Welcome to Parsee shit game.
First 24. I will bump to 36 if it is required.
>>2379288
Maria and Harusame
Yukine
Misaka
Isaac Netero
>>2379288
Elly
>>2379288
Ririchiyo
Morrigan Aensland
>>2379271
What, are you too weak to do it yourself?
Lord Beerus
Eggman-kun
>>2379288
Pegboard Nerds
>>2379288
Mei-tan
Eila
Date Masamune
Might Guy
>>2379288
Zulf
>>2379288
Sonia Nevermind
Might Guys second cousin, Tough Bloke
Nigga Rape Train
Domo-kun
Lynette Bishop
Misa Chiang
>>2379288
Horrible student
Mercury Black
Agents of CIA
>>2379317
No, I was just thinking of how I could make it more painful for you. Professional soccer players could do the trick.
>>2379317
>not entering the game
Why? Do you have to leave soon?
>>2379293 (Reimu)
I've never even SEEN your shrine before, dammit! What's it going to take to prove it, shrine maiden?! I even abandoned my weapon and just COWERED there!
...I liked you better when you had purple hair.
The Player
Himiko Toga
>>2379354
...every post
>>2379288
Oneo puncho girro
>>2379368
Here's a (You) so she doesn't have to respond to your lame ass b8
AHHHH.....
>>2379354
That's a lie and I never had purple hair. Prepare to meet your maker!
>>2379351
I'm currently studying for my driving license theory test I have to do tomorrow.
I do a lot of those test simulations and only look up when browser notifies me of a new (You). I can see that notification out of the corner of my eye and do a quick response.
I often do that while studying something else too because it only requires a few seconds every few minutes. But if I had to check the game all the time and possibly respond too, I'd get interrupted way too often.
>>2379350
Do you even have enough money to hire one? I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
>>2379381
sauce pl0x
Are you ready?
>>2379379
>bait
not even
>>2379387
Fair enough. I was just curious.
>>2379392
...
>>2379288
Scanty
>>2379385
What do I have to gain by lying? Please, Miss Reimu. I know you don't remember me.
>>2379391
Let's try and work together on this, okay, ma'am?
>>2379391
>>2379366
I-If it isn't any trouble, could you swap me out?
>>2379395
I bet there are at last 10 others thinking what you were thinking.
I'd judge myself too if I saw me skipping multiple games in a row
>>2379385
I can make you a maker
http://youtu.be/GCytgJLHHHU
>>2379387
I'm sure I could work something out, but now that I think about it, I'll just do it myself. I have more than enough demon blood in me to kill you with a single kick.
>>2379391
Looks good
>>2379391
>>2379391
rename yukine to (you)kine
>>2379351
He does what he wants?
>>2379415
fuck off pac
>>2379391
>>2379405
>>2379337
I am Lynette Bishop, i-incase you did not know that.
>>2379416
Stop trying to antagonize people.
>>2379405
You would really swap me in? That's totally cute of you!
>>2379414
Why did I even bother.
>>2379414
>>2379419
Too late. Sorry.
>inb4 this game gets flooded with shitposting too
>>2379412
But you wouldn't do that, right!?
...just get it over witgh
>>2379429
>>2379429
I don't trust the other two, Miss Nowi. We got what we want, we should leave while we still have the chance.
>>2379440
Oh. It looks like it's all up to you, Miss Nowi. I'm sorry.
>>2379434
If you keep trying to antagonizing people then I'm going to blame YOU.
>>2379440
Come on! I'm cold...
>>2379440
Don't get near me again.
>>2379434
I wasn't even trying to shitpost. I was genuinely curious.
>>2379439
Oh no, I'm going to wait for it. Fearing about the eventual punishment is half the fun.
>>2379440
Goodbye cruel world.
>>2379387
>studying for my driving license theory test
Can you please elaborate?
>>2379453
>>2379446
Try not coming in swarms next time.
>>2379453
*yawn*
That all-nighter was unnecessary.
>>2379421
>>2379429
S-Sorry...
>>2379457
Going fast, aren't we?
Don't get too close.
>>2379459
I'm not with those other guys gramps!
>>2379473
*sigh*
Why do I always end up having to look out for the weak ones? I'm not in the mood or the age to be a babysitter.
I'll try and help you next time we happen to meet, I suppose.
ded
>>2379487
Aww~
That was cute.
