HG thread
Thinking outside the box edition
Out of curiosity, why are some people able to host and I'm not?
>>220510
Oh no
First for strongest.
>>220519
Its like a christmas morning
>>220526
>Posts a suggestive pic
>Gets a cuddle anyways
I'm in there.
Alrighty
>>220512
Kana told me to ignore you.
Second
>>220499
Ah, there's that word again...
>>220459
*sigh*
>>220512
*a long pause* ...hmm, close enough. Just try not to do that again, okay? A simple hello will do next time.
>>220519
>walk inside box
>start thinking
>>220526
>>220515
ON SECOND THOUGHT I just noticed your image.....
SHOULD I HOST HOTEL GAMES OR IS SOMEONE ELSE GOING?
Question time:
What was your absolute favorite HG game ever and why ?
>>220498
You are. Remember that time i no-scoped you in one of those war simulators? You told me a lot of mom jokes and how you would hack my xbox live account.
>>220519
*thinks inside the box*
>>220512
I've been on this planet for 6000 years. I watched empires rise and fall. There has been no title of what you're calling yourself and no matter how incessant you are about it, it doesn't exist.
>>220548
'Nuff said.
>Aaliyah
>>220545
You....you monster
>>220546
I ALMOST GOT AWAY WITH IT
>>220547
Nice car. Go for it.
>>220457
WHERE THE HELL DID THEY GO?!
>The ship finally starts to explode, and starts falling down to the ground
DAMN IT!!
>>220502
>"LUNA! THIS IS CAPTAIN VUL OF THE HALBERD HAILING, THE CONQUISTADORS HAVE GOTTEN ONTO OUR SHIP!! META KNIGHT IS STILL ON THIER SHIP!"
>>220515
God this picture...
>>220548
The faction war I won
>>220554
Game wasn't that funny. I don't know why people suck so much dick over it.
>>220548
All of them.
>>220533
What do you mean by you being the captain's envoy
>I think she means she is one of the enemy
Oh god no!
>>220554
That was an entertainment show, not a game.
It didn't give a fuck about games.
>>220535
TooSpooky?
>>220548
>>220554
I see your riggins and raise his fucking wife.
>>220517
Yeah..it is,maybe I'm just worrying too much but I don't know,I want to help her somehow.
>>220517
My name is Shantae, I am a half-genie. Do you want to tell me your name too?
GIVE ME 36
THIS GAME IS SPONSORED BY AUDI
>>220556
>>220546
Please don't sexualize my mom.
>>220566
But don't you have a favorite one ?
>>220571
>>220543
>>220551
I might have some left...
>>220560
This is Captain Luna, do you require assistance?
>>220577
Kaguya Houraisan
>>220563
>>220572
Wait nevermind it's definitely this one, even though I was on mobile the whole time
>>220512
Haha. Why should I do that?
>>220517
All machine....
Sigh non human. And they made a self conscious AI already now...
>>220505
Step up, senpai.
>>220577
Ken Kaneki
>>220577
Michiru Matsushima
>>220540
Oh. That's kind of rude.
>>220543
Y-yes.. I'll remember it! Do you still want the chocolate?
>>220552
Well, maybe you're just not very familiar with the Tsuns!
>>220577
Spider Nigger
Bill
>>220577
Homura Akemi
>>220577
Meta Knight
>>220577
Garry
>>220564
thank god. I thought I was the only one who thought that
>>220577
Chibi Kana
>>220577
Top artist
>>220577
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>220577
Spy
>>220577
Aikawa
amle
>>220577
Cirno
>>220577
Izayoi Sakamaki
>>220577
Garnet
>>220577
Araragi
>>220577
Rumia
Warlord Blackhand
>>220577
Shantae
>>220577
Murakumo
>>220577
Major Ocelot
>>220577
Captain Luna
What are all the available season codes, anyways?
>>220577
Chitoge
>>220577
Mokou's son
>>220564
Gumball put a lot of effort into it and I appreciate that. It's not about humor, it's about novelty.
