HG THREAD
This is a thread for Choromatsu to host for us in. He is a kind God so please thank him
FIRST 36 NEETS PLEASE!
>>2207728
Major Ocelot
>>2207728
Neptune, thanks for hosting again!
>>2207728
Kergerenko
Hazama.
>>2207728
Yotsuba
Yuki
Shiratama
>>2207728
Sokol
>>2207728
Spike
>>2207728
White science guy
>>2207728
Mii Swordfighter
>>2207728
Darkbeast Paarl
>>2207728
The Player
>>2207728
the sad reality
>>2207728
Mad Dog
>>2207710
Yeah, must of been some random girl.
>Midori-chan is struggling
>>2207718
So you're the 11th?
[that's cool!]
No it's not, it shows that she's a tool.
>>2207725
Oh
[i don't get it]
I think she's making it up.
Ryu Hayabusa
>>2207728
Frog coin
>>2207728
Hidan
>>2207728
Asian Science Guy
>>2207727
>inb4 shagged
>>2207728
Lady Suwako
>>2207728
Lord Beerus
>>2207728
Fuck you
>>2207728
Chomper
>>2207728
EILA
>>2207720
Beats me.
>>2207721
S-SOMEONE HELP, IM BEING MOLESTED!
>>2207748
Honks a shit anyway
>>2207728
Eggman-kun
>>2207728
The host's worse nightmare
>>2207728
Iida Tenya
Thank you for your numerous contributions, desr host!
>>2207750
...I can hear you, you know. What's the current date on your calendar? I bet you're still using AD instead of UC.
>>2207756
Why're you still pretending to be someone you're not...?
>>2207728
Freezeman
>>2207728
Hanamizuki
>>2207728
Ursula Hartmann
>>2207728
Lambda-11
>>2207750
Of 13. We were...created for numerous purposes, but we are still...people.
>Abruptly a spike of emotion begins to show through her monotone, fitting you with a stern look
Not...machines...and not...TOOLS, to be cast aside when they are too damaged to be of use...!
>>2207725
She turns her hands palms up
You can touch them, I don't mind.
>>2207728
Yukine
>>2207772
The hell does UC even mean?
[i think it's United Calendars]
That's nonsense...
Wait! Are you from the future?!
[is she a time-traveler?]
>>2207779
But shouldn'-
>Midori-chan headbutts Sawamura's mouth
WHAT THE HELL! WHY'D YOU HIT ME?!
[can't you see, she still has a soul!]
>>2207772
What are you talking about? I am myself and not someone else.
My cock is big
hunger game orgy when
>>2207795
>>2207797
Now.
>>2207797
N-Never.
>>2207804
>Calls that face deviant art face
>>2207728
Miyafuji Yoshika
>>2207787
Universal Century, actually. I'm from UC 0080 (Pronounced Double-Oh-Eighty). About...2150 AD.
>>2207794
Well, all of a sudden there was that raccoon-tailed lady who proclaimed it was them the entire time....
>>2207785
>She holds a hand gingerly, lightly poking her fingertips
That's...bizarre.
SSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2207811
Shut up.
>>2207821
Daddy?
>>2207794
Little frog lady thing!
>>2207787
>Her eyes widen slightly, and she looks away
My...apologies for my...outburst. It is one of a few areas I can still...make use of emotions in.
We are...artificial, but...this does not mean our existence is...any less valid.
>>2207821
>Grabs flask
>Pours into tea cup
>Downs tea cup
I have pimples ;3
>>2207821
>>2207823
You need to shut up as well.
How many is this one? I kind of lost count.
>>2207748
TH-THIS TRIGGERS ME!
i want to rape a drunk eila
>>2207830
>Splashes flask onto your face
>>2207823
*Pulls on ears*
>>2207821
*Throws a rock*
>>2207837
>Rolls to shut you up.
>>2207816
Sakuya told the same thing to Sanae. This whole world is getting weirder every day.
>>2207825
The jiangshi from the graveyard! What are you doing here?
>>2207844
>Rolls in retaliation to shut you up
>>2207816
0080 UC?
[sounds like 007]
Wait 2150 AD?! YOU ARE FROM THE FUTURE!
