>2645932
>They're wrong. So wrong! A big smelly pred trying to overpower and dominate meek prey shouldn't be allowed!
it could be the other way around if you wanted
also
>Only so I can smack it and tell its owner how much I can't stand fox dicks!
you see them everyday and dream of touching them. i'm sorry little bunny you clearly want fox dick
>>2645849
Yiff in hell skinfag
>>2646068
Were they going for something like this? I think I just represented it differently in my mind:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYzRlKtkDR4
>>2646092
WHAT DID SHE DO ON HER 16TH
>>2646092
The fun thing is with him blushing, it's hard to tell which way around it is.
Okay, question: how do you guys think Zootopia handles mammals like skunks, who have chemicals and glands for defense?
>>2646045
>be a bat in Zootopia
>other mammals keep trying to feed you bananas, with lecherous looks on their faces.
>>2646092
>>bouncing
>>bunny sex
My sides
>>2646140
>The fun thing is with him blushing, it's hard to tell which way around it is.
Except they're bunnies, soooo... pretty clearly which way they bounce.
Would you rather be a TimberQt or a CheetahQt (not a fatfuck)?
>>2646092
*looks at my sides as they lauch into orbit*
>>2646139
Considering rabbits are ready to go at it at 2-3 months...
I'm guessing their modern culture will have a lot of progressive methods to teach kids to cope, especially living so close with only siblings around.
>>2646095
Don't tell me what to do pred, I'm a free bunny! If I decide to lay down here surrounded by preds it's because I want to and not because you suggested!
>>2646114
Only to put foxes in their place! We're not foxholes! We're not!!
>>2646092
>gekkerson
Weaver marry me, please.
>I had one at my 16th, too.
hoo boy...
love it, though i've taken your nick to have had more of a "FUCK YEAH" reaction to what you possibly implied.
>>2645900
would you want your name on that?
>>2646092
>not calling it a bounce castle
>>2646092
>Gekkerson
>that implication that Judy got lewdy on her 16th
I don't know what I expected, but what I got was great.
>>2646027
Its ok , now you know.......
>>2646168
>Predator gets in a bounce house
>Put a hole in it with claws
At last I truly see
>>2646092
Gekkerson? Explain please.
>>2645790
Bat
Fucking birds always stepping up on my shit. Stupid uncivilized shitheads.
>>2646202
Well do you want to...g-go on a date?
>>2646093
There are offhand references to Snapcase, a former mayor that went nuts
There's a character that's basically Vetinari in demeanor (so far)
Moles = dwarves in spirit but it's not a straight bridge
That's all off the top of my head (and in the author's notes)
It keeps it unobtrusive enough that you wouldn't notice if you didn't do Discworld, but not in your face enough to be annoying if you do.
>>2646092
Why does everyone get this wrong? It's a bouncy castle.
>>2645846
Has there been new lewds of this panther? she's hot as fuck. Snow leopard, too
>>2646212
CUTE
>>2646209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1wXjuPXPBQ
This is gekkering
>>2646209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1wXjuPXPBQ
Thank you for giving me reason to post this again.
>>2646186
YES
I'd also like to be able to draw that well. Think of the autismbucks you could make on porn commissions!
Boy I'm glad I didn't go with my initial draft then
>>2646209
Courtesy of the Poppy threads on /co/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1wXjuPXPBQ
Clubhouse Timothy
>>2646261
>I think I had one at my 12th, too
>I think I had one at my 12th
>at my 12th
>12th
WEAVER NO
>>2646261
>>2646261
what's the differenc-WEAVER NO
>>2646184
Exactly, it's not because of us, you're too strong for that. It's because you want to put us all in our place, by showing us how we have no power over you.
>>2646251
>>2646252
>>2646265
top gek
But for real, "Bounce House" as a place for bunnies to get naughty is a really fun term.
>>2646287
We gekked too hard
>>2646261
bullet dodged.
>>2646242
Thank you. Considering we look like shaved scrotum, I'll take every compliment I can get.
inb4 bunny fag "thats our word"
>>2646212
>>2646045
bats are cute as fug, nice jobs
and this probably won't be finished for a couple hours. I think I'll line and color this one too since I've put a decent amount of time into it already
>>2646261
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!