>>2379461
No problem cutie. Just make sure you bleed a lot when you bite the dust.
>>2379487
This place made me commit suicide, what can I do? Even the shrine maiden seems to've left again.
>>2379455
pic related
The app contains 1049 different questions, as you can see in the top right corner. Some contain images, some videos, some have an input field where you can enter any number.
Tomorrow I'll do the test which will contain 30 of these 1049 questions. If I set between 2 and 4 wrong checkmarks in the questions, I'll have failed the test. Different questions give between 2 and 5 points if you answer them wrong and if you have 10 or more points, it's a fail.
Getting it right is a requirement for the drivers license.
Why?
>>2379451
I can live with that.
>>2379491
>>2379509
Winner next slide.
>>2379508
What wounds?
Old age?
>>2379509
Now, now. Don't die on me, I have to fight you later!
>>2379513
Or not.
>>2379518
>>2379526
Here are your placements. Time to go play some Dank Souls 3.
>>2379518
It's that twice he's gotten in the top three these past two games?
>>2379526
Congtratulations, sir!
And thank you for having us, madame.
>>2379509
already?
>>2379505
Have fun enjoying your everyday life knowing that you may get kicked at anytime for the horrible crimes you have committed.
>>2379526
Congratulations
>>2379529
Thanks for hosting, Ali- Parsee.
>>2379495
>>2379509
D-Did I do well?
>>2379529
Thank you for hosting <3
This place certainly seems nice and quiet right now, in fact, I'd say it's almost completely orderly!
>>2379529
thanks for hosting
>>2379540
It was less quiet earlier when the shrine maiden nearly attacked me. Again. And then she walked off.
>>2379529
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>2379526
Lol, i won, this is my second today. Guess it must be my day. Thanks for hosting, Pars.
>>2379564
Gotta get them wins in before you take off on us bro.
Tupac vs Yukine
book it RNGesus
>>2379554
You were attacked? Do you know where the perpetrator escaped to? I may have to explain what kinds of behaviors are appropriate for someone of her status.
>>2379574
If dubs they both lose
>>2379574
All I did was call him retarded and he started spouting edge repeatedly like an edgy 14 year old
>>2379574
no deal. I'm busy.
>RNGesus
>>2379576
There's no point in going after her, there's no hope in beating her.
She's convinced I'm the one who destroyed her shrine, when I haven't even seen it before. It's supposed to be her duty to deal with dangerous youkai, so she effectively has the authority to do that.
>post yfw Tupac is the most IC of us all and no one has realized it yet
>>2379574
Why bother tho, i'd win.
Dubs say so.
>>2379589
Says the one that started ranting about Euros pretending to be niggers yada yada etc.
>>2379599
>>2379595
Well, false accusations still seem to be something worth clearing up. I'll leave you to your own personal business though, ma'am, but if you ever need any assistance, feel free to ask!
Good morning, everyone!
I trust you've all eaten and gotten woken up for the day's events?
>>2379599
>glad someone realizes it.
>>2379618
She refuses to listen to me, apparently her "gut instinct" is infalliable. Much obliged regardless, ma'am.
>>2379624
Hello, Miss Toriel. Eating isn't something I need often.
>>2379636
Even so, that would make it even more important to keep track of.
>>2379624
Eating and sleeping, such a waste of time that could be used for something better. You're correct.
>>2379529
Ah...guess I was late... Still, thanks for hosting.
>Sets poster below on fire
>>2379624
Hee-yes, ma'am! Hee-ho!
>>2379658
RIP
>>2379648
Do understand, most living creatures require it! Even boss monsters like myself must keep themselves fed and rested.
>>2379658
>>2379657
>oh that's tragic
Oho... Hee-why, hello there, little one!
>reading a furry story
>its heartwarming as fuck
How are these guys cancer? I don't get it.
>>2379643
I always have an apple or two every day or so, just in case. Thankfully I'm not so picky as some other youkai can be. Thank you for the concern, though, ma'am.
>>2379658
>>2379657
Well. That's...problematic.
>>2379657
I love you
>>2379663
They would stick their dick in animals and house pets. How are they not?
>>2379648
Can I fuck you?
>>2379657
>>2379658
>Ain't that cute
>>2379660
Hee-ho! What's your hee-name, goat woman, ho?