[james bond,'pow pow!]
GET REAL! WE ARE FACES-TO-FACE WITH A TIME TRAVELER!
>>2207827
...
[apologize Seiji-Kun]
...I'm sorry for assuming you were of less value then a person.
>>2207838
[looks good]
>>2207840
Y-You don't need to go through that much effort, Forehead-sama!
>>2207841
>Continues guzzling from tea-cup
>>2207816
Compared to some others, it's nothing.
Asui's quirk gives her frog features, like her tongue and feet.
>>2207854
Shit!!!
>Rolls to defend.
>Rolls a 7
DON'T FORGET GUYS PROM'S TOMORROW YOU BETTER FIND DATES!
>>2207854
>>2207844
>>2207827
Oh my, it seems like one of Kokonoe's little toys are here. How are you little toy?
>>2207864
>Prom
Wut?
Are we still doing those?
>>2207864
That means more people to kill
>>2207864
inb4 prom's cancelled
>>2207864
B-BUT I DON'T HAVE A DATE!
>>2207864
>runs away
[slow down!!]
Why? It's a race!
>>2207873
Nope, I just cancelled it
>>2207850
It...it just happened.
>>2207856
...Not really. This place is...strange. There's people from all sorts of...worlds and universe and stuff. I think some people are from even "further" than myself.
>>2207860
I think I saw someone like that, but...
>She laughs softly, softly clasping her hands around Ochako's and shaking it softly
Really, it's...amazing!
I-I love neither of you! Stop putting me in these weird love triangles!
>>2207873
>>2207875
>>2207876
>>2207877
H-hurry and find someone before it's too late!
>>2207843
Get off of me! I'm not for toying with!
>>2207863
Now stay away. You're too frail to last against me.
>>2207864
Haha, you're kidding right? No one would want to go to some lame ass prom.
>>2207866
>Good.
>>2207864
*runs off*
>>2207880
Thanks Hoshi!
>>2207883
Could I take my bodypillow?
>>2207883
chance?
>>2207887
No problem!
>continues being a fag
>>2207871
>Her eyes widen, and she gasps softly, saying nothing
>The old one I've heard about, or a new one? Just curious, I've only seen them from charts.
>>2207856
>Her voice grows quieter still
It...it is fine. Even my own creators....
>>2207881
Wait, different dimensions?!
[maybe we'll find a priest]
Why a priest?
[so he can confirm our marriage]
SHUT UP!
>>2207883
It wasn't anything!
[grrr....]
Why are YOU giving me the stink eye?
>>2207850
I am..... I don't remember why I am here. I think I was suppose to protect someone.
>>2207894
>sucks your cock
>king knight
You are of higher quality than that damn snoring from that weird guy.
>>2207885
Doesn't matter! You gotta find someone quick!
>>2207891
>smacks bodypillow out of your crummy hands
NO!
BRING A REAL MAN!
>>2207894
[muffled sounds of Littlefinger choking on your micropenis in the distance]
>>2207883
*Scratches it's head*
.......
>>2207885
.....
*Pets her head*
....~
>>2207894
>Fags with him
>>2207883
I already have someone
>>2207904
No way, I'm going to bring a girl! Or a pillow!
>>2207907
>Pets
>>2207885
I'll get you. Take this!
>Uses my hyper!
Nico nico nii Ocelot-chan!
>>2207912
You gotta get somebody else now!
>>2207914
That's gay though.
>>2207913
>licks cum off the floor
>thanks you
>king knight
>>2207897
When I got here, I was so...blinded by my patriotism I couldn't even consider it. I thought it was all just tricks by the enemy.
...Now I just want a psychologist.
>>2207922
What do you mean someone else ?
>>2207899
Have you tried asking Miss Futo? Maybe She can help you find that human or youkai.
>>2207895
Well that is rude to say the least, Kokonoe really slacks on manners. I mean who sends a toy to do a job they are fully capable of?
>>2207922
I don't care what it is, I'm bringing a girl with me.
>>2207904
*Stays up watching Guyver*
>>2207915
*Purrs*
>>2207922
*Keeps*
>>2207925
Drink up my precious King Kuck, yu nëd strengths xdddd
>remakes /sanc/
>>2207904
Going alone sounds much better.
