HG thread.
EXPRESS GAMES
>First 36
Mokou's Lover
>thank you <3
Lord Beerus
Akane-chan
Endo
Ken Kaneki
Mii Swordfighter
Kurumi
>>2628921
Tusk
Ayano Aishi
Oreki
>>2628921
King Kaito
Saber
Beagle Rescuers Edwin and Nicole
Mokou's son
Lapis fucking Lazuli
Eggman-kun
Astolfo
Iida Tenya
>>2628921
Tomoko
>>2628921
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>2628921
X7-10
Matsuda
>>2628921
Fighter
irrelevant nobody
The Assistant
best orgy of HG
The Snack Fiend
>>2628936
A physically and mentally violated Dean Ambrose
Uraraka
Jetstream Sam.
Casey Neistat
Always Mahaa
>>2628921
Ramlethal Valentine
Misato
Naoki Miki
The Player
Asuka
Chidori
Boba Fett
>>2628921
Asuka
Alpha-Omega Nova
>>2628968
>shitposts loudly
>>2628999
Fuck off
>>2628958
"son"
>>2628987
>>2628991
Bikko
>>2629016
Hm Hm! And yours to! Ready to see me win?
Rara
Lord Hater
>>2629032
Your win implies my loss. Are you aware ?
>>2628937
>gives a candy
bye bye!
Everyone who doesn't host is a freeloading asshole that needs to fuck off.
Is HG gay?
>>2629080
>>2629081
yeah
>>2629081
Very
>>2629059
But only if you directly fight against me, dad. Otherwise it's as always, everyone loses and just one person wins.
>>2629081
I'm afraid I'll turn gay after finishing this game
Is gay HG?
>>2629101
Will you sacrifice yourself for me ?
>>2629080
What if i used to host? Does that make me some sort of senior citizen cashing in on his social?
>>2629112
Really? I heard otherwise.
>>2629081
Depends, are traps gay?
>>2629104
Do it.
>>2629112
>Iida 'Please tend my erection with your male affection' Tenya
you can't hide it.
>>2629130
Nope
>>2629104
>>2629136
This is how serial killers are made you know.
>wear t-shirt with words "AIR FORCE" on it
>"were you in the Air Force?" X 10000
>no
>oh, do you know someone in the Air Force?
>no
>awkward silence
I've never had a shirt that l felt the need to stop wearing
>>2629146
Swap me >>2628984
for >>2629021
>>2629130
If it has a penis it's gay.
>>2629136
>>2629148
The assistant girl will keep me straigth
>>2629119
I don't see why not, I'm kinda hard to "kill" just as mom so I could take a few bullets for you. As long as you don't make it an habit.
>>2629143
Then no.
>>2629151
Just join the chair force
>>2629151
Well duh. Thats like wearing a team jersey and have no affiliation with them ever
>>2629146
Looks good, host!
>>2629146
Pretty good, let's begin !
>>2629157
Good son
>>2629170
But people do that ALL the TIME
People wear jerseys for teams from cities they've never been to
>wear shorts with pic related on them
>"do anime girls suck your penis?" X 10000
>no
>oh, do you know someone who's had anime fellatio?
>no
>awkward silence
I've never had shorts that l felt the need to stop wearing
>>2629146
Besides two pitiful beings at my side it looks decent. So do me a favor and stop wasting my time and get it on the go. There's a bunch of fools to be taken care of and I'll bring that time to them.
>>2629172
this girl is a cute
>>2629181
I'm triggered on several levels
>>2629181
I smell a new meme.
>>2629181
Why would they ask that?
Those are Touhous
>>2629179
I got you! But remember I'm waiting for a nice dinner once we get home today.
>>2629146
It would look a lot better if my senpai was on it, but I guess this will have to do.
>>2629187
*farts on you*
>>2629127
Uraraka! Where did you get that salacious rumor from?
>>2629137
Stop that.
>>2629146
Thank you for the game!
>>2629194
A new meme is born
>>2629198
>>2629179
It's great to see you two at least on speaking terms with each other. Way to go.
