Cinder is totally bored of Hell and wants to go to the surface. What should her first action be?
Get a milkshake before she leaves. I hear the milkshakes in Hell are pretty good.
>>2374338
dig your way out of hell. that or find a portal, just make sure its not a portal to mars.
>>2374338
Build a nether portal.
>>2374363
The milkshakes are fine, I guess, but those fuckers overcharge their drinks.
>>2374415
Digging sounds like a terrible idea, but a portal could be the exact method she'd need to skedaddle.
Does Cinder have any demon friends she could enlist for help?
If the portal idea can't work out, maybe she needs someone from the surface to make a pact to summon her.
Buy a gun, times is hard.
>>2374742
Oh shit! Yeah! She has friends, like on her phone! I'm sure it would be a good idea to call someone up to assist her to get the hell out of Hell.
>>2375076
call dadley
>>2375076
Bradley sounds like a champ, call him and ask if he can help you out.
Just don't mention anything about a girl named Lisa, he's a bit sensitive over that.
>>2375100
Cinder decides to call her step-father, but an unfamiliar voice answers the call. Cinder has become overcome with the vapors.
>>2375284
She decided to hang up and try "Bradley's" number.
>>2375612
Who's that big guy spying behind us? What does he want?
From the look on his face, maybe you should hold off on any calls until you deal with him.
>>2375612
Who's creepin on you
>>2375785
>>2375867
Like, who cares. Cinder has more important matters, like NOT talking to total dorks.
>>2375895
Ask Bradley if he can take you to the surface
>>2375895
Then see what's up with bradley then
>>2375895
Welp, let's ask Bradley what he knows about portals.
>>2375895
Maybe one peek at who's pestering you wouldn't hurt...
!!!
Nevermind! Ignoring someone like that may have been a bad move!
>>2376093
Tell bradley to hang on
Ask stranger what it wants
>Running a quest sunday night at 2 in the morning
>>2376275
>it's not like threads can last for weeks at a time
>hell
>underground
>not in another dimension
>>2376186
Cinder shoved her phone in her inventory so she can talk to AN AUTHORITY FIGURE.
It would be a bad idea talking about portals with these kinds of people, as they are trying to keep demons contained in their respective Hells.
Cinder keeps her conversations with him... short.
>>2376575
Why can't you smash him first?
>>2376575
Try walking away, and call the '???' person.
>>2376575
Flirt with him.
>>2376640
i second with this
>>2376731
An image to go along with my banter.
>>2376739
Say 'new fone who dis'
>>2376774
It seems whoever answered the call knows something about portals! This may be Cinder's ticket out of Hell!
>>2376938
Go to house
>>2377534
Cinder travel seems to have no idea what "go to house" really means, so she just marches onwards to her home.
Along the way she stops to see someone toting off a pretty familiar Television.
>>2380282
Wow everyone's an asshole in hell
Confront
>>2380465
Cinder stops the demon carrying off your T.V.
...
It seems this demon got the T.V. from a yard sale Cinder doesn't remember scheduling!
>>2380908
Run home?
>>2380908
See who had the idea for the yard sale
>>2380908
Stab that ho.
>>2380919
As Cinder saunters back home, she sees more and more demons carrying off possessions of hers.
>>2380993
>>2381491
Cinder finally makes it to the eye of the storm.
>>2381509
Inquire angrily
>>2381509
Ask them why are they selling your stuff and demand the money.
>>2381509
Fight them
>>2381533
>>2381596
These chumps just think they can wander in someone's home and issue a yard sale WITHOUT A LICENSE. Cinder is now totally steamed off.
>>2381776
Call the AUTHORITY FIGURES they will sort this out if not leave hell as fast as possible before your parents get home
>>2381776
Try calling the anonymous number again to see who picked up
>>2381776
Grab the money and run
>>2381864
Interesting.
>>2382081
oh shit
ask her where portal is (on the phone)
>>2382081
Punch them where their noses would be (if they had them).
That or call the creepy guy from earlier, i mean, wasn't he some sort of policedemon thing?
>>2382081
You're in Hell, right?
What's keeping you from just stomping their faces in?
>>2382145
...
>>2382421
Ok fuck this.Steal that thing and get out of hell
>>2382421
Double-check your wallet and see how much money you have. Hopefully the milkshake didn't drain your funds.
>>2382446
Cinder hadn't spent any money yet. She just remembers those particular stores are total con artists.
She decides to rush towards one of the demons HEAD ON with a fiery fist.
>>2382755
stab with horn
>>2382755
Become Cyberdemon.
Nuke bitches.
>>2382755
The punch Cinder was going to throw is ACTUALLY a fake out. She was going for the bag of money instead!
Cinder does a short fist pump in congratulations to herself and enters her home.
>>2383128
Try looking on the hell-internet, there must be a guide on how to get to the portal.
