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>>2334362
Yee
>>2334362
First for memories
>>2334362
I don't want to fight a trumpet.
>>2334362
WITNESS ME
>>2334327
Make me leave!
>gives a flower to the poster below her
>>2334336
I don't have as much concerns about my appearance as you. It's not like you can do anything about your hips though.
>>2334374
Is that a request?
post the first RESPONSE you said in /trash/
>>2334362
What?
>>2334379
I don't fucking remember
>>2334379
/b/ > /trash/
>>2334374
Hi Eila.
>>2334366
Blonde and scythe... Anyone Patchouli knows? I'm taking a guess with how your interactions are she'll likely know whom it is.
do not worry I will save him let him go I take me instead
>>2334379
>throws brick
>>2334387
WE HAVE TO GO BACK
>>2334377
If I do a lot of squats, they will become bigger!
>>2334362
When Yukari isn't home.
>>2334394
Holy fucking shit who cares it's still the same website but we have no risk of ban
>>2334389
I think she said her name was Elly, an' yeah, she mentioned her. Awful strange coincidence. More time messery....
>>2334376
>>2334377
D'aww.
>>2334379
>As in a reply?
>>2334379
"Hi Cutie"
Boy I was truly not afraid of being too loud
>>2334398
>>2334362
I'll just go die in my sleep or something, see you guys later.
I miss circlejerking and having fun.
>>2334378
Bring it, nerd.
>>2334388
What the heck do you want?
>>2334387
Exactly this.
>>2334379
http://desustorage.org/trash/thread/603930/#604196
>>2334400
Well now, seems like you are experiencing such fun the more days you spend here~
>>2334405
>Makes you dream of the "good times"
>>2334405
See ya Cabbage King
>>2334397
Hmph. Yes, keep believing that. Keep doing more and more squats.
>>2334376
For me? Hmph. Thanks, little girl.
>>2334400
It's just a flower.
>>2334399
Because no one comes to this shitty board unless they are already here
post one thing you don't regret.
And one thing you do regret.
>>2334418
So? Even if we got new people you would call them newfag cancer.
>>2334406
As if I have anything to prove to you. If it makes you feel any better about your sorry life, at least you're doing well to keep me entertained.
>>2334405
Don't die...
>>2334420
>don't regret
Joining HG
>do regret
no girlfriend
>>2334421
Kys no face
>>2334397
Incidentally there is a trap that tripcodes on /fit/
>>2334310
Picking up a certain avatar
Shipping
>>2334417
I will. But I'm so lazy, I don't wanna do it all the time so I often skip it. Do you think that's why it's taking so long?
>>2334379
https://desustorage.org/trash/thread/13216/#13268
>>2334420
Loving Flowey.
Loving Chara.
>>2334417
You are welcome! I cultivated them myself!
Quads for spooky skellingtons.
>>2334432
Probably. Why don't you get to it now? Do a thousand squats, right now.
>>2334405
Seeya.
>>2334413
I'm almost shocked how well I'm adjustin' 'ta the knowledge of all this time magic nonsense.
>>2334417
Hey, it's a nice flower....
Besides, Elise is a sweet gal.
>>2334440
Been a while since I saw ya 'round here. Don't worry, I got that flower 'ta Kam like ya asked.
>>2334420
Join March HG
No regrets.
>>2334444
Nice.
>>2334420
Don't regret doing drugs
Do regret getting caught
>>2334420
Nothing
Joining
>>2334420
>don't regret
Playing video games all day every day for 5+ years and having to switch school and get a shitty graduation out of it
>regret
Not realising the social importance of regular showers back when I was in elementary school
>>2334449
Really? Did she like it?
....I know what she did. That prison raid. That big bully Hans executed half of the surviving guards! You should've seen my big brothers..They wanted to stop him, but they couldn't because Father allowed him....just why? How many people have to die before this all ends?
>>2334446
One thounds!?
I can't do one thousand!
>>2334420
>Don't regret
Tried to host my first game in rush and actually fucking it up so bad that everyone was spitting on me
>Regret
Not having talked a lot with avas that left
>>2334440
That sounds like an awful lot of effort for a complete stranger, but I thank you. I'll put it in a vase right away.
>>2334449
You know her? Oh, I thought she was just a stranger roaming these lands.
