Desperado Games 74!
RULES:
>First 47
>Previous WInner (Isaac) gets in free
>No clone characters
>Have fun
Sans
Mii Swordfighter
Judy Hopps
>>1932521
Kiyotaka Ishimaru!
Squid Girl
Matsuda
>>1932521
Aussa
Kneesocks
>>1932521
Miyabi
Max Payne
>>1932521
Boba Fett
>>331140726
12th SpecOps mobile infantry
Yung Venuz
>>1932521
Volibear
Alter Saber
I came back at the best moment.
...
Andrew Wiggins
>>1932521
Mirai
Yukine
>>1932521
Kuga
Ringdinger
Eggman-kun
Cirno
>>1932521
Spike
Peacock
Blue Beetle
Chitoge
>>1932521
Mysterious girl
The judge
>>1932521
Yew
>>1932521
The one mind.
![[Underwater] Another 01 6998.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sZT377k.jpg "[Underwater] Another 01 6998.jpg")
Misaki Mei
Bikko
Bob
Terrorists
>>1932521
Fujiwara no Mokou
Harley Quinn
Lat
Josh
Kino
A Traveler
Oshama
Vic Viper
A FUCKING SHARK
Meme
Dazzle
Logan
Apap
>>1932521
Diana
Ike
>>1932569
Kat*
>47 entries at 31 UIDs
F, HG.
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>1932569
Sexy pussy
>>1932594
May it rest in peace!
>>1932598
You're very upfront.
>>1932490 (Creep)
What...
>>1932497 (Aussa)
What good does that do me?
>Her breathing is shallow and fast.
>>1932499 (Miyabi)
Look how far I've gotten with that.
All I've got is some moron who's only suggestion is for me to be a flippin' vampire...
>She sputters. More blood comes up.
>>1932509 (Boba Fett)
I hope Mr. J has the muscle break every bone in yo-
>She breaks into a coughing fit, and doubles over on the ground.
>>1932543
I want to lick your armpits.
>>1932621
Not only is that against the rules, but it is also disgusting. What if you get sick from doing something like that?
>>1932619
DAZZLE!
>glimmer cape
>shadow wave
>arcane boots
>urn of shadows
>force staff
>>1932619
If I can crack you with my bare hands I can sure as hell break this "J"
>>1932619
I don't know! I...look, you'll be fine, ya got in in th'arena, so you're gonna turn out just fine!
>>1932619
>She sighs.
Do I have to do everything... does anyone got any bandages? This girl needs some medical attention.
>>1932621
Some of you are even more depraved then I thought...
>>1932628
How would they get sick? I clean myself.
>>1932521
Dis gud?
>>1932642
Looks good to me.
>>1932642
Yee
>>1932641
That may be, but imagine all the sweat and germs that fester there after a game!? It's completely unsanitary!
>>1932642
LET'S GET THIS STARTED ALREADY!
>>1932642
... How dare you... change my name...
It's time...
>>1932642
Ready.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5EKqi9uGcM
>>1932642
Dazzle.
>>1932642
Looks fine
>>1932642
Yes...
I'm ready.
>>1932642
Looks fine, let us proceed.
>>1932630
>ignores.
>>1932631
Mr. J won't be stupid enough to face ya hand to hand...
He'll send up one of his buddies...
Maybe Croc or Bane...
>Her breathing gets shallow.
And they're gonna tear your guts out!
>She wretches in pain.
>>1932637
Great, I'll be fine for what, an hour?
And not even out here either...
>She sits and holds her abdomen.
>>1932640
>She waits, and starts tearing up.
>>1932642
>Gives a weak "ok" sign.
>>1932642
>>1932642
Everything looks in order
>>1932646
That's true..but it would be they're fault.
>>1932642
May the strongest of the roster attain victory.
>>1932663
Dazzle.
>shadow wave
>>1932651
>duct tapes your mouth shut
NO SWEARING!
>>1932667
It would be for inciting lewd conduct onto a woman without consent!
>>1932663
(Damn it...)
