ERP Thread
Eating In Edition
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>>2176704
First for Trixies thunder thighs.
>>2176713
ur weird
I'm still around if people need me to foolie their coolie.
>>2176721
Dont tell me you wouldnt hit.
>>2176786
I'd consider it if they weren't an over the top parody-"dom" that's somehow fucking awful at it.
>>2176771
Haha that's clever. I'm curious on how you do so.
>DD stands at his same old wall, weaning through his some old interdimensional gloryhole and casually doodles and some paper
(Good morning /ERP/! How goes it? Won't have time for sexy times I'm afraid, but happy for chat or random fun.)
>>2176817
I'm so clever that I'm gonna beat you up side your head until you cum, that or I guess I can go through proper procedures of stimulation.
>>2176793
The only thing that puts me off about Trixie is her writing and choice of words. It just seems so pretentious. I know it's the part of the character and all, but I suspect there's still some bleeding going on.
>>2176837
>A uniformed man walks past, DD, tipping his hat as he walks around to the other side of the wall.
Bee man.
>He attaches the bee hive to the wall over DD's dick and walks off again to his next grand delivery.
>>2176786
I wouldn't.
>>2176859
>DD casually waves to Bee Man, who was right on time today
Have a nice day, Bee Man!
>Moments later he screams in agony from the many stings upon his cock
AAHHHH, AHHHHHHHH!!!
>>2176874
Not much, son. Lurkin' mostly.
>>2176875
Checking out the Italian kid?
>>2176881
What if he's the real Tupac?
>>2176877
What italian kid?
>>2176881
>kid?I'm 28 ya fat bastard. And picked him up cause 1. i used to be a battle mc,2.i had his life so i can relate to him, 3. who doesn't like Tupac.
>>2176899
Don't pretend you ain't been looking at that pretty boy.
>>2176903
I ain't gay son.....Couple of niggas tried to come up on me in jail, but i ain't like that so i brushed them off.
>>2176868
>Another uniformed man makes his way towards you, tapping the yellow and black badge on his chest as he draws nearer.
Wasp man.
>He affixes a nest of wasps adjacent to the bees before tipping his hat and walking away.
>>2176905
It's not gay when he's that cute, though.
>>2176887
He isn't
>>2176899
>oh gosh gollie I sure did share the same life as a celebrity
Kill yourself, you are as bad as every other fan boy
>thinking tupac is even a decent rap artist
Once again, your taste is shit, he is a one hit wonder
>I use to be a battle mc
sure you were, and I was on apollo 11, proof is all that matters in this day and age son. SO keep telling me your dad works at nintendo while I keep not giving a fuck.
>>2176912
Jesus Christ, shut up. You're keeping all of us awake with your twelve-year-old shit.
>>2176909
Well that's you, son, and i can respect that shit. But fo me? If it's got a dick i ain't with it.
>>2176912
You just tryna trigger me, aren't ya? Cause i can't believe such autism exists in someone.
>>2176912
Nobody cares, anon. Fuck off.
>>2176912
>>2176912
>tupac was a one hit wonder
You just went full retard.
>>2176912
>>2176920
Says the fat neckbeard, posting in an erp thread at the age of 28, as lel I'm a black guy who rapped. Have you considered suicide, I mean you only come here cause your /hg/ shit is so boring you need somewhere to stay relevant.
less mad
more titties
>>2176887
What if he's Biggie?
>>2176930
Damn son...sorry to hear you're so assblasted about me. I got 2 movie tickets to Salt, ya wanna go?
>>2176912
>>2176857
Fuck it, let's do it !
>>2176939
My bad.
>>2176793
and
>>2176930
>>2176934
Yeah and you must be a moron thinking you could turn my autism into magic or kryptonite since those are the only two things that hurt him.
>>2176938
Have you heard of friends? I don't think you have, so please tell me what its like being a wizard in two years, since there is no way you've had sex yet.
>>2176939
I don't give a fuck about people who actually erp, /hg/ fags should literally hang theirself.
>>2176940
So should you for that matter, don't erp, thinking this is a thread for circle jerking, hurrdyrr I'm gonna tease people, naw shoot yourself in the head.
>>2176931
tiddies?
>>2176939
He's gone. Think ya caught him, Anon.
>>>/a/139560296
I don't have a reaction enough for this!..
