/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Best Ship Edition
>Previous thread: >>2313161
>NEW EPISODES in June:
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/715266616188080128
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
Beat me to it, anon
>>2320704
We'll back, baby!
Yes, yes all the crack ships are best.
Not the ones that are actually implied in the show.
>>2320711
>amethyst pimping my waifu
THE PURPLE PIG MUST DIE
>>2320703
And who are you?
>>2320704
>gregxjasper
>greg
Off to a shit start already
Cookie?
>>2320737
Low tier waifu fag.
>>2320725
And which are implied in the show?
>>2320747
Oh yeah, the Conniefag is worse than you.
>>2320712
>>2320761
Ayy, thanks lad
What is your greatest flaw /sug/?
>>2320782
Probably wanting to rush simple or boring things.
>>2320782
I use most of my day on an anime imageboard.
>>2320782
I procrastinate too much
okay, I know tumblr is dumb, liveblogs are dumber, and using tags to just keep writing words might be the worst. But this person wrote this after seeing Pearl say "Fuse with me, instead" in Coach Steven. That's kind of impressive. Just read the part I boxed for tl;dr
>>2320814
Too much to read
>>2320814
Garbage as usual but seriously why was the communication hub this big of a problem when they got all the time in the world to destroy it.
>>2320825
It was hurting television.
>>2320711
Lapis in fishnets is hot as fuck.
>>2320814
>But this person wrote this after seeing Pearl say "Fuse with me, instead" in Coach Steven
Did they forget how terrible Sugilite was? Way to read a bunch of nonsense into a scene.
>>2320825
it was shooting out a signal that was probably identifiable as coming from a gem structure, even if that signal is just static. Anything that could possibly draw attention to Earth has got to go.
It could've been fucking up navigation systems on airplanes and shit too, who knows.
>>2320901
They paused right after Pearl's line, they hadn't seen Sugilite yet
My point is they basically predicted the whole Sardonyx thing without realizing it, just based on the characters' personalities
A lot of people predicted that a Pearl/Garnet fusion might not want to unfuse, but not that Pearl would deliberately fuck with a mission for fusion reasons
>>2320919
The gems only knew of it getting in the way of electricity anything else is up for grabs.
Yes it had to go ASAP but they don't have any reason besides being impatient to speed up the process.
But the plot called for a fusion so we got a fusion.
>>2320782
Honestly, trying to figure that out for my own benefit. I have a lot of flaws ranging from jealousy and pride issues to just being depressed a lot of the time. I feel like I'm smarter and better than I am, and hurt myself more when I can't meet my own expectations for myself. At the same time, I know my own limitations and can stop myself before I hit them. I don't have enough drive to do much of anything, even though I've proven that I have the ability to. I'm not good at talking to unfamiliar people or networking, which is pretty awful when you want to be a commercial artist and that's all about who you know. I lack a lot of confidence and I'm incredibly indecisive about everything. I know I can be a better overall person but I have no idea how to get there, and now life is passing me by.
>>2320931
>A lot of people predicted that a Pearl/Garnet fusion might not want to unfuse, but not that Pearl would deliberately fuck with a mission for fusion reasons
This is a big reason why I'm so interested in a Pearl/Steven fusion, I really do wonder if she would let go of him or if she would try to stay fused with him as long as she could.
>>2320931
I wouldn't call it a prediction because it was based on false pretenses. I'd call it a lucky guess.
>>2320935
>The gems only knew of it getting in the way of electricity anything else is up for grabs.
How do you figure? They obviously knew what its purpose was. When Peridot's face showed up on TV they instantly knew where she was.
Though, you're right that they fused because Garnet likes to do things in the simplest and quickest way whenever possible. She could've probably dismantled it by herself, eventually.
>>2320956
>Alright Pearl it's time to unfuse
>Uh Pearl...
>Just five more minutes...
>>2320979
You know what confuses me the most? Sardonyx could've done what Sugilite did easy with no danger of going crazy, but Garnet said they needed power.
