Welcome, to the Fourteenth Dark Souls Games, I hope you're Prepared to Die.
Somethings to consider:
>1. First 36, State gender if hard to tell
>2. Swaps are to be held until after I have posted the Reaping
>3. Covenants have been added recently, so at the end of the games I will give the winner a choice of which one to join, or not join, it is up to you.
>3.5. For each win you acquire while under a certain covenant, you'll go up a rank up to rank +3, after which you will be able to join The Dark Ladies Court, if you so wish.
Now enter your tribute and fight!
Mii Swordfighter
Sans
>>2039136
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2039136
Sakuya Izayoi
Ken Kaneki
Kirigiri
Peridots
Sliver Queen
John Henry Eden
>>2039136
Toriel
>>2039136
On Break Nobu
>>2039136
Garnet
>>2039136
Clawdia
Lobsterlord
Eggman-kun
Minako
>>2039159
>hugs
Medb
Josh
Kanno Naoe
>>2039136
Mononobe no Futo
>Female
Bikko
Captain Luna
>>2039136
Asellus
>>2039136
Kuga
Battlewagon
The Booties
Suguri
Andou
Squid Kid
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
Komaru Naegi
Trashman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fllN8bUJ77c
Gekky
Lord Beerus
Nanako
Freezeman
>>2039136
Izayoi
>>2039129
She will be when I'm done with her.
Machi
>>2039166
>>2039128
Just drink your own pee
>>2039202
You can't die more.
Squid Girl
>Suddenly have to leave. Sorry about that ~de geso.
>>2039212
She's not dead.
Everything seems a bit.... dead.
>>2039177
>>2039142
That art a rather...descriptive name, is it not, though rather...lacking in imagination.
>>2039210
Yukine pls
>>2039217
Prove it.
>>2039198
D-Do not take me lightly...!
GENOCIDER SYO
>>2039215
Would you mind if we swap places?
>>2039210
>>2039214
Alright, I get it!!
>>2039130
>Destroys you
>You hate this
>>2039119
>Takes deep breaths
...How about now? Is my presence less menacing for you?
>>2039116
You can't, you'd have to either cut me open with your claws or die trying. Can't we drink coffee instead?
>>2039134
I heard a third one was going to happen, but the host disappeared soon after. Such a shame...
>>2039223
I summon Sanya!
>>2039228
>>2039219
It's probably because it might be a slow day...
Flowey
>>2039157
>>2039078
...Ah. From what I hath seen, I doth...rather not approve of it.
>>2039234
It art more a manner of what thou are, rather than your demeanor.
>>2039236
>inb4 Syo/Touko turn on Togami
>>2039219
This place is about death.
>>2039235
...
>>2039232
>Are you an Italian?
>>2039241
Lett's hope that it pick up soon or I'll die from boredom.
>>2039244
so, how's it feel like to be slow, buddy?
>>2039252
She's just not here right now.
>>2039234
I die trying to do many things, this isn't my first rodeo with death.
Besides I just need a small drop of blood, why not cut a finger?
>>2039253
Everyone knows Italians are perverts that do not understand boundaries.
>>2039234
"Soon" is a rather loose term in this instance.
very late and Tiny Captain
Check and make your swaps now!
>>2039259
It feels GREAT! In fact, I was late on purpose! I-I just wanted to watch all of you kill each other like the bloodthirsty animals you all are.
>>2039257
I'm fine with it like this...
>>2039276
Looks good...
>>2039264
No. she's gone.
>>2039278
So I take it you don't want to be swapped in then.
>>2039276
>>2039153
Give our spot to this overgrown plant, k?
>>2039244
>>2039225
Can I take you hard instead?
>>2039276
Looks good to me.
>>2039284
I arrested her for misappropriation of military funds.
>>2039278
pssh, come on, buddy!
you don't have to lie around your best friend. you really want a chance to be able to kill me where i stand, don't you?
well, you're in luck, bucko! i rang up some of my buddies, and...suffice to say, you're in.
>>2039285
N-Not really! But, this person
>>2039287
happened to swap me in, so I guess I don't have much of a choice.