>>2334449
Once you learn about magic, not much will surprise you... Unless it was unexpected and right in your face.
>>2334420
Joining HG.
All my stats in Dark Souls 3
>>2334420
Meeting people
Being cancer
First 24.
>>2334469
That's why it's taking so long. I'll cut you some slack, just do 950 for me now.
>>2334474
It's no trouble. I like gardening! I sometimes go to the big city and sell them. Or give them away to young couples! A smile is as good a payment as a silver coin!
>>2334479
Lady Kero
>>2334479
Akane Koumoto
>>2334482
950!? Nooooo!
>gets on his knees
>>2334479
Lenny
>>2334479
Lord Beerus
>>2334479
Shrimp-chan
>>2334479
Maria and Harusame
>>2334479
Kongou
>>2334420
>Don't regret
Barely participating in /hga/. I think I saved myself a lot of trouble.
>Regret
Some pretty cancerous samefagging back in Nov. - Jan.
>>2334479
Eggman-kun
>>2334472
>hosted my first game in the deadest of hours, it took 20 minutes to enter all the tributes even though I practiced before then
>Looking back on old files
>Find multiple caps of all the times Seth and I got quints
>Find the game that started the best ship in hunger games
>Realize I haven't felt and will most likely never feel the way I use to about the games I like did back then.
I wanna die.
>>2334479
X7-10
>>2334479
Elise
>>2334479
Captain Luna
>>2334420
> Don't regret
Making good friends
> Do regret
Being afraid to talk to others on my steam friends list
>>2334493
Shrimp?
>>2334479
Generic Anime Protagonists Rival And Childhood Friends Love Interest
>>2334479
Aussa
>>2334467
Oh, gods....
>She sighs
I don't know, Elise. That's your name, right? Sorta only picked it up offa what she told me....
I...hey, do you know she broke out of there?
>>2334474
I met 'er once before, she's a good friend's sister.
>>2334475
Eeeh, I dunno about that. Things always find a way 'ta surprise.
>>2334479
Major Ocelot
>>2334479
Kumin Tsuyuri
>>2334479
Morrigan Aensland
>>2334479
Matsuda
>>2334479
Ririchiyo
>>2334510
Yes, that's who I am..
>>2334518
...Wh-what are you looking at?
post an Ava that your Ava likes
>>2334479
Squid Girl
>>2334512
>>2334467
>Know who.
>It's too early for this
>>2334512
Hmm, yeah I guess so but once you've seen how everything works it's no real surprise.
>>2334518
Kana face
>>2334479
Waifu
>>2334525
Mind if I eat you?
>>2334525
You remind me of somethink ~de geso.
>>2334533
>Always thought the same thing ~de geso.
>>2334525
I heard shrimp....
>>2334502
>My first game was a disaster, there was no host and primetime
>I hosted over A Rock because I didn't see the post
>24 game because I didn't shit about BS
>Default Game
>No proper screenshot application
But that mistake made me wanted to recover it, that's why I worked hard for days writting events on events and hosted my real first game
It fucked up also at the arena event cause I didn't understand some part but I fixed it for the 2nd game, now I'm almost at my 100 game. And I still haven't finished my bloodbath...
>>2334525
Run.... Unless you want people to eat you.
>>2334537
...Please don't.
>>2334545
I kind of doubt that..Wh-who are you?
>>2334546
Good night.
>>2334546
>
I'll take over!
Hang on people~
>>2334552
>
>>2334546
Aw man ~de geso!
>>2334546
>>2334559
Thank you kindly.
>>2334528
>>2334512
I'm sorry..but i can't tell you even if i knew it. Hans was even more angry and mean than usual. An even my big brothers were slightly upset.
I don't visit the prisons ever. They won't allow me....And i think i'm happy for that.
>>2334546
I have been what?
>>2334555
Ok, like your hair.
>>2334484
Is that your entire job, picking flowers? The flowers are quite nice, but I don't see how you could make a living out of it.
>>2334489
You'll never reach your goal with that attitude. Now, get to it.
>>2334512
I don't really know many people here anymore, everybody just comes and goes too quickly.
>>2334528
It's never too early!!
>>2334570
ugh...
one.
two.
three...
>>2334559
You can give my spot to the less fortunate. I have more important things to do.
>Eats chips.
