The time is NOW
>First 24, gender image yada yada
>Will bump it if it's needed (it probably will)
>Praise Edea to boost your chances at winning
Yung Venuz
Yurei
>>2033033
Kuga
Utsutsu
Ebrietas
>>2033033
Mononobe no Futo
>>2033033
Bikko
Chiaki
>>2033033
Kazuichi Souda
Garry
Desmond Miles
>>2033033
Kaguya Houraisan
>>2033033
Jasper
Female
GENOCIDER SYO
Squid Girl
>>2033002
H-huh? O-of course not ~de geso...
>>2033014
Doesn't dyink hurt even more though? You shouldn't be okay with dyink ~de geso.
>>2033020
Oh? That's great! You can talk to her about it ~de geso!
>>2033033
NEKOMARU
Kino
very fast dog
>>2033033
Foo Fighters
>>2032937
Uhh.. No.
I'm a sea plankton.
>>2032940
I guess that's a good point, I can't really argue with you there.
>>2032943
Uhh, I don't really know what that is, but sure.
I think you've got it.
>>2032951
What's wrong with these?
>She grabs her boobs.
I don't get it, it's just a chest, like yours!
>>2032955
How'd you mean it?
I'm confused.
>>2032968
Oh, woah.
So he's like the president or something.
That's pretty cool.
>>2032971
But you still don't need to say you're better than humans.
Humans are the whole reason I exist, so I love them.
>>2033033
Garnet
I suppose Edea's alright.
A FUCKING SHARK
Sakuya Izayoi
Asellus
Meme
Connie Maheswaran
>>2033033
Chisa
Blue Beetle
>>2033033
Clawdia
Rogue
Squid Kid
Vic Viper
Sakakura
>>2032968
>He frowns
That's pretty fucking weird. I'm glad I haven't run into one of those yet.
>>2032894
I guess you could say that. I've got sharp senses. What was that about taking over humanity? That never ends well.
>>2033071
Sounds accurate from what you told me. Especially the superpower part. Do you have one of those?
>>2033074
Oh, fuck.
>>2033053
BRING AUSSA BACK!
Mii Swordfighter
>>2033071
A sea plankton? But you're a human.... how is that possible?
>>2033098
>For what purpose.
Kate
http://i.4cdn.org/f/Thursgay%E2%99%82Closing%E2%99%82Ceremony.swf
>>2033067
Why not? Why do you care if I know what he told you or not? Is it embarrassing?
>>2033071
>he looks away
J-Just go get your fuckin' water!
>>2032940
Squid Girl...Pretty fitting! If you're persisting that you aren't a mutant, then I guess I don't have much of an argument to make with ya. So, what's a squid like you doing up on dry land?
>>2032943
I guess you could say that.
>She reluctantly pulls her right glove off and places her palm on it.
Wow! It's so soft! It kinda feels dirty, though.
>>2032951
Gross! I'd rather not put a finger in a possibly-hostile stranger's mouth. Is that pink hair natural?
>>2032952
A book...I wouldn't know of any radioactive book with claw-giving properties. This mask? It's just a breather. I could take it off at any time, but I'd rather not breathe any toxic air.
>>2032966
Your hand might turn into a tentacle, or swell up with tumors. You could always just find a mutated animal or something, and see for yourself. Radiation and it's effects aren't a game.
>>2032968
S-So, you're a god?! That's amazing! You're the second god I've ever met, except you actually SEEM godlike! ...Wait, I'm not getting ahead of myself, right? You've gotta be a deity of some sort, right?
>>2032971
I...
>She sighs.
I'm sorry. I just don't wanna risk dying or anything by things I find scary. Why didn't you answer me before?
>>2033007
I-I shot you on accident, cause I though you were the police! You mean, you don't remember?!
3 more?
>>2033098
aussa more like autissa
Kirigiri
So... other anon, Sanicball?
>>2033067
>>2032989
F.F is made of plankton?...Can you eat that?
>>2033118
Izayoi
>>2033106
fuck off
>>2033118
Law Hero
>>2033118
Machi
>>2033118
Andou
>>2033118
Marco
>>2033120
kys
>>2033113
I FUCKING KNEW IT. I KNEW THAT SONG WAS GOING TO PLAY
>>2033117
ohhhh yah
pssh, dat was nothin sweet stuff
u no gods cnt die, rite?