>>2320782
Loving beughtiful Gems that make my heart beat.
>>2320979
I meant during the Sugilite incident, the second time when Peridot rebuilt it and used it to send a message to YD, THAT had to go immediately because they were in enough hot water as it is after jailbreak, getting a diamond there was not one of their priorities.
>>2320995
Maybe Garnet saw the future where Pearl learns to be more confident in herself.
>>2320752
I think Conniefag is a great guy. Connie is a hottie.
>>2320995
Sugilite literally wreck the tower twice with a couple of swings, all Sardonyx did was just push the pillars out of place i'm not sure if Garnet didn't realize it sooner but that's not how you destroy a tower for good.
>>2320956
I would be fairly annoyed if they went this route.
The funniest thing to me would be if they just CAN'T fuse because Steven can't handle being mixed up in the feelings between Pearl and who his gem used to be
Like maybe he could fuse with amethyst or garnet first and THEN add pearl to the mix, but never just Steven and Pearl
>>2321024
That's even worse, faggot.
>>2321004
God I fucking hate future vision. Such a shitty fucking plot device you could spin it to explain anything.
>>2321024
It'd all be better if it wasn't for a situation, it'd just be to teach Steven better on fusion.
>Know Your Fusion
Damn that brings optimism in my ears.
>>2320995
it just goes to show that nobody wants to fuse with someone who can't contain their thirst
>>2321032
That's why it's not used as often, it's a plot device and if it's used for anything, it's gonna be told straight to us from Garnet or Sapphire.
>>2321032
Spin my dick, faggot. Future vision works well enough, dumbasses like you just didn't pay attention during Future Vision.
>>2321012
The only reason Pearl could fix the tower was with the escape pod, they don't have it at this point meaning she only had one go as Sardonyx.
So the problem would've solved itself and the tower never would've been repaired.
>>2320989
I just know that this is going to break my heart.
>>2321024
That just seems like poor writing.
>>2321033
Yeah, letting their fusion have an existential crisis while in the middle of trying to rescue Garnet, Amethyst, and Peridot from a corrupt Gem monster would be incredibly awkward for everyone. Even the monster.
>>2321032
it helps that it mostly just isn't that accurate or useful aside from tracking down monsters and shit
also they give it a pretty consistent visual cue, whenever Garnet adjusts her glasses, she's scoping out the possibilities
it definitely doesn't extend 43 episodes into the future, that would be garbage writing
>>2321045
Future Vision is a weird episode, makes it look like she just assumes the worst about every situation and calls it a superpower
Winter Forecast is where they really explain it, because you see how it works firsthand
>>2321065
>it definitely doesn't extend 43 episodes into the future
What if it actually does and Garnet is secretly plotting against the CGs?
>>2321116
I could see her doing a last resort sort of plan to keep Steven safe from Pearl or Amethyst if they crack and finally go batshit crazy.
>>2320956
>Pearl having flashbacks of what it was like with Rose
>This feels familiar
>Steven enjoys it at first, but it begins to get uncomfortable for him
>Pearl convinces the two to stay fused for a bit longer
>Garnet gets concerned by the way Rainbow Quartz is acting
>Steven let's Rainbow Quartz talk their way out of it
>Steven wants to be like his Mom and make Pearl happy
>The awkwardness continues
>Pearl calls Steven Rose in conversation, and he tries to unfuse
>He can't
>Pearl is keeping them together because she never wants to be apart from Rose again
>Rainbow Quartz's outward attitude begins to change
>Garnet, Amethyst, and even Peridot and Lapis try to get her to unfuse through combat
>We see Rainbow Quartz put up a fight, under Pearl's control, and we even see her weapon.
