I'm going to meet with a guy who I found on Grindr of all places to "yiff" today. What could I expect?
>rape
>>1954499
A fat autistic manchild
>>1954499
Let us know how things went OP.
>>1954499
Fat autistic fuck who'll be wearing a diaper and/or fursuit and have a micropenis.
Unless you get lucky and hit the .001% in finding someone who's relatively normal in that they don't sperg or wet themselves in public.
>>1954499
You have a 90% chance of disappointment and shame, but a 100% chance of getting your dick sucked.
>>1954499
Fursuit and disappointment
>>1954499
So how'd it go, OP?
We demand details.
>>1966882
I demand lots of details.
Three options for what happened here:
-OP confirmed murdered in an alley with semen leaking out of a stab wound
-OP stayed the night at other furfag's house
-OP met up with other furfag and OP was the weirdo out of the two
I demand details on options 2 and 3.
I, too, would like to know what happened to the degenerate.
>>1967141
I hope it was 2. I love happy endings.
WHATHAPPENEDWHATHAPPENEDTELLMETELLMETELLME
OP please return we want to know if you got lucky
RIP in peace OP
I JUST WANNA KNOW IF OP GOT TO TOUCH FURRY BUTT IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?
OP got killed by a psycho fur and is now literally yiffing in hell.
(T_T)7
>>1972690
There are worse ways to go out.
>>1972820
He might have scored. He just died at some point.
>>1954499
>rape
>kidnapping
>murder
>acid bath
>AIDS
>fucking in a basement
>shitty roleplay with lots of autistic stuttering
Just a few things.
>>1973012
4 of those sound kinda fun.
>>1972620
>no post for 30 hours
the guy's fucking dead. he's probably in one of these things right now.
>>1973058
BUT DID HE TOUCH THE BUTT?
>>1967141
Option 3 sounds like what exactly must have happened.
>>1972820
he died then scored anon :^)
>>1973267
>aw man, I told all those guys on /trash/ about this, and I am so ready
>what the fuck's a trash
OP GET THE FUCK BACK IN HERE YOU NIGNOG
OP PLS
>tfw when a twink
>tfw so much easier to get dick than pusi
>no matches on tinder, infinite messages on grindr
Halp
>>1981348
>using grindr
how's AIDS treating ya?
>>1981348
>I'm a twink
>I love dick
>A lot of people are lining up to give me dick
>Help
I'm not getting it, what's the problem here? You want pussy as well as dick?
Try to look a bit more masculine in your tinder. If you look really twinky girls might think you're in the closet or something.
>>1981348
>tfw a bear
>tfw love being on bottom
>tfw love being little spoon
>everyone I pull wants me to top
KILL ME
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>>1981348
You're not a twink unless you're gay.
If you have that bodytype and want pussy too, you're just an ectomorph.
>>1983599
Put yourself out there as a guy who wants to give oral "maybe more if the chemistry's there". Then you have the opening to choose fuck or no and say what your preferred role is.
In my experience, most guys who want a BJ will be more masculine/curious and would be the top if asked.
Why gay guys love chubby guys? I supose is a small minority...
>>1985131
because chub is cute as fuck anon
>>1987653
you mean, grow up guys with fat bellies are cute? girls don't think so...
>>1987862
well girls are obviously wrong anon
So OP is dead, right?
>>1988204
Pretty much, yeah.
>>1988204
Either dead, or so embarrassed about how it went down that he won't share it with /trash/.
So yeah, dead.
>>1973024
rape, kidnapping, fucking in a basaement and shitty roleplay with lots of autistic stuttering
right?
>>1988625
Well, those would be my choices, but I'm awfully curious about that acid bath...
>>1988625
That's my top 4.
Unless "acid bath" just means tomato juice or something.
>>1989157
It could just be a really big glass of lemonaid.
>>1989183
A B C D E F
C A A U P U
I T T D I C
D H S E C K
>>1989249
What the hell does CAD software or driving under the influence of Ecstasy have to do with anything?
>>1989276
But think of how elastic and vitalized his skin will be!
>>1989285
i have no idea what words you found in what i said, but you were supposed to read it from up to down
>>1989329
Yeah, I did.
>ACID and BATH
are what OP is in
>CADS
I assume stands for Computer Aided Drafting (CAD) software
>DUIE
Driving under Influence, a common crime, and E, an alternative name for MDMA or Ecstasy
>EPCC
I honestly have no clue
>FUK
What I'd like to do to you bby~
>>1989249
acid
bath
cats
dude
epic
fuck
do i win?