>>2033131
>I was just asking. No need for such language
>>2033119
HA GOTTEM XD
>>2033033
Maria and Harusame
FUCKING CAPTCHA
>>2033119
no shit, right?
>>2033148
>Fuck
>>2033120
I-is she back?
>>2033117
Nope, it's not even close to being natural! I dyed my hair too many times, and this was the aftermath. it's not really the look I was going for, but it kinda works out for me.
>>2033117
Radioactive? Huh? No this book was a demonic book, and no not satanic, more of Chulhu's way.
>>2033117
Well, yeah. It's been through a lot the last couple of days. Why's it so special? They don't have these anymore where you're from?
>>2033113
>Holy fucking kek
>>2033121
If I can run it, sure.
>>2033096
Yeah, I do, but it's kinda complicated.
Try not to freak out, okay?
I'm a sea plankton, using a dead girl's body to walk on land.
That's 'cause of my Stand.
>>2033106
Well, this body is human.
I'm not.
I'm just living inside of it and using it to walk around.
>She sips her water.
>>2033116
Fine! Don't be such a jerk, jeez..
I just accepted money from you and you're being all hostile.
>>2033067
She does not seem to fond of me.
>>2033071
I can understand that but you asked why I consider myself great. I told you, my species is called great ones in Human tongue.
>>2033117
I wish to see a reaction, wether or not I can be sure to gain a new ally, and to see how the mind works under a heavy weight of fear. I do apologize for frightening you
>>2033071
"Ugh, this is going to be hard to explain."
>>2033159
Was your image really that important for an OOC post?
>>2033113
>>2033113
>My sides have left this dimension
>>2033117
I'm not exactly "real" at all, so I might try touching that creature when you aren't looking. What's your name?
How are we looking?
>>2033149
ECKS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2033071
I know, right ~de geso?
>>2033096
Humans have abused the sea unpunished for too long, so I've come to dispense justice! Squid Girl, emissary of the sea, and future ruler of mankind ~de geso!
>>2033116
You. Bet. Your. Beak ~de geso.
>>2033117
I'm here to inkvade humanity for their crimes against the sea ~de geso!
>>2033124
W-why would I eat F.F?? She's my friend ~de geso!
>>2033175
Hmm... I guess I'll have to talk to her then ~de geso.
>>2033071
Indeed, though in this case, mine prince doth be a woman. But...I wouldst still consider her a friend, as well, regardless.
>>2033096
Thou may yet might. I've seen a nekomata called Chen abouts here, whom hath told me of many other whom come here.
>>2033117
Nay, I am a Taoist hermit, whom hath become something more than human.
...Mine prince was a saint, however, whom could on occasion be compared to such.
>>2033098
>Sakuya calm down.
>>2033113
>Jesus christ my sides.
>>2033191
I've programmed Chiaki to be a part of me, so don't worry about that
>>2033191
Awful Wincard for the last winner
>>2033191
Lookin' good!
>Jasper
>>2033174
I'm being hostile because you're being, I dunno, weird! Grabbing your tits like that in public isn't exactly...uh, the right thing to do!
>>2033191
I'm lookin' might handsome there!
>>2033191
Did Chiaki's image not load?
>>2033181
>No, but I do it anyway.
>>2033172
>Alright. Let's go. I'm going to need download it.
>>2033191
For once the menu is actually lookin' half decent. I feel like I could "eat up" a few of these guys with no problem at all.
>>2033191
Looks pretty good, lets get going.
>>2033191
Looks fine host.
>>2033140
Keep your insults to yourself...I have more important cases to solve instead of meddling with you or your words that can only be a detrimental cause to the case.
>>2033162
That would require me to be gone...just because I'm busy solving other cases it doesn't mean that I'd be gone forever..
>>2033191
Hmm...just let the investigation begin, I can't see either of these two helping me in this case so I'll leave as soon as I can.
>>2033191
Ready to go.
>>2033191
I WANNA HEAR YOU SCREAM WITH PRIDE, DISTRICT 6! LEMME HEAR IT!
HEY THERE, TRUE BELIEVERS! YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD CARNAGE IS BACK IN ACTION AND READY TO PROTECT THE MASSES
>>2033174
...
>He's silent for a while before speaking
That...does explain why you'd name yourself after a band.
...sea plankton animating a dead girl? Seriously?