>>2646218
Of course, but do have any ideas where?
>>2646348
Keep it coming, BB.
>>2645790
I ended up getting a badger, and clearly the worst species of mammal are donkeys.
>>2646218
>>2646371
get a room you two.
>>2646371
We can go watch Zootopia. It will be just the two of us!
>>2646256
this is how im gonna pay for college
>>2646348
Ayyyyy
Thanks for including the ear tug, it's adorable
>>2645790
I'm a jackal. Worst animal would probably be a platypus. If there's any dirty hybrid it's that.
>>2646412
>platypuses
Can we all agree that they are worst species?
>>2646412
Platypus's are gods joke to the world.
>>2645790
fox
>unfortunately.
>2645790
I am A marten, hello
And man just
I can't handle shrews
Too short, I don't want to step on them
>>2646447
that pred guilt
>>2645790
If I had to chooce I would either go for dwarf rabbit or wolf. I can't chooce
>>2646286
That's right! I'm not afraid of foxes. No matter how many fox dicks I see they have no power over me. I can look at them and that fox knows this is one bunny he can't intimidate!
>>2646430
>>2646434
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT PLATYPI YOU FAGGOTS
I BET YOU'RE SOME SHITTY HOOF HAVING MONSTROSITY WHO EVERYTHING HAS TO BE SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO ACCOMMODATE YOUR LACK OF BASIC FUCKING DEXTERITY
DIE HOOVED SCUM DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
>>2646474
Do you two wanna take your RPing to F-List or something?
I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass to hear Judy fart through a walkie talkie.
>>2646483
Nigguh I'm a dragon.
Although I'd be a rabbit in Zootropolis.
>>2645855
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6413431/chapters/14682178
Water Under the Bridge is one of the better crime-stories our there. The characterizations are spot-on perfect and the banter is some of the best written I've ever read. It's so fucking real, there's at least three or four laugh out loud moments in this fic.
A possible con might be that there's not a whole lot of shipping. Like, if >>2646043 thinks that's a slow burn, they don't even know. The fic is ~40k (also this shit is long) and Nick and Judy are just getting to the 'mutually attracted' and 'possibly more than friends' stage. So if you want quick cute, it might not be for you.
Another possible con is your opinion on OCs. There's a few in this fic, villians specifically, and they're given a lot of development. They don't overshadow the CCs imo, and actually complement them in terms of how the story plays out. But some people just don't like OCs so it warrants a mention.
But check it out, it's worth the time it'll take to read.
>>2646497
everyone else is rping as animals too, anon
>>2646520
Is there a process you'd go through to verify it will be her fart?
Or would you undrag your dick if you find out it isn't?
How does this work man.
>>2646092
sorry if I'm being dense here but I don't really get the joke. I know there are lewd implications, but what are they? Is 'bounce house' bunny code for sex party?
All this RPing as animals shit is really weird and furry and makes me uncomfortable. You guys are taking it a little too far.
>>2646462
feels bad man
>>2646578
Bunnies bounce.
Bunnies also have lots of sex.
A bouncy house is a place you bounce in.
Bunnies don't need that.
So bunnies make it a place to have lots of sex.
>>2646578
Anon, you have to be 18 to use this site.
>>2646584
fucking leave normie
>>2646578
they are doing the hip bouncing and not the inflated pillow bouncing. maybe they are hip bouncing on inflated pillows
>>2646584
>RPing
What do you mean anon, we are animals
Ok reposting this one more time to gauge interest. Last time I promise.
Me drawfag. Me done drawn this comic. Now, I've been knocking around a few ideas for the next one, and I figured I'd take a page out of Weaver's playbook and ask the audience what they'd prefer to see me work on next. Which of these sounds the most interesting, if any?
>Exit Wounds
>Nick visits his comatose partner in the hospital, ruminating on the events that drove them apart.
Starts with some drama and ends up with an TUSK raid action sequence. That'll be a learning experience, I'm not very talented with action sequences.