>It's a Ahlspiess Spear with Rose's shield around the Bolster
>Pearl tries to take them to Rose's room
>It doesn't work since it's not Steven/Rose trying to get in
>Warp Pad chase
>Eventually they lose the gang and Pearl is trying to get Rainbow Quartz to enjoy the solitude
>Rainbow Quartz feels hollow and meloncholy
>Steven is basically in tears, scared by Pearl's obsession
>She finally realizes what is happening and the two unfuse
>She tries to calm Steven down and explain
>He's broken down at this point
>He still doesn't understand why Pearl can't realize he's not his mother and never will be
>He's afraid he'll never be like his mom
>Pearl breaks down and explains their entire relationship
>Steven is still confused
>Pearl doesn't expect him to understand
1/2
>>2321134
I ain't reading all this.
>>2321134
>Garnet finally finds them and tries to fight Pearl
>Pearl is defending herself, but not fighting back
>Garnet is screaming at Pearl, that she hasn't learned anything about respecting fusion
>Pearl is getting beat up Pretty bad
>Even Amethyst tries to get Garnet to calm down, but Peridot holds her back
>Steven's had enough and tries to block Pearl with his Shield
>Garnet, not expecting it, punches his shield and shatters it, sending Steven flying
>Pearl gets a fire in her eye and goes to defend her baby
>Garnet is taken aback at what she just did and doesn't expect Pearl's blow
>The two get into a real fight, venting everything about Rose and the War
>Garnet nearly unfuses, but gives one final blow to Pearl
>Pearl is hurt and her projection retreats inside her Gem
>Everyone is scared and upset
>Garnet unfuses
>Ruby and Sapphire are in tears, arguing about what just happened
>Steven can't handle any of this and runs off into the Warp Pad
>Lion finds a crying Steven in the middle of nowhere
>Lion tries to cheer him up to no avail
>Steven, frustrated, takes it out on Lion and vents everything
>Lion understands
2/2
>>2321137
Just trying to keep the board interesting during this Hiatus
>>2321138
I hope something like that happens. That little fat faggot needs to get punished and realize getting in the middle of a fight shouting noooooo will get him hurt.
Please let that happen.
>>2321138
>Garnet, not expecting it, punches his shield and shatters it, sending Steven flying
I don't think so, Tim
also it sounds like you forgot halfway through that Steven and Pearl are fused, so you've just got Garnet attacking Pearl for no reason
This is Steven eating a tiny burger, it makes me happy.
>>2321138
>Garnet isn't expecting it
>The second major thing she couldn't anticipate or predict
Holy shit that unintended throwback would be glorious.
>>2321172
oh they did unfuse, then what the fuck is going on, Garnet doesn't attack teammates just because she's pissed, they'd have been shattered long ago if her temper was that bad
>>2321148
It's about half a step above shitposting, from what I'm gathering from other posts.
>>2321134
Ya know, theory like this are why I still stay on this lousy board.
>>2321181
Pearl wouldn't let go of the fusion and she fought back as Rainbow Quartz, honestly this is probably the third story i've headcanon to hope it actually happens.
There's only been one writer who has been able to done that though.
>>2321134
>>2321138
>It's a Pearl fucks up again with Steven episode
What if Pearl secretly bullies Amethyst while she's sleeping?
What if that's why Amethysts hates herself?
>>2321198
that's what I thought, but they unfused in the post before, so Garnet is literally just beating up pearl out of revenge
>>2321175
Baby Steven!
>>2321212
I would too, she made a mockery out of fusion, the thing that has a very different meaning to Garnet, for the second time and it was with Steven nonetheless, she was FURIOUS.
>>2321201
Also
>It's a Garnet takes fusion too seriously episode
>>2321177
Exactly! And that's why Garnet nearly unfuses, just because Sapphire is so blown away, that Steven would ever be against her and Ruby.
>>2321181
>>2321212
She's trying to protect Steven from Pearl, and she's not thinking straight. She didn't think the fight would escalate like it did. However, she was overly aggressive, but that's not the first time Garnet has spoken with her fist.
>>2321166
I mean, I wouldn't word it like that, but it would be a good way to introduce Steven to this fact. They did something similiar in Jail Break, with his Black Eye, but this is something that Steven initiated. It can also show that anyone can hurt him, even people he cares about. He's already learning that nobody is black and white, with his conversation with Garnet about Peridot. This would show him it goes both ways; everybody is painted with a little grey. Pearl with her obsession. Garnet with her aggression. And so forth.