>>220567
I'm not your enemy, sirs. I'm trying to save your lives. Will you listen to me?
>>220568
It was a game. I had fun. It's one of the most memorable I've seen and it's one of my favorites.
>>220572
When was this?
>>220576
Name's Aaliyah. Hello, Shantae. Are you new here?
>>220577
Aaliyah
>>220577
Eggman-kun
>>220577
Jim Bloggs
>>220615
>Gumball
>>220577
Jam Queen
>>220577
Rui Ninomiya
>>220577
Nargy
>>220593
You keep telling yourself that, insecure girl.
>>220577
clown dude
>>220577
GUNDAM TANAKA
>>220620
/hgs/ has some free to use.
>>220615
The only rp going on during his games is
>excitedface.png
>OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS LE HAPPENING LE GUYS?
>WOOOOOOOW
>WHAT THE FUCK
Plus all his events are meme events.
"Player1 sharpens a shit and proceeds to insert it into their anus"
>>220543
Yep that word. Fun is what makes the world go round.
>>220548
>Ilya's farewell game, when my only OC i ever did won that game.
>The Soire
>Those 3 games i rigged for Ririchiyo.
>>220620
All my season codes are still available, so it seems to be pretty random which work and which don't.
Dangan Remover Dog
>>220582
the red prom finale was pretty exciting.
but i just cant pick one game from all.
There were plenty of good games.
>>220560
Englishman: ok you hide, I'll wreck havoc!
Mage: alright!
>the Mage runs off to hide
>>220628
gumball is gone nigger
still doesn't change the fact you'll never be able to reproduce so much hype with any of your games
>>220585
We can handle ourselves on the Halberd, just get Meta Knight off the exploding ship! Hurry!
>>220620
jS8MSler
>>220577
Classy Raven
>>220647
Like I said, it was good entertainment
but not a game
>>220646
Now we tune in once more
>>220639
>MUH RP
you goddamn nigger, is it too hard to have fun for one time in your life? holy shit
you fucks complain about everything, stop being jealous for once
>>220548
The original D12 rigging.
>>220624
>the Mage ran off
Englishman: sure! Tell me, what's the spell?
>>220624
Hello Aaliyah, you are right, I am new here. I arrived yesterday. I am what the others call Novemberfag.
>>220577
Rei Ryghts
What are you all listening to?
>>220657
I'm not even jealous.
>>220615
Photoshopping the slides really doesn't make you a good host anon-kun. If overdone it can be annoying and distracting
>>220590
To not ruin my Tsun image..
>>220633
I will!
>>220651
10/10
>>220666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHJAGkz0pdA
>>220666
>
>>220574
>>220624
>>220639
>>220666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJazieMw5-0
only good vibes.
>>220651
You brought this on yourself, I'm hosting a game with this
>>220669
what makes you a good host anon
>>220666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LmYHOZorwc&list=PLvNp0Boas722KITodpPOPeBrcxmrW5uwf
>>220666
Here Satan
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jkTaq4ajs44
>>220666
>because I'm playing the game
https://youtu.be/8yGYuaXnOtY
>>220653
M'lady Raven
>>220651
Gottem
>>220666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt2Z9z8dYcg
>>220632
Narg, I owe you a wincard.
>>220661
Oh. Well, you can ask Luna how to get out of here. But why did you attack my Captain's ship?
>>220663
New recruits are always welcome! How are you settling in?
>>220680
Help her how?
>>220585
Might you?
>>220593
I suppose one piece won't hurt...
>>220640
I don't think everybody who had something thrown at them was having fun.
>>220684
I'm just a spectator babe
>>220650
I can be there in the blink of an eye, but I won't be able to find him unless you can give me coordinates! Hurry!