>>2033191
I guess I'll give this another shot.
>>2033204
I guess, pollution and all. But how were you going to take over, oh, 6 billion people who can survive on land, while all fish can do on land is flop around until they die?
>>2033206
Chen? Nekomata? You've lost me.
>>2033247
>He frowns
Carnage? That doesn't sound too friendly.
>>2033191
Let us begin.
>>2033204
No need. I can handle it myself squid.
.
>>2033247
.....
>>2033206
>Implying that was me.
>I thought you knew better.
>>2033247
>Pets
>>2033206
>gay porn
>Jesus Christ my sides
Are you even fucking trying??
>>2033247
How 'bout you go and defend the masses somewhere else? Lika at the bottom of a good ol' river?
>>2033212
Glad to have you back, soldier.
>>2033221
Yeah my computers having a hissy fit right now, sorry
Let's begin.
>>2033204
Is it embarrassing for me or you?
>>2033247
GASP, IT'S DEADPOOL!
>>2033265
>>2033144
I guess so. Still! You had me worried there! I even reached the Nuclear Throne to try and bring you back!
>>2033165
It looks pretty, regardless. I was just curious. You're gonna be a funny looking old man one day!
>>2033168
Pfft, Satan and Cthulhu are myths! It HAD to have been radioactive!
>>2033169
Clothes like these aren't worn where I come from. All I've ever got to wear were these kinds of uniforms.
>She points to her outift.
>>2033189
I'm Rogue. I can't really control whether or not you touch that thing, but you better get ready to hear "I told ya so"!
>>2033204
We never did anything to the- Ooooh, wait. Nevermind. Yeah, I can see why you'd be a little upset over the whole pollution thing. Sorry about that.
>>2033206
So, it seems you've ascended. That's amazing! How did you do that? I wanna do that too!
>>2033175
You shouldn't really consider yourself great, ever. I met a priest one time that thought he was the shit.
He ended up killing people.
>>2033180
It is? Then don't bother, it's fine.
I'll just stop worrying about what people think of me.
Thanks anyways.
>>2033206
Oh, alright.
That's pretty lucky, like being friends with the president.
>>2033220
I didn't know that!
Ugh.. I don't get human customs.
You're all so weird.
>>2033258
Yeah, seriously!
You had one of the nicer reactions..
If it means anything, I consider myself more person than plankton.
>Sip
>>2033265
Counter attack!
>>2033265
It seems i've lost within the bloodbath.
>Jasper
>>2033265
Great job Jasper.
>>2033265
A SWORD!? I DON'T NEED SOMETHING LIKE THAT! A real man fights with his fists!
>>2033265
Bloody party?
>>2033191
Let's begin.
>>2033265
Thousands pardons my dear, I didn't mean to do such a thing.
>>2033265
...
(again...?)
>she keeps the weapon this time, just in case
>>2033265
They always say that a good wine goes perfectly with a well balanced meal and all that crap.
I just have to find my main dish~
>>2033265
Hehe, already off to a good start! That's what you get for triggering me earlier, Jasper!
>>2033281
Oi, don't say it's pretty. If anything it's cool, y'got that?
>>2033265
Oh. Crap, I should have checked first. Damn it, Desmond.
>>2033281
Jumpsuits? With gas masks? Looks like a boring future.
>>2033282
Well, to be honest, you really, REALLY don't look like a dead girl. At all.
>He sees the water cup in your hands
Oh, so that's why...hey, sorry for being a dick earlier about that water.
>>2033285
Hey don't you frown upon me!
>Jasper
>>2033265
Hmm, seems it's time to start up the investigation then and move from this place as fast as I can to avoid detrimental...activities..
>>2033223
got it
what now?
>>2033265
Shoot... wasn't expecting to get lost here.
>Tfw got to download an older verison for online.
>>2033311
>>2033282
...You're not human?
>>2033311
S-STOP SCARING ME!
Okay so, TIL changing the genders restarts the game
>>2033258
Eh, I'll grow on ya. Just you wait!
>>2033259
Whoa now! Is this what they put in the macaroni boxes these days?
D-Did I just quip? I AM a hero!
>>2033262
W-What are you doing!? Stand back citizen! I'M GOING TO STAB YOU
>>2033264
But there aren't any people in a river! Who am I supposed to kill then!?
>>2033268
Is that blood on your claws!? You're a murderer!