>The Big Hustle
>Judy has fallen in love, but it's not with Nick! After one too many drinks, the distraught fox decides to go against his own mantra of «never let them see that they get to you» and confronts her in a desperate attempt to win her affections back.
Drama, romance, espionage! This one is the longest and likely would be chopped up into smaller pieces. Might do others in between "chapters". I promise it's not just a rehash of TSF.
>A Dream of Blueberries
>To her shame, Judy's primal fears almost destroyed a close friendship and very nearly tore a whole society apart. She might think she's defeated her inner demons, but in dreams they can always bubble back to the surface in anyone.
This one's probably the shortest, and is mostly just for a chance to do some artsy shit I don't normally do. Horror with a little romance.
>The Case File
>Veteran detectives Wilde-Hopps are struggling with a difficult case. While some challenges might seem hopeless, they are reminded of the value of perseverance, patience and dogged commitment.
Kind of sappy, drama and romance.
I hope to get around to do them all eventually... can't be sure of it though. Let me know which sounds the most fun to you?
>>2645783
You taking any more requests?
Here we go again. If you haven't already done one..
https://www.randomlists.com/random-animals
-set quantity to '1'
-you get 2 rerolls, but if you do, you must abandon what you roll over
-no avian/reptile/domesticated animals
>>2646616
Preference order:
>Exit Wounds
>Blueberries
>Hustle
>Case File
>>2646578
Yes, it's a euphemism. Bouncing bunnies implies sex.
So a "Bounce House" for bunnies is probably a place where they have no-strings-attached orgies or exhibitionistic hookups or something.
AND I JUST REALIZED WHAT THAT MEANS ABOUT HER OFFERING TO GO IN WITH NICK.
>>2646402
That sound like a great idea.
>>2646401
Don't be jealous
>>2646616
Case File, if you can make it not super cliche.
>>2645788
Nothing personel kid
>>2646616
I like Exit Wounds personally.
sounds interesting
>>2646609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWCku4TRNXI
>>2646045
Requester here. I was eating dinner.
Thank you a ton. I will slowly assemble an army of bat related art! Nothing will stop me!
>>2646584
how new to /trash/ are you?
>>2646661
I'm not new. But this RPing-as-animals shtick is new. It started a few days ago, lightly, when everyone basically started making fursonas, but now it's really out of control.
>>2646616
Big Hustle, but it better not be cringey.
>>2646348
From the thumbnail, it kinda looked like she was biting his neck. Scandalous.
>>2645840
The fox kid is adopted, right?
>>2646474
You think an awful lot about foxes fir one with so much disdain. Is your husband accommodating well enough?
>>2646677
>But this RPing-as-animals shtick is new. It started a few days ago
ha ha ha whatever you tell yourself
>>2646540
I think I just realised why I love Water Under the Bridge so much; it is so Song of Ice and Fire it hurts.
The fucking insane but believable and perhaps even likable villain(s), the shifting from character to character, the well written plot, the unveiling of the story, etc.
It's all just too good.
finally got a tablet
ahgh fuck
blisters all over my hands
>>2646616
Big Hustle by far
Dream of Blueberries if it gets into subconscious pred-prey shit with Nick
Case File is hard to suss out, but I'm imagining a cozy night in poring over files, which is great because comfiness is great
Exit Wounds just sounds maudlin
>>2646677
there's hardly any cringey animalistic actions being described here. calm down.
>>2646626
maybe, trying to finish the ones from last thread
>>2646660
no prob, bats are cool, apart from weird feet
>>2645163
and this is judy booty
>>2646251
>Judy wakes up in the middle of the night
>Strolls into her kitchen, wiping sleep from her eyes
>"Nick? Are you back from the bar?"
>Sees Nick and Finnick doing this
>>2646732
>Desperate phone camera noises
For the record, public RP is just cringe as fuck.
>>2646718
Is...is that you, Fingerpaint Anon?
>>2646251
I know what this video sounds like. I know it every time, and still I play it every time.
Its such an odd sound you have to listen to it despite knowing what it sounds like.
