Kpop hotline meme general
and slaynamic duo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxnAcKfSa1Q
YOOZOOH
anyone from kpop general going to order the black desert?
https://www.blackdesertonline.com/preorder/
>>189685
>Your country is restricted from accessing our service.
Welp I was tempted but not anymore
>>189706
what country are you from?
I actually like /trash.kpg/ as it is. We are already developing our own general culture. If people don't like it there's always /hr.kpg/ or any of the other /wsg.kpg/ or /mu.kpg/ generals.
>>189706
annyeong~
>>189715
barbados
https://blackdesert.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/205606032-In-which-countries-will-the-game-be-available-
>All countries not listed above will not be serviced and their IP will be blocked.
what a shitty publisher
>>189719
hello
>>189724
thats daum for you~
>>189717
It hope it doesn't turn into soc
>>189724
why dont you just use one of your 50 proxies?
>>189799
wouldnt that mean that female kpop general people would be posting nudes?
>>189829
the only ones who post here are either dead or ugly desu
>>189801
I don't proxy
>>189859
tay is cute :3
the other girls could be cute too
is this the real thread?
>>189924
is any thread "real?"
think about it...
is yozoh gonna stream kmovies and MAMA awards?
>>189950
done
yes
but like is this the one or not
>>189924
yea sure
>>189953
damn... yeah I guess... I never thought of it that way man
DJ Koreaboo here with 8 years of experience making EDM, vaportrance and europop in fruityloops
I'm looking to dive into kaporwave aka korean vaporwave. It's finna be a brand new refreshing sound and I need someone to help me break out into the korean scene.
My signature intro for all my beats is DEE JAYYYY JAY jay KAY ARE BEE KOREYAAAAAAAAAA fresh BOOYAAA
What does /trash/ think of the new EXID?
>>189983
I want to slap you
>>189985
i avoided mu all day because i was busy
listening to it now doesnt sound so good
>>189985
it's trash
>>189989
>any tips to get good?
smoke a lot of acid faggot
all i do is sleep and fap its only 6 pm and i already want to sleep again
they need to invent something called a reverse bookmark where a site never shows up in your browser
thats where i put the link to exids new song
Momorin~
The EXID meme is finally done?
Yesssss
>>190039
fuck off
>>190042
they still need to release wi arae 3
>>190039
what does momorin mean
Slutpop
https://youtu.be/3FXJGs381Qk
>>190053
it means the one who spreads her cheeks and lets you slide in raw
>>190053
it's her nickname
>>190064
is it still considered kfapping if I fap to the black member?
>>190073
momorin = MOMO Right IN
>>190104
any hole?
>>190123
sure
>2 mins into liar game and already get that feel
THAT FEEL
>that feel when you get that feel you love to get
fuck u momo but ur butt is gr8
>>190222
I like joy's version the best
>>190222
A GODDESS
>>190244
a retard
yeri is unsexualizable
yeri ruins rv
>>190293
joy can be sluttier now that she's not the maknae
thanks yeri
>>190304
if joy was the maknae irene wouldve been forced to slut it up
>>190339
that's fine too
>>190383
id get her pregnant on the first try
stay out of mu kpg
omo yooa
b-back that ass up
nice
>>190496
>those lower back dimples
I NEED MORE
>>190496
buttslut
>>190496
i like the back dimples
Anri....mommy...
yuju is making it hard not to fap desu
>>190556
Post some fappable yuju
18 hours of sleep is a bad feel...
>>190635
die
>>190621
I don't have any
>>190635
>18 hours of sleep
is this even possible?
>>190701
i slept for 5 hours, wanted to sleep again to fix my sleep schedule so i took a benzo and a melatonin and slept for another 13 hours
>tfw you will never shoot your head with a pumgun while high on acid and listening to the best song in the world by pink flyod
>>190714
yozoh...
>>190714
drink a bunch of water
>>190715
you should at least give it a try
morning trash
school was cancelled on account of the snow
>>190815
lucky
>>190731
what if i fail
>>190815
unlucky
>>190853
you could succeed.. but you will never know if you dont try.
>>190874
the devil speaks in my ear...
is the erpqt here?
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE ERP
>>190923
>>190954
i was waiting for my special one
leave my cutie llamafriend alone
he is mine and mine alone
>>190981
i guess that isn't me then *moonwalks away*
>>191000
>>190986
a grouphug would be nice right now...
