Hunger Games Hangout Hang Yourself Editon
>>201525
Tried hanging myself.
didn't die
>>201524
That sucks. I have a much better pursuit. One that only wastes three or four shells at maximum.
>>201525
I heard there wasn't a Reimu
>>201525
>Iz bee hong
Don't fuckin pick up reimu if you don't know anything about touhou. If you need a cute anime girl to attach to your posts just do a shipgirl damn it
>>201533
mfw
People aren't for hanging, jackets are
>>201535
>revives again
>it works
>it really works
>me RP is good
>Aaliyah
What are some good games for a Wii U? never had a nintendo console before and just got this thing.
>>201525
>throws rocks at this stupid thread
>>201524
This isn't more of that cuddle with a struggle stuff... right?
>>201536
This honestly.
It's better to pick up a secondary character and slowly learn about Touhou that way.
>>201539
>Still hanging, dies again
>Tfw you made thread first but linked last
God damn it.
>>201525
End my suffering.
>>201541
>kills you
>>201536
I picked up remilia when I didn't know shit about touhou. I think I turned out fine
2hu ava
Try this:
>>201484
Roll again if
>>201465
>>201540
New Super Mario World an NES Remix
>>201524
It's lewd.
>>201541
>Generic yosuke being generic
>>201551
Rawl
>>201536
Yeah
That's kinda obvious
Even more so because Reimu is THE protagonist of the entire series
>>201550
>Was going to pick a Touhou, but wanted to play game before making choice
>>201545
>cuts down
>turns rope into handcuffs for reasons
>revives with the power of the Lord
>>201546
That's Krillin for you.
>>201553
>urge to post lewds intensifies
>>201540
Smash 4
MK8
SM3DW
Bayonetta 2
Donkey Kong Tropical Beat
Super Mario Maker
>>201518
>Nod nod
>>201520
>Giggles
I know~
>>201524
>Leaps into chest, hugs and nuzzles~
>>201551
I wanna see what I get.
>>201560
this is what i get for sucking
>>201554
Who is this Yosuke I am keep hearing of...
>>201548
>can't even scratch
Really anon?
>>201551
Yuuka get
>>201551
Well I guess I could roll for fun. It wouldn't hurt anybody, after all.
>>201565
>giggles
Cute... What would you do if I touched your go home?
>>201572
>off by one for Komachi
Fucking kill me.
>>201559
>Wanting to Blue-Ball me more
You get a kick out of this, don't you?
>Bobby
>>201570
brb killing self
>mfw I somehow got in this.
GET YOUR NEW WAIFU!
>>201551
86 get
>>201551
I'll roll just because.
>>201565
>Why is she so cuuuuuuuuuuuute?
>>201575
Yes.
>>201576
Dunt du it Anoon
>>201577
>still not on this
>shoots self
>>201577
>on here 3 times
Gonna be my own waifu.
>>201551
Why not?
>>201577
Roll cause why not
>Maria Naruse
>>201551
Mokou block
>>201577
My addiction! Roll.
>>201532
Explain.
>>201526
Hello Garry~
>>201543
It's Rape is time!!
>>201553
It's not lewd, its.. okay it's lewd.
>>201565
Oh god.. Hello~
>Craddles
Isn't it past your bed time little Princess??
>>201577
give me izaya
>>201577
Roll
>>201577
roll
>>201577
Rolling can be fun.
>>201577
just do it
>>201591
My waifu is dead. Neat.
>>201577
Got nothing better to do anyway
>>201589
Damn you stole my izaya
>>201587
I'm going to disagree with you...
>>201577
...Please not Saika.
>>201577
I think I understand when you'll be here now..How are you doing?
>>201577
Why not...
>>201577
wasn't thre an updated version of this?
also rolling
>>201587
It's lewd. Extremely lewd. Incredibly lewd, even!
>>201580
I ended up with Dio. I'm okay with that.
Which 2hu game should I play first?
And is there any english version?
>>201594
>Rolled
>got Rei
>>201580
Why
>>201587
Lewd is bad mang.
>>201604
>For when you decide
http://www.vocaloidotaku.net/?/topic/201-touhou-game-downloads/
>>201605
YES
>>201577
Rolling Stone
>Bobby
>>201611
>mfw it was just a blind roll
>>201608
Because I can.
>>201611
I play it for the plot.
THE PLOT.
>>201612
Enjoy your lolidragon.
>>201551
NEET get.
>>201577
Rolling to steal a waifu again.