>>2629192
M-me? You think I'm cute..?
>>2629202
I don't remember...I didn't get his name.
>>2629152
Are you sure? Thanks.
>>2629148
Can't I have a little fun Deano?
>>2629180
And im sure they get asked the same thing.
>>2629213
Yeah I'm kind ajealous
>>2629202
>Iida 'Girl parts taste wrong, give me nectar of dong' Tenya
>>2629210
It's pretty easy with my quirk
>>2629146
Come on, let's do it!
>>2629210
Ha!
>channels energy through her body.
Now to run!
>>2629198
If one of us wins then it's a yes
>>2629146
It looks acceptable.
>>2629210
STARTING
>>2629213
Oh. Well, I hope that you are intelligent enough to not believe rumors. Greetings.
>>2629210
I need nothing else but willpower and a sword.
>>2629227
Jealous of me? Come on, I bet you're super cute!
>>2629210
>>2629214
Not when weird date games are involved Biks.
Let's go.
>>2629210
>>2629236
Feels good for a change huh? Deal. let's go!
>>2629181
>>2629194
Did someone say a new meme
>>2629249
I dooon't know, rumors are rumors for a reason you know.
Cirno is OFF THE MOTHERFUCKING WALL
>>2629261
Did Seth eat the kid with the batman shirt?
Oh, dear, half a day of sleep.... Good afternoon, you fine people.
>>2629257
I actually planned to go to bed just now, but nope, you'd win this.
>>2629283
Disgusting
>>2629228
Stop. Now.
>>2629270
I can assure you that I am not homosexual and people that say otherwise are just trying to slander my good name!
>>2629283
I feel like this could be one!
>>2629261
Alright alright. Sorry Dean.
>>2629283
That's what you get for sneaking around my place.
>>2629283
This trap will not kill anybody with how obvoius it is.
>>2629284
You are later than expected. You are usually here before me.
>>2629278
Why would h-
Yes.
Yes he did.
>>2629283
Now listen here.
Don't be like me, the guy who got his dick stuck in a cardboard box and had a weird date game made about him.
If you're not me, you'll win.
>>2629273
Actually, I'm right here
>>2629283
Who knew something so fun could be so tiring..
>>2629293
Huh? What did I win?
>>2629299
I'm just teasing, Iida. I know you're not gay, but you know I wouldn't mind if you were.
>>2629283
Yeah...you guys seems to enjoy your "team" already so leave me out of this, thank you!
>Runs away
>>2629284
That's a nice looking weapon on your shoulder.
>>2629308
<3
>>2629299
>gives nectar of dong
>you like this
>>2629273
That's Pink Floyd
>>2629299
>IIda "Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!" Tenya
>>2629284
Hi Elly
>>2629318
a potential competition. Night!
>>2629283
She's going to die sooner or later anyway. I'll make her death as slow and messy as possible!
>>2629304
>pets lightly
Hello Rammy
>>2629338
Alright, but I'll have you know I'm a formidable foe! Goodnight.
>>2629304
I had troubles forcing myself to wake up.
>>2629323
I certainly think so, at that.
>>2629334
Ah, hello again, sir!
>>2629356
But I want to got to bed. Don't let me suffer.
>>2629356
Not today Endo.
>>2629356
Help! help! Is anyone there...?
>>2629356
That's better than the one I had before
>>2629348
Who is this? I doubt it is Hikage.
>>2629356
He is impaired. He should be easily to kill now.
>>2629356
It's not me, it's you.
>>2629365
Why sleeping in so late?
>>2629356
No.
This does not help dean sleep.
>>2629327
Sleep with me tonight will ya?
>>2629318
I am not homosexual! This is how rumors like that begin!
>>2629365
I understand. Just noting the backwardness of this.
>>2629396
>>2629356
This is surprisingly delicious.
>>2629420
>>2629409
Oh, right...sorry Iida.
>>2629420
Hah! Nice try! I can just use my quirk t-
>>2629395
Just...the wish to do so.
