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H/fur thread #3 (this time 'round)
Previous thread: >>2256485
>>2496822
Fuck, this pic is doing all kinds of thing to me. My penis agrees with it and I can see now why people like thick girls.
I wonder if they'd let you sample the cream straight from the source.
>>2497225
A dream to live for, if I ever heard one
>>2497308
>testicle growth
Yes!
>>2497393
Big hefty balls are my favorite
>>2497482
You're not alone.
>>2499510
Larger res
>>2502223
Larger res
>>2503333
>larger res, smaller dick
not that I mind, of course
>>2503425
All that mass had to go somewhere to make her bigger.
Actually, I didn't notice. So here's a picture of a herm getting milked to make up for it.
I want to become a herm.
>>2511464
Same.
How many dicks is too many?
>>2512267
When I run out of holes to fit them all and body parts to rub against them.
>>2496677
Is that a raccoon? I could've used some.
>>2512267
When there's not enough blood left to sustain the conscience in the brain, then there's too many.
>>2496943
Who's this black and green character I keep seeing
>>2517492
Daxzor, a character made by this artist: rocketraptor.tumblr.com/
Does anyone have any good herm fics they recommend?
>>2522290
What do you want ?
HxM ? HxF ? HxH ?
>>2525189
Not that dude but HxF and HxH
>you will never come home to a herm hyena wife
>>2497578
thanks doc
>>2536180
Fuck.
>>2532496
Why live?
Why aren't there many futa ballbusting pics?
>>2560187
cus that shit is gay
Herm cock is my favorite
big beautiful balls are the best
>>2569979
What's not to love about it
>>2592220
If that were the case, then yes
Anyone got the followup to >>2532303 ?
>>2512267
gee bill
>>2614704
Not in my folder, no. Kinda low on stuff as it is
>>2614926
I love you.
Never gets old.
>>2614704
I gotcha senpai
A bit slow today guys?
>>2659235
I believe her name is Victoria
>>2652697
Anyone got a better res version of this?
>>2661589
>>2661837
Much appreciated, kind anon
>>2666988
>You will never worship them
I should draw my last pathetic card and end it.
>>2667008
Don't end it anon, there's so much to live for! By that I mean VR is a thing right now and it'll only become better. In a few years you'll be able to worship them.
>>2667393
We have to wait for true artificial intelligence to come around, which probably wont be in our lifetime.
For hermaphrodites to exist as we imagine them (i.e. feminine, but amazonian), would there have to be a third steroid hormone, specifically for them?
>>2668764
I call it, Testostrogen.
>>2668764
There are people that have those body types now. It probably just requires a certain mix of the two hormones as is. As well as some degree of working out, to maintain the figure. If they don't, the extra hormones might end up making them predisposed towards being chunky.
God damnit, I gave myself a boner without meaning to.
...
god damnit.
Time to post a few of my favs
That should keep the thread bumped for a little while..
>>2675877
Thanks for dumping, you've got amazing tastes anon. All those fat hermcocks are making my mouth water.
>>2675969
Same, my butt just itches to have thick, hard hermcocks inside it.
>>2676069
Unf, guess I'll have to go look up some stories later.
>>2675969
>>2676069
Nah, herms are for fucking and playing with, and maintaining order in your harem. I would never want a herm in my ass, or any cocks in general.
>>2675877
Take this for example. All I want to do is bend that draggie ladymeat and fuck it up its juicy holes while I squeeze and tease its fat scaly nuts. Maybe stroke it off while I push that sounding rod up and down, watch her squirm through unreleased orgasm after orgasm. Or just rub my feet all over her warm body. Herms are just women with more to play with.
>>2676141
To each his own I suppose.
I'm not all that assertive though which is why I'm more interested in submitting to them. But I can still see the appeal in what you described, the cock just makes her even more sexual and easier to control, plus watching her shoot ropes of cum is proof of how good you're making her feel when you fuck her.
>>2676183
Having the best of all world, herms are the ultimate sexual beings. I myself would rather submit to a herm and become one's personal cocksleeve, but of course there is absolutely nothing wrong in wanting to overpower one and making her cock cum purely by destroying her pussy.
As long as you're enjoying blissful sex with a herm, does it really matter?
>>2676266
>As long as you're enjoying blissful sex with a herm, does it really matter?
Fucking agreed.
>>2676266
That's actually a very cute looking elephant.
I don't see many artists get them to look good but I like this
>>2676266
I want a large loving herm to make my her boy toy :3
Anyone else think dickgirls look weird with normal sized dicks?
I don't know what it is but when the dick is as big as their arm it looks right but when it's the size a normal make would have it looks out of place
>>2679264
I do usually find it disappointing when their dicks small or just plain average. Always thought that they should have bigger dicks than guys.
>>2679264
I know exactly what you're talking about, I find the same issue. I guess it's just because it's hotter and it's what I'm used to fapping to. Even when their cocks are big by human standards it's not enough, It has to reach down to their knees for me to actually start drooling over it.