>>2646677
>faggot bunny detected
>>2646746
Agreed
>>2646092
>Weaver doing Nick Judy stuff again
yesssss
>>2646718
>not replacing estus with cum
OOC
>>2646732
this is exactly what i was hoping for
thank
>>2646746
Agreed.
>>2645840
>dox fick
>>2646497
I may as well share mine:
https://www.f-list.net/c/judy_c_hopps
>>2646765
>Nick Judy stuff
I mean, Nick and Judy are both in that comic, as in they're physically standing in the same area, but they're obviously not dating or even romantically attracted.
>>2646732
Okie dokie, I'll wait patiently
How long until nick becomes /trash/ lord and savior?
>>2645750
>>2645769
>>2645739
>>2646721
Ignatius is a Lion
>>2646793
>Those kinks
This lewd Jude's straight out of the Late Stake.
>>2646793
bookmarked
>>2646827
Anyone save Chumpy's sheep? The one in the baseball cap?
>>2646798
eh, it's entertaining, i like weaver posting comics of them
>>2646804
>>2646798
>romantically attracted
Judy seemed pretty okay entering the sex house with him
>like artist's work
>they start drawing a Zootopia OC
>she's Judy's sister
>who moved to Zootopia too
>literally just a light tan palette swap of Judy with Proto-Judy's head tuff
how can one artist kill interest so quickly
>>2646746's right, you know
>>2646540
>>2646713
>a Song of Fire and Ice
>a good thing
Tell me more about these villains tho.
Heroes are only as interesting as their bad guys.
>>2646885
link
>>2646849
You mean his self-portrait?
>>2646746
>>2646763
>>2646781
>>2646887
All mine
>>2646906
that's the one, thank you anon.
![take_a_breather_by_grummancat-d9zj020[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iNq3FSl.jpg "take_a_breather_by_grummancat-d9zj020[1].jpg")
>>2646897
Artist name is Grummancat.
>>2646838
Actually I think The Late Stake could be a pretty good premise for an ERP but what do I know.
>"Oh Nicky... trying on your old uniform?" said the old vixen slinking up to her now much older son, placing a hand on his shoulder while resting her chin on the other
>"Y-yeah mom I just... heeeeeh...." the once sly fox said, his face burning with what would have been blush had he been shaven
>"Oh for that rabbit girl of yours i suppose." she said, dismissing his love interest, running her hand down her sons sides before giving his bottom a light pat before pressing herself into him and whispering in his ear "I don't know what you see in her honey... is it some kind of... prey fetish?"
>"Mom, please don't. She's in the next r-"
>"Shhh shhh baby I know" she replies, her eyes half lidded, Nick drawn to them in the mirror, not daring to move. "You always looked so cute in that little number." she adds with a sigh, breaking her embrace and falling back to the bed where she picks up a book on the night stand and starts reading; Nicks eyes running over her motherly form, her game breaking hips on full display as she lays on her side.
>"You should really get back to her honey. Don't want her scampering off." she says with a wink.
>... ... ...
>Nick closes the door, stepping into the living room, his scout uniform under his arm
>"Ugh! I thought you'd never finish... Come on, lets get going... you get everything you need?"
>"Y-yeah."
>"Good."
>... ... ...
>Judy closes the door to the cruser, turning over the motor
>"You should visit your mom more, she's nice."
>"Y-yeah..." he responds, catching his mother waving to him out of the corner of his eye from the bedroom, the strap of her sundress hanging around her arm and exposing an unusually large amount of fox tit.
>>2646927
huh?
>>2646885
To be fair, Judy's kind of a special case. Most characters don't have 275 unnamed brothers and sisters.
>>2646935
is she trying to be a cop too? Just a reskin of Jude?
>>2646616
Eh, i just want more of your art, i love your style. Just keep drawing Nick x Judy.
>>2646793
>https://www.f-list.net/c/judy_c_hopps
I knew I've seen that pic before.
>>2646935
lol is that carrot water?
>>2646228
The latest chapter was a little too, "I just read Fifth Elephant" for me and I feel like we need some serious Judy time after all Nick all day but its still something I keep open for when it updates.
I hope she doesn't make the panther guy too Vetinari. Vetinari works in a very specific time, place, and way, and Zootopia is not it.
