HG thread.
EXPRESS GAMES
>First 36
Miku
Endo
>>2624062
>>2624066
>>2624070
It's perfection.
Meme Cat
My husbando
>>2624069
Miku is a baka
>>2624069
Mordred
>>2624069
King Kaito
>>2624069
Fighter
Koyomi Araragi
>>2624069
Lunch-chan
Taroumaru
Lord Beerus
Matsuda
Mokou Remover Yukine
Hakuno
OBEY
>>2624069
Anime athletic Gogo
>>2624063
Who's crying bully.
>>2624065
you too! Bully!
>>2624078
yeah, but you can't eat hair!
>>2624069
Machi
Touko Fukawa
Bikko
>>2624069
Astolfo
Iida Tenya
Artoria Pendragon
Dragon Lord Ember
>>2624104
You, Baka.
Rattle snek
Kurumi Ebisuzawa
cartoons are for kids
https://youtu.be/UIbEHxvp6v0
>>2624062
It is? Your hair is pretty good
>>2624072
You were the one who came in telling us to be quiet, idiot.
>>2624072
I like the quiet. It makes me feel calm... and I reflect on how empty I am.
Snek
>>2624075
Her head isn't wide enough.
Undead-chan
>>2624072
>>2624089
Who do you think I was speaking for then? you'd rather have a dirty room unfit for a kings daughter?
>>2624104
I don't want to eat your hair though
>>2624124
Implying Sayaka-chan isn't the best. She beats your disgusting idol-chan by far.
>>2624072
You can say that again.
>>2624120
>tfw I cried
>>2624069
Kofuku
>>2624074
Why would she do that? Didn't you dislike bullying?
She really is stupid.
>>2624104
>pulls further towards ground, then quickly sits on her shoulders
now raise!
>>2624131
Of course not, it's not candy! I can make it water though
>>2624072
Well I wasn't actually trying... but I'm curious, give me your best joke...
>>2624142
Can you make it yellow?
>>2624139
Kofuku?
>>2624135
Idol-chan has nothing to do with this, leave her alone!
>>2624135
Fuck off LF.
>>2624142
Is it normal water or does it have a distinct taste?
>>2624142
I'm not a horse!
>>2624150
well...
Classy Raven
7 more
Fillers if needed
>>2624142
What if I drink it?
>>2624158
So you're hair is water...
So that yellow hair is piss water, ew Miku.
>>2624151
I'm not actually real
>>2624162
Asuka
>>2624161
>>2624158
Get up!
>holds her twins like handles and lightly kicks her in her side
>>2624162
Mauricio Macri
>>2624162
Eggman-kun
>>2624162
The Presbyterian Church
>>2624162
Saber
>>2624162
Mecha Sonic
>>2624162
Misery
>>2624162
Drake
>>2624108
>>2624110
What the heck...
>>2624121
You're the fucking idiot that tries to shut me up.
I was just complaining about the noise that the girls make just then!
>>2624122
That is so sad.
Shirou never think like that.
>>2624128
Like I give a damn.
Do I look like I care about my room?
Just send your boy Merlin to clean it up.
Got better things to do.
>>2624137
And recently I am seeing more and more people from my world.
What the hell is this place...
>>2624143
You must be in a rotten mood.
Always in a rotten mood.
Because you're a fucking undead.
>>2624178
Oh boy look who's here.
If it isn't dad......
The bossy little dad.
>>2624155
No idea, it's pretty weird
>>2624173
Ah!
>starts moving
>>2624173
I think that's enough for hair-pulling.
woosh
>>2624188
>>2624180
You're getting my spot... you look more deserving of it after all.
>>2624169
What?
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>2624183
>blue a shit
>>2624196
Stop nagging me!
>repeats 1000x
>>2624199
Looks good.
>>2624192
Stop yelling!
>>2624195
Good job!
>rubs head
Now bring me to... this person! >>2624196
>>2624192
I should be the one saying what the heck, there are like 3 Jeannes in here!
