Welcome to the Express Games 2.0
First 24 get to compete
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
Mii Swordfighter
>>2346886
Shayne and Aurox
>>2346886
Astolfo
SUPREME OVERLORD OF ICE
Sliver Queen
Travelling Dancer
Express Champion Kaneki
>>2346886
Maria and Harusame
Eggman-kun
Izaya Orihara
Kyoko avafag
Morrigan Aensland
Oscar Mike
Velvet Scarlatina
Spider milk
Youkai Selfcest
>>2346884
>Time for that month long dry streak of no wins.
...
>Pets the Lunacorn and giggles
Ringabel
>>2346886
Kumin Tsuyuri
Super Adventure Pals
>>2346886
She of great swordplay
Captain Luna
>>2346912
>pls no
>the dryspell, the is
Kanno Naoe
Hitler
>>2346925
Remove what?
Turbo Red Ranger
>>2346928
Anon, please. I can't remove degenerates and eat soup at the same time.
Once we start, feel free to tell me if there's anything broken, because I probably made a mistake somewhere.
>>2346941
READY TO KICK SOME ASS
>>2346941
Start the game already, Lady!
TIME TO GO!
Smug anime milf
>>2346951
This is useless!
>>2346951
From this day, this backpack belongs to the Tanaka Empire! We are one step closer to control this entire realm!
Post Lennys
>>2346951
Kaneki should reevaluate his strategy
Muffet wasn't exactly hard to spot
Sliver Queen is replaced with a candy bar
>>2346971
>>2346943
Bring it codboy
>CRUSH THE WEAK!
>>2346972
I didn't need your help..
>>2346971
>>2346979
I'LL BRING MYSELF, AND MY GU- >>2346951
>Gets fucking pistol whipped
>current year
>battleborn circlejerk
>no sign of an overwatch circlejerk
>>2346972
ARENA MEME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2346997
F
Post pictures that make your dick diamond hard
>>2346997
F
>>2346997
Good teamwork, guys
>>2346971
>>2347001
What is this?
>>2347005
Art.
>>2347003
I'm taking my share and getting out before someone notices the mess we caused.
>>2347001
>>2347005
My fetish
>>2347003
Very efficient Feast, to say the least
>>2347015
I won't be holding back, Blondie!
>>2347015
And that's it!
>>2347010
>>2347017
Weak
Pic related is hot, unlike your shitty pictures
>>2347028
>kissu
>>2347025
Congratulations Mii, you are now a two-time winner of the Express Games!
>>2347030
>Punchu
>>2347032
And as always, thanks for playing
>>2347036
Thanks for hosting mate
>>2347036
Thanks for hosting.
>>2347035
>gets punchu'd
>kissus again
If revy is lurking here.
>>2347041
>Punchus again
>>2347036
Congratulation, thank you for hosting.
>>2347046
Revy is dead anon
>>2347270
For real, or you just left dead
>>2347046
The Revy from HG is kill. ERP Revy is at the ERP threads.
>>2347047
>dies
Here's the unclaimed once again
>yfw Yuugi OD'd on alcohol and lost her horn
>>2347279
Post 8man's as well.
>>2346972
>If revy is lurking here.
>>2347276
Dead dead or retired dead
>>2347279
>142 is before 137 and 140
>>2347290
Had cancer, but don't know how far it spreaded. Could be dead.
>>2347467
She's dead.
>>2347286
>>2347465
well oops
Since the game is over:
Best oldfag
Best midfag
Best newfag
Worst oldfag
Worst midfag
Worst newfag
>>2347467
That's actually pretty sad.
I didn't talk with them much but they always liked me for some God knows reason.
>>2347477
(You)
>>2347473
>>2347298
Cheers.
>>2347477
Hoshi
Don't pay attention to kitfag cancer
I dunno, some ship girl
All of them apart from Hoshi
All of them
Me.
>>2347477
(You)
guys yuno died
Is Biancafag here?
