The 145th annual Eggs Press Games.
We continue with the fourth night of this traditional festival
Two inanimate objects enter one wins
>tfw you'll never funpost with LF/Yuno/Okarin/Rin
>tfw not friend enough to join the club
>>2243704
DO UNDERSTAND HOW CARTRIDGE WORK? 45 DOES NOT PENETRATE MORE THAN 9MM. IS STUPID ADVICE. HOW IN FUCK WILL 45 PIERCE LOW LEVEL BODY ARMOR LET ALONE 3 OR 4 LIKE GOOD MERC WOULD WEAR?
>>2243760
...You're right. I may have something.
>she chants a small spell
This should restrict his vocal chords. He'll have a hard time singing... Or doing much of anything other than gasping for air.
>>2243780
It doesn't sound nice at all. In fact it sounds downright infuriating.
>>2243781
>she looks down at the book after observing you and continues writing
Hm. Well, you're in it anyway.
>>2243736
Just a magician? Don't take me lightly. When it comes to magic....
Thomas the tank engine?
More like Thomas the DANK engine!
>>2243787
Not half bad, man! I haven't had a fight that good in weeks!
>>2243787
Twirly, twirly, twiiiiiirl~
>>2243746
I just need a bit of rest, that will solve all this illness.
Just a small bit of rest for the rest of the day should work miracles.
>>2243780
As am I, it's fun to see my friends again!
Even if some barely show up, just seeing them every now and then makes up for a lot of joy!
>>2243787
Am I dreaming or is this really happening?
I don't really know how I'd respond to this, am I trapped in another body now?
>>2243787
I'm not sure if I should eat this, who knows what's actually in it.
>>2243806
PIC FORGOTTEN BUT OPINION STANDS
>>2243805
I feel ya.
>>2243805
>Implying you want to be as far gone as us
Trust me, you're better off like this.
>>2243807
Or what? Will you pull a nickel from behind my ear?
>>2243807
>She walks over to Patchy's side and look at the book.
Indeed I am... would you mind putting the Charm Lord in there as well?
>>2243787
Woah...my boobs are so much bigger...
>>2243787
How warm..
>>2243807
..D-don't you think that was a little harsh? You could've just put him to sleep or something.
>>2243805
You don't want to join.
LF insults my waifu so much I consider murder suicide every day and night as a result. Suffering man.
>>2243806
>>2243821
How can a man pick up a building with his bare-hands?
>>2243746
>>2243779
...Eliminating my own party cannot possibly be just a "hunch".
>>2243793
Ah, excuse me. I was just thinking to myself. I don't get many analogies to interprate a way of living. That was a decent line miss...?
>>2243805
>implying this is fun
It's serious work.
>>2243755
Sorry that I thought someone coming at me with ">KK" was you. it's hard to distinguish trash from trash, y'know?
And proclaiming that you're above someone when they had to tell you to step it up doesn't really make any sense. If you were as good as you said you were you would have no only stepped it up from the beginning but you would have also had the brains to scientifically understand that Mahiru is best dangan and that none can ever compare to how smart, cute, and special she is. You think Mukuro is hot shit? HA! If anything she's a hot mess, minus the hot. She into incest, edgy military tactics, and is also a bad actor. I also know for a fact that vag smells like fish. She can't stand up to her shitty sister and is 100% trying to copy Mahiru's appearance, yet someone fails at doing so.
Face is LF, you've got shit taste.
>>2243832
U-Utsutsu..?
>>2243787
Eggman-kun blesses a fighter with his presence
>>2243837
>not considering murder-suicide
>>2243844
>Grabs your ass.
>>2243787
Moe: Alright, I've got an idea! Curly, get on that bed!
>Curly gets on the bed
Curly: What now?
Moe: Wait here!
>Moe gets some paperclips
>He straightens them out
Moe: Alright, here we go!
>He places them between curly's eyelids
There, now we can-wait, what was this for?
>>2243775
Huh? You're still talkink to me? Can't you see I'm busy with somethink of utmost inkportance here ~de geso?
>>2243832
Oh my...
>>2243850
Stop following me!
>>2243847
I think I figured out your secret
>>2243844
Oh, mine? Yeah, I guess it was.
