Batsu Games V part 2
DAZZLE
>>1933966
>kills you to death
No.
>>1933979
>She takes a bite.
DPHSSLE!
>She gives you a small toy hammer.
>>1934001
DAAAZZZLE!
>>1933993
I remember sending that green haired girl to her death. It was truly a sight to behold!
>>1933984
Congratulations, Kuroneko.
>>1934005
Dazzle!
>sells
>buys wards
>>1934013
DAAAZZLE!!
>>1933963
Deep down you would probably thank me. Hell, you might even give that crowbar a swing yourself! Just think of it, having a normal life again. You're back at Arkham, but this time you're on the right side of the cell. Doesn't that sound great?
>>1934019
DAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZLEEEE!
>>1934017
Good job Kuroneko.
Thanks for hosting, Endo.
>>1933974
>>1933976
>>1933991
>>1933994
I would never curse.
>>1934017
Congrats again little girl.
I have no words for the host.
>>1934017
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
>>1933984
I've died in ways you couldn't imagine
This is nothing
>>1934017
Excellent work.
>>1934017
Thanks for hosting senpai
>>1934017
>>1934022
Stats. Thanks for letting me host.
>>1933964
I spend most of my time with my family and you know...as a retainer,I do have to be present before they get mad at me..
>>1934022
>>1934034
Dazzle, DAZZLE!
>Thanks for hosting.
>>1934025
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZLE!
>>1934016
That was you!?
>>1934017
>>1934022
Congratulations, Miss. Kuroneko-chan! You did well this time!
>>1934034
Thank you for hosting for us, Endo-san!
>>1934037
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZLEEEE!
>>1934030
>pets
Mocha~
>>1934034
Thanks for hosting and congrats Kuroneko
>>1934034
4th again, congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>1934034
Thanks again for hosting, Endo
>>1934017
>>1934022
Congratulations, and thank you for hosting.
>>1933982
Is that so? Apologies, but I couldn't help but overhear you speak of lady Kamui.
Oh, how I yearn to be the sword or shield of such a beauty.
>>1934042
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZLEE!
>>1933962 (Ringabel)
Huh. Weird. Can't say I know that'un too well.
>>1933982 (Soleil)
Erhm...alrighty?
>>1934017
>>1934022
Congrats, miss! An' thanks for havin' us!
>>1933964 (Azura)
What'cha mean by that?
>>1934040
She broke the rules.
>>1934021
Let me think...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIING!
>She yawns.
Anyway, I'm gonna hit the hay.
Buy some new tights, would ya?
That shade of green was a good color on ya.
G'night.
>She gets in the stolen car and drives off.
>>1934040
>Miss. Kuroneko-chan!
Isn't that a bit repetitive?
>>1934017
>>1934027
>>1934028
>>1934029
>>1934031
>>1934040
>>1934048
>>1934049
Keeping my presence concealed in the shadows and attacking at the right times was the perfect strategy this time. I thank you all for your congratulations, specialy to our dear host.
>>1934052
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZLEEEEEEEE!
I did the longest, do I win something now?
>>1934064
...Dazzle.
>shadow wave
>weave
>solar crest
>>1934057
I applaud you for taking the responsibility of punishing her into your own hands! Thank you...ah, I do not think I remember seeing your name on the school roster. Who might you be?
>>1934059
She is a dark queen, is she not?
>>1934058
See, what did I tell you? You already recovered from your near death experience.
>>1934055
>>1934051
Your commends are appreciated, mortals.
>>1934051
I know, right? She's such a cutie!
>>1934055
All in a day's work.
A Hoshidan ninja came and said something about assassinating Lady Kamui, so I dealt with him.
>>1934070
Yeah, but why are you using a Japanese and English honorific?
>>1934088
I would like to think of myself as a cultured individual, Anonymous Poster.
>>1934070
I am the rules.
>>1934084
I will not be dealt with so easily!
>Throws a poison laced shuriken
Die!!
>>1934034
Congrats
Thanks for hosting
>>1934072
>You see her flip you off while driving away.