Okay, so girls are fragile so I have to do this veeeeery gently...
>clocks the girl
Whew! No eyeballs are out? No broken nose? That's great hero work!
>>2033275
Deadwho?
>>2033281
Then explain this symbol and the weird demonic chanting.
>>2033313
>Did you get the one with online?
>>2033265
With this clan we shall be a force to be reckoned with.
>>2033282
*Sigh*
This will carry out forever, I shall say this. The terms great ones are the labels humans use to describe my race. Humans label that as the name of my race. Understand now?
>>2033306
>>2033327
Looks like we get a redo. Don't mess it up.
>>2033281
wow, wow...
if i hd died, u wulda wastd unlimitayyd powa to tri ta brng mii b@?
oh man, u chiller dan i tot
i gotta do somethin for ya now
Sorry for the inconvenience for anyone who died, or is now not dead.
I promise to make it up to you in whatever way you see fit.
>>2033328
I think I don't want you to grow on me. Really, I'm good.
>>2033327
Let's go!
>>2033305
Yeah, I'm keeping plankton and fluid pumping through this body to keep it from decaying.
I've been blown up, cut apart, you name it. The body always heals up, good as new, 'cause of my Stand.
>>2033326
No, didn't I tell you?
I'm a sea plankton.
>>2033340
Yeah, but you don't have to agree with them..
>>2033325
NIKO
HOW ABOUT WE GO BOWING SOMETHING SOMETHING BIG AMERICAN TITTIES?!
>>2033191
...Mine appears seems to be rather invisible.
>>2033327
Ah, there I am. Take now THIS, maid!
>>2033247
Egads! What manner of being art thou?
>>2033281
Taoist rituals, which mine prince performed upon me during mine slumber.
>>2033282
Aye, I would say so as well.
>She smiles
She honors me with her presence, though I confess, I am rather...displeased with her acceptance of modern ways.
>>2033258
Hm, how to explain it...a nekomata is a cat youkai, whom with age gained a considerable amount of magical might, and the form alike that of a human. Chen wouldst be an individual of her kind I hath seen here.
>>2033263
>I fucking love that song, one way or another. Don't see you mocking anyone else, though I confess that was an exaggeration.
>>2033282
"I've been meaning to ask. What is that on your thumb?"
>>2033290
>forgot to add an image again...gg me
>>2033327
...
I'm gloomy.
>>2033258
Fish? I don't need the help of such creatures. I'm goink to do it all on my own! Me and my surface allies ~de geso!
>>2033259
If you inksist ~de geso.
>>2033266
...both ~de geso.
>>2033281
You bet your beak I'm upset! That's why I don't like humans ~de geso!
>>2033327
You'd better run ~de geso!
>>2033327
Oh FcK
homeboy put us tro a loop ova here
we out
#verifyvenuz
>>2033327
See it all worked out for me!
>>2033346
Alright sheesh!
>>2033353
What is this feeling?...
>Jasper
>>2033353
The women are already swarming around me.
>>2033327
O-Oh...so I didn't get those kills after all...
>>2033328
Uh...Deadpool. You are Deadpool, right?
>>2033353
I guess this is better than dying.
>>2033356
Y-You're...what?
>>2033353
>Screaming frog noise
>>2033327
Strange? Did I die? Why are we doing this again?
>>2033328
What is he on ab-
>2hearts left
Ow! What's with you?! You darn doofus!
>>2033335
yep
>>2033328
>>>>/legion/
>>2033353
Wh-what!? H-how did I do that!?
>>2033327
Baaah. You ruined my "appetite" blondie, so I think you will have to take the place of the main dish.
>>2033328
Ya' never heard about the poor folks that the maffia throws at the bottom of it? Just go 'n kill those people again!
>>2033366
Oh come on, I think you're exaggerating a little bit! How can it be bad for both of us?
>>2033353
fuk is dis bllshiz, yung sis
im supsd ta bee dahero
fuk u, ur adoptd
#GOTTEM #epicburn
>>2033385
Why?
>>2033384
>Okay, make sure to set up a server.
>>2033353
ribbit
>>2033353
I don't even need scissors to crucify people anymore by the looks of it! I can use just one big ass arrow!
>>2033327
Time flows in reverse. Let us begin once more.
>>2033353
I can be of great help humans. Heed me your troubles.
