I certainly hope none of you have been sexualizing any dragons /tg/.
>>2206848
Bad
Dragon
Dildos
>>2206848
>I certainly hope none of you have been sexualizing any dragons /tg/.
If you want lewd material, just ask directly
>>2206848
Yeah, sadly.
Should we start?
>>2206852
That image looks cut off...
>>2206852
A one, two... a one two three...
>>2206853
It is, sadly.ratbat bahamut
>>2206855
Found it
>>2206856
Fucking Ratbat. I know I'm a degenerate piece of shit but she gave me even more fetishes I didn't know I had.
>>2206857
>she
yo what
![e492b6438950e181a98b34211113997b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iBvdDPT.jpg "e492b6438950e181a98b34211113997b[1].jpg")
>this thread
>>2206859
C'mon buddy, share your stuff.Gryphons are allowed too
Yeah... It started as a joke. I was bored and stuck in a demiplane where I had all the time in the world and hundreds of other prisoners about, one of which was an ancient gold dragon. I was bored and he was the most interesting prisoner so I did what came naturally.
>I hit on him
Turns out he wasn't into dudes, also he had a mate back home
>Team up to lead a rag-tag group of prisoners in the first jailbreak in the demiplane's history.
He still wasn't receptive to my advances but it was too fun not to watch the dragon squirm a bit when I got a bit lewd.
>Met his mate later, tried for a threesome.
Denied.
>Met his daughter who was a lot more open than her parents.
Got cockblocked by goddamn dragon dad.
And that is the story of how I did not successfully get weird with a family of dragons. But not for a lack of trying.
Think I'll start calling dragonbro "daddy" next time we see him, just to see how he reacts.
I am a bad person.
>>2206862
>trying to fuck golden dragon daddy
You're doing god's work
>>2206861
Yeah, just a warning for people who interact with gryphons: They mate for life and are totally capable of understanding common.
So one day you save a gryphon from some trappers because you're a nice guy and that's totally slavery (also you want a cool gryphon buddy to hang out with)
The next thing you know the DM rolls a reaction die, it lands on twenty, and BAM, gryphon love at first sight.
And you'll be oblivious and keep protecting and standing up for your gryphon buddy and she's just getting more and more smitten with you. And you're just making it worse because you don't know how not to be awesome.
The point is, I didn't set out to end up engaged to a gryphon. It's a slippery slope.
>>2206864
Don't be like that anon, the world needs more sphinxes.
>>2206864
You just make it sound better and better.
The only downside beinga beak and talons. Apart from that, sign me up
>>2206864
>She
Could be worse, I guess.
>>2206848
How could you possibly sexualize something like this?
>>2206866
Yeah. We're working on getting some ability to polymorph one of us and we haven't really done anything yet since we both clearly feel a little awkward about it but the tension is there and at the rate we're going I'm not sure we're going to wind up waiting for a polymorph.
The current idea is to turn her human(oid) because it'll make it a little less annoying to take her places but right now we'll take what we can get. Dating someone who can't speak common can be problematic because you want her to have fun and enjoy the places you're visiting but you run into idiots who are all "Ohh shit a gryphon, better behave like someone dropped a fire elemental in my tavern!"
The characters are starting to rub off on each other too. She's got my skald (basically a bardbarian) behaving less like a party boy rockstar and she's starting to get into dressing up in neat outfits and generally being flash as fuck.
>>2206869
Polymorph? You're basically asking her to pretend to be something else entirely, instead of accepting her for who she is. For shame.
>The characters are starting to rub off on each other too.
You said the gryphon was a female.
>>2206869
At least get some kind of speaking translation pendant or something so she can talk back.
Not at all.
Not at all.
>>2206867
If it helps keep your jimmies at a low state of enrustlement:
>>2206862
>>2206864
I am both these guys. So there ought to be something in there that you approve of.
I honestly don't know how this keeps happening. The dragon just sorta happened and it was too fun to stop and with the gryphon I just plain took way too long to realize that she was into me and I'd basically been doing everything in my power to look like a caring, awesome mate without meaning to.
>>2206848
>your parents loyal dragon servant will never become your surrogate mom.
