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Fuck "sex" chess edition
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>>2008493
As per my word, I relinquish shinoa, may she live a long happy life with clown, Take care of her clown <3
First for sleep
>>2014291
>She gives and grabs your ass, spreading those naughty cheeks out wide and placing her cock right on top of that hot butt, lciking her lips
Thats it...Now beg for your mistress to go slow~
>She smirks and quickly, roughly, and without a second wasted, thrusts into your asshole without abandon, her length going in that tight squeeze of a boypussy without warning, each inch of that thick cock squeezing in with every hard thrust!
>>2014310
Mmm...But who said I wanted to get fucked now?~ Oh dear if you want to fuck, you better bend over or ask for a cock suck....~
>>2014314
As per my word, I massage your feet. :^)
May a Sylvie player appear once again.
>>2014225
Sounds to me like that's exactly what you want. You're such a depraved little degenerate that you actually want people to watch you squirm around while your cock gets bullied, don't you? You want.. no, NEED people to witness just how pathetic you truly are, right?
Hey, everyone! Look how pathetic this little sissy is!
>>2014385
Ahhh!
>He lets out a loud cry as you thrust into him suddenly, his arms buckling and leaving his face against the ground
T-That's too much, I-I can't take all that so quickly!
>>2014447
>tfw we got a good one but it turned out to be [redacted]
>>2014447
Black Rook in Rainy Weather
On the stiff twig up there
Hunches a wet black rook
Arranging and rearranging its feathers in the rain.
I do not expect a miracle
Or an accident
To set the sight on fire
In my eye, not seek
Any more in the desultory weather some design,
But let spotted leaves fall as they fall,
Without ceremony, or portent.
Although, I admit, I desire,
Occasionally, some backtalk
From the mute sky, I can't honestly complain:
A certain minor light may still
Leap incandescent
Out of the kitchen table or chair
As if a celestial burning took
Possession of the most obtuse objects now and then ---
Thus hallowing an interval
Otherwise inconsequent
By bestowing largesse, honor,
One might say love. At any rate, I now walk
Wary (for it could happen
Even in this dull, ruinous landscape); sceptical,
Yet politic; ignorant
Of whatever angel may choose to flare
Suddenly at my elbow. I only know that a rook
Ordering its black feathers can so shine
As to seize my senses, haul
My eyelids up, and grant
A brief respite from fear
Of total neutrality. With luck,
Trekking stubborn through this season
Of fatigue, I shall
Patch together a content
Of sorts. Miracles occur,
If you care to call those spasmodic
Tricks of radiance miracles. The wait's begun again,
The long wait for the angel.
For that rare, random descent.
>>2014462
>massages your feet
>>2014368
Sleep long and well anon~
>>2014412
>He shudders happily as you work away the stress in his feet
>>2014518
>sincerely massages your feet
Yes
>>2014531
Hi. How have things been?
>>2014447
(You don't want that.)
>>2014314
What made you give up the dream nazi bro?
>>2014553
>>2014527
>>2014531
>>2014553
don't encourage nue's entourage
>>2014578
Don't even say it's name. In fact don't even give it a gender.
>>2014572
>>2014578
>>2014531
I've not caught you on skype lately ;-;
>>2014565
Good to hear.
>>2014531
I heard you got a little girl prego...
>>2014462
All I want right now is to be bullied by you ... even if it means I have to embarrass myself in front of everyone ...
Please keep toying with your perverted plaything ... I deserve every last bit of abuse ... show everyone why you own my pathetic little cock ...
>>2014557
Sadly last time a Sylvie player showed up half the anons couldn't handle that she played her character correctly so they shunned her when we coulda just raped her
>Still secretly awaits her amazing return
>>2014557
(I do want that.)
>>2014645
Sylvie back then was -name censored- by the way. I'd like her too but not him.
>>2014578
>le Nue meme team boogeyman
>>2014592
Yeah, I'm sorry. I just don't think Skype is for me. I don't like it very much
>>2014660
How can it be a boogeyman when it happens and is actually happening right now?
>>2014660
still someone who never erps so they're shit regardless
>>2014592
Nue, leave
>>2014669
and emails too ;-;
>>2014563
I realized a while ago that I don't wish to put her in a bad position as her relationship with clown seemed to be going pretty good, I took one last chance
>>2014680
Needy fag
>>2014691
That's nice of you
hopefully you find another ava worth love
>>2014680
nue always does that
nue is a troll
Stop saying the name already for god's sake.