>>2033356
I never said I did. I state my race was stronger then human by large amount. But I do not view myself higher then humans and other lifeforms. I still question why I am viewed as a god.
>>2033297
I mean, I guess you could call it "cool". But I'd say it's cute!
>>2033305
Believe me, it's ANYTHING but boring. Appreciate whatever hardships you may have now, cause a few reincarnations from now and your life's gonna be a living HELL.
>>2033327
I'm only trying to end your painful existence. Sorry.
>>2033331
Part of your mutation, of course. Maybe you have extra mouths on your body somewhere I can't see em.
>>2033351
I felt preeeetty bad about it. You helped me out that one time, so I thought that I should help YOU. Whatcha thinkin' of doing?
>>2033362
Your prince must've been a real nice guy. What happened to him?
>>2033366
How many have you killed so far? 10? 20?
>>2033374
>I'm on mobile whenever I come here, in fact, I'm on mobile right now.
>Deal with it like I have to and stop being such a pussy
>>2033369
>>2033353
'Tis a true Taoist hymn!
>>2033374
>I don't have enough images to be bothered unifying them yet.
>>2033356
That's...pretty amazing, actually. How do those Stand things even work? Some kind of magic? First Civ tech?
>>2033362
So basically a real-life furry?
>>2033366
Surface allies, huh? A few against the army of the U.S.A.?
>>2033374
>Sorry man, RP's part of this community.
>>2033401
Fuck you that's why.
>>2033353
Oh..clumsy me...
Now, my tongue's all burny now...
Even a small mishap like that could prove fatal in the end...so, it would be in my best interest to start watching my step.
YV sets the roof on fire
Edgelord gets abandoned
Bikko and Kirigiri waste NO time.
Souda makes a grave mistake..
Better wipe that up, Kaguya.
I still wonder how you could fall asleep with all that yelling.
>>2033404
k
so how do we connect?
>>2033355
WHY NOT? Just what are you hiding? You a thief or somethin'?
>>2033362
Geez, didn't I say my name already? You really need to improve your listening skills
>>2033380
Of course NOT. I am the Spectacular Carnage-Man. Bask in my heroism!
>>2033383
You're still conscious? Huh, that's new
>>2033385
>wut?
>>2033390
But those are the victims! I'm supposed to kill the bad guys!
>>2033395
Well, it's just weird for me... You'll never find out anyways ~de geso.
>>2033416
U.S.A. ~de geso?
>>2033431
Sorry about that ~de geso!
>>2033413
wat els?
les go rob sum bnks an get da moniz, bb
>>2033434
>I'll join the server.
>>2033431
>slaps ass
Hey babe want sum fuk?
...
GUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hell no! Not even I would do you, potty #2.
>>2033431
This is kinda awkward, but welcome to the team!
>>2033362
Oh, she doesn't talk like you do?
I dunno.. This might offend you a little bit but I'd say she's smart.
I mean, you've gotta be able to talk to people in a way they understand, right?
>>2033363
Oh. I can use clumps of zooplankton to make my fingers into.. Well, basically, a gun.
I copied the guards at my prison, and it works pretty well.
Well enough to pop a hole in somebody!
>>2033380
I'm a sea plankton.
>>2033374
Why would you want to filter me? I'm so used to unfiltered water that filtered water would probably do more harm than good.
>>2033412
Well, good.
How are you stronger than people?
I mean, you're big, but people have strong Stands.
>>2033416
Uhh.. I dunno.
I'm really not the person to ask.
Jolyne or her dad would probably know a lot more than me.
>>2033431
>>2033413
It's not cute! Nothing about me is cute! I wanna be seen as handsome!
>>2033431
>>2033446
O-Oh man, Adachi's not gonna like this...
>>2033435
Ah, I've never heard of you, and I've read a lotta comics. What kinda stuff do you do?
>>2033436
Did he tell you that I like you?
>>2033431
bout ta drop sum rad beats ova her
>>2033413
That doesn't explain the portals though.
>>2033431
Hm? A party? Like a team? Sure, I'll take the bodies of the enemy, alright.
>>2033431
[insert unintelligible swearing and yelling in Spanish here]
>>2033431
Stop slacking all the time! You need to start taking this more seriou-
HEY! WAKE UP!
>>2033431
Please continue. I'm just going to lie down, face down.
