Pokemon Talk thread, let's do this.
>>200658
what do you mean talk? are we supposed to type pokmon names over and over again
>pika pika pika chu chu pika
wow epic thread i talked like a pokemon. this thread truly belongs in /trash/
Which Pokemon would you fuck?
>>200808
>Implying you don't fuck them already
>>200658
Oh hey someone made another thread of this. I thought we were gonna stay in the pokemon H thread until that reached bump limit but whatever.
>>200808
I've got a better question; which pokemon's dick would you suck and which pokemon's pussy would you eat out? Personally, I'd suck off a Lucario and eat out a Snivy.
>>201640
Suck Typhlosion.
Eat out Fennekin~<3
>>201692
>Suck Typhlosion
Seconded, but
>Also Suck Floatzel
...And eventually have them fuck me. Hell, I finally managed to do that with my own Floatzel today.
>>201718
Wat
>>201640
The thread was dying at that particular hour and I kinda made it just in case. Floatzelfag here, btw.
>>201756
Oh I see.. in that case..
Tips on how I can get my chesnaught to fuck me?
>>201778
Well I'm not complaining, it's better to have a thread of our own so people'll get more into the text part anyway.
>>201848
We've worked together a lot and we're close friends, but it's hard for me to work up to asking about stuff like this..
>>201862
It was like that with me, too. Hell, for the longest time, we never even considered it, but eventually, it was gonna happen -- humans and Pokemon alike have urges, especially the males. And it showed in some mons more than others... I mentioned last thread that Floatzel likes to sneak out to fuck around with my neighbor-friend's Raichu.
>>201881
The only friends he has are my Pidgeot and Victreebel. He's shown no interest in them.. so his urges will pop up sometime right?
>>201912
Maybe. He might make some advances towards you, but I'm not sure of how he'll do it. Typhlosion was subtle, yet firm with his advances. I'd also watch for any needy look in his eyes.
My best advice is to go with the flow about it... If he does it, try not to be too overt or too cold about it. You don't wanna make him feel uncomfortable for it.
Claiming Scolipede
>>201958
Would you let Scolipede fuck you?
>>201992
In a heartbeat, duh.
I'd rather [spoiler]BE a Scolipede, though.[/spoiler]
>>202016
Would you be a male or female Scolipede?
>>202016
I can't say a similar thought hasn't popped into my head.
>tfw no Typhlosion pounding your big Floatzel ass
>>202035
Male. Nothing against cute female Scolipedes, but I think the design fits a male, more, and I like the idea of being a big 'ol Scolipede with a big cock and a nice belly.
>>202050
Nothing wrong with that. I'd suck your Scolipede cock if you were one.
>>202050
>Big dicked Pokemon
I see great minds think alike.
The hell is going on in this thread.
>>202189
Oh, you know, just talking about Pokemon.
...Sometimes sexually.
I want to lick a pokemon's feet clean
>>200808
>>202985
>>203007
I want cum all over gardevoir and Meloetta, and then have them clean each other with their tongues
>>200808
A lot.
But Lopunny in particular.
Would be balls deep in that bunny every day.
>>201640
I'd eat just about any pokemon, but I'd suck Lopunny's dick, no homo.
>>204891
ill suck your dick
>>205153
are you a qt pokemon?
>>205160
I wish
>>205160
yes
can I lick your paws?
>>205177
go for it, bruh
>>205191
r u a qt?
>>205224
I'm whatever you want me to be
>>205232
bully me with your paws
>>205240
nah, bullying is wrong
>>205232
I just want a qt pokemon to fuck over and over again, tying them up and teasing their cock with my fingers as I pump inside of them
>>205247
then you're bullying me by refusing to bully me
>>205250
don't we all
>>205258
how do I bully you, then?
>>205260
Can I treat you like my pokemon and fuck you silly?
>>205276
sure, why not?
>>205269
you could tie me up and make me worship your paws while calling me names
i-if you want
>>205281
Bend over slut and service my cock
>>205283
I dunno, that seems kind of weird.
>>205288
couldn't you at least say please?
>>205301
If I say please what do I get?
>>205312
then I'll think about it
>>205301
weird how
don't you want a pawslut to clean your feet for you?
also please make me your pawslut
>>205328
Fine, Please bend over and let me fuck you into a begging and slutty mess
>>205330
It's just, do I really need someone else cleaning my feet for me?