>>1989302
think about how dissolved it'll be m8, orange juice is acidic and it's been shown that a near replica of a human hand had all its skin dissolved off after a month of sitting in a glass of the stuff
>>1990024
>OP will never have snappy skin and smell of citrus
It's a fruity sort of feel.
RIP in peace OP
bamp
Bonk
>>1990721
ye but he'd be dissolved
>>1999301
At least he's delicious smelling.
>>2003841
he won't be there
>>1999301
Then we can all have mimosas.
bumb
Instead of just bumping a dying thread waiting for an OP who is clearly trying to free himself from a hostage situation in a rambo-esque montage of violence with fursuiters instead of Koreans:
What was your experience on Grindr like /trash/?
Have you ever met another furry through it?
>>2003853
Not in the same form. But he's still technically there.
>>2011121
yeah, his atoms will be there, but will 'he' be there?
hmm
>>2011551
Truly a question for all times. Will OP become a citrus-scented ghost who arrives to defend other furfags from the madmun who killed him, all while working to avenge his death? I'd like to think so.
>>2010565
I have one, it really isn't that much, but since you asked...
>Be me
>bi
>always curious on giving a bj
>heard a story about a guy who manage to find someone to give him a bj through Grindr
>look for app, create a profile and go wild
>first day one guy contact me, we talk, send pics to each other and after that I never heard of him again
>Couple of days after another guy says hi. For the way that he chat it looks like a very shy guy.
>We talk, send pics to each other, mark a day to meet him. I went to the place and after 1 hour he never showed up.
>third guy. We talk, send pics, planned a meet. We both come to the place.
>Everything went wrong, a lot of traffic, problems to find a motel, the guy's profile pick was from like 10 years, he looks like a 40 old man.
>At the end nothing happen
After that I just give up and lose the interest in bj and deleted my grindr profile.
>fuck jesus that doesn't want me to give head
>>2010025
Pump
>>2024204
*clap* YHOU UHAP
>>1956786
>>1967141
>>1972820
>>1975227
>>1980660
>>2010565
OP here.
The guy suspended thr meeting that day for some reason, but that doesn't matter because I was actually able to see him yesterday.
The whole thing well overall. We met at a bus stop and talked all the way to his house (he lives in the middle of fucking nowhere so I couldn't escape). He was a chubby 3/10 who was still pretty nerdy and carried a neck chain with the logo of that pirate anime everywhere, but still had good standards of hygiene and was normal enough to have a regular conversation.
Once I got into his house, his room was full of anime, furry stuff, and some ponies. Now, I wasn't particularly sexually attracted to the guy but my main objective was jerking off to furry porn with someone else, so seeing all my repressed tastes kinda turned me on.
I got him to turn on the computer and put some gfur, but the bastard was absolutely fixed on straight having sex with me. So after seeing some yiff and getting a little touchy, we started getting naked and going to the action. And that's when things started going wrong.
(Continued)
>>2031112
I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG, OP DON'T LET ME DOWN GENTLY IF YOU GOTTA LET ME DOWN AT ALL
>>2031112
The second we got in the bed, the guy got his pants off and put my head on his dick. Now, I'm pretty strong and I'm not used to getting forced to do things in the bed, particularly with zero foreplay, but I assumed the guy had a dominant fetish and went along giving him a blowjob.
Meanwhile, I'm trying to get him to jack me off, to sick my dick or something that makes the thing a little bit more active for me than just a blowjob. He barely touches my dick, and apparently finds it gross to give blowjobs. Now, after a while I try to get him to do some analingus (he doesn't like it), to grind my dick against his butt (he only likes topping), or to frot our dicks (that doesn't arouse him, and his penis is very curved so it makes it hard). In the end, we went almost straight from blowjob to him grinding against my ass.
Or that's what I thought, because the second he gets his dick near me he straight rams it in my ass, without a condom, lube, warning, or common decency. I flinched and asked him what the fuck was that all about, and he told me he that he didn't have condoms or lube in his home and we would have to do it bareback.
Now, I carry a condom in my wallet for cases like this but I wasn't going to fuck a Grindr 3/10 who doesn't know what foreplay is without lube, so I pretended to not have anything and told him we weren't having anal sex tonight. For the rest of the day I tried to pin him down so that he could grind against my ass without any risk of him "accidentally" getting inside, but since that proved hard I went back to the real reason I was there and I invited him to shut up and masturbate to some furry porn.
