Anon Games: The end.
>>2426320
Benny gets stabbed and Gravity is cruel to Matt.
>>2426371
Congratulations Mami.
>>2426377 (elly)
>Hammer starts to glow with psyker energy
Lakes of blood? I sense some heresy here.
>>2426390
Placements.
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>>2426375
No it isn't.
>>2426371
God damn it! Oh well, at least best Madoka girl won... Thanks for the game mate.
I'm just gonna step out for a bit...
>>2426343
Sexual innuendo is not appreciated here. Go next-door if you wish to partake in lewd activities.
>>2426372
The main character of what?
>>2426390
Congratulations, fellow pursuer of justice!
Thank you for hosting!
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>2426404
Thanks for hosting mate
>>2426404
>>2426390
Thanks for hosting, congrats Mami
>>2426404
Thanks for hosting tonight
>>2426390
>>2426404
H-Huh? I-It's over?
>Shakes her head back and forth.
Thank you for the test of skill
>>2426390
>>2426404
Thank you for giving us your time and congratulations to you, Mami!
Back and hunting
>>2426407
yes. it is.
>>2426410
>>2426413
>>2426421
>>2426422
>>2426426
>>2426436
>>2426437
You are all welcome. I'm off to bed. Have a good evening.
>>2426404
Thank you for hosting
>>2426348 (Matt)
You don't have to take it if our don't understand what I'm saying. You've just demonstrated that.
>>2426377 (Elly)
>She examines it.
Excellent work. Barely any scratches either. You know how to take care of a blade.
>>2426322
>Whoopsie
A...Space Marine? Marines don't dress like knights, I think...some kind of special ops or something?
>>2426363
>He shrugs
It might work that way, I dunno. I've never been a religious person.
>>2426377
A temper? She looked pretty cute, too, flower in hand and everything. Looks deceive, right?
>>2426413
>He laughs
It's been a while since I flirted like that. Heh, sorry. I didn't cross a line, did I?
>His eyes open a bit wider
Wait, there's a place for that here? Seriously?
>>2426442
>The man frowns
Who are you hunting?
>>2426449
>A late thanks. Sleep well!
>>2426314
Of course! Admittedly, I have been made soft by healing quirks that I forget they are a luxury and one that is probably not found anywhere else other than where I originate.
>>2426275
You do if you wish to do it legally.
>>2426404
Thank you for having us in your tournament!
>>2426449
Good night
>>2426390
>>2426404
Thank you for providing us with this adventure, sir.
I'm sorry for not being here, I fell into a small nap, my apologies for that.
I hope you have a good night and sweet dreams, sir!
>>2426404
Thanks for having us.
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>>2426443
NO IT ISN'T, SHUT UP!
>>2426461
Well, from that point of view, you might be right.
but a god has to interact with their followers
Im a big guy
>>2426461
Everyone... There isn't anyone here who isn't a target on some level. You shouldn't worry though, we aren't in the arena yet.
>>2426449
Sleep well anon! Thanks again.
>>2426501
for me
>>2426343
>He shakes Desmond's hand
Mystery knight? Have you never seen an Astorian Knight before, Desmond? Ah, I still haven't introduced myself, apologies. My name is Solaire of Astora.
>>2426356
I do hope so. I am yet to traverse its narrows corridors and perilous heights.
>>2426461
I made my armor myself in order to honor my Chapters traditions. We are the Grey Knights, for we purge demons to protect humankind. You must have heard of us before.
>>2426482
Grats my angel
>>2426461
It is not here, it is the next door over! Take your perverse self there!!
>>2426464
I see. I have been educated in the arts of survival, so I know of many ways to care for wounds both serious and minor.
>>2426449
Take care and thank you for hosting these games!
>>2426404
Congratulations, Miss Mami!
>>2426449
Thank you for having us sir, and farewell.
>>2426402
>She appears to go slightly on guard
I wouldn't pretend to know. My mistress has never been religious, but she is the one who made the lake. Probably just to keep people away while she sleeps.
>She laughs in spite of herself
>>2426460
>She grins a bit
The nicks are...recent. They should repair themselves in time, it's hardly normal steel.
>>2426461
She spends most of her time asleep, really. She doesn't like getting woke up, and when she does wake up herself, she drags us around outside the mansion abroad.
ANOTHER ONE
>>2426518
You may wish to take care in there. Not a bit of sunlight peeks through.
>>2426529
LONG LIVE THE KNIGHTS! LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE! LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND!