>>2379574
Fight Night
>>2379657
>>2379658
Pfff! You better have that fire resistance up, Jack Frost.
>>2379660
I know just as much, still a shame this weak body needs constant nutrition and rest in order to keep working. And you know what's the worst part? It feels good.
>>2379665
An apple or two a day?
That is a start at least... Maybe you should consider at least a meal or two.
>>2379673
I am Toriel! I am a teacher and caretaker~.
And who is this small one I am talking to right now?
>>2379680
Yes, well... that is just how things are. Embrace how good it feels to do such things!
>>2379674
Yukine at least tries to show his point of view, Pac is just a (You) whore
>>2379674
>implying I shitpost
>taking the time to make this
>>2379680
Hee-sorry for not being hee-fire resistance, ho. I'm made out of hee-snow, dummy.
>>2379687
Hee-Jack Frost, living snowman that is hee-on fire right now, ho!
>>2379674
Voting for the black man. I already did it once, might as well do it again.
>>2379687
I'm fairly certain I've gone years without food at all, actually. We're rather...strange beings.
>>2379691
Hi Yukine.Ya got bored and started samefaggin?
>>2379674
Yukine is a hypocrite. LET'S GO PAC.
>>2379698
Oh, dear!
That is no good for you, Jack Frost!
Here...
>she hurries over to get a bucket of water, splashing it on the poor thing
>>2379701
My, my.... I imagine that would take getting used to for me, considering how often I cook.
>>2379704
I'm not you pac
>>2379680
This is a face I haven't seen in a while. Did you get buried in your trash for a month?
>Pops out of the bushes.
Hello!
>>2379687
I could reach gluttony and sloth if I do it too much though. Dangerous limits when you work in a profession such as mine.
>>2379698
Please, I've fused several Frosts to resist fire spells in the past. You're the one who decides going around " free" with your base stats.
>>2379719
No, I made an herculean effort to clean my own mess...that was the longest weekend ever.
>>2379723
...
>>2379723
Oh, dear...!
What a surprise!
Greetings.
>Yukine vs Pac
It's about time we got some good drama in these threads. I'm sick of the usual shitposting. At least this is funny and not hateful.
>>2379708
It's more of a "want-to" in my case, I suppose....Still, I'd been my mistress's cook on the rare occasions she or Kurumi wanted something to eat.
>>2379723
Oh! Hello, ma'am.
>>2379723
Not even going to question how long you were hiding there...
>>2379723
>poops out of the bush
Go to a bathroom next time
>>2379694
I'm bored in class
>>2379624
You get a lot more replies when you play your characters that have atleast a D cup
>>2379733
it's autistic
>>2379752
So is everything else here. At least this is funny autism.
>>2379728
Yes, but the same could be said of anyone.
Why is that?
Does your profession lend itself to a...sedentary lifestyle?
>>2379736
Oh, lovely.
What did you make, usually? I have so many recipes ready it is not even funny~.
>>2379750
>I dunno anon, chen's pretty popular too and so was Suika so maybe it's just the fact I try to reply to as many people as I can? :v
>>2379728
Mweee?
Response, expect to be louder.
>>2379730
Surprise, good? Did not want to scare!
>>2379736
Hello! Name, Chaika Trabant.
Good to meet!
>>2379737
Not hiding, exploring!
>>2379738
Mwee? Bathroom, not needed right now.
>>2379733
But anon. Hate posting is the best to watch.
>>2379733
Talking of Yukine vs Pac, is there any other OOC heat between two avafags here?
Hoshi has it with pretty much everyone else but I'm wondering.
This is a super saiyan
>>2379764
That's even sadder... You were just looking around in the bush?
>>2379773
And this is a super cyan
>>2379717
What does that prove tho? Samefag check me with any other replies i've done, i'll show ya from my mobile that it's not me.
>>2379733
What drama? I'm just fucking with him.
>>2379773
This is a TRUE Super Saiyan
>>2379767
Fuck off Vino.
>>2379760
Typically baked goods, especially cakes, they'd always been fond of them. I'd have to ask Kurumi to fetch things from outside, though.
>>2379764
>She smiles, shouldering her scythe as she offers a curtsy
Elly, a gatekeeper. A pleasure, Miss Chaika.
>>2379728
You should of just called me. Remember I gave you my number? I would of been happy to help you for a price that is.