>>2206870
We're not talking about in a permanent sense. Both of us being more or less the same species just make it seem a bit more mechanically feasible. And again, the big reason to change her is that it also gets her around assholes.
I'll probably be spending lots of my time as a gryphon down the road as well, sorta sharing the polymorph load of the relationship.
And yeah, she's female. Personality traits can rub off across genders.
>>2206871
Speak with animals works on her and I can cast it. We've also worked out some signals for basic stuff, including a "Cast Speak With Animals and translate" signal.
>>2206868
Unf
>>2206875
>I'll probably be spending lots of my time as a gryphon
Enjoy your tiny lion dick.
>>2206862
You are living the dream anon. Keep on trying, I believe in you! You can fuck the dragon!
But not the dragoness. Dragons are for pure homo love only. If you fuck the dragoness I'm withdrawing my support.
>>2206877
That... is actually a really good point. She's probably not gonna like that. And she has seen me naked before so it's not like she doesn't know the difference. Plus, obviously, what I've got now isn't barbed.
Why don't I think these things through before associating with gryphons?
Dragons typically have high magic resistance right? Because i want to use lewd magic to make her addicted to my human dick.
>>2206879
Well, since her rear parts are off a lion, she'll be sized for that tiny barbed cat dick, and she'll need the barbs to get her to ovulate if you want some family after all of this. A man dick might be a bit too much. I don't know, are there any splats that cover this?
>>2206881
>huge beast in heat
>small fit
sweatingman.jpg
>>2206881
Nothing in the book of erotic fantasy. Gryphons aren't even listed on The Chart, though they're both old.
So I guess gm ruling?
>>2206878
But how else will we get half-dragons?
>>2206883
I'm sure that GURPS has something about interspecies breeding somewhere
>>2206881
My mate. This is why you always learn magic. Magic solves everything.
>>2206878
Sorry man, gotta try.
>I saw him first and after how many times I've hit on him he's at least thought about what it'd be like
>No way I'm not going to try to fuck a dragoness MILF. Besides, her mate got stuck in a demiplane where he didn't age for a couple of centuries so while he has children with her she is actually physically larger than him (since dragons keep growing as they age). Gotta try to play the smaller male and seed some dirty thoughts in her head (he'll thank me later. Maybe a sexy thank you...)
>And ohh yes, I've gotta try to get in the pants of the cute dragon girl. She's okay with making her father angry, I kinda wanna do it for grins and because I might as well try to sleep with the whole family.
>>2206862
>not having a full family breeding session
????
>>2206886
And that is how this relationship has been going:
>I'm awesome
>You're adorable
>I'm magic
>So we'll make this shit work
>Haters gonna hate.
>>2206874
Please tell me this is part of a greater doujin where they fug.
>>2206864
Thanks for reminding me of the most depressing thing that ever happened in a tabletop game
>Party is contracted by a small village mayor to kill a griffon that's been harrying the local cemetery and seriously wounded the gravekeeper
>Kill griffon, notice after fight it's covered in tattered barding. Take tarnished crest from barding.
>Ask around town, find out griffon had been hanging around for many years but only recently became hostile.
>Eventually learn from decrepit retired blacksmith that he long ago sent his son off to be apprenticed to a nobleman in the capitol for a better life. Son became a knight, was killed in battle, body returned to village and buried.
>Crest was from the noble house the son was sent to. Realize that the griffon was the son's mount.
>Ask gravedigger what he had been doing. Turns out cemetery had recently become full and town was displacing bodies for cremation to make room for the newly dead. Not a heinous thing; standard practice for the area.
>Deduce that griffon had been watching over its rider's grave since he died, and on seeing it disturbed started trying to drive everyone off to keep it intact.
>Party uses most of the reward gold to buy the grave in-perpetuity, has the griffon buried in it as well and an image of rider and mount in flight carved on the headstone.
>>2206890
Nope, but he does other art.
https://e621.net/post/m?tags=sanzo
>>2206888
Not for a lack of trying. Obviously I wanna make cute little half dragons with the mother and daughter. I'll try to breed daddy too for all the good it'll do me.
