>You enter the cavern and a dragoness farts in your face
>this thread again
bout god damn time, too
>you will never be in a big booty dragoness's belly and jerk it
>>2580849
/qst/ is blue board
>>2580882
>tfw
>>2583287
dragon a SHIT dragon is for only to feel sexual of DICK
>>2580825
Drunk thoughts time. If a dragon spews fire from one end, what's stopping it from spewing fire from another?
>>2580849
You're allowed to post *almost* anything on /trash/ including Quests.
/qst/ is for blue Quests.
I was wondering when this thread would show up again
Butt really though
>you go to fight dragon
>dragon is OP
>decide to flirt instead
>Dragoness raises eyebrow, turns around and lets you have her other breath weapo
"Worship my butt, Anon!"
>>2587490
>tfw you will never be subservient to your dragon queen and eat out her ass
>>2588107
good taste
actually that probably wouldn't taste so good
>>2588164
>actually that probably wouldn't taste so good
Hey man, doing as your Princess asks of you is its own reward
>>2588805
I never said it wouldn't be worth it anon, it would be incredibly worth it
>>2588829
Totally.
>>2588164
whelp, she's looking at you buddy
gonna take that mating call?
>>2580825
Full version of this pic? I've seen it before but I don't remember where.
>>2591946
y-yes, of course, why wouldn't I?
>>2592019
here you are
>>2597748
what artpack is that from?
>>2587490
farting Ember when?
>>2598220
It's on her page
>>2603323
I thought jelliroll was a guy?
>>2592410
Thanks
>>2609881
He is. That anon may have confused him for Aurelina as she is one of his most frequent commissioners.
>>2584657
like this?
>>2615330
>Aurelina as she is one of his most frequent commissioners
I'm not surprised. Aurelina throws money at anything that can draw a farting blob. That said, I wonder if there are any dragon stuff Aurelina's commissioned.
>>2580825
Very sweet.
>Rush to the dragon's lair
>Demand to see where she's keeping the princess
>The dragon turns around and shows you this
>What do?
>>2620364
>challenge dragon to fart her out
>>2626864
but who was the one who farted on Iris to make her a dragon?
This seems like a really niche fetish
>>2580882
>>you will never be in a big booty dragoness's belly and jerk it
>YFW no big booty dragoness to roll you around in her mouth, tasting and probing every inch of you before swallowing you down her slick, tight throat
>YFW you will never be trapped in her gurgling gut, the muscular walls kneading and stroking your body like a forceful massage bringing you to the peak of arousal as her body has it's way with you as you're pulled through it
>YFW she will never shit you out, leaving you in a tired and exhausted heap on the floor and giving you a perfect view of her big beautiful gassy booty as she farts on you over and over again
>>2637989
>vore
>scat
you sure you're in the right thread?
>>2638023
Yes, it was a response to that one anon's comment about being in the belly jerking off
Also wanted to imply "clean" scat but too sleep deprived to figure out how
>>2638806
It's a dragoness fart worship thread
>>2584657
You blew my drunkin' fuckin' mind right out the back of my skull hole.
Then it caught on fire.
>>2639803
>but it seems like these threads being fart threads is kind of a /trash/ tradition now or something
explain
>>2641090
not much to explain, I've just seen this prompt used to open for fart stuff here a bunch of times now
>>2637989
>>2592410
clearly a giant clit
>she will never spread her pussy and bless you with the wind gods blessing while standing over you
I know this is a dragoness thread, but does anyone else want some giant, farting centauress stuff? there isn't any, but it can be so good.
>you will never worship a massive dragoness
>she will never be so huge in comparison that she only keeps you around because she thinks it's amusing to watch your pathetic attempts at pleasing her
>you will never work yourself to near-death out of desperation for any sign of approval from her no matter how small
>you will never collapse from exhaustion after pushing yourself too hard and see her rolling her eyes and sighing in disgust just before you pass out
>>2661403
>giant, farting centauress stuff?
Gnibbles did one of Centarea from Monster Musume
>you enter a cavern but it wasnt a cavern it was dragoness butthole all along
>>2662808
when i say giant, i don't mean slob
>>2663025
>i don't mean slob
>>2664777
Lucky trips confirm the slob
>>2649801
You're welcome
Anything else you want to see in it?