>>2176954
>you must be a moron thinking you could turn my autism into magic or kryptonite since those are the only two things that hurt him.
>I don't think you have, so please tell me what its like being a wizard in two years, since there is no way you've had sex yet.
>/hg/ fags should literally hang theirself.
>thinking this is a thread for circle jerking, hurrdyrr I'm gonna tease people, naw shoot yourself in the head.
What the fuck am I reading?
>>2176943
>Foolie's your coolie
I hope it was as good for you as it was for me. >>2176959
The reaction should be throwing up, cause furry a shit.
>>2176955
Dems some big tiddies.
>>2176955
that's more like it
>>2176954
>Well, still think you're b8ing or just plane autismo.
>But lets clear some things. 1.Every noob in Hg knows i'm fit. 2. Think i get more pussy than you, son, since i don't have to vent on 4chan.Abstinence=frustration.3. You can't be a wizard if you're not a virgin and fyi a wizard is 30+ years.
>>2176954
>>2176963
That was awesome!
(Have a good night bud.)9
>>2176908
>DD's eyes open wide as the second man comes me places wasps next to the bees. They both start fighting over dominance for the interdimensional cock and balls, and a war of epic prepotions break out. Many fall in battle, and DD's cock is not saved from pain as it becomes a graveyard for bees and wasps alike. And as God looks down upon why he's created, he asks himself one question, the answer to which he forgot long ago: ...Why?
>>2176969
> my man pac is here
How you doing
>>2176993
Ayy, sup son?
>>2176996
Something has been bothering me
Why is nepgear a 2faced cunt, i dont get it
I understand if you dont want to answer
I think it's time we all get it off our chests.
>>2177006
Alright
I'm bisexual
>>2177010
Okay, my turn.
>pulls the bomb vest off from chest
ALLAHU AKHBAR!
>explodes fuckingly
>>2177006
I only shitpost for attention that I don't really need if I ever bother answering my emails.
>>2177006
I like to cross dress
>>2177004
>I said it before. I told her something, wasn't anything about anyone, it was about me. One of my avas. She's the only one i told. Pop up with the ava and someone calls me out. Just pop in and i get a Fuck off, Pac.So she told her buddies, and i don't like to roll with guys like that.
>Pac
>>2176912
>this upset
>>2177023
So she betray you
Thanks pac, I'll make sure that I dont share secrets with him
People give you a lot of shit but you're pretty based, remember that
>>2177006
I feel a closeness from Internet relationships I just don't get with woman irl, and will happily get close to someone who is/pretends to be a girl just for that warmth.
>>2177006
I'm pregnant.
>>2177033
>Nah, son, that's just me.Don't let that get between hangin with him. I have no doubt he's an ok guy, but i have certain principles. And about the hate towards me, shit, i don't really care, they're mostly mad that i tell shit how i see them without concern for my rep.
>Pac
>>2177035
I know this feel.
>>2177023
Post yfw Tupac's big secret was that he has a mancrush on Lisa Minelli.
>>2177006
I come "here" for friends and it's the only way I can get friends (and even socialize) for the forseeable future.
Sad, isn't it?
>>2177046
I just puked in my mouth a bit...
>>2177044
Alright my man Pac, I'll see you in HG and shit
>>2177049
Not particularly. Humans are social creatures after all, and we eek out what contact we can. I work so much, I'm so tired when I get home I don't wanna go out or do anything. Thus, a thread like this ends up pretty nice.
I've made some very good friends lurking here the last number of months.
>>2177049
I'm the same, except I keep getting b& from chat rooms or just plain told to fuck off because I'm not exactly the same as the more popular people.
>>2177075
Hi Nue
>>2177075
Fuck off Nue.
>>2177099
Oh, that works too.
>>2177006
My mom can't feed me, my boyfriend beats me. I have sex for money, the hood don't love me. The cops wanna kill me, this nonsense built me. And I got no place to go.
>>2177099
>the Alice shitposter
Who
>>2177006
I never want to be in love again and now I understand just how terrible I was being toward Mizuki. I really want to apologise to him but he wouldn't give me the chance to even say that much.
The reason I feel sick when I think about him is because of how much it makes me hate myself for how much I hurt him.
>>2177099
If it wasn't for their "houlier than thou" attitude they wouldn't be bad.