>>2033435
They are clearly criminals if ya' ask me. Just look at them being there rotting and screwing up the clean water!
>>2033431
He can wipe it up himself.
>>2033441
I'm at VARETHFAN97, I guess
>>2033431
Sorry to...interrupt, but...
Don't you think our party's off by one particular member...?
>>2033413
She underwent a process much like my own, though of vastly greater power.
>>2033416
What in the world is that? As far as physical characteristics go, she doth retain her feline ears and tails.
>>2033431
>Stares absently in to the flames
. . .
>>2033435
Whom thou are is what thou are.
>>2033450
Towardst those whom I respect, I am...willing to abandon the speech patterns I doth prefer.
>>2033450
S-So you mean...I was...and your tits...this is wrong. This is all so wrong...
>>2033463
Her name is Vraeth.
>>2033431
Pardon me, coming through.
>>2033328
*She approaches the creature*
*Raised on of her tendrils*
>>2033366
*Pats her head*
But I do appreciate the help squid.
>>2033431
A song to cheer the dead spirited
>>2033452
You're sayin' that like I give a shit or I would ever do you, and none of those are true, you smelly bastard.
>>2033431
>>2033459
...
...sigh...O-Okay...
>>2033431
With joyus song and dance we party till' we're sickened with ale!
>Jasper
Blue Beetle has no friends.
Edgelord scams some extra change out of Charm lord and squiddie.
Izayoi falls to a mage shark.
Souda kills the last 3 friends he had.
>>2033452
No, but that's disgustink if you do ~de geso.
>>2033478
You can always count on me ~de geso!
>>2033435
Sleeping is not an option for me, I need to get blood, and you have it all warped up on you...
>she looks closer
Right?
>>2033474
well, I wrote it this way, so there.
>>2033463
>Seems like Sanic ball wants to be a bitch. If you see a dude name Fast on the list. That's me.
>>2033450
....
*She forms a constellation of stars above her head*
>>2033413
>He shrugs
I'm already dead, so it can't get much worse, I think. Hey, at least I saved the world from another solar flare catastrophe. Looks like you can thank me for that.
>He scoffs to himself
Looks like everything paid off after all.
>>2033435
If I need to steal something, sure, call me a thief. Though that's not what I do. I don't think that's any of your business, either.
>>2033431
I thought you aid we'd have to keep her out? At this rate we're going to run out of booze.
>>2033436
The United States of America? One of, if not, the biggest superpower of the world?
>>2033450
Jolyne? Who's that?
>>2033472
So a girl with ears and tails of a cat? And here I thought I'd seen nearly everything of this place.
Furries are pretty weird people, if you ask me. Saw a few of them on the Internet once, they wear bunny suits and go around drawing animal porn. Or something.
>>2033490
I told her to stop bothering me.
>>2033490
This is easy ~de geso!
>>2033490
Oh wait... I was suppose to get demons in you, not out of you...
>>2033479
You should give a hoot if Adachi finds out, because he's gonna be really pissed at both of us.
>>2033490
They weren't my friends, they were just...I dunno, cardboard cut-outs of people I wish were my friends.
>>2033492
Did he tell you that I was planning on stealing your hat?
>>2033440
Bit that's illegal! I don't wanna make a bigger name for myself than I already have!
>>2033452
Well, if you wanna seem handsome, I'd suggest raking some testosterone injects. You're pretty girly!
>>2033456
Portals? Hmm...I've got nothing. They probably have to do with space and time being altered by the abundant toxic waste in the air.
>>2033472
Oh, so they're a girl? Wouldn't that make them a princess?
>>2033490
da partayy lif is hell
fallin out is a go
>>2033490
First, we'll do 100 Pushups! Then, after that, we can run 12 laps, next up comes weightlifting...!
>>2033490
Pay up or both of ya are gonna be having a nice vacation to the bottom of this river with free towels!
>>2033450
"So you're thumb is a gun. Well, that's actually really interesting. But how did you really get to keep it while in prison?"
>>2033490
>>2033517
I wasn't aware I had this. Take it. You'll need it more than me.
>>2033490
Ugh...
Guess my...conversation skills need more work...than I thought.
And a shame, too. This piece...probably would've looked good on him.
>>2033490
>she looks around
I think it was this way...no wait..u-uh...
. . .
>>2033503
Actually, I know some people from America. They're really annoyink ~de geso...