>>2662873
Take it as my new home
>>2649801
Who is this?
>>2672394
Ms. Fillyjonk or something. I remember a waifufag made a thread dedicated to her.
b u m p
>Did I win the battle, master?
>...master?
>>2663025
>he doesn't like slob
poor taste 2bh
>>2580849
I would a dragoness fart quest
>>2697135
this
somebody with actual talent (aka not me) get on this
>>2697144
Why the fuck not?
I'm probably as talentless as you are but I have nothing better to do so lets start
My shitty dragoness fart quest
You are a young adventurer off to make a name for yourself and you've already found what will make a perfect first quest, sure everyone says you should start small but hey, how tough can a dragon be?
>Pick your class
[ ]Wanna be fighter bitchboy
[ ]Theif who's rather bad at his job
[ ]Wizard who can barely cast magic
[ ]Healslut Cleric who's goddess likes screwing with him
[ ]Write in
[spoiler]Updates may take a while as I may or may not get distracted by dwarf fortress and/or get bored[/spoiler]
>>2697361
I say cleric because jokesgoddess will probably lead to some fun shit
>>2697392
That's right, you're a priest of Amera surely she'll see you through, but enough reminiscing, you're approaching the dragon's lair
Wat do
[ ] Rush in like an idiot
[ ] Carefully sneak in and hope you don't trip on anything that's too dark to see
[ ] Call out and challenge the dragon
[ ]Leave
[ ] Write in
>>2697519
option dos
we probably won't trip on anything that's too dark to see, right?
>>2697563
Gonna be honest, I'm starting to get bored with this already, may pick it up later but I'm not sure
>>2697849
well whenever you do (if you do) somebody will probably be around to be farted on or something
with love,
/tv/
>>2718174
Yes
>>2718378
>the slob
>Go to slay farting dragoness
>End up laying the farting dragoness
>She gives you a sulfur-stinking egg and tells you to take care of it
>It hatches into a little half-draggy baby girl
>Stuck raising this child who nearly levels your house with every fart
>Train her to be a hero
>She ends up being a little tomboy hellion who'd rather fart on princesses than save them.
>>2719803
That's pretty cute
>>2719803
Quest when?
>>2719803
>Stuck raising this child who nearly levels your house with every fart
C U T E
>>2719803
>Raising gas dragon girl
>For your own safety and sanity you discourage her farting
>She starts getting really quiet and cranky all the time
>Find out that she's upset because she doesn't have a breath weapon like her mom
>Against your own common sense, you start to encourage her to be gassy so she has self confidence again
>You learn to live with the smell
What kind of gas do dragons breath fire with?
>>2722036
Hydrogen
>>2580825
kill the beast. cut off its head and put it on a spear. bring to home as a trophy and proof of my feat
>>2722247
Fag.
>>2722276
retarded degenerate
>>2722422
Stinky hat
>>2722247
>implying it wouldn't just belch it's poison breath instead
PHAT ASSED
FARTING
DRAGONESS
>>2723630
>PHAT ASSED
>FARTING
>DRAGONESS
[spoiler]Farting on you[/spoiler]
>>2723886
>>2726010
>Big jiggly dragoness ass, pinning you down and baking you in wave after wave of her gas
>>2723060
>implying i wouldn't be wearing a rag soaked in alcohol and aromatic herbs over my face as the master told me to avoid the demon's poison
>>2727275
>Implying that would do jack shit against her pungent aroma
>>2727330
>implying it isn't just in case i couldn't hold my breath long enough
>>2727438
>Implying you can make it through that sea of miasma on one breath
>>2727482
implying the master didn't instructed me to take short breaths with my mouth pushing the rag against my face every 30 seconds after swinging my shield on a wide movement first.
it doesn't matter what that disgusting beast does, I'd be ready for anything
>>2727482
this
>>2726114
>>2728290
Implying that'd do jack shit against her pungent aroma
>>2728395
we must ge used to rotten meat and sulfur as part of our training. anyway the mix of aromatic herbs is designed specifically for this purpose, the alcohol ensures you breath this and not the pestilence from the outside.
anyway, before entering in one of those demon's nests we throw pots filled with Greek fire inside. this consumes most of the gas and prevents future attacks, also many times hurts badly the beast too.
