ERP Thread
Tig Ol' Bitties Edition
Previous Thread.
>>2038899
>The loli lifts her clothing up.
"Th- They're not b- big... B- But I hope it keeps your th- thread open..."
>>2052830
They look great! Don't be ashamed of what you got.
>>2052837
>The little loli looks up at you shyly
"R- Really?"
>>2052861
"Of course! You're actually really cute, you know that?" He smiled at her.
>Start a thing
>feel too awkward and too late to respond
all over ramen.
Feelsbadman
>>2052873
>The little kitten hugs the anon, feeling strangely comfortable with him.
"Th- Thank you! D- Don't tell anyone you saw my n- naughty bits... Kay?"
>>2052908
He blushed and hugged her back. "It's nothing, really...Of course I won't tell anyone, cutie." He smiled and pat her head, ruffling her hair.
>>2052942
>The catgirl smiles and legs go of the hug, wandering off.
"Gotta continue my adventure! Bye now, Anon! Good luck!"
Did everyone else leave?
Use this thread. Other one's being raided.
>>2052996
HG scared everyone off
And they'll go around claiming they've done nothing wrong and only want to hang out
>>2052996
Still here for the moment.
>>2052962
I love every time you come in here, shame you're not around more often
>>2054397
Hey Nanako, how are you?
>Polt left
A'www...I liked where it was going.
>>2052908
>D- Don't tell anyone you saw my n- naughty bits... Kay?"
I'll endorse this thread!
>>2054656
Uno farto
>>2054571
Not everything Gwar has made is parody metal. Only a select few on some albums, except for unholy abominations such as the Dave Brockie Experience or the Slaves Gone Single album. They have more ACTUAL songs than comedy rock ones.. Whatever you just linked was pure grade A fucking meme metal.
They're actually doing it.
>>2054647
>>2054641
And morons like you will keep baiting them out, thinking they actually think they're doing no wrong when they really just want to shitpost.
Alright, I'm back. It's in the bag, so get it if you want it, but don't take more than a sip or two or you'll be unbearably randy for hours.
>>2054667
>meme metal
Post disregarded
>>2054667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5YNiCfWC3A
>>2054654
I'm fantastic, I missed you!
>>2054658
Endorsement received!
>>2054673
So you're like a trader then~? does it work?
>>2054673
You got weed in there?
>>2054658
I'm going to have to inspect that stamp more closely, miss.
>>2054672
>thinking they actually think they're doing no wrong when they really just want to shitpost.
Except there are those that claim exactly that like Adachi
>>2054683
At least post good Kendrick at him.
>>2054667
Here, ear bleach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okF5gOTX9uM
>>2054685
Nah, I'm an alchemist that somehow ended up transported to this land so while I'm trying to find my way back, I dump off this stuff for you folks because no one else would want it and I have to keep my skills sharp.
>>2054667
sit on my lap!
>>2054697
Or you know, you just hide the post and ignore shit.
That's pretty easy to do.
>>2054698
But I enjoy Swimming Pools.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjlFqgRbICY
Make your requests.
@2054718
My request is that you leave.
>>2054713
I would love to just ignore them and do business as usual but their shitposting actually contributes to ruining the thread's atmosphere and causing people to leave
>>2054718
Let's begin.
>>2054685
Hey there Light Cruiser Oni!
>>2054696
Well if that's your job I guess I can't argue with you.
>>2054724
how come some people use @?
is there a chrome extension I'm not aware of?
>>2054718
Excuse me but the ride has already started!
IN HERE!!!
>>2054713
>our shitposting is fine just don't pay attention to it :^)
>>2054737
Okay, anon, I'll just roll over and let HG ruin everything.
>>2054729
>>2054740
Sorry. Continue.
>>2054746
If you don't give attention, they have no reason to keep bothering you. The same shit will happen either way, only you make it worse by contributing even more garbage to the thread. ERP or kill yourself.
>>2054732
I mean I'd be happy to approve your ass as an endorsement stamp, I just need to thoroughly inspect and test it first.