>>2646970
>Nick awakes with a groan, sunlight filling his blurry vision as the song of birds begins to fill his ears; a strange yet familiar sensation hits him as he feels the bed compress.
>He groggily opens his eyes, looking down "Judy?"
>"Oh you're finally up sweetie." the old fox chimes, a cup of steaming coffee in one hand, her other placed on her sons lap over she sheet. Nick feels the heat draining from his body as pricks run up his spine; suddenly wide awake.
>"Oh... good... good morning mom." He says, feeling himself twitch under her benign weight to his chagrin.
>She chuckles and takes a sip of her coffee, her pink bathrobe slipping down her shoulder exposing a hint of nipple. Nicks eyes shoot to it then back to her face as he flicks his paws at the end of the bed trying to focus on something else and not excite himself.
>"Good morning dear." she coos, rolling over on top of him, their faces inches away. Her breath reeking of sweetened coffee "I hope my little kit slept well." She says grinning before sitting back up.
>"Breakfast will be "up" in a bit, do try to get it while it's hot this time..."
>She slinks off the bead and walks toward the door, her tail waving in rhythm with her hips
>"I'll go make sure you're girlfriend's awake, try not to make us wait too long Nicky..." she says with a wink, closing the door behind her.
>>2646937
I'm more of a Sloshed Fox type player myself.
Good afternoon thread.
I woke up late, but I hope you don't mind if I still post it.
BUNE
>>2646892
They seem like real people, and that's all I can say without spoiling everything
Just going to say this:
>Ramsey Snow: the Weasel Years
Also, what's your gripe with medievalsad, anon?
I just need a gril to snuggle and watch this movie with
-J
>>2647012
>Nick rounds the bend of the hallway, slumped over to conceal his early morning problem.
>Though awake and alert he plays the act of the bedhead, slowly and lazily shuffling to the kitchen table.
>His mother sways her hips in rhythm with the clanking of a spoon on porcelain as she stirs another cup of coffee on the counter.
>"Oh look who's finally up!" She smiles, turning around as Nick pulls out his chair and slumps down.
>His mother slides the hot beverage in front of him, bending over and exposing herself through her rob, just past her tuft of chest fluff.
>"Y-yeah..." he says, shockingly taking a swig of his mothers overly sweet coffee before noticing the lipstick on it and setting it down.
>"HEY RED!" a voice yells before Nick feels a small impact on his thigh.
>He looks down to see his energetic partner already dressed in her morning jog wear, bouncing up and down with excitement.
>"Ready for the day?" she smiles, hoisting herself up to the chair as Mrs. Wilde sets a stack of pancakes in front of each of them before sitting down herself, her hand on her chin and a grin across her face.
>"So why are you two planning to do today?"
>"Oh! oh!" Judy exclaims before vomiting out words a hundred miles a minute
>Nick begins stuffing his face with food, not interested in hearing Judy reiterate her schedule for the 100th time on their vacation, but he jolts as he feels pressure.
>Looking down he spots his mothers foot, brushing up against his thigh and working its way up.
>"Hey Nick... you feeling ok?" Judy asks, mouth nearly full.
>The foot graces his lap before being pulled free, his mother leaning across the table, her loose robe unfurling as she puts a hand against his head
>"No fever which is strange for Nicky since he's always running a bit hot..."
>She kisses his nose before drawing away, her robe now around her arms
>"Nose is cold and wet though so I'm sure he'll be more than fine today Officer."
>>2647026
I was waiting for this post...
BUNE indeed.
No one reply.
>>2647042
to what?
>>2647032
don't narrow your options, take an anon
>>2647042
do you seriously expect me to follow the rules anon
>>2647042
Huh?
>>2647042
Don't worry, wasn't planning on it
![jackie_hopps__on_the_bus____by_grummancat-da11c18[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WRteEHr.jpg "jackie_hopps__on_the_bus____by_grummancat-da11c18[1].jpg")
>>2646982
No, she's joining the Air Force. Complete with real photos of Air Force indoc with her inserted.
http://grummancat.deviantart.com/art/Jackie-Hopps-On-The-Bus-606403628
>>2647049
The greeen
>>2647042
Fuck your rules!