>>2014680
Fuck off, Nue
>>2014712
Y-you're replying to Nue.
>>2014680
>>2014592
DELETE THIS
>>2014719
>Anon's eyes go wide, and he raises his voice.
HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED!
>>2014680
>tfw these are Nue's friends
What a sad existence.
>>2014751
trying to be nue's friends you mean
nue is a troll and doesnt want any
I want to lewd but there's only poop posting.
>>2014800
same
i guess later tonight or early in the morning ill be back
>>2014800
At least I'm here trying to save it~
>massages your feet
>>2014800
Welcome to dead hours. come back around 8 and all the lewd will be happening
>>2014832
Sure but I gotta go to work around 8. This is what I'm stuck with during the work week.
>>2014818
Okay, I think you're letting your position on that joke tierlist get to your head
>>2014642
(I'm so sorry, but I have to leave for a while. It was nice seeing you though!)
>>2014800
I'm free anon~
I'm still thinking about picking up northern princess, if you don't mind that I know nothing about her personality
>>2014702
Thank you anon~ But I'm just gonna be the slut I should be for now
I WANT TO FUCK ACTUAL RABBITS
>>2014855
That's fine. Good to see you too!
>>2014865
What do you lewd as? I have no idea what you run besides fun posting as a cool looking nazi dude
>>2014872
Go fap to Zootopia then.
>>2014872
Sponty is rabbit enough for me~
>>2014879
I slut as karl or as "x" or "x"
>>2014886
>Beef ramen
>>2014846
Oh~ so you wanna get down to business Mr. Serious Anon?
>>2014901
i-i'm not that much in to nazi men or letters though...
>>2014732
>>2014902
Ayyy hotty
http://poal.me/3avpyv
>>2014902
>chicken ramen
>grabs butt
>>2014902
Beef Ramen's pretty good once you mix in a whole lot of spices in it.
>>2014967
>>2014967
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32631143/weebms/Smug.webm
>>2014917
The letters are Avs I don't wish to reveal, as I want them to to separate from me
I'm sorry I can't help you though anon
>>2014985
LMFAO I know what those "x's" are.
M
A
F
O
Fuck you, Karl
>>2014985
It's okay nazi bro
I have two avas I'm close to, I basically just spend the day waiting for them to rouse and hang out, I just have to be patient
>>2014974
>>2014976
>>2015003
>>2014974
>>2015003
Smug anime girls are my fetish.
>>2015001
Kitty Chris?
>pats head and offers dr pepper
>Anyone posting sumg anime girls under this post gets a free foot massage
:^)
>>2014865
>tfw you will never bromance Karl
why even live
>>2015009
>>2015011
>>2015009
Please leave
>>2015012
>yfw I've been bromancing Karl for months
:^)
>>2015025
You'd like that wouldn't you?
What's /erp/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
>>2015043
Don't you have a bf or something to be talking to? We don't need you here.
>>2015043
Yes. I would.
>>2015047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWt5WB7wtJ0
Excellent taste, by the way.
>>2015008
>>2015047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O09trSUj6eM
>>2015052
Well yeah, but he's asleep.
>>2015059
E-eh?
Have I upset you?
>>2014314
...was this really necessary?
>>2015012
A bromance is what you desire?
>He bakes some food and shares it with his bro
>>2015028
Oh? And who might this be?
My only bromance is the guy above me~
>>2015001
>Pets and puts on gwar
So cute~
>>2014997
I know that feel, I hope they show up soon~
>my hero academy is getting an anime finally
>been wanting to play asu since the manga
>finally will have enough art to
Everythings coming up [Redacted]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRBK2-oP7Bc
>>2015076
There's a reason they call him "that kid" he's a faggot spaz
>>2015079
>mfw karl doesn't recognize me :v(
>>2015082
Yes pls, I will do anything for that frog tongue
>>2015011
>Tries her hardest to be smug
>>2015097
same
>>2015072
And once again, you've done us all a favor by relieving your boredom with shitposting in these threads, showing us all what you really think of us, and how much you care about our community. Thanks again, Nue, as always, we value your incredible contributions.
>>2015082
I figured asui would be the first to get major art influx, followed by uravity then either headphone or momo
>>2015111
You are so fucking autistic LMAO
>>2015072
Yes.
>>2014951
What, is this you white flag?
>>2014953
that'a a lot of work when you could've just made a better flavor
>>2014926
Well, lava IS hot
>chuckles at her own joke
>>2015136
your*
fug
Sorry for slow I had to eat food
>>2015111
ikr?