>>2629412
Oh, certainly. How've you been, Miss Ramlethal?
>>2629420
Should I go back to betraying people like earlier? I don't know...
>>2629396
>>2629420
First match of the day. Is now unwinnable.
>>2629442
I suppose I have been okay. Nothing happened with me recently.
>>2629435
It is alright.
It is refreshing to see somebody else from Yuuei that isn't as depraved as Mineta.
>>2629409
Oh, so that night of heated, passionate, and intense (agrument), meant nothing?
>>2629442
O-oh.. well its nice to have you here now.
>>2629420
>Herself
>final is now
>>2629389
Just your friendly anon friend
>>2629356
...Suddenly I've lost my appetite.
>>2629420
Aww...he didn't took the bait! Smart move...nex time for sure.
>>2629365
And a shame you came to late to taste its sharpness. Got a name pretty lady?
>>2629420
B-but ! I paid for the pizza !
>>2629468
Excuse me?
>>2629521
You can count on me, miss.
>>2629423
Whaddya want snake head?
>>2629454
Th-thanks.
>Puts head inside of a box.
>>2629521
Now you see, when cover my face, I can't see a god damn thing.
How can any of it be real if I can't see it?
>>2629521
Thanks you old fart.
>>2629521
You can use all of them, you look pretty bad
>>2629521
Ambrose can't face the reality of this world
>>2629481
I don't follow. Why just reserve it for me when there are 41 other people here?
>>2629532
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAqAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>blows up the poster below
>>2629521
>>2629466
Mineta is here too? I can't really say I'm surprised.
>>2629459
>>2629420
Oh, dear....Well, I'm sure that we'll both get lucky sometime soon.
>>2629468
We can sleep for...a whiile when we want to. But thank you, sir.
>>2629484
Elly, former gatekeeper of Mugenkan Mansion.
>She curtsies briefly
>>2629546
So, what do we do now ?
>>2629521
And on a blink of an eye, poof! Banished from this world! Hahahaha!
>>2629532
You uh, alright there? You got your head in a box.
>>2629546
Damnit.
>>2629546
F
I guess Eggman and Beerus aren't the same person after all
>>2629546
They all appear to be shifty.
>>2629564
Not anymore, it seems. I have not seen anyone from Yuuei in a month.
>>2629548
Because I uh..like you
>>2629517
Oh man, come on you remember it, c'mon~ you were really... Relentless.
>>2629568
Well I hope you're rested as much as you need then.
>>2629568
I am used to it.
>>2629602
I also do not follow that. Why?
>>2629609
I-I wasn't ready, you caught me off guard ! Let's do a rematch
>>2629609
Ooh, more boxes.
>>2629549
Alright viper, calm down. but you ain't turning me to stone.
>>2629578
They tell me to think outside the box.
I tell them to fuck off and let me think where I damn well please.
That and Medusa over there is starin at me and I don't wanna get stoned.
Morning nerds.
>>2629546
How long can you keep these flames from reaching the gasoline, Endo? I can do this all day!
>>2629568
Former? Another jobless warriors cuts in the scene! Call me Jetstream Sam, former mercenary.
>>2629609
Just what I need, more electrolytes!
>>2629602
Oh my goodness, you're actually doing it. Good on you.
>>2629609
>>2629628
>>2629631
>>2629625
Beautiful, charming, and friendly.
>>2629607
Well, really, it's never a "need".... But I do certainly feel better.
>>2629625
That doesn't mean it's any better.
>>2629639
Er, good morning, sir...?
>>2629640
Well, unfortunately it's rather hard to guard something that no longer exists. Mercenary? I can't say I've seen too many of those.
>>2629659
Hey look over there, it's a ninja.
...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>>2629656
Hey hold on a minute, are these real?
>pulls on one of the snakes
>>2629659
A-again ?!
>>2629654
Don't laugh ! I'm being serious right now
>>2629631
What kind of stoned we talking about?
>>2629665
You're supposed to fall for my ruse!