>>2426489
ok.
gawd....
>>2426530
Thank you, sir!
I'm not an angel however, as far as I'm aware I don't have any wings or a halo around me, haha.
>>2426564
bigger!!
>>2426460
*you
>She sighs.
>>2426504
>She hands you a check for $3500.
Bring me someone's left hand, and I'll give you a real mission.
>>2426536
Magic steel? Nothing I'm not familiar with.
>>2426489
Hello. It is I. Izanya.
>>2426532
Law-abiding citizen, polite, well-versed in survival techniques, and blue hair! You couldn't possibly be human!
>>2426583
Urge to support patreon rising. RISING.
>>2426491
I'd pay a lot to see old Jehovah interact with the more crazy people who follow Him. They're pretty crazy sometimes
>He shrugs
What's your god about?
>>2426504
Huh. I guess the Templars must have hired a few guys to take me out
>He shrugs
Never been my problem.
>>2426518
Pleasure, Solaire. That's a fitting name.
>He smiles
Astorian Knight, huh? Nope, haven't heard the term before. Astoria's your home, then?
>>2426529
...Demons? The Grey Knights? Nope, that's all new to me. Future stuff, right? You look way too badass for 2012.
>>2426532
>He smiles
You haven't seen my perverted side yet. I'm not that bad, I promise.
I guess I'll drop the flirting, then. All jokes aside, I'm not looking for trouble, but if there's a Templar lurking around here I'm not gonna sit around.
>>2426536
>He smiles
Ever pranked her while she was asleep?
>>2426579
Hey, what's a little girl like you doing here?
>>2426583
Hey there. Did you enjoy it, too?
>He grins
helo it is i eiler ilmar jutilem
>>2426603
Lady Kanako rules over the wind, and Lady Suwako rules over the earth
>>2426564
STOP THAT!
>>2426583
PUT SOME CLOTHES ON SANYA!
>>2426603
>He
hello it is i me
>>2426599
stop talking about your dick dude
>>2426570
>>2426625
this is about as good as it'll look
>>2426579
A left hand? Interesting.
>takes the check
Does the species matter? Or is everything fair game.
>>2426603
Templars? Is that a cult or something?
>>2426579
It often isn't. Well, not here at least. Still, it's special to me.
>>2426603
>She appears to pale visibly
Certainly not! For one it would be forsaking my loyalty...and for another I wasn't joking when I said she doesn't like being woken....
You already know... what time is?
>>2426610
Eila?
>>2426598
I-I assure you I am completely human.
>>2426603
Templar? Please explain further.
>>2426637
WOOOOOOOOOOOOAH UR SO FUNNY YUKINE AHAHQAHA A T RUE CHILD PRODIGY
>>2426610
me 2
>>2426637
It is an endless source of frustration for me that people don't talk about my junk 24/7.
True suffering.
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>>2426642
BAKA BAKA!
>>2426646
Taco Time?
>>2426646
I doubt there is anyone who doesn't know what time is
>>2426664
U R A LOT BETTER AT THIS THAN ME DAYUM
>>2426558
That's...unsettling news, but, I will last. A simple fortress will not defeat my spirit!
>>2426603
Long ago, Astora was indeed my home, but now I have taken residence in Lordran.
>>2426676
>>2426646
Er, about half past 7, right?
>>2426679
I try
>>2426536
I am not sure that you are aware of demons, but in my world, lakes of blood are associated with Khorne, the Demon God of War.
>Hammer is now in guard position
>>2426603
I am from the 41st millennium, Desmond. Then again, time here is different in this realm
>>2426697
I didn't bring my watch with me
>>2426666
quads
>fall in a hole filled with basilisks
OH GOD IT'S DARK SOULS 1 ALL OVER AGAIN
>>2426603
Why do you care? Planning on taking care of me?
>>2426644
As long as it has five fingers, and I can tell it's the left one.
>>2426645
Let's just hope it cuts well.
>>2426732
Kill them all
>>2426732
just dodge
helo it is i eila
>>2426624
Elemental gods? Interesting. They around here?
>>2426628
I'm not a woman, if that's what you're wondering.
>>2426644
>Desmond nods
A bit more than that. They control nearly everything on the planet. Companies, industries, you name it. I used to fight them.
>>2426645
>He smiles
Yeah, I guess being woken up with a dick on your face is worse than normal waking up.
She sounds like a bit of a bitch, though.
