36 of you shall be pitted in an arena of death!
>First 36, gender image yada yada
>Will bump it if it's needed
>Praise Edea to boost your chances at winning
Andou
>>2029798
A Mysterious Tablet
>>2029798
Bikko
Starman
>>2029798
Clawdie
I'll use Edea's blood carefully
Blue Beetle
Riki the legendary heropon
Eggman-kun
Tiny Captain
Street Performer
Utsutsu
Oreki
Kino
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
Praise Edea!
>>2029798
Asellus
>>2029798
Boba Fett
Desmond Miles
Squid Girl
Cirno
Undead-chan
Guess you guys had it covered~
Meme
Mysterious dancer
>>2029798
Gehrmen The First Hunter
Stocking
Shadow
>>2029798
Mononobe no Futo
Vic Viper
Ema Skye
Kanno Naoe
Matsuda
The 278th mobile infantry
Fairy
>>2029813
banned
1 more
Ebrietas
>>2029798
Sitting this out Yin
Peecha chakka no wookie boonowa tweepi soloHo ho ho ho hooooo.
MC Ride
Nowi
>>2029856
No god
>>2029813
banned
1 more
>>2029781
Hell? What the fuck?
>He thinks a while before speaking
Wait...seriously?
>>2029785
Arena? What do you mean?
>>2029788
The Animus. A machine I spent most of my time in. Who are you?
>>2029795
>>2029782
>That obvious, huh?
>>2029856
What? What I say? I said I'll use it carefully, that's a sign of love you doofus.
>>2029798
>not praising agnes or airy
Yurei
It always comes down to the hunters' helper to clean up after these sorts of messes. Tongiht, Gehrmen joins the hunt.
>>2029856
>banned
I keked
>>2029872
>The entrance kinda gives it away
>The tablet only grows louder over time, starting to vibrate on the floor.
Sakakura
>>2029856
Hihi!~
Miyafuji Yoshika
>>2029872
Fighting to the death at the whims of a bunch of hosts. Never being able to die. Being stuck with a bunch of weird-ass strangers. If this isn't it, it's damned close.
>>2029889
Me thinks something needs to shut up.
>>2029872
The Arena is where people from across the world fight in bloodly combat! It's wonderful to say the least.
>>2029889
Hm?
Make any changes necessary, check for mistakes, you know the deal.
>>2029889
Riki want to know!
>turns over
>>2029844
Bring Aussa back!
>>2029889
>sales at pawn shop
>>2029757
>>2029858
What manner of being...?
>>2029759
>>2029829
'Tis my preferred manner of speaking, as...dated as it were.
>>2029765
>>2029872
>She flinches, a fireball appearing at her fingertips as she hops a short distance back
>>2029764
>>2029866
The former, of course.
>>2029791
>>2029810
What strange contraption...?
>She reaches out and pokes it
>>2029783
>There are more Dangans than there are witches.
>>2029889
>>2029791
>grabs and holds it the wrong way
What a weird square!
>>2029908
Looks great, lets get a move on!
>>2029837
Ayy bb want som fuq?
>>2029908
Everything looks wonderful!
>>2029908
Looks fine host.
>>2029908
>>2029890
Give him my spot!
>>2029908
>Fuck, I just remembered that I'm working 12 hours straight tomorrow.
Please give my spot to whoever is next in line.
>>2029908
Alright let's go.
>>2029914
Clearly
>>2029872
>That obvious, huh?
>>2029914
Here riki go!
>>2029908
Shit...
FLCL season 2 claiming roster when?
>>2029911
Welcome to Nicaea!
Would you like a Male or Female guide?
>>2029908
>labeled it as Sitting it out Yin
>puts me in anyways
You obviously didn't read it carefully
Swap for >>2029869
>>2029929
>giving a dingle berry your spot
>giving a dingle berry filler your spot
Late Mii Swordfighter
>>2029908
Looks good.
>>2029798
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>2029872
I'm Squid Girl, emissary of the sea ~de geso!
>Teleports in via Bonfire
Hello, hello!
>>2029942
Season 2?
>>2029942
>Hook me up with a roster and I can do it, I did the Dangan and Witch one anyways.
>>2029914
RADICAL
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>>2029914
*She approaches the female*
*Raised one of her tendrils*
...
>>2029771
...