>>2207907
>Sighs and relaxes
... ARE YOU DONE YET!?
>>2207918
shit Shit SHIT. I'm out of here.
>>2207922
. . .
>>2207932
>She seems practically petrified
I am...not here on purpose.
Pfft, who throws themself away or garbage day?
>>2207895
What'd they do?
[tell us Lambda-Chan]
>>2207904
O-oh no...
[don't worry, I'll love you even if you are bald.]
Shut up.
>>2207922
Ow...
[bad cat]
>>2207928
Eh.
[don't worry, having pride is not a bad thing!]
But having too much can be troubling.
>>2207930
Futo? Who is Futo?
Aww, paarl missed me!
>>2207943
.....
*Smooch*
>>2207945
*Questioning hissing*
>>2207947
It just...confuses me now. Taking consultation from a giant, talking lizard....
>>2207944
No need to be so frightened, I mean it's not like I'll stab you in the back a second time little 11th.
Yeah Yukine, fuck you.
>>2207954
*Whimpers*
*Cause it's self to frenzy*
>>2207956
...
[...]
>>2207952
She was against me in this arena yesterday, she must be here somewhere... I hope.
I hope you're hungry, because we've got ourselves a FEAST
>>2207959
...Second...time...?
>>2207947
They...created me for what was essentially...torture. When my body ceased to function from the stress of it, they simply...disposed of my remains.
>>2207955
>Hits him on the head with her gun
Don't. Do. That. I don't care who or what the fuck you are.
>>2207960
>>2207972
At least you died with a good view!
That Elia event is kind of strange...
>>2207963
I wish I was kidding.... Succubi, robots, monsters, gods-plural-clones, wizards...urgh.
>>2207881
Actually, my quirk is one of the weaker ones I'm glad I could make you happy, though!
>>2207989
>mfw eilas event
>>2207986
....
*Growling*
>>2207989
Mentioning your dead lover is apparently a turn-off.
>>2207982
[that's sad!]
No offense but, your creators are dicks.
>>2207994
...
[that's...]
AWESOME!
[we get to meet mythical beings!]
Yeah!
>>2208002
>Hisses
>>2207989
I want to be single in this place!
No ship for me.
SH-SHIT, NOT ME! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!
FINAL TWO, WINNER'S CLAIMED AFTER THIS!
>>2207995
S-seriously?
>She laughs briefly
...Frankly, that was the best I've felt in...
>She laughs again, somewhat more shakily
As far back as my memory lets me.
>>2208014
More like "confusing"....
>>2208017
....
*Hisses*
...~!
>>2208021
PINK BITCH
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>>2208021
Who knew my quirk would be spitting fire?
>>2208014
...I am...aware.
>>2207982
Yes a second time, what did I stutter? Or did Kokonoe wipe your memory when she rebuilt you? Thats just like her y'know, she's cruel.
>>2208024
I'm sure they're as confusing as her
[hey! Are you talking about me?]
Maybe.
>>2208035
Throw some bars out, Eila.
>>2208046
G-Give me a beat.
>>2208039
[did you excape from their control?]
>dabs
>>2208051
>plays a trap beat
>>2208024
That's nice to hear. The others are more suited for combat, like Shouto uses ice and fire, and Iiya has engine-powered legs.
TA-DA!
>>2208063
>GRATS!
>>2208054
I'M EILA
THE DIAMOND ACE
IF YOU MESS WITH ME YOU'RE GETTING A FOOT IN YOUR FACE
IT AIN'T A RACE BUT I'M NOT AFRAID TO PUT YOU IN LAST PLACE
>>2208041
>Despite her terror, she manages to fix a steely glare
...She was...the first being to ever show me kindness, by way of...reviving me. It is...likely we are not from the same timeline or reality.
>>2208052
...I did specify "cease to function".
>>2208063
PLACEMATS!
>>2208063
your prize is alcoholism
>>2208067
If you host another game, I think you'll collapse.
>>2208068
damn, that mixtape will sell like hotcakes
>>2208073
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>2208073
Thanks for hosting overdepressed guy
>>2208067
>>2208073
Can I exchange this for more alcohol?
>>2208080
Whatever needs to pay the bills.