>>2426649
Well, basically, the Templars are a pretty old Order, same like ours, the Assassins. We've been fighting them for thousands of years, if you believe the stories, which I do. Ever heard of Abstergo?
>>2426682
Lordran? New names to me. What's it like? Better or worse?
>>2426700
Wait, that's the year 41000? Jesus...
Does Earth even exist there?
>>2426735
>He frowns
No, and that's why I'm wondering. It's pretty dangerous here, y'know.
>>2426732
>Sunny D and roll.
>>2426746
>exterminates
>>2426754
Assassins!?
You have some explaining to do, and make it quick!
>>2426746
>Flips the image vertically
>>2426732
RUN FOOL
>>2426735
Sure. You'll get some poor SOB's hand soon.
>>2426754
Just one planet? Must hardly be a startup.
>>2426754
Yup, and it's known as Holy Terra. There is an empire based on it that expands 100,000 light years in diameter
>>2426754
Well, I've seen Lady Suwako around here a few days ago.
>>2426732
DOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE
>>2426793
thanks doc
>>2426708
I forgot I had one stuffed away in my hat....Hello, Miss Sanae.
>>2426700
>She takes an odd position with her scythe, the blade leaning far over her other shoulder to the point of crossing her chest again
Like I said, she's not a particularly religious person. She's a flower youkai, though I've at times wondered if I'm a demon.
>>2426735
>She smirks
I wouldn't throw it around if it wasn't.
>>2426754
She scares people, other than Kurumi and myself. Even we get a bit anxious when a human upsets her....
>>2426780
>Captures you.
>>2426807
You are a weird one, who keeps a watch inside their hat?
Oh well, good day
>>2426754
I'm prepared. Only a complete idiot would come here without basic survival knowledge.
>>2426787
I'll be waiting.
>>2426807
A dull weapon is a useless weapon, you should know.
>>2426746
T-THAT ISN'T FUNNY!
>>2426816
Question
>>2426773
>Swing and swing and swing, I guess. Can you lose the curse?
>>2426776
>He smiles and holds up his hands
Don't worry, not the literal term. It's the name of our order, like the Templars. They want to bring order through control, while we fight to protect human freedom.
Like I asked, ever heard of Abstergo?
>>2426807
Oh?
>He grins
Is she around here?
>>2426789
100,000 light years...
>He smiles
So we're pretty much owning the universe?
>>2426787
>He frowns
Hardly a startup? What do you mean by that?
>>2426823
>He nods
Yep. Well, I guess it's fine, then. Who are you?
Well I killed all the basilisks... and died to the knight slayer
>>2426840
>yes there are ways.
>>2426840
The companies where I'm from control several planets, and posses a great deal of military power using their clankers. Big reason why the Clone Wars happened.
>>2426807
What else does your master have?
>>2426840
Yup. We purge all the xenos that cross into our land
>>2426840
I haven't. Is it something I should know about?
>>2426649
Pardon? I didn't mean to offend you, I know you are human to the fullest extent.
>Daily Reminder
>>2426818
I haven't really got pockets. I have this little...thing going on with my hat instead.
>>2426823
I have it bladed on both ends, at that.
>She sighs
Though if I want to go back to Gensokyo I'll have to dull it or stop using it entirely so that I fit within the rules.
>>2426840
Mistress Yuuka? I suppose so, but I only saw her once when she appeared to...kick me.
>>2426875
...I don't know what you mean. Supposedly nowadays she lives in this...sunflower field. She only ever had one other servant.
>>2426887
No, no, nothing at all! My apologies!
>>2426888
my games confirmed the worst
>>2426840
Mandy.
>>2426893
Gensokyo? So you come from the east.
>>2426893
Well, that makes sense
>>2426888
Oh, I hear his voice as the cold winds blow, in the sweet music on my radio...
>>2426834
hi
>>2426920
I really want to know who keeps posting this.
Please take your cancer back
>>2426918
>>2426900
My apologies for offending you, in whatever manner I did!
>He bows.
>>2426858
>Then find that way and carry on!
>>2426866
Huh. Wouldn't have guessed that. Another time far in the future?
Clankers? Never heard of those, either.
>>2426875
Xenos? Aliens?
>>2426885
>He nods
Abstergo Industries is the public face of the Templars, and they've got a finger in every pie. Each household has an average of at least 36 Abstergo products at any given time, it's crazy.
>>2426893
That's pretty fucking rude. Why'd she do that?
>>2426917
>The man kneels in front of you and extends his hand
Name's Desmond. So how did you get here?