(Continued)
>>2031190
Apparently he can't cum when he's not alone without topping (???) so I ended up cumming alone to a towel while he watched. The following morning he again tried to ram his dick in my ass without a condom or lube, again we ended up masturbating to e621 and the gfur subreddit, and again only I came. Since it was already the morning I decided to go back home, and later had a long bath thinking about everything I got from this experience (besides some actually good fashion advice about my shoes from the guy) was the lesson to never fuck a guy from grindr who isn't hot, even if I like his personality.
Also, the guy peed on a glass bottle several times during the night, despite having a bathroom adjacent to his room.
TLDR: Used grindr to find person to masturbate to yiff with. Ended up getting a fat autistic guy who really wanted to have anal despite probably being a virgin. Didn't get my dick sucked, but at least got to masturbate to some good yiff.
>>2031235
You got to cum and the guy didn't murder you. We were all expecting you do drown in orange juice, so that's a markedly better outcome than what was predicted.
>>2031304
I didn't check the thread until now, and I'm glad that everyone was wondering whether I still existed after being dissolved in orange juice. Never change /trash/
Given that the guy was pretty ugly, the "ideal" night would have been the both of us masturbating to furry porn. Only I ended up doing it, but on the bright side I had some conversations about clop, rule 34, and it there autistic stuff with live human being. That was actually pretty interesting.
It's a pity that the guy was so God fucking awful at sex. It would have been nice to meet him again once in a while.
>>2031448
Maybe check the dude out next time before you run over there for ye olde dong duels.
>>2031448
The fact he didn't want to frot is a disappointing. That's like homo 101 and it's pretty great.
You should probably bet yourself checked for STIs.
>>2031501
I bet $30 that he got crabs.
I'd like to point out that I was 100% wrong on Saturday about the guaranteed dick sucking, but spot on about the disappointment and shame.
>>2031568
>>2031498
You know what's also homo 101? Sucking the other guy's dick if he sucks yours. I seriously have no idea what was wrong with this guy.
>>2031501
Now you got me worried. Should I check for anything in particular if neither us of came near the other one? I don't live in a country where having an STD check is as easy as in America.
>>2031682
If he actually penetrated you like you said, then you absolutely should have one. HIV is a real risk with anal sex due to small tiny cuts that occur in the anal lining that allow blood to transfer. Considering he didn't use lube, that's bad. I do not want to scare you, but seriously get checked and say that it just occured (there are specific tests for this)
>>2031762
>goes to get a black market sti test because he can't find a legal one
>found two weeks later drowned in orange juice with his eyeballs missing
rip in piece op, we barely knew ya
>>2031448
Nigga what would you even consider yourself? You a twink, or just the average faggot?
>>2032259
I'm a thin, muscular and hairy otter.
>>2032604
So a twotter then?
>>2038432
Nah, I'm just 24. I'm closet to otter than to anything else.
>>2031112
The mystery is solved, it's good to see you are still breathing OP.
>>2031235
>no foreplay
>trying to fuck bareback completely dry and raw
Autism
>>1954499
It sounds like the guy was a total newbie pretending to be a regular. Out of curiosity, how the hell did he manage to sneak dick you without lube? Did he get you doggie style or something? I mean, I gotta figure that someone like that would have trouble lining it up, considering how new he is and that he has a curved dick if it was cowgirl or something.
Sorry you had a shit night OP, I was hoping for super romantic love at first intercourse meetup
>>2031235
>pees in a bottle
Anyone have any guesses on this?
Maybe he had a bladder infection or something and was saving it for medical examination? I mean, he did go multiple times during the night
Maybe he was going to try and make OP drink it or water balloon him or something?
Maybe guy was Bear Grylls?
>>2045086
He's just a lazy fatass.
>>2044032
He moved his dick near my ass and I just assumed he wanted to grind it, so I got into doggy style. Until last Friday I actually thought it would be impossible to just jam a dick in there.
Ironically, that terrible night made me realize that I'd actually be happier if I fucked only my FWB. I'm now planning to make him my boyfriend and go on actual dates and shit
>>2053680
Good for you! Hope you have many happy years of fucking.
>>1954499
A big fat gay retarded looking partner (male)
There is a reeeeally small chance that you'll hit the jackpot and get some delicious cute little boy with delicious boypussy.
If you get lucky then get some lottery ticket, since getting a descent looking furry to meet you is less probable than guessing the glory numbers