>>2243850
>>2243842
NOT MATTER. 45 WON'T PENETRATE. TOKAREV OR FIVE SEVEN ROUND DO BETTER.
BIGGER CARTRIDGE LIKE .50 AND STUPID NITRO CARTRIDGE WORK TOO.
>>2243794
>>2243830
...In what sense?
>>2243807
Oh, that? Eeeeh, I've had worse deaths.
>>2243812
Yeah...I'd love 'ta see the other Charmers properly again....
>>2243828
Er, Joseph, there's this other Magician where she's from called Marisa. She sorta blindsided me with a humungous magic laser powerful enough 'ta instantly knock me out.
...An' that was with her holdin' back on most'a th'power. And Marisa was human. Patchouli's part of a SPECIES of people who transformed cause'a how good they are at magic.
>>2243850
So this is as far as I can go... At least from here I have one direction I don't need to worry about.
>>2243845
>is
retard
>>2243864
No you didn't
>>2243828
>she does just that
... count yourself lucky I don't have a knife on hand to hide in your hollow head.
>>2243834
It'll wear off in a minute or so. I'm not going to kill him completely.
>>2243830
>she continues writing about the woman at her side
Charm Lord? I don't know if I've seen them.
>>2243850
I'm placing my bets on Tomoe.
>>2243850
Larry: Bottoms up!
>They all take a swig
>they all love the taste, but the lady hated it so much, she passed out
>>2243871
S-so... She isn't just some little girl with a god complex...? She really IS a magician...?!
>>2243847
>>2243858
O-Of course you two would be the first to notice...but I'm back in my body now...
>>2243850
I hope no one died...
>>2243837
Still hoping that one day you might have as perfect taste as me?
>>2243845
But Okarin, let me tell you something here buddy.
DR1 came before DR2, how can Mukuro be impersonating Mahiru? It's not even possible. Also she's a precious precious flower and she's not into incest, she's loyal and nowhere did we see edgy military tactics. She was a good actor, so good that it got her killed.
Face it, bro. Mahiru is shit like pig-skin-chan wrapped up in alimunium foil ready to be spitroasted under some heat.
>>2243866
SLIDE 17
LESS THAN 48 TRIBUTES REMAIN
>>2243784
Everybody tends to be scared of my guns, so I thought I should ask first before pulling them out. This is the one I shot you with. H-Hahahaha....
WHERE IS MY NOBU-CHAN?
>>2243892
that was unimpressive
>>2243877
Like I said, I think I might've figured it out. I think you're also Kurisu.
>>2243880
>He uses sleight of hand to make a coin seemingly appear from behind her ear
I can do that, too! That's an amateurs trick. Can you at least pull a rabbit out of a hat or something? I guess I'm a magician, myself! Hehehe!
>>2243897
...
(sorry goat mom...)
>>2243894
Haha. So funny.
>>2243897
It'll be me, right? Right?
>>2243873
Congrats on pointing out something insignificant.
>>2243888
Because Mahiru is in year 77 while Mukuro is in 78. It's obvious that she saw Mahiru walking around, thought she was God's gift to earth, and decide to copy her style. It doesn't take a med student to figure that out. You and I both know that Mahiru is but perfect and Mukuro is a Hilary loving jew that'd bang her sister without any hesitation. Why can't you finally see the light?
>>2243871
In a sense that he would protect his friends, yet keep his morals. You kinda of remind me of him... yet he doesn't discards his morals, even at the face of death. So I think you're smarter than him in that respect.
>>2243880
Well.
>She stares into Patchouli's eyes, with her own.
You're looking at one my dear.
>>2243885
It would be wrong of me not to stare... sorry.
>>2243884
She's older'n'either of us, most likely. She might be a bit of a shutin, but....Yeah. She spends pretty much all her time studyin' more magic.
Like, say, flights one'a th'most common magics folks do there.
>>2243852
>Zandatsu's into a gorillion slices
>RIP Adachi.
>>2243865
Yes, yours. I believe you're some sort of...scientist?
>>2243850
Seems the cake tactic worked again.
I should do this more often when in trouble, it might give me an advantage and possible friends.
>>2243871
Keep hoping miss Aussa, don't forget that friendship is one of the most powerful bonds.
Having good friends at your side is incredibly important...
...I mean, I was alone for most of my life so having friends was a huge change.