>She tears off her sleeves of the suit she was wearing, gives it to her
It's not much, but take it.
>>1932667
>they're
>>1932642
>>1932650
*Ahem*
We shall be getting of the goings.
>>1932663
I dunno, I've only ever been sick here! Hopefully it'll just "re-set" you to prime condition!
>>1932680
Try not to break the law this time, Officer.
>>1932663
Send them, I'll be able to rack up the kills in this Gotham in no time.
>>1932680
Let's get this over with so I can get payed.
>>1932680
They didn't even see the bloody bombs!
>>1932692
I can put all sorts of things in here.
>>1932673
Yes..and that deserves death or prison.
>>1932676
>She coughs.
It's been a long day....
>>1932692
>floats away from the cornucopia
>>1932692
>>1932692
Don't get in my way...
>>1932692
That's... pretty useful, I think.
Alright people, we've had some reports of illegal dubs in the area. We are going to have to ask you to show your dubs licenses.
>>1932692
DAZZL-
>>1932692
These shall do. It's good to try something different once in awhile.
>>1932680
>>1932692
...
>>1932711
>kek
>>1932711
Trying to impersonate a police officer there bub? That's a ticket.
>>1932703
With all do respect Saber-chan, they deserve both.
>>1932711
Here sir, take a look at it!
>>1932711
How about you show us your license first.
>>1932692
Ha, first blood for me.
>>1932711
>21:11:11
>11
>>1932692
Ah, I hope this will be simply angelic!
>plays mixtape
https://youtu.be/kAuYSuPBbUQ
>>1932718
You don't have to use OOC greentext when you're anonymous, dumbass.
>>1932711
Don't think I have one of those. Where can I get one?
>>1932727
But what if he's the very serious anon who never keks?
ewiokghnijlroiujlEWKPIGU.,EW;PIGT.,ARWSPX;.,V9EA.,JFCEIA.,HTFCP98W;E,MCU;WREH PCUWRS,; LC
>>1932692
>>1932711
Think you might be the one with those dubs, officer...
>>1932721
I can't agree without you more,they are filth below me.
>>1932727
>keks again
>>1932732
>kek
>>1932736
Good catch
>>1932736
I have had it with this!
>leaves the arena
>>1932719
You're the one impersonating here, pal. I'm gonna have to see your badge.
>>1932722
>>1932723
>>1932718
>>1932736
>he shows his badge and his dubs license
Now, do we still have a problem?
>>1932721
Everything seems to check out here. You have a nice day now.
>>1932729
You don't seem to need one, ma'am.
>>1932736
>crafts a slingshot out of plywood
>>1932738
They are below everyone that follows the rules religiously!
>>1932734
This is honestly the most intelligent comment I have ever heard in almost a year of HG.
>>1932736
I never thought I would be talking to you... who are you anyway?
>>1932753
>Niggle
>>1932749
I don't? Well, alright then. Thanks officer.
>>1932753
w-what about all the times I said you were the best, bug-chan?
>>1932753
Eat my ass niggler
>>1932736
This must be said, your capability with a guitar is simply astounding!
>>1932736
14 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Yung Venuz
Terrorists
Mii Swordfighter
Champion Isaac
Misaki Mei
Yukine
Dazzle
12 SpecOps Mobile Infantry
Matsuda
Mirai
Oshama
Meme
Kat
Volibear
Uh... Mokou?!
>>1932760
>touhou
>green hair
>best
Yeah no
>>1932736
...
>>1932760
Those would be the most educated and correct comments!
>>1932756
>fatsuda
>>1932763
>suckmina
>>1932768
>Alice
>>1932766
OHGODRIGHTINTHEBACK
>>1932766
Mokou, no.
>>1932766
On the contrary; I wish I was at home studying!
>>1932774
I'm not fat, you niggle, come at me.
>>1932774
F-fuck...
>>1932766
>quietly hums LOVE IN THE CROSSFIRE
>>1932750
You're below me as well,your enthusiasm is noted but I'm the only one on top.
