/pfg/ Dendrophilia General
Supox Edition
Here, we fuck plants, dream of fucking plants, and discuss real world plants and games, animations, and comics with sexy plant creatures in them.
>Booru
http://plantfucker.booru.org
Everyone is welcome to join us.
first for CUTE SUNFLOWERS
>That guy who sketched this later colored it
based
>>2161066
I'd like the dialogue version more personally if it didn't cover up nearly the entire picture.
/bfg/ represent
>>2160896
I knew I shouldn't have stolen first with a shitpost
>>2161262
more insex-and-plants action
>>2161262
>>2162307
Reporting in
>>2164651
easy on that plant, dude.
I'm not too happy with how it turned out, but it's something new to bump the thread with.
I hope someone enjoys it at the very least.
The idea is thick plants.
http://pastebin.com/bxTVkvEm
From /tg/
http://pastebin.com/zNRX19rR
>>2165841
T H I C K
>>2165841
I liked it quite a bit if ya get what I'm sayin.
My only issue is the lack of an epilogue. all that build up about working and collecting flowers to sell, but as soon as the guy cums the stort abruptly ends. Not askin for a whole part 2 or anything, but even a single sentence like "what am i gonna do about the job now?" might help
>>2166252
Ah I see. I was almost certain that after that people didn't really care for what happened afterwards.
Just goes to show I'm not that good of a writer. And it slightly disappoints me I'll never reach the level of >>2165994.
But I do find it fun, and I'll take into account epilogues in the future, I just wasn't entirely certain what to put there. I was going to have something akin to having all the flowers bundled up next to the MC after waking up, but that just seemed odd.
Thank you very much for the criticism.
>>2166371
It's cool, bro. Just keep writing more plantfucking. There's a serious lack of this kinda stuff.
I remember the original request from that /tg/ thread, and it was a lot more plant-fuckey than alien plant fuckey, so people probably just weren't ready for this kinda stuff.
You're on the boundaries of a new fetish. Go forth and explore.
>>2162744
What is this, a picture for bees?
>>2161262
>>2162744
>>2161262
>>2162744
>>2168975
>>2168975
>That face
Infinite boners
>>2168975
>>2169434
holy kek
>>2170610
>WITNESS ME
Hey guys
I wanna impregnate a plant
>>2170927
i wanna anal fuck a plant
>>2170969
Jesus, everything in the mario series is fuckable it seems
>>2170927
Well, go on then. Buy some seeds, grow a plant, and stick it where you think it belongs. What's stopping you?
>>2170927
Every thread with this, and yet you still haven't done it.
Are you afraid? That you won't please them? That you can't handle the responsibility of saplings? That's the mindset of the weak.
Do you want to live safely, or risk it all for your dream? I know what I'd pick. Now get out there and IMPREGNATE. THAT. PLANT.
>>2171147
but what if the plant doesn't like me
>>2171246
It's a plant, anon. It doesn't care what pollinates it.
>>2171246
You plant another one. You just keep planting until you find one that likes you.
are people still able to use and understand the alternative mass uploader, now that the booru mass image uploader being gone
https://ibsearch.xxx/mass-upload/
>>2171473
Yeah I used it. Are you asking how to use it?
>>2171473
I want to fuck flowey, goats are shit
>>2171499
nah, just wanna know if people are still mass uploading images
that's all
Anyone want to be fucked by a plant?
>>2172945
well yeah, isnt that the point
>>2172945
I rather fuck a plant than be fucked by one.
Give draw request and i will try it tomarrow
>>2174658
Solar Flare anal
>>2174658
Solar Flare anal sounds good here too. But in her fire form.
>>2174658
Deku Princess anything
>>2174658
A small flower bed of, like, 3-6 different flowers (one Sunflower, fill in the rest yourself) with their mouths open, preparing themselves for their gardener to cum on them. Optional expressions for individual flowers include: blushing and licking lips
Alright, after consulting Jackie's creator, I've designed a character who may be worth posting here..
Patty, a flowering lily pad girl. Flowers change color based on what she drinks.
>>2175234
She's cute, like the thick eyebrows
>>2175234
Fucking stellar, bruv. I personally feel the hair could be improved with more leaves, but I love the color scheme and rest of the design.