>>2054710
Oh, so free samples? What would happen if you were to drink it?
>>2054732
Hello Mika~ Good to see ya!
>>2054673
Give me your strongest potion!
>>2054761
Cute Abyssal~
>>2054704
>>2054683
>nigger music
>those voices
Ele fucking Giggle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OBsOvcSb6w
>>2054759
>She bends over and her big round butt sticks out at you.
Well go ahead, I have nothing to hide!
>>2054761
Good to see you too. I see you've been taking good care of that butt of yours~
>>2054761
The aphrodisiacs? You'd end up wanting to screw for hours on end, and a horrible taste in your mouth, and that's just from a little of the stuff, so don't overdo it if you're gonna use it.
>>2054766
What kind of potion? The aphrodisiacs I leave here are all the same, if that's what you mean.
>>2054685
Really? I'm flattered~
>>2054732
Mika~
>>2054789
I tried your aphrodisiacs, but it only lasted five hours! I need a stronger one!
Your strongest!
>>2054775
That's me!
>>2054783
>>2054798
I've been~ since you love it so much!
(No problem good bye!)
>>2054789
Would it be any trouble to transfer it by mouth?..I have a bit of trouble drinking.
>>2054782
https://youtu.be/jx96Twg-Aew
>>2054810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbAhn7iKLPc
>>2054803
You're good company~
>She hugs you tightly.
>>2054810
>Gambino
>>2054807
I don't have any stronger ones and I'm not sure I could make any if I wanted to. If you want a stronger effect, increase the dose.
>>2054808
That would put me dangerously close to you, and it sounds like you'd need something to help with that first
The strands in your eyes
That color them wonderful
Stop me, steal my breath
>>2054826
Fair enough!
...although, I have consumed most of what was left, and haven't spared a drop.
Would you happen to have something that would re-regulate my heart beat?
>>2054821
>lil dicky
Literally the definition of meme rap
>>2054826
So no mouth to mouth? It's not as bad as you'd think..I make due with it.
>>2054852
Metal is truly the only good genre of music.
>>2054843
Damn, you people are insane. Fine, take this and lie down for a while. The time it takes really varies based on a lot of things, so just wait until you feel better.
>Hands a bottle full of a red liquid.
>>2054855
No. First of all, that would put me under the effects and I'd have to deal with that taste again, and second I'm not here for that.
>>2054874
Aww~ at least you're careful with your product then. wouldn't even help someone in need. it's fine, what's your name?
>>2054819
>She returns the hug with a smile
A'www...I didn't you came to like me so quickly~
>>2054910
But peoples' tastes are fucking wrong.
>>2054922
I'd like to taste you
>>2054874
>He quickly gulps the entirety of the bottle's contents.
>He crushes the bottle in his hand, causing profuse bleeding.
Pfft, insane? I'm not insane. What makes you say that?
>>2054922
You really do belong here
>>2054935
you proved her point, anon
>>2054898
What's not to like? you're a great person!
>Snuggles.
How have you been today?
>>2054935
Then do it! I'm waiting!
>>2054939
Thank you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLxJS8k9pHs
>>2054894
I think I've helped enough people in my life, but here.
>She pulls the cork off a bottle full of purple liquid.
This should help your throat, but you'll need to gargle it..
>>2054936
That for one.
>I really wish I had more images sometimes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJwKKKd2ZYE
>>2054996
What about that?
I'm not just gonna toss the bottle on the ground, that's littering.
>He tears his sleeve off and wraps his injury.
>All of his clothes are tattered and stained in several colors.
Maybe YOU'RE insane, just giving out aphrodisiacs and whatnot.
Do you know that feeling when you really really wanna talk to a girl in here. But when you finally somewhat find the courage to want to, the nervousness kicks straight in.
>>2054975
Spread those legs and lay back
>>2055008
I could have that boring shit, or I could have a song about wishing the kids of Columbine a good day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40Ce2o8v9-k
>>2055024
(It's a curse.)
>>2055024
Just talk to them, everyone here's ready to go.
>>2055024
You can talk to me any time.