>>2624199
Woosh
>>2624167
Is not!
>>2624164
No!
>>2624199
>>2624180
Give this person my spot.
>>2624192
The name... I hate that name. Don't say that in front of me.
>>2624201
Don't worry about it, I don't need a spot, maybe a first aid-kit.
>>2624195
Well, atleast you will never suffer from dehydration. Pretty good advantage in those games.
>>2624199
Ruff!
>>2624221
Oh. Thank you.
>>2624220
why not? it's just water
>>2624192
Don't ask me why that one is here...I'll go burn the room down.
>>2624141
I changed my mind. And she really is an idiot.
>>2624217
>pouts and brings you over to her
There! happy now ya bully.
>>2624226
Exactly
>>2624199
Looks exemplary.
>>2624206
Just you wait, I'm more than prepared this time. Blue's the best outa the best.
>>2624192
Don't know actually, just got here yesterday. And let me tell ya, this place and next door is really something.
>>2624199
Let's do it!
>>2624221
So your memory is still gone?
Dio ^5
>>2624240
Don't mention it.
>>2624204
I don't want to cause problem by coming here sooo..
>>2624212
Stop nagging me!
>repeats 10000000x
>>2624217
>>2624244
What do you want? Can you see I'm a busy woman.
>>2624192
Not half bad, could be better though... but I wouldn't expect such vulgarity from a human Princess, since your lot prefer appearances over everything else, like I bet you can't even use that sword...
>>2624260
D-damnit, I should stop using these!
>>2624192
>Glares.
>>2624199
Oh it's noisy lady number 3.
Stop talking and try to fight for the top.
Looks good as long as she can stop talking though.
>>2624216
You're the one yelling here numbnuts!
are you brain dead?
>>2624218
3 Jeannes?
More like 2 dads!
>>2624242
OI! THAT IS NOT HOW YOU CLEAN A ROOM!
>>2624248
Bizarre actually....
I just got here yesteday myself.
>>2624260
I am running away this time.
I don't want to be killed by my own weapon again.
>>2624258
But you're already here, and you can't cause more problems in this place, it's not possible for there to be more problems.
>>2624247
>implying you'll ever be prepared enough to defend literal shit
Admit defeat
>>2624253
Yeah... Shirou. Ugh, that name still leaves a bad taste in my mouth. How are you? Still fighting?
>>2624273
>boops nose
>>2624260
Huh, maybe luck is turning on me.
>opens the first-aid kit to reveal its empty.
Oh. It's a nice purse.
>>2624260
I'll take this.
>>2624241
It's still my hair
>>2624266
This is all her idea
>>2624274
no but you're definitely deaf
>>2624244
Yeah, good job!
>rubs head
>>2624244
>>2624266
Looks like she's busy though. Then bring me to the supermarket instead!
>pulls on right twin
that direction.
>>2624243
How can we come back at her? She's usually not bullied so easily.
>>2624260
I can't catch a break... damn it all.
>>2624274
Now that's strange.
>snaps fingers
But it's probably nothing.
>>2624274
A kings plan is absolute. how would You clean a room then if you that's now how it works?
>>2624260
Ops, I can be your husbando in his instead, Im way cuter
>>2624242
That one? I have a name you know...
>>2624274
That means you get twice the love! Im jealous
>>2624279
NEVER. She is not a literal shit Unlike Ryuuko :^)
>>2624260
bludgeoning isn't mentioned in the rules
>>2624290
Can I still lightly tug your twins?
>>2624293
What!? I can't bring you all the way there! I have rights you know!
>>2624281
You can always think of this old happy priest, for the most part I am. Nothing is happening then.
>>2624303
You just never get used to it...
>>2624302
I'll hook you in your fucking gabber
>>2624305
But there's something in for you too.
I'll buy you food!
>>2624293
Take her snacks.
>>2624303
Um... Medicine for... huh... the name is scratched off...
>>2624308
That's cool to hear. I've been thinking of actually joining these fights... too much of a coward though.