>>2243915
http://hurtfeelins.tumblr.com/
>>2243904
>Figured what out? And no.
>>2243885
Still as gracious as ever, my dear.
>>2243897
Why does Matsuda like to wear girls clothes? This isn't the first instance of it occurring..
>>2243912
Hey your forehead is rather large miss
>>2243915
>Being this mad
omg
kys xD
>>2243920
I... Uh... I think I've made an error in judgement...!
All this magic, these powers.
And here I stand armed with nothing but a few devices and man made augments.
>>2243871
But more annoying ones?
>>2243905
>>2243936
>after chanting a short spell, the coin in your hand is ripped from your hand by an invisible force, and launches itself into the wall at high speed
Hmmmm~?
>>2243916
...Y-you're distracting me.
>she turns to the side and continues writing
>>2243930
OH MY GOOOOOO-
>>2243923
I'll read that when I'm not busy telling LF his life is based around his shit taste.
>>2243934
>not protecting your waifu
>>2243907
Do not worry, young one.
I should have seen it coming! That was a good trap you set.
>>2243880
Well good, as annoying as it is I don't think he needs to die.
>>2243921
How did you know? Was it that obvious?
>>2243941
I... Er... I don't suppose it's too late to make an apology, eh?
>>2243915
Hang on let me prepare something for you, it's just as shit as your waifu so you're used to it.
Mahiru's a dyke man, she's got a raging one for the precious precious flower Saoinji, you can't deny, but you and I both know she's that one dyke that stands at the Hilary booth and puts the card in, praying for Hilary to win.
Had anyone actually wanted to see her and Saoinji make out all day it wouldn't have been her, knowing she's loyal to her family whereas Mahiru is just a 15 year old pretending to be a pregnant of her 4th child mother at the age of 45 resulting into miscarriage.
>a soldier
>voting Hilary
hue?
>>2243940
I'm sure you'll find a good use for your talents, even if they don't reach supernatural levels.
>>2243916
'Cause I know I can keep 'em both. My morals just refuse someone 'ta get hurt by my inaction when I'm aware'a somethin' happenin'.
>>2243922
Hehe, they're...more'n'friends 'ta me. The other Charmers...they're family, far as I'm concerned, better'n blood.
>>2243936
Yup...Gensokyo's a bit crazy. After all, they made games out'a hurlin' giant barrages of magic at each other.
>>2243941
Well, I mean, anythin' involvin' wildlife or rocks an' such.
>>2243940
And your wits an' luck.
>>2243925
I remember you saying you had a secret ava and I put it on Kurisu. Looks like I was wrong.
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>2243973
Of course. That and a drink.
>>2243962
I already have.
>>2243941
I am? Well, excuse me dear.
>She stopped staring at her eyes.
I didn't mean to get carried away.
>>2243973
God... you too are so similar that it hurts. It reminds me of my... younger days...
>>2243938
We arrive at the point in the competition where you did not see that and have no memory of it occurring.
>>2243960
Make it a quick one.
>>2243959
Only in the arena.
>>2243958
What happened to Mami?
...How?
Shouldn't your powers ensure that deaths like that are rare?
>>2243976
Shit taste >:)
>>2243983
>Wrong too
>Just end my live sempai
>>2243916
No, I think you've got it the wrong way round...
>>2243925
And you're still as coquettish as ever...
>>2243930
I'm gloomy.
>>2243958
I need kindle first, right...?
>>2243930
>They return to the camp
Moe: That snot nosed jap! Curly, go fill the bucket!
Curly: R-righto!
>He speeds off to the lake and quickly fills the bucket
>he comes running back but when he returns, he trips on himself and the bucket completely drenches Moe
Moe: Aggghhhh!
>Moe fakes out curly by pretending to go for his eyes but then goes for his stomach and then goes for the face
>Curly is currently on the floor with his hand over his stomach and face
>>2243973
She seems angry, you think I've dug my own grave here, Aussa...?
>>2243985
Sorry...! Er... Patchy, was it...? Sorry for doubting you!
>>2243983
I'll include it at least. Self-proclaimed title.
>she finishes writing
...There. Your entry is done... for now.
>>2243985
>>2243973
>...How?
Shouldn't your powers ensure that deaths like that are rare?
>>2243958
Uhm...