>>2054922
>tfw you give a link to the wrong one
Weird how they made other genres if metal is the only good one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeh6jhHLgtg
>>2054996
You're so sweet, thank you!
>She get's close and opens her mouth,sticking her tongue out slightly waiting for assistance.
>>2055039
>a girl in here
>>2055043
Nice Popsicle.
>>2055043
FUCK OFF CANCER!
>>2055024
We're here for ERP, there's nothing you should be nervous about. We're more concerned about our own writing than yours.
>>2055023
You could have just put it back in the bag and my sanity is fine, despite the shit I've seen. >>2055052
>She pours it into her mouth and then pulls out one of her elixirs and downs it.
So who are you?
>>2055028
Well, you got me there. I doubt I could find a rap song about wishing the kids of Columbine a good day.
https://youtu.be/CDQENJh4UZ4
>>2055072
Why would I give the bottle back to you?
It's MY bottle, I get to do what I want. You gave it to me, after all.
You got anything that would stop bleeding, by any chance?
tfw no dragon futa to cockvore you and turn you into one of her own
>>2055087
Hehe, you're cute!~
>>2055087
>I think most people are.
I mean from an avatar perspective to an Anonymous
>>2055094
You guys are gonna start owing me a lot of money at this rate.
>Throws a healing potion at you.
>>2055072
>She gargles the purple liquid a little before swallowing.
Mmgh! it sort of tastes bad..My name is Light Cruiser Oni, you can call me Oni or Nakano.
>She clears her throat slightly.
Hey, what was that Elixir you used?
>>2055121
Are there two Tomoko? I remember one of them has really bad writing.
>>2055121
I still like Tomoko I guess
>>2055121
She's the one that doesn't erp and said she'll leave after interrupting an erp session of the other tomoko and trying to get her out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoolQUDWq-k
I'm back...
>>2055129
You just drank my piss
>He scurries off into the distance, jumping in the air and clicking his heels as he goes
>>2055129
I want an abyssal to gargle my cum like that
>>2055118
>He expertly catches the bottle with his forehead.
>It smashes and smears its contents along his face.
>His forehead starts bleeding.
Are you INSANE?
Why did you just throw that at me!?
Owowowowowow!
This is your fault! I'm not paying anything!
>>2055087
(For me it's actually outside here. Here, I can get into character and be more confident and out going. Outside here, I get so caught up in doubt and intricacies of neuroses and nervousness and shyness that I never pull the trigger and just say "Hi". In fact I stayed up until 5 AM last night questioning myself. "Am I being interesting?" "Am I being annoying?" "Am I saying the wrong things?". It's a nightmare.)
>>2055148
For a minute there, I thought Oni actually was rping with an anon.
>>2055154
A U T I S M
S
P
I
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>>2055134
M-My writing i-isn't bad >\\\<
>>2055154
Oh dear, are you me? I experience a bit of the same.
If only Smugface Shinoa was still around to talk. I miss that indirect bully
>>2055129
That is the key to my immortality. I need to take it every couple hours at most to keep the effects going though. Anyway, it's nice to meet you but I must be going or I'll never find my way back to the land I came from.
>>2055150
If you had caught it, it would have healed your injuries. Those aphrodisiacs have ruined your coordination. Now I'm going.
Searching...Seek and destroy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUAdgt5Glk0
(terrible quality)
>Goes all animu nazi commanding a bunch of faceless nazi goons who are totally scary to burn stuff for lulz, and naturally paint swastikas fucking everywhere, because that's how nazis work
>>2055134
I'm not a Tomoko but I am constantly worried my writing is bad
aaaaa
>>2055149
I'm sure it would be very delicious as well~
>>2055171
Ever time something starts they vanish.
>>2055201
Aww, goodbye Stranger until later!
>>2055202
I wish we got a sexy anime girl as a boss in Wolfenstein the New Order, instead of that creepy old lady
>>2055201
G-Get back here! I'm bleeding from my fapping-hand and my thinking-room! And I still don't have your strongest aphrodisiac! I need an erection!