>>1932711
>Even the corporate police are corrupt it seems.
Even the goverment ones were
>it still feels wrong
Itd feel more wrong if they wernt
>>1932778
Which drug combination did I accidentally take
>>1932766
God damn, Max Payne!
>>1932792
That is to be expected of someone who is royalty! The best I can do is work hard enough to get up to the same level as you, Saber-chan!
>>1932801
What is a metal gear?
>>1932796
I don't know, but it led to some 'hot' outcomes.
Get it? Because fire.
>>1932801
...Huh?
>>1932798
You ok?
>>1932798
DO YOU WANT YOUR TOUHOU APPRECIATED
>>1932801
>Sit on the ground, looking at the clouds
....
>>1932801
Maple Jordan's NBA Show Time, I like the sound of that game!
>>1932798
Cry more, bitch nigga
>>1932801
Guess luck is on my side
>>1932784
>>1932786
Gottem.
>>1932798
I'd like to think I at least earned a small portion of that appreciation from all my exploits as a super important firefly youkai. I even have my own comic series you know.
>>1932798
>
>>1932812
RIP in peace tommy korinelli
>>1932801
2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Boba Fett
A Traveler
Uhm... Yew? I dunno if you wanna do that...
God fucking damnit, Mokou!
>tf2 stress test active, im out after this game
>>1932806
Yeah I think I understood the joke
>Sorry for the late replies.
>>1932670
SHUT UP!
>She immediately crumples into a ball, whimpering.
>>1932675
>She takes it, and wraps it around her ribs.
>She winces a couple times, but is able to stand up.
>She whimpers a little, but doesn't make eye contact.
Thank you.
>>1932683
Sure, sure...
>>1932690
Just you wait.
>She limps away, turns around, and sits.
>>1932801
Where oh where could he be located? Perhaps under...HERE!
>he looks under a bed
>not there
Damn it all, that was my only concept of where he may be stowed away!
>>1932815
Another 2hu amongst the swarm is nothing new, I just wondered what I missed that Wriggle was some exceptional specimen.
As always, the person playing the character is far more important than the character.
I obviously forgot where I was for a moment.
>>1932749
>No dubs here officer
where can the two of us find a drink?
>>1932815
>hugs Wriggle-chan
>>1932819
O-oh, excuse me, I was so worried one of the two angels playing with us would perish.
>>1932819
You can let go of my hand right now. Holding hands is against the rules during a game, even if it is encouraged by the host.
>>1932805
Commendable..but you have a very long way to go,but goodluck.
>>1932819
>Three unusuals so far
damn, these people are lucky
>Sans doesn't chuckle
Something's wrong about that.
>>1932830
>He still thinks Wriggle is Yuno
Wriggle is just Wriggle man, she never played another ava.
You don't need other avas when you are Wriggle.
>>1932825
Good.
>She turns her back again
I'll be leaving you now.
>She walks off.
>>1932819
Same drug?
Also do I look like a giant fish to you?
>>1932815
>appreciates the wriggle-chan
>>1932819
The only one who can kill Eggman-kun, is Eggman-kun.
>>1932821
At least Ocelot wasn't around.
>>1932839
Wait, I- Ow
Can we- Ow
I'm sor-
>>1932830
>mfw people don't realise that the only touhou's played with any effort are Cirno, Wriggle and Mokou and they all get anonposted
>mfw people can't accept that others are more likeable than them
I bite this bait.
>>1932839
What? I'm just being honest with myself. It's nothing unusual about that.
>>1932838
Thank you, Saber-chan! I will make you proud of me one day!
>>1932839
I will not commit any acts of violence without probable cause!
Oh, man... Who knew ten dates back-to-back could be so exhausting...
>>1932839
>I had a feeling bad times were ahead
>Should've expected a skeleton to never let-up
>>1932839
The wood may not find me, but the burning fire in my heart will continue to keep me alive.
>>1932855
Tell me about it.
>>1932848
>everything is bait
Stay pleb, newfriend.