>>2679638
I'm fine with this.
>>2667508
im banking on downloading my brain or preserving it well enough to eventually be downloaded and then BEING the VR, whats everyone else's long game plan?
>>2669592
aaaaaaand canon
testostrogen it is
>>2682371
Excellent, when does development and distribution begin?
>>2682349
Hope God exists so that when I die I can yiff in furry hell for all eternity.
>>2682349
Nuclear war leading to actual herm furries created through radiation.
>>2683566
Dubs confirms this
>>2683566
Who here hyped for Radioactive Yiff Overlords?
>>2685837
I for one welcome our new yiff overlords
>>2496677
Could someone please post more herms with visible vaginas?
>>2702543
oh baby
>>2676141
>Nah, herms are for fucking and playing with, and maintaining order in your harem.
Mah nigger. I've always preferred the idea of dominating herms since you could get them off much more easily. Plus the idea of them always being horny and desperate to cum in really hot. And furry dickgirl would be the perfect sex slave.
>>2704125
>>2704207
>>2704223
>>2704253
>>2704293
>>2706157
>>2706157
Balls
Fuck I love herms that constantly leak pre all over themselves.
>>2714524
are you me? pre is mouthwatering
emergency bump
>>2727922
>lmao hang on this isnt my headdress
>>2727922
Mmpf. More like this one please
>>2740845
God I hate patreon
>>2743010
Why's that, anon?
I mean, I don't particularly like that image you linked either, I don't like when cocks are that big, but still
>>2743058
"FOLLOW ME ON PATREON!!" shit just makes images a lot worse for me, just make a fucking alt version without it at least.
>>2743286
I agree but it's not as intrusive in this example. Like come the fuck on having that "ad" in the first place is what allows the artist to make more content for you, which you view for free.
Money-whoring from artists can get so much worse than having a small link on the bottom corner of the drawing.
>>2743392
Remove that stupid P then and just keep the black link. Also plenty of artist which don't need "ads" to continue drawing great stuff.
>>2744018
Drawing for free doesn't net a lot of food. Most artists don't usually have high paying jobs, either.
Time for a bump
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16623707/
>>2749969
fug
more hot drippy cocks pls
>>2749708
And still they manage to do it for free
Did the herm on male thread die?
>>2706157
Not in this dimension.
>>2754850
Um... I think so.
>>2759012
Writefag paste: http://pastebin.com/u/Tailowking
http://pastebin.com/ZV5dk1sp (Mother's Day)
http://pastebin.com/eXEY5fvL (I want 1)
http://pastebin.com/UyFGz9wb (I Want 2)
http://pastebin.com/TWQKi5yM (Shark story)
Dropping this here for future use.
>>2760351
I also got a screen shot of another story. My fave from the thread.
>>2755256
I want to be able to do this to myself.
I've always wanted to be a Herm, the mutual aspect always was hot to me, I wish there was more stuff about people being TFd into herms and joining a community of them
>>2762308
When do the bottoms come off?
>>2763270
That pic really puts into perspective the amount of work you would have to do to be able to appear in public if you had a package that big.
>>2763490
Even in that picture, at the last picture she must have had to to something else like using tape or some other sort of constriction so the entire package looks smaller, otherwise there'd still be a giant bulge, obviously to anyone seeing it even out of the corner of their eye.
And that's not to even touch on what might happen if she got a boner in public, it would probably hurt like a motherfucker.
>>2763705
Sometimes I think about what it'd be like to be endowed like that, but then I'm reminded I could never a normal life, so I guess it's just an interesting fantasy.
>>2763733
It'd be nice in a society that wasn't uptight about sex and indecency. One where people walking around naked is perfectly fine.
>>2763871
True, one can only hope.
>>2763871
The only time having a cock bigger than your arm even when flaccid would be good is for sexy times, any other time it's just a big fucking hassle. Not to mention it would drain all the blood from your brain whenever you get hard, meaning you would really just stop most higher cognitive thinking and turn into a one-track mindset that was firmly rooted in getting off in any way possible.
Which, of course, is hot as fuck to think about, but really would suck being the Dr. Jekyll to that particular Mr./Mrs. Hyde.
>>2763998
Honestly, all that would be necessary to prevent significant blood lost would be to keep the flaccid penis very large. If you have a two-foot dick, you can't be a grower.
>>2764426
>If you have a two-foot dick, you can't be a grower.
I dunno about that, necessarily. Anything is possible when furries are involved.
>>2763871
makes me want to write a story about a gated community people go to when they become herms, they have normal lives but are so much more open on matters of nudity and sex
>>2763998
>enlarged gloryhole
Hah, common sense.
>>2763705
Compression shorts are a hell of thing.
That's what she's wearing as underwear.
Just imagine super tight spandex shorts that absolutely squish down on everything.
I've tried them on before and as a well endowed male I can say without a doubt that they are uncomfortable as hell. But in a sexy kind of way.
On a side note for some reason I really love this character for some reason.
>>2740845
Another pic of her here that's great.