>>2055182
(Maybe. Haven't had myself checked in years.)
>>2055192
(It's terrible, isn't it? I only have maybe four friends and only one is IRL. Well.. that's enough blogging out of me. I'll be back in proper form later. Goodbye, thread.)
>>2055218
I still have to hold off, I really want to do something with you but time just doesn't permit and I don't want to be another vanishing anon.
>>2055218
Don't tease me, cute anime girls garglig semen is my fetish ;-;
Hey, what's going on over here?
>>2055187
yeah it is rofl
No interesting avatars to role play with/ Writing is getting kill.
why live?
>>2055225
But alas, all you have is the creepy old lady.
You know it's sad but true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkfiUjWaF30
>>2055248
Just returning from a world tour...
>>2055064
>We're more concerned about our own writing than yours.
Jesus christ, this so much.
>>2055258
Broaden your tastes or RP a character you want to see liven up the place, anon
>>2055187
Your writing is mostly just lazy.
>>2055258
You can always make a request. You never know if someone's lurking.
>The truck came around the corner of the intersection with a rough screeching of the tires finally came to a stop in front of the avatars
>>2055202
Hmm.... I see we share a bit of the same taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBOD8qeCBuc
>>2055258
Become the avatarfaggot...
And let me post this image unironically to your posts
>>2055248
Woof woof.
>>2055234
At least you told me~ well I'll be waiting.
>>2055237
But the teasing would help for the climax!
>>2055268
>>2055258
It's all for the enjoyment.
>>2055263
World tour? Are you guys a band or something?
>>2055288
That's right, I'm the hungry wolf Ashigara, I crave victory on the battlefield, and I usually get it.
>>2055293
Teasing is fun!
>>2055293
That's true...
And you abyssals are gorgeous...
>>2055248
Lewd things, most o the time.
>>2055304
You sir have top taste.
>>2055283
>you see a figure step out of the delivery truck
in an attempt to maintain professional he fixes his uniform and clears his throat
Hello, I have a delivery for ERP is anyone able to sign for this?
>he then reaches into his pouch to pull out a clipboard with the official documentation that allows him to give them said package.
>>2055284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZv_lvvIVoI
Hellmarch
Oh baby~
But just a piece of warning, don't tread on me...
>>2055304
It's your opinion lovely...
And I will not listen to that song...
Because it gives too many good feels.
Might have to listen to more Sabaton...
Just as soon as my current metallicafever dies down, which is like, to the end of this one song.
>>2055309
You could say so...
But our music is the thunder of guns, and our art, is war.
>>2055193
For the most part, Shinoa won't be seen around here very often, if at all.
>>2055337
Yeah because once they saw this loveable face they realized they were set for life
>>2055316
Lewd things? So this is that kinda place.
>>2055335
Oh, sounds like my kind of band.
>>2055324
Thanks, broski.
You're pretty good, too.
>>2055335
You too.
You guys like folk metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoVkxfnNPbY
>>2055309
Oh. Well, it's my pleasure, Ashigara.
>>2055345
Right, I need to learn to differentiate bare hooks from actual call-outs.
>>2055310
You know what I like~!
>>2055312
Why thank you~ I'd say I'm more cute then gorgeous but it's still a very nice compliment.
>>2055346
Yep! very lewd but fun things!
>>2055349
https://youtu.be/BK88QJGfFSE
>>2055335
Appreciated. I should put up a show these days.
>>2055363
Oh, hello there.
>>2055355
>>2054973
>She tightens her embrace around the girl
I am well, just continue to finish needed work~
>>2055346
>>2055349
>>2055363
Excuse me ladies, I still have many packages to deliver, could one of you sign for this package?
>he was in a rush but still was able to maintain his form and not panic, handing out the clipboard to each of the females before him
>>2055346
It's good kind of lewd.
>>2055274
It's not my fault I come back here after a long day.
It's not my fault I am not popular
>>2055346
Interesting...
Well don't worry, we're always on tour...
Just need to resupply every once in a while before... Doing a show.
>>2055349
Not really my thing but I'm an open minded person.