>>2334420
>Don't
Don't know.
>Do
Not killing myself.
>>2334552
>>2334561
>I'm glad I got some practice in on secret ava weekend before I revealed it was me
>>2334572
Daily reminder that racism is not a crime, if it's against a youkai.
>>2334574
Hurry up now, at this rate, it'll take you all day.
>>2334555
Squid Girl, emissary of the sea. It's a pleasure to meet you ~de geso.
>taking over a bait game
God fucking damn it
>>2334546
Huh?
>>2334547
Is it really that big a deal..? I'm not that special.
>>2334554
I would really rather not..
>>2334568
Th-thanks, I guess.
>>2334519
>Tfw I'll probably never resurrect the wall of bans and finally put Jude in it because the instructor refused us a classroom on the bases of we don't have 16 people.
>>2334530
Don't noone know everything.
>>2334567
I just...I wanted to know if the people she's got 'round her are...trustworthy. Sorry for pryin', miss.
>>2334570
Is is only the second or third time I've seen 'er 'round here, she's...awful busy.
>>2334581
I don't think you know what th'definition of "racism" is.
>>2334421
No I can't even tell who is new unless they make a point of looking new and making assumptions
I just judge on an individual basis and don't trust until I know them
The reason I want to go to b is because staying here is the same as waiting to die
>>2334422
I can entertain you even further with an asskicking.
>>2334581
You what?
>>2334570
Teehee, no silly, it's just a hobby! Just because i am a princess doesn't mean i don't know how to do stuff,
>>2334585
>B-BUT MUH RUSE :(
>>2334585
Post an entry. Maybe someone will pity you.
>>2334581
agreed
racism only apply to human races
youkai are different species
If you're against youkail killing, you're basically just a fucking vegan
>>2334534
Wh-What the fuck?!
>>2334581
Go away Sanae.
>>2334584
Lobco...I'm Chlomaki's familiar. I'm actually half shrimp..half lobster. Sorry to disappoint..
>>2334583
>stops counting
>>2334562
>tfw jabroni can make better windscreens than you
>>2334575
Even with that, we're not even filled!
5 MORE!
>>2334593
You're welcome to try, insect.
>>2334591
Well you can't really see "Everything" but you can see what you need from the basics.
>>2334604
>exterminates you
>you like this
>Reimu
>>2334610
Elly
>>2334591
Don't apologize. Please don't...i just want my big sister back. She promised to teach me how to wield a sword one day when i grew older!
>>2334610
Anonymous
>>2334610
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2334610
New Shion Bait
>>2334610
Buddy
>>2334610
Anthony Fantano
>>2334610
Yukine
>>2334590
I don't have my ban for saying I am the rules.
I cry every time.
>>2334611
>Points gun at
>>2334610
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>in school library
>This motherfucker next to me is watching Yugioh but l don't know if its zexal or 5d
>>2334605
Half... shrimp ~de geso?
>>2334591
People have their own matters to attend to, I suppose. There's no reason to pry.
>>2334595
Wait, you're a princess? Your people sure are relaxed about letting you run out and about in a dangerous place like this.
>>2334607
Four. Come on, where's four? There's still 947 to go.
>>2334587
Hehehe~
You will be special soon~!
>takes out apron
>>2334629
ARE THEY RIDING MOTHERFUCKING BIKES OR BEING FAGGOTS?
>>2334632
I'm already at 950! Good, huh?
>>2334631
>>2334633
I-I just remembered I left the oven on..
>>2334635
I ONLY CAUGHT A GLIMPSE HANG ON
>>2334579
>You actually did a great job since the first game
>Maybe you should comment your games and that will be perfect but I also understand that during dead hours it's hard to be hyped
>>2334626
You believe that pathetic tool will aid you? Laughable!
>>2334626
>>2334610
>>2334575
>Swap.
>>2334635
YOUSAAAAAAAAAAAI
>>2334590
>tfw you'll never ban anyone on /hga/ again
>tfw you'll never ban hanekawa twice for spamming and crying about a 3 minute ban
>tfw you'll never ban the Dachman again
>tfw you'll never ban Hoshi 4 lulz
>>2334642
Is that a guy or a girl?
>>2334615
...And I wanna be able 'ta sit down with my friend an' just talk like old times....