>>220693
what did you like anon
>>220668
yes you are, why would you complain about it otherwise ?
you're mad his game has marked the memories of everyone while yours didn't do shit
>>220669
it was an one time only and he was the first to do it, resulting in doing one of the most based game ever
sorry that your shitty events can't top what he did
>>220666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ
>>220666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkU23m6yX04
>>220666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EnKGt90SL0
The twinkly music box sounds pretty.
>>220689
*nods*
>>220673
>>220689
I can't take credit for it, tho.
>>220683
Are you saying I won't enjoy them?
>>220690
Thanks, Aaliyah! (I bet I spelled it wrong..)
>>220690
Everyone here is so nice. Everyone... well, not everyone. The faceless ones seem to have a huge grudge for some people.
>>220646
>He gets out a mic
ALL CREW MEMBERS, FIND THE STOWAWAYS!
KILL IF NECESSARY!
>>220694
He appears to bellow the main deck, near the damaged hull.
>>220700
>>220690
I'm not sure how...I just want to.
>>220700
>>220697
Once again, not a host. Sorry for having an opinion anon sempai
>>220690
You want to know the purpose?
Fine then.
We were sent by Radioman, don't know how he conquered all of Europe, however he commands most of the conquistadors now, he gave us two missions, destroy the Sun God, and retrieve A RAVEN's spell.
>>220701
You sir, have very good taste.
>>220670
I am trying not to.
That is why I am perhaps here. So people won't see you.
>>220692
But I am the one who's supposed to have fun.
HOW ARE WE LOOKING?
>>220700
Which one are you? The child or the demon?
>>220716
You do not have to state the obvious.
Are you all ready to get nuked?
>>220692
I might! I might even have more than a bit.
If only I had someone to share it with...
>>220709
On it. *a flash*
*another flash on the other ship*
Bat-ball? Where are you?
>>220721
Let's go!
>>220723
Child.
>>220710
>>220713
>
>>220721
Looks good
>>220721
checked
>>220706
Nope! Right on the money. And your custom winscreen will be up soon.
>>220707
The faceless ones are temperamental. Don't take them too seriously. You said you were a half-genie? There must be a story behind that, can I hear it?
>>220712
Well, what's her problem or need?
>>220715
Hm. Well, you decided to attack the exact wrong ship. The Corona is nigh-unassailable. Have you considered just asking Raven for her magical aid?
>>220721
In a district with a god and an adorable dragon.
>>220723
Don't flatter yourself.
>>220724
no
>>220713
Hey Homu, sleep well? Forget all the events of last night? Had a good breakfast?
>>220721
Good luck.
Good morning, class.
>>220721
Ladies. Just sit down. I can take care these hooligans myself.
>>220721
Now that I'm awake, I might actually do well.
Might...
>>220728
...um....
>>220721
I'm ready to get funky. Prioritized-Blonde-White-Girl powers activate. Are you ready Captain Clopper and Ezreal
>>220724
rooting for you my man, show them why you're the best artist here
>>220734
Thanks. Seems I remember least one name then!
>>220721
FuCkInG pErFeCt
>>220709
>the Englishman seems disgusted with the creatures he sees
THE HELL IS THIS?!
>lifts his lance
I'M RIGHT HERE!
>>220721
Adequate
>>220737
why that face? though.
>>220721
Looks acceptable.
>>220728
So can you tell me one secret? What is the difference between you and the other thing?
>>220736
I don't have to do such thing. My presence already does that for me.
>>220742
Not you...
>>220721
Decent.
>>220728
How are you this night, Frisk?
>>220724
Good thing i'm resistant against radiation.
>>220742
Welcome, Eraser-sensei.
>>220726
LUNA?!
>Coughs
I'M OVER HERE!
THIS IRON BAR TRAPPED MY WING SO I COULDN'T FLY AWAY!
>The ship explodes again, starting a fire and creating more smoke
>7 days ago
H-he didn't just forget to re-enable saving, did he?
>>220755
Because I'm
so mischievous.
>>220743
Famous last word...
>>220742
Morning, teacher.
>>220740
At least 2 of those.
>>220742
You're not my teacher.