>>2055381
Go for it.
Surely many would be disappointed if you didn't.
Now excuse me for such heresy but I started listening to some wubs dubs bullshit but I like it too so hate me.
>>2055329
Oh sorry, I can take that package from you.
>Kurisu takes the clipboard from the man and examines the paper. She reaches into her labcoat and pulls out a purple pen, pressing the top of it and signing the document out properly, with her surname "Carlos Spicyweiner"
That should do it..
>She drops the pen back into her labcoat and hands the clipboard back to the very professionally dressed man.
>>2055423
Thank you Ms. Spicyweiner, you have a pleasant day now.
>he tips his hat to the woman and places the package on the ground. Before you know it, he's back in his truck and gone from sight.
>>2055423
You have two surnames? Are you married?
>>2055381
Hello Stranger!
>>2055389
Busy busy~ at least you're well though.
>She feels like she'll just melt from the loving embrace.
>>2055391
What is the package?
>>2055352
Nice to meet someone who is polite.
>>2055363
Naka, is that you?
>>2055391
>She signs.
I didn't order anything though..
>>2055397
Is it?
>>2055422
Maybe I'll follow you sometime.
>>2055381
>>2055349
>tfw mislinked
>>2055422
Well i'll see if i can find time then.
>>2055438
Out from your look i would assume you are an abyssal correct?
>>2055447
Likewise. Compared to the other warriors that I've seen, you've got manners, yourself.
where are the sluts
>>2055471
Working
>>2055447
It is!
You should try it some time.
>>2055447
Yep! It's me~
>>2055450
Yess, it's pretty obvious I'd say.
>>2055447
Please do, always need more artists in our orchestra of mayhem...
>>2055450
Thank you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsdawgd0azk
My sekrit club knows me too well... it's getting scary
Where my cuddlers at
>>2055363
I hear semen's pretty good for the teeth, and you abyssal's are always baring your teeth trying to look all spooky. Can I offer you some to help in dental health?
>>2055434
>Kurisu tips her hair to the man like she was removing a hat, picking up the package and attempting to open it. She slides her hand in and grasps whatever the contents were to pull it out. IT IS THE ALASKAN
>BULL
>WORM!
>>2055492
>I hear semen's pretty good for the teeth
Then why are yours so fucked?
>>2055474
They need to be working my dick.
>>2055463
I was raised a fine lady if I do say so myself.
>>2055479
Mmm..I'll consider it.
>>2055480
Is that your new idol getup? You might have gone a bit heavy on the makeup I think. >>2055489
Let me know if you're ever near the ocean and want me to play some of my own tune.
>>2055493
He said cuddler not turbocucks.
>>2055480
Awesome. I've seen a few of those now.
Let me line up some music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaYchEJBZMY
>>2055494
>a small head popped out of the box
..
>he didn't say anything but looked around to see his surroundings
>>2055499
It's good to learn from your role models. I'd say you're a fine lady, as well.
Where has sponty been? I want to snuggle with her cute cock.
>>2055496
Now now anon. We need to work to get money for cute outfits to work your dick better!
Silly~
>>2055501
Mizuki pls
>>2055495
Too much soda
>>2055499
Well I do trips on boats sometimes, the crewmen get angry when I call their mighty vessels boats but do I really look like I give a shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9eWbrc_ynw
But in case you're interested in some... entertainment on some of these long and boring rides across the seas, by all means, be my guest...
>>2055506
>midway
Muh nigga
>>2055499
Well, consider it faster! I'm getting pretty sleepy.
>You will never see IRL pics of the cuddlefags
>>2055492
My teeth aren't ragged! does your semen have magical powers?
>>2055499
...It wasn't brought up..isn't my skin silky smooth!?
>>2055506
Ooh~ a musician! It seems a lot of people have seen some of my sisters.
>>2055509
Someone put a poor little boy into a box! how are you alive?
>>2055520
You don't need an outfit for your mouth, all you need is your tongue.
>unsheathes dick
>>2055532
Good.