>>2173024
I'd rather be the plant desu
Senpai noticed us
http://plantpenetrator.tumblr.com/post/142249581969/the-plant-fucking-general-from-the-trash-board#notes
>>2181660
Does it count as noticing if you directly tell them, pretty sure it doesnt
either way he draws good plant titty
i need more flowers with hips
>>2160592
Non cellulose fucker here, just wanted to see if the thread got sidetracked by OPs picture.
Sadly it didn't.
Star Control 2's a great game and you all should play it.
>>2184395
I could never get into it proper, but I'm fond of the soundtrack.
>>2184171
FLOWERS WITH HIPS?
>>2181707
A WIP of a paizuri pic I'm workin on
>>2185376
yes
your banana tree girl is very cute
>>2185437
well the banana tree girl has got a son too if you're into that
>>2186354
here
>>2186354
really? I dont think i've ever seen him.
>>2175423
>>2177107
Thank you! As far as the hair goes, it was supposed to be a single lily pad leaf draped over her head though I now realize the partition in the middle makes this hard to see.
As far as personality goes, she's quite calm but becomes severely anxious if nothing goes her way. She's quiet yet sociable and somewhat self-centered, often expecting a lot from people.
Anyway, should I keep the facial markings I added here?
>>2186369
>>2186374
not sure on the face markings, I could go either way
>>2186384
https://youtu.be/-xWoo8y9t_c
>>2186384
I really, really, really like this picture
>>2186964
Who?
>>2175071
This idea was too good for something small
May or may not finish it tonight, we'll see.
>>2189483
why's she so scared? :(
>>2189570
She's just nervous
>>2189483
aww, she's going to experience warm semen sentsation for the first time
>>2191321
Lewd
Snovers are underrated
>>2194985
Nice
What kinda plant is snover anyway? Like a snow covered evergreen or something?
>>2195061
Yeah. I think that's what it is.
>>2196029
I see a vagina.
>>2197024
everything georgia okeefe does is a vagina
>>2197055
Unless it's anal.
Ba dum tish
>>2197293
>>2197300
>>2197313
Anyone know the source of this?
I saved it but have no clue where from.
>>2201748
>reverse image search it
>only thing that shows up is a archive on one of these threads
I have no idea
>>2201748
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54353031
>>2202895
Ahh it was hiding in a collection. No wonder I missed it.
Although I might have found it before to save it in the first place, weird
Thanks anyway
>>2202929
No problem
>>2202929
I really don't like how pixiv works. Images take like 3 clicks to get to and everything is hidden behind a fucking collection.
>>2204315
chromiumfag here
use this: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/pixiv-kit/lkpfhmlbjibbcinophhcbmapjbhboodd
>>2202895
>http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54353031
Fucking unf man.
vampire flower... she's too hot.
I want to drink Roselia's sweet vagoo nectar
>>2208505
Nectar isnt nearly used enough for flower porn
>>2211921
I like that guys art
>>2209920
orange girls and juice plz
>>2187669
>dancing cactus
>>2219592
Well I don't know about dancing, but there will be somethin
hopefully I can actually get some more time to wrap this up soon.
or as "wrapped up" as i'm planning on making it that is, can't be bothered with detailed backgrounds...or actual layout...or detailed characters, or even bothering to throw it into PS to actually put in proper text. Gotta go fas
>>2219710
Oh my blob! I thought you disappeared for forever!
How are you PB?
>>2219803
I think you missed
>>2219784
nah, I just meant that the (arms? you guys call them arms right?) made it look like a dancing pose.
>>2219816
Clearly we need lewd dancing cactai
Needs more cottonball
http://rule34.paheal.net/
>Message: SQLSTATE[08006] [7] ERROR: no more connections allowed (max_client_conn)
>Query: SELECT bans.*, users.name as banner_name FROM bans JOIN users ON banner_id = users.id WHERE (end_timestamp > :end_timestamp) OR (end_timestamp IS NULL) ORDER BY end_timestamp, bans.id
did the servers crash or something?
>>2225977
Looks like a dos to me.
Just use e621 instead
>>2225977
>paheal
There's the problem.
>>2225977
>paheal
it was shit anyway
>tfw no lewds of pic related
>>2230892
destroy this man's face
>>2230892
who that?
>>2231593
Super Happy Dandelion #677814.
He's a Veteran of his job.
>>2231873
I'll let her do the blowing instead, if you know what I'm sayin
>>2232220
elaborate
>>2232596
Dandelions in PvZ GW2 blow up.