>Agawa keeps drawing Sponty with bigger and bigger tits each time.
I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere...
>>2015121
Can we talk about it?
I didn't mean to...
>>2015111
As much I dislike him for ruining these threads for hours always when showing up, people who mention him or talk about him and complain are half as bad. The only right way here is to ignore and nothing else, you can't beat sense into a troll with not empathy for others. He will never, ever listen to you or anyone who he doesn't care about as proven multiple times by now.
Just drop it.
>>2015148
agawa based as always
he never did that yuugi from 2hu suggestion i made when he opened himself up to requests though ;_;
>>2015136
All I add is some Abodo, and maybe some onion powder in it. Maybe around 3-4 shakes from each. The texture that you get from the beef, is better than the chicken, while the flavor will override the mediocre flavor.
>test
>>2014976
Is this you?
Missed you!
>>2015157
>you can't beat sense into a troll with not empathy for others.
The funny thing is, he doesn't think he's doing anything wrong. No, he's not baiting either, he legitimately thinks nothing he does in the thread is harmful or puts him in the wrong, and that people who complain about him are just treating him unfairly.
>another test
>>2015153
I doubt that anything would come out of it. What did you not mean to do?
>>2015148
Yeah they need to draw bigger lines around her... uhhh... tail region
>just one more
>>2015178
The few times he cut the shit and just ERP'd he actually did an okay job and thread quality jumped, but he can't spend more than a day or two before whining about his shitty life.
>>2015188
upset you...
>>2015136
Nice hips, holy hnng
>actually one more
Alright can we stop fucking talking about him now? You never bring anything new to the table. Just fucking ERP.
>>2015164
Maybe I should give those cu/ck/s a visit sometime, eh?
>>2015213
>She stares back, wearing her usual smug expression, then cocks her hip to the side teasingly
Oh I know that, dork~
>>2015239
i dont know... dont want to piss off the waifu fags again
>>2015245
I'm not a cu/ck/ myself. They'd probably laugh at my suggestion.
>>2015228
I remember that and he was only saying that in regards to how often they actually ERP, not in overall behavior.
>>2015245
Phew, I can tell. I wonder how often you have anons staring at that prime butt you've got
>>2015257
It was a stupid claim either way.
>>2015250
Waifufags, huh?
>>2015207
Right ...
>>2015258
It doesn't last that long when they realize they're getting raped~
>>2015254
Well that sounds good, I dunno how good but if you can make beef ramen edible then that's something
>>2015268
huh, two minutes and they havnt jumped on, guess i was right and your safer earlier to post holo
>>2015289
Have a (you).
>>2015289
Taiga I think you're cute and I enjoy giving you (you)'s. You better not speak though, or imma have to throw a brick
>>2015299
still debating whether I'm really in the mood to.
>>2015287
Raped? How...how so?
>>2015300
>>2015310
>>2015313
.....
>>2015316
eh, no push, if i was in a mood id probably be throwing one of my char's into the dungeon
Junko? More like Junk, no. Gottem
>>2015328
Even though you're a shitposter, you're my favorite. I show my love in (you)'s
>>2015346
Shrek's better
>>2015316
You could always lay your feet on my lap.
>>2015346
>>2015273
Sorry
>>2015335
speaking of junko, would anyone be interested if i brought in a peko? just need a bit to build a gallery
>>2015362
Found you, Nue.
>massages your feet
:^)
>>2015287
Thanks. I'm quite flattered, despite my lack of cooking skill.
>>2015362
He got put on a tier list and it went into his head. He couldn't just keep doing what he was doing, he had to suddenly become obnoxious
>>2015366
Sorry for what? Do you know why I'm upset? Or do you think you've done nothing wrong?
>>2015346
Literally don't understand this. A shitposter who constantly enables you know who, and yet no one ever gives them shit and some even praise them.
>>2015367
Yes
All dangle ropes are pretty love, especially 2's
I'd kill for an Akane
>>2015323
Well, let's see, first I'll incinerate your clothes, push you to the ground, mount your cock, and pound you so hard you'll be feeling it all week~
>She slowly closes the distance during her monologue, your eyes almost magnetically attracted to her swaying hips
>>2015371
I'm not really a master chef either
>>2015287
>salt beef ALOT
>wait 2 hours
>wipe salt free
>spice beef
>stick in fridge
>take some beef bones
>some rib bones
>simmer it over night
>cook beef till tender
>salt water/broth
>cook noodles in water/broth
>add veggies
>add beef
now lemme eat dat booty
>>2015386
I'm sorry I upset you, but you won't talk to me to tell me how...