>>1934095
Ah, I see. So you're one of those Nips that use English to sound cool?
>>1934035
That's understandable...
Anyways, It's nice to see you here.
>>1933962
To prove oneself, fate has many challenges and obstacles... If you're decided to face it, it may be a path of only one person.
We can't be one at the side of other at this moment... but who knows the future? Clearly those topics are something far for understand it.
>>1933915
Sure... He's a Intersting subject, like your Mother, they came from a "unknown" place.
>>1934055
Oh, Nevermind that.
>>1934095
But you just proved the contrary
>>1934102
cute
>>1934102
>>1934102
Eh.
>>1934105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQQshUVMups
>>1934102
I'd ship it, ironically, of course.
>>1934098
>She deflects it
Ugh, just die already!
>I'd like to avoid some arr pee fights
>>1934108
I know! I'm waiting here for my mother to show up, so I can ask her about her past.
>>1934097
With all due respect, you are not the embodiment of the rules.
>>1934102
Since this ship started after a game, I will allow it.
>>1934105
I have no need to sound cool when I am already cool for following the rules!
>>1934102
I swear to God, when I find out who you are, I am going to hunt you down at murder you to death.
>>1934110
No it's not.
>>1934111
Don't encourage him.
>>1934102
Better than Hikki x Mokou
>>1934084
WHATing!?
>>1934108
...Welp. Alrighty, then. Still, it's nice bein' able 'ta actually talk with ya, anyhow.
>>1934109
FORGIVE ME FOR CONFUSING YOU! IT WAS NOT MY INTENTION TO MAKE THIS INTO AN ORDEAL!
>>1934124
>Yep. I can tell ya that
This is foolish. I shall hide in the shadows. I'll be watching you cur.
>>1934128
>>1934102
>overly anti-soocial guy and a succubi
That's some solid gold right there
>>1934022
I'm not so sure if I should be skeptical of your 'powers' anymore... Congratulations, and thanks for hosting.
>>1934102
Perfect shipping
>>1934129
Its more plausible too.
>>1934127
You dare insult the rules?
>>1934108
Nice to see you once more as well.
>>1934145
>Succubi
Oh heeeeell no.
>>1934135
Don't bother sticking around.
>>1934131
Assassinating.
It's not a rare occurrence.
>>1934152
YOU DARE IMPERSONATE THE RULES!?
>>1934145
Meme is not a succubus
>>1934161
>Drinks tears
>>1934167
Oh shit! He's going super!
>>1934121
BEING A HYPOCRITE IS AGAINST THE RURURURURURUS.
>>1934118
Ika gets a pass because she's so cute.
>>1934151
Me dying of old age is also more plausible
>>1934152
Yeah. Clear path takes too goddamn long to review!
>>1934178
I'd rather have a shrimp than a pass ~de geso!
>>1934084
Oh, those fascinating blue locks, that cutely over-bearing tone, I can't get enough.
>>1934108
I may only dream of a future together with you, milady.
>>1934180
I know that feel
>>1934161
I'll stop giving him (You)s when you stop giving me the response I want.
>>1934176
Its a loop hole actually
>She takes out the RURURULE book and flips through the pages
You see, right here it says, "Seriously shipping two people is pathetic,detestable and is against the rururules",
It says nothing, about shipping people ironically.
I'm technically not breaking any rururules.
>>1934161
>>1934168
>>1934163
Shes a televised siren who attracts men and steals their souls its close enough
>>1934161
>pulls you out her grasp and smacks you in the face
snap out of it kid
>>1934199
You sly dog....
I'll catch you in the act one of these days.
>>1934167
I DO NOT IMPERSONATE ANYTHING! I AM THE INCARNATION OF THE RULES!
>>1934204
There's a difference to a slutty psychotic murderer and a succubus.
>>1934166
I've...never seen somethin' like that here.
>>1934207
I highly doubt you will, but you're welcomed to try.
Update
>>1934199
Ah yes. Such incomplete rules are wonderful for legitimate businessmen such as myself.