This is what happens when you try to play a witch, btw. Something about being sexy and devious and the next thing you know you're plotting to breed an army of adorable half dragon babies because you're kinda fucked up and your best friend is a dragon who switches between having the utmost respect for the awesome shit you pull off and being perpetually annoyed by your attempts to coax him and his family into getting weird with you.
>>2206864
This makes me sad
>she has fallen in love with you for life
>you are not into beastiality.
Damn it.
>>2206891
Aww... now I'm sad. Griffons are crazy loyal if they take a liking to you, much better than humanoids really deserve.
>In a high powered game
>one of the pc's is a "teenage" dragon
>he and I are left alone while the rest of the party is off doing whatever
>we're just having a quiet moment after some heavy duty shit that went down
>all of us players and the gm were blitzed for the same reason
>one thing leads to another
>shagging the dragon.
>He doesn't even bother polymorphing, just shrinks down to a manageable size
>according to the rolls during the fade to black, it was the best either of us ever had
>completly embarased afterwards
>never talk about it ever again outside of a few brief confused/unsure glances when things get weird
>rest of the part never finds out>we were both dudes
>>2206894
A common problem with those of us who own female horses im afraid.
>>2206896who was on top
>>2206898we took turns
>>2206898
checked
>>2206848
No but I do need to know how to kill one that's been terrorizing the town, every night it grabs a cow we're down to less than 200 head. The town could hire professional dragonslayers but we're so damned poor, we could try to kill it ourselves the smith can fashion some spear and axe heads but who is fool hearty enough to attack a dragon?
>>2206896
>not making it a regular thing
>>2206894
It's actually more along the lines of he feels like they probably shouldn't. He's pretty famous from doing the whole bard thing and she's having enough trouble fitting into his world. The last thing she needs is the social stigma of being part of a relationship regarded by everyone else as bestiality.
Frankly he doesn't really care overly much what she looks like. She inspires him to be a decent person and she loves him despite all his faults. Hell, she was more or less okay with him nailing groupies after a performance (He finally put two and two together when he realized that she wasn't mad, just jealous.)
Thing is, she's too good for him and he damn sure knows it. So he takes it upon himself to be a better person and try not to do that sort of shit.
The first time they met (back with the trappers) she was scared as fuck and a little torn up. He tanked hits from her for two solid rounds and never cast anything but healing spells. Thing is, he was targeting her wounds, not his. For all the bardic bullshit he gets into, he cares about her and tries to be the best partner he can be for her. Way he figures, they stick together and they'll figure out how to make sexytimes work for them at some point.
>>2206901
You're misunderstanding the concept of_laying the dragon
>>2206896
>you will never do the dragoon with a cute underage dragon boy.
Why even live?
>>2206878
>dragons are for homo only
Lies.
How do you like your interspecies romance, /tg/?
Focused in the physical/intellectual/emotional differences, or played as if they were another human?
>>2206907
Depends on the species. Races that are more similar to us i tend to think more about culture. If you have something different, like a minotaur lover, i would think about both culture and unique challenges of that species and yours.. If you want to fuck a dragon, screw culture and worry about fucking a dragon.
>>2206907
Play up them differences, it makes things interesting.
>>2206910
>>2206906
Chromatic dragon women are for het sluttery.
Metallic dragon men are for homo purity.
I want to be kidnapped by a dragon...
>>2206848
>>2206912
So chromatic dragons make best dragon waifus?
>>2206892
shit is fucking excellent
is this all he's done?
>>2206913
LEWD
E
W
D
I want to put my dick into Soulsaver Dragon
>>2206908
>minotaur lover
>from a culture that thinks barbaric displays of uncivilized masculinity are attractive
>wonders why you don't find the smell of his sweaty leathery cow nuts sexy
>>2206919
>wonders why you don't find the smell of his sweaty leathery cow nuts sexy
You have the wrong person, anon
>>2206919
>he doesnt like to get a big whiff of his minotaur lovers balls before greedily gobbling his massive cock
Get a look ath this faggot.
>>2206874
I love mama dragon. She looks so cuddly.
>>2206919
Anon, i just want to be his fragile little lover that he spoons with his big strong hands after we make rough and passionate love. Is that so wrong?
Is this sexualized?
>>2206925
I could fuck it.