Hehe, you know, she came up a few weeks ago excited 'cause she learned some kinda sword technique called Aether. When she tried 'ta show it off 'ta me she just feel straight on 'er rear.
>>2334612
Aint so sure I understand.
>>2334632
She has 'ta sneak outta sight 'ta get here, I think.
>>2334636
Stop making up lies and excuses. Now, where's number four?
>>2334632
Weeeeeeeeeeeeell. That's because i am not allowed here to begin with. Father and big brother will be very upset if they find out i am leaving to visit places without atleast two dozen guards as an escort! But just because i am delicate doesn't mean i can't fend for myself. And nobody stops ME from wanting to see my lost sister!
>>2334641
There's no motorcycles
So l think it's zexal
>>2334651
here...
>kneels down
Blah blah paint Lenny to look like your ava.
(there is a reason for this which I'll explain later)
>>2334639
>She shakes her head.
No! Don't go ~de geso!
Look at these beautiful pits.
>>2334642
>I found that having unique commentary in my games is difficult, but I try to as much as possible
>>2334659
Hey stop baiting me I'm trying to do homework
>>2334657
(You)
>>2334650
I know, right? She's very good at swordfighting! She even managed to defeat big brother Xander once!....Ooookay, he was holding back, but still! Not many people can hold their own against my big brother!
>>2334647
I don't think I actually banned anyone from /hga/ when I was mod.
Kinda just fucked around
>>2334650
Well it's pretty much, learning the basics of something and you will be prepared for if something advanced comes along.
>>2334659
Pits nothing
Look at her gorgeous midriff
>>2334659
best 2hu
>>2334658
But you're going to eat me..
>>2334659
Are bras overrated in Gensokyo or what
>>2334650
That's no good. Sneaking is dishonest and dangerous for her, and to be honest, this place isn't too right for you either.
>>2334652
Looks like have quite the quest here. There's a good reason if people ban you from coming here, it's no place for flower-picking princess like yourself. What can you do to protect yourself from danger?
>>2334656
Four... fou- come on, stand up. No wonder you're taking so long to reach your goal.
>>2334667
I know, and people got really upset about it
>>2334658
And you'll eat her afterwards you lil shit
>>2334675
>stands up
This is boring!
>>2334674
Everyone in Gensokyo is a girl, so there's no need to cover nipples
Welcome to my games~!
This will be the 9th time that I have hosted these games!
Unfinished but it will do for the mean time!
Oh and I see, Thanks for Joining us Anonymous, Always enjoyed playing your hosted games!
Please check and some swaps have been done!
>>2334639
H-Hey come back! I just wanted to give you some butter!
>>2334676
About me?
>>2334672
>>2334677
I won't! I promise ~de geso!
Anyone know what happened here exactly?
>>2334674
What's a bra
>>2334689
(You)
>>2334666
Really? She never talked much 'bout him....
Oh! I'm Aussa, the Earth Charmer, by the way.
>She grins, tossing her staff to her right hand and offering her left
>>2334668
Eh, I suppose....
>>2334675
She aint got much other way 'ta get here.
...Whatcha mean "isn't too right for me"?
>>2334686
That one time you deleted all the threads including the stickies
>>2334648
>girl
>>2334689
you betray me
>cody
>>2334674
Poor people are unable to afford a bra.
>>2334644
>T-Thanks
Well yeah, I am a Strike Witch after all! I can blast anything!
>>2334689
Junko fed up woth a certain korean's hoshit
>>2334689
>that whole thread
>>2334681
You give up to easily, and you've barely started on your first set of squats of the day. You should do a set of a thousand every hour to stay in shape.
>>2334695
You don't exactly look like you could hold your ground in a fight. If I saw you in the street, I would have thought you were a school kid, the kind that gets stuck in a library all day.
>>2334706
Oh, I'm quaking in my boots.
>Pulls out a bag of potato chips and starts eating them nonchalantly
>>2334695
I'm Elise, princess of Nohr and the youngest of four!..well, five if you want to count Kamui, which i do all the time!
>shakes her hand withthe little strength she can muster
Oooooh! pretty staff! Is that a Hexing Rod?....No. It's too tall for one..a Mend staff? It looks just about the right proportions!
>>2334675
I can put you to sleep. Make you weak, freeze you where you stand...and if all else fails, i can beat you on the head with a staff?