>>2728348
>Dragoness with healing breath weapon
>After you piss her off rushing ahead like an idiot she refuses to use it to heal you
>Makes you beg her to heal you
>When she finally relents she just plops her big, fat ass right on top of you and make you huff her gas
>Even after you're fully healed she won't let up, you're gonna spend a LONG time under her ass before she cools off
>>2728683
>we must ge used to rotten meat and sulfur as part of our training. anyway the mix of aromatic herbs is designed specifically for this purpose, the alcohol ensures you breath this and not the pestilence from the outside.
>IMPLYING ANY OF THAT HOLDS A CANDLE TO HER GAS
>anyway, before entering in one of those demon's nests we throw pots filled with Greek fire inside. this consumes most of the gas and prevents future attacks, also many times hurts badly the beast too.
NOW SHE'S IN THE MIDDLE OF A MASSIVE FIREBALL AND YOU'RE LEARNING THE HARDWAY SHE'S IMMUNE TO FIRE
>>2728782
it does. methane or hydrogen is nothing compared to sulfur or the smell of death.
you don't know how gas expansion works do you? it doesn't doesn't generate a self sustainable fireball. just a quick flame that expands quickly consuming the gas and is then replaced with fresh air from the outside. and nothing is fire proof inside. the creature's throat and lungs it's what's damaged.
and we're fire proof too. our tunics are made with layers of silk and cotton wich prevent the fire from expanding we always wear a wool layer of clothing under that too, wet to keep us fresh and safe. over that we have light armor and a big circular shield with a wood handle. perfect for dissipate the heat. most of us also get covered in fresh mud before the battle. that slows you a bit, but is a great protection
>>2729215
I think you're making a whole lot of assumptions of how a magical fart lizard works
>>2729248
i think you're just unimaginative. c'mon, this game is fun
>>2729277
You're the first one to try to invalidate another's point, it's not fun if you don't play along
>>2729308
i try to kill it, you to keep it alive. I don't do anything impossible for let's say, the 15th century. is fun, just be more imaginative
>dragon vs dragon battle
>>2728732
That really gives new meaning to the words "heal slut"
whoa, what's with the sudden influx of activity?
>>2733362
Dragon farts linger for a while before they reach their true potential.
>>2733412
>before they reach their true potential.
>true potential
Y-yeah..?
What's that like?
Conga line of dragon asses ready to blow
>>2719803
>>She gives you a sulfur-stinking egg and tells you to take care of it
Pic related: how swamp dragons lay eggs
why is gassy lizard so sexi
>>2738273
Dominance and Lewdness!
>>2738451
>tfw that artist doesn't do as much weird fetish stuff ever since they made a new fetish art account
His stuff was great, and not even for his female dragon/scaly stuff
>>2738273
I think gassy anything with a large rump is sexy
>>2580825
I want to use that image for other fetishes.
![1406404297.gootekinc_midnight_snacking_[gas].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S7oANUQ.jpg "1406404297.gootekinc_midnight_snacking_[gas].jpg")
>>2738511
>His stuff was great, and not even for his female dragon/scaly stuff
http://vj5pbopejlhcbz4n.onion.link/fa/gootekinc/
Archives, motherfucka
>>2738756
I know, at one point I even found an account he had before that one, I just wish he still did more extreme/fetishey stuff
Also he dropped his qt male deer character for some female reptilian/slug thing which was kinda disappointing for me
>>2735463
>What's that like?
It lingers. Then it starts to bloom like a vile, rotten egg. It's so thick and humid and nauseating you'll swear you were out to sea
Then the sharp, nostril burning undertones kick in. It makes you weak in the knees and brings tears to your eyes.
It's a rich, complex bouquet.
>>2738756
>tmw I'm a newfag
Is there a way to download everything from that archive?