*She approaches the child*
>>2029773
I am pleased to see you well.. but please control yourself...
>>2029776
A hunter...?
>>2029785
Well... I wouldn't consider resting traveling much.
>>2029788
Rest my little one. Resting and dreaming.
>>2029799
Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos
>>2029908
Let us begin
>>2029951
you look good
>>2029887
>>2029936
>Darn, and here I thought I'd be sneaky with it. Oh well.
>>2029895
>He stares at you, a little perplexed
Huh. I didn't imagine Hell would be like this. Doesn't sound too bad.
>>2029905
Fight to the death? That's...pretty interesting. So this is Hell?
>>2029908
Here goes nothing...
>>2029914
>He jumps back, startled, and puts his hands in front of him
Whoah! Calm down, lady!
>>2029956
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>>2029967
>Corrin
>>2029956
>jumps infront of undead-chan
>>2029970
(You)'re a big guy
>>2029945
But that was his only entry, it isn't filler.
>>2029956
Hello there, how are you this fine day?
>>2029966
Ah, excuse me then. I thought you were traveling.
>>2029969
If you think it is.
>>2029969
you do the long rp interactions and entrances, not bad but it gives you away instantly and is really easy to make fun of
>>2029956
Ummm...Riki want whatever!
>>2029956
Riki say hi!
>>2029956
Hunter, your presence some how soothes.
>>2029966
That's a little long, just for sleepink. Is that really all you've been doink ~de geso?
>>2029967
...Corrin?
>>2029980
My first point still stands :^).
>>2029984
kek
>>2029944
Then why did you post..?
Final check.
>>2029976
Aussa was better.
>>2029934
Modern speech doth rest poorly with mineself.
>>2029956
Again with the damnable teleportation!
>>2029966
>She grimaces, but stands firm, hiding her hands away in her robes
>>2029969
>She scoffs, the flame dissipating as she clasps her hands together under her sleeves
Thou startled me, human.
>>2029998
the street performer is named sakukura
>>2029992
He reminds me of Sanya.
>>2029984
>HOW DO I KEEP MESSING THESE UP FUCK TOP ONE WAS MEANT FOR
>>2029943
>>2029998
Just to test you.
>>2029984
Defaulting to female...
Hey there! Welcome to Nicaea. What should I call you?
>>2029901
You really ought to be nicer! I've been calling for help for ages!
>>2029905
"Hm?" yourself! I was stuck with my face to the floor for like, hours!
>>2029914
Hey! I felt that!
Okay, I didn't actually, but still!
Be more careful with expensive things!
>>2029916
Hey, I'm upside-down! Put me back, put me back!
>>2029966
Oh, Great One. Grant us eyes.
>>2029976
Well this made my day, thanks anon.
>>2029966
>she smiles, then jabs her claws forward in the air
I'm here for your blood.
>>2029998
Looks well, hopefully my nickname can be nice.
>>2029976
>I like FLCL and all, but it really doesn't need more seasons ~de geso.
>>2030013
Don't be so angry little one. We all make mistakes.
>>2030021
I'm sorry to hear that. Anywho, would you mind telling me why you are inside a tablet of all things?
>>2030010
Fixd
Let's begin.
>>2029982
>He frowns, a little upset
What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Is this Hell or isn't it?
>>2030009
>He lowers his hands, relieved
Hey, no problem, I guess. I'm a little startled myself. Who are you? Do you have any idea what this place is?
>>2029983
>I guess I shouldn't have done that if I'd wanted to keep it secret. Suppose I don't really mind.
>>2029976
>Thanks, anon. Always makes me smile to hear some good feedback.
>>2029970
Thanks Anon, I'll put'em with the rest.
>>2029974
W-what the... who are you?
>>2029982
I'm doing well, still flirting with all the girls around here?
>>2029984
Hello... fluffy... thingy....
>>2029985
Sorry to disappoint, I am no hunter, I am the Chosen Undead, or Dark Lady... but Chosen Undead works well enough.
>>2030009
Hey, I had to earn that, and it wasn't easy!
>>2030041
Who needs spears with tentacles like these ~de geso?!
>>2030041
>>2030009
Best 2hu
>>2030041
I guess these'll come in handy at night. Let's go.
>>2030041
>moments later she revives at the portal
I need to get things straight...
>>2030043
I am a fountain of blood, in a shape of a little girl.