>>2624303
Actually the tree was my real target!
>>2624304
hm, I guess so.
>>2624317
I'm not eating hay!
>>2624319
Good idea, do you want me to distract her the next time you're both here?
Then you can take her snacks and we can run off with them!
>>2624315
Come at me, I ain' afraid.
>>2624290
>>2624266
Stop yelling at each other.
>>2624324
Of course not. There's no hay in the supermarket.
Now go!
>lightly kicks side
>>2624303
Well, I dont want to be removed so, hmmmm, stay away!
>>2624320
>>2624303
Tributes manage their first night without incidents
>Somehow there's broken events from when I re-inserted them, I don't really know how I could have overlooked them.
>>2624273
Stop glaring at me!
I was just stating the truth!
>>2624271
Of course I can! What do you take me for?
This will be the sword that will fell every single people here.
>>2624291
And so are you!
>>2624298
What so strange?
There's nothing strange about that.
>>2624299
If you're going to burn your own castle down, then start from the throne room.
I told you already, I am not going to clean my room!
Tell Merlin to do that!
>>2624301
Twice the love my ass!
I get twice the scolding and twice the work that I have to do.
And they wonder why I am rebellious..
>>2624303
What do you mean better version!
I am the best!!
>>2624335
You'll be afraid, and I'll trigger you over and over
>>2624303
Tada.
>>2624344
Oh I forgot... Now where were they again?
>>2624344
You can discuss that on your own, right? I'm going to bed, nighty.
>>2624303
You better not talk about your uselessness again idiot
>>2624324
>lightly strokes them
see not so bad
>>2624345
Fine whatever
I have to go for an hour now
>>2624339
But it's their fault...
>>2624340
>starts walking
This is criminal!
>>2624344
Woah, that's...wow
>>2624344
Here's the plan.
Kill them all.
Goodnight
>goes to sleep
>>2624345
I find it strange that the both of us arrived here yesterday.
>shrugs her shoulders
That's all.
>>2624352
>tfw I thought of fagging the smallest sister
See is quite the qt
>>2624349
I'll find your trigger eventually. Don't worry about that.
>>2624344
Someone will walk into one...
>>2624345
>Starts laughing
Oh, sure... so how many battles have you actually been in? Or better yet, how many lives have you taken, I'm thinking something only in the double digit range...
>>2624344
>>2624357
...
>>2624344
There is no point for it...n-not like we will work together later.
>>2624301
What are you doing here boy?
>>2624345
I'll re purpose the room, by burning it, we can stop that god awful smell, I am not going to burn my throne down! Well even if I had, I have servants who'll become my throne!
>>2624355
Guess not.
>>2624365
You'll never find it. You still don't know my actual tastes
>>2624345
I always though royals could have a carefree life, if I had to do so much stuff I would have ran away the first day
>>2624344
I love singing! People always say I have a beautiful voice
>>2624344
More killing, and overall stupidity, and yet another broken event
>>2624323
There's no problem in partaking.. but perhaps it's for the best you stay away?
>>2624363
>tfw I fagged her
>tfw gave the foder to Nepgear
>tfw she never uses her
>tfw Keran left
Why do I have to be alone?!
>>2624356
>taps head in a rhythm while she walks
okay, now kneel down so I can grab some stuff from here. I'm too high up.
>pulls hair down
And then go to the cashier
>>2624380
Well thanks for trying sponsor
>>2624380
Thanks the nicest thing I heard today.
>>2624370
Looking for an adventure! Back in the castle is way too boring...
>>2624380
Just don't trust me with the way, I have a record of getting lost
>>2624380
Why don't you want to tell him? He could be useful.
>>2624380
Would you believe this is my second time losing that arm?
>>2624381
I got it... i'm going to fight. But not now, maybe later.
>>2624384
I can ask gear if she doesn't mind if that's cool with you
>>2624380
Why is this catalog so unorganized? They have a pink sword in the "erotic" section.