>>2206922
If he's showing it, he's getting the d
>>2206927
>Big enough to use a warhammer that could crush a castle gate
>Rigid from head to toe with monstrous, battle-honed muscle
>Could break your spine with one hand
>Is powerful, self-assured, and utterly confident in public
>In private, loves to bend over and take your much-smaller human cock up his tight ass
>Mages, priests and armies couldn't ever hope to control him
>But you can make him writhe, tense, seethe and moan with nothing more than a slow, surging thrust
I think I'm starting to come around to this idea.
>>2206928
This is too cute.
>my brutal minotaur cant be a bottom!
>>2206855
>>2206857
>think to myself "it can't be that bad. I've seen some shit already."
>find this
I don't know what I was expecting.
>>2206928
10/10 husbando
>>2206929
>A deep, gravelly voice replies "I'm not."
>He ever-so-subtly shifts the immense battleaxe in his hand so that the haft covers the emerging bulge in his musk-laden leather loincloth.
>>2206932
>just as you are about to lick his delicious minotaur shaft, his wife walks in
What do?
>>2206934
FightSexFight
>>2206934
>They end up fucking
>You end up licking
>From the bottom of her slit to the tip of his tail
>>2206937
>you watch helplessly as the man you love is taken from you by a powerful minotaur woman.
>all you can do is crawl on the floor and attend to their every need.
Boner achieved.
>>2206938
Allow me to kill that boner:
He forces you to lick his twitching, taught anus and, if you're good enough, promises to pull out and fire his half-liter of monster semen down your throat instead of into his mate.
>>2206925
I just one-wing angeled in muh pants.
>>2206938
Cuck
>>2206891
>peasant
>gryphon mount
?
>>2206943
>even harder
Have you ever worked on a farm? Because 14 years later I can still remember the smell of a bull's asshole like 8 feet away. Do you really want that pressed against your face?
>>2206945
Yes. Very much so. I want my minotaur hubby to use and abuse me.
>>2206944
He'd earned it after devoted servitude to the noble house.
>>2206946
What a load of bullshit.
>>2206948
My fetish is not bullshit!
>>2206949
Your "hubby" is a bull and you're about doing buttstuff... so yeah, totally a bullshit.
>>2206949
No matter how clean your minotaur mate is, his asshole is still ultimately used to push thick logs of bullshit from his straining sweat-slicked body. So, yeah.
>>2206897
YOU CAN TRY ANON.
YOU CAN DO IT FOR THAT NON-SAPIENT ANIMAL THAT LOVES YOU.
GO FOR THE HORSE PUSSY ANON, IT MAY REVOLT YOU, BUT DO IT FOR LOVE.
>>2206945
This type of faggot deserves much worse and will go on about how they want to be mistreated even though they'd probably barely manage some semi-rough sex without breaking down. They're just incredibly vocal and love shitting up conversation with these stupid fetishes they think they'd enjoy.
>>2206954
...;-;
HIGH IMPACT
SEXUAL VIOLENCE
>>2206954
Most virgins are like that, but eh, it's alright, this is all just fantasy. Sex ain't that impressive after all.
>>2206954
I'm fucking sorry, okay? I was 12 years old, I remember getting teased by my friends because I didn't have "grownup hair", and my step-brother made me do things in the barn that I still have dreams about today. I don't have anyone to tell them about and this stupid anonymous image board is the only thing I have to help myself because dad tells me that crying is for sissies.
>>2206959
It's alright anon, we all love you
>>2206953
I own a horse, and i can say, she has tried to rape me on more than one occasion. Not into beast either, but then the idea of letting her get fucked by some stallion makes me skeeved out for some reason. Not sure why.
>>2206954
Funny thing is, i'm not even gay. Some anon just tossed the idea around and i found it funny so i ran with it. But seriously man, dont need to get mad about it.
>>2206961
It's like that close friend that's a girl that hang outs with you and grew fond of you.
She confessed her love to you, but you only want her as a friend. You see her as a pure girl, almost like a sister, that's why you hate the idea of seeing her getting rammed by a fucking enormous dick, making her scream while her insides are being split apart and the pain/pleasure is enough to make her ovulate like crazy
>>2206961
Mares are very . . . amorous creatures, I'm very not into beast, the idea doesn't sicken or offend me any, just ain't my kink.