But I like Clawdia better, so call me that.
>>2030021
Riki the legendary heropon!
>>2030043
Riki is nopon, best nopon!
>>2030041
Let's get started.
>>2030041
And we're off!
>>2030042
It's only hell if you make it hell. This place can be quite fun depending on what you do. But if you want this place to be hell, then make it hell for you.
>>2030043
Yep. It's what I do best.
I got told some of you are being lazy when it comes to the hunting-
That's not true is it?
>>2030041
Run like you mean it!!
>>2030059
You mean worst.
>>2030031
Hpmh...
*Shoved her away*
It would be wise if you do feel it
>>2029956
*Wraps her tentacle around her*
Undead...
Hello.
>>2029883
>>2030022
....
A hunter...
I recognize a hunter when I see one
>>2029987
You'd be surprised how long I use to slumber before. Usually centuries.
>>2029982
Hmm... How interesting of you to say..
>>2030041
Onwards we march
>>2030080
I-I'm not lazy, I just like to plan ahead that's all ~de geso!
>>2030092
Why do you sleep so long ~de geso?
>>2030021
>puts next to my ear
Hello? Is someone in there?
>>2030021
...quick uh, quick question, what are you, and how do I get my own?
>>2030088
Better than 90% since cute
>>2030088
That's not Nue.
>>2030092
Where did monster go?
Very nice, Blue Beetle, but that won't make you any better of a Hero if you're not out there training, you know..
Kino beats a professional bounty hunter in arm wrestling,
An entire infantry is kicked out of a 3 man party.
Sakakura breaks Undead-chan's heart, how cold.
Desmond makes a daring escape.
>>2030043
An Undead? No, no that does not sit well with me. >>2030092
I was once a hunter. in a pass life.
>>2030009
*She freezes*
Most would run in fear by now...
>>2030092
>Pic was frenzied
>>2030038
Well that's an easy question to answer, I'm the guide of the Demon Summoning App!
It's not working right now, though.
Sorry!
>>2030069
Aaalrighty, then, Reekee! Sorry to tell you but the App isn't working right now, but don't worry, I'm still here to be your guide!
My name's Tico, nice to meet you!
>>2030101
Look at the screen!
It's me, my name's Tico! Hold me the right way!
>>2030102
I'm the guide of the Demon Summoning App, and Nicaea! My name's Tico, nice to meet you!
>>2030092
>grabs a tentacle with one of her claws
Puh-please, you think this'll keep me away from your blood?
Ah, hello there. It appears everyone is feeling quite good! I do not see a hollow in sight!
>>2030080
I hope not, my dear. Laziness simply holds one back! You must over come those desires to be complete!
>>2030108
Shrimp? You shouldn't have! Thanks a bunch ~de geso!
>>2030041
>>2030075
>He frowns, trying to make sense of it all
So, this place isn't Heaven or Hell? What would you say it is? Obviously I don't wanna be in Hell...
>>2030108
>Searches for an escape using his Eagle Vision
A painting? Come on, that's classic...
>>2030126
Wow, a knight? Seriously?
>>2030108
The fairy? Hm. I see why not.
>>2030021
What in the...?
>>2030042
I am Mononobe no Futo, a Taoist.
>She bows
This place? 'Tis simply called "The Arena", or so mine prince hath told me.
>>2030043
It doth make twice today.
>>2030113
Things that I art afraid are oft burned to the ground.
>>2030135
>Literally who.
A shit, that's who.
>>2030108
So, you're too scared to go alone?
Fine, I'll join
>>2030126
>taps his helmet with her claws, looking confused
>>2030092
So why were you resting if I may ask?
>>2030108
>Vanish
This is cloak is quite handy. I may need to keep this for myself.
>>2030123
I see... well good luck with that.
>>2030134
I say it's the middle ground. It's not hell or heaven.
>>2030123
Did I hear you just say... Demon Summoning?
>>2030126
Hey dude.
>>2030123
Uh-hu-wait Demon Summoning App, you mean like from SM-...you mean like in those video-....like from those sto-....you mean that thing that summons actual demons?
>>2030123
>grabs
>holds right way
Are you okay in there?
>>2030138
>>2030146
I'm sure I'll have to carry this team
>>2030067
Interesting... so... Clawdia, are you a demon, or just another human with big ambitions?
>>2030069
Nopon? What the hell is that?... and don't say "me"...