Also, what that Anon probably meant was, you blow on a Dandelion to spread their seeds to the air to go make more.
>>2232673
>spread their seed
Lewd
Do you think dandelions get off on getting their seeds blown away
>>2232898
I don't know but I want porn of it.
>>2233096
Maybe in the game
But not for other dandilions
>>2233175
No, when they sprout their seeds, Dandelions stop growing and enter into a sort of "hibernative" state and die when their seeds are gone.
>>2233295
Mushroom class for GW2 when.
>>2233292
Where did you hear that?
That's not true at all. Dandilion plants can live for years and flower and seed many times.
Hell the entire plant can regrow from just the smallest of root left in the ground.
>>2233295
dem shrooms mang
Two down a billion to go
>>2233295
>its not quite my fetish but it's too well drawn
>>2234502
Cubby flowers are cute
Sorry in advance for 2fat plants
>>2239491
>>2239524
>>2239536
>>2240139
Be careful it doesn't get too thick in all the vine growth!
Then you've got Kudzu, or Ice Plant!
>>2239579
>>2240266
Well, i think i figured out when too thick is too much for me, and it's the point where the face gets fat
Cute fat flower though, whos the artist?
>>2241351
x no na x
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=12660503
We need more tree girls!
Ents!
Treants!
Dendroids!
Anything!
>>2241850
Thank
Plants and Bugs
BFFs
>>2243395
more digimon plz
Fungi are allowed right?
>>2246743
Yes, quite nice too.
Any porn of Spriggans from the Elder Scrolls series, or anything like them with a beautiful woven-wood body like that?
>>2240284
I want to play a fat plant game
>>2239491
>too fat
No such thing
>>2247568
We need moar fat plants.
A thick plant would be a healthy plant. It means it's getting plenty of nutrients, allowing it to grow massive.
>>2247617
Here, have another fat of that plant.
my eyes want to gaze upon pumpkin spice girl and blood sucking flower.
>the plant thread on /v/ was deleted
Fug
I was going to ask for some opinions on my Plant OC
>>2250440
Pretty nice
Its cute
>>2250440
Still cute af.
10/10 would post smug anime plants of.
>>2250774
>post smug anime plants
>tfw no *Tips mushroom* reaction image with her
>>2250440
Well, you could always make one or do a trade over in the OC drawthread here or /aco/.
>>2250440
She's cute, but I think the important question is: What does she look like under her petalskirt? My penis needs to know, it's very important.
>>2251019
You don't have to worry about finding a dick there, i can guarantee you that
>>2250912
I am not sure about trades, i am not that good at drawing and the pictures are taken with a shitty cellphone camera, it would be kinda unfair with the dude that's making the trade with me
>>2250912
>>2251437
got you covered >>2252118
>>2253045
>link to profile
>signature in the corner
>AND a watermark
isn't that a little bit overkill
>>2254049
mouthless flower x cottonball best
>>2251653
>how that one Junji Ito manga should have ended
>>2256548
holy shit, i thought it was a huge cum bubble for a sec
Guys
do i put my grass type pokemon porn in the plant folder or the pokemon folder
>>2258712
Why not both?
now what about the devil finger mushroom
>>2207624
Came here to post this. Also my first Master-tier character, she's so damn good.
>>2259262
>holy shit where the fuck is this monstrosity even come fro-
>Australia
Every time.
>>2270754
Holy fuck, I can't stop laughing.
>>2270754
The OTP I didn't know I needed
>>2270754
what
>>2271030
this
I want more actually
>>2250440
shes super fucking cute, but i think her cap should be a bit brighter red. itll pop more, as of right now the colors seem a bit muted.
>>2272732
Personally I'd prefer a brighter pink
>>2258712
i put all pokemon in pokemon folders. pokemon has enough stuff to deserve its own overall folder.
>>2272759
that might work too. just needs something to pop imo. her lil dot eyes are already cute as is, otherwise i would suggest some bright blue eyes.
i wonder how the dots would look in blue though with black lashes.
>>2270754
I find that the best, funniest drawings are theses doodles. I've got a whole folder of Gumball ones.
>>2270754
kek-ka-roo
>>2273390
regular piranha plant master race
>>2273700
does sticking your dick in it kills?
>>2273989
It would be very pleasurable.
>>2274097
for it
>>2274165
>>2274696
2creepy4me
>>2274756
looks like a female barney latex suit