/pfg/ Dendrophilia General
Big fat plant tats edition
Here, we fuck plants, dream of fucking plants, and discuss real world plants and games, animations, and comics with sexy plant creatures in them.
>Booru
http://plantfucker.booru.org
Everyone is welcome to join us.
![9bd39c0935c81e1861ef145d0ba80b14[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ayo3dOo.jpg "9bd39c0935c81e1861ef145d0ba80b14[1].jpg")
First for Deku Princess deserves love too
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/esv8o8S.png "latest[1].png")
>>2395461
fan art makes her look cute
something about her official design is off putting, I think it's her face being super low on her head
![343392_cicada-media_deku-princess[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/apWZ2Tt.jpg "343392_cicada-media_deku-princess[1].jpg")
Would you?
>>2396702
> This thread
I think the question you meant to ask was, "Who wouldn't?"
>>2396767
Is this more your liking?
>>2396823
>hookers lips
too gross, I like my plants pure
>Still no penis flytraps.
Come on, step it up faggots.
>>2397157
I was thinking about writing that, I suppose I have to now.
QUESTION TIME:
What is your nº1 plantfu?
>>2397322
without a doubt, definitely her.
>>2397322
Is this legit a trick question?
Gay Roserade. Forever.
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>>2397322
the best
>>2397322
I want to do lewd things to a cactus
>>2397157
>Penis Fly Trap
How about "Venus Penis Trap"?
Rolls off the tongue better
>>2398877
http://youtu.be/QcW3zL-JF8Y
Mmmmm.
>>2398326
Freshly-watered.
>>2395165
Mystical is my spirit animal.
>>2397492
>>2397418
Yeeee.
>>2399108
Sounds like Duke Nukem
>>2399762
>not drinking right from the source
woooooooooooooooow
Have something I requested on /vp/ forever ago
>>2400052
>being one-sided
>not occasionally taking the time to massage your cutie's producing breasts and fill up a cup of nourishing milk for your consumption while she looks on lovingly
>>2395165
Welp, looks like I got a new fetish
>>2400493
Plant tits best tits.
>>2397157
Is that thing going to chop my dick off?
>>2401511
There's only one way to find out...
>>2401662
*Unzip pants*
"Time to le"
repost in case requester didnt see it
V A M P
>>2402638
Doesn't have enough porn
>>2403154
really doesn't
I don't even know what I'm doing anymore.
Incredibly short, and I don't even know if it's good but I just wanted to get something out there to get me wanting to write again.
It's three in the morning, I'm gonna go watch Kamen Rider or sleep.
>>2397157
Don't get your dick bit off
http://pastebin.com/gkmH4vCW
>>2399762
I wonder how it will taste, maybe like a flower tea?
FLOWER
>>2404521
ART
rape is good it gives me wood I'd rape all niggers if I could. also check this 3
>>2403959
The build up was a little silly(he just kinda immediately goes for it as soon as he reads he should cum on his plant, no awkwardness at all) but after that the plant getting better and better at extracting semen as it gets cummed on was pretty good
plant titty
>>2407127
Just nutted to this lovely story thanks anon
>>2407436
The exciting sequel:
Vegetable Vagoo
>>2405905
That's at least a million times better than what I expected as a response, thank you.
I wasn't too particularly happy with it, but that may be because I wrote it early in the morning with a splitting headache, I just had to do something.
I should really try to move on to anthropomorphic plants, I have no idea how to write the regular kind without resorting to the typical flowers eating semen or vine-job.
>>2397322
>tfw barely any good lewds
>>2409400
Wew
Cock milking plants are good
>>2409164
Vine jobs and flowers eating semen is great though
But I understand, I'm working on something myself, hopefully it'll be decent
>>2397322
I wonder how many people browse both pfgs.
>>2416316
What do you mean both
>>2416378
Like, this one and Pathfinder General on tg.
>>2416411
Oh pfft, too bad for pathfinder general i guess. We just gonna have to share names
>>2416484
[lespoiler]We could always change it to /dpg/.
It's only /pfg/ cause
>Plant-fucking
And yet we keep "Dendrophilia" as the title itself.
>this thing is charging at you full speed.
What do?
>>2416582
I like plant fucker
It's more crude and I'm a rude crude dude with attitude
>>2416582
To be honest, I kinda like pfg as our tag.
Plus dpg sort of makes me think about a double penetration thread more than plant tits.
>>2416589
pull out dick and hope for the best
>>2417114
There's lots of things in semen, like urea.
Pitcher plants do feed on urea, so there would be some nutritional value, not sure about the abundance of other chemicals though.
>>2417158
>Semen is only one percent sperm; the rest is composed of over 200 separate proteins, as well as vitamins and minerals including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc
We jizz a lot more than sperm it seems
>>2417199
Exactly, and while a good amount of those are excellent for soil, I'm not entirely certain it can be consumed by a pitcher.
More Mushroom Girls pls
Is this one plant enough?