...how did I get out of the adventure, miss?
>>2243973
So they are your sisters?
Sounds kind of similar to what I've got with my friends, or well, to a certain extend.
I'd do anything for them, after all!
>>2243984
How can a pathetic lake kill me?!
>>2243984
One mishap is the only thing worth noting
>>2243922
Dont ask how I got your number, but theres a femme fatale looking for you, be car-
>>2244008
Don't expect any mercy in the Games just becaue you apologized. But I accept. Just don't make that same mistake again.
>>2243974
>They're a literal who anyway, I wouldn't worry about it.
>>2244004
c-coquettish? What are you implying, Utsutsu?
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 2537.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A1aEseg.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 2537.jpg")
>>2243912
I-I thought that would break the ice. Uh, joint fighter wing?
>>2243948
>>not protecting your waifu
This.
>>2244004
Um... you liked it when I stared? Well now, I can keep on staring at you if you please my darling.
>>2244009
Actually, it's not a Self-proclaimed title. It's a title passed down to my father, and now me.
>>2244021
You got it! REAL magician! I'll remember!
>>2243985
>>2244009
A lotta th'time, the arena takes control away from ya, or just plain weakens ya. It aint fair, gotta admit.
>>2243983
An' who is he, anyways?
>>2244012
Not by blood, but...we love each other like it. Only one'a us got a...positive relationship with their birth family.
>>2244008
She don't strike me as terribly vengeful....
>>2244015
We have a winner!
>>2244031
Huh? What about that?
>>2243961
>Mahiru wanting Hilary to win
She believes in gender roles, and we both know a woman can't run a fucking country. Just look at how fucked Germany is. She'd vote for Hilary to be lead dishwasher at Applebee's yo.
Mahiru doesn't want some shitty kid weighing her down. Mind you she isn't KK (Mukuro is pretty damn close to being KK tho). She likes her solitude, which is understandable because she has work to get done. There's no time to be wasted on someone like Hiyoko, who only wants her attention because she's too stupid to tie her own shit. Mahiru only puts up with her because she's a kind person, unlike Mukuro who's a cold-hearted bitch that loves getting her guns jammed. What'd Mukuro do that was so important in DR1? NOTHING! She went and got herself killed like the dope she is. Mahiru actually helped solve the first DR2 case, and was only killed during the second one because Kodaka realized he can have perfection outshining Hajime and his stupid ass. Had she been in longer she would have solved every fucking case within seconds.
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2244031
.....
>cries
>>2244036
What a relief...
>>2244044
You killed me, Yin, so you better pull through!
>>2244054
MOAR
>>2244036
His name is Red. He is my first human friend believe it or not.
>>2243959
Random intuition. Was my asumption right?
>>2243981
Then don't feel overwhelmed by these many particular warriors. The arena will favor you in some cases, some others...not so much.
>>2244044
What do you mean by you dont want extra lessons? You need them!
>>2244034
...Right.
>she changes the entry quickly
A real...Charm Lord.
>>2244035
There's more to you than human, yourself.
>she looks down at her book and starts writing
>>2244036
>>2244036
Troublesome.
>>2244062
USE YOUR IMAGINATION
>>2244015
Curly: Ohh, That sounds great! Constantly fighting for your life in a battle royal sure makes ya hungry!
Larry: Woah woah woah! Don't just go trailblazing towards a death trap!
Moe: Yeah, Here, have this sandwich!
Curly: Oh boy, What kind is it?!
Moe: It's called a knuckle-sandwich, Stupid.
>Moe punches curly in the face for being stupid
Post yfw Yin wins.
I want Baron to stick his robo arm in my ass
>>2244072
That I have got used to. Still havent won yet.
>>2244085
>
>>2244067
The only one I can find :<
>>2244028
I-I mean all you do is flirt...
>>2244034
N-No...you said it would be wrong of you *not* to stare...what I meant was it *would* be a little rude without the permission of whoever you were staring at...
>>2244075
Please be quiet...
>>2244075
Utsutsu winds down by taking acid
>>2244075
They say singing is a great way to teach, don't you all think so? Now lets do a sing-along!
>>2244085
She just died.
>>2244083
>mfw this ava
holy fuck this is some good shit
Why can't we all just agree that all the Dangan's are qt's?