>>2321201
That's a lot of episodes.
>>2321211
Didn't Amethyst make it clear she hates herself because of why and how she was born?
I know this is a shitpost but at least watch the show.
>>2321201
There's only been two of those kind of episodes, and IIRC there's been two where she does the opposite.
>>2321233
I used the wrong image, whoops.
>IT'S A RUBY AND SAPPHIRE GET MAD AT EACHOTHER AND FUSE WITH AMETHYST AND PEARL TO SETTLE IT IN BATTLE EPISODE
>>2321250
Respective Partners coming through
>>2321250
>>2321266
The story IS kinda relying on if Pearl is as crazy for Rose as the fandom expects her to be.
>>2321230
>it's a Garnet applies her view of fusion to everybody else despite knowing they don't care about it in anyway other than the powerboost it gives them episode
>>2321166
Shit, pretty soon he'll probably be able to jump into a melee and summon huge shields on each outstretched hand. Stopping fights is just what he does
>>2321288
I know, but I'd rather that they stay fused because Pearl feels genuinely loved, like she's never been loved before, by Steven (platonic of course), and she wants to stay fused but Steven convinces her that even if they aren't fused, their bond remains as strong as if they were fused.
>>2321328
molest
>>2321349
No molest, only love.
Post gem piss
>>2321398
>>2321398
You disgust me
>>2321410
You know you love it
don't post gem piss
>>2321419
>>2321419
>>2321419
>>2321419
>>2321419
THIS
>CN split half of season 2 and is calling it season 3
>>2321405
>>2321419
But it's really sexy
>>2321424
>They split season 2 and 3 and called it season 4 and 5
>>2321430
i like you sometimes, indexer
this is not one of those times
>>2321421
I know you think it's too early to start whackering but it's not
Would you drink your waifu's piss?
>>2321440
Too bad
>>2321448
>>2321450
Yes, I love Lars
>>2321435
>>2321457
No, I said waifu, not husbando
>>2321459
Indexer come on.
>>2321450
A glass a day keeps the doctor away
>>2321450
absolutely
>>2321398
How about gem milk instead?
Seems like this disproportionately more Peri art of her pissing.
What gives?
How about gem normal?
>>2321499
Shitposters mate.
Just wait till they are gone.
>>2321499
People really like peripiss for some reason, but I also found some other gems
>>2321511
>>2321515
Poil is best gem
>>2321499
she's a degenerate who attracts other degenerates
Screw the piss. Post dancing Gems
This is Garnet.
Fucking disgusted.
>>2321525
Yes.
>>2321529
Everyone is.
>>2321529
I thought it couldn't get any more sinful, but I found furry gem piss
>>2320782
I commit the same mistakes over and over
>>2321473
What do you want?
>>2321542
>>2321542
>>2321549
>>2321548
you're not responsible for that?
>>2321558
Thank you indexer
>>2321525
>>2321529
Dance, it will make you feel better
>>2321525
>>2321575
Good taste
>>2321567
Don't talk to me you degenerate piece of shit
>>2321565
Nope
I'm too busy with Maplestory to shitpost, so I'm just doing that other thing I do all the time instead
>>2321398
>Post PISSING gEMS
>i wet the bed this morning
>faggots posting piss shit
It's like you assholes are mocking me
>>2321610
>Maplestory
Peridot, Lapidot and pissing kink
off to a great start /sug/, good morning.......
>>2321525
Post gem ass
>>2321629
It's not hot when you do it. Only the lady Gems.
>>2321610
>Maplestory
>bothering to resize shitty fetish images
I really hate you sometimes.
>>2321633
>Peridot
Wait..
>Lapidot...
Wait a minute...
>Equally bad shitpost
I'm sensing a pattern and it makes me think people don't even ship those two and only use it to memepost the threads.
>>2321661
He's on to us!