>>205340
See, was that so hard? A bit of politeness goes a long way.
>>205362
yeah you do, gotta keep 'em nice and clean
you also need someone to bully and make fun of
>>205362
can you also please suck my cock
>>205395
Well ok, I guess if you wanna wash em or whatever that's ok. To I have to make fun of you though? That seems kinda mean...
>>205415
So do you wanna fuck me or have your cock sucked? make up your mind!
>>205425
I want both baby, I want to fuck you and right before I cum you suck me off
>>205425
it's only mean if I don't like it
but I like hearing about how much of a pathetic little pawslut I am, so please
>>205437
oh okay, now I get it. I guess I can...
>>205450
Okay. You're... really dumb and bad at washing my feet! How's that?
>>205466
spread yourself
>>205466
getting there
you gotta be more mean, please, just look at me begging to lick your toes
>>205485
come on buddy, we just went over this. What do you say?
>>205513
Yeah, I bet you would beg to lick my toes. You're too much of a weak pussy to ask for anything more. Maybe if you ask nicely I'll step on you. You'd probably get off on that, wouldn't you? You fucking slut.
>>205568
please spread yourself~
>>205577
There's a good boy. Whenever you're ready~
>>205568
yeah... I'm sorry for being so pathetic and desperate, I truly am worthless, all I exist for is to clean lopunny feet like yours. I need to suck on your unwashed toes so badly, please let me clean them for you
>>205623
well, get to sucking then. And you'd better do a fucking amazing job
>>205638
*greedily begins to slurp all over your feet with my useless tongue, tasting the dirt and sweat covering your toes and stuck between them, swallowing all the filth as I stick my tongue between your fluffy toes*
I love the taste of your feet more than anything...
>>205674
ahahaha he actually did it the absolute madman
anyway, your fetishes are weird and I gotta go. Later, slut
>>205711
y-you too ;_;
>>205724
hahah faggot
everyone point and laugh
>>206411
pls no bully
>>206490
shut up little bitch ill do what I want and you will like it. I'm laughing at how pathetic you are!
>>206507
but I'm not pathetic! s-shut up!
>>206538
Haha! So stupid, you are such a waste of space! Nothing but garbage under my heel
epic
>>206556
no! leave me alone, I don't even know who or what you are!
>>206582
Thats the point you little faggot, I don't even know you but can see how worthless and disgusting you really are!
>>206603
how am I disgusting? stop bullying me!
>>206615
I bet you love getting bullied, faggots like you hmph! I know dirty disgusting sluts like you get off to this!
>>206700
I'm not a slut, prove it!
>>206713
Hmph! Your tiny little hard on is all the proof I need, you are such a dumb little perv, people like you make me sick!
>>206742
why would I be hard? you aren't a pokemon and your feet aren't in my face! so stop lying!
The fuck?
... Never mind, I think I can tell what went on.
Well this thread went to shit pretty fast, huh?
>>207706
Yeah, as soon as that one anon posted shitty Lucario art
>>207706
where do you think you are
>>207706
>eroboros
[spoiler]Nice taste.[/spoiler]
>>202197
>mwf /thread/
Ok Thread, your prefer Anthro
>>207914
or feral?
>>207927
Feral is nice.
>>207850
His art is pretty hot.
>>208103
Yeah. Pity he can be a bit of a drama queen at times.
[spoiler]I wish he'd draw Floatzels more often. Or those Typhlosions he used to draw.[/spoiler]
>>208168
Get better taste yo
>>208168
I don't care nor keep up with any drama surrounding artists. I just fap to their art.
>>208265
Enjoy dreaming over the same boring, generic furbait for the rest of your life
>>208282
But that's not Lucario.
>>208265
Yeah, that one's pretty sexy. Love his big cock and even his kinda-anthro body.
>>208282
You care too much.
>>208315
Yeah, it's cause of that he's one of my husbandos in the first place.
[spoiler]Man. I really do belong in a place like this.[/spoiler]
>>208333
Well I'd say you made a great choice in husbandos.
>>208421
Thanks, nice we share similar tastes.
[spoiler]And possibly the thought of big dicked Tys.[/spoiler]
>>208496
Big dicked pokemon in general are hot.
>>208588
This is also true. I can't say the thought of big-dicked Floatzels in addition to Typhlosions hasn't crossed my mind.
(...Or the fact that either of them have bara-bodies.)