>>191008
*llamahugs you*
>>183937
pedo ass pedo
>>191015
awwwwwwwwwwwwww!
i hate all of you almost as much as i hate myself
>>190954
wanna erp?
http://www.rferl.org/contentinfographics/foreign-fighters-syria-iraq-is-isis-isil-infographic/26584940.html
Why is Europe breeding grounds for radical Islam?
>>191026
Why are your people so good at everything?
watch my reaction vid pls f(am)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m636AC5b_eY
>>191091
SAME DUDE, SAME!!! BTS IS MY BIAS GROUP SO I AM FUCKING DEAD RIGHT NOW, I WAS NOT READY TO WAKE UP TO THIS!!! THIS WAS IN THE WORKS SINCE FUCKING MAMA WHEN THEY PUT NEVERMIND ON JIMIN'S BODY, AND THEN YOU HEAR IT AT THE BEGINNING OF THEIR INTRO PERFORMANCE RIGHT B4 KRIZZ KALIKO'S SONG AND THEN U SEE THE WORDS B4 THEIR MMA PERFORMANCE!!!!!!!
How do I get irl kpop friends
where do they live
im up to immigrating somewhere new for kpop friends
>>191179
dont come here we bully asians for sport
>>191091
This actually is you, isn't it?
lewd friends... where are you?
>>191201
it is why are you surprised?
>>191091
this is the "straight" guy who keeps posting that one image of jimin in kpg
>>191213
im here...
>>191285
thats big
im out
I have been watching a lot of Korean guys jack off on webcam and now i think i can accurately guess the penis size of any idol
>>191052
they found an ambulance full of explosives that was gonna go off in hannover damn
>>191285
Awful facial expressions, how can he expect to debut like this?
>>191167
how could anyone stand being around these people irl
>>191285
why does every shemale have such a blank and unimpressed facial expression when they cum lol
>>191348
Not the person you're responding to, but IRL my real friends don't know about it and I just lose my shit in private/over the internet.
>>191359
probably because they dont feel much.
hormones and shit destroy your orgasms
girlposters come to me
girlposters cum on me
>>191401
always here even when I'm not.
>>191285
Who is this? Like like an actual woman besides the man hands
>>191026
this slut loves having stuff on her face
tfw your friend is using your computer and you forgot to close the ladyboy cumshot compilation and asian schoolgirl butt sniffing tabs
>>191428
Long Mint
>>191459
Ugh, I really wished there was a passable trap >:(
>>191446
lol nice micro dick faggot
>>191506
Talk shit, post dick
>>191425
based you recommended liar game right?
im not a girl but i do have a pussy
was hyunaqt at the soccer game today?
>>191506
but it's huge
>>191517
Mine
>>191494
long mint and saphire young are nice imo
i'm white but it really really irritates me when other white people talk about liking kpop or knowing kpop.
stop posting those ugly dicks
you are scaring the cute girlposters away
>>191640
they're pretty dicks tho
>>191646
lol
in that case I have the nicest dick itt
>>191655
>second nicest and second cutest dick itt
word
im going back to /mu/
>>191667
that one is fucking disgusting compared to mine
not even kidding
>>191603
>tfw americans talk about kpop around me they literally only like psy,hyuna,sistar,mamamoo and exid
such shit
>>191685
but it's super pretty and i'm the most respected dick critic in the world
>>191697
you have shit taste tbfh
>>191688
I haven't even met anyone who likes girlpop. On rare occasion someone will be aware of SNSD's existence but mostly it's Psy, Bigbang, and sometimes Exo
>>191705
you're nobody
tfw in my room and doing things while my sister is next to my room having a friend over...
>>191541
I did. Are you liking it?
wish i was watching liar game with that girlposter who recommended it
i would hug and kiss you so much...
>>191774
you should do something in her room
>>191774
hot..
>>191802
its totally my style
>>191774
are you the personality with the hot sister?
>>191811
We could always stream it together.
>>191828
I'm glad to hear that. I've read it's a deal different from the manga and even the Japanese drama, but what are you liking so far about it?
>>191812
wtf lol no
>>191865
yeah she got all the good genes
;_;
>>191874
aw..
well in my eyes you are the best
>>191874
why not? i'm sure she'll like it
>>191866
stream doesnt work for kdramas i want to pauze or chain them. maybe if we were together irl..
havent read or watched those but i liked the plot
these all appeal to me: game show, planning and strategy, being sneaky deceitful, smart guy, cute innocent girl, only 12 eps
>>191886
thank you...