>>2030075
I guess it's best to stick with what you know, but maybe you should only flirt with one girl at a time, be easier to get with'em~
>>2030092
H-hello again Ebrietas! Good to see you again, I hope you've been well~
>>2030108
Wait, I don't even know you!
>>2030110
Why? Are you afraid of the Undead?
>>2030126
Ah, if it isn't my Good friend Solaire, good to see you again~
>>2030138
What? Can't I teleport as much as I want?... Wait twice?
Bikko finds her crowd.
Mobile Infantry is planning a future with a young girl..
Sakakura is seeing things, or is he?
Desmond is looking for someone to spend some Q T with.
A Mysterious Tablet falls for a trick from a few vile witches.
>>2030146
I art more concerned for the human's well-being.
>>2030123
Riki like guide lady! What guide lady guide Riki through?
>>2030108
These beast do not contain blood.
>>2030175
Yeah! Pass me another one!
>>2030175
Nyaa ~de geso?
>>2030175
>sneezes
I have a feeling that somewhere, someone is being a weirdo.
>>2030175
Alright, now that you're all here....
Who's up for a game of hide and seek?
>>2030176
I'm sure she'll be fine
>>2030138
Mononobe no Futo? Sounds Japanese...do you mind if I call you Mono?
I guess I'll introduce myself, too. I'm Desmond Miles, and I have no idea how the hell I got here.
>>2030153
So some kind of purgatory? Figures...wait, does that mean I'm dead?
>>2030175
Maybe this'll help me...no idea how stuff works around here...
>>2030175
Y'kno-Y'know what, you're pretty alright.
>>2030126
Exactly!!
You might want to take off the armour, you'll dehydrate so quickly in that
>>2030100
Well tell me your plan for when you hunt,
I wanna see a proper hiking route!
>>2030197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_xyc3rg0ko
>>2030134
Indeed so! You have quite the eye, my friend.
But, why wouldn't I be serious?
>>2030150
Do you like my helmet, little one?
>>2030162
I do not think I seen your face before. Tell me, what is your name?
>>2030174
Likewise, Chosen! I see you're dealing with your little 'problem' quite nicely!
Fuck yeah.
>Lenny
>>2030174
I am unable to wake you up from this long dream.
>>2030174
I'll ponder on that Undead... but don't expect me to do it right away.
>>2030175
Nothing like a good drink to raise the spirits, right ladies?
>>2030207
You might be dead. I don't know how this place works sadly.
>>2030175
Feels like home now.
>>2030214
>Pic
>>2030138
To answer your question, my name is Tico. I'm the guide of Nicaea, the Demon Summoning App and its website!
Nice to meet you!
>>2030153
Thanks! Are you planning on summoning any demons in the future?
Would you like a coupon to our auction house? Your first demon, 20% off!
>>2030162
Thaat's right you did! It's not working right now though, sorry! Want a coupon for when it comes back online?
>>2030163
Yep! Actual, real life demons!
Sorry though, the auction house is down right now. Do you want a coupon?
>>2030166
Yep, I'm just fine, being a collection of pixels and all.
Welcome to Nicaea!
>>2030180
You're at Nicaea, the website for our demon summoning app.
We're down right now, but I'm still here to guide you through, um.. Our coupon page!
Yeah!
>>2030108
Hmph.. worthless human..
>>2030100
I just do. Like most of my brothers and sisters.
>>2030107
*Taps his head*
>>2030110
Most hunters have a certain scent to them... One I recognize to well.. odd. Do you have a name?
>>2030125
No.. I am warning you. You will not handle my blood. This is for your own good.
>>2030153
With all this cosmic arcane I contain it takes time to replenish the used power.
>>2030175
Huh.. a good rest.
>>2030138
Hmmm... A user of fire I presume?
>>2030211
My name is Yurei. Nice to meet you.
>He offers his hand.
>>2030225
No need.
>He shows his COMP
I already got a demon summoning device.
>all these chain replies
>>2030213
B)
>Lenny
>>2030209
Hunt? I think you've misunderstood. I'm here to inkvade mankind ~de geso!
>>2030231
Brothers and sisters? Do they look a lot like you ~de geso?
>>2030238
ayyyy it's like the olden days
>>2030174
Some other human, he hath appeared in but a flash of light just before thineself.