>>208601
>bara-bodies
Sounds hot. Do you imagine them fucking you or messing with each other?
>>208652
[spoiler]Both.[/spoiler]
>>208661
Nice. They could start off by feeling each other up and getting horny, then turn to you so they can fuck your holes.
>>200808
All of them, once.
>>208694
I was thinking they feel me up just as well. But pretty much that.
(Sorry for not contributing any porn, don't keep that stuff on this laptop. I probably should, but...)
>>208727
Well you could be between them while they feel each other up. Just getting squished between their hot sexy bodies, feeling both their dicks grow hard against you~
>>208763
Well, that'd just be perfect.
[spoiler]Bonus: They have certain sexual traits, like the Floatzel has a higher precum/spunk volume, but the Typhlosion's is thicker and warmer.[/spoiler]
>>208806
>the Typhlosion's is thicker and warmer
That would make me slightly prefer the Typhlosion more; I would love to have my mouth filled with hot sticky Typhlosion sperm.
>>208899
I totally get that. But the Typhlosion would be fucking my ass instead.
...The Floatzel's, too. He'd be more submissive. Maybe the Typhlosion would cocktease him, keeping him leaking pre or something.
>>208935
Probably just watching you get fucked by Typhlosion would be enough to keep Floatzel teased and leaking. I'm sure you'd be leaking too, having that big Typhlosion cock pound your ass hard.
>>209001
Yeah. And because fantasy physics, it probably wouldn't hurt, either. Also,
>implying the Floatzel would just sit there and watch
He'd probably prefer to be under me, making out and frotting his big dick over my smaller one. Ty's more passionate, Flo's more loving.
>>209049
Well that's even better. All your Floatzel's precum mixing with yours while you frot, both of you getting off just by rubbing your cocks together while your Typhlosion gets ready to fill your ass with his cum.
>>209116
...The real question is, knotted or humanlike?
[spoiler]Personally, I've always preferred humanlike most. Works better in the context of this fantasy, too, seeing as they're both supposed to be bara-anthros.[/spoiler]
>>209150
Humanlike would work best with this fantasy. Though really I am a fan of both, either can be deliciously suckable.
>>209210
Speaking of sucking, after the Ty spunks, he lets off and gives Flo the sloppy seconds. He just fucks me missionary while we clean of the Ty's dick.
>>209251
Cleaning off a cum covered Typhlosion cock? Sounds delicious, especially when you share it with a friend like Floatzel. Bet Floatzel's cock feels almost as good as Typhlosion's in your ass.
>>209374
Yeah, probably. That and Floatzel would be more gentle than Ty. Slower because he's probably worried that my ass would be too sore. What a tenderheart.
>>209413
Sounds like a real sweetheart. Taking it nice and slow to rebuild the pleasure in your ass. While he's taking it slow though, Typhlosion's cock is probably gonna get hard again and ready to fuck from your cleaning.
>>209532
I was thinking more along the lines of he just lets us keep sucking -- we're kind of in the zone.
>>209555
It's not like you're gonna stop sucking. Better to have a hard cock to suck on anyway, he's not gonna fuck you until Floatzel is done, unless he decides he wants to fuck Floatzel at the same time Floatzel is doing you.
>>209674
Yeah, Ty'd probably just fuck Flo. All three of us climax again, collapse on each other, aaaaand scene.
>>209706
That was pretty hot, man. You've got great taste in fantasies.
>>209791
Thanks. I used to ERP a lot with a friend.
[spoiler]Unfortunately, he an hero'd back in June.[/spoiler]
>>209931
sorry to hear that
>>209931
Geez, that's horrible. How did you find out?
>>209994
His brother told me. Likely he did it late at night, the news was given to me the morning after.
[spoiler]But I had to help him through that same suffering for over two years. But here's not really the place to discuss it.[/spoiler]
>>210035
>But here's not really the place to discuss it
Yeah, you're right. Let's bring back the happy vibes with some lewd.
>>210158
Agreed. So, with that said, I'm slowly easing my way into letting Ty bone me. Floatzel's getting easier to take, and he's started to grow accustomed to that jockstrap he took from Mr. Milta.
[spoiler]And wouldn't you know it, he still manages to keep a bulge in that thing. It already looked kinda stretched on its own...[/spoiler]
>>210218
I guess your Floatzel just might like wearing that jockstrap too much. Maybe he gets off on just wearing it?
>>210362
No, I mean it was stretched out before he started wearing it.