>>1934180
H-hahahaha... y-you're so funnt when you joke around like that, Mokou...
H-h-hahahaha...
>>1934185
Well too fucking bad, stop being such a spoiled brat and learn to deal with what you've got.
@1934199
You know what? Fuck you. You're not worthy of my (You)'s you red skinned bitch.
>>1934203
S-stop it, Meme! I-I was just kidding about the whole hating you thing...!
>>1934216
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, WHHATT ARE YOU DOOOOOIINNNGGG.
>>1934195
Do ya?
Well... It was nice staying here for a while.
but i need to leave... until we meet again.
>>1934210
YOU'RE THE INCARNATION OF A DIARRHEA SHIT FESTERING IN THE SCORCHING SUNLIGHT!
>>1934204
>dies
>>1933965
YES, MORTAL. I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>>1934227
And that we will. Until then, my love.
>>1934225
I'm goink to get more shrimp and there's nothink you can do about it ~de geso!
>>1934225
>>1934216
What part of "Christian Imageboard" didn't you get
>>1933984
>>1934228
SUCH LANGUAGE IS AGAINST THE RULES!
HERESY
HERESY
HERESY
>>1934226
Yeah. It sucks.
>>1934228
THEN YOUR RULES ARE DIARRHEA FESTERING IN THE SCORCHING SUNLIGHT! DO YOU NOT SEE THE IRONY HERE?!
>>1934227
Bye.
>>1934212
Only in semantics
>>1934216
>kek all our ships need shit like this
>>1934233
>>1934203
I didnt know I could hit that hard.
>gives the body to meme
now i dont know if youre into the dead but here you go.
now wheres my drink?
>>1934227
Oh. Well, seeya 'round miss Azura.
>>1934225
Ohh, did I make the hopeless NEET angry?
Cry me a river, Hicky.
>>1934239
>pets
>>1934248
But aren't you like 14? You wouldn't understand completely
You dirty nigger
>>1934264
g-garnet?
>>1934250
>this dyke thinks she's the rules
>>1934259
>He raises his head a little to push against your hand, and makes a weird purring noise.
>>1934274
>punches
>>1934260
>>1934248
Hes young and therefore stupid, just nod and move on
>>1934264
It's 'rigger'.
>>1934260
They already have a hard time noticing me, they will die and I can't do anything about it, and they will forget about me quickly
>>1934245
Who gives a flying fuck about language? It's a free country, ain't it? Why don't you butt outta my conversation with this sundried ballbag and mind your own business?
>>1934250
My rules don't look like some pussy that just walked outta the bitch factory! Now stop talking shit about my rules, or else I'm gonna smack ya into next week!
>>1934266
And you butting in isn't appreciative either, asshole!
>>1934260
It's not that bad.
>>1934274
>Pets
>>1934277
Shorty's a rigger
>>1934276
How would you know what it's like to be dead!? This is none of your business!
>>1934275
>He isn't phased by your punch whatsoever.
AWW, DID YOU THINK I'D FALL FOR THAT? RULE ONE OF MADNESS: NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN.
>>1934288
COULD YOU RUFFLE MY HAIR A LITTLE? I LOVE THE WAY IT FEELS WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT.
>>1934286
It looks like Mr. Lawman finally broke~
And I didn't even have to lift a finger!
Did I hear Drama?
>>1934306
yee
>A traveler wanders into the thread.
>>1934286
(Jesus.... so this is what it's like when someone gets push to the edge.)
>>1934296
!
Shorty's a saint.
>>1934282
I guess I misjudged you then.. You do understand unlike most people
>>1934287
Yet someday I'll outlive humanity and Earth itself.. The thought terrifies me
>>1934296
>>1934277
Wait so Seth's the blackest of tributes?
>>1934300
Look deep into my eyes boy, and you tell me if I know what its like to be dead. Because the answer is yes.
>>1934312
Stay safe kid.
>>1934273
>She
>>1934286
You won't be able to touch me because I am eternal! I am your rules! Accept the fact that you just insulted your rules!