>>2383128
The inside of the house seems very barren of... anything! It's practically empty, with maybe the exception of anything tacky.
masturbate furiously
>>2383276
Gather the tacky things
We're goin to the surface
>>2383276
Why did you think it a good idea to install a spiral staircase?
>>2383276
Cinder encounters her ANCIENT COMPUTER.
>>2384880
look up naughty things
and how to get to the surface
>>2384880
Investigate portals.
Also investigate pacts, because having a surface-dweller make one with you should let you actually STAY on the surface.
>>2384880
Whats imp porn like?
>>2385196
Impse but with another Imp, instead of Doomguy.
>>2385196
>>2384938
Imp porn is decent?
>>2385390
Would Cinder be in the mood to masturbate, just to take the edge off?
>>2385390
We need money for the portal right?
>>2385390
Okay, let's get serious...
Things have become a high risk, high reward.
>>2386676
This site is shit.
Let's just go outside and find a wizard.
>>2386676
thats a lot of cash required for the portal
see how much cash we got from the bitches
>>2386676
How does one make money round here?
>>2386676
Open up "How to Get Arrested..."
>>2387217
It just redirected Cinder to the Lucifer's Laws page, which is for implings who still shit themselves.
>>2386903
Cinder has made quite the score from those broads. Soon she can make enough money to swim in it.
Those are the prices to get inside of Hell, by the way. Cinder is trying to get out of it.
>>2388394
Look around outside, maybe we'll find something interesting, cause we're sure as hell not finding anything in here.
>>2388394
How do you make your elf grow?
>>2388394
$200? We can do some safe investing in the stock markets, rake in some dividends with a purchase of $100.
Where do we want to go when we get out of hell, anyways?
>>2388804
>trusting hell stocks
>>2388394
Well, the best way to find enough money would likely be to find a human soul, and sell it for a decent amount.
>>2389384
Lets check Craigslist or UsedHell for a human soul.
>>2390169
Okay!
>>2392169
What do we find?
>>2392409
A lot of horseshit.
>>2392860
Spell otta hell
I mean surely we can trust hell's internet sales
>>2392963
If not this, do crypt keeper. He looks trustworthy and totally harmless.
>>2392963
Clicking the link immediately drained Cinder of 12.50$. And she also learned a spell from Hell...
...which is a total rip-off, it's just a typical AUTHORITY FIGURE silence.
>>2394849
This could be useful
What other spells do we have
>>2394849
Cinder has:
Hellfire, a versatile fire magic that can be shot as a projectile or held to make physical attacks more potent.
Fusion, which requires a pact.
And this lame anti-fun silence spell.
>>2395370
Call dadley again
>>2395437
...
>>2395571
WHERE YOU AT
>>2395579
This is definitely not your step-dad.
>>2395752
rip dadley
>>2395752
use silence through the phone
>>2396064
The threatening language that this demon was using over the phone has been disabled!
>>2396371
good
now ask him where he actually is, and where he got the cheap shit
>>2396371
Ask where Dad is
>>2396677
Hm... this may actually be someone Cinder has passed by earlier.
>>2399924
Go to "my house!"
>>2399924
Make sure you lock the door to your house and go to Dadley's place. We can probs swipe our tv back or score or something.
>>2401071
>>2401137
Here we are. At the good ol' step-dad house.
>>2401694
Knock on that door, then see if its unlocked. If its unlocked we'll just let ourselves in.
>>2401694
so did dad like THICC or is that new
>>2402104
Yeah, that's concerning. Fucking lol, maybe we can get some cash outa him with dem hips! Or our... Thicc hands?
I'm enjoying this so far
>>2401694
Do your spells have a time limit?
You might have to silence Dadley again if he starts throwing out slang again.
>>2403599
It's not dadley, it's some guy who took his phone
>>2401694
Look for the key under the rocks
(Your drawings are cute as fuck btw, OP)
>>2403053
>grabs popcorn
>>2403599
Spells effects can last from a few minutes to a few seconds depending on how strong the adversary is.
>>2401849
>>2403875
There wasn't a door to speak of, so Cinder lets herself in.
>>2406467
Investigate the zzz
>>2406867
...
>>2406893
Ask if she has any money you could borrow from her.
>>2406893
Take phone
>>2407060
>>2406968
Oh dear! Looks like this demon wants to square up.
>>2409089
Offer to go to the surface together
>>2409089
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>2409089
If she starts trying to use a spell use that silence shit on her.
>>2409089
Explain it's your dads phone that was stolen and sold
>>2409089
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THIS MUCH TEXT?!
>>2411043
Suplex the bitch.
>>2411043
Silence her
I Can't draw worth shit, but Cinder's a cute so I'll try to make something anyway.
>>2411107
>>2411102
Cinder is too scared to act! How inconvenient!