>>2347467
>>2347472
>yet another person i liked died of cancer
>that makes what six?
>>2347477
someone I like
someone I like
someone I like
someone you like
someone you like
someone you like
Is Biancafag here?
Squid Girl
>>2347491
Is Biancafag here?
>>2347497
Calamari
Kanno Naoe
>>2347497
>kissu
>>2347493
>Hugs the poor Baron
It's nice.
>>2347493
Only one person I liked died of a car crash. Life sucks.
>>2346941
>>2347497
Swap!
B0ss I habe da cancer
>>2347497
(You)
Is Biancafag here?
Is Biancafag here?
Is Biancafag here?
>>2347501
>>2347503
No ~de geso.
>>2347508
Thanks, but I already realized my mistake ~de geso.
Lowkey though, I do want some fucking calamari.
But it's like midnight so no fish and chip shops would be open down by the beach.
Need another 24?
>Someone from HG got actual cancer.
Holy shit, did we do this?
>>2347523
Yes please
>>2347523
Yee
>>2347526
>responding to being called somehow means samefag check
N-No anon. That's not how this works.
>>2347282
>not dead, you big doofus.
>>2347521
Cook it yourself
>>2346991
It could be worse. We could have a Warframe cirklejerk...
>>2348216
to try to make the answers more than maybe
ARENA EVENT
>>2351074
...Hot?
>>2351100
I was worried there for a minute.
>>2351100
Okay, that was way too close..
>>2348216
>>2351109
There is nothing wrong with that... just... an odd choice.
>>2351074 (Shirou)
My name is Kumin Tsuyuri! Nice to meet you!
>>2351094 (Ramza)
But that's how you get better at things, I think.
>>2351109 (Elly)
I just like to take naps, but I'm not like that all the time. That would be silly.
>>2351115
Uhhh... slip of the tongue. Surely you know what I meant.
>>2351064
>I don't even have the latest version. Couldn't be me.
>>2351065
That's not how time works.
>>2351081
Hmmm.
>>2351094
I didn't say it was bad. Just odd. I'm not sure if they're trying to distract me or what.
>>2351109
Their tactics were strange. They changed my clothes because they thought I was cold with the previous ones, they tried to make me smile by telling jokes and they gave me an animal to take care of.
>>2351053
That's the definition?
>>2351042
Formerly? Miharu and I are still together!
>>2351040
Help me by pissing off!
You worked on your games today, right anon?
>>2351138
Shirou, and likewise.
>>2351136
FINAL 3
>>2351100
Why would I do a stupid thing like that?
>>2351147
Yes and I'm going to host them on /b/.
>>2351142
>Do you have X or Y, then?
>Or did you count them as the latest version together with ORAS?
>>2351139
I believe this is what you'd call a "Freudian slip," correct?
>>2351147
>No.
>>2351154
...What do you want?
>>2351147
Why waste the time and effort? This place is dying.
>>2351109(Elly)
What do you mean? Do I dress weird?
>>2351142
Is everything alright?
>>2351154
Let's try not avoid arguing again, alright?
>>2351144
I means what does that mean?
>>2351138
But don't push them too far. The last time that happen to someone... they became a force to be dealt with. So much so they have became more then human.
>>2351142
I am sorry to say this, but I must leave you.
>>2351100
So ends my fight.
>>2351109
I consider the address ill-befitting. I am not an artisan, I am a warrior.
>>2351147
I didn't kill myself, does that count?
>>2351170
Never heard of that before.
>>2351171
No we're already dead though. I'm even a skeleton and everything.
if a host posts peace they need to kill themselves.
>>2351144
That's how you introduced yourself to me.
>>2351161
>By latest I mean I don't have any of them on the 3DS.
>>2351147
>I just got on. I'll work on them later tonight.
>>2351173
Yes. Which is odd.
>>2351183
I don't want to keep you. Farewell.
>>2351191
Freudian slip: an unintentional error regarded as revealing subconscious feelings.