>>2647067
wut
>>2647078
Yeah it's not as though Pratchett is a world famous author or anything
>>2647078
End of an era mang.
>>2647067
...wait a minute, those ranks...
motherfucker that's Air Force *J*ROTC.
>>2647052
Anyone on east coast? I wanna see it
-J
>>2647067
As someone who legit is trying to get into the USAF I now want to hunt this person down and bomb their house.
>>2647067
I don't get autism like this.
>>2647100
Stop using logic and reasoning, anon! It makes me uncomfortable...I need comfy.
>>2647029
>Ramsey Snow
Oh, great, so there's an edgelord mary sue OC in a Zootopia fanfic.
Be still my heart.
alright. that time off the day again. we need more hours in day.
>>2647100
Shame he couldn't manage to write more than one female personality. The rest of his work was brilliant, but the man clearly had some hangup about women.
...Same for Jim Butcher, now that I think of it, but at least he doesn't hide it or pretend it's anything else.
>>2647169
Not so. Jim Butcher actually managed to write TWO different kinds of women in his latest book!
Three if you count the creepy psyker chick as a woman and not a puppet.
>>2647192
I'm amazed. Codex Alera, Dresden Files, something else? Only really been reading the Files, got into it when I was super bored on holiday and even then the first book or two wasn't great. Later books have been a huge improvement, to be fair.
>>2647249
>>2647029
> what's your gripe with medievalsad, anon?
A bit of levity goes a long way, anon.
Every book is just 'it got worse and everyone smells bad and has sex which is also a potpourri of stonk when you think about it'
Also why hasn't anyone just arrowed Ramsey yet, the fucker is a gonk and wears pink all the time.
I actually like it, it's just frustrating at times.
>>2647169
What really? I thought the witch books had some really interesting women.
Like I'm not sure if you're doing the, "male author so time to shit on his woman-writing ability" troll or its a legit criticism.
>>2647249
SPECIAL AGENT SABERHOUND.
REALLY.
>>2647123
I herd you like pred/prey play J
>>2647131
>Edgelord mary sue
Nigga you what?
I mean, I guess it's subjective, but I liked Finn's character, and he hardly classifies as a mary sue.
Unless I'm being baited; I always fail to realize before biting.
>>2647275
I didn't say the characters were bad, I'm saying all the Discworld women who got much screen time had the same basic personality. Tough, smart/wise, resourceful, you know the one. Lady Sybil, Granny Weatherwax, Adora Belle Dearheart, Pteppic's sister whose name I can't remember, even Annagramma when she stopped being a cunt.
>>2647301
those sexfaces. tent pitched yet again. great find, J.
>>2647301
>humandick
>>2646747
Nope sorry just a guy who wants to draw
http://imgur.com/user/TGWeaver
>>2647301
Holy shit that pred-prey play
I LOVE THAT THIS IS BECOMING A THING
>>2647250
His new series, The Aeronaut's Windlass. Post-apocalyptic Napoleonic steampunk fantasy. In a good way, not a faggy one.
They described it as:
>"set in a world 'of black spires that tower for miles over a mist-shrouded surface' and follows a war between two of the Spires: Spire Albion and Spire Aurora".
and
>Butcher said "It's kinda League of Extraordinary Gentlemen meets Sherlock meets Hornblower. There are goggles and airships and steam power and bizarre crystal technology and talking cats, who are horrid little bullies."
Shit's good.
>>2647131
Give it a chance, anon, the character is actually really likable.
I don't know how, but the author managed to capture the charm and playfulness of an actual ferret while still making the character really fucking dangerous.
>>2647193
That's fine, it was just fun responding.
(And, uh, I've never used F-list before and wouldn't know where to start, haha.)
>>2647301
>Judy fingering herself so intently in the first two panels
>Nick playing predator
>That look of absolute bliss
This is the top shelf stuff.
>>2647362
>haha
>>2647222
Only until I figure out what to write next
>>2646261
On hindsight, 16 year old girls renting a bouncy house is kinda odd.