>>2030207
"Futo" wouldst suffice, but aye, I hailed from Japan.
Many beings doth simply appear here, 'twould seem, plucked from their lives.
>>2030225
...What in the world are such things?
>>2030231
An' many others beyond such, but I've...
>She clears her throat slightly
A penchant, one couldst say, for fire.
>>2030174
Nopon is race Riki is, most live in frontier village.
>>2030175
Riki is sorry, do friend need help?!
>>2030225
Well Rik-what, demon summoning?
>>2030231
GAAAHHHH!
Gehrman begins his hunt, first target is defeating Jabba in an arm wrestling match, apparently.
Asellus gets a creative kill.
Can't keep a good girl down, or, something..
Futo learns from Desmon, gaining a sly double kill.
Shadow..leaves no survivors.
>>2030225
But I don't even use the Demon Summoning program, a lot of good that coupon would do...
>>2030231
Gehrmen.
>>2030225
>opens safari
>gets to google
>>2030174
I like to think I'm both, though demon sounds about right.
>>2030211
Are you made of metal? That's weird
>she taps it some more
>>2030231
I'm not taking the actual blood, just something from it.
>she pinches the tentacle
>>2030209
Dehydration is a small price to pay for protection! Perhaps you should armor up? Being so exposed can be dangerous, maiden.
>>2030237
>shakes the hand
Its a pleasure, Yurei. I am Solaire of Astora.
I can you are not a knight like I, yes? Are you...a scholar of sorts?
>>2030251
I could just carry you all across with my tentacles ~de geso.
>>2030175
Just... stay away
>>2030251
lets just sit here
>>2030225
I have no need for such thing. I'm currently taking care of something right now.
>>2030231
Must be troublesome regaining your powers... right?
>>2030251
I'm sorry to be the cause of your death, please forgive me.
>>2030251
Riki is bestest at bridge taxing!
>>2030213
>>2030244
>what's that exactly?
>>2030251
You want that much money, unbelievable!
>gives 1000 dollars in Monopoly money
>flies away
>>2030251
Behold now, the secret techniques of Futo, and the ways of Tao!
>>2030221
>He thinks for a while, still confused
Well, now that you say so, I might be dead, but I'm not sure. I can't remember anything right now.
>>2030249
Futo. Got it.
Plucked from their lives? Like, just randomly getting here while minding their own business?
>>2030251
Wow. How'd she do that!?
If young metro don't trust you
>>2030265
I'm no scholar, just some guy from Japan as all. I'm nothing special really.
>>2030272
It's for the better.
>>2030211
I wouldn't call it a problem... I'd call it... an advantage, since men seem to have difficulty killing cute girls around here.
>>2030214
Heh... well that's because I am an Undead from a time far before yours... You must be a Hunter if your attire is anything to go by...
>>2030221
Just call it friendly advice~
>>2030249
Oh, well what's wrong with teleporting?
>>2030250
I've never seen something like you before... where do you hail from?
>>2030251
Fair is fair.
>>2030263
Another "Demon" geez... I meet too many of you guys!
>>2030267
please don't
Kino sleeps with the help of a relaxing tune..
The party leaves a cripple behind, how cruel.
The infantries inviting dinner over!
It seems Shadow does have a heart.
>>2030251
That's pretty coo-
>>2030263
Nothing of the sort! This is simply armor, my dear!
You see?
>pulls back the chain mail sleeve, revealing a musclebound arm
>>2030237
You already have an app? Great! Then you probably have a Tico of your own and don't need me to explain anything, right?
>>2030249
I'm the guide of an auction house website where people can buy and sell demons! You know what a demon is, don't you?
>>2030250
Yep, you heard me right, Reekee! Real life demon summoning, at the touch of a button!
Isn't that groovy?
>>2030253
Sorry about that! You can get one at our website, www dot nicaea dot org!
>>2030255
Wait, d-
>Is smushed into a separate tab
>>2030272
Alright, well have fun with that!
Find me again when our app is back up and running!
>>2030279
>'Sir You're Being Hunted', it's a survival game where you're pitted against tweed-wearing robots who wanna kill you. I did pretty well. Next time it's on sale I'd recommend getting it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9ILLMOeDcs
>>2030298
Why not? It seems like the logical thing to do ~de geso.
>>2030299
Is it shrimp ~de geso?!