>>2351171
Fuck you. It's that mindset that is killing HG.
>>2351201
>>2351201
This
>>2351202
>Alrighty, I can safely traded it away, then.
>I would've held onto it if it was yours.
>>2351201
>>2351202
O-Oh. Well cut out that last part!
>>2351174
What does what mean?
>>2351194
ARENA EVENT
>>2351194
Ow! I've gotta watch myself..
>>2351202
What do you mean?
>>2351201
If a host skips any slides he's a shit host. Period.
>>2351134
Well, I never claimed it was a normal sort. For starters...it always comes back when I throw it.
>She smiles broadly
>>2351138
Well, I wouldn't pretend to know. My mistress was almost perpetually asleep, after all.
>>2351142
Attempts to appeal to some side of you?
>>2351173
I've never seen shoes that large, mostly.
>>2351187
Is there something else you'd prefer I address you by, then, miss?
>>2351147
>I try to do that every day.
>>2351225
Nani Sore.
>>2351201
of someone has never hosted and tries to tell a host what to do they should kill themselves
>>2351215
If that's implying what I think it is, just.... no.
>>2351228
Um... Okay?
>>2351236
Well I do have pretty big feet, so I kinda need them. Do you carry that scythe around everywhere?
![[Coalgirls]_Hyouka_03_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[05BA7280].mkv_000175445.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xDqe27o.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Hyouka_03_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[05BA7280].mkv_000175445.jpg")
>>2351228
this is my kind of an Arena
>>2351236
That's a nice weapon to have actually, a scythe that comes back... now if you excuse me, I shall take my leave.
Post Muffet
>>2351236
Miss or Ser, or if it is my name you need, I am Meliadoul Tengille.
>>2351255
These should help brighten up the place.
>>2351266
>>2351238
nani desuka !?
>>2351242
It is what I'm implying. I think you might want to talk about it with her.
>>2351280
Close.
>>2351287
I was so close too...
>>2351225
You mean the part with your small bio-organic weapon.
>>2351229
I tried to do something reprehensible to my enemies and they treating me with kindness. I feel like I've should have been taken out already. It's really confusing.
>>2351236
I don't see a point to it. Especially with the stupid animal they gave me.
>>2351289
No.
>>2351287
Thanks for hosting.
Almost, Sora. Almost.
>>2351249
Yup!
...It's pretty much my only possession at this point.
>>2351265
Always lovely to have a throwing weapon that can be thrown again forever. So soon? Very well, good sir, farewell.
>>2351267
Is there one between the two you'd prefer, Miss Meliadoul?
>She tosses her scythe in to the air and curtsies before catching it
I'm Elly, a gatekeeper.
>>2351287
...Oh dear.
>>2351287
I won apparently
>>2351287
Congratulations Oreki, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>2351266
>>2351308
Reprehensible? What'd you do?
>>2351310
Yeah, I know...
>>2351311
Seriously? What happened to you?
>>2351326
And thanks for playing!
>>2351312
Apparently.
>>2351311
I am not partial to either form of address. If you are a gatekeeper, than why are you here?
>>2351310
>smiles
And to think I believed you were civilized, Mr. Shirou.
>>2351334
Thank you for hosting.
>>2351326
He let me drown. Thanks for hosting.
>>2351334
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>2351312
cept you switched brains with astraea
>>2351342
Hey... don't start throwing words like that around or I'll... I'll...
>>2351333
In two words? "Time paradox", I suppose you would say it.
>>2351338
Because the mansion I guarded no longer exists, Miss. Nor has it ever....
>>2351308
Hmm? What kind of animal?
>>2351326
Congratulations, sir!
Thank you for having them, madame.
>>2351334
>2nd Place
>mfw
Thanks for the match.
>>2351354
You'll...?
>>2351326
Congratulations. Thank you for hosting.
>>2351333
By my enemies' account, I shouldn't try to destroy humanity.
>>2351363
Something called a magehound. Really similar to another animal called a dog I've been told.