>>2055506
>miday
AYYYYYYYY
>>2055529
>gott mit uns
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt2g5hoUzHI
>>2055532
>cuddlefags
Aren't they all dead?
>>2055533
It must be one of Rin's tricks again we love to play pranks and tricks on each other.
>>2055537
Hmm... No~
>>2055513
Agreed. I don't know where I'd be without my older sisters.
>>2055529
I might play escort to you next time you do then, just give me a call.
>>2055533
>She strokes your arm.
You're right, it is. I need to know how you managed this.
>>2055551
Well hopefully you aren't hurt!
>>2055552
Please, DMG? I promise I'll let you swallow it.
>>2055529
>>2055540
All the best you could wish for!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0KEShtL8wo
>>2055533
Yeah, you see i come from the place just next door if you know what i mean. What we've had a few of them such as Ta-Class, Anchorage and many more.
>>2055571
Well at least she decided to ship me to this place in a big box. If it was smaller it mightn't been different
>>2055584
Sorry bro, but this is still your best song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bKwflpbCYk
>>2055533
(I suddenly want to snowball some cum with you. Shame threesomes or more are so difficult to put together on here~
Wow one day of RPing this and I'm a whore)
>>2055611
Sorry for passing out last time.
;_;
>>2055572
Oh geez, look at that time, it's about that time
>Throws smokebomb at the ground
>>2055571
>When the smokebomb is gone she's hugging onto Mika
... Sorry I couldn't help myself
>Runs away back to work&lurk
>>2055551
That's not a very nice trick..
>She pets the poor boy's head.
Would you like out of the box? at least you ahve clothes on.
>>2055559
Must be my diet..
>She keeps your hand on her arm.
Have you been around here for long?
>>2055584
I think there was another from over there called Maria who's getting married to one.. well It's very nice to meet you..Neighbor!
>>2055611
(I'm game though~ looks like I'm a good influence on you from all my activity~)
>>2055634
No, I just got here a few minutes ago. When did you get here?
>>2055540
Panzerkampf...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxQ6E1v2Rq4
>>2055584
No bullets fly
AYYYYYYY
>>2055559
And maybe provide...escort services?
>>2055588
Len, my dear, would you be so kind as to sing me a song with your angelic voice?
>>2055438
>>2055438
But what about you?
>Origa pets Nakano on the head
>>2055621
(Were you the gentleman anon yesterday? If so I figure that's what happened, it's okay.)
>>2055634
(Good to know~ If that Seaport-hime shows up all three of us are getting lewd and covered in sperm, I'm promising this.)
>>2055588
>She lifts you up in her big and you can feel her soft breasts
Oh you poor thing, I like to play around too, but trapping people in boxes is a bit much!
>>2055611
>>2055634
(Threesomes can work, I've done it a couple times before, you just have to wait for both replies and then build off of that).
>>2055629
<3
I, Wielder of the Tyrant's Eye, have returned to banis- It's getting old.
HEY EVERYBODY, SNOOP DOG HERE
>jump cuts to clip of snoop saying "smoke weed every day
>jump cuts back to CSGO surf gameplay
AND TODAY WERE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS EROTIC ROLEPLAY THREAD
>>2055650
Let's keep it at providing protection and an extra set of guns, at least for now.
>>2055662
>is possessed by demons
>>2055634
>The boy nodded his head, he saw her as his first new friend here in an unknown world and trusted her to guide him
>>2055652
L-Let me stretch and such, it was a long trip here..
>>2055659
>but instead of being picked up by the girl with the blue eyes he was picked up by the fighting female, he felt very uncomfortable since he didn't really know her yet
Y-Yeah it happens I guess..
>>2055608
Oh yeah, thats what i'm talking about!
>>2055634
That is correct. What was her name again....?
Oh yes, Harusame. By the way my name is Joakim Brodén. Leadsinger in Sabaton.
>>2055650
>Panzerkampf
Into the motherland, the german army march!
Damn you guys are great!
>>2055657
(That, I was! I'm hoping we can pick that up again soon.)
>>2055662
As am I
>:^)
How's it banging?