I kind of have an idea.
>>2015387
People who praise shitposts are also shitposters.
>>2015387
There's some weird people here anon. Just few hours ago it was kinda lewd here with horny but busy anons and now it's all gone again for now. I don't understand what people see in shitposters or shitposting. There's far better and more suited threads and boards for it on this site than to waste your time doing it on erp generals..
>>2015353
Yes, favorite. You're adorable taiganon, never change
>>2015391
itll be a while and mostly testing for a while since i normally play ditzy not intelligent and formal
>>2015382
In that case, I'll rectify my mistake with an update:
The REAL ERP tier list:
God tier:
>Coldsteel the Hedgehog
>Knock Knock Goku
>Nep
>Bane
High Tier:
>Brick throwing anon
>Dexter's dad
>Shrekposting
Mid Tier:
>Feet massage anon
>Jewposter
Shit Tier:
>Everyone else
Literally stop posting forever tier:
>People who make serious tier lists
>>2015403
Tell me what you think and I'll decide if this is worth talking over
>>2015424
>Not my own tier
>
>>2015424
the fuck is Dexter's dad?
>>2015444
>putting a face to your meme
Another one lost to ego
>>2015396
That...I mean, you've got a lot going on back there so you might be...right
>he trailed off, still focusing on her hips swaying side to side as she was suddenly much closer then before
>>2015452
The guy who makes all the threads, of course.
>>2015424
>Still higher than Jewposter
No problems here
>massages your feet
>>2015430
that I was joking around with Silica when I wasn't going to be posting anymore but I've not done a song with you and I hadn't been starting conversations lately?
>>2015452
>he doesn't know
>>2015453
>>putting a face to your meme
Are you retarded
>>2015474
The gif was perfectly fine without having to put the face of the character you play (or don't) because you need to stroke your ego some
>>2015402
>She turns, presenting her rear to you and giving it a teasing smack before looking over her shoulder at you, your eyes gravitated on her lower half
You really are desperate, aren't you?
>>2015457
>Her perfect hips suddenly stop their hypnotic movement, and your focus snaps back to the green woman inches from your face, with her hands at your waist already dropping your pants
>>2015502
>Actually arguing over a meme tier list meant to deflect attention from the "real" one.
Well, I guess its doing its job.
>>2015468
H-Huh?
>>2015460
>All
I'm about to use my alchemy to turn you into oil~
>>2015468
>Nue was Silica
>>2015531
Just want to say I really admire your presence here and appreciate your dedication to staying lewd.
>>2015535
LMAO.
I admit defeat holy shit.
>>2015536
Shut up and eat your cummies.
>>2015541
please just kill yourself
>>2015528
I didnt make the gif, but I think it's an HG meme.
>>2015531
Hey, what are you do-doing
>he splutters and trembles, his girth flopping out freely as she disrobes him. His fingers squirm, attempting to hold them back from trying to sink into her lush, huge green ass as his eyes darted up and down
>>2015551
Hey, somebody's gotta do it
And I enjoy making the anons scream
>>2015573
Then that's even worse.
>>2015555
Hey get that think away. I saw her first!
>>2015089
Sorry anon </3
>>2015562
>>2015555
But, daddy! Your love spuds, they're missing!
>>2015528
Can I stroke your ego?
>>2015576
>She then suddenly lifts her flexible lag to your chest, knocking you off your balance with her powerful thighs, Towering over you, she gazes you down like a piece of meat, before pulling away her simple cloth dress
>>2015082
>[Redacted]
?
>>2015619
>leg
jeez I need to stop waking up at 5:00
>>2015619
>his eyes widen, unable to speak as he hits the ground hard. His eyes watch as she swooshes her dress away, eager to oggle at all her thickness before shaking himself and realizing what he was in for
>>2015613
>Love spuds
(H-how the fuck do you come up with this stuff.)
Doesn't mean I can't give you cummies cutie.
>>2015468
No.
>>2015643
How much nue futa material are you in possession of?
>>2015660
Search up Ninniku. That guy has some Nue (or just touhou in general) futa stuff.
>>2015638
>She wastes no time aligning her slit with your thick rod, pushing herself onto you slowly, forcing your tip between her walls
>>2015660
I don't really like futa so I only have two images.
(whats a good icon count anyways?)
>>2015531
>Ramenanon scoots close to her jiggly ass
>Ramenanon licks their lips
"Can I touch it?" Ramenanon asks desperately
>>2015684
I have always said around 40 is the minimum really needed to avatar, so around that area. More is always better.