>>2030174
I have. Mostly slumbering in my new found home.
>>2030247
No.. nothing like me. All of us are different.
>>2030251
How...disappointing.
>>2030254
Gehrmen.
I am Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos. I take it you know of my kind.
>>2030249
Hmm.. interesting. Do you have a name?
>>2030263
Very...well.
*She drips some of her blood on the child, causing frenzy*
>>2030261
How uncanny... Already defeated
>>2030285
Well, often while going from one location towards another, but yes, it doth appear so.
>>2030293
...It doth startle me.
>>2030308
I most certainly do, and I doth despise them.
...What be-eth a..."web-site"?
>>2030238
You sound like your eyes need a workout, read sone fitness books, and then long text wont strain your sight anymore!
>>2030247
Well if you want that~
Then you'll need the MILITARY fitness regime!
So drop down and give me twenty! You think youre gonna stop mankind with that health!
>what have you gotton yourself into squid girl
>>2030265
But you'll pass out and then no armour can save you!
>>2030285
Ah, memory loss seem to be quite the popular thing around here. But do not worry, your memory will come back to you.
>>2030291
But I feel so bad about it... well you forgive me? Please.
>>2030293
And I will heed to that advice
>>2030299
Is it storytime?
>>2030310
>oh, good job, I'll look into it
>>2030308
Uh-huh, I'll be sure to keep that site name in mind..
>>2030308
What the hell is a Tico? I don't have that on my COMP.
>>2030272
Indeed. But with this I can stay wake for ages without suffering fatigue.
>>2030293
Well, I'm more of a "demon" of some weird squid-monster.
Something something- Cthulhu
>>2030303
Huh, so you can bleed right?
>poking the arm
Why is it so strong? It's not another armor is it?
>>2030323
Thank you.
>as it drops on her, she simply shrieks loudly and begins to pounce on random directions, clawing at the walls and the floor
>>2030293
Riki is from frontier village, on the bionis back.
>>2030299
Oooohhhhh, Riki feel sicki...
>>2030308
Riki no want to know more anything!
>>2030323
Really? That doesn't make any sense. Most animals look similar to their family ~de geso...
>>2030328
Eh? Twenty? Twenty what ~de geso?
Squid Girl underestimates her flue technique.
Kanno goes berserk on the infantry
Street Performer gets a very nice kill.
Is it even possible to annoy that thing?
Shadow's party still can't stop fighting.
A tragic death for a poor girl..
>>2030315
I would prefer to do nothing
>>2030355
Oh good, how surprising
>>2030342
If only I had that power, I could do a lot of things in one day.
>>2030355
Sorry to do such a thing, but I need to win this game at any cost.
>>2030355
This is my best plan that I have ever made
>>2030335
>Thanks Cirn. Hope the games have been interesting and the drama toned down to an acceptable minimum.
>>2030352
Twenty press ups! Thats an ORDER Private!!
Kind of multitasking with my hunting. What did I miss?
>>2030355
Sidekicks, fight hard!
>>2030211
Well, it's just that...this place's getting weirder all the time. It's just that I haven't seen knights outside of the Animus before. Who are you?
>>2030326
>He's silent for a while, attempting to make sense of it all
So...people get snatched from their lives, transported here, and then fight to the death? How would they get back?
>>2030329
I hope so. I'd like to figure out what the hell happened to make me end up here.
>He sighs and sits down on the ground
So have you been here a while?
>>2030355
I guess I'll need some new clothes if I'm here for the long run...
>>2030355
Hey, you're supposed to stay awake when I play music ~de geso...
>>2030365
That's not the right attitude to have. You should be more outgoink ~de geso!
>>2030373
P-press ups...? Why should I take orders from you in the first place ~de geso?
>>2030326
A website is a page on the internet! How do you not know that? That's, like, so 2007!
Why don't you like demons? They can be great companions!
Maybe I can show you to the Avian demons, those are a good start for skeptics, they're super cute!
>>2030336
Yeah, please do! I'll see you on our website if you ever come by!
Anything else you need?
>>2030339
I'm Tico! I guide the newbies through our website, Nicaea!
>>2030349
Oh, why not, Reekee?
Don't tell me you don't like demons!
>>2030308
>googles Sanya Litvyak porn videos
>clicks on the first video
>switches back to your tab while it plays in the background
What was that?
>>2030323
New home huh? Where's your new home?