>>2244105
>Liking autism
>>2244108
Mokou is a qt
>>2244074
What... Uhhh... What are you writing down, there, Patchy?
>>2244053
I swear to fucking god, you're talking so much shit I could call this a fucking second job. This is really starting to bust my nuts here, but let me get started for this.
Mahiru definitely wants Hilary to win, let's face the facts. She's anti-violence and she's a caring "mother" type of character. The only thing missing is the actually straight part that would make it possible for her to be a mother.
Mahiru loves precious precious flower Saoinji, you can't deny that it's a lie. She'd never fall for you, even though your mental age is on par or even sub-par Saoinji, my friend. Mukuro did a lot of important stuff in DR0 and DR1, in contrary to your Mahiru, Mahiru was killed off as the character had no development.
When you realise Kodhacka wanted to see Saoinji survive and not your Mahiru then oh boy, you're in for a bad time. Mahiru was nothing more than a ball being thrown around, eventually hitting the homerun and flying faster out of the entire game than Leon did in case 1. Also, remember IF? Based on Mukuro, so try again.
>>2244108
Shut the fuck up Hikki. Let LF and I throw an autism fit without you interupting.
>>2244059
>She laughs briefly
Like I said, that place is crazy.
>>2244069
Ya don't smell...entirely off from human...
>She sighs softly
Lemme guess, heavy, heavy racism elsewheres?
>>2244074
Yup...but it also leads 'ta amusin' moments. An' then there's that monster, Eggman-kun.
>>2244114
It may be autism but A+ for effort
>>2244114
>Being a shitposter
His RP's better than yours will ever be, boyo.
>>2244108
All but Celes.
>>2244094
>he doesn't know about the erica comic
>>2244074
You thought I wasn't real? Such... harmful words lady Patchouli.
>>2244095
I see, I mean... you are right that I should get the permission of a lady to stare at. But then, I would look like a creep... than again, i'm a creep just by staring at them.
>>2244121
It's not heavy racism at all... since i'm the only one that recieve such treatment.
>>2244117
About you and everyone else.
Answer my question. Was I right?
>>2244121
I don't get Eggman, really. They're implausably lucky.
...Depends on what you mean by amusing. My first death in this game was being slapped to death by a fish, I think...
>>2244121
I thought I met the worst of it with that vampire maid. Man, I have a lot to learn, it turns out.
>>2244125
Looks like I was wrong about that Utsu girl.
>>2244053
>>2244118
>hugs
Calm down
>>2244117
I miss the best patchy. Don Patch
>>2244108
So you finally realized that Mokou was untouchable ?
>>2244125
Her forehead is bigger and better
>>2244125
I was going to say that the stooges attract a lot of zombies but then I realized you posted the wrong alide at first.
>>2244149
>Implying she isn't already mine
wewlad
>>2244116
I agree.
>>2244119
ok deal
>>2244131
Celes in her P.E. uniform is a total qt, m8.
>>2244143
I knew YOU were real. I didn't know your title was.
I changed your entry, so now it's accurate.
Is your Charm Lord title what brings you here?
>>2244017
Don't worry about me, sir!
I'm sure whoever is there to meet me can be met with a cup of tea, I'll make them realise that violence isn't the right way!
>>2244036
I know what you mean, miss Aussa.
It's just sisterly love and that makes it all the better.
I have that same affection for my friends, I'd sacrifice a lot for each and every one of them, I can't allow them to be harmed.
>>2244164
>inmyclit.jpg
>>2244145
I'm 100% human as far as I know. But I guess you could say I'm a bit special. I got a gift from my late grandad.
>>2244148
>Literally who?
>>2244166
>cursory night 9 text
>>2244164
>implying your implying
>>2244054
>D-Delete this.
>>2244055
W-Why are you crying?
>>2244045
>I-I meant to say favorite
F-Favorite army?
>>2244181
>he doesn't know Don Patch
fucking newfag
>>2244095
Are you saying you don't like it?
>>2244143
...Why?
>>2244145
Whateve he is, he aint human....
I've seen a god'a destruction die 'ta a roll of bread. Sometimes, this place...I don't even know....
>>2244146
Actually, Sakuya an' her both live at th'same place....An' their mistress is even stronger. Her mistress's sister.....