>>2015679
Hey, any chance of getting to either eat or jerk off on that booty?
>>2015698
How loose is your baby cannon?
>>2015684
I want to Peko Peko's Pekos
>>2015683
Oh, fair enough then.
>>2015698
Man there is not alot of good semi lewd peko and lewd peko, most of its the same stuff over and over
>>2015714
Peko would be tomorrow at the soonest and sunday at the best guess because icon hunting and practice with friends first
>>2015684
For all three of my characters I have 100-200 images per folder but I'm an extreme case. I'd say 40-60
>>2015679
H-Hey, Miss...
>he chokes as she forces her mound around his cock, feeling her weight push down hard as her curvy hips rock a little
>>2015720
>massages your feet
>>2015720
I'll be awaiting to peko Peko.
>>2015709
(This actually made me think for a bit, in the entirety of me actually RPing as clown less than 10% was insertion. Hell there may only be 2 or 3 times people actually fucked her in the vag, it was always ass play, fellatio, or feet.)
>>2015720
How many are you managing right? I wouldn't worry too much, since take the green woman for example. She doesn't really post lewd images but RP's just fine. Doesn't always have to be accurate, just enough that you can last a thread worth of posting.
>>2015698
I want to feed clownpiece my penis
>>2015643
I'm not hungry right now, sorry daddy.
>vanishes back into the sea of lurkers
First 24
>>2015760
I will assist
>quickly severs your penis with a single chop, then butterflies it, dropping it in a pan with garlic and oil over medium heat
>>2015697
If you do, you are forfeiting your body to me for the next hour~
>>2015702
If I sit on your face I'll have to tie you down first~
>>2015735
>She suddenly drops herself onto your cock, quickly tunneling your dick through her tight, hot walls, the sudden rush making you bite your lip to hold back bursting out loud moaning
Who wants their news published?
>>2015778
What sites have you checked? I always go to gelbooru to start, then something like Pixiv if I need a little more. In some cases, I'll end up cropping doujins, or even the source material itself.
>>2015778
It's cute how you say icons. That works though so you will be fine don't worry.
A large portion of ERP is imagination, so no need to worry about lewd or accuracy as I said.
>>2015786
>Not Luffy
>>2015791
Tie me down? Damn honey, I'm up for that. Do I get to shoot a load over that phat ass in the future at some point too?
>>2015778
Pixiv is my go-to for images, then Twitter then Seiga
>>2015758
Clown a CUTE
>>2015758
So that means even if I'm puny I could still pleasure you. Yay~
>>2015816
You REALLY do want some ass don't you?
>>2015791
Hmm.... I wonder if i should finally have some "fun" with you tonight.
>>2015827
and now gelbooru is also finished browsing, on to twitter~
>>2015858
REALLY is an understatement, smugbutt
>>2015758
Oh I post lewd images sometimes
(The best part is that she's sexy in her source material, so I can just screenshot it out and work with those hips)
>>2015860
You know it'll be more fun for me~
>>2015866
your dedication is admirable
I'm still trying to decide on an avatar myself. I usually anon but I have two avas that satisfy me regularly so I'm looking to do something for fun to keep me in the threads.
>>2015879
Is that so? Perhaps you could explain it to me further.
>He walks towards you thinking curiously whats so amazing about you
>>2015883
this is my second major, vastly different personality, but i feel shes under appreciated and should have been here already
>>2015792
Who wants their Vidya relieved of the influence of SJWs?
>>2015898
I never played DR2 but I love all the female designs in it and she has a hot JP VA so good taste
>>2015919
ive watched bits and researched DR but mostly i have a friend who is in a shit state and loves peko so ehhh two birds and one stone
>>2015912
Yes pls
tfw no miya to kiss
>>2015912
Who wants their ghosts capitalized?
>>2015930
trying to cheer up your bro with his waifu?
that's true brotherhood
>>2015897
You get pinned down while your cock goes up my hole, and I laugh at your pain.
There is nothing else on the menu, If you don't want that then you'll have to cook it yourself~
>>2015877
oh yeah~?
>>2015943
topple my cans, ghost-kun
>>2015931
Then import and learn japanese you fucking casual piece of shit.
And fuck treehouse.
>>2015955
HELL yeah, I wanna suffocate under that massive thing and eat those needy holes.
>>2015960
I already import, though. Whatever I don't pirate, anyway
>>2015956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5EPmAxvkyc
