Dogs are the most glorious species on earth.
>tfw no cult worshiping them as gods on earth
>>1600534
For a second there I thought that dog had two sets of testicles
>So divine
I mean, but furries are kind of worshipping dogs and other animals, don't you think?
>>1600708
I suppose.
But it's not enough.
Yes OP dogs are fucking hot. I cant wait until i get me a qt dog.
>>1600534
Mans best friend.
Dobermans give me such boners.
>>1610203
Agreed much cooler then pitbulls. Pitbulls are cancer.
>>1610329
It's their "bad dog" sleekness that arouses me.
>>1609623
stop avarafagging with your cat, you autistic dipshit
>>1610396
You cant fuck a cat or have it fuck you. Your literally like a pedo kill yourself.
I'd totally hump Roscoe and Desoto.
Mount one and let the other mount me in a threesome of bestiality.
>>1610502
Cats never show a liking for it, most cats iv seen in bestiality videos look drugged and its just depressing.
>>1610657
How do people not know about gaybeast.com although they have been overrun with fly fetishists of late wand worm and things that go in or feast on your dick which is the single most disgustingest thing iv ever had to see a picture of in my life and iv seen dead bodies.
>>1610715
>>1610715
Cats are just not sexy in that way dude, there supposed to be cute and innocent and thats how they will stay.
>>1610757
Can we go back to fantasizing about dogs now?
>>1610787
Yeah this this a dog thread not a catvsdog thread. Start a cat thread if thats what your into m80.
>>1610854
We need some actuall dogs not this cartoony shit atleast OPs image was more correct.
>>1611079
And bring the mods down on us.
>>1611198
This is trash who cares.
Divine animals
>>1611079
I'll just get banned if i post my real dog shit son.
>>1610776
You'll change your mind when you get a dog.
>>1618319
fatfags pls go
Pink...
>>1618719
>implying it's teh fat
Did intend on the ass more but w/e
![a4d95009274edefdece878f21475c24f[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/hH0GXGK.jpg "a4d95009274edefdece878f21475c24f[1].png")
>>1610203
>>1600534
Dogs are amazing as a companion, but a thing I'm legit jealous of is their cock shape.
> tfw your gf takes more pleasure from a canine cock than yours, and you can't do anything about it.
>>1600615
washington
washington
six foot eight weighs a fucking ton
I have a corgi bitch
Too bad she can only lick and can't swallow all in. Her tongue is too rough for me.
P.s. is corgi pussy to tight for human dick? I don't wanna hurt her.
>>1660893
A dog twice her size would still be too small
>>1600534
>no cult worshiping them as gods on earth
Because they're bitches meant to take my human dick
![c3ea24e750e508d8c5f8cdf5f4cc84e5[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ao6dSun.png "c3ea24e750e508d8c5f8cdf5f4cc84e5[1].png")
>>1661538
>forcing yourself upon divine beings
Wait for them to start demanding it.
>>1671550
I only posted to save the thread from falling off, but I'm bored and I guess I could post some more shit.
>>1671618
>page 7
I guess if none of you are gonna, I will
No complaining about my taste
>>1673821
>>1673838
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>>1673867
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>>1673882
Holy shit i love you
>>1673882
>>1673900
>>1673901
Dobermans are one of my big things, but I'm going through downloads of entire threads that I haven't sorted yet so you'll have to bear with me
>>1673935
>>1673948
>>1673956
>max filesize
So I think this folder is out of them.
Here's some carrot to make up for it.
>>1674081
>>1674089
>>1674154
So back to our regularly scheduled programming or something.
>>1674175
>>1674193
>>1674203
>>1674223
cats are still better desu
>>1674237
>>1674260
>>1674270
>>1674259
>fucking a housecat
you'll get brain parasites
>>1674283
Only if you're trying to give one a rimjob like a retard
>>1674283
>>1674302
>>1674342
>>1674359
>>1674364
>>1674380
>>1674399
>>1674403
>>1674433
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>>1674447
>>1674259
>>1674294
Lions make my dick go crazy though so if someone makes a thread I'll contribute
>>1674467
>>1674476
>>1674482
>>1674467
Lions are shit, though
House cats are the master race
>>1674493
>>1674500
>>1674497
That's a cool opinion, but I'll fite u m8
>>1674513
>>1674520
>>1674476
All these lovingly rendered dog pussies are making me cry because I had to spay my dog last year after she got pyometra and ever since the surgery she's become too small internally :(
At least I will always have the memories, and she's still healthy, happy and horny :)
>>1674529
>>1674513
I mean, if you had said leopards or cheetahs or tigers or anything else you'd have a point
But lions?
Only thing I can think of that could be worse than them are those Asian cat breeds with the weird faces
>>1674536
>>1674547
That feel when my female dog is in heat, but I can't have sex with her because my penis is too big.