>>220711
*shrugs* What?
>>220720
At the expense of others? I think not.
>>220726
Right here, you know.
>>220721
Adequate.
>>220721
In 2005, Audi announced that the name of the successful Audi R8 race car would be used for a new road car in 2007, the Audi R8, based on the Audi Le Mans quattro concept car (designed by Frank Lamberty and Julian Hoenig), appearing at the 2003 International Geneva Motor Show, and 2003 Frankfurt International Motor Show. The R8 development program began in 2004, Lamberty's design being approved and frozen for production. Production body prototypes began field testing in January 2006.
>>220721
Ready to get funky. Prioritized-Blonde-White-Girl powers active! Lets go Captain Clopper and Ezreal
>>220734
Well she doesn't really have a problem...maybe all she needs from me is to just care for her.
>>220748
Will do, i also have a secret plan in case everything goes wrong.
>>220721
I'm liking this district.
>>220742
Good afternoon, Aizawa-kun.
>>220744
>
>>220742
Hi.
>>220734
Excuse me, miss?
>>220756
Chara killed everyone in the Underground.
I didn't kill anyone.
>>220759
I'm okay.
>>220754
>claims
>>220768
Good luck, but I'm getting that car
>>220766
Ah, so you slept well then, but didn't eat breakfast? That's bad for you.
>>220756
Oh please. You are almost as obnoxious as the pony that lurks about here. Well done.
Still, you do have better taste..I guess i won't attempt to eat you.
Shoo.
>>220768
Whoopy Cushion-rino didnt get me this time!
>>220768
>hotel games
k...
>>220734
That's a shame, misfire can create bad conflicts...
Wait are you telling me this "Raven" is a person?
Well then, show me this man!
>>220756
>>220766
Is that how you greet your sensei? For shame. And to think I'm giving you and everyone else here the best years of my life.
>>220759
Hm. How are you today?
>>220764
Hmm, I don't think I know you. Who are you, and why are you in my classroom?
>>220776
Eh? It's actually the afternoon? Since when?
>>220760
I was wondering about that.
Are there any other lifeforms left aboard?
>>220767
Are you sure? I haven't been able to spend time with you in so long, I don't even know if you still like me.
I wouldn't want to be a bother...
>>220762
i dont know why but that sounds kinky.
also are you doing good trappy?.
>>220768
Lets go.
>>220768
Was it a magazine? A travel agecy? Who cares.
>>220768
bUt iT iS jUsT a HoRn, NoT a WeApOn
HoNk, HoNk :o(
>>220734
Oh, there is nothing much about me to say. I am half human and half Genie and the protector of Scuttle Town. My mother was genie who ensured many decades of peace.
>>220768
Why does this radio keep spouting car facts?
>>220777
Er...
Hi?
>>220783
No time for breakfast, I need to fight.
>>220789
Of yours?
>>220768
I'll just wait here
>>220795
I'm okay today. I wish brantsteele finally finishes updating.
>>220768
I claim the bed.
>>220777
That is quite the difference to say...
>>220784
If my appearance and the magnitude of my personality oppresses your existence, please don't try to fight me with words.
I am already disgusted about the fact that you are capable of human speech...
>>220789
These are your best years..? I really don't want to see those which are worse than your current situation.
>>220781
Not if I get it first.
>>220789
Perhaps you should invest in a pocket watch?
>>220786
CANT YOU READ?
I ASKED AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS THREAD!
>>220768
Audi and Joest went back to develop the highly successful R8, winning its maiden race at the 2000 12 Hours of Sebring, and going on the win at Le Mans. Between 2000 and 2002, the R8 cars took a hat-trick of wins at Le Mans, Sebring, and Petit Le Mans, as well as American Le Mans Series titles in each year.
>>220789
Garnet's the name. I don't know either but I remember you saying everyone is your student.
>>220768
>
>>220777
You will let me eat today, right?
>>220789
I'm hungry, and it's a good thing you are here now.
