Would you?
>>1915173
No
>>1915173
Fuck yes. Horsecocks are the best cocks.
How big is that thing exactly?
>>1915309
>>1915173 Is the XL, and the can is a standard soda can
>>1915173
>>1915304
dis
>>1915173
Would I use?
Well, I would certainly try!
Im not sure if I could even insert it!
I would love to try out small or maybe medium one tho!
Would I buy?
Hell no!
Im a cheap ass and those things cost!
Big time!
I would love to own one, but I dont think Ill ever be ready to fork-out cash for a sex toy, even if its a beautiful equine penis.
>>1915173
I can barely fit the medium unflared. I dont stand a [lolspoiler]chance[/lolspoiler]
>>1915173
I can only dream on that. I did order a small Razor. The horsecocks are tempting but I'll have to work my way up.
>>1915173
It looks like venom snake's robot arm
>>1915173
I do have actually a large one, and I do love the feeling of being torn apart by it. I can insert only like a half because my insides are not used enough
but still a good feeling
>>1915173
I just want to insert my cock into that urethra
>>1915494
Fucking this
i own the XL unflared version, takes a lot of prep but holy shit its worth the $ for sure. if anyone considering ordering one or any bd in general has any q's hmu.
>>1915173
I love all of BD's shit, but it's just so expensive. I think the best comparison I ever heard is that Dragon Dildos are like Apple computers - you gotta use their lube, their cleaner, their product, and most of the money you spend is going to be paying for the name and the cool look.
Have any of you guys bought the Snowball insertable?
I really wanna fuck this little bitch, but I've heard stories of people ripping them, or them being too tight and I wanna know people's experiences before I try buying one
>>1919169
I borrowed a friends, I know, we're both gay so it works, but shit's tight as a mother fucker at 4.5".
>>1919207
It looks super tight. Does it hurt?
D-did you have his sloppy seconds?~
>>1919169
>ripping them
Do they bleed?
Also does the fox dick fit inside
![Charlie_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wqOqEmx.jpg "Charlie_1[1].jpg")
Better options.
>>1919300
Nah, I cleaned it out. He takes good care of his shit. It wasn't painful, but really fucking tight. If you're over 5" girth, don't do it.
>>1915173
After what happened today, I'm not so sure...
>Be me
>Going to a (not that important) meeting
>Walk 30 minutes from house to train station
>Miss train by 5 minutes, there is no next train
>Walk 30 minutes back with intent of apologising by E-mail
>Get home, go to toilet first
>Toilet seat seems oddly slippery
>Look to see why
>mfw
>mfw I shat myself whilst walking. Badly
>Liquid shit all inside my underwear and trousers
>And I never even noticed
>Had I caught the train, I would've sat about with shitty trousers for 2 hours in the company of other people
>I clean up and thank the existence of blessings in disguise
>>1919480
How do you not notice?
Do you just have swamp-ass all the time?
speaking of animal anal sex toys has anyone found a good rabbit buttplug yet?
>>1915304
If by horse you mean dog, then you are correct.
>>1915173
I already every night
>>1919669
ok so first think about why he would post this seemingly unrelated story in a thread about massive dildos
now why would he fail to notice shitting himself, if the context is behemoth dildos?
ill give you one guess
>>1915173
Yes, I have a shit ton of them.
>>1923893
>behemoth dildos
Lost.
>>1923893
It dripped down his legs
He might not have noticed the leaky pipe but a flooded basement is hard to miss
>>1919913
http://www.holepunchtoys.com/shop/plugs-bunny
>>1915173
Use one for my own pleasure? I'm not particularly sure, seems like it wouldn't be the most pleasant experience, ha ha ha! Humans, particularly males, weren't designed to accomodate the largest of objects on the planet, phallic or otherwise, despite the persistent talent some people apparently have. It's basic biology.
>>1915173
>>1926086
But would I buy one?
Perhaps. With a few minor adjustments, it could make for an incredibly painful and humiliating club. And with some further modification, I can certainly make this toy incredibly lethal, penetrative or otherwise! Ha ha ha!
>>1926064
Cool but I ment more of a tail
>>1919669
This >>1923893.
Had it been any other day, I'd gleefully attempt to take OP's pic as a challenge but yesterday I came face to face with one of the consequences of such pleasures.
