/pfg/ Dendrophilia General
Eating healthy Edition
Here, we fuck plants, dream of fucking plants, and discuss real world plants and games, animations, and comics with sexy plant creatures in them.
Everyone is welcome to join us.
Some people have suggested coming up with anthropomorphic forms of plants.
Why not try your hand at creating some yourself?
Art and writing are both great.
>>2037851
A good example from the previous thread.
I'd fuck a flower desu
After seeing so many threads like this a question etches itself on my mind:
Are there any plants irl you can fuck?
>>2038732
I'm pretty sure the closest equivalent to a hole would be a pitcher plant, provided its pitcher was small enough to provide actual friction.
>>2038806
Ehh not a good idea, seeing that those plants can eat a frog alive.
Reposting from the old thread
>>2038879
Depending on the pitcher plant that could vary.
quick reminder that the nuclear throne general on /vg/ is making a texturepack and plant's A skin and B skin are still open for editing
so if someone here has somewhat medium pixel art skills you could make a sprite if you want
>>2039472
Why does Conker look like sans
>>2038890
Maractus titty best titty
Also, if you drew that you might want to try turning up stabilizer/correction(or whatever it's called in the program you're using) or using lazy nezumi to get some smoother lines
>>2039921
i can give it a try
do you have a picture with avery frame on it?
>>2040279
Not him, but I'm from the nuclear throne general too and I can give it to you.
>>2040675
goddamn
>>>/vg/136450423
I'm going to grow and cum on a sunflower
>>2040855
And now we return to the age old question: Can plants be sustained with cum rather than water?
>>2040882
someone's gotta do it, I mean it can save water too. maybe I should try
>>2040919
I know for a fact that Califonia is in a water crisis
I also know for a fact that California is Mexico 2.0
the math equals to Mexicans cumming onto plants for science! Quicky, before the the wall is built!
>>2041168
I'm glad everyone's to busy with the shitty spritesheet that they forget to notice my shitty spritework.
posting with plant-related image
>>2041309
Gotta feed your plants, mang.
>>2040882
Unfortunately I don't believe there's actually any water in semen.
Plants use water pressure to keep upright, as well as use it to photosynthesize which is their main food source.
So masturbating over your flowers every day over water wouldn't be too good, but there are some other things such as Zinc in semen which is actually beneficial to plants.
>>2041332
i volunteer as tribute!
>>2040225
can you show me where the lines would need to be smoothed out ?
also this is how the list looks currently
>>2041653
I'm so sorry Art Anon.
Here's a flower for you guys
>>2041910
it pollinates itself with your dna
>>2040678
Holy Shit
this way harder than i thought
>>2041653
i am trying to make petey piranha. Is that ok?
i can switch to one of the others but just asking
>>2042419
>censored
>>2042456
FUCK
this is the one that i post on /v/
sorry anon
>>2042419
What's going wrong?
>>2042490
it's ok
why would it need censoring, though?
it doesn't look too explicit
>>2041606
Just in general, honestly. Go over the whole thing, if you would.
>>2042545
i dunno
i got banned for 3 days for posting cropped porn on /vp/
gotta be more careful with that stuff
>>2042537
i am not used to make sprites so small with little amount of detail, this shit is hard as fuck
>>2042771
>>2042537
In fact...
I am not used to make sprites at all
I will not give up tho, if i can't make one with petey i will just go for green shadow and see if it works
>>2042823
I can test it out for you, even though I 100%'d the game and don't want to touch it ever again.
Pro tip: make everything but the plant sprites transparent, it will make my life way easier.
>>2042857
i don't even know if this is testable yet
this all that i have done so far
it would be a lot easier if i had a pic with only plant's frame in order but that would be asking for to much
>>2043041
That's the animation from the menu screen.
I can test it if you want.
>>2043041
Ooh, I like this.
Looks good, too.
If you do manage to finish Petey, what did you have in mind for the other skin?
>>2037838
>A+
jesus christ, i know this is /trash/ but this is pretty fucking disgusting
>>2043041
in no particular order:
8 plant sprites, four idle, four walking. which is which? fuck if I know. just use the general shape and size to try to make your own 4-frame walking and idle animations, I can't help you here.
Then we have a hurt frame, which is weird because most characters have two, but I only found this one.
Then there's a dying and a corpse sprite, in that order.
>>2043470
If that's all the non-menu sprites, the first 2, then the last 2 before hurt are movement, the other 4 are idle, and yeah.
>>2043605
Wait, the first response came out wrong.
I will try to make one of the two
I can make a different one if you guys want
>>2043605
one problem you might face is that while NT's anthros and humans use six frames to walk, plant only uses four to do the little leaf shimmy thing.
>>2043650
stick with petey for now
>>2041407
how bout piss and semen then
>>2043695
Human urine has lots and lots of nitrogen, from what I've read you'd need to dilute it with water.
Too much nitrogen can damage the plant.
>>2043148
Sure
Go for it dude
>>2043312
What?