>>2411586
GROW SOME BACKBONE
YOU ARE A FUCKING DEMON
>>2411586
cover ears
>>2411586
Shove our horn through her chest, or in her vagina if it'll shut her up.
>>2411586
Yell for stepdad
>>2411586
MAN UP!
>>2411681
>>2417288
BACKBONE ACHIEVED.
CINDER SOCKS THE DEMON IN HER GLASS JAW, KNOCKING HER OUT.
SPELL ESSENCE drops on the hardwood floor.
>>2417328
so proud of u girl
acquire essence
>>2417328
GOOD
GRAB SPELL
>>2417395
>>2417537
The passive spell THREATENING DIALECT has been obtained.
>>2417637
Search around the house, maybe there's a hidden stash of money somewhere
>>2417637
Loving it so far OP
Call ??? again and sling some mad shade at those hoes who sold your shit.
>>2417637
Is the red eyes thing permanent?
>>2417938
The same thing happened with the silence spell, but blue eyes.
It only seems to show when cinder initially learns a spell, or is using it.
>>2417637
I'm all for looting the house a bit. Wait, is our stepdad a slang spewing woman?
>>2417695
>>2417742
>>2418219
Cinder swipes back a laptop, slings some foul language towards those one of the illegal yard sale initiators, and finds her STEP-DAD, tied up like a WUSS.
>>2418233
Don't untie him until he tells us what is he doing, god knows what the fuck would happen
>>2418233
Give him his phone and call him.
>>2418233
Not sure I like the way he's eyeing us up with that one eye of his. Kinda creepy for a stepdad to look at us like that.
>>2418605
Flirt with Stepdad.
>>2418233
Fug your step dad
>>2418307
>>2418605
He was only being a creepazoid because he had his ENTICING LUST spell active.
Cinder gave Sal his phone and now he's going explain his situation.
>>2420272
This is surprisingly enjoyable.
Are these your own character(s) or from something?
Either way, cue the explanation and a shot of Cinder munching on popcorn while listening.
>>2420272
Try asking him if he knows where the surface portals are.
>>2420286
What a story.
>>2420827
Step dad is a dork
Free him
>>2420827
Ask dadley to join party
>>2420827
Intimidate him into joining your party.
Untie him, then tie up the thiefslut.
Steal the slut's money and maybe her clothes too since you've been prancing around stark naked for about two hours now
>>2421716
No way
Ur nudity is our strength
this is a pretty fucking cool adventure op
we need more threads like these
>>2421310
>>2421265
>>2421437
>>2421716
Sal is freed from the ropes; Cinder offers a party request and he accepts.
Afterwards, Cinder loots the lady of 110$ bucks and her uniform while asking Sal about a surface portal.
He obviously knows something and Cinder is now irate.
(FAST AND LOOSE DOODLES IN TINY BOXES.)
>>2422235
Inquire harder
>>2422235
let dadley fuck the bitch for info
>>2422235
When did your butt so big?
(Slight interruption. I love you all for participating and showing love to this strange project of mine.)
(Tumblr: wonkyaim)
>>2423229
Keep up the great work, anon
>>2423229
So is this an intermission notice or something?
Either way shit's been fun, so I hope it continues
>>2423440
Wait, I can make intermission notices?!
>>2423229
Oh, so you made THIS plant oc in /pfg/, right?
Cool, i love her.
>>2423229
>I think it's because people like hips
ftfy
Ain't none of them other motherfuckers got an ass. Doesn't matter whether they're chub or scrawny, it just merges into the rest of their body like their body was hungry and could only find ass to eat.
Brandy's got a bit of hip action though. She's not too bad for a psycho bunny bitch. But she's standing right next to Cinder's 10 tons o' booty, so nobody gonna pay attention to that.
>>2423229
>filename
>>2423682
I think that's fanart of her, the guy who made her drew in pencil
>>2423229
>trixie
>>2424776
I actually voted for trixie
But I'm happy with cinder
>>2424776
Good, I'm not the only one lusting over a tree
>>2424776
>>2424806
>>2425195
I was going to use Trixie after I was done with Cinder quest.
>>2425819
Sounds delicious.
>>2425819
Is her bark worse than her bite?
>>2426154
CARLOS GET OUT OF MY TRASH
>>2426154
???
>>2423229
Trixie better have gotten 2nd place or imma cry.
>>2429628
I saw it on the drawthread and I appreciate it a whole lot!
Wait is this now over?
>>2422235
Ask him to teach us that dang lust spell and take us to the surface.
>>2433083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxtmQDCyLE8
>>2433634
How long is a 'slight interruption' though? Is this shit just going to die and we have to hope a new thread picks up or will we get more posts from our drawfriend in this one?
>>2433861
Just calm your tits and wait for op.
Or you could spam his tumblr, but don't.
>>2433861
Please don't be impatient. I just want to draw for other threads and other boards without my quest thread getting in the way.