I usually experience one instance of incontinence within a day or two of having shoved something huge up my ass and I usually notice when I am about to shit myself beforehand hence usually rush off to the nearest toilet to avoid catastrophe.
This is the first time I didn't notice, not even afterwards.
If I'm this bad in my early twenties, I dread to think how I'll be in my thirties or even fifties.
They told me not to shove stuff up my butt.
But I didn't listen.
>>1926933
>They told me not to shove stuff up my butt.
>But I didn't listen.
tagline for a movie?
>>1926938
Cartoon horse meme.
Alternatively, I could claim it was a Ron Paul meme.
Either way, I just wanted to lighten the mood a bit with a joke reference.
>>1915173
Would I
>>1915173
Maybe the medium if it could be ordered with a suction cup.
>>1931588
Would you wish to flood your insides with cumlube as well?
>>1926933
The fuck? I thought the whole "anal causes incontinence" thing was supposed to be something made up by fundies to scare people out of homosexuality.
No fucking way, it'd tear my interior apart. I want a small BD dildo though. Only problem is that they're so expensive and even the smallest sizes look a bit intimidating. But they're so pretty.
>>1926512
>rabbit-tail buttplugs
There are plenty because of playboy. Gonna have to get more specific on type, because the only one I remember by name is glass and that's a kind of niche material.
>>1932585
It depends on a number of things. How frequently you do it, the overall size of your colon, if anon had used an enema before hand etc. Obviously, shoving huge dicks in your ass every night is going to loosen you up but it won't if you don't do it every night.
>>1932997
yeah i've only heard of anal leakage after douching then moving around suddenly
I just picked up a Chance from the flop section a few days ago and it is scheduled to arrive in the mail tomorrow. I've never used any sort of dildo, and the largest thing I have ever had in my ass was a finger, so I just got a size small. I assume I don't have to go to extremely excessive lengths with cleaning myself out like using enemas and such since it isn't going to go that deep, no?
Anybody have any advice for a pleasurable experience?
Sure, if they made one with the mare vagoo where the urethra was.
>>1934909
All I can say is it takes a little practice and deternimation but once you get the tip in the first time you'll never forget it. prepare to cum loads, soon you'll be getting a medium, i guarantee it
>>1934909
Don't force it, use a lot of lube and try to shit before hand. I usually aim to shit 6-8 hours before and check for any extra shit with a smaller toy or a gloved finger. if you don't shit, wait until the next day or enema. Be careful as enemas will dehydrate you and it'll feel worse.
>>1932043
>flood your insides with cumlube
how does that feel anyway
>>1938357
>I usually aim to shit 6-8 hours before and check
Are you saying its better not to shit right before I start?
>>1934909
It makes no difference for the sensation, just affects how gross your cleanup job will be. I find I'm pretty clean most of the time without enemas anyway.
>>1939618
I just mean, are you saying that there is less of a mess if you wait a few hours after you poop, as opposed to doing it right after?
>>1939683
I don't think the time since last shit matters at all, it's the consistency of your waste that will affect the mess factor. If you are eating enough fiber and everything is flowing well you shouldn't have any trouble even if it's right after. At least in my experience.
>>1939721
Ah, I see.
And unfortunately I've had something of an upset stomach the last couple days and my bowels are a bit "icky". Imagine my disappointment when my horse dildo arrives in a few hours and I won't even get to try him out.
>>1934909
I always do an enema first, it's really not that difficult and I find it also works well to stretch out your insides. Just make sure you're empty before you start.
>>1934909
>enemas
>extreme
You need to rethink yourself
>>1915173
is there a substitute that will still get the job done?
i have literally nowhere to hide anything like that.
>>1940962
>There's no penetrable hyena pseudo-penis or horse cock for hot shaft-in-shaft action.
Only sharks
>>1915173
Yes but only if I had someone who wanted me to / forced me to do it. Stuff like that is only fun with a partner.
>>1943926
Stuff like that is only fun when tied up.
>>1950690
Are you proposing?
GF and I are planning to buy a large unflared Chance.
She can barely take a medium Fenrir knot, so I'm not sure it's a wise move, but we're looking for realism, including the impractical size. It's part of what maked the appeal. But I'm still hesitating, since we won't really be able to use it: is it really worth that much money?
>>1951501
People have taken XL chance before, so it's possible with training.