>>2739653
some sort of scraper running through tor
that being said don't do that too much and try to only do it with lost galleries, because the owner specifically requests not to scrape large amounts of images from the archive since it can't support that much activity. it's already unstable enough as it is.
>>2739111
Trips confirm the rich beautiful soup of odors and neauseating stench.
Ah, to be abused and loved by a dragoness, frequently given that bellowing mating call day after day until you give in and marry her, only to have her increase the daily flow, marking her home every day, by the hour...marking you, no amount of baths seem to get it off, all know that you belong to her~
>>2739714
>tmw I'm a noobfag
Is there some place where one can get some more galleries?
>>2739845
>Is there some place where one can get some more galleries?
Just replace the name part "gootekinc" with whatever artist you want like "dragoneer."
>>2739845
replace the username at the end of the address with any other FA username that's posted something since 2008 and it'll have a page for it
>>2739111
Is...is dragon flatulence lethal at times? Capable of causing illness? Bringing down whole towns with one careless burst?
>>2740070
'scraping' refers to downloading content en masse from a server, generally for archival purposes. I'm actually not knowledgeable in the slightest as to the best way of doing it in this case, when I scraped a few galleries I just used some old legacy program I found, but I imagine /g/ could help. if you ask nicely about how to easily scrape a server on tor for image files they should be able to tell you what to do in far greater detail than I can.
>>2740109
It all depends on the age of the dragon. The brew gets more potent with time, you see. A draggyloli might have strong farts, but they're no more putrid in odor than a regular human's
A more experienced dragon can cause rolling waves of pestilence from atop her mountain keep and would definitely be lethal in a hot boxing.
But a ten thousand year old Dragmilf? She could fan an SBD your way and it would be the last thing you ever smelled. The horrific, corrosive death stink would leave your body looking like you hollowed out.
>>2740229
Now, I'd imagine a draggyloli would be stronger thanks to her dragon blood, surely.
I can definitely see how a forceful blast from an elder dragoness can cause the downfall of entire civilizations.
Tiamat, being a jerk that she is, probably interrupted Bahamut making a hugely packed world/universe of peace and order by releasing her BIG Bang, decimating most and leaving space mostly empty, not to mention that fart's been lingering ever since; causing everyone to go insane, go evil or on dark paths, or causing all katter of pestilience.
I bet swamp/green dragons are concentrated versions of what lingered.
>
>>2743034
you can hear her on her podcast m8, and I've never seen her say she's trans
>>2743193
I don't remember seeing her ask people to remove that stuff, but I wouldn't be surprised. She recently started involving her character in some Zootopia alternate universe fanfiction communityl as the leader of Zootopia or something, so she removed her extreme art from public viewing since it probably wouldn't sit well with most people. She still regularly commissions extreme stuff privately though, at least from what I've heard.
>>2743193
He watched Zootopia, waifu'd Gazele and rebooted Aurelina to go from farting galaxy sized blob to looking like a plump recolor of Nick Wilde. I guess since the sona has been rebooted, they don't want their slob goddess one around anymore.
>>2744091
to play devil's advocate, since it seems like her character is supposed to represent her as her 'fursona,' it makes sense that she'd use it as her self insert into some rp shit. also she's supposedly still commissioning crazy slob art of her character, she's just not making it public. so really, from her perspective she hasn't lost anything.
the silver lining is that while all the stuff of her character isn't easily viewable anymore, she's putting her commission money into commissioning slob art of Gazelle, who quite honestly is just a far better designed and more visually appealing character. for me it's just a shame that she'll probably not commission any really crazy shit of her, or at least she won't publish such commissions anywhere.
>>2744091
Considering a majority of Aurelina art is "giant gassy blob that eats planets/other fatties" I'm guessing they lack the creativity to think up another character to RP these for. Although honestly, would anybody expect anyone whose gallery is filled with countless commissions of other artists drawing their fursona to be creative and not egotistic?
>>2740109
>Is...is dragon flatulence lethal at times? Capable of causing illness?
Depends on her diet, but yes, concentrated dragon gas can be lethal and is always nauseating, even in the cases where someone has built up an "immunity" (usually basking in the stench long enough for the foul odor to permeate every part of their body though their choice or not)
>Bringing down whole towns with one careless burst?