>>1932839
5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Eggman-Kun
Apap
Bikko
Spike
Fujiwara no Mokou
Beware of Flying Cat.
>>1932861
>Implying your whining isn't bait fishing for (You)'s to get people to start a shitstorm
Blow me.
>>1932855
Go on less dates. That's all I can say.
>>1932862
That's not me... I swear.
>>1932825
Hey I remember that girl
>old flame?
used to be one of the guards told to keep an eye on her when she was in jail.
>Let me guess, she'd buy you a couple of drinks and you'd look the other way.
You know me too well Internationale
>>1932760
She's obviously self-depreciating then.
>>1932855
Polygamy is a one way ticket to the nether.
>>1932862
As expected of an empress...
>>1932866
>getting mad
I won without even playing. GG, faggot. :^)
>>1932866
O-okay...
>blows you
>>1932866
no deal
>>1932855
>>1932860
You guys act so similar.
>>1932862
...If you excuse me, I have things to repress...
>>1932830
Your negativity is starting to hurt my feelings, just a little bit...
>>1932832
Geh... please stop.
>>1932846
>appreciates your appreciation
>gives you an autograph
>>1932861
How's it going, shit-stirring anon?
Are you the same guy that keeps trying to set people up against Shorty, Jo, etc, with 0 proof?
You sure sound like him!
>>1932862
Enough about them, I want to talk about you..
>>1932862
There are many ways to kill demons. Holy water. exorcism. 12 gauge shotgun.
>>1932883
It's Tupac, just ignore him.
>>1932860
Ooh, what's your record? Mine's twelve.
>>1932868
But less dates means less happy cute girls, and I can't have that!
>>1932880
Really? I haven't noticed.
>>1932872
Poly-whatamy?
>>1932825
And what if they fail. Surely you've thought about the inevitable.
>>1932882
Will you wriggle my dick?
>>1932883
>anon is only one person
You all spend too much time here.
If I wanted a shitstorm, there would be one.
>>1932887
I-I don't know what's going on!? Someone! Help!
>>1932862
Your miserable existence expires here, chiTOOOGGGGGEEEEEE!
*splat*
>>1932825
Dazzle?
>mek
>>1932882
>lets go
>gibs leaf
>pets antenna
>>1932896
Multiple relationships. You really should think about going to school. it would only help you out in the end.
>>1932887
..I have brought shame to my family line, time for seppuku.
>>1932887
11 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
The Judge
Chitoge
Kiyotaka Ishimaru
Blue Beetle
sans
Peacock
Judy Hopps
Kneesocks
Squid Girl
Miyabi
Aussa
We're getting pretty close to the end.
>>1932901
Oh shit, he's the lord of shitstorms, everyone take cover!
>>1932901
Oh boy, it's you!
Fancy seeing you around, great to see you're still so full of yourself.
Anyways, I've got a game to attend to, but you be nice, okay?
>>1932896
Fine, do what you want.
>>1932887
Nothing...
>>1932913
Protip: Never go to the feast.
Max, with the way you shoot your guns you were bound to have that happen...
>>1932896
I think I'm going on 10-in a row, myself.
Speaking of, I just got finished with one, perhaps me and you may keep that streak alive.
>>1932913
>gets distracted staring at Cirno
How is that..possible...
>>1932854
Keep on trying,I'm sure you'll get it some day.
>>1932899
No way. I have dignity, just so you know.
>>1932909
>eats leaf
Thank you Anon.
>>1932927
>final 6
>>1932945
You can have my dicknity.
>>1932842
>She manages to stand, and limp over.
...
Here.
>She gives you a wad of bills.
>It comes up to $5,000.
A cut of the last heist.
>>1932869
>She doesn't notice you.
>You see she has what looks like a shirt sleeve wrapped around her chest.
>A bit of blood is soaked through the fabric.
>>1932898
It'll be fun watching your back snap like a twig.
Mr. J and I are gonna use your skull to make a candle for our dinner date next week!
>She winces slightly, but less than before.
>>1932906
>She stares in confusion.
>>1932946
...Was that arena event really necessary?