>>220777
Hello little girl who claims to have gone to hell.
>>220800
Yes, of mine. Is that not what I said, Homura?
>>220806
That's how life is, Gundam. Though I guess you wouldn't know either, would you?
>>220806
And i am quite disgusted by the fact that you are still capable of breathing despite your stupidity.
Don't you have any kidnergarten children to try to entertain? Or is the stuff smeared on your face not ment for clownic purposes?
>>220772
Is that a difficult task?
>>220770
>claps
>>220777
Yes? Hello, little one.
>>220788
>>220767
The Raven you seek is a woman, and she's right here. Do be polite. She's a very powerful young lady.
>>220799
Still, I'm sure it makes for a great tale. Maybe you can tell me later. Are you an adventurer?
>>220809
You will sleep in the bed. I don't sleep.
>>220809
CHI
TO
GE
>>220809
Aikawa you really shouldn't.....FUCK with my tunes
>>220809
Shinobu? This isn't funny...
>>220809
This isn't swell, might as well lay on yer' lap miss.
>>220809
This hotel seems very dangerous...
>>220809
That kicked me out of the game? How frivolous.
>>220753
>A giant robot in the shape of a lobster crashes down from the ceiling.
IT WAS A VERY STUPID MOVE COMING TO OUR SHIP, NOW!
FACE THE WRATH OF THE HEAVY LOBSTER!
>It raises it's arm to try to hit you, but completely misses as it comes down
WHAT'S GOING ON?
>"S-sorry sir! The mech never got completely clean, they're still paint on it's receptors!"
DAMN IT! KEEP TRYING TO HIT HIM!
>It ties all it can, but misses at every attack
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
>>220793
I took out all the rest, now take this thing off me will ya?!
>>220823
DO what?
It sucked!
>>220805
Good to hear,ive been busy with things and secret avas, but felt i needed to use mouth hands again.
>>220809
this is getting spooky man..
>>220809
A chuckle? ...
...
I have never seen a hotel which accepted such weird currency.
>>220815
What are you trying to imply, human?
>>220817
Once again you come with my appearance. I am sorry that my looks are not fit for your eyes.
After all that is not the reason for my looks.
>>220808
I have a watch, I just don't usually know what time of day it is when I wake up. I blame those long nights at the office.
>>220810
That's right, but I don't seem to remember you for some reason. Maybe you belong in some other homeroom?
>>220811
Then go eat something. Don't just stand around and talk about it.
>>220818
It's not,I just feel like I could do more for her is all.
>>220800
You were staring.
>>220806
That's why he's a demon.
...
Your soul is really strong.
>>220815
Not Hell. The Underground. There's a really big difference.
>>220811
You should eat a salad or something.
>>220818
Why can't I see your Soul?
>>220809
RESPECTS.
PAY EM
>>220834
kek, mouth hands
I see you're still dank
>>220809
This a game about cars.
But I don't see a car in sight...
>>220815
If you're a teacher then why haven't I learned anything from you?
>>220835
So you were BORN with those looks? Good heavens, i am not sure if i should laugh at this point or opt to end your suffering?
>>220809
I'll just have to use the indoor pool, oh well.
>>220832
I have a better idea.
*engulfs you in a forcefield*
*blows up the ship*
There, wasn't this faster?
>>220843
>Pays respect.
>>220843
the rape machine is out? good.
>>220833
You wouldn't know good music if it slammed you in the face.
>grabs broken radio
Now what am i suppose to do
>>220837
Do you like her?
>>220839
Hmmmm. Sounds like something Flowey would say... I don't know. I have one. Maybe you just can't see through the metal of my body.
>>220843
F Shantae.
>>220855
Enjoy the silence, Chitoge
>>220818
I went to many adventures, but only to protect my town. I have defeated Risky Boots twice and was even victorious over the Pirate Master.
>>220845
WHAT YOU THINK ITS EASY TO WIN AN AUDI?THOSE ARE GODS MACHINES!