>>1934311
What kind of drama is it?
>>1934312
>She stares at the traveler.
>>1934242
Just you wait until I tell all of your friends at that shitty restaurant called the Orange or whatever that you spent "their" money on shrimp. They might figure out it's a lie eventually, but they'll definitely make sure to punish you if I'm able to keep it under wraps.
>>1934243
L-love you too...
>>1934255
D O N T
O
N
T
>>1934258
Yeah, well at least I'm not some faggot dressed up as a demon.
>>1934312
Yo, yo, yo.
>>1934322
Post something better. This isn't even interesting.
>>1934319
>guess the joke failed
>wakemeupinside.gif
>>1934337
>>1934322
Will I ever be relevant?
>>1934324
I plan to.
>>1934331
>The traveler stares back.
Hello?
>>1934334
Hello.
>>1934321
I hadn't thought about that. I couldn't function thinking how one of my friends die.
>>1934340
You can't just toss words like that. It's only used to describe Endo, Seth and Mion.
>>1934312
Salutations, wanderer.
>>1934303
You could help me lift my big finger, if ya get what I mean.
>>1934317
What're you staring at, bull dyke? If ya got a problem then say it to my face!
>>1934326
>he walks up to him and gets him in a headlock
Yeah, so much for being untouchable, right? You're nothing more than a glorified wanker that thinks they're hot shit.
>>1934346
Nah, you're just kind of there.
There you are.
>pats head
>>1934346
You're relevant to me, baby~.
>>1934346
>Wanting to be relevant.
It causes nothing but trouble.
>>1934326
There's no fucking way you're a guy. If you're a guy, I am ashamed of the male gender
>>1934334
I work hard for my money I'll have you know! I can spend it on whatever I want ~de geso!
>>1934321
Of course I understand. It's what is inevitable...
>>1934324
Do you know what it's like to be almost unnoticeable but not by choice!? Do you know what it's like to not be able to be remembered by the living!? Your just some scumbad living that thinks being dead makes you better for some reason!
Not just these six... All of them... All six billion... Soon, I will have killed six billion people-
>>1934334
I thought we've been through this, the horn's 100% flesh and bone, and the skin is all natural.
I am a demon, through and through.
>>1934358
This
>>1934346
You will always be relevant to me.
>>1934346
>You are relevant to my heart, never forget it.
>>1934348
Hey. What's with the coffin?
>>1934351
You're loud.
>>1934350
>The traveler looks down at you.
Hello there.
>>1934346
...
Maybe
>>1934346
Let me slice into you then and youl be relevent for the next 3 months
>>1934346
I'll delete it from my folder
>>1934363
>7 billion
It's not 2001 anymore
Rate my team HG
Also name my Salamance if you want.
>>1934372
This coffin? It is my own. I never know when I may need it, so I carry it with me on my journey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JBbcaLsyZI
>>1934387
Is good mang.
>>1934387
UUUGUUUU
All caps.
Also, would battle/10.
>>1934393
Seems kinda weird if you ask me... but hey, I don't judge.
>>1934387
>Good.
>>1934387
Name the Salamance Sluggy or whatever he was called.
Just a recap, if you've missed the drama on Drama Alert.
Merge of HG and ERP
Mion rigging games
Rigging Rigging Rigging
Parsee trying to be relevant again.
Drama Alert Nation, now at 33 active subscribers!
>>1934390
I refuse, the breaking of his limit is amusing, and shows his commitment, and there's nothing in the rurururules about getting angry about heretics breaking said rururules.
>>1934372
And you're a big titted bitch that needs to learn to close her damn mouth. Why don't you go back to making flirting with that blonde skank instead of butting in where you don't belong?
>>1934390
That redhead isn't gonna do SHIT to me! All she's good for is making love to her fugly sister!
>>1934362
Yes to both.
tell me what you had to go through. Because I know for sure it isnt even close to what ive seen.
Youre not special kid, none of us are. Accept that fact and move on with your life
>>1934387
>Hiita
>I do not remember this.