And who are you calling overgrown, you ugly, green rat?!
>>2039276
Oh... I didn't even made it...
>>2039291
No.
>>2039246
Oh...Of course, If you already know my nature then it's no use trying to hide it, right?
>>2039267
...You're lucky it will grow back.
>Extends hand
Do it quickly.
>>2039270
What would be the rigth term then?
>>2039276
The Ace Detective and the maid, no complains in my district,
>>2039276
Looks great my dear.
>>2039303
>throws brick
>>2039306
>smooch
(I want in on the next one)
>>2039317
ok deal
>>2039297
Since when did she get access to stuff like that?
>>2039301
Why are you wearing a skirt?
>>2039301
Yeah, well you should tell your "buddies" to learn some manners. You DO bring up an interesting point, though. I hope I can be the one to end your miserable and disgusting existence this round.
>>2039303
That's okay, Mahiru. I can keep you busy while you wait for the next game!
>>2039310
"Pretended to".
>>2039317
Be faster.
>>2039313
Why are you throwing stuff at me!?
>>2039327
.....
Mistakes have been fixed, and swaps have been made, last call for swaps!
>>2039219
In what sense? It hardly bothers mineself.
>>2039310
Indeed it doth be, if I doth remember correctly as to thine diet.
>>2039327
Are you a satan?
>>2039317
>gropes
>>2039321
She "made a withdrawal" to buy you a gift.
>>2039329
>Are you old Komari or a new one?
>>2039316
Please, I'm just here to compete.
>>2039317
Have no fear, I would never leave out such a beauty.
I take it we don't have a host lined up?
>>2039310
>cuts his hand with her claws
Thank you.
>starts collecting blue pellets from it
>>2039329
Mo-ti-va-tion!
>>2039338
I'm a girl, of course. A cute one! Maybe even the cutest!
>>2039348
I will let you have it again. I just hope my device doesn't mess up like last night.
>>2039358
yeaaahh, but what's with those satan horns?
>>2039356
>throws brick made out of cotton candy
>>2039365
>pokes hair
>>2039342
But she has a salary, it's not like she's broke.
>>2039302
First of all, your attitude's in some need of work, dummy.
Who went and pushed you off the wrong side of the bed, hmm?
>>2039358
I don't want any of that! Please no...
>>2039367
What did I tell you about throwing stuff at me!?
Here's to you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0xUl_VRCmM
>>2039324
they're comfy, and easy to wear.
>>2039371
We have a salary?
>>2039371
Apparently it was a really expensive gift, like a diamond ring or something like that. Not any of my concern though.
>>2039365
Are you certain? I am still...waking up.
>>2039326
see? that's the motivation i'm talkin' about, heheh!
hope you reach your goal, pal.
oh, and uh, one more thing...
i suggest you...keep your hands off of the queen, y'know?
>>2039353
>Sprays blood everywhere
>But remains calm
...I was sure you told me "just a finger".
>>2039328
Would or host really pretend to be away in order to avoid responsability? Not a surprise if that was the case, Sliver.
>>2039337
Diet? So you know more about me than I thought, and just by looking.
I need to be careful around people like you.
>>2039378
Time to go...
>>2039378
Here I go killing again.
>>2039378
Why does everything looks so gloomy... and depressing?
>>2039378
>>2039366
It's just a headband, sheesh! What's so hard to understand here?
>>2039377
But you really seemed to like it that one time!
>>2039369
Are you satisfied?
>>2039378
Another one of these. Hopefully it will come in good use.
>>2039393
Possibly. Though I'm sure that others will prefer you next. By the way, your partner stopped by last night.
>>2039377
But it's edible...
Sing me with a song of ___ and ___~
>>2039404
That one certainly would.
>>2039387
I know right? Glad to know you can appreciate how good skirts are. Watch out of perverts.
>>2039378
>Puts the Komapod in the backpack
Alrighty, time to head out.
>>2039413
But why did you choose the satan horns? Cat ears are much cuter, you should know that!