Curses! I'm far to popular already!
>>2629683
>>2629665
If it makes you feel better it sounds like a need.
>>2629657
All of those are subjective. I may even argue that the last one is wrong. There are creatures other creatures here that exhibit those qualities. better than me.
>>2629665
I never said that it was. It van get to be annoying. I suppose it will make more grand if I ever win again.
>>2629688
Lucky guess, I'd seen you about before.
>>2629700
Well, maybe in an "escapism" sort of way.
>>2629716
People do seem to enjoy the upset win.
>>2629686
The Rock.
I mean, Stone Col-
Fuck.
you know what I mean, that kind of stone.
>>2629699
Lady, did you just go out and tape a bunch of live snakes onto your ha-
>bite
ow.
>>2629717
I'm sorry.
I have to drink what now to not die?
>>2629598
Really? That's kinda weird, you'd think a lot of the Yuuei students would be here.
>>2629665
We like to keep ourselves hidden from the public eye, we belong to that side of the world normal people aren't used to, y'know?
>>2629683
The face of a man who's life is nothing but shattered glass! Come at me you- AAAAAGHH
>
>>2629717
Are any of you fuckers doing anything interesting these days?
>>2629733
Make sense, I do tend to attract the gaze of the opposite sex.
>>2629716
What's your sister's personality like if I may ask?
>>2629752
No. Now fuck off.
>>2629717
Hey, I don't have any money left, could you pay for this one ?
>>2629717
Ohoho! I'm flatered! But are you sure you can eat something like THIS?
>
>>2629752
Replying to this post may be the most uninteresting thing i've done so far.
>>2629734
>>2629717
Best Orgy real MVP
>>2629717
Hmm, I guess I can share this with you. You care about all those poor little kitties as well so I'll take that in mind and help you for the time being.
test
>>2629717
Exactly. The lot of them would enjoy the regular chaos here.
But enough about them, how have you been faring? Hopefully the inhabitants here have not been too harsh on you.
>>2629734
Just don't look her in the eyes then, or let her throw rocks.
>>2629780
Fucking fantasitc
>>2629780
Are you this upset about me ?
>>2629733
And people need vacations and that's escapism, so maybe you don't need it not as much but you still need a little.
>>2629808
He "ate" me the absolute madman!
>>2629752
Someone was doing a mugen thing.
>>2629742
Well, my job didn't lend itself to much socialization....
>She smiles
But I can hardly say I'm "normal".
>>2629754
It was more about your furious pose-off earlier.
>>2629813
I suppose it's just stress relief, huh...?
>>2629808
Who's hungry?
>>2629774
>>2629780
>>2629795
Too late, I got venom in me now.
TIME TO KILL EVERYONE I SEE BEFORE I DI-
>>2629808
Shit.
>>2629733
Exactly. You are waiting for that win as well.
>>2629759
You mean El. She is loud, friendly, loose. The opposite of me in many ways.
>>2629828
You can't back down!
>>2629830
J-just a nap...
>>2629831
>>2629835
>loose
Does she get around a lot?
Overwatch is only 6.5gb!
>>2629830
OH NO A FIGHT
>>2629845
Well, you're the one who kinda just left in the middle of it, if I recall.
>>2629835
The last time it happened I got yelled at by someone for killing an animal.... Completely ignored the fact that it was another competitor and nearly defeated as many others as I did.
>>2629881
>playing overwatch when you can just play tracer in hots for free
>>2629882
I'm just gonna stay here with my frozen pizza
>>2629882
Chlorine gas is against the rules
>>2629828
With such dangerous object behind you I can tell. Who's better for a gatekeeper than someone who know how to kill?
>>2629879
El sees anyone a potential marriage partner. That is what I meant.
>>2629893
What... sort of animal?
>>2629828
Yup, relaxing stress relief.
>>2629893
That was that little pink girl.
I won.
>>2629897
Yall niggas need to shot the fuck up.
>>2629914
Is this how I make my own crystals?
>>2629914
*When is she gonna stop watching me ?*