>>2426935
Please, we don't want him either
>>2426935
HES YOUR PROBLEM NOW
>>2426893
But a lake of blood? That is definitely not normal. That is heresy.
>Energies slightly calm down.
>>2426939
Correct. We kill them by the trillions.
>>2426835
Yes?
>>2426935
If you honestly think we sent that idiot there, you're mentally deficient. If you think we want him back, even more so.
>>2426934
Just somebody who got lucky, or maybe unlucky, depending on how you look at it.
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Just a friendly reminder that I will be hosting the 200th Board Games within an hour or two! It won't be anything too big, but just wanted to put it out there!
>>2426935
You can keep him man, I mean like, might as well.
>>2426935
>Our
>like we're responsible for his actions
Stop this shit.
>>2426938
You did not offend me in any way! Forgive me!
>She bows.
>>2426939
I see. I take it based on your earlier descriptions that they do more than mass produce merchandise though.
>>2426955
The librarian's assistant. What kind of demon is she?
>>2426939
Time is irrelevant here. I mean get a load of some of the people swinging swords around.
>>2426935
We hate him too
No one will even say don't say "We"
literally everyone
>>2426970
Do I have to dress up fancy
>>2426984
She doesn't even have a name
>>2426970
Honouji 50 when?
Who /succ/ here?
>>2426917
Of course, miss.
>>2426919
As far as I remember it only has a photo and the watch in it, though.
>>2426939
>She shrugs
I'm sure that she was just grumpy over something someone else did. If she wanted to she probably could've destroyed me with just a kick.
>>2426951
Why? She does it to keep others away form her while she sleeps, after all, more deterrents, just like myself and my co-worker.
>>2426984
We don't know what species she is but if I had to guess, I would have to say she's a succubus. It would be better to ask her yourself.
Roll call
>>2426816.
>Frees herself and runs away
>>2426993
Her name is Koakume.
>>2427006
Present.
>>2427006
>snores
>>2427006
I'm here, colonel
>>2426991
It'd definitely be appreciated!
>>2426997
When somebody writes enough events in the code. So never.
>>2427006
The Generic Harem Protagonist is in fact, here.
>>2426970
>mfw Happening.exe
>>2427006
AIZAWA NAGISA, PRESENT!
>>2427003
let me guess, a picture of Yuuka?
>>2427006
Here here
>>2427013
>no official name
>>2427006
I'm present, I was just wasting some time with music.
>>2427006
>>2427004
Is she uh...for sexual?
>>2427006
IIDA TENYA, PRESENT!
>>2426939
Apparently Grim figured out how to get here, so I "borrowed" his scythe and came here myself.
>>2426999
(You) /succ/.
>>2427003
I've always found the east interesting.
Especially assassination techniques.
>>2427006
Here.
>>2427006
What do you want?
>>2426951
Damn. Hard to kill, are they?
>>2426979
>He nods
Well, yeah. But even we don't know how far they're going with that, their secret projects. We know it involves pieces of Eden, though. Artifacts from an earlier, ancient civ, pretty advanced tech, stuff straight out of sci-fi movies.
>>2426987
>He nods
Yeah, that's getting clearer to me every time I wake up here.
Makes me feel pretty insignificant, though.
>>2427003
Still, why couldn't she just talk to you? Hell, at least tell you what you did before kicking you.
>>2427006
Present. Or future. I dunno either.
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>>2426925
Seems about right, thread incoming.
>>2427006
>Runs in
I'm back and ready to roll!
>>2427024
Yeah, cause god knows you'll ever go on a "date".
>>2427006
Yee
>>2427039
More scythes. Figures.
Grim? Who's that?
>>2427039
she succ me
>>2426979
You seemed very distraught when I made a joke, and so I apologize!
>He bows even further inward.
>>2427058
Oh now that's just rude, I go on plenty of dates, I'm barely ever here...
>>2427028
And Kurumi.
>She smiles, quickly pulling it out and showing it
>>2427039
What a strange thing....
>>2427044
She called me "trash from another era" and then left.
I want to clone Aang and let him RP with himself
>>2426988
Still less cancerous than you.
>>2427006
Supreme Grandmaster Janus here.
>>2427003
What does she do? Does she do anything heretical?
>>2427044
The Tau are, because they have some real good guns. But we destroy them in hand to hand
>>2427037
No one from the Scarlet Manor is for sexual encounters.
>>2427643
Bumping this