THIS DEADLY HOTEL IS A TEST FOR THE WORTHY
I SHOULD MAKE NEED FOR SPEED GAMES
>>220843
In 2006, Joest began racing the new diesel-powered Audi R10 sports car. They began the 2006 season with a win at the 12 Hours of Sebring, and took also the 2006 24 Hours of Le Mans, replicating that performance a year later and again in 2008, both times against Peugeot's diesel 908 HDi FAP coupe.
>>220839
If we put human or dragon meat on it...and remove the onions, tomatoes and cabbage... yea.
>>220836
Would you take responsability if i happen to devour another student?
>>220853
Yeah, nukes when? I don't see you blowing shit up.
These events are shit.
>>220849
>>220835
It's been a lovely talk. But i suddenyl feel a chill creeping up my spine. Do try to not get yourself killed, Gundam. Tata
>>220864
Garry is a she?
>>220856
Thank you, Aaliyah. Such a dumb rule, not being allowed to take my sword with me.
>>220839
Of course my soul is "really strong"! What did you expect from the Supreme Overlord of Ice?
>>220843
I refuse...their deaths were worthless because of it's temporary nature.
>>220848
I still do not fancy the fact that you care about how my mortal shell looks like.
Not like it matters in the end. I could throw insults against you,
but you are a lion who looks acceptable compared to their age.
>>220864
This is supposed to be terrifying or just a joke?
>>220835
I'm saying that you don't even know what good years are, considering you're still young.
>>220839
They're two of the same thing, child. Trust me on this.
>>220845
Because you're a bad student. You sit there and mumble stuff to yourself while playing with your weapons instead of listening to me.
>>220866
Yes, I would, so don't do it.
>>220843
*It's me.
>>220849
HOLY-
>He closes is eyes, then opens them
You're.... a lot stronger than I anticipated.
Thank you, my debt will forever be in your favor.
>>220839
You were standing there.
>>220864
What if there are speeding cars in the da-
That's idiotic.
>>220844
All day everyday, its too good.
>>220864
Kuga has grown stronger since my time skip.
>>220836
That's entirely possible. Oh well. Later, teach.
>>220864
I'm gon'a take a nap dear Hilda, it's strange outside.
>>220864
Its not that im afraid of the dark. Its just how am i suppose to see Spider Nigger at night
>>220832
>Englishman pulls out his lance
FOR GOD!
>he throws a lance at the machine
>he also makes a run, and flees.
>>220818
A woman who knows magic? What a new discovery.
>>220767
YOU!
Say your spell!
>>220868
>>220864
Kuga is cuc,k i was gonna do it i swear.
>>220862
That kind of world, huh? Wild, untamed and lawless?
>>220864
I'd better not be dead.
>>220876
They were just jealous of how pretty you are. Receptionists can be the worst.
>>220892
Yes, the psychotic flower himself. Also, yes. I'm entirely metallic on the inside.
>>220879
So good years are the ones which are closer to your death?
>>220892
...
The Supreme Overlord of Ice! Master of the Dark Arts! The Ultimate Breeder! GUNDAM TANAKA!
>>220869
BETTER THAN DEFAULT GAMES PHAM.I JUST PICKED THIS CODE UP FROM SOMEONE
I HAD TO BREAK UP THE MONOTONY SOMEHOW
>>220864
In 2011, the Audi R18 TDI won the 24 Hours of Le Mans despite the loss of 2 cars and a ferocious pace from the opposing Peugeots.
>>220864
>>220902
what
>>220856
I do,I care..I'm getting a bit sleepy so I'll be going for now..thanks for talking with me.
>>220892
...Sorry...
>>220879
I still have ears, But I hear nothing valuable coming from you.
>>220909
No.
Now go away, I'm hiding from cars.
>>220909
I am not surprised...I just don't care.
>>220909
Pervs tryin' to get me.....
>>220897
AFTER HIM YOU FOOLS!
BEFORE HE DESTROYS SOMETHING!