>>2055666
>55
>666
>Ayy lmao
Be it as you wish luv~
>>2055675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BawkcZdr3QI
And of course, what would a nazi be without a story... of one's Rise of evil.
>Pic might be realted
>memeface
>>2055662
Nice eyes.
>>2055673
LEN, YOUR SISTER WANTS YOU TO COME HOME
>>2055665
fucking youtube copies honestly
>>2055665
>>2055666
WOW, CHECK THIS SHIT, I WAS OFF BY ONE
>slowly zooms in on post number with sad earrape music playing
FUCKING WEEABOO ANIME KID, KILL YOURSELF MATE, IM LITERALLY GETTING SECONDHAND EMBARRESSMENT
>>2055673
>Mika then let's you down and pats your head
You gotta be more careful kid!
>>2055641
I'd say three or four days now~
>>2055655
I'm good as can be! no need to worry too much about it.
>>2055657
(Hmm~ sounds wonderful!)
>>2055659
(I just hope It won't be too slow.)
>>2055662
Welcome home Sexy Sorceress~
>>2055673
Ah!..you're very popular already little one~
>>2055675
Ooh! around the same height they are, Pleased to meet ya Joakim.
>>2055673
Would you not be interested in a massage instead? I'm sure stretching would be a pale comparison to it. And to top it off you'd have your hands free to hold the mike while and do a few runs to prepare your voice.
>>2055713
>hold the mike
Mike's a lucky guy.
>>2055702
HEY, IM NOT A LEAFY CLONE, I STARTED USING MY BORDER EFFECT IN MY VIDEOS MONTHS BEFORE HE DID, ALRIGHT, IM NOT HATING ON MY BOY LEAFY, BUT YOURE WRONG
>>2055716
you both copied h3h3 :^) :^) :^)
>>2055699
Please stop yelling.. also she's the one who sent me here why would she want me to come back?
>>2055707
I know I do..
>he rubbed the back of his own head, knowing he has to get his act together
>>2055710
Well I am in a way a professional singer.. so it's not that shocking people are interested in me..
>>2055710
(if their only focusing on each other it won't be that bad.)
>Mika then hugs you from behind
I wouldn't mind trying it with you sometime~
>>2055695
Good luck out there.
>>2055706
Hello to you too, broken robot.
>>2055710
Well, as long as you're having fun.
>>2055695
How's...err...what?
>>2055696
I-I'm sure it's just the lighting, n-noting nice about me!
>>2055710
Sexy and powerful! Remember that! I'm really strong!
>>2055715
>implying that's not the name of muh dick
>>2055723
OKAY ETHAN IS A COOL GUY BUT IM NOT TRYING TO START YOUTUBE DRAMER HER MATE, OKAY
ALRIGHT THATS THE VIDEO, LETS GO FOR A LIKE GOAL TODAY
1 (You) = 1 GENUINE WEED
I WILL MAIL A WEED TO YOUR HOUSE
>>2055725
>she's the one who sent me here why would she want me to come back?
Wh-what...?
>>2055731
I don't know, last time I've met you. You've had a pretty nice hold over my cock.
>Haha
>>2055733
>>2055743
Oh.. alright
>>2055659
(Makes sense. I haven't done it in this format before, just in IMs, but I'm sure it can go fine with some organization~)
>>2055681
(I'm sure we can. I'll be spotty as far as when I'm around or can actually RP, but I'm always open that way.)
>>2055710
(Your idea of you and Seaport grinding your asses together for me was stuck in my head all night. <3)
>>2055718
(Maybe~ If I wasn't dealing with some stuff today or had work later I'd offer you a spot now, but maybe down the line.)
>>2055695
Yeah.... He did some crazy shit back then.
I don't try to get involved with all this politics to be honest, i just want to jam.
>>2055710
True, true. A decent couple if you ask me though its been a while since i've seen her.
Nevermind that.
>Sits down and jams a little on a guitar
Who likes feet
>>2055744
I...There's been a l-lot of people... D-did we do anything special?
>>2055768
>someone actually took the time to make this