>>1674558
>>1674568
>>1674580
>>1674586
>>1674616
>>1674628
>>1674642
>>1674653
Man, what was with the thread I got these from and fucking Bolt?
>>1674567
what breed? Most of the time you can get lucky stretching her out with your fingers with time, patience and lots of lube.
>>1674665
>>1674704
>>1674726
>>1674754
>>1674779
>>1674700
She's a husky, but she's like half the size they're supposed to be. I've been trying to stretch her out a bit, but I can barely get a full finger in, and even that's taken quite a bit of work an lube to achieve.
>>1674787
>>1674811
>>1674788
bummer, I would love to have a siberian myself but the ones we have in yurop are all so small and petite working dogs.
I wish someone would import the american show lines, those are both big and very beautiful.
>>1674815
>>1674828
>>1674840
>>1674850
>>1674865
>>1674874
>>1674885
>>1674892
And that's it for this folder. I'll post some ungulatr because of wolf link and then I'll stop because I'm fucking tired of capchas
>>1674912
>>1674892
I love everything about this picture.
>>1674920
>>1674929
>>1674969
>>1674973
>>1674979
>>1674986
>>1674999
>>1675009
Aaand that's your lot. I'm not digging through my own poor organization to find the rest of the dobermans.
>>1674567
pls post that canine vagina
Help. Gf was getting frisky and wanted to suck her dog off. But when she tried to get him erect, nothing worked. It's the second time she tried it, but didn't work anyway.
First time, the dog looked stressed and started to drool a lot. She just rubbed his sheath gently.
Second time, he was more at ease. She told me that he even seemed to enjoy it, but still no erection. She read a guide on how to pleasure male dogs, so she tried to rub behind the knot part, but no dice.
What should she do to make her dog hard?
It may be worth to mention that her dog is about 3 years old, and a virgin in every way.
>>1675849
I have no idea how to help, but I hope you and your gf succeed, anon!!!!
Here's a gif I found on the /r/picsofcaninedicks subreddit that might help you two
>>1675849
It's probably going to be difficult if he's neutered, which it sounds like he is, but try to pull the sheath back
You're going to want to do that before he gets fully hard anyway, don't want the knot to get stuck in there
>>1675849
hey, sorry, I deleted the above image cause I think it counts as bestiality and I don't want to get banned right now, but click the "This is how it's done" post on /r/picsofcaninedicks to see the gif
>>1675969
Do you have any idea where the original video for that is?
I'd rather not fap to a 240x192 gif if I don't have to
>>1676050
no idea, sorry. I'm like a total virgin to all things feral and bestiality. I've only really ever even seem dog dick videos on youtube, and I really wish I saved some of the older ones before they were taken down
>>1676008
He isn't neutered. GF tried to rub his nuts too, but still no effect.
Also, she could get the very top of his dick out of the sheath by pulling it down, but it's not comfortable for both her and the dog. She told me that sometimes, he goes full erect for no reason, but it's never for sexual reasons it seems.
>>1675969
That's roughly what she did except the dog was laying on his side/back. Does it have any kind of impact?
>>1676588
He's probably knotting in his sheath, try pulling it back the first thing you do
>>1675969
fucking mods
>>1679337
nonono, I deleted it myself instantly before a mod saw it. I posted where I found the gif minutes later, if you want to see it.
I've gotten banned for supposedly posting beast when it was just a gif of a mare's asshole being penetrated by a dildo, so I think a hand on a human cock would be considered beast as well...........
>>1679374
>a hand on a human cock
I meat to say dog dick, obviously. and, mods don't just delete bestality images.... when you're banned, all active posts you have on the board are purged.
unless the mod was kind to you and only gives you a warning, they're not only gonna delete the offending image
>>1679424
even the animated beast gets deleted from /gif/, shit's weird
>>1676608
The wierd thing is his sheath is just slightly bigger than usual after working it for a bit. It doesn't really look like he's fully erect.
For a time, I thought about some kind of sheath problem, like the canine equivalent of phimosis, where the sheath is not stretchy enough to allow the dick to get out, but gf swears that she already saw him fully erect.
Plus, isn't the dog supposed to cum when the knot is inflated? In our case, there's no leaking, not even some sort of precum.
Is it possible that the dog is just not stimulated by rubbing his sheath? Is there other ways to get him to get hard? (Like giving him the illusion that he's going to mate, or something like that?)
now
>>1680229
If he's laying down on his side or back he's maybe going to be in a too submissive state of mind to get sexually aroused.
I would much rather try letting him stand on all fours and getting him worked up first by teasing him, petting him all over, playing tug of war or whatever is his favorite activities. If you can get him a little jumpy, that's the ideal time to pull back on his sheath and hold the base behind his knot and instincts should take over.