>>201577
roll
>>201611
>So we HDD post now?
>>201573
>Giggles
I don't know~
>>201580
>It's one of those universal questions that there are no answers for
>>201587
It is....But I was hoping you would show up
>nuzzle nuzzle
>>201604
I'll help
Most people recommend starting from Either Touhou 6, 7, or 8, since those games are one of the modt basic ones without game changing ginmicks
Touhou 8 Story is the easiest game
Every game from Touhou 1 to 13.5 is English patched
All games and manga can be downloaded from
http://moriyashrine.weebly.com
For 14, 14.5, and 15, you have to manually english patch but dont worry about thay
>>201618
That's twice for Rayvon. Lucky girl.
>>201615
well good job
>>201600
I'm so sorry!! I didn't mean to!! What did you try to start??
>>201598
You can disagree all you want, I'm still doing it.
>>201603
GOD TIER!?
>>201608
Said no one ever.
>>201577
Fuck it I'm rolling
>>201620
no
we post neps now
>>201577
Rolling because I won't stay in one of LF's brothels.
>>201625
>>201577
Why am I even on that thing...
>>201625
Do you have any idea how sharp this one hair is?
>>201624
Left, ofc.
>>201577
Rollin.
>>201601
>>201625
>>201621
...
>Touches go home, then boops your nose.
>>201625
I wanted a hug but if you don't want to...
>Sniffle
>>201625
The lewdness of it will shake the very pillars of heaven. Sound nice?
>>201628
>I... I have a thing, and I'm afraid to post it.
>4:21AM
I think I'm going to try and sleep now. No guarantee though.
>>201628
Because you're a WIFE.
>>201577
>>201625
just fuck my shit up.. why her.
>>201612
>Loli Dragon
8/10 It's ok. -IGN.
>>201614
Because you hate me.
And thanks.
>>201625
It is though.
Cuddling is fine.
>>201638
gnight Komachi
>>201622
Additional note: Touhou 1 to 5 require you to run a PC-98 Emulator, and aren't recommended as starting points, since those games play very differently than the Windows era games.
Also, PC98 is not canon anymore, kinda
>>201622
Hey Cirno, I have Touhou 15 Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom on my computer, how would you rate it out of 10?
>>201638
Good night.
>>201644
I want cirno to be canon of deez nuts
>>201622
>tfw i can't even finish TH8 on easy difficulty
>>201652
Fuck you, okay?
>>201648
7.5
Great characters
Great music
But the difficulty compared to the other games is just insane , harder than UFO and SA combined
>>201653
kek, sorry
I want to cuddle with _____ and _____.
>>201628
I dunno.. I really don't know.
>>201629
Is that boner??
>>201632
Oh you know you know, can't complain. I live at night, it's when all the fun things happen.
>>201633
Oh of course!!
Come here!!
>>201634
I will accept this wonderful compliment.
>Posting this image because fuck it, why not.
>>201654
Sweet, gunna try it out, I love bullet hells way to god damn much.
>>201648
>Lunatic Kingdom
I may be new, and I was about to close my laptop, but what? Isn't that one of the hardest 2hus to date?
Why do you have that one out of all of them?
>>201658
>>201577
>>201659
a rock
pillow filled with sulfur
>>201658
You better be...
Trips mine
>>201659
Too and Obvious.
>>201660
...It's hair.
What the fu-
>>201659
Sakuya
Homura
>>201659
a cactus, a porcupine
>>201669
Close
>>201669
GG
>>201662
It is the hardest to date.
But it has plotdevice mode that forces you to go back to checkpoints after you die, forcing a no-miss run.
I was able to clear plotdevice Normal with Reisen
>>201622
I think I'm gonna play PCB
Is it really hard as they say?
>>201660
Great. I'll be sure to add in all the extra lewd that I can. I'm off for the night, darling. But come find me if you think you're up to it.
Night, everyone. Now, to leave with a lewd or to not leave with a lewd...
>>201671
I just came in the thread and you rolled me.
>>201660
Yay~!
>Hugs super tightly.
>I like the image.
>>201662
I downloaded a random Touhou game, got my friend to try it out, closed it within two minutes of playing, I have yet to try it out.
>>201681
PCB is manageable
you'll do okay
>>201660
It's a bit more interesting at night,I can agree with that.
>>201683
Please don't make me vomit...
>>201660
HNGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>201683
Night
>>201683
Sleep tight.