>>2379782
>I'm just fucking with him
and it's hilarious. Keep it up.
>>2379764
Haha... Do not worry, child. It did not scare me at all. Do tell, what were you doing down there? Playing perhaps?
>>2379795
We should share recipes, Elly! As it turns out I make quite a few things like that.
Though I only really cook for myself now.
>>2379794
>Still being this upset
What's the matter bud? Did the mean words I said before scar you to the point you just can't let it go till you feel you've won?
I mean I'd expect nothing less from a man child like yourself to be upset over something so trivial.
>>2379797
>Yukinehaters hit so low they had to resort to sucking pacs balls
>>2379775
Not looking in bushes. Walking through bushes, end up here.
>>2379795
>She points to the scythe.
Weapon, very big! Gatekeeper, also mercenary?
>>2379803
Exploring, looking for special things. Walking through bushes, end up here.
>>2379781
>not going super saiyan blue kaioken x10
>>2379810
>Yukine
l miss Plutia
>>2379803
I haven't particularly had the means, supplies, or, well, wish to, lately. For...obvious reasons.
>>2379811
>She smiles slightly to herself
No, just a gatekeeper. I've only ever worked for one person.
>>2379810
>Hating someone over the internet
That's fucking retarded. I just enjoy drama. I like stupid gossip-y shit.
>>2379810
>Yukine
Calm down ya fucking faggot, it'd be viceversa if my haters were on.
>>2379810
they literally post the same reaction images everyday and say underage lmao when they are out of shit
If anything even pac is above them
>>2379811
I guess that *is* a lot better than walking through one bush for ages...and you just decided to pop out then?
>>2379821
>That's fucking retarded. I just enjoy drama. I like stupid gossip-y shit.
Fucking this. People take muh drama too seriously. Things like (You)kine vs 2Pac is nice to see, it's something new for once, it brings entertainment like in the old days.
The name of the last video game you played is now the name of your 「Stand」.
Based on the name and the mechanics of the game, what are its abilities?
3 in one
no (You)s to me
>>2379811
An explorer's spirit is inside of you, child. Good to see you are taking advantage of it! Are you here to fight, like the rest here?
>>2379820
But I do. And I bring some with me when I come here, so... If you would like, we could bake together sometime.
>>2379708
>The parts of Jack Frost that melted off recovered! Oh, and he isn't on fire.
>+50
Hee-thank you, toriel!
>>2379728
Hee-the risk is the bast part, hee-ho.
>Come on, phone. Stop being a bitch
>>2379803
Hi Toriel! Guess what I did!
I had a pun-off with Sans. I did FAIRY well!
>>2379845
thick
>>2379822
>>2379828
I love the fact they're next to each other on the Smash roster.
It was probably intentional by the author of it. Bless whoever did that Smash shoop.
>>2379837
>Aion
>Flight and probably healing considering I play a cleric
>>2379837
Payday 2.
It can fix drills.
>>2379760
Kinda, in fact outside of my work I'm the laziest person you may know. It's too hard to care about anything else that isn't my own research.
>>2379764
How many little girls are hidden on the bushes?
>>2379796
It would have been hard to not try to convince you to stay permanently. Isn't living at your mansion a full time job?
>>2379844
It stops being fun when you actually lose with those risk, frost.
>>2379840
...That would be lovely, Miss Toriel. Though, I may be terribly out of practice.
>>2379837
>Runescape
>Uhm. Suggestions?
>>2379838
>tfw Yukine is on his Pc but capping on his mobile like ''It wasn't me guys''
>>2379820
If mercenary, would want to hire. Protection.
>>2379831
Look around often. No people, keep walking.
>>2379840
Can fight. Here for other reason! Looking for special things!
>>2379845
Don't you mean fairyly well?
>>2379852
Nootie-kun, stop the shitposting
>>2379851
he shoulda flipped jc and pac for the joke desu
>>2379835
>>2379851
>Mokou and Hikki are next to eachother
>Nepgear is next to Shorty is next Cirno
Holy hell this can't be coincidence
>>2379837
>Terraria
>Uhhhh... No clue.
>>2379857
Only one in bushes, me! Chaika Trabant!
>>2379859
(You)
>>2379864
But what if I'm one of the shit posters?
>>2379873
Archer did his research when he made it (at least I think Archer made it )
>>2379860
So you only just got here...? I have to ask, how long were you walking?