You mean are the stories of massive, ancient, thick bootyed dragonMILFs producing a foul, rancid miasma flowing down from their mountain lair to choke, smother, and at times MELT flesh, wood, and stone?
Yes, those are true
>>2741182
>Tiamat, being a jerk that she is, probably interrupted Bahamut making a hugely packed world/universe of peace and order by releasing her BIG Bang, decimating most and leaving space mostly empty, not to mention that fart's been lingering ever since; causing everyone to go insane, go evil or on dark paths, or causing all katter of pestilience.
If that happened why is there even a universe left?
Alexsrtasza has a healing breath capabpe of making flowers bloom wherever she breathes on. Does it also heal from the other end?
>>2744589
>If that happened why is there even a universe left?
Bahamut using his protective breath weapon against her as a counterbalance, and magicking away most of the foul miasma into realms beyond man's reach. But not enough to prevent most worlds from being uninhabitable, or creating Gas Giant worlds.
>>2744589
>If that happened why is there even a universe left?
Not that anon, but I believe he's inferring that Tiamat's legendary flatulence is why the rest of the universe is so dead and empty, and our speck of a planet survived entirely by chance
And even still, the lingering effects of that fart is why we have evil, strife disease and madness
>>2747183
>Does it also heal from the other end?
Logic would say yes
But I like to imagine a sort of yin yang relationship with her front end and her back end. One brings life and the other death
>>2743466
>>2743857
>Zootopia is such a religious experience that you decide to turn your fursona into a sfw Zoosona
>Your hedonistic slob goddess Fursona that grinds her slaves into bloody slop which she uses as the jelly in her donuts
>Your apocalyptically flatulent Fursona who regularly farts people or entire planets to death
>And you can't just make a new character because you're that narcissitic and deluded into thinking your character is you
Ho lee shit bro
Furries is crazy
>>2748631
There's a difference between
>Here's a picture of me as a giraffe!
>He listens to linkin park and likes to skateboard
>I drew it/my friend drew it
And
>Here is me as a morbidly obese wolf goddess.
>I am worshipped by thousands of thralls and I kill them without concern.
>They feed me metric tons of pastries while they starve and die at my feet.
>I am all powerful.
>I have paid several hundred artists to draw me.
>>2748817
that all seems to be a part of the fetish for them though desu
the only one that could apply would be the last one, but there's tons of people like that and I don't think doing that necessitates egotism in any way
I want them to shit on me
>>2749040
too far
>you will never live in a village besieged by a dragoness and her stink
>you will never one day fail to pay her tribute, and have her glare at you all for a while before leaving for her mountaintop lair
>you will never breath a collective sigh of relief, only to gasp and choke as the downwind comes, and everyone realizes she had been leaking out an SbD
>as you all rush to your homes to escape it, you will never hear the echoing thunder and feel the slight earthquake as a tidal wave of gas cascades down from the mountain to crash on your town
>caught totally unprepared, you will never be out in the open at ground zero, practically having the gas crash directly into your lungs, all traces of clean, breathable air replaced with hers, falling down into a fetal position and heaving to get the foulness out, only to replace it with more
>you will never pass out from the stench, as another traveler finds a horde of animals running away or dead, with the river sending dead fish downstream outside town
>you will never have her threaten to release right in your water supply lake/river next time if you fail to provide so she can have a personal bubble bath
>>2748209
I wonder how many consorts or brave challengers she's fallen that way. I mean, she could go to town with her rear on some poor fellow for the thrill of it, only to revive him with a soft, gentle breath, and send him on his way with a bouqet of flowers to boot.
>>2719803
>Raising toddler dragon-chan
>contract local wizard to enchant a diaper so it can withstand her ass blasts
>She blows it to shreds after one particularly bad tummy ache
>>2749494
>You will never share a homemade bubble bath with a flatulent dragoness.
>>2584657
>>2584657
There's a film that's already done that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8fn7gmrkRo
[spoiler]It wasn't very good. The first Dragonheart was leagues better[/spoiler]
>>2753468
>There's a film that's already done that.