>>201681
Stage 4 is hard if you play Sakuya, because Merlin Prismriver
Stage 5 is not that difficult, takes a few tries to get through easily though
Stage 6 is also, mot that hard, if you know how to deathbomb, it also has a survival attack but thats easy to dodge
PCB is not that hard
>>201681
IMO, for the first 5 in the Windows Era, it's POFV>IN>MoF>EoSD>PCB in terms of easiest to hardest.
>>201696
Death never wants to keep me
>>201699
I know the feeling.
>>201672
You look as if you've never seen an ass before, are you a virgin??
>>201677
Here's looking at you Shrödubs!!
>>201678
Maybe next time.
>>201683
Bye, sleep well.
>>201686
How's Hime?? She still upset??
>>201688
It's always been better here during the night, day people are.. odd.
>>201693
I know, I know. Yoga~
>>201699
>>201701
That's because you're both fuckin' cunts.
>>201699
I-I'd keep you...
>>201703
Is your job pointing out the obvious?
>>201702
A bit boring,I think..It's a bit more relaxing at night as well.
>>201702
I have no idea what you're talking about...
Of course not.
>>201702
Unsure, hopefully well, but I have yet to see her.
>Sigh
First 36 can suck my dick. No host ever. Reply with entries so other faggots who don't read will give entries too, thanks.
>>201705
Yes.
>>201717
Good job.
>>201715
I'll suck you're dick.
>>201723
Stay out of my realm.
I have to part, I am being summoned elsewhere..
Ta-Ta~
>>201725
>shitposts in your realm
>>201725
Gladly and effortlessly.
>>201729
Aww, bye bye Southern~
>>201729
see ya
>>201729
Goodbye stay safe.
>>201577
AHHHHHH!!!!
>>201730
You fucking limpdicked cunt.
>>201733
Good.
If no ones gonna host, how bout a good old game of CYOA?
>>201729
Night
>>201737
poster above and the poster below must talk.
>>201739
Was it worth the wait?
>>201743
A man with a magical bag of dicks a patrolling around town.
>>201577
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
USE THE UPDATED VERSION
>>201748
What do you want?
>>201744
Hm..?
>>201753
Why is your English so poor?
>>201729
Crisis averted...
>>201757
Anon said we gotta talk.
So, who are you?
>>201746
To love is to prove, to wait and to act, but the outcome will be decided by the stars!
I will wait a million posts if I have to, I MUST roll my beloved!
>>201755
Rolling for Laurass
>>201760
cause it be the way it be family
>>201763
Krillin or Levi? Which do you people vote the official Manlet of /hga/?
>>201763
Dio Brando. Who is so rude to ask of my name before offering theirs?
And talk about what, pray tell?
>>201755
Roll.
>>201770
Probably me.
>>201773
It's Krillin.
And I don't know, something?
>>201770
Napoleon
>>201577
rolling for myself
>>201770
Shovel Knight is the manlet of hga
>>201755
Rolling
>>201770
At least I'm humanity's strongest soldier in my universe. When it comes to combat ability, I second to no other.
>>201781
The knight is a female, my friend.
Ok, I need at least two people to join CYOA before we start.
I'll just bullshit up a story as we go along
>>201766
A yes would have sufficed.
>>201660
Never forget
>>201577
Rolling
>>201780
What have I done?
>>201783
Jee, i wonder who's talking smack about my dear captain?
>>201785
I'm in.
>>201787
You seem to have forgotten who you're talking to.
>>201793
I have no idea, it would be easier if he confessed before things get complicated.
>>201794
Cool.
One more!
>>201776
Well we are currently speaking. Mission accomplished. Anon must be proud.
>>201799
me to
>>201800
Yeah, I guess.
Well, bye.
>>201798
Guess we'll never know. He ran off in that direction.
>pops into thread
I want my face between this and Ta's.
>>201805
I'll be back... Patrol the area.
>>201795
How could I forget that which I never knew in the first place?
>>201795
Hello Tamaki.
>>201808
Welcome?
>>201810
Me too.
>>201811
You got it captain!
>>201808
>pushes back
>>201810
>liking ass
Shit taste
>>201801
Well I was kind of expecting some Avafags but whatever.
Two Anon get ready to pack for a road trip.
The items that are on your left and right on where you are IRL is the stuff you take with you.
Anon #1
20/20 HP
30/30 SP
Anon #2
30/30 HP
20/20 Hi
Others maybe alloys to join at any time.
>>201808
Hi.