>>2624406
You can get one for Aizawa
>>2624380
It's time for MAYHEM
Can you survive?
>>2624410
Why would she need a sword?
>>2624391
>continues to pout and obeys
Fine...but I'm not paying for anything!
>>2624401
Good luck in your endeavors..I'm going to go before someone spots me, I'll see if I can watch in case you gain a victory.
>>2624412
I-I-It's too dark...I c-can't take this...J-Just have to find some light...
>>2624413
For you to shove up her ass
>>2624359
But I arrived at the wrong side.
Apparently I arrived at the place where harlots belongs.
>>2624366
Hmm...
Lets see.
Dad's soldiers... that would make 100ish.
Never manage to use my noble phantasm because it always hurts me more than it should.
>>2624367
What?
Just fucking stick with the plan alright?
Thee. thank you. Now let me sleep!
>>2624370
What smell!!
And you're fucking despicable you know that!
You're twisted compared to my "Other" father!
>>2624377
No they don't!
You get to live under full surveillance.
I can't do jack shit while being in the castle.
>>2624380
FUCK!
I knew I should not try to increase my sense of humor!
I was betray!
>>2624376
I'll figure it out, I'll start with Ryuuko.
>>2624412
That was close, hey you alrigh- oh...
>Generic anime girl with 1 personality trait avatars
Stop it
>>2624412
I came to get my bandage that I lost.
Oh what a nice solar eclipse, hopefully it only blinds us today.
>>2624412
That was a short run.
Thanks for hosting.
>>2624423
Good. I'll leave as well, got to prep up and all.
quads
>>2624405
>You can if you want, I have no problem, that would be up to her
>>2624412
Hmm, I knew it, that dragon knows nothing, I knew you'd be useful.
>>2624432
The darkness continues, but the killing stops
>>2624443
?
>>2624430
T-THAT IS MISUSE OF A SWORD, DANGEROUS, AND AGAINST THE RULES!
>>2624431
Sweet dreams!
...
Dickhead.
>>2624395
I'm hungry, get me something to eat since you're so up and ready to battle.
>>2624431
What's wrong with using a King's people if they are willing? I'll be the only Father, I'm in a moderate mood so I won't destroy your room. I'll have a boy clean it later.
>>2624415
Don't worry, I'll pay for it.
>pays and walks her out the store
Okay, time to feed you for doing so well. open up.
>>2624451
>storms start forming above them
Oh, what a perfect day to be strike by lightning.
>>2624451
Piss off kid, I don't want to cuddle.
>>2624431
Oh that place! Y'know... it was kinda of peaceful when I got there. Even talked to a fellow adventurer. Gosh... I would like to talk to her again, and plan out a way to go though the Labyrinth.
>>2624436
>Dare I ask who
>>2624459
I can feed myself!
>>2624451
With my luck I don't think it will ever get here...b-but I doubt that anyone would send me one of those anyway.
>>2624456
But it's kinky so who gives a shit
>>2624464
Who cares, it's not like I wanted it or something.
>>2624451
...What's your problem?
>>2624451
Eggman gets a lucky break
The 4v1 plan failed immensely
>>2624412
Such a beautiful phenomenon, no one in their right mind would disturb it
>>2624431
Sounds like hell, I like to have my freedom. I wouldnt let a single person take it away!
>>2624467
It's obvious
>>2624431
Huh... only 100? Well we all gotta start somewhere... In any case, show me some of your moves, I'm just a little curious what your bloodline can produce~
>>2624485
They left me....
>>2624485
I only have scissors with me and I have no idea how to use them! This w-will be a long day...
>>2624475
Aizawa is too pure for deeds like those!
>>2624470
No you can't, you need both of your hands to hold my legs.
I'll just hold it for you so you can concentrate on walking.
>>2624457
Being a little more polite wouldnt hurt...
But I can get you some cake! With cream and everything!
>>2624491
>I think I know who you're talking about... maybe.
>>2624498
Says who
>>2624500
Sigh...why me.
>eats the food
>>2624485
I'll get the coffin.