>She shivers
>>2244170
>She grins, nodding repeatedly
Exactly. I get protective. An' vengeful, too.
>>2244147
No u, Dachi. Let me shit on Okarin's bad taste and while I'm at it, I'll take on Hikki and Yuno as well. Just give me a second.
>>2244131
>Implying your piggy steak is any better
MEAT ON THE BONE, ON THE BONE MEAT.
>>2244164
See post above, counts for you as well. Shitters can't deal with their shit taste, but I'll help.
>>2244184
>cursory day 10 text
>>2244191
Not him but who the fuck is Don Patch
>>2244181
Come on jer jer. You have to know the based orange sun.
>>2244199
BESTIA
>>2244184
Wow, they were so close by, Im lucky to not have blown up until now
>>2244189
I don't have one.
>>2244189
no... no reason...
>>2244191
>Patchy
>>2244191
>>2244204
>Jokes on you! I was only pretending to be retarded!
>>2244198
This place seems weirder and weirder the more I hear about it...
>>2244203
Ask Grimey when you see him, he'll tell you
>>2244203
>not knowing about BASED Kamen
>>2222222
>>2244202
there goes the peace streak
>>2244168
I guess you can say that Lady Patchouil. At first it was just a minor distraction... but it turned out that I quickly fell in love with this place. The atmosphere, the people... the ladies. I loved it all when I came here.
>>2244198
Because i'm a Half-Mystic. People are scared of me because of my human blood, and mystic blood.
>>2244118
>I swear to fucking god, you're talking so much shit I could call this a fucking second job.
Feels good getting a taste of your own medicine, doesn't it?
Mahiru wouldn't want Shillary to win because it's not a woman's place to be running a goddamn country. Shillary wants war, and war means Mahiru's moms gonna be taking pictures of dead soldiers (Mukuro's corpse probs). It's proven that Hilldawg wants to fucking murder sand niggers, whereas Burning Sandle and Trump would rather take the pacifist route.
Mahiru would love me and my CEO job at Fuckyou inc., which brings some more than your life's worth annually. She wants a man that can do what a man's supposed to do, and I can do that, whereas you go and act delusional and whatnot.
The reason he wanted Mahiru to die is because she's literal perfection that wouldn't be weighed down by someone's death, whereas everyone else that survived (minus Souda because he got away with being a fag) couldn't be arsed to not shed tears over anime characters. She was already developed into an amazing character, and into an godlike woman.
>IF
>Anything but shit
Good one.
>>2244147
Fuck you, let me have my fun.
>>2244212
Favorite gun manufacturer? F-Favorite gun?
>>2244213
I have no idea who that is.
>>2244222
no shit, who is he?
>>2244216
Ohhhh youuuu
What's on Aikawa's paper?
>>2244199
>>2244205
>tfw hestia ava never
>>2244181
That much I can tell.
>she continues to write
So you're competently strong at least.
>>2244198
It has it's own logic, and it changes all the time.
>>2244230
...It has it's merits.
I think it's nice to practice magic here. And I'm learning a lot from what data I've gathered.
>>2244216
Flandre's supposed 'ta be capable'a killin' folks just by lookin' at 'em. Sakuya says they usually keep 'er in th'manor's basement, but....
>>2244230
I never got th'purpose of prejudice like that....
Good Morning Everyone!~
You guys all sound lively today!
>>2244236
DAY ELEVEN
FINAL FIVE
WHO WILL IT BE?
>>2244236
Thats it, Im definitely lost. I wish I was a geography teacher instead in times like this
>>2244243
"But it works on my pc!"
>>2244249
>waves
Hm.
>>2244143
Well, if it helps, I don't think you're a creep...just a little too charming...
>>2244196
I have mixed feelings about it...
>>2244237
I-It's a board full of people like me...!
>>2244241
Ohhhh meeeeee!
>>2244246
I like to think so.
>>2244247
Th-that sounds like a good reason to keep someone locked up in a basement, honestly!
>>2244234
>shrugs
I don't have one.
>>2244198
Being protective is good though, it shows that you still have feelings, miss.
I must go for the time being, I have to ensure I'll have something to eat. May you have luck on your adventure, I'll be watching over all of you!
>>2244249
Good morning peasant.