>>2416589
The eye stalks kill it, but I always wonder why Link didn't fuck some of the normal Deku Babas, they haven't got any teeth after all.
Of course Deku Scrub mouths are probably more enticing.
>>2417250
Are Toads Mushroom people or just weird little baby people with spotted turbans?
More importantly [spoiler]Why is there no bisexual cock sharing porn with Toad and Toadette[/spoiler]
>>2417376
I think the current theory is that they're humans that have been infected with mind control spores. Basically zombies.
>>2417342
Do is that a kill or a fuck for you?
>>2417424
*so
>>2417376
I recall it being a hat in the old cartoons.
can we get some of this flower
>>2417660
Ask in the drawthread.
>>2417660
Found something.
>>2417424
It's a kill. Eye stalks are too unsexy for me, and besides, with regular Babas I can at least be cautious.
>>2417784
thats old, here;s something new
>>2418281
have this too while im at it
What's your stance on Bimbo Plants?
>>2421553
Should be the main focus instead of a another shitty fox OC.
>>2421734
Could easily see a male encountering a Bimbo Plant and enjoying her attention.
Those lips were made for pleasuring.
>>2421553
What's a Bimbo plant?
Bimbo is a dumb word used to describe dumb blondes with lots of makeup and big tits right?
>>2422638
Yes, although I think in his picture the flower is supposed to be a bimbo with the lips that turns other people into bimbos.
huh
>>2422638
There are two ways to interpret "Bimbo Plant".
A plant of questionable intelligence acting like a stereotypical Bimbo.
A plant that transforms others into Bimbos.
>>2422690
Yes. The plant's most common conversion method is to encase an individual in a released substance (presumably a cocktail of transformative enzymes), then spray them with a gas that literally gives them the mindsets of Bimbos.
For fuck's sake, is there no kink I can browse that isn't safe from bimbo bullshit anymore
>>2422784
Relax. Bimbo Flowers, of any kind, are very rare. They must be extremely remote species, found only in the deepest uncharted areas.
>>2422805
The problem is that the stuff the other fella is posting is more focused on the person being transformed than on the plant itself.
>>2423140
That's not an issue for me, I could go either way. Ideally I like when both parties in porn are focused on. But purposefully altering a body, especially someone else's body, something about that always makes me feel unsettled.
AW YEAH I LIKE TO FUCK PLANTS
>>2423433
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>2423443
THERE we go
>>2423552
Flowers get so horny around bugs.
>>2423664
For good reason. If you think about it, the whole scenario is really just stupid sexy. A lot of plants depend on entire other SPECIES for sex and reproduction. If bees are prostitutes, that makes flowers their best and only customers, and they pay them handsomely with nectar. There all whole plant species that evolve to cater to one single insect species as their sole pollinator, who evolve along with them. Imagine if you will, that applied to other species. Who's to say one particular plant species couldn't evolve specifically for a nice big shlong to come around and stir their pollen up? The possibilities are endless.
>>2417250
>>2417376
Are toads considered to be plants?
Because hot damn we need more of this.
>>2423552
Is there a dump of his patreon anywhere?
I would totally support it but he always goes on fucking rants about how poor and drepessed he is and paywalls everything with even a little bit of titty.
>>2424583
Goombas are probably closer to Fungi than Toads are.
>>2423810
Well to be fair, all species rely on at least SOME other kind of life form to survive, even if it's just something as basic as food.
>>2396702
itsatrap.jpg
>>2424606
His stuff is all up on yiff.party, but good fucking luck getting in
Whoever runs the thing ignores emails, and if they even think you shared your account, they shut it down.
>>2425058
>he doesn't know how to get into yiff.party
>>2424583
>fungi
>plants
no
this look sexy
>>2425058
Holy shit I actually forgot all about this place.
Thanks for the reminder.
>>2425058
>Last "public" /trash/ account just got banned
Fuck.
>>2425139
I don't. Please spoonfeed.
I'll post more plants in return
Hmmm
>>2426509
But does she blow?
>>2426770
I dunno, but a drawfag may do some shit with her after his escaped with an Imp in hell.
>>2425193
EXACTLY
>>2425706
http://pastebin.com/5N429pga
Fungi and plants aren't even the same KINGDOM
from the drawthread
>>2397322
Cute!
>>2428041
>>2428149
pictures of them fucking something when
>>2427987
I don't understand
>>2428218
Its actually a bad dragon fleshlight design that never got used.
https://labs.bad-dragon.com/idea/view/1241
>>2428498
Well of course it never got used. It's not furry enough, and it's not a dildo.
>>2427987
>404 Page Not Found
>>2428512
Bad dragons sells lots of fleshlights tho.
Sadly it not being furry is probably the fatal flaw.
>>2428512
They could easily make a dildo out of a flower's pistil. (That's the long shaft-looking thing in the middle of a flower) Only catch is that's the FEMALE part of the plant.