>>2321661
>I'm sensing a pattern and it makes me think people don't even ship those two and only use it to memepost the threads.
EXACTLY
this pairing makes no sense
NO SENSE
O
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N
S
E
>>2321661
>I'm sensing a pattern and it makes me think people don't even ship those two and only use it to memepost the threads.
THEY KNOW
SHUT IT DOWN
>>2321666
Nobody panic.
>>2321696
MAXIMUM PANIC
>>2321629
Wow that's awful anon, I'm sorry.
So I can fully understand your pain, do you mind going into in-depth detail about how it felt?
>>2321708
>>2320752
hey, why?
>>2321742
beach molest?
>>2321720
please?
>>2321749
just look at her face, she's clearly preparing for molestation
>>2321708
It usually starts off in my dreams, i went in their were two toilets in a room some chick went in with me, fuck it i had to pee, i go and piss rushes outta me then i wake up, usually i can stop most of it from getting out but this time it was too late i thrusted my hips up and managed to not get it on my sheets this is the third time this week he second time i only got some on my underwear
>>2321779
this is how she'll train steven to fight once he hits puberty, he'll have to learn to defend himself from constant molestation attempts from Pearl and Amethyst
>>2321814
thx anon
>>2321749
No, she's confused by the crab.
>>2321831
>>2321838
the crab? just look at her face. nobody is looking, she's ready for molest the steven
>>2321838
>that chest
>that torso
this is relevant http://pastebin.com/gfRfZsxS
http://discount-supervillain.tumblr.com/post/142790446467
Someone stitch this AND keep the second panel animated.
>>2321901
>Pearl fucks the shit out of Steven
>>2321901
What an eloquent title
Love you /sug/
I hope you have all been having a good week, especially if you've been working all week
>>2321901
>Pearl took off the filled condom on the boy's dick and bubbled it away
>>2321919
ikr? truly a piece of art
>>2319543
Damn, I really need to request or commission this from somebody. I just have to figure out who would do it best.
MMM
>>2321929
we love you too
>>2321901
ho boy
i shouldn't
i fucking shouldn't
>>2321929
Thank you Loveposter, you too!
Another day, another thread and I still want Greg to fuck me until I pass out
>>2320704
damn nice OP
>>2321909
It was a bit tricky but thankfully my autism found a way.
Don't say I never do anything nice for you.
Fresh memes, right out of the oven!
>>2322104
kek
>>2322089
>Better crop
>>2322104
Great.
That's two pics to use against the memers.
>>2322104
I like it
Quack.
>>2322104
Use "lapis is best gem"
>>2321632
>>2321647
You can choke on my dick
It's still a better experience than playing the division
At least the grind isn't as dehumanizing
The concept always amuses me. Would anyone like to stitch these 3 panels?
http://amethirstyperidrunk.tumblr.com/post/142781712882/at-least-if-we-never-see-their-fusion-in-the-show
>>2321929
Thanks Loveposter! Hope you're having a fabulous week as well
>>2322089
>>2322116
You guys fucking suck
You're the kind of people that use knifes as screwdrivers and then wonder why their screws are all fucked up
>>2322207
>>2322258
Thanke
>>2322207
>slightly taller peridot with extra eyes
god fucking damnit, why can't anyone into fusion design
>>2322207
I'd rather not have Amethyst taint any more fusions.
>>2322257
I'll fuck you up with a knife is what I'll do!
>>2322272
>Implying Opal isn't a great fusion
>>2322271
I think the design has more to it than that. But yes, show quality fusions are rare
>>2322284
Hideous. Those fucking lips will never look good.
>>2322297
Oh, it's you.
>>2322268
>8
>in this little episode
that's some kinda record
>>2322284
double molestation
>>2322284
She's on my top 3 fusions for a reason.
Right behind Garnet though.
>>2322258
Man I just realized, could gems actually have sex or would they just fuse at or before the climax?
>>2322284
>>2322299
Seriously.
SERIOUSLY. Look at her now. She's improved.