>>2244118
>>2244233
WHOOP WHOOP
WHY YOU ALL IN MY EAR
TALKING A WHOLE BUNCHA SHIT
I AINT TRYIN TA HEAR
http://www.vevo.com/watch/ludacris/get-back/USDJM0500005
>>2244249
Good evening Kongou.
>>2244255
DID YOU GUESS IT RIGHT?
>>2244245
>tfw someone uses the reaction image you made
>>2244246
So you're a magician? How grand! So, tell me your magical skills. I'm interested in it.
>>2244247
People fear that I will grow strong... too strong. So much so that I may take over the world... as the people would say.
>>2244249
Aren't you the cute one. Please, tell me your name?
>>2244263
Too charming? Isn't that a good thing?
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1574.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JbNBn7a.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1574.jpg")
>>2244268
Then what do you like?
Post waifu charts and give me (You)s
>>2244245
I could give her a go
>>2244288
k
>>2244278
The trumpet trumps the rest!
Thanks for the game, Host!
>>2244088
>robo arm
It's just a gaunlet
>>2244249
Get back to once you came from.
>>2244236
Moe: Alright, give me the hatchet, It's time I get some new fox skin.
Curly: Here ya go!
>he throws the hatchet to Moe
Moe: AHHH!
>he barely dodges it, shaving off some hair
Moe: You thickheaded lardo!
Curly: Well, look on the bright side, You got that new haircut ya needed to get!
>Moe stomps curly's toe, give him a double smack, spins him around and then pushes him down
>>2244278
Congratulations Francesca! You are the new winner of the Express Games
>>2244246
Yup, that'd be right on th'money.
>>2244249
Mornin'? Didn't think I'd been up THAT long.
>>2244264
Well, uh, she sorta...ran away. She lives here now. Dug herself a hole that she lives in. I think it's more of a system'a tunnels, though....
>>2244269
Oh, seeya 'round, Mami.
>>2244285
With how liberal ya are with your abilities 'parrently....
>>2244288
No
>>2244288
My taste is better than (You)rs
>>2244205
>>2244245
>wanting a shit to be ava'd
Oh boy.
>>2244233
>own medicine
But man, I'm not on any meds but nicotine, even though your post has the same effect I'd still have to say, naw, it ain't the same.
But Mahiru progressively shows she's a femtard in the game buddy, she's going for the equal rights and the marches to the white house while screaming Shillary on her microphone. Mahiru's mom won't be taking any pictures because she's already out of bounds, same like her like her daughter, they are 6 feet under the ground's bounds.
Mahiru only wanted one thing and that was to undo the precious precious flower and make it just a flower. She wasn't developed, she was just the generic replacement for Komaeda in the first case.
>IF
>Not a pretty good story
C'mon now chap.
>>2244273
LET ME SHIT AROUND WITH OKARIN YOU FUCKWIT
>>2244278
Congratulations, thanks for hosting.
>>2244292
You'd ruin her, because we don't have a Bell.
>>2244288
;_;
>>2244312
Congrats
Thanks for hosting
>>2244312
>game took more than an hour from start to finsh
Thanks for sticking with us, and thanks for playing!
Longest game I've hosted.
>>2244288
>>2244311
Better than Okarin's tast incoming.
>>2244311
HG one when?
>>2244287
I like books, for one. And food.
>>2244264
What are those powers of yours called?
>>2244285
Yes, I am.
I'm a user of the five elements, or what you would call an "eastern style" magician.
Fire, Water, Wood, Metal, and Earth. I also know Sun and Moon magic.
Those five basic elements, also playing off of the two sun and moon, make up the fundamentals of all my offensive magic. Depending on the combination of elements I can use almost any kind of offensive spell I want to learn.
>>2244312
Congrats.
>>2244312
I was pulling for the team of three. Congrats... trombone.
Thanks for hosting, Mokou.
>>2244322
Nice tast.
>>2244321
Thanks for hosting mate
>>2244260
Hello Patchy-san~!
So, So can we go play with magic again today?
I want to try other magic that does not hurt anybody!
>>2244272
I am no Peasant!
I am a British born battleship Kongou!
>>2244277
It's morning!
What are you talking about!
>>2244285
Kongou desu!~
My name is Kongou!
>>2244301
No!
I will not go back to bed!