>>2624485
You can do it! But only if I'm already gone, so don't.
>>2624495
Neru was with you, what did you expect was going to happen?
>>2624511
It's not you, don't worry
>>2624520
Mint flavored? I only have mint, sorry.
>>2624528
I know she doesn't like me I didn't think she'd leave me to die...
>>2624481
You sure were begging like you did.
>>2624520
I might just be a little crazy. I don't know.
>>2624475
Sodomy in general is forbidden, but especially when performed with sharp weaponry.
>>2624520
I see...Trusting people is something that I shouldn't do...I forgot that.
>>2624520
Dammit, Gogo, I can't focus like this.
>>2624522
>sticks a carrot in her mouth and waits for her to bite it off
>maybe a bit too deep, oops
>>2624529
>Alrighty then.
>>2624500
>gives lollipop
>>2624548
What are- mhmmph!!!
>>2624523
Your opinion is worthless
>>2624456
What the fuck did you just call me huh?
>>2624457
That is despicable!
How did you get those men anyway? Did they volunteer?
Since when did you start having concubines? Male concubines to be exact.
Mom is going to be so upset....
>>2624467
That place is disgusting when I go there.
Apparently I was just making farewells to the other Saber of Red.
>>2624486
Yeah it is hell.
I just want to leave home and raise a new empire.
Or not just take over my father by usurping the throne.
>>2624494
>swings sword to a nearby tree
>it cuts the tree till the middle creating a huge cut on the tree
Convinced enough?
>>2624550
Lol jk, it's you.
>>2624544
What? I was just keeping an eye on you.
>>2624557
... When are you going to get your express shipping service fixed?
>>2624557
...just do it. Nobody really wants me around here and not even I w-want to be here...
>>2624557
Oh. One of my great great great really great aunts used to make houses on ice...
Summer rolled in, may she forever be in peace.
>>2624570
With a rifle..?
>>2624529
Let them be, fag
>>2624536
I'd believe it. Oh but hey if you see Haku again today tell her I'm sorry. I'm going out for a little while, oh and if I win save my wincard for me, thanks!
>>2624557
ROUND 2 OF MAYHEM
What are the odds of having 2 total solar eclipses two days from each other?
who the fuck smells like dog shit in here?!
>>2624569
>....
>>2624567
I think I understand why it's digusting for you. They find you attractive over there. Saber of Red? What kind of title is that? Sounds all fancy like.
>>2624566
P-Plenty of people think my opinion matters!
>>2624567
>Claps lightly
Very~
Seems like you're stronger then I gave you credit for.... or is that your sword doing all that work?
>>2624506
Please give me some food? I don't normally do that so it's a special occasion! How long will that take?
>>2624567
Fool! they aren't concubines, they are just volunteers, how dare you think of me like that! My people are very happy.
>>2624561
Oh, thanks!
For me? Or her?
>>2624562
Oh, I'm sorry.
>slowly pulls it out a little
Can you chew it now?
>>2624580
It has a scope, do you think I have eagle eyes or something?
And I can shoot someone trying to catch you offguard with it.
>>2624592
Ta-class's back yard
>>2624591
>>2624591
The moon is doing it again? I must have slept for a long time.
>>2624557
>Snek stalks other Snek
My sides
>jerks off
>>2624591
>>2624591
I survived twice.
>>2624591
Wh-Where the hell did that thing come from?! Is th-this some kind of sci-fi movie out of nowhere?
>>2624592
It's the big pile of failures that you created...
>>2624608
O-Or you could shoot me! That's what you tried to do anyway!
>>2624598
Not me tho
>>2624567
Wouldnt raising an empire be even more tiresome? And I dont think going against your father is the right way to do things...
But whatever you see fit
>>2624604
As long as it takes me to find it! I know I had a slice left somewhere...
Where did I put it...
>>2624612
Who's hungry?
been awake for 18 hours feel loopy as shit, how to stay up longer, need to build tolerance to this
Did Pac leave?