>>191888
no she wont. I can hear them laughing through the wall. i wonder what they are doing
>>191954
they are exploring their sexuality I guess..
>>191874
Introduce me to your sister.
>>191874
stop posting pictures of hyuna and start posting pictures of her
>>191976
no they are not lesbian
>>192011
nope she has a bf
>>192013
fuck off faggot mexican
>>192013
word
>>192031
if i was a girl i'd experiment with girls though
even if i was straight
don't you think?
>>192031
Girls sometimes experiment regardless. Believe me.
>my dad is texting me telling me about how his coworker's daughter likes kpop and he's trying to get me to be friends with her
>>191918
Ah well.
I'll have to give it a shot when a lot of free time opens up again. When you finish it let me know your final verdict and I'll let you know mine when I start watching it.
>>192013
mirin your woozi
>>192013
>>192031
so trash
is the mexican
or the german our guy?
we can only support one
>>192031
at least my country isn't responsible for the keking and invasion of a whole continent
http://mrconservative.com/2013/03/6673-ten-horrifying-stories-of-muslims-gang-raping-white-woman/
>>192060
lolll
>>192060
Wait, are you actually Mexican?
>>192060
dindu nuffin
>>192075
si amigo, soy el mexican kpop me gusta el kpop general
Yuri is a sex bomb.
Why did all the personalities stop posting in kpg and migrate to trash?
Whatever the reason, I hope you stay here.
>>192105
Do you like El Salvadorians? I get a lot of those in my state
>>192118
its fun and comfy here
>>192105
Ahora te escuchas cual kpop?
>>192138
Loco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghJ3hC5N7-Y
>>192125
pupusas are the bomb, the only hispanics that i dont like are the mexican who think mexico is the greatest place on earth
>>192173
It could be a great country if it wasn't for all of the brain drain and corruption
>>192173
>the only hispanics that i dont like are the mexican who think mexico is the greatest place on earth
you forgot the Argentineans.
Post cute stuff like this.
>>192044
>>192042
>>192042
yeah I understand. I want to experiment too...
>>192060
yeah true lol third worlder
>>192201
They just pretend to be white
TRYING TO NOT JACK OFF TODAY DUE TO SENSITIVITY LOSS FROM AGGRESSIVE STROKING
>>192243
no need to be so aggressive anon
>>192231
There's a lot more wrong with them than that. You just have to talk to the ones that vacation in the States.
I deal with a lot of Latino tourists, and Argentineans are always the most entitled, rude and demanding.
>>192255
CANT HELP IT BUB, ITS A VICIOUS CYCLE. HOPEFULLY A WEEK OFF WILL FIX IT BUT I CANT SEEM TO GO MORE THAN ONE DAY WITHOUT PULLING ON MY PECKER LIKE IM TRYING TO START A LAWNMOWER
>>192257
Are you the tour guide Anon?
i had the dream again.... the one where i wasnt balding....
>>192243
Iktf, when I jack off I stroke so fucking fast and hard that I've lost my sensitivity and jacking off in a normal pase feels soooo slow
>>192289
Nah. I work retail in a city that attracts gorillions of tourist dollars. Mostly get Brazilians, followed by Argetineans. Plenty of other Latinos, some Europeans, and then occasionally qt Koreans come in.
allahu akbar
>>192336
Do they accidentally tip you because they heard about our tipping culture?
Omo Tae..
>>192350
Tourists hardly tip, but I've had it happen a few times while I was in sales. Not in sales anymore, so I mostly just greet and chat with tourists. It's a pretty nice gig when I get some folks who are a little more down to Earth.
>qt Japanese-Brazilians touching my shoulders when they're talking to me
omo
>qt shy Koreans can barely look me in the eye if they're asking me a question
omo
>>192320
is this rufus
omooo
>>192395
who
Illuminati devil horns...
>>192406
yuna kim
>>192390
How do I get a job? ><
>>192473
come over here badboy, I'll give you a job
tfw no goth friend
>>192481
try rufus, he's goth
how does yozoh manage to btfo hyunaqt every time he posts?
>>192473
Well, I speak two languges besides English and interview well on top of that.
What are your strengths and what kind of job are you looking for?
#prayforrufus
>>192511
idk. I've never been legally employed in my whole life. I just want to leave the house and make some money on the side to buy Kpop. I've applied to some places but I never hear back
>>192508
proof
>>192525
apply to grocery stores, they hire anyone
some of my coworkers have been to prison
>>192535
Every time I check, there's no open positions (according to their website anyways). :(
>>192525
Try restaurants. There's gotta be a place looking for dishwashers, busboys or waiters. You gotta bite the bullet, go in and ask if they're hiring.