Theres also this one.
https://labs.bad-dragon.com/idea/view/1631
>>2428535
They've got like 17 fleshlights compared to 51 dildos
>>2428549
Well you're in luck because they do have plant based dildo designs they'll never use.
https://labs.bad-dragon.com/idea/view/1773
>>2428622
Yeah, I'm using chrome. Does it not work on Chrome?
>>2428585
I count 17 as lots.
It sure is a greater selection than most manufacturers offer.
>>2428622
Just tried it on Firefox too. It just sends me to the homepage
>>2428646
No apparently other browser have problems and chrome is the best.
It's actually weird like it has worked for me a lot before but now it's all weird. I can get it to work by going to the main yiff . party site instead of authorize, weird.
Try going to the 8ch furry thread and complaining.
>>2428495
We need more BootyShroom
>go to make a yiff.party account
>it says applications are subject to approval
>put my shit in
>{"message": "Sorry, but based on the information you have provided, we are unable to offer you an account at this time.", "result": "declined"}
That's not an approval if it auto-declines everyone you fuck.
New characters in Garden Warfare two when?
>>2428693
I'm pretty sure its a fake site.
Like it doesn't have actual accounts, it's just one the site maker decides. He bans things that are posted here and banned an old one that was posted in the clop thread here, he recently tried this new authorize system.
>>2428693
>Account Disabled every other fucking day
Man, Fuck this shit.
>>2428716
It wasn't even a problem before. You could just browse as you pleased. Then he started this "account" shit just because a few artists bitched about it, like slb
>>2428745
oh fucking wow.
I believe the problem is the authorized link must be clicked from the 8ch thread for it to work.
>>2428771
can confirm
>>2428789
Sorry
>>2412444
Godspeed anon, I'm sure it'll be miles ahead of anything I've written
Furfags from 8Ch say "hi" and that we're somehow worse than them.
I do not agree.
>>2429458
I don't dress up as a plant, go to plantcon, and lament about I'm not actually a plant.
So I think I'm just slightly better than they are.
>>2429458
Show me.
>>2429458
>8ch
those elitist faggots can go fuck themselves
not enough plantpenetrator in this thread
>>2400052
>>2428498
For a second I thought that was Starmie
I love me some sunflower tits myself
OJ is good for you
>>2428498
Sweet jesus I want that so bad
>>2417246
ahhh see that's what's called a controlled subject
>>2429781
God, Cacturne shouldn't be so sexy
>>2429816
this looks kinda familiar, you remaking old stuff drago?
Piranha Plant Chomper Never
NX port of GW2 Never
Okay, Would you Rather have a PvZ cartoon or a PvZ animated movie?
>>2430362
Cartoon, movies are always meh when it comes to animated game series.
See: Ratchet and Clank movie. Alright, not great.
>>2430365
>/Trash/ is the worst board.
>We have better standards than them.
Well, they aren't wrong, but at the same time they are talking about a literal garbage dump. It's not like we're ever going to get our own dedicated board since everyone on this forum has a kneejerk reaction to furries and the likes. Even though everyone's completely happy with MLP and Pokemon boards, also /aco/ posting their regular garbage.
Plants VS Furries?
>>2429968
Fuck I haven't heard these terms since high school.
How often should cum be fed to the variable? I know balls tend to be at max capacity in about 3 days since the last ejaculation, but would one 'feeding' a day be better? I have no idea how to take care of a pitcher plant in the first place btw
Okay, why are you fags being antagonists.
Leave the furs alone.
>>2431059
SPREAD THE GLORIOUS SEED
>>2431078
No seriously, you're being rude. We should hold ourselves to a standard of decency.
I didn't see this beautiful movement start just to see us shitpost at furfags.
I came here to fuck plants and discuss the fucking of plants.
Especially vampiric plants.
>>2431096
I take back what I said then. You're right.
>>2431139
You mean camo, the thing that's engineered to look like plant matter in the first place?
>>2431148
>Camo
That's for combat, I mean something like off the field outfits, dark green, black, and gold, perhaps.
>>2431159
Well green's gotta be the main color obvs. Chlorophyll yo.
Also, Cactus, courtesy of Eversor.
Dumb little doodle, good enough to post. Might do more if you guys don't mind pencil on lined paper.
>>2431174
>something like writing
>There are other types of records art,
>Primary
>Secondary
>(good
>tells
>important
>material culture
Did you doodle that in fucking Anthropology class or something?
Either way, really nice.
>>2431187
Ha, yeah. World Civ.
>>2431207
Ah alright.
Don't share your notes, pervert.
Also courtesy of Eversor, it's an Alarune based Plant Princess getting "watered."
more juice
>>2429704
stay mad fgt.
>>2431483
>>2431595
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
PLAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS
>>2433505
Big fat Plant Tats
Itty Bitty Zombie Titties?
>>2431174
>tfw will never get a nootjob
>>2429458
Not good enough for pity, yet they have that attitude.
Both sad and funny.
/trash/ is trash because of fur, so that just makes them more trash than /trash/.