But yeah, despite their inclinations I do get weary of letting them mate, sorta like a little sister effect.
Then again, my mares also tried to seduce my wife, still not sure how I feel about that.
>>2206961
You are starving the poor horse for sex. Even if you dont get turned on by horses, be a good owner and fuck her a few times for pitys sake.
>>2206960
I don't.
>>2206966
Well, I love you too
>>2206963
>seeing her getting rammed by a fucking enormous dick, making her scream while her insides are being split apart and the pain/pleasure is enough to make her ovulate like crazy
This turns me on more than it should.
>>2206968
That's the gay speaking anon.
Fight it.
>>2206964
Idk. I wonder if it is bad for their health to not let them have sex. Like you said, not my thing, but the idea of bringing her to another stable to get fucked makes me both repulsed and sad.
>>2206969
Gay? No. He is talking about a female horse i think.
>>2206971
No, he's talking about the dick.
>>2206883
>can't have kids with a lizardfolk
>can't have kids with a dwarf
>tfw no dragon waifu
>tfw no lizardfolk waifu
>tfw no kobold waifu
Truly suffering is the universal constant.
>>2206848
My players have a brain malfunction everytime they see a dragon.
It's like a curse, no matter how small the chance of killing a dragon, they go for it.
>Ok guys, before you lies a creature consisting mostly of pure muscles and arrow deflecting plates covering most of it's body.
>You suspect it to be a dragon.
>Raising it's head it looks towards you.
>"Have you come to steal my hoard?/I am in dire need of help./Let me help you on your quest./Croaaack!"
>Atleast one player pulls his weapon and goes:
>"I WANT TO RIDE THE DRAGON!"
>"I WANT TO STAB THE DRAGON!"
>"I WANT TO DRINK IT'S BLOOD!"
>"THE HEART, I NEED IT'S HEART!"
>"HIT IT'S TAIL, I NEED A NEW SWORD!"
>"IT'S EYES... I NEED IT'S EYES!"
Everytime.
>>2206975
Have an NPC tell them they're a Dragon without transforming or tell the players one/all the players are actually dragons and see how they react.
Maybe a "potion of become dragon"
>>2206976
...It'd be a slaughterfest.
Either that or they'd laugh like maniacs, isn't a single one of them who isn't a powerhungry opportunist, myself included.
I would literally fuck a rock if it had a vaguely female shape.
>>2206977
Are slaughterfests and maniacal laughter good things?
>>2206959
Go get help you faggot.
>>2206848
literally kill yourself
>>2206978
Oh my
>>2206979
Fun is fun, right? Then yes, I suppose.
They're all ironic self conscious edgelords, it's a steriotype I love, but damn, it's getting old fast.
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/5be54246b6/917783-1
somewhat SFW
>>2206892
Fuck, these are adorable. Thanks, Anon.
>>2206984
>http://dragonsburn.tumblr.com/
Why not post the guys actual site, you massive faggot.
>>2206983
Well, one person's fun could come at the expense of someone else' fun. If a talking dragon they slew dropped an "irremovable amulet of become dragon" and the players started killing each other for one reason or another... it might not end up with as much total 'fun' as anticipated.
>>2206987
Fair point, but it's not a problem in regular sessions, it's ONLY WHEN IT COMES TO DRAGONS.
Like some deep rooted Dragon Slayer gene that everyone of them have that surfaces everytime a dragon is nearby... Like those guys who goes to /d/ just to post space marines and yell heresy in a board made for heresy.
well shit, no more limits.
>this thread was moved to /trash/
Fuck you mods, this was an amusing thread.
>>2207134
So what? It's not like we can't post anymore
>>2207282
They always get all pissy and leave, pathetic.
Skimming through this thread, I almost wouldn't believe you if you told me this didn't originate on /trash/.
>>2208955
My thoughts exactly until I read /tg/ and saw a spoiler.
>>2208955
Let's be honest, this is EXACTLY the sort of thread /tg/ makes when you start discussing dragons/monsters
>>2209216
Welcome to /trash/!!!
Secondary scale thread?
>>2209216
we're called dragonfuckers for a reason
>>2207134
>this was an amusong thread
Nah.