>>2763998
>when your cock is still flaccid and it's already bigger than his
>>2760584
What? Blow yourself?
I've done it on several occasions. Painful as all hell on your back and you become insensitive to it after the first few times, making it more of a chore rather than a pleasure to cum.
With a hyperdick that size, you won't have to worry about back problems but you might find the road to climax... anti-climatic.
Dare I say it, I'd sooner recommend fisting yourself.
>>2771227
You also wont have a huge pair of love pillows to squeeze it between
>>2496677
Kek, week old thread
>>2771591
This is what it's really all about.
>>2765576
Yes, please do.
I would love that.
I love big fat balls!
>>2778266
Seems like she'd be a bit cold like that
>>2780930
this
>>2780955
Maybe, looks chilly out there
>>2780930
Same
>>2781196
>Same
>Posts ball-less futa
>>2781789
I'm aware of the irony. The point still stands, however
>>2781923
Why post ball less then
>>2782305
I post my pic by filename. I forgot that was one of the few ball-less pics I had.
>>2781923
What a waste of such good cum.
>>2782373
The best place for cum is everywhere
>>2782392
But I'd rather be gulping it down or having it flood inside me. Just splashing the walls and sheets is an absolute waste!
>>2782418
I agree, that's some tasty stuff. Nutritious too.
>>2782537
If I could live entirely off herm cum for the rest of my life, I would. As long as she kept her diet varied so her cum isn't always the exact same of course.
>>2782636
Of course, variety is the spice of life, especially when it comes to herm cum.
I really wish I was a thick and busty dragon herm. I want fat balls and a soft belly, and a big, hard, throbbing cock that can't be contained. I want to drip semen all day and masturbate all night. I want to rub my cock with my own breasts and fill my cheeks with my own seed. I want to fill up sissies and be filled up by studs. And most of all, I want have long, passionate sex with other herms like me for the rest of my days.
I love herm cock
>>2783203
Who wouldn't?
>>2783203
And be experimented on in labs until you die?
>>2794766
Sit on my face and let me lick those balls!
I want to worship a futa furry
>>2795611
Get in line.
>>2795671
Does the line lead to an actual furry futa for me to worship?
>>2796396
If only ;_;
>>2796413
How far are we from creating perfect herms? Couple years at most I hope?
>>2796673
I like your optimism anon.
![fd176819c5dcc2bece08d801ccda7c51[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ujN4ZKI.jpg "fd176819c5dcc2bece08d801ccda7c51[1].jpg")
>>2762308
>>2763270
now
![f54424d45835ae33b40533e8a1a4a150[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4C7LKNO.jpg "f54424d45835ae33b40533e8a1a4a150[1].jpg")
>>2797406
>>2796673
Maybe a couple decades if we're lucky
>>2797430
Me in the middle
>>2797760
We wouldnt be here if we were lucky
>>2799945
If we were lucky, we'd all be in pocket dimension filled with big, busty, horny herms who would turn us into herms so we could fuck for all eternity.
>>2799975
This is when I realized either God doesn't exist, or he hates us all.
>>2799945
Thanks, i needed that boost.
>>2804113
Why? Did he cry to the admins about patreon dough?
>>2804333
I think so, there's only one Wyntersun pic on e621 right now and it's mostly some people trying to figure out what happned
>>2796413
i want to fall asleep on her chest and wake up with her morning wood poking my chin
>>2808866
Same actually
bump for more herm dick and fat, thick, huge balls~
>>2622584
Now that's what I call being stuck between a cock and a hard place
>>2819714
u-unf thats a really nice pair of balls~~~
>>2823058
Yeah, Xpray does 'em real nice, I think.
>>2749708
Wish I was in his place there.
>>2782418
my hermfu would produce so much cum that I could never take it all inside me. it would gush and leak out of me, and we'd get lie there in a warm sticky puddle, licking each other clean.
>>2796413
>>2806535
I want to use her dick as a butt plug, fall asleep on her chest and wake up in the morning with my insides sloshing like a waterbed.
>>2796673
>>2797760
We still wouldn't be able to, even decades after we develop the know-how, due to such banal rubbish such as "morality" and "ethics", taking into account that these people would also need eighteen years to mature, getting bullied all the while, and they'll also need to live normal lives outside of sex.
Otherwise, we'd have herms as soon as possible: some of them would have two dicks. Or a horsecock. Or three boobs. Or tentacles.
Etc.
>>2830137
Fucking ethics, who needs them when you have science. Science that has the ability to give us horse-cocked herms.
>>2780930
>>2831912
I want those huge sweaty balls all over my face
>>2831941
s-same~
>>2833494
She must be carrying enough cream in those giant balls to fill a barrel. Bet she has to constantly empty them every day to avoid it from hurting and feeling heavy. Wish I was there to help, I'd be more than happy to aid her.
>>2553068
that doesn't really work the way you think it would...
>>2844418
How so?
>>2844418
if you mean what i think you mean. i had a giggle.
>>2844564
You wouldn't be able to thrust.