>>2322343
Now she looks like pearl, and pearl is pretty fucking ugly
>>2322343
DELETE THIS
>>2322343
No, you just ruined it.
>>2322355
Hamethyst is even uglier though.
>>2322268
Could someone explain "peri-detto" to me
What's that parodying
>>2322353
Would Ruby and Amethyst's fusion even be any taller than Pearl, Garnet barely towers over her.
>>2322343
>no DSL
exactly how is this an improvement?
>>2322335
We've seen Rupphire go at it, but they still did a little twirl to seal the deal. Heavy making out and fugging can involve some pretty broad actions, guess we'll never know
>>2322393
You'll have to forgive him, he suffers from a chronic case of poor taste.
>>2322402
>>2322393
>wanting niggerlips
>>>/trash/
Oh wait...
>>2322393
I am simply not into black girls or black girl features. I don't care HOW BIG DEY LIPS IS or HOW GOOD DEY WRAP AROUND DAT CAWK SHORTY, and I don't care if they blow the best dome in the world.
And look at this. Look at how damn big they are. It doesn't even look right.
>>2322257
You know, Indexer, I love you, but I honestly want to fucking an hero every time I have to go back and delete a lower quality image from earlier in a thread and replace it with the higher quality image that you post.
Please don't ruin Opal, Steven loves her the way she is.
>>2322416
>>2322421
>People still falling for this shit
It's just one guy triggered over the stupidest details in the show.
Ignore and move on.
>>2322381
I looked it up, looks like peredetto is a Spanish surname? More questions than answers
>>2322468
More evidence we should build a space fence.
>>2322480
Fucking Peridots sneaking onto our planet and taking screentime from hardworking Pearls that have been here for thousands of years already.
>>2322343
can you improve sardonyx as well?
>>2321457
I'm not even into this fetish but at least post the good ones of Lars pissing.
http://imgur.com/a/53RaT
What's the appeal anyway for someone interested in it? Is it just a humiliation fetish plus that good relief you get after taking a piss?
>>2322297
>>2322343
>>2322207
This is better.
>>2322497
Absolutely. If you happened to share a Sardonyx pic with me.
what if amethyst killed and ate your pets
>>2322718
That's pretty much it for me. Specially when someone's been holding it for too long it feels great.
>>2322739
Holy shit, this is great.
Thank you Shifuto, your Opals are amazing.
>>2322751
Reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzXlbx2bM7s
>>2322751
I'd turn her poofed gem into a cock ring
>>2322751
I don't have any.
>>2322742
I like the design, the shoes are pretty dumb though.
>>2322497
You can't improve perfection.
>>2322742
>Stevidot
>STDOT
>STD
Oh shit.
>>2322749
is this good enough?
>>2322791
Hey, they're both Gems, and Steven has healing spit. They'll be fine.
>>2322497
the cricket is perfect already
>>2322175
That Amethyst looks pretty dope!
>>2322806
i fucking love stdot
>>2322718
i would probably find it hot if it somehow led to lars being outed as trains
Does Pearl's design have any sort of masculine traits at all?
>>2322742
>>2322831
>no socks and sandals
What are these niggas doing?
>>2322742
>Stevidot fusion
This is my favorite fan fusion design I've seen so far
>>2322855
Something good.
>>2322742
>a fucking high 5
Dumb as shit
>>2322818
I'm actually kinda wanna see what the guy does to Cricket to ""improve"" her
>>2322798
Ah. Much better.
>>2322742
This is even better
>>2322883
Huh, that actually doesn't look so bad. Thanks for the new Cricket
>>2322883
The mouth doesn't even bother me that much in comparison to those mosquito shades. Can you get rid of those as well.
>That moment when Steven fuses with a gem for the first time on screen
what if steven offered you a footjob? http://uploadpie.com/SOc1x
>>2322906
Doubtful at this point
>>2322906
Steven is going to fuse with more humans first if that even happens.
Wow, I can't believe CN fired all their artists and are making the writers take up the slack
>>2322906