>>2177118
Fuck off Nue
>>2177118
>Pets
>>2177126
What?
>>2176959
What in God's name is that?
>>2177126
It always seems to me like it's meant to be "in character" but who can even tell with avatarfags.
>>2177155
Touhous barely have any proper writing that is canon to them. Plus never erping in a erp thread so whatever it is, it's cancer.
>>2177166
Us boats sure showed them the superior cute girls franchise.
Even though Touhou has much better music and a wealth of good fangames even if you hate shmups...
>>2177118
wish i could go back to being an underageb& so i could understand how that feels again
>>2177099
For what?
>>2177176
You're not really proving your point, there.
>>2177201
That's the point.
KanColle is fucking dumb, and Touhou has such a wealth of material any one that gets played here should be really fun and fascinating to play off of. Yet we just get shit like Nue or that slutty Youmu.
Someone like Shinoa or Ragyou playing a character like Yukari or Yuuka would be a trip and show the strengths of the girls in it or really someone not completely retarded, but, well, we're stuck with our lot.
At least Parsee tries, of late.
>>2177212
>At least Parsee tries
Lol
>>2177212
Yeah, but Tenryuu's hot.
>>2177407
Well, yeah.
Her voice clips sold me on her, too. She sounds like a cute boy.
>>2177212
(Welp, time to do some research...)
>>2177418
Is it bad that, without even listening to them, I know the voice you're referring to?
>>2177404
Problem?
>>2177423
Go the fuck to bed nerd. I hope you're tending to your legion of fan's e-mails. I might be one of them.
Also you on either of those would make me quiver in my seat.
>>2177428
Another reason is I'm used to the seiyuu of her voicing really obnoxious characters in mainstream anime, then hearing her be a sexy as fuck tomboy gets the engines going~
>>2177150
Cute miko doing cute miko things.
>>2177176
>>2177212
I'd wish there were other witches besides me, as we're totally as cute and sexy and have lots of personality to us! Or garupans over boats but I love me still boat designs too like Eugen, Ro-500, Z1 and 3, etc.~
Made me laugh seeing the first time a Age of Empires Touhou fangame, totally need to try that out someday.
>>2177451
Gosh a Z1/Z3 would be lovely. Especially if they were played as cute little boys I could tease.
>>2177453
Those thighs should not be allowed.
>>2177453
Yes, I forgot to add those two should be boys rather than girls.
>>2177166
Good points all around. It makes you wonder why they even come here though, other than the obvious attention-whoring.
>>2177442
(What are you gonna do, make me use those tits as pillows?)
(>loud Italian snoring)
>>2177467
Now that we've got that out of the way...
Let me eat your ass.
>>2177470
They are too perfect! Well, the thighs. Not much of an abs person.
>>2177504
Doesn't Parsee also have a nice abdomen?
>>2177472
One of them yesterday said that they come here for the attention, so there you have it really.
Sometimes makes me think they're posting as anons to themselves for attention even, from how weird the replies they get for attention are often-like praising or wanting to see something. But surely no one's that pathetic?
>>2177518
>But surely no one's that pathetic?
Remember where you are.
>>2177513
That's only because of this artist that I really like. Canonically she's a loli.
>>2177497
My butt's not for eating!!
Gosh Tenryuu..
>>2177526
That artist has a good eye for aesthetic.
>>2177470
I'll keep on being me, then~
>>2177492
You'd like that, so nope. You have to tend to your fans, then maybe I'll tend to your Italian sausage.
>>2177504
>being parsee
>not liking abs
so you hate Yuugi then?
>>2177531
Light licking is fine too~
Fuck all you bitches. I'm the prettiest.
>>2177539
Yeah, but, Pac...you have a penis.
>>2177544
by /b/ logic that means he just has to put on knee high socks (preferably rainbow colored) and start ending sentences with tildes, and he's a girl now
>>2177544
I'm sorry where are we again, I bet you all this warheads have penis
>>2177539
Uguu
>>2177534
No! There are more things that are great about Yuugi. Her personality, breast, thighs, and alcohol.
>>2177533
Yes he does.
>>2177534
Mooo, what is wrong with you!?
Are you down with the fever or something?
>>2177533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
>>2177554
>warheads
They don't exactly look like penises.