[spoiler]...Now I'm starting to wonder if Flo's seen Mr. Milta naked. He HAS told me he has an active sex life with his wife...[/spoiler]
>>210403
Well geez, how do you think your Floatzel could have obtained that knowledge?
>>210488
Because he can hear the two fucking whenever he goes over there?
>>210506
Sounds like he's pretty damn nosey.
>>210535
That or they're louder than they realize. Probably both.
[spoiler]Mr. Milta does have a big build for his age, so it wouldn't even surprise me...[/spoiler]
>>210593
Do you think your Floatzel gets turned on listening to them fuck?
>>210612
Oh, no doubt. Him AND the Raichu he visits.
>>210628
And when they're fucking that's probably when your Floatzel starts getting touchy-feely with Raichu. I wonder if they know they know there's a couple of horny pokemon fucking to their sex sounds.
>>210745
If they do, they probably don't care since they're not doing it near them.
From what Flo tells me, they do it around Annie's room, several doors away.
[spoiler]As for where Annie herself is in the midst of all this, I heard that she might be in Kalos...? Otherwise she would've been kicking Floatzel out by now.[/spoiler]
>>210807
>I heard that she might be in Kalos
Hopefully, otherwise it'd be interesting to find out she might've been messing around with Floatzel and Raichu.
>>210958
But she somewhat dislikes Floatzel. Calls him a rat.
[spoiler]Honestly, what SHE does while I'm not around her is her business. A snoopy Floatzel told me she sometimes has a bit of intimacy with the same Raichu and her Empoleon, Rachel. Knowing that penguin, I find that hard to believe.[/spoiler]
>>211017
That Raichu sounds like he really likes to fuck.
>>211068
He probably does. I bet he's also the reason Flo's like he is, too. Jules DOES know what goes on in that house more than anyone else, even Floatzel.
>>211100
[spoiler]Hey anon, got Steam?[/spoiler]
>>212547
[spoiler]Yes. Throwaway?[/spoiler]
>>212594
[spoiler][email protected][/spoiler]
>>212750
[spoiler]Okay, sent something[/spoiler]
>>212603
I want to be that Mawile.
[spoiler]Bumping because it's late at night, and I can't sleep.[/spoiler]
>>215246
[spoiler]What do you wanna do, anon?[/spoiler]
>>215246
Here, have your complimentary pokemon porn.
>>215256
[spoiler]Dunno. Still waiting for something to come up on Steam. Either that or that one anon asking went to sleep for the night.[/spoiler]
Also, I'm on mobile, everyone's asleep. Aside from one of my other Floatzels.
>>215340
If you're on mobile then you should get in bed and have your Floatzel snuggle up with you.
>>215383
No, no, not the jockstrap-wearing one. This one's different. He's kind of an insomniac who looks out the window at night.
>>215404
Still, you should comfort and snuggle with him. Maybe he'll fall asleep lying next to you.
>>215422
Cuomo isn't exactly the kind of Floatzel who wants to be cuddled... Doesn't stop Floatzel, but still. Poor guy looks so sad all the time. All he needs is a hug and he won't even take it. He barely says a word to anyone, anyway.
>>215459
Well that's sad. At least you have someone who's up with you, even if he doesn't want to talk.
>>215563
I guess. I tried to get his attention, he just looked at me. I think he's still taking glances...
You think that he might want to cuddle after all?
>>215602
Maybe; don't you think it's worth a try to cuddle with him and make a little happier?
>>215627
Totally. I just patted the bed for him to climb up.
>>215649
Hopefully he will come over and snuggle up to you.
>>215672
... Well, he's curled up beside me, and I'm just carefully petting him. He's been giving this lonely whimper, but it's started to fade out. Not smiling or anything, still, but he looks... At peace, I guess.
>>215705
Now that sounds nicer. You might be getting through his cold exterior; making him a little more happy.
>>215752
Yeah. Probably had a little heartache in his little Floatzel heart... From what, exactly, I don't know.
this conversation gave me cancer
>>215809
It's probably from just being close to you, he's just really enjoying your company.
>>215825
Welcome to /trash/
>>215839
Yeah. Maybe after a while, he'll start to look more cheerful. Or at the very well least he cracks a smile...
>>215877
Give it a little more time and some more petting and I bet he will crack a smile. Maybe even cuddle back, though that might be wishful thinking.
