Marry one
Fuck one
Kill one
Free one
Marry white
Fuck blue
Kill orange
Free green
Marry Orange
Fuck Blue
Kill White
Free Green
Marry Green
Fart
Marry Blue
Fuck Green
Free Red
And kill the fat one.
Marry White
Fuck orange
Kill blue
Free green
>>2080684
I'd make her even fatter
>>2081277
This
White is clearly the best.
Hahaha nobody likes my Green. Yes, free her. Free her and keep her unsoiled for me >>2080567!
Mary white
Fuck blue
Kill green
Free orange
Green :
Pros : The least slutty of the group, long term material, 2nd biggest boobs,
Cons : Wide muzzle
Orange :
Pros : waist/hips ratio out of this world,
Cons : smallish breasts, poor taste in clothes
Blue :
Pros : Sluttish in a monogamic kind of way, Body is the most conventionnaly attractive.
Cons : A little too bland compared to the rest, ears too big
White :
Pros : biggest breasts, fertile body, best face of the 4.
Cons : Fat ? (lowtest beta), may have kids (milf ?)
My verdict :
White >Blue >= Green > Orange
>>2080684
>marry the obvious OC literally decorated with snowflakes
>killing perfect pudge and calling her fat
Shit Taste City
Population: You
Why so much love for white tubby whale? Won't that ass stink?
>>2079824
best taste
>>2081277
Objectively the best.
Racking up those untouched waifu points, heh heh eyeeaahh boy. All for me.
>>2083275
The more for you, at the cost of an opinion not held in high regard
Points gained, points lost
>>2067741
Marry White
Fuck Green
Kill Orange
Free Blue
>>2067741
Marry Green
Fuck Orange
Kill White
Free Blue
Fuck: Cat
Marry: Cat
Kill: All dogs
>>2081860
Blue is my favorite color and I find her the hottest. I don't like fat girls.
>>2082595
Because most of these neckbeards are fat and fat flocks to fat. Also a lot of them want to fuck their moms and she has a mom body.
>>2092428
Ouch, some hard disses here haha!
Marry Blue
Fuck white
Kill orange (I hate shitty heterochromia characters)
Free gren
>>2092428
>saying "mom body" like it's a bad thing
>not liking MILFs
I can only begin to wonder how you developed such shit taste.
>orange has heterochromia
>is a fox no less
Why does everyone want to be some sort of incredibly generic canine species and then try to make themselves feel more unique by adding shit like heterochromia, or wings, or being part demon or some shit?
I mean I guess I'd make an exception if they had heterochromia in person but if you really want to stand out why not pick something cute but less common? Gazelles are majestic as fuck and there doesn't seem to be that many in comparison.
In fact, if you really wanted to remain a canine, why not just flip through a few dog species that AREN'T huskies, there's a ton that are pretty qt but you never see them.
>There are actual fat fuckers in this thread that like white.
Fat fuckers need to go off themselves.
>>2091478
0/10
Scores so far :
Most married : White
Most fucked : Blue
Most killed : Tie between Orange and White :^)
Most freed : Green
If Marry = 2 / Kill = 1, Free = 0, and Kill = -1
we got :
White (7) > Blue (6) > Green (3) > Orange (1)
Green is the most pleasant to look at so marry.
Orange is looks the most fun to fuck so fuck.
White is hideous so kill.
That leaves blue to free.
>>2093955
I don't get this. Wouldn't the one you marry be the one you want to fuck the most? Because the idea is you're married and can do it as many times as you like. Isn't Fuck supposed to be just a one of thing?
>>2093969
I guess Fuck imply an extra-marital relationship, kind like only for sex, whereas with marriage you get to eat her cooking, having meaningful conversations, etc.
More reason to marry white so, she looks like the most funny and obviously know how to eat :3
>>2093969
It doesn't say fuck once. I can marry green, have handholding missionary sex for the purpose of procreation with her and still fuck orange.
Lamp genies would fuck you up dude.
>>2093233
http://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/essays/cd.aspx
>>2094903
>http://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/essays/cd.aspx
>Lovecraft
>Weak nerd being afraid of going out, retracting into his little dark fantasy world
>being relevant
Enjoy being cucked by your cat waifu.