>>2039404
Oh sorry, I kinda forgot.
>she puts her claws together and a blue portal starts to form behind her
Finally, now I don't need to look for blood for today.
Sakuya is quite nice!
Kuga somehow is already injured...
I guess it would take a few people to kill her...
>>2039420
>gropes butt
>>2039346
I lobe you Nobu...I want to take you to a donut shop
>>2039418
Silence and blood~
>>2039416
Oh boy.
And what did my "partner" have to say?
>>2039427
Stay! Don't move!
>walks away
>>2039427
Nothing good can come from investigating that...
>>2039388
Did you really think we work for free?
>>2039391
N-now you're just full of it! Soldiers can't possibly from the military, it's not some business!
>>2039427
I feel violated.
>>2039387
>>2039420
Wow, I don't know if you know this, but it's a lewd-free zone. Going to have to arrest you two.
>>2039413
We don't speak of that... that never happened.
>>2039417
Sure it's edible, but I don't want it in my hair
>>2039427
I just want to go home... lay down on my soft bed, sleeping the day away.
>>2039427
Surrender and i shall grant you a swift end!
>>2039418
Ruby, Sapphire
>>2039427
I have no use for this.
*Throws it away*
>>2039431
She was upset about how you were in the place next door.
>>2039425
That just sounds like you want me to appeal to some fetish of yours. Are you a pervert, lady?
>>2039443
You just don't want to admit that you had so much fun, that's all!
>>2039429
I want to go to a donut shop, too.
>>2039448
What, no! And I'm no lady either!
>>2039427
Sorry sliver you are the buggy threat here
>>2039438
I never received a check or anything..
>>2039448
Please don't touch me.
>>2039453
I-I want to marry you!
>>2039404
Ghouls and youkai have much the same diet, after all, though youkai art a much more prominent threat.
>>2039418
...Time and change.
>>2039458
>Buggy... Hue meant to say biggest.
Pay your respects for those who have gone hollow.
>Josh
>Bob
>Sliver Queen
Nobu and Suguri pick up the only weapon that matters
Fingernails are being ripped out
Mii Swordfighter should know better then that...
Everyone needs some snuggles~
W-wait... I didn't know you needed water...
Flowey will be heading over to Tumblr to complain about this!
>>2039420
>>2039428
i, uh, see what ya mean, pal.
>>2039440
woah, woah!
come on, coppa! i don't think it counts if i'm just a skeleton...
>>2039427
flowey wanted some of these SOULs, right?
best get them before he does.
>>2039438
You'll have to ask the investigators about it, I need to get back to work.
>>2039461
>touch
>>2039457
You sure look like one to meeeee. You're even wearing girl's clothes! You said I was a satan because I was wearing a headband that looks like horns, so I'm gonna make assumptions based on what you're wearing! It's only fair~
>>2039378
Keep that mace if you want, once I find you it will turn out to be useless.
>>2039426
>snatches my severed hand away from you
Anything else? Next time I'll make sure to give you back twice the suffering in exchage for more of my blood.
>>2039419
Nothing to be done. Good luck in this current game, although you won't have a second victory for today.
>>2039427
>Thorws darts
One in the eye, another one right to the chest, then another to...
>>2039462
no deal
>>2039459
That's what happens when you fight for an awful country like Karsland.
>>2039480
>>2039376
Shutup! Leave me alone!
>>2039401
Look, I don't want to have to kill m- I mean, Toriel, but let's just say...I'll do whatever it takes to win. I'm sure you know that already, though.
>>2039478
>puts Sans in cuffs
Yeah yeah, save it for the judge boney.
>>2039485
Not in this match.
>>2039476
What is this....?
>>2039476
Can I sleep first? I would like that very much.
>>2039483
>Backs away
....
>>2039428
>slaps hand away
>>2039478
Hm Hm, but under your skirt there's only bones right? I don't think someone would want to grab you...right?
>>2039440
Hah, look who's talking.
>>2039487
>I-I meant to say "I bet, Special Ed".