>>2208051
https://youtu.be/atAU07qpvqQ
>>2208067
>>2208073
*Claps for the winner and host*
>>2208067
Congratulations, ace!
>Don't Know How To Stop?
>>2208042
I, er...doubt that. That's one of the more...minor things I've seen, frankly. Try someone with...magnifying lens eyes.
>>2208060
>She shakes her head
All you have to do is...use your powers and push them up. Even if they come back down....
>>2208077
>>2208081
>>2208088
>>2208092
>>2208095
Hey guys, need a host? I'm willing to host another game!
>>2208082
That's my brother Ichimatsu. I'm Choromatsu.
>>2208083
No. You keep your stupid prize.
so if teams of 8 sound good then start thinking about who you want on a team
>>2208100
You look the same
>>2208100
P-Please?
>>2208070
[oh, that's good]
So what do you mostly do now?
>>2208073
Congrats.
[Thanks for hosting!]
>>2208092
[wow]
That's sounds like an eye-catcher
>Midori-chan bends Sawamura's hand backwards
STOP I KNOW IT WAS A BAD JOKE BUT STOP!
>>2208100
We always need a host
>>2208106
>starts beating you with beer bottle
FIRST 24!
>>2208101
But I don't know enough people here to be on a team
>>2208118
Richard Blumenthal
>>2208107
There's someone here right now....She can disable gravity's effects on people with just a touch!
>She laughs loudly
It'd been so long since I knew what that was like....
>>2208118
Kergerenko
>>2208118
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2208118
Eggman-kun
>>2208118
Neptune
>>2208118
Major Ocelot
>>2208118
Hanamizuki
>>2208118
Tricky
>>2208118
Himiko Toga
>>2208118
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>2208116
St-Stop hitting me!
>>2208118
Shiratama
>>2208118
Koyomi Araragi
>>2208092
It's hard to gage the distance of where they'll fall and get incapacitated, and when they'll die. I don't want to kill anyone. Plus, it's not always easy to close the gap.
>>2208118
a pog
>>2208118
Yukine
>>2208137
>kissu
>>2208070
But do you know the reason she 'revived' you? If the term revive can be used for a robot. She did it to use you, like the people who built you used you, and can't you feel it? The reason naoto is here now so suddenly, the timelines and realitys are combining. For a robot who's purpose it is to control the power to do such a thing the fact you can't sense it is surprising, maybe I should inform Relius?
>>2208118
Mii Swordfighter
>>2208118
Ryu Hayabusa
>>2208118
Mad Dog
>>2208118
Chomper
>>2208118
Uravity
>>2208118
Darkbeast Paarl
>>2208137
Stop asking for it
>reaches for your ass
>moves to shove bottle up it
>>2208118
On my position
>>2208141
...Oh. Not...killing anyone. Er, didn't think of that....Mobile suit combat is...pretty brutal.
>>2208126
>>2208149
>Just in case
>>2208126
[you were in space right?]
Ow... My arm hurts...
[do you miss space?]
>>2208123
As long as there's one person who'd like to be a part then you'll be fine, I think
Fuck you
I stare at the stars, and the sky up above
>>2208184
And think what am I made of ?
>I'm gonna cry
>>2208144
>
>>2208160
>Covers ass
W-what are you doing!?
>>2208171
But, yeah. Apprehension isn't always an option...
Wow, I could do that to something of any size. I never realized how amazing my York actually is.
But, it does have a drawback.
>>2208198
Sanya is a zombie
>>2208152
Hello Hatsume, you look different... time flies huh?
>>2208182
I'm good.
>>2208198
Hartmann doesn't care about you, Sanya is dead, and Takeshita doesn't want you.
>>2208107
Follow my...master's commands. At present, I was...brought here due to an error. I...attempt to hone my combat capacity, and gather data on...beings I deem worthy of such.
...And likewise, follow my...personal goal of...attempting to become more human.
>>2208146
>She remains silent, making a visible effort to return to her more blank state
...I am unaware of this individual. I have remained here due to a transport malfunction to what would have been my first field test. There has been...no further ability for contact with my master.
>mfw I've almost been hosting for 12 hours straight
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! CAN'T STOP THE CHORO!