>>2043861
Type of Blood
Drinking A Blood can get you killed if you are not A or AB
O is the correct choice
>>2044266
>VAMPIRE Flower
>Caring about type
Vampirism gives an entity modified physiology which allows for the consumption of any blood type, but also requires it.
>>2044277
Thats kinda hot
Would you a rumor weed?
>>2042419
i have no problem with more content being created here so go ahead
>>2043789
ill give it water then, but there will be more piss/semen than water
>>2044818
Well, you might want to report back with your findings then.
Semen also has a bunch of other stuff which I'm not sure how they would react with plants.
>>2041923
Why is Kif making out with that flower?
Anyone wanna see how Swamp Thing fucks human chicks? 16 pages.
>>2045262
why not
>>2045357
Ok, cool.
1/16
>>2045402
Oh this is gonna be good.
>>2045532
Just got back from dinner.
That was a magnificent read, in a manner of speaking.
>Fucks people by showing them the reality of the world and making them trip more balls than a circus clown on Thursday
>>2042857
>Pro tip: make everything but the plant sprites transparent, it will make my life way easier.
like this?
>>2047876
fuck the pic got cropped
gotta see if i can fix this
>>2047922
should be working now
I am going to draw some plants tomorrow
Give requests
>>2048920
A "normal" plant that sucks cock. Flower, bell-shaped. The guy is ejaculating into it, feeding the plant his sperm.
>>2048049
Uh, I meant EVERYTHING transparent except for the plant sprites.
Sorry for the late response, was sleeping.
![1433299229295[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/beTJuTv.jpg "1433299229295[1].png")
>>2050204
>Sleeping
What is this, amateur hour?
>>2042771
>banned for 3 days for posting cropped porn on /vp/
What? I posted a cropped pic where you could still see the tip of a dick and never got banned. The fuck are the mods even doing?
>>2049155
Disappointingly I did not save any others, however I do recall that one other was based on a Brazilian dancer of sorts, with several "eyes" from a Guarana.
I'll start saving any writing material I come across as of now.
>>2053330
Well color me surprised, I had been using fireden this whole time.
Thank you very much.
>>2053359
Here's what we have so far.
One written for a Venus 'Man'Trap, two for a Guarana, and one description of a Rose.
>>2050204
welp.
now i was the one sleeping
>>2053854
Noice
>>2053854
Where's the... where's the shadow masks?
They are the ones in the shape of Plant usually next to the Plant sprites. Pure white.
>>2053935
>pure white
fuck, i was using Ms Paint
i will see if i can use something else for this one
>>2054101
Paint.net is your best friend, no point in using Paint when it exists for FREE.
It's a step below Photoshop and company, but a BIG step up from Paint.
>Has all the basic features of Photoshop except brush styles
>That's it
>>2054171
thanks for the tip lad
also
its one pure white for dying and one for taking damage right?
>>2054256
Alright, I'll test it.
You missed the ultra mutation icons, though.
>>2054318
its probably going to look like shit since i have no idea about how animated sprites works
>>2054360
Alright, someone is going to check it soon I suppose.
I'm sorry, but I can't test it myself ATM but I'm on the phone.
>>2054256
I could've swore the left menu animation sprites had them as well.
I wanna impregnate a plant!
PERFECT flower
>>2040882
I think the most likely plant type to feed off sperm would be a plant that struggled with normal sources of sustenance.
I could see such a plant species evolving on a planet full of non-stop orgies, forming a symbiotic relationship with the humanoids there.
Through "selective breeding", the cock-sucker plant was born.
>>2056707
http://pastebin.com/U3eDZQNB
This was certainly entertaining to write. It's not lewd (yet), but it is based on this idea.
>>2057409
http://pastebin.com/FW3TTBgR
And of course the smut part.
I certainly hope people enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it.
>>2058886
time_to_jerk_off.gif
>>2059177
Just read it and I agree, I really enjoyed the backstory and build up but the actual plant fucking was over too quickly
can someone post the nuclear throne plant throne butt picture where shes laying on her side
i wonder what plant scat porn looks like?
>>2061084
Like fertilizer, since plants consume and use everything that enters their body.
>>2061084
Sniffing and inhaling oxygen?
>>2061084
dark green residue
>>2060999
>>2061084
something like this but replace the berry with some thing green-ish and solid
>>2061333
Thank you very much, I need for a reference
>>2061084
like this obviously
>>2061577
But... the oxygen is vacated from the face, not the roots.
>>2061577
Aren't you one of the fags from /v/ who did some pieces really early on?
I feel like I remember the style.
>>2061745
I think this is the only thing i made before plants were moved to /trash/
I try, currently trying to make a Guarana girl kinda based on >>2053504 but I'm having difficulties because what the fuck is an anatomy
>>2061577
what's that supposed to be?
>>2061816
Just pick a body type like pear or hourglass ect. And run wild with it
>>2061834
what's what supposed to be
>>2062265
nice, I really enjoyed the addition