>>2244307
Actually you have!~
you should take a rest sometime hehe~
>>2244288
>>2244322
Better than LF's taste incoming
>>2244312
Thanks for havin us!
>>2244313
GET BACK MUTHAFUCKA
YOU DONT KNOW ME LIKE THAT
http://www.vevo.com/watch/ludacris/get-back/USDJM0500005
>>2244318
I think this is JoJo
>>2244285
Not when you do it excessively...
>>2244321
Cogratulations, Francesca...?
Thank you for hosting!
>>2244311
Mahiru does this to me every night.
Balee dat.
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 2715.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z1XfLjn.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 2715.jpg")
>>2244312
Congrats Lucchini!
>>2244321
Thank you for hosting!
>>2244326
Books? That's it? Do you like books on guns?
>>2244312
>
Congrats miss! An' thanks for havin' us!
>>2244335
Coulda sworn it aint even midnight by my clock....
>>2244333
Fuck you.
>>2244337
>tenshit
>not lithisto as ultimate waifu
>not a noose on the free parking
>
>>2244335
Why not? It's the only place that will accept you. And that's only because you sleep in it. Not because of who you are.
>>2244317
>I'd ruin her
O-oh...
>>2244327
Hamon! The ripple! It goes by many names, actually. It's a breathing technique, specifically handy for fending off vampires, it turns out.
>>2244307
Well, at least it should feel like "home" to her, right?
![Shinmai Maou no Testament - Naruse Mio, Naruse Maria Render 1 [MG Renders].png](https://i.imgur.com/zUVysIQ.jpg "Shinmai Maou no Testament - Naruse Mio, Naruse Maria Render 1 [MG Renders].png")
>>2244335
Time-zones that's what!
>>2244337
>>2244307
Yeah... funny thing really, i'm still not done with my studies in magic.
>>2244327
Sun and Moon magic eh? Well i'm currently studing Shadow and Light magic, since it will granted me the power to use... Life magic.
>>2244335
Kongou, beautiful name.
>>2244343
So I should turn it down a bit? Alright then.
>>2244341
You're thinking wrong, friend!
>JoJo
>>2244345
I bet she goes balls deep too, doesn't she?
>>2244351
>you will never have shit tast like LF
Life is good sometimes.
>>2244347
Wrong Francesca!
>>2244321
Thanks for hosting.
>>2244347
No. To be honest, I don't know anything about guns.
>>2244365
>Tenshi
>Actually good
>Mikan
>same thing
Nice one Jewno.
>>2244362
>JoJo likes Autissa more than you
time to kms
>>2244363
She takes it like a champ, though you can tell she's been used quite a bit.
>>2244362
Excellent taste
>>2244357
y-you betray
>>2244367
I don't see a difference.
>>2244288
>>2244348
Yukine?
>>2244365
Feels good man
>>2244355
She likes it here, it seems. Usually stays in her hole, though. I got told by some old-fashioned lady that she commented th'sun here don't even hurt her.
>>2244361
I aint so sure that's somethin' you can finish doin'.
>>2244381
One you blow the other will grope!
>>2244313
>Implying she wouldn't want a free boarder protecting our new home in Murrika from those refriedbeaners and their druglords
>Implying Mukuro wouldn't want Shillary because of her threats about war
She needs the money for support her cocaine habits and her constant homeless state.
>Implying Mahiru wouldn't want Trump to restore all those lost American values we used to have
>Implying she wouldn't want to see America prosper again
>Implying Bernie's going to follow through with his free PUBLIC college ideals
>Implying PUBLIC colleges are even expensive
If I can get a free ride to a 50,000 a year college, then you should be able to handle a 20,000 a year Penn State tuition.
>Implying boosting the minimum wage up to 15 dollars an hour over the span of 3 years is a good thing
>Implying Donald doesn't have the economic background to bring us jobs again
In conclusion: Mahiru > Mukuro
>>2244323
>Never because I have too many people that I'd want to put on it
>>2244357
But I'm not black.
>>2244373
You deserve to not be liked for being this much of a jealous piece of shit.
>>2244362
>>2244362
>>2244377
Yeah, well... it's pretty easy to go balls deep on a guy who has a two inch killer and barely any girth to speak about.
>>2244382
Wow, great chart!
>>2244394
Why would I grope a trumpet?