>>2584657
American Dragon: Jake Long did that as well.
>>2753356
>no Tamamitsune to stink up her bubble bath for you
>>2753356
>>2754463
>You will never relax in a local hot springs, sinking into the water a bit as you start to doze off
>You will never feel a shadow block your light
>You will never look up to see the big, thick booty of the dragonMILF who's been befouling the land with her gassy ass descending upon you
>You will never find yourself trapped underwater, pinned between her cheeks and face to face with her puffy pucker
>You will never be seconds from passing out when you taste the first hint of her foul miasma
>You will never greedily suck it up, filling your lungs with her lifesaving, but nauseating gas
>You will never spend hours under there, desperately huffing her gas just to keep from drowning
[spoiler]>She will never clench her cheeks before she gets up, trapping you in there as she heads back to her lair for a bit more fun with her new toy
[/spoiler]
What about kobolds? They worship/are slaves to dragons.
What happens to them with these dragonesses around?
>>2757332
if that's the case I'd say they're probably a species of fartsluts
after all, what other part of a dragon would be worth worshipping more?
>>2757332
>What happens to them with these dragonesses around?
>What happens to the numerous, expendable race of slaves/snacks/worshipers/sex toys?
Isn't it obvious
>Forced to worship their dragoness mistress and stroke her ego
>Fix her meals and/or be said meals (and probably be the reason she's so gassy)
>Get sat on, accidentally or "accidentally"
>Be tiny enough that they're constantly stuck in a cloud of her heavier than air farts
>Occasionally get used as dildos/buttplugs
Pick all of the above
>>2757484
>>2757562
>you will never see cutebolds corrupted by exposure to lady dragon gas to the point they are stockholm syndrome in need of it, and believe she is blessing them as a goddess
>>>>2754812
Please don't stop
>>2759236
>Dragon
What's worse? Orge or Dragon gas? If we believe Shrek, he could kill Donkey point blank range.
>>2760232
well, donkey married a dragon and didn't die, so seemingly ogre farts are worse
>>2760287
Yeah but did Dragon ever dutch oven Donkey or did she love her husband too much to take the risk? Maybe she knew her potent poots might be too much for him to take so she releases them somewhere safer?
>>2580849
>>2760675
I think donkey had to have known what he was getting into anon. in fact, if he was sane those poots were probably an upside in his eyes.
>>2760843
Maybe she sat him down and placed her ass over his entire body while coiling her tail behind his back to make sure he isn't blown away, before releasing a volley of powerful butt belches directly onto his body. That could be a test of his longevity, making sure he's actually competent husband material who could survive her fetid eruptions.
>>2760921
>releasing a volley of powerful butt belches directly onto his body. That could be a test of his longevity, making sure he's actually competent husband material who could survive her fetid eruptions.
W-whew
>>2719803
>>2721703
>>2728732
>>2739111
>>2740229
>>2741182
>>2744589
>>2748209
>>2749494
>>2754812
>>2757562
This thread is too hot and humid
We need a writefag!
>>2759236
Give me another idea and I wont
>>2763027
What exactly happens to say, OP, who is a knight out to fight the stinking menace of the land, only to be caught off guard by her opening attack?
>>2763100
Let me rephrase that, give me another idea that inspires me and I won't, can't seem to think of anything for that one, sorry
>>2580882
>in belly
>when thread is about the booty
???
>>2765332
to be fair, the OP just mentioned farts. if a dragon could somehow fart inwards that anon would be perfectly fine.
>>2580825
I didn't know I wanted this.
Oh wait.
Yes I did.
>>2765396
>somehow fart inwards
>fart inwards
?????
>>2765649
dragons are magic or some shit, they could probably manage it somehow
>>2740229
>But a ten thousand year old Dragmilf? She could fan an SBD your way and it would be the last thing you ever smelled. The horrific, corrosive death stink would leave your body looking like you hollowed out.
>>2744589
>You mean are the stories of massive, ancient, thick bootyed dragonMILFs producing a foul, rancid miasma flowing down from their mountain lair to choke, smother, and at times MELT flesh, wood, and stone?