>>1932937
Naturally. It is almost impossible to fail if you work hard enough. I will make sure to thank you for your encouragement once I become the Prime Minister of Japan.
>>1932896
Ooh, yeah. Real ladies' ladies, or ladies' men.
>>1932903
That'd be th'bloodlust overtakin' ya.
...Thank the arena.
>>1932953
>She takes the money from the woman.
I don't really need it, but I won't complain.
>>1932953
Next week, eh?
>He fires a round at your hand
I'll mark my calendar... And you won't be needing that hand... I hope.
>>1932955
11 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Andrew Wiggins
Ringdinger
A MOTHERFUCKING SHARK
The One Mind
Cirno
Alter Saber
Logan
Kino
Bob
Yew
Kuga
>Skipped a night of peace
Winner next slide.
>>1932953
>shadow wave
>>1932951
No thanks but here you can have this.
>throws spiders at you
>>1932945
>votes for Wriggle-chan
>>1932968
Betting myself. Better knock on wood
>>1932955
My deepful condolences
>>1932910
Oh, don't worry, they're not relationships. Just some fun!
Plus, I've got all the education I need.
>>1932923
Well, okay then.
I didn't really need permission.
>>1932924
L-Lady Aqua! You're here too, now?
>>1932934
Sorry, but I'm not interested in too many guys. Who knows, maybe that'll change. What's your name?
>>1932960
Hmm... I don't really see it.
Anyway, have you seen Mother around? I can't find her.
>>1932975
>dies because spider allergy
>you are now murderer
>>1932960
R-Really? That's very spooky, it's like a ghost took over my body! I hate that!
>He starts shivering.
I consider _____ cancer.
>>1932985
I would debate that you have enough education when you did not know what Polygamy meant. I think it is for your best interest if you went back to school. There are...cute girls there, you know. You could have best of both worlds if you went.
>>1933004
you
>>1933004
Tupac
>>1933004
you
>>1932985
...!
Soleil? Is that you...?
I wasn't expecting you on places like this...
>>1932968
GG, Boys!
>>1932964
It's the least I ca-
>>1932967
>She gasps in shock, grabbing her wrist.
You...
SON OF A BIIIIIIIITCH!
>Ignoring the pain, she uses the shot hand to punch Boba in the forehead.
>Her face immediately goes blank, and she collapses.
>>1932974
...
>>1933004
Hoshi
prove me wrong
>>1933023
WHO NEEDS HEALING?
>>1933016
Plebeian
>>1933022
>Stats in a sec
gg, mysterious challenger!
Who are you? That's probably none of our business, I know!
>>1932880
>>1932960
Apologies, my mind was so caught up in that one maiden's beauty, your words flew right over my head.
..May I ask what makes us so similar?
>>1932985
Ah, excuse my indecency. The name's Ringabel, but before I ask for yours..
>he pulls a single rose out of his shirt and hands it to you.
While I happened to be upon my last date, I found this peculiar flower, and now meeting you, I feel it'd match only your beauty.
>>1933022
Congratulations, and thank you for giving us this opportunity, host.
>>1933004
People who hate other people over the internet for trivial shit or betraying their expectations.
>>1933004
this weird growth on my hip
>>1933023
That's MY FACE
>kicks her in the stomach.
>>1933034
Well done mysterious woman.
Thanks for hosting.
>>1932987
Oh...
>throws your body in the trunk
>drives out to a desolate river
>rips the license plate off
>pushes it into the river
>it lands on top of the last car I pushed into the river and sticks out like a sore thumb
Perfect.
>>1932979
Th-thank you!
>>1933023
>She saw that the woman collaspsed right in front of her
I ain't dealing with this... no how.
>>1933034
Good job
>>1933034
Stats for Nerds
now i'm off into the comp stress test
>>1933041
That's your penis.
>>1933034
Nicely done, Mysterious Girl!
>>1933050
Thank you for your wonderful game, Sundowner!
>>1933033
The avafag, not the rapper.
>>1933034
Congrats
Thanks for hosting