>>2033512
No, that's not it eithe-- What did you just say ~de geso?
>>2033472
Well, that's smart, at least.
Hey, I like you, Motabe no Feeto.
>>2033473
Don't feel too upset, I'm using the body of a dead girl to walk around.
So it's like you're talking to a real girl!
>>2033499
Cool lights you've got there.
What do they do?
>>2033503
Oh, she's my best friend.
I met her in prison and she was the one that gave me a chance to be human.
I owe her, like.. Everything.
>>2033521
Well, I can get rid of it if I need to.
I just put the plankton back into my body, it's easy as that.
I only use it when I need it.
>>2033496
ok I went to the server list to join, but it won't connect to the master server, so I made a server again
>>2033503
W-What? You're undead?! But the apocalypse couldn't have happened in your existence yet! ...Shit. That solar flare, that must've been your form of the apocalypse!
>>2033490
Guess I could just read something
>>2033514
Hmm.
>she reaches for the breather with one of her claws
Can I have that?
>>2033514
da popo cnt toch dis
u in, or or ya 2 pussy
#fuckdapopo
Edgelord is contacted by an old, and now passed friend.
Blue Beetle finally gets it off his chest.
All the while Utsutsu and Kaguya have a feast with a few of their friends.
>>2033452
I, uh, get the bad guys. You know, the hero stuff!
>>2033460
Well, duh. But they're already dead! I can't punish dead people, can I?
>>2033472
...What? Are you even speaking English?
>>2033478
If you think you can beat me in a tentacle fight, THINK AGAIN
>>2033493
Hell, I don't think I have any blood anymore. Its all just Carnage, baby.
>>2033503
I knew it! My Carnage senses were tingling for a reason! You will not escape justice
>>2033490
This is a very bizarre tale.. do they speak of me.?
>>2033492
Indeed I can squid.
>>2033534
Cosmic arcane. I can command to where they shall hit. These stars can be used to heal any ailment or completely destroy a living being.
>>2033512
Nothin' happened and I said I don't give a crap about that Man in Black wannabe.
>>2033526
Thank you for complying to our demans. Please use come back if you ever want to waste your money on crossing a free to pass bridge again!
>>2033547
For real? We hafta stop to take care of that thing? It's just an ugly and nasty worm thing!
Let's leave it behind so an even nastier big bird can eat it!
>>2033547
What am I even reading
>>2033535
>Well shit... There is another way to join, but that involves telling me some stuff that's sercet to you.
>>2033547
No I don't. I have mutual friendly feelings for almost everyone.
>Jasper
>>2033547
Okay, okay, I get it already ~de geso!
>>2033554
Good luck talkink with her. I want you two to be best friends ~de geso!
>>2033547
I think you're alright...what did you expect something weird?
>>2033550
Not with that attitude. You can't punish a little kid with no passion like that!
>>2033547
Those defenses....were rather weak, allowing even someone with my strength pass through.
But, it's no big deal. All this cool stuff...is technically mine now, isn't it? Swords, elixers galore...
>>2033550
....
*She forms a constellation of stars above her head*
>>2033547
Oh.... How thankful of you humans..
I wonder why.
>>2033514
You gotta be blind, because I look nothing like a woman!
>>2033533
How about the fact that I was planning on having off all your hair?
>>2033534
I don't know if that makes me feel any better about seeing your cleavage. I just wanna take back these thoughts I had about you...
>>2033547
Giiive me your mooooney Saaaaakuraaaaa!
>>2033550
What's your power. All heroes have powers, right? Don't tell me you're one of those lame ones that don't have any. That'd be really boring.
>>2033547
I don't want to drink, get off me.
>>2033550
>she goes on a tantrum
WHY DOES NO ONE HERE HAVE BLOOD!
>>2033547
I guess this calls for eating once again.
>>2033547
You're just gonna let a little cold beat you!? MAN UP! SHOW THOSE GERMS WHO'S BOSS!
>>2033556
Don't talk about a teammate like that! We have to work together if we want to win!
>>2033534
You were in prison? What did you do?
Sounds like a good friend, though. She's got a Stand thing too, then? And her dad?
>>2033539
>He shrugs
Well, not a zombie kind of dead, more like a spirit-out-of-body kind of dead. I'm stuck here.
>He shrugs
No, there wasn't an apocalypse because I prevented it. Thanks to the First Civilization I was able to stop the solar flare from frying Earth. Or at least, that's what I remember before the pain.