>>2039483
I ASKED if you were a satan! But it's okay to confuse me for a girl. I'm a boy though! And I do have cat ears, and they're clearly better than satan horns!
>>2039476
You humans are attracted to the weirdest things.
>>2039445
Of course she has.
But it seems the one name "Sammy" really..saved my ass, in a more literal sense.
>>2039491
>looks at the score table
> no Sliver
...I need a new eyepatch, or no eyepatch at all.
>>2039476
How....stupid....
>>2039487
>smacked Eila across the face
>>2039497
>put Kuga in cuffs
I'm the one talking, you're correct
>>2039476
I call thee, claw-arrow.
>>2039485
Nope, I made my portal, I'm content.
>she sits down
And now I wait.
>>2039488
Stubborn, are we?
Hmph! Just look at it this way, buddy.
If you don't tell me what's goin on with ya, I'll just turn you to stone and call it a day.
>>2039430
The rain falls, but can't wash the mud~
within in my ancient heart dwells madness and pride~
>>2039320
(thanks?)
>>2039328
Faster? I drove as fast as I could to get here! Do you know how many ruurus I had to beak to get here this late? I ended up destroying G-String!
>She slams her fist down, clearly irritated by this thing
>>2039339
>
Hands off you vile degenerate! The only man that will ever be allowed to touch me or kneesocks will be our future husband!
>>2039348
Beauty? I see you've noticed~
This body is attained through perfect calorie counting! Health and beauty is one of our Ruurus!
>>2039508
You remind us of Nui. She had a similar problem.
Time well spent Kuga...
I'm sure Toriel was just trying to help!
Sakuya joins a Covenant, I'm pretty sure she joined the Dark Wraiths...
Well... Can't say I didn't expect that Dark Wraith...
>>2039507
I-I helped you know...
>>2039486
PLEASE! I feed you donuts every day!
>>2039521
Will you still be able to play the violin?
>>2039478
>Gropes butt
>>2039506
I don't think it was a human that had such a "strong" reaction to oral hygiene.
>>2039524
>cuts it in half and looks at it blankly
>>2039510
W-what's your problem?!
>>2039524
Figures, a Dangan being a dark wraith!
>>2039524
I don't even know why I was begging for that sort of thing. I'm glad you didn't go through with it...
>She looks up
Y-You're a skeleton!?
>>2039524
Greetings, traveler. Are you interested in any of my w-wares...?
>>2039521
I can tell from first glance that what you say is true.
Truly the perfect form has been achieved, I can't even keep my eyes off it.
>>2039527
R-right, of course, my dear, I'm so sorry.
The thing is, I didn't quite...expect this from Sammy, in fact I was convinced she was nothing but a witch..
>>2039524
Huh...? What was that now...?
>>2039538
You just disrespected my home country.. if anything you deserved that.
>>2039507
Sure but who knows if this Sammy could save you again. That could've been the end of your relationship.
>>2039532
Well...
It was new to me. Still weird.
>>2039524
Isn't the sun beautiful?
>>2039427
(my event! thanks <3)
(you can fill events up with events that revolve around bonfires and buying items from shopkeeper too might even be able to work in upgrading equipment in as well)
>>2039528
I eat donuts every day as a single person.
>>2039550
Y-you're right.
The only one who can make a change is me.
The only problem is I'm yet unsure if Edea even wants to speak with me..
I've been meaning to tell her the truth for a long while, now.
>>2039544
This Sammy has been a real help to us. I'm glad she's an ally to us... even though we don't know what she looks like.
>>2039556
Pay your respects for those who have gone hollow.
>Battlewagon
>Mebd
>Captain Luna
>Eila
It wouldn't be a Game if there wasn't one messed up event...
Someone doesn't like frozen lakes...
Ken is surrounded on all sides!
Bikko stabs every single booty to exist
>>2039554
Noted, I'll be updating these overtime... but erm... which event is yours?
>>2039520
Thou art skilled in such improvisation, then? Admirable, to be certain.
>>2039524
Again? At least I doth remember where it is now...
>>2039470
>>2039508
>just in case
>>2039570
Must... Conserve energy...