>>192535
This too. Plenty of places are always looking for overnight and merchandising. Especially since it's night time and you don't have to deak with customers, they don't really care if you're not particularly outgoing or social.
>>192557
walk in to the store and ask if they are hiring
>>192508
who's yozoh?
zagtul...
my life is over
>>192559
do the restaurant thing. i started off washing dishes, then got to prep veggies and stuff and then eventually moved up to cooking real shit.
kitchens are nice because you don't have to deal with anybody besides your coworkers who will most likely not speak english and will be pretty chill if you aren't a dick
>>192569
stfu idiot
Ayo GG
>>192569
you want to do something to my waifu?
>>192580
taeyeon looks hot here
>>192577
>and then eventually moved up to cooking real shit.
Not him but what if you cant cook and they try to move you to that?
>>192581
pyo looks hot here
>>192589
Her life is a beauty.
>>192581
hahahahaha epic XD
>>192581
omo i do...
>>192508
learned from the best
>>192570
Rooting for you, anon.
>>192590
Cooking is a skill like any other. You'll learn as you go, and if the place isn't totally garbage they'll train you.
Trial and error. You should try cooking for yourself when you get the chance so you can learn for yourself. Cooking is an important skill and it's better for you and cheaper in the long run then always buying pre-made stuff anon.
pyo's tiny mijoos
>>192481
hyuna feet
my mouth
how can we make this happen?
>>192636
i dont know but they arent top tier desu
>>192636
lick the floor of your local gymnasium, you will get the same results
>>192590
they won't force you unless it's a major emergency. besides, you learn through observation and people teaching you during slow hours. unless you are working in a super nice restaurant (you won't be), nothing you will be making is insanely complicated. cooking honestly isn't hard if you just practice. find a base (usually a protein, start with something like chicken if you are really incompetent because it's cheap) and mix things with it, see if it tastes good, try it in different forms. use things that you like as inspiration.
try to stay away from working at places like applebees, mcdonalds and big franchises like that, they just microwave shit and its super boring from what my friends tell me. i worked at a thai restaurant and it was pretty okay even when it was doing dreg work, got very fun when you get to do real stuff.
lots of burns and cuts but it beats standing behind a cash register any day for me. plus you can cook for your friends/gf and they will be super impressed, especially if you are around college age.
>>192623
imagine your cum dripping down her flat chest
>>192614
Ive tried cooking and Im so bad at it and I get so frustrated. If my mom had taught me when I was younger like moms are supposed to do,it wouldn't have been a problem. But she always treated me like I was in the way and would yell at me to leave when I wanted to help.
>have to teach myself a bunch of shit because my programming course was created by retards
yeah this is exactly what I pay tuition for, self-learning
I should just drop out and become the next bill gates
>>192644
what's top tier then?
>>192657
i (zagtul) want to lick it up
>>192660
My mom is like that too. And my mom's a really good cook. I'll probabaly never be as good as she is, but at least I can make meals for myself that I find tasty. Don't give up hope anon.
I'm guessing your mom isn't American either.
>>192677
How's your assignment coming along?
>>192660
youtube is your friend
thats how i learned how to make tangy honey glazed ham
>>192576
>>192647
why dont you lads ever post in the kpg anymore?
>>192677
good luck i tried that too but gave up :/
>>192696
This is /kpg/
>>192677
annyeong~
come to the pad
>>192648
>tfw you can't cook for shit
>your mom and dad gives you shit for it
>you say whatever and just eat microwaved meals everyday
I think I'm getting cancer
>>192684
jessica of course
>>192687
i have to end it now or never
>>192696
mu is getting cukked by janitors. we are free here
free as americans
>>192693
slightly less shit than yesterday but I don't see a light at the end of the tunnel
>>192677
Just go to an Ivy League. You get to protest about the stupidest shit
>>192512
did he get attacked by sandniggers too?
So when is the yezi solo coming?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5CQn6o6w_g
also i hope fiestar comes out with a full album with all of their old stuff like what orange caramel did
>>192711
But why?
>>192711
>>192700
kpg is ever the same
and janitors aren't that bad
although I suppose I am talked to a habitual perverted degenerate and the number 1 off-topic avatar
>>192693
My mom is American. And we're form the South no less so you would have thought it would be something she would have wanted to do to prepare me for growing up. But nope.
>>192695
That sounds so good :3