>sheepish smile
But...they are overprotective of me because i am not a warrior like my brothers or my big sister. But that doesn't mean i have to be doted on like some frail bird! I am a princess of Nohr so i have to be strong one day!
>>2334714
That would kill my knees!
>>2334703
and pads
>>2334684
I don't need any butter..
>>2334688
..How can I trust you after what you just said?
>>2334689
I think it's the second time Junko called Hoshi on his shit
>Yawns.
Good Morning.
>>2334723
You have a squid's word on it ~de geso!
>>2334689
Hoshi did nothing wrong
#justice4Hoshi
>2334735
>>2334735
>trades (You) for tits
>>2334718
You can have as many powers as you want, but without experience, people will be able to take advantage of you. Hmph. At least can look cute enough to distract people while you hit them over the head with a staff.
>>2334719
Hmph. I guess that's the sacrifice you need to make to have the hips you want.
>>2334714
I weren't but barely literate 'fore I started studyin' my magic properly. And ooh, believe me, I'm stronger'n'I look.
>>2334718
I don't see anythin' wrong with considerin' her as well.
>Her own grip is shockingly strong, though she takes visible care to not hurt you
My staff? It's just for channelin' my magic so it's a bit more potent....
>>2334742
Look, people think when people fish for (You)'s, they want direct replies. But mentioning them in any way, like you did, will motivate them
>>2334735
Arrested!
>>2334750
>pats the sides of her hips
sooo small.
>>2334420
>don't regret
having sex with my older sister
>do regret
not pulling out in time....
Where's the game?
>>2334754
my favorite is when I argue with one fucking person then a bunch of people come in like it's their fucking conversation and then accuse me of trying to get (You)s
>>2334735
>Yawns.
Good Morning.
>>2334760
Host passed out
>>2334764
Man, that must suck, sorry bro
>>2334765
>kissu
>>2334757
incest is wincest
Alright let's go since no one responded!
>>2334760
Sorry took a bath!
>>2334771
R-Rachnera?
>>2334750
Don't worry about me. I got a secret weapon!
....Which i can't show or demonstrate, otherwise it wouldn't be a secret! Sorry!
And i don't...Well, i am not a strong warrior like my siblings, so i usually assist them and the troops by healing them or by putting a nasty spell on the enemy! I don't need to slice people up or set people on fire to help!
>>2334753
Huh....What can you do with it? I carry my Mend staff around and a couple of rods for different purposes. You know, hexing someone, freezing them, giving them a good night of sleep. You know, i'm almost a witch, and a very cute one at that!
>>2334774
Thanks I guess.
>>2334774
...Just like back at home, almost.
>Thanks for having us!
>>2334771
He's mine, wait your turn.
how do i into these threads?
>>2334767
it's why I argue less
>>2334717
You're not gonna hide or anything? This is live ammo.
>>2334787
>It's Yukine
I take it back, kys noface
>>2334786
just post
Does anyone know where I can find Battleborn character images at?
>>2334788
As if I have anything to fear from such brutish weaponry!
>*munch munch*
>>2334781
Oh, I aint picked up stuff like that yet. It's just 'ta help make my magic overall stronger.
>She plants the staff on the ground, suddenly rising up a fair distance on a column of a transparent pink crystal
>>2334795
>>2334773
thank god for coat hangers
>>2334753
Everybody's stronger than they look here, and everybody has special powers that you didn't expect. You'll need some extra tricks if you're going to survive this place. Well, you survived your first few months here, so I suppose you're doing something right at least.
>>2334755
Hmph. Get your hands away from me before I cut them off.
>>2334781
Right, keep your secrets to yourself. I suppose your brothers and sisters are princes and princesses as well? And they are allowed to fight? That's quite strange.
>>2334785
Oi, go back to bed.
>>2334738
Right..
>Looking though Desu storage
>Search 'Izaya'
>See earliest post
>"Fuck off, Izaya"
O-Oh...
>>2334796
I-I take it you aren't human then?
>>2334804
Go to bed as well.
>>2334794
and then what?
>>2334803
Why would you!?
>>2334803
I've always had luck an' wit on my side. 'long with raw power. I managed 'ta win in that crazy place Gensokyo when a game took place there.
>>2334807
...Ouch.