>>2177534
After I have a taste of that tortellini between your legs I'll spread you out like garlic butter on bread and give you a taste of the patented Ghirga cream sauce with an extra thick noodle.
>Someone Who's Going To Bed Now and Loves All of You
>>2177566
fucking nostalgia out of nowhere
do they even still make those?
>>2177544
So? I can be a woman if i want, son. Dreams are for real, reality is wrong.
>>2177579
/r/ing R63 of Tupac Shakur.
Will Trade:
Dignity
Self-respect
My last three tissues
Hello everyone.
>>2177568
I love sex talk that also makes me hungry~
'nite you sexy bitch.
>>2177560
I've got a hunger and the only cure is more boat girl butts or in your case, cute little plane girl butts~!
>>2177559
Yuugi was my waifu at one point and I could pleasure myself for days to the thought of her breasts, so I'll relent then.
>>2177196
I honestly don't know. Nothing that couldn't also apply to half the other regulars if the moderators were actually fucking consistent at any rate.
>>2177592
There are some lines we don't cross.
>>2177605
Sup.
>>2177605
Hey someone who still owes me!~
>>2177610
That's it! I'm taking you to the ward now.. or is it a shipyard?..
>>2177640
Haaahn, little Miyafuji is being so forceful~!
>>2177610
Parsee is best Waifu.
>>2177605
Hi?
>>2177643
I'd pay a dollar or two to be under Tenryuu in that state.
(if nonons ever around sorry for bailing, it was like 330-4 am and i ment to go to sleep at 230 and i just passed out)
>DD rubs his chin in thought. His new home was nice, sure, but there was definitely something missing. When he looked around though, he couldn't think of anything physical that was missing from his small room. No, it was something much more than that. And then all at once it hit him. DD's Gloryhole was missing a soul. His cock and balls were happily off in the vast expanse of time and space, but he was still here in this own world, and he was lonely. Rouge Man hadn't been around for a while now, and DD couldn't exactly 'get out there' to meet new people. There was only one option: Housewarming BBQ
>>2177643
Silence, you're having deliriums! Off we go.
>Miyafuji summoned forth her witch powers, ears and tail all in order to have the strength enough to push you around to the stretcher and then going through the hallways towards the ward.
>>2177652
Or was that the only option? A brief rustle sounded at the other side of the interdimensional rift, where DD's member hung before someone. They wore loose clothes, that rustled along his flesh with a gentle kiss. Then came a pause, right at the moment when one fold of fabric remained hovering along his cock's head, and a shocked gasp. Rushed footsteps followed, their volume decreasing one way, and then crescendoing the next. It was a short span of time, and when that person returned, they knelt at the hole. Hot breath cascaded along his flesh while they brushed their fingertips along the veins' lines, and pressed in to the soft thing with their palms. Then, a moment with only the air rushing over his length, lasting up until the point where soft bristles tickled underneath his glans, right where his crown began to peek up.
why am i suddenly reminded of a doujin i read years ago, where the guy's dick magically comes off but can be re-attached to anything, and if it's attached to another person they both get the sensations from it regardless of distance
and he ends up getting tormented for weeks, never knowing when he's gonna suddenly get the sensation of fucking someone or who it is doing it
>>2177673
Fwaahhh, no fun~
>Lets herself be manhandled by the smaller girl
>>2177648
I'll let you know when I open up my patreon then
>>2177694
https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4
>>2177647
...Uh are you alright there?
>>2177640
Owe you? Pah! I think you've had your chance to redeem my IOU.
>She giggles nervously
Ah... it's been a little while. How are you, miya?
>>2177639
Hello Mr. Tupac
>>2177705
wasn't what i was thinking of but good song anyway
>>2177694
Nosewasure? I think. Shiwasu no Okina joint
>>2177707
Besides being tied up at the moment, yes I am alright.
>>2177709
Sei So Tsui Dan Sha is what the manga is called, had to look it up.
Question: Should I ERP tomorrow for the first time in almost a year?
>>2177720
That gives me an idea....
>>2177723
you should do it this morning, monday is under appricated
One more week then I disappear from the internet.
>>2177722
that's the one, thx men
>>2177696
You're no fun when you're like that.
>She rolled the stretcher with you on it to a small room with one window shining light through the blinds to ground, placing you in front of the window.
Now, relax and let me do my job here.~