>>2351365
>He turns and starts walking away.
See ya.
>>2351364
play Shadow more
>>2351350
that would explain the fist fight
>>2351344
It's not my job to save you from drowning
>>2351363
Yeah congrats, woo, so exciting...
>>2351377
Oh. Goodbye then, Mr. Shirou.
>>2351379
Yes it is you dummy.
>>2351238
I don't know what it means either. I thought you did.
>>2351308
Y-Yes that, please don't mention that.
>>2351334
Thanks for hosting!
>>2351391
Where's the blue haired flatchest?
>>2351393
I do.
>>2351363
Another guy messing with time? I can't even wrap my head around the whole Time Travel thing..
>>2351376
Wait, what?
>>2351378
>I will tomorrow. I've got to start using all of my avas equally.
>>2351350
You can't switch a brain with someone who doesn't have one.
>>2351399
>>2351391
No it's too much work, find someone else.
>>2351334
thanks for hosting
>>2351399
sucking cocks in the erp thread
>>2351401
What does it mean?
>>2351416
>>2351399
I don't know where bug bite is.
>>2351376
Hmmm....I wouldn't know too much about them, but I think they make good company, though if they're like dogs they're extremely short-lived....
>>2351379
Credit where credit is due, sir.
>>2351402
The events that caused my version of things to take place simply...never happened. It's almost exactly like an entirely different world.
>>2351416
No one's actually sucking any cocks right now. It's an ERP hangout thread.
>>2351420
Exactly.
>>2351421
>toothfairy of handjobs
>>2351416
I'm not even in the ERP thread. I haven't been there for quite some time actually.
>>2351425
So... everything in your world changed except for you? Do you have a home or any friends in your world now?
>>2351446
yeah shut up now, nobody asked you
>tfw someone on steam gets mad at you out of nowhere
>>2351393
It was another important part to our introduction. But I will drop it.
>>2351402
My orders were to declare war on humanity.
>>2351425
I wish it is short-lived. The thing keeps biting me.
>>2351451
No one cares about your steam drama
>>2351435
Huh?
>>2351451
>tfw you blog post because you have no friends and hope someone in here actually cares about you
>>2351450
Well if you are going to try and say where I am, at least make an accurate statement.
>>2351456
W-Why? Who'd tell you to do that?
>>2351425
>>2351425
Not really, I still barely did anything
>>2351413
I have more brains than you!
>>2351415
You're the worse kind of person.
>>2351459
What?
>>2351462
nobody cares, go shitpost or something
>>2351451
>tfw senpai will never get mad at you
>>2351451
>Mfw can't tell when people are genuinely upset with me on steam
>>2351470
W-WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>2351468
How? I just don't want to do anything, let alone anything for you.
>>2351477
Yes. I thought we had established that already?
>>2351451
>tfw too shy to talk to anyone on Steam.
>>2351472
You clearly cared enough to try and make it look like I was in the ERP thread.
>>2351363
What?
>>2351447
Pretty much exactly that....I've only seen three people I've actually recognized from there, of the...four that I knew. My mistress and a pair of humans that I once fought. My mistress was angry, the shrine maiden never said a word, and the magician doesn't recognize me.
>She sighs
At least I've found some friendly people here....
>>2351456
It looks like it's just young....
>That filename got me
>>2351487
Talk to me then, I'm lonely.
>>2351486
It means yes?
>>2351498
Here?
>>2351503
No.
Hi HG, I'm CIA
It seems like you need a game
>>2351485
That's what I'm talking about!
>>2351518
Yes please.
>>2351518
you're a big guy
>>2351512
Or on steam.
>>2351518
yeeeeee. I won't bring friends.
>>2351518
>>2351496
What? No refutation?
>>2351464
I refer to her as Mother. I never questioned her motives. I just did what I was told to do.
>>2351495
I hope it passes quickly then.
>>2351495
>Glad you like.
>>2351518
I would like to be distracted from myself. Yes.