Having a gigantic horsecock around the house seems fun to me, anyway, even if you can't use it. I kind of want one myself just to have it, at least as a well-crafted novelty.
>>1915173
I plan to buy it unflared at some point, so yes.
and considering I can take the knot of my Pic related, I think I'm good.
Seriously though, feels amazing when it's all inside me. Love using it in the shower.
>>1919404
where can I get that one?
>>1941285
>sticking something that break off inside of you inside of you
>ever
>>1953670
http://www.exotic-erotics.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=51_35&products_id=117
>>1953748
>200$
that is a hell of a lotta money
>>1953825
Good quality sex toys are usually pretty pricey. Life-cast horsecock dildos would follow suit. Remember,
>You will feel every last minute detail that was captured from his throbbing phallus.
>>1953825
do you think your ass deserves less? I think not!
>>1942793
It's a real beauty, but it looks like you pay extra for the second shaft that you won't even use
>>1920478
Dog dicks are absolutely disgusting. Get the fuck out of here.
>>1939366
It's not, because a bit of fecal residue is usually bound to stay there. It takes a couple of hours for your insides to clean that out.
>>1953658
If you can take a large Rex knot, I'd recommend an XL unflared.
>>1954428
Is that an XL? Goddamn, that's fucking huge
>>1932043
Got a Med Gryphon with suction cup and tube. If nothing else it's a great feature for adding lube without having to pull it out.
>>1956399
Nope, it's just a large. I wish I had gotten an XL.
My large Rex is almost as big as large Chance.
>>1915173
I would if you bought it for me, and paid for shipping.
Otherwise, no. It's prohibitively expensive for something I'd try once or twice if I didn't love the shit out of it.
>>1954428
>If you can take a large Rex knot, I'd recommend an XL unflared
I know what I'm gonna save up money for, then
Also, the Bumble-Hooves one was my newest toy, and by far my favorite to use.
>>1958990
How does it feel compared to the Chance? From pictures it looks sort of smooth and plain.
>>1961737
well, as I don't have a Chance, I can't truly compare, but it does feel very nice. It is fairly smooth, with the occasional sculpted vein that can be a bit hard to feel. However, what it lacks in texture quickly dissipates once the knot makes it way in. I've been able to slowly slide it in a few times, before it hungrily gets sucked in completely, and it feels like heaven.
I should also notice that I use the softest material that BD had to offer with it, and I think that immensely helped with taking the knot, as well as the lube and the cum-lube used through the small hose.
Though, I usually prefer waiting with the big load until I've taken the knot completely, as I like to roleplay a bit.
>>1941285
I've done this before. On a few occasions.
I stopped when I noticed blood coming from my ass during a session.
>>1926938
IN A WORLD
>>1932585
Provided you don't do it too often and stay away horse cocks your butt will be fine.
>>1932585
Here's the deal: Your anal sphincter is a muscle. Yes, it is made up that you can get incontinence from anal play in the sense that a muscle is made to be stretched and go back to a resting position without any consequences.
However, you can still push it too far and it will cause problems. After all, the sphincter isn't some magical black hole. Bad Dragon's XL toys are already pushing it in itself (I mean, come on: look at the size of any XL toy and tell me the anus was made to be able to stretch that much for more than perhaps a minute). Add to that the fact that people will sometimes play with toys for hours, and you have the perfect recipe for problems.
However, if you have small/medium toys and aren't the kind to toy literally every other hour, you'll be fine. In fact, that kind of toying actually makes your sphincter muscles stronger, much like lifting would make the muscles involved in such a workout stronger too. XL toys in this case would be you trying to lift 150 lbs when you barely have any muscle mass. You will cause permanent damage guaranteed. It's all just common sense.
>>1966903
Even the black hole types like that guy at BD who can take the XL T-rex probably don't have any problems as long as they are doing it right, that is, carefully working up to the fuckhueg ones every session. Where you get problems is going hard straight in ignoring the pain, even with normal human-sized dick.
>>1966903
That makes sense. I've just never heard of it happening before. How many of these people who use these XL toys get these spontaneous pants shitting moments?
>>1968616
> tfw you have Crohn's disease
> you don't need dildos to have painful and humiliating spontaneous pants-shitting momentw
> you're forced to wear diapers for long rides, and you're not even a diaperfag
Everything is horrible
>>1915173
I prefer Exotic Erotics, they have life-cast ones.