>>1934405
Add Yukine banned repeatedly from circlekerk and getting salty over it even after being unbanned everytime
>>1934411
....Oh, now that's just uncalled for.
CAN YOU SOLVE IT, HG?
>>1934384
SIX BILLION.
>>1934416
Someone named it about 3-4 months ago.
>>1934417
Also, my sources tell me this.
>>1934419
FUCKING NIGGERS!
>>1934419
Muggers?
>>1934419
..
Noggers?
>>1934365
...
>strokes the horn in a totally non gay way
>>1934360
Too much shrimp is bad for you, Ika. You'll get a tummy ache or something.
>>1934419
NIGGERS.
>>1934419
RIGGERS
>>1934419
Diggers.
>>1934419
Freaking Riggers
>>1934419
Riggers, anything else would be against the rururules!
>>1934419
Naggers!
>>1934419
Nice reflection on the floor
>>1934403
You needn't worry about judging. Over my travels, I have met many that are more open with their opinions than some people. I am used to the many things people call me.
>>1934427
Hikki, can you not? that's just obscene.
>>1934414
I don't have a life to move on to. And I doubt you understand either of them truely.
>>1934419
Jiggers
Muggers
Piggers
>>1934422
>Huh, weird, that sounds like it predates me using this character. Huh.
>>1934411
(This guy is clearly losing it....)
I've never have flirted with anyone. So, I have no clue.
>>1934419
Riggers.
>>1934435
Alright...
>She sits on the ground.
I was just asking what's with your coffin, nothing more.
>>1934439
Then I'm not sure what the word could be. I doubt it would be that one.
>>1934419
Wiggers
>>1934427
There's always room for more shrimp! I won't get a belly-ache ever ~de geso!
>>1934442
...Yes, all of those are horrible offences, but, I don't want to get involved with someone like him.
>>1934439
Diggers?
I'm stumped.
>>1934400
done
>>1934455
You're gonna get fat too, you'll regret it one day, trust me.
>>1934443
...
>snaps out of it
Wh-wha? Y-yea. No problem...
>>1934449
As I said, this coffin is for myself. I am afflicted with a life-threatening curse and do not have any clue as to when it will finish its work.
>>1934419
Boggers!
Hikki actually loves meme
>>1934468
Was that perhaps your repressed sexuality...Hikki, do you have something you want to tell the class?
>>1934448
You said huh twice and I doubt it. It was probably sooner, but it doesn't fucking matter tbqh.
>>1934468
I won't get fat either ~de geso!
>>1934478
Mondo!?
Garnet fucking hates riggers.
Hell, she kills a rigger every day to prove a point.
I watched her beat the shit out of some riggers once.
>>1934478
>son of a bitch
>>1934470
A life-threatening curse? What does it do?
>>1934478
I never hugged or kissed anyone... the hell you on about?
>>1934478
THEY JUST A BUNCH OF BUSTAS
24 or 36?
>>1934494
36.
>>1934484
Fucking rigger hater.
>>1934478
Someone needs to calm down, being overly violent never got anybody anywhere.
>>1934494
>36
>>1934484
I did kill Seth three times in separate matches but that doesn't mean anything.
>>1934494
36
>>1934494
Always 36, never 24.
>>1934491
It spreads across my body like an infection, leaving behind an evil taint. My quest is to find the witch who put this curse upon me as a child, and to have it removed.
>>1934494
36 should be fine.
Friendly reminder to work on your games and that you're doing a great job! Most of us will apreciate it no matter what.
>>1934494
36 ought 'ta do it.
Kay, thread in a moment
>>1934520
My games are shit and I don't want anyone to play them.
>>1934520
Yeah. I promised games today but I didn't make it. Night fatals are hard to do along with a themed feast ft. word replacers. I did 200 events in total today so I'll have them ready tomorrow.
>>1934520
what is this, tumblr or something
>>1934515
>Miyabi touches her arm, covered in wrappings.
Sounds horrible. If you want me to look for this witch. Forget about it.