>Yes, those are true
I have a boner reading about from deadly dragoness farts.
This fetish is strange and weird, but it's hot.
Im not sure what to do about this
>>2766108
If you're stuck inside and she decides to trap not only trap you in with a buttplug, but mercilessly unless her harshest winds, where are they going to go? They can't go out or back in.
>>2765332
>>2766108
>You will never be slave/fartslut of a big bootyed MILFdragon
>While bringing her her food you will never fall victim to a silent, but very deadly fart of her's and collapses unconscious on her meal
>You will never awaken in a strange, dark, slimy, and very foul (but familiar) smelling place
>You will never come to realize you are trapped within her gurgly, gassy gut
>You will never lose track of time deep within her bowels, jostled and tossed about by her powerful gut muscles as you are practically bathed in her rancid miasma straight from the source
>You will never pray that you'll soon pass s you begin to suspect that you've spent days surrounded by her foul odor despite somehow knowing you've made little to no progress on your trip through her gut
>>2767565
>Im not sure what to do about this
Imagine yourself under the thick draconic ass of a playfully sadistic dragonMILF and having the life choked out of you by her foul, suffocating gas
Fap
>>2768961
You should have probably proofread that first but I think I get the gist of what you're saying,
>where are they going to go?
I'd assume they'd be trapped inside, building up in concentration and pressure, I'd imagine that if they weren't lethal before, they'll be acidic enough to melt flesh and bone pretty soon
>>2768961
Wat?
>>2733412
>obliterating a castle with her ass
>most likely killing everyone inside
>all she feels is embarrassment
I love this shit. She's so huge and above humans that their lives mean nothing to her since she can barely even notice them. All those people dying around her barely even register as gnats from her perspective.
>>2771666
Repeating my previous post, give me an idea that inspires me and I will
>>2580849
>they'll never be /aqst/
>>2773357
>>releases winds with him in there
This makes it still stupid, a butt plug would keep her from farting, there'd be no releasing wind, it'd just build up
>>2774287
it wouldn't be an airtight seal anon. after all, a dragon's ass gets a bit stretched and worn from a lifetime of extreme flatulence.
>>2774324
Not with the right buttplug anon
Also,
>Implying a dragoness's pucker isn't kept perfectly healthy and tight via her own internal magic
>>2774324
>ass gets a bit stretched and worn from a lifetime of extreme flatulence.
Ew, gassy butts should be healthy not used up
>>2774397
I agree, I should've made it clearer that I meant that they merely tended to get slightly looser rather than getting gross and unhealthy.
>>2774374
But wouldn't it make sense for them to be as loose as possible for the sake of expelling as much gas as possible? I guess on the rare occasions they aren't farting they'd keep their puckers tight.
>>2759236
Goddamn Dragon has a great ass.
>>2774445
>But wouldn't it make sense for them to be as loose as possible for the sake of expelling as much gas as possible? I guess on the rare occasions they aren't farting they'd keep their puckers tight.
No?
Not unless you're into incontinence, cause that's what a loose pucker results in
And a tight pucker wouldn't really stop the gas flow, if anything it'd make them more forceful
>>2774478
>>2774509
>>2774515
>You will never have a big booty dragoness waifu
>You will never get to worship her glorious body and magnificent ass
>You will never wedge yourself between her cheeks so you can eat out her puffy dragon pucker
>You will never feel her tail press down on you and her cheeks clench trapping you with your face burred in her anus as you hear a rumbling coming from deep within her gut
>>2772572
I want to know what it would be like to sleep with Dragon. Whether or not she's a noisy sleeper, or if she'd "fool around" with you in the morning by foregoing your own alarm clock and blasting you with a loud noise of her own.
>>2774543
>will never get to wake up to this view
>>2774515
F A T !
>>2774654
Listen, the idea of being an animal doesn't appeal to me at all. It's not my fetish. I'm happy being a human.
But I would be a talking donkey for the rest of my life if it meant I could shag my fat-ass dragon wife every night
>>2777205
I thought the proper meme was THICC
>>2777235
>not wanting to be Eddie Murphy as a talking Shrek-befriending donkey regardless
it's like you don't even know how to have fun
>This Thread
The next Shrek is Love Shrek is Life?