>>2039520
You are the ocean's gray waves, destined to seek
Life beyond the shore, just out of reach
Yet the waters ever change, flowing like time
The path is yours to climb
>>2039570
How am I hurting a frozen lake? Wait... how am I even doing this in the first place!?
>>2039570
>snuggles in a weird way
>>2039569
Is there something in your hair or are you just happy to see me?
>>2039570
I suggest peace until tomorrow. I would not wish to anger your mistress with violence. We are good friends.
>>2039568
You can never trust these phantoms, to any extent.
But it may seem I can trust this Sammy for now.
>>2039593
There are no words...
>>2039546
That wasn't worth slapping me over! Take it back!
>>2039585
Punching the ice?
>>2039567
I don't see what's keeping you.
>>2039570
Birds of a feather, Kaneki.
>>2039603
What kind of monster would hurt ice?
>>2039603
Now that you mention that, punching ice doesn't sound to good for your hands... like at all.
>>2039570
Barefoot? Why wouldst I?
>>2039609
The only thing keeping me from telling her is..her.
She's not the easiest person to speak to, after all.
>>2039599
W-was it something I said?
>>2039598
Godspeed Ringabel. You'll need it.
Nobu receives some fresh donuts!
Toriel has thrown away her beliefs it seems...
Something doesn't seem right with that event...
Jolly Cooperation is the only way to play!~
Should've payed attention...
What else would expect from a Lord?
>>2039600
>walked away
No
>>2039629
Raijinto! Strike fast and strike true!
>>2039624
You know full well what you said.
>>2039629
Thank you~!
I have a few ideas where these may have come from...
>>2039629
>leaves an empty soda cup
>>2039629
>makes snapping noises with her claws
These can cut so easily Y'know.
>>2039623
Unleash your feelings. Whatever it could be, she will have live with it.
>>2039629
The thief went over there.
>>2039629
Just don't get in the way... And we'll be fine...
>>2039638
You know I was referencing the donut, right...?
>>2039635
>points gun at you
Now, you Cuckslander!
>>2039529
But of course~ Such a delicate task is nothing to me, I was practically born with all the talent those tactless brain-dead angels potty and stuffing weren't~
>>2039544
Flattery will get you everywhere~
Unless it's with me! I know I looks good It's a FACT! What could a human like you offer a demon such as myself? Unless you're ready to declare an unholy war against Angels and all their ilk then I have nothing to gain from you
>>2039629
I doth hope you gain that peace that thou desire so, Lady Mokou, if only for a moment.
>>2039659
I'm already dead, shooting me makes no difference, just like Sanya.
>>2039655
I do. And I also know the origin of that saying. I 'have' been brushing up on those.
Kill me now.
I just realized its 5am...
>>2039678
I thought it was funny. You shouldn't take everything so literally, Luna..
>>2039685
>kills you now
>>2039685
>kills
Stop playing 2 then, faggot.
>>2039685
>kills you
Pay your respects for those who have gone hollow.
>The Booties
>Komaru Naigi
>Mii Swordfighter
>Bikko
>Fujiwara
>Squid Kid
Never underestimate your opponent...
S-sans is just lonely y'know?
Gekky earns a Brutality on her record...
Sakuya uses a Katana like a scrub.
>>2039571
Thank you... This song, it reminds me from better times.
>>2039584
You are the ocean's gray waves...
>>2039697
>throws them away
Useless.
>>2039691
>>2039694
>>2039696
Thank you guys.
You're the best.
<3
>>2039677
>crouches over
>cries
>>2039697
It seems that my mind of seen better days... oh the insanity.
>>2039570
(troll invasion where the invader leaves an item)
(player1) Hosts an arena (player2) and (player3) roll around looking for an opening. How does that sound?
(player1) Summons (player2) to help defeat the invading (player3)
>>2039697
I'll just... Be over here...
>>2039697
Dammit.
>>2039697
I'll look over you.
Flowey is planning something...
Kuga accidentally a landmine
Toriel suddenly regains faith in her beliefs.
You can't refuse Kana...