>>2030326
Heh... sorry about that, I can't really tell anyone I'm teleporting in... you just gotta listen for it!
>>2030345
More demon the Cthulhu, less Demon then me, so what's up with your hand-.... C-claws?
>>2030349
......You confuse me... I wanna visit your world!
>>2030355
Too tired... to.... stay awake....
The tributes face their greatest challenge yet.
>>2030381
I've been here for quite some time. I still haven't discovered this place's secret, but I will eventually... hopefully.
>>2030290
Japan? Hmm, I do not think I ever heard of such a place. It must be very far from Lordran. Did you travel here all by yourself?
>>2030293
Of course! Why would any man truly WANT to kill a young girl?
>>2030328
That is why I improve myself, so I do not pass out often. To utilize armor effectively, you must maintain the healthiest of bodies!
>>2030345
I suppose I gained such strength in my travels as a knight. I'm afraid the chain mail was the only armor protecting my arms
>>2030374
You missed a game, my friend
>>2030381
I am Solaire of Astora. Who might you be?
>>2030250
Can you not...?
>>2030345
*She stands there watching her*
...
>>2030352
My race is different from lower beast. We were considered gods among others.
>>2030369
..
It would be possible for me to teach you my arcane. However it would be far inferior compared to me
>>2030372
>yeah it's goinf pretty well at the moment
>>2030323
I am Mononobe no Futo, a Taoist and shikaisen.
>She bows, her arms still hidden in her sleeves, a look of suspicion clear on her face
>>2030381
Only some, at the least. Often, one doth get simply the glory of being the last one standing. Or so 'twould seem to mineself, I had only arrived yesterday upon the insistence of mine prince to "get out more".
>>2030395
I am rather...out of touch in regards to the outside world.
>>2030402
Hmpf....
>>2030403
Cool it's flame, fairy! HAHAHA!
>>2030399
>>2030387
No it would be better if I wasn't
>>2030403
This will make a fine edition to my collection.
>>2030408
Not out yet.
>>2030387
You said you wanted to inkvade so you need to be strong enough! You think the squid army will take slackers?
Now do it!
>>2030408
Whats your excersize routine? I walk a marathon every day!
>>2030399
>Sanya is such a whore she has porn videos up on google
Lmao smdh eila
>>2030395
I don't have a Tico or this... Nicaea in my COMP, just this.
>He shows you the screen of the Demon Summoning Program.
>>2030408
I just kinda of woke up here. Don't know how I got here. Strange to say the least.
>>2030403
>from the flames
I'll be back
>>2030399
>I google Sanya Litvyak porn videos
>first result is some guy jacking off in sanya cosplay
>>2030412
>Good to hear!
>>2030329
>she lets out a small sigh
It's okay...no hard feelings.
>>2030411
Oh hush now, I bet I can mimic your arcane just fine. It's what I do.
>>2030426
Good on you! Do not give up! You are so close to victory!
>>2030427
Well...I slay fiends and beasts once in a while, then I stare into the beautiful sky for quite a long time.
>>2030403
Hah! Eat that, dragon! You were no match for my ten tentacles ~de geso!
>>2030411
Huh? Why does that make you look different ~de geso?
>>2030424
Come ooon! You've gotta try ~de geso!
>>2030427
I can handle all the humans in the world with my tentacles tied behind my back, I don't need to train ~de geso!
>>2030395
Demons are scary, demons are bad, Riki no like!
>begins to run away
>>2030402
Bionis is nice, you should!
>>2030403
Gaaaaahhhh, stupid dinobeast!
Can you guys recommend some good movies to watch? Also, I am sorry host.
>>2030404
>He nods
I guess I will, too. Not much else to do, anyway. Who are you?
>>2030408
Solaire...of Astora? I've never heard of that country before...are you even from Earth?
My name's Desmond Miles.
>>2030416
Arrived? You mean you got here by yourself?
>>2030403
A dragon!? What th-
>He gets slaughtered in the Arena, but wakes up outside of it, unscathed
Uhn...what the...fuck just happened?
>>2030403
Hmph, I've had practice at this before...
>>2030408
Well there was that Petrus fellow... But I finished him off, when Lautrec told me about his deeds...
>>2030416
Alright, Alright, Sorry, look it's a very distinct sound, like a harsh wind going through a trees leafs.