>>2033550
>He frowns
Oh, don't worry. I already died saving humanity.
>>2033547
>>2033564
Thanks, I guess you're okay, too.
>He frowns
I don't swing that way.
>>2033556
demands*
>>2033559
don't do that
it's kaput
we got to call it off now
I'm sorry, Jasper.
Also a shark tries to catch bugs
>>2033578
Yea, neither do I, no homo, man.
>>2033576
>>2033547
Enjoy...
>she sits down at the table and eats some of the food herself
>>2033503
>She stares blankly
...Modern times truly art strange.
>>2033514
Nay, a prince she is. Time...forgot what her gender were.
>>2033534
...Mononobe no Futo. Or...simply "Futo" shalt suffice.
>>2033550
'Tis often called "Old English", aye.
>>2033547
>>2033561
Insulteth not the ways of Tao further!
>>2033586
>There is always next time... until version 7 gets online.
>>2033589
F-Future Foundation...! Y-you bastard!
I WON'T FORGET THIS!
>>2033556
You say that now, but I'm sure you would if he confronted you about this. He's a murderer, y'know. He'd kill us both in an instant.
>>2033589
It's ironic because when I usually dungeon crawl,I come out with a lot of loot. It was still fun to participate!
>Jasper
>>2033577
HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA...HAHAHHAHAHhhaha...hahaha...
Nah seriously. Let's leave the bird dish behind and let's find some pretty things.
>>2033589
Ahhhhhhhhhhh. It was a girl in the end and not even cute. What a shame... I just wasted my time on a fuckin' broad!
>>2033547
Hmm...I'll just stick to water, no purpose in getting drunk during a case, it'd be nothing but detrimental after all.
>>2033589
That should improve to get rid of the storm in bowels...it should close the case entirely for you and help me solve it as we move on.
>>2033574
No. That's just creepy ~de geso...
>>2033589
Didn't you know squids can fly ~de geso?
>>2033595
I-I don't even know what that is ~de geso!
>>2033589
Holy fuck! How the hell did I do that!?
>>2033592
>He nods
No homo. Who are you?
>>2033595
I agree with you on that one. I just hope things'll be better after all that.
>>2033589
She didn't appear in any of my visions.
>>2033589
I'll...keep these saved for when I'm low on health.
>>2033589
I wonder how much a dragon can bleed.
>>2033589
...!
>she attempts to bring the horse back to life with her powers, but fails miserably
>>2033545
This? No way! I need it! It'd be like me asking for one of your claws. You and I need these things to survive!
>>2033546
B-But....but....
>She sighs.
Alright, I guess so. But I doubt there's any banks left in these wastelands.
>>2033547
O-Oh! That's awfully sweet, but I'm not looking for a relationship right now.
>>2033574
You can't say that when you've got hair that long. At the very least, give it a trim!
>>2033578
That's horrible! I can't believe that happened...Why haven't I heard about you before if you've done something so amazing?
>>2033595
Ah. That's a pretty weird thing to forget, but that doesn't matter. I didn't know Taoism was such a refined spirituality. I'll have to try it out sometime.
>>2033556
I will act as if I did not hear that.
>>2033577
It is far more advanced than a common sickness. You will die if you are infected by it human. Keep your distance.
>>2033589
*Has a butterfly land on a tentacle*
This small creature.. reminds me of myself... Fly home
>>2033554
That's pretty strong, buuut..
I've seen stronger Stands.
>>2033574
What kinda thoughts?
Were they nice thoughts at least?
>>2033578
Well, I was floating around in a lake in the prison, and that's where I got my Stand and where Jolyne found me.
So I guess I was born in prison.
And yeah, she has a Stand, and so does her dad. Theirs are way stronger than mine.
>>2033595
Alright, Feeto, and I'm Foo Fighters, nice to meet you.
>>2033601
I'm using 6.2, should I get an older one?
>>2033606
YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO WIN WITH AN ATTITUDE LIKE THAT! SHOW SOME RESPECT TO YOUR TEAMMATES!
>>2033607
YOU FUTURE FOUNDATION BASTARD! I'LL SHOW YOU NEXT TIME FOR SURE!
>>2033610
I'm The Blue Beetle, can't tell you my actual name, for, y'know Super Hero reasons.