>>2777488
>dragon farts becoming the next fetish meme, like cuckolding
>>2778608
plsno
>>2777415
[spoiler]I want Pyro to admit that he is a furry[/spoiler]
[spoiler]I've never been on trash before. Are these threads regular? I'm not that good, but I kind of want to try some writefaggotry later about [spoiler]Dragoness Farts[/spoiler] when I have some free time.[/spoiler]
>>2779067
these threads happen occasionally, yeah
also any writefaggotry would be appreciated
>>2779067
>I've never been on /trash/ before
Pro-tip: spoilers don't work on red boards like /trash/.
Also yes please on some writefagging.
>>2779067
>I kind of want to try some writefaggotry later about [spoiler]Dragoness Farts[/spoiler] when I have some free time.[/spoiler]
DO IT
please?
>>2779067
>Are these threads regular?
Nope. They usually pop up at random intervals and the last one died from inactivity and lack of art of this niche fetish. I'm surprised this one is still going honestly.
>>2778768
>I want Pyro to admit that he is a furry
What? From TF2? Who are you talking about
http://pastebin.com/j57KnqPU
Here. I'm pretty sure I missed to some grammar mistakes as I was going over it. I haven't written anything in a year or so. I sort of lost interest partway through, but I wanted to keep going and actually finish it. Sorry about the half-assed ending. And I'm not sure if it'll be a particularly enjoyable read.
But all the same, enjoy.
>>2787699
Thanks, will read in the morning
>>2787699
Checked
Also, I really liked this story anon, for not writing for a year, this was a very nice read, lewd and the characters were pretty enjoyable. I really loved the nicknames for her, and the frequent stench call outs.
I didn't notice much of a quality drop mid-way, although the end was a bit sudden. Anyway, thank you for writing this, I appreciate this.
>>2580825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vs6B_scH3I
>>2791840
Thank you. Yeah, it was about 1:30 when I finished, and I was worried that if I stopped midway I wouldn't pick it up again.
>>2787699
I liked it, didn't notice any loss of quality or anything though the ending does feel abrupt and like it should continue on
>>2792040
Spyro?
>>2807176
That can't be a coincidence that this was posted on the slob thread and now it's popped up here
>>2807176
>you will never go on a flight with your dragon gf sitting on her fat ass as she makes her own smelly sky messages
>>2807212
>slob
Worst part of having this fetish
>>2808294
meaning?
>>2808429
Thick gassy dragon asses are hot
Slobs are not
>>2811685
I thought slob meant thick and gassy
>>2813837
No, slob means slob, as in filthy, doesn't wash themselves, ect
>>2815581
it's amazing these two threads can co-exist
Which would you prefer: A full-on Dragon with Feminine Features, or more of a Half-Dragon, Half-Human with features of both?
>You enter the dragoness and a cavern farts in your face
>>2824595
>Your face farts in a dragoness and a cavern enters
>you fart in a cave and a dragoness enters
>>2824562
Guess
>>2822527
these have kind of been a thing for a while now, and they don't really involve slob per se, so I don't think it's that incredible. that and the fact that the slob thread really isn't an established general yet, the only reason it's had activity is because of one guy sperging out and a drawfag and writefag taking requests. it's actually pretty comfy in there though, so I'm not complaining.
>>2828997
I meant how the slob thread could have all that this thread features, but this thread can't feature all the slob thread has to offer. Not to mention there is way more slob art than thick farting dragoness art. So I thought when the slob thread popped up it would draw attention away and basically absorb this thread. And who knows, it might become a general someday. But yeah, thank god the writefag and drawfag were lurking and offered requests.
>>2828625
>She was lured in by the smell
>She wants more
>>2829348
>dragoness takes it as a challenge
>has a fart off
>>2834650
Is that a fair challenge? Seems more like a slaughter than a competition.
Oy vey, the six gorrillion villagers
https://tapastic.com/episode/351891
>>2840634
well that was something I did not expect that artist to make
>>2840634
Cute...
don't die