>>215914
Hard to cuddle when you're on mobile, but I see what you mean.
Thanks for the company, I'm gonna try to get some shuteye.
>>215942
See ya.
[spoiler]Hey guess what it's a bump.[/spoiler]
>>222645
Go away.
>>222656
Nah.
>>222927
Can I lick your paws then?
>>222950
What paws, this is a human at the keyboard.
[spoiler]You can lick my Floatzel's, though, he'd probably be okay with it. Maybe. I dunno.[/spoiler]
>>222971
Only one way to find out, right?
>>223013
Knock yourself out. Anyway, I finally went through with it. I tried taking Ty today.
...My ass still hurts, lube or no lube. But he was happy finally getting to do it.
>>223052
I wonder if Ty would want his paws licked too.
>>223092
Okay, now you're just being ridiculous.
>>223106
What, does he not have feet?
>>223140
[spoiler]You're coming on too strong, bro.[/spoiler]
And no, he has feet. But he'd rather have a hole to fuck -- namely mine.
>>223155
With his foot?
[spoiler]:^)[/spoiler]
>>223179
No, with a ten-inch cock. [spoiler]Fucker.[/spoiler]
>>223204
And where was your Floatzel during that? Under you two?
>>223249
Hell if I know. Probably fucking Jules again.
>>223277
Jules? Is that the neighbors raichu?
>>223311
Yeah, that's the nickname Annie gave him.
>>223333
Wierd. So anyways...where are you? Im in Johto.
>>223428
Sinnoh. Specifically Snowpoint.
[spoiler]If you're from /vp/ and this sounds familiar to you, keep it under your hat.[/spoiler]
typhlosions, man
>>223465
Oh nice. Im close to Olivine myself. So not to pry but do you have any other...male companions or just the typh and float?
[spoiler] nope never go to vp, and honestly never post/rp anymore but i want to start again. [/spoiler]
>>223552
I know, right? Love the lug, but god he's too much.
>>223579
Sure I do. Most my team's a sausage fest.
And, ah, one female and a genderless Rotom.
>>223642
Nothing wrong with that. Are you always a bottom? Or are typh and float just more dominant types? Also no fun with the others on your team or just havent talked about them yet?
>>223692
Just the Ty, though I have let Flo fuck me as a practice for taking Ty. Usually Flo wants to suck me off if anything.
>>223724
No pitching from yourself? Personally i go both ways myself, i like to switch it up...
>>223788
Well, kinda. Flo wants to suck my cock occasionally. Eventually he's gonna want to step it up a level...
>>223889
Well why do you sound hesitant? Not intrested in it? I didnt think id be into being a bottom till my Raichu kinda pushed me into it...
>>223942
Flo kinda begs for it. It feels awkward. Cute, but awkward.
>>223958
If he begs for it you should give it too him man. My Rai wanted me to do it real bad...even though she's a she...that was an intresting night...but one I dont regret...
>>223994
If you say so, but it isn't exactly like I'm packing heat under there, if you catch my drift. But I'll see what I can do next time he asks.
>>224037
Chances are he wont really care that much. He is probably just into the fact that you are IN-to him. And it is fun, regardless of size.
>>224088
Yeah, you're right. And besides, [spoiler]they say girth is more pleasurable than length, right?[/spoiler]
>>224134
Heh, thaaaats something I can attest too. If you know what I mean.
>>224165
I think I do.
>>224180
So, anything else going on? Its kinda quiet.
>>224338
Well, Cuomo hugged me after he woke up this morning. Must've been happy I gave him a little affection. He's hanging out on the roof outside my window now. Just chilling.
...He's not cold, Mom knitted him a sweater he's grown attached to.
>>224360
Huh, two Floatzels on your team? Well at least he's doing a little better. You think he might'a been saddened by you messing around with typh and the other flo? And a sweater is probably a good idea its like what 20° out there?
>>224468
Three, but only one is actually a part of my team. Cuomo and a Shiny, Polaris, are under the care of my mother.
And no, he never paid Ty and Flo's fucking around any mind -- his mind always seemed like it was somewhere else.
>>224816
Hmm...I wonder whats on the poor guys mind.
>>224955
Flo tells me he had kind of a hard life... Lost his parents to a Drapion invasion when he was a pup. Scarred him... Floatzel and I rescued him when he was hurt and poisoned when we were younger. He's been with us since, but he can't exactly fight, so he stays here keeping my mother company.