>>2379845
>she stifles her mouth, giggling
Oh, did you now?
Sans is quite the formidable one when it comes to word play. He's very good at...WINGing it.
>>2379844
But of course! I very well could not talk to you while you were on fire, Jack.
>>2379857
I see....
Well, there is nothing wrong with being lazy sometimes. What is important is to find a balance.
>>2379858
That is okay. We can always start off with something easy for both of us and work up from there.
>she smiles
>>2379860
I see...!
That is very much like you, from what I know of you. What are they?
>>2379857
If working at the manor was a full time job then I wouldn't be allowed to come here. I am sure Remilia would understand if I told her I was helping a friend, and I could force Meiling into a maid uniform.
>She lets out a malicious laughter at the thought.
>People are turning a joke into drama because they're desperate for something entertaining
HG is dead and we killed it
>>2379885
It was Archer, yeah
>>2379885
Archer put out his template someone else made that one
>>2379873
>I'm next to Yuno
coincidence? I think not
>>2379897
Oh quit whining you elitist RPfag.
>>2379883
then keep it up
>>2379837
dark souls 3
>>2379879
What does that mean tho? It shows (You) cause i replied to the cap you posted from you mobile.
>>2379851
>wait, when was that made and who
>>2379860
Why would you need that, ma'am?
...You know, I think this is the first time I've heard of a human wanting to hire a youkai as a bodyguard.
>>2379891
I see. Well, if nothing else, I did make some pancakes earlier, though they hardly count. Actually, I didn't even know what those were until then. Hmmm.
>>2379850
>(Took a while for someone else to agree.)
>>2379862
Occam's Razor. It's better to shave off any confusing complexities.
>>2379878
>(Enter the Gungeon)
>(BULLET TIME BB)
>>2379891
He is! But I'm also good on making puns on the FLY!
>>2379909
notice the post highlight on that image fuckwit
>>2379853
Fuck off yosugay
>>2379837
Dark Souls 3
I die every time while telling myself to git gud.
>>2379873
I got the Hikki and Mokou, but can anyone explain the other?
>>2379887
>She takes a watch out of her pocket and looks at it, counting fingers on her other hand.
Clock, spins lots of times! One day, maybe.
>>2379891
Special things, remains of father. Want to find. Give funeral.
>>2379912
Looking for special things. Dangerous, maybe. Want protection.
>>2379927
Shorty and Cirno are a ship.
>>2379931
but what about nepgear?
Give me 24 tribs
>>2379915
I did and it still means shit.
who knows.
Not me.
I was always in control.
>>2379851
Kamina and Junko are next to eachother
this can't be a coincidence
>>2379941
Chaika Trabant
>>2379941
Yukine
>>2379944
Holy fucking shit you're right.
The guy who made this is a genius.
>>2379944
Kamina was Junko all along.
>>2379941
Elly
>>2379928
...I'm looking for something, too. Well, someone. What might yours' be?
>>2379857
Hey, hey, hee-ho! I'm just hee-playing a game on Hard, ho
>>2379891
Hee-aw, that's nice, hee-ho. Say, you hee-teach people, right? Hee-who do you teach, haw?
>>2379928
A-A day? You spent a whole day walking?!
>>2379941
Hajime Hinata
>>2379912
Really?
My, my... Well, they are good, no?
>>2379914
You certainly seem to be taking things to...new heights!
Hehehehe....
>>2379928
That is quite the undertaking....
And you are sure they are here?
>>2379941
Toriel
>>2379941
Tricky
>>2379941
Ribbon
>>2379891
As long as I'm not lazy at the wrong time. I feel like you could be the mother I never had. Who are you?
>>2379878
And why would you be hidden there? Playing spy?
>>2379896
Is that how it is? Because I'll make you work for me full time. But that's on the past now...I'll make sure to call you on the weekends.
>>2379941
Fumi Kanno.
>>2379959
>Ava's demon avatar? Neato
>>2379941
Holo Pac
>>2379952
Oh shit! I never heard about that. That's some soap opera-tier shit. Fucking kekola.
>>2379941
Eggman-kun
>>2379941
Matsuda
>>2379979
It has been months , Cirno has not noticed yet
>post yfw Shorty is lurking
>>2379941
Hagane Miku
>>2379941
GUNDAM TANAKA
>>2379941
Mine the Master Sniper