>>2208228
I would have prefered someone else in my district, but I can't do anything about it, right ?
>>2208199
>That's one hell of an autocorrect fuckery
...Let me guess...physical exhaustion?
>>2208173
From what little I remember...so, so much.
>>2208228
>WHY though?
>>2208118
Libra
>male
>>2208216
Who? My name isn't Hatsume.
>>2208228
>12 hours
>not 24
>>2208215
You're a zombie.
>>2208223
W-Why are you telling me this?
>>2208228
>LET ME FINISH THIS EXAM, IMMA COMING OKABE
>>2208244
October was a dark time
>>2208247
fuck off with that shit, bowlcut guy knows what he's doing
>>2208247
No, immortality is different from being a zombie
>>2208244
>tfw still waiting for Seth's 24 hour hostapalooza
>>2208243
You just want to trick me!
>>2208242
...You know what? I won earlier, and I'm in a great mood.
>>2208228
Give my place to the...extremely delayed Earthnoid.
>>2208126
>>2208242
>>2208255
>it was a dark time, but at least I had a lot of fun
>>2208247
Martin wants to kill you, Uravity wants to put you in a cell, and Major Sakomoto is MIA.
>>2208228
Dude... Are you okay? I like hosts and all, but not if they're damaging their health for it.
>>2208228
Looks good but you should really sleep. Can't game properly when tired.
>>2208241
No. When I float myself, or anything over 3000 kilos, I get super nauseous and throw up.
>>2208265
I don't know who you are.
I feel so inspired today, FOXHOUND by the end of the week confirmed !
>>2208263
He's gonna comeback don't worry, he's just being silent in his corner writting a lot of events
>>2208258
>Kys you nigger
>>2208260
Same difference.
>>2208272
Y-You can stop now.
>>2208238
Nope, you're stuck like that until the day you die.
>>2208241
>Because I'm not gonna let us die during those dead hours
>Plus I didn't want to give people a motive to shitpost about no games
>I also hate myself and love making other's a little bit happy
>>2208244
>I actually want that to happen
>>2208247
FUCK YOU LEAVE ME ALONE I WANNA HOST!
>>2208280
Hmm... How can we find out for sure?
>>2208283
Let's begin !
>>2208241
[Awww!]
>Midori-Chan goes to hug her arm
Sorry, she's a bit grabby.
>>2208283
We lost!
[oh well]
>>2208283
Here we go!
>>2208283
Bullshit.
>>2208283
>>2208270
Much appreciated, but i do not wish to be rewarded for my lack of punctuality.
The more I think about it the more it does seem apparent that Ocelot is one cool cat.
>>2208270
EVERY
TIME
>>2208283
>Godspeed, if you're up for it
>>2208282
Martina hates you, Nick Valentine doesn't care for you, and Nipa doesn't love you.
WAR JOURNAL #2 - "I watched some more of these animated cartoons from Japan last night. Now, I don't entirely trust Japan because most (if not all) of the Ninjas I've killed came from there, but these cartoons seem pretty interesting. Will need to do some more recon."
>>2208298
FUCK
THIS NORMALLY NEVER HAPPENS
>>2208280
...Oh. Why yourself...?
>>2208292
>She gawks down awkwardly
>>2208297
It seems I was a bit...slow, anyways, Earthnoid.
>>2208298
Every time....
>>2208282
Not really Elia
>>2208227
Hasn't contacted you? More like can't contact you. She can't contact you because of the izayoi, some blind girl is running about with it. But what I don't get is why the glares why the silence, we're more common to one another than you think.
>>2208281
Maybe next time.
>>2208308
Come on, that's no reason to plot a revenge against someone.
>>2208303
B-But martina barely knows me and Nipa loves me!
>>2208311
Eila.
I've heard gambling on Pogs, but not gambling WITH Pogs!
>>2208284
>She holds up her palms and there are little pads on her fingertips
>>2208310
Not sure, actually. My hero suit is designed to supress nausea.
Be right back!
>She runs off and comes back with her hero suit on
My helmet does something with my ears that helps nausea, and so do the wrists, they do something with my blood pressure. My boots are designed to absorb shock, so I can land from high up!