>>2095150
>still getting triggered over a differing opinion in a thread asking for opinions
>To them nothing will ever be more important than themselves and their own more primitive feelings, and they will never cease to esteem and glorify the fellow-animal who best typifies these.
>>2095474
>2016 in /trash/
>Not reconizing ironic shitposting.
I have two cats, they're cool, but I think canines are better, even if they go their own way, cats are merely living plush for most people, wereas a big dog is faithful and useful.
>>2095506
>not recognizing ironic shitposting
>triggered by ironic shitposting
>get called out by lovecraft before your dad was born
>JUST A PRANK BRO
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>2095576
Hmm, what ? I don't even...
>>2092346
Autism the post
>>2096372
Having an opinion doesn't make you autistic, fuckwit.
>>2096634
Don't you understand?
Having an opinion doesn't make you autistic, but having an opinion that differs from someone elses does!
>>2092346
Fair enough. I find every color appealing though orange is my favorite, so it's a tie between her and thicc for me.
>>2096372
kys thnx
>>2081797
>Milf
>Chubby
Those aren't cons, bro
>>2098307
>marry a milf
>"my wife's son"
>>2099172
The "Wife's son" meme doesn't mean milfs, dummy. The bait posts that say "My wife son..." implies that the poster's wife is polygamous and has had a child with someone else while he was with her.
Getting a milf gf is nothing like being a cuck. If anything you've gotten the gf from someone else and her ex was cucked by you.
>>2099680
Cuckoldry or not if you decide it's at any point in time a good idea to marry a single mother, you now have someone to call your wife's son
>>2099762
"wow, she has kids. That means she must have money"
*pulls out knife*
"im going to be rich"
>>2096634
It's blue therefore I love it. Yeah okay not autistic at all
>>2104850
This entire thread is autistic. You're judging which of four fictional characters you kill or marry, solely from the way they look.
>>2105694
Hey is there some porn of that cat showing its ass bro?
Marry the one with biggest ears
Fuck the slimmest one
Kill the fattest one
Free the blandest one.
>>2104850
>It's fat and reminds me of my mom and therefore I love it
Yeah, not creepy and autistic at all. Go fuck yourself. God knows no one else is, or will.
>>2108336
Not him but :
>It's "fat" with huge breasts and reminds me of a fertility goddess, therefore I want to breed it.
Don't you want healthy children, /trash/ ?
White is for mom-loving fat fedorawizards who post the "THIQQ" meme on /trash/ all day
Orange is for Hot Topicers, edgelords, lolicons, and those who like to post the "DAT ASS" meme
Blue is for sparkledog-loving Krystal fans
Green is for boring fucks and/or hipsters who recognize obviously people are going to pick the other three
blue has best body but that fucking OC donut color pattern is killing it for me
orange isn't bad but >muh multitail
>muh heterochromia
>piercings
white is automatic no because of the stupid pawprint tattoo, also black nips and flesh
green's face looks weird in first image but better in the ref, the markings are a little weird but not stupid enough that it's offputting, i'd default to her but >fucking aqua colored flesh
also appears to have a penis in later image and while i'm fine with dudes, futa is disgusting
there's OC bullshit that pisses me off about all of them
gimme orange's colors on blue's body, I'll deal with just the heterochromia, that's fine
>>2108336
The blue one looks plenty fertile to me. I don't want her to have to lift her tummy flap for me to see her pussy like I would have to with white. I'll stick with blue, thank you.
>>2067741
marry green
fuck blue
free orange
kill white
Marry Orange
Fuck Blue
Free Green
Kill white
>>2067741
>Tardy to the party
Oh well.
>marry white
>fuck blue
>kill orange
>free green
And then let the long and delicious stuffing and fucking+BDSM scenes begin.
>>2067741
>Marry one
Demure, intelligent, solid, would cuddle/10, and large well-separated breasts... Green!
>Fuck one
Flexible, voracious expression, and god-tier Kyrstal vibes... Blue!
>Kill one
Piercings, heterochromia, cringey lingerie, and mutant hips... Red!
>Free one
Looks fun, wouldn't hold it against me, and probably the easiest to outrun anyway... White!
There is too much low test ppl here, it's okay for you to not like white, but not to kill her.
(target the orange sparklesona instead)