>>201821
Signed,
>>201813
Tamaki Suoh, president of the Ouran High School Host Club! The Ultimate Romantic!
If there is one that can paint words as red as I, let him step forward!
>>201814
Greetings Garry, keeping company to those who seek it in these quiet times, I see!
>>201824
I kill myself.
>>201808
>Equips riot armor
>>201827
...Are you gay?
>>201827
I try,I might be leaving soon though.
I can host in 15 minutes, let me get my computer turned on and set up.
>>201831
???
>>201827
I'll leave the word painting to you. I prefer a different canvas, myself.
>>201824
allowed*
I'll just be Avafagging as Karl to make this easier.
>>201828
The Anons decide that the stress of the trip is not enough and end their sorry lives.
Anon #1
0/20
0/30
Anon #2
0/30
0/20
GG No Re
>>201830
No... my child of subterranean intelligence. cast away your misguided prejudices of men and flowers.
>>201832
Don't me hold you back now!
>>201838
Is there anything worth more painting than words themselves? I say that these are the greatest weapons in this place.
>>201823
This guy
You're stuck in an island, and guess what, you gon' die bitch. The semen demon you choose is the last thing you smash. Left or right? Choose wisely faggots.
>>201850
I don't
>>201843
Words make fine weapons, if you have the tongue sharp enough to wield them. Your tongue may make a fine brush, but I see no edge to your prose. Just pretty frills on an ornamental dagger. Purely for show.
>>201851
Left
>>201850
I already have
>>201851
I'm not a huge fan of Ta, but she looks more like a human.
>>201856
>Mion
>>201860
Wrong.
Still, I'd choose left, I guess.
>>201853
Daggers words do make, but they are merely forms of the heart of their caster. Believing that their practical uses are limited to harming others is the doom of many of those who use them. Hatred and malice form the temporary, dying, and brittle. Love and passion form the endless, eternal, and ever shifting.
>>201860
>>201863
Silly anon.
>>201851
Right.
>throws more rocks towards the thread
>>201851
If i choose TA can she carry me out of the island with her boat skillz?
>>201863
But you already had that, why not right if you're gunna be dead?
WHERE GAME?! STRONG BORED!
>>201870
Oh shit son I did not think of that. This anon is thinking with the correct head! The rest are subject to Darwinism.
>>201873
I'm at work.
But I could host. It'd be default and if I got caught I wouldn't be able to finish, but hey, you needed a host right?
>>201868
>Generic yosuke still being generic
>>201880
YES HUMAN, DO THAT. STRONG NOT CARE FOR PETTY DESK JOB WORKER
OR STRONG CAN HOST
>>201866
I thought only Mion, the pink haired girl, Deadpool, and the game of thrones guy have made it all the way with the slut.
>>201886
And every boat girl that was willing.
>>201885
>implying you won't get bored and quit about half way through announcing yourself as the winner
shit tier host.
>>201880
Don't get caught games canceled I just got caught.
>>201886
I gave her a sensual massage one time, fun was had, but not what you'd think, only she was affected.
>>201889
You suck at this bruh
>>201888
I THOUGHT HUMANS UNDERSTOOD HUMOR.
Hello everybody.
>>201895
Your sense of humor is shit.
>>201897
fuck off
we are dead
Wanna play chess while we wait?
http://lichess.org/FiuVhVT1
>>201865
So you're one of those "Hope springs eternal" types... hmhm. How heartwarming. I've met someone like you before. I hated him.
There can be no love or passion without the existence of hatred or malice. They are two sides of the same coin. Which side you take is merely a separate but equal pathway to the same end. Even I am not arrogant enough to believe anything will last an eternity besides time itself.
In the end, we all turn into so much dust scattered across the ether. Whether you love or hate, the end results are always the same.
>>201899
YOUR OPINION IS SHIT, PITIFUL HUMAN
FIGHT ME IN REAL LIFE, NOT OVER KEYBOARD
STRONG SMASH
>>201897
HELLO MUTANT SISTER
>>201901
Ooooo!
Can I be skeletons?
>>201882
Who is this Yosuke?
I am pretty sure he is nothing like me in personality.
>>201909
>I love your rock thing, never stop.
>>201903
>no one wants to play
Okay.
I will just... die.
>>201909
>Pretty much the same as you, but not as powerful by a long shot
>>201908
No, no you cant
Go to your room and study
>>201834
I don't want to die when you fly off the handle.
>>201907
HELLO!
I'M IRIS!
>>201915
Ok...