>>1675849
you can't really suck off a dog and have them enjoy it
>>1683103
Not entirely true, the trick is that the dog can't be humping or moving around to avoid hurting him with your teeth.
As long as you let him hump your hand and form the knot first, then swing his dick around all the male dogs I've been with has happily let me suck on their dicks for a long time. You can feel how good of a job you're doing by the amount of cum fluids produced and the strength of each spurt!
They all seem to go crazy with pleasure when you twiddle the tip with your tongue, way more effective than trying to deep throat the entire thing!
bump for knots
b-bump
>>1653835
OPPONENTS BEWARE
THE FUTURE BEWARE
bump for knots
>>1717377
I suppose I'll oblige
>>1697004
I was so confused by the internal shot. I thought it was a dog dick growing from a potted plant being shoved in someone before I looked at the rest of the image. and the internal shot still doesn't make sense to me
>you will never have a knot bump you
>>1738432
Well, I mean, you could.
>>1746882
no
I'm allergic to dogs
>>1755719
Is it just the fur?
>>1600534
Humans are #1 but dogs are a close second.
We need more female dogs pics.
>>1763252
A bit, but I'm more allergic to the saliva.
Anyone want to RP dog cuckold stuff on F-list or Kik or something like that? Nothing gets me harder than being inferior to a knotty dick.
What dog breed would be big enough for the pussy to have enough room for a human penis? Hypothetically speaking
>>1781600
Here's a chart I found
Breed Useable Length (inches) Diameter (inches)
_______________________________________________________________________
Cocker Spaniel=======2.0-3=========0.5-1
Greyhound============2.5-3=========0.5-1
Bulldog==============2.5-5=========1
Dalmatian============3-4.5=========1
Collie===============4-5===========1
Labrador=============4-6===========1
Irish Setter=========4-6===========1
German Shepherd======5-7===========1.5
Great Dane===========5-7===========1.5
Saint Bernard========7-9===========1.5-1.75 (135# dog)
Mastiff==============7.5===========1.5-1.75
Whichever one matches up with your dick, check how tall that breed is
Whatever height that breed is, that's the minimum I would suggest going for
Also here's the guide I found the chart from
http://www.textfiles.com/anarchy/FDR/fdr-0227.txt
>>1782056
u-unf, those are some nice big dog dicks~
>>1782056
Can confirm German Shepherds are suitable
>>1782056
I've heard things about dane-mastiff mixes being 8+
>>1782574
>you will never be impaled on a foot long mastiff dick and stuck on its knot as it pumps ou full of cum :<
>>1783321
I don't think dog dicks get up to a foot long, but they do get to 10, maybe 11 inches long
>>1782056
That's a chart for dog dicks, or dog vaginas?
Seems like everyone think it's for dicks
>>1786102
It's for dicks
>>1786102
It's dicks. His idea is if the male has a dick roughly the same size as yours, a female of the same breed can fit your dick.
In practice, bitches can fit surprisingly larger things in them (probably because of knots)
>>1786278
Having no experience with bitches myself, I'm just saying that a breed with the same size dick as yours or bigger would be your safest bet
And due to [spoiler]having no experience with vaginas in general[/spoiler], I can't say if increased tightness would be worth risking not being able to fit at all
If you think it's worth it, then by all means go for a slightly smaller breed
>>1786573
German shepherds, labradors and larger breeds are usually able to take a human after a gentle introduction with careful stretching.
You can't directly compare a dogs penis size to how easy it would be to penetrate the female for a human. You have to remember that a male dog has a bone inside his penis that makes it stiff enough to penetrate while it's still relatively flaccid and thin. He swells up after entering the bitch and fills whatever space is available. A human on the other hand has to be fully erect before penetration so our dicks are a lot thicker going in.
more cream filled fortune cookies
>all there unironic animal rapists
die
>>1791580
I don't think anyone in this thread rapes animals
At least, I hope none of them do
>>1791859
A discussion on how big of a dog breed you should go for if you want to be able to have sex with her comfortably
Don't see what this has to do with rape, if anything an animal rapist wouldn't care if the dog's too small
>>1791930
sex with animals is rape, fucking scum
>>1791953
How so?
>>1791998
use your brain instead of your dick, rapist
>>1792011
I am
Brain says that it doesn't make sense to think that animals are always traumatized by sexual acts with humans, no matter how minor or if the animal even initiated it
>>1792047
then it seems that all the statutory rape has rotted your brain
>>1792075
>make statement
>"your brain is rotted"
ok
>>1792093
if you actually think that, then your brain must be rotted
>>1792101
Again, "ok"
Maybe try making a rebuttal of some sort?
Anything resembling a discussion?
Something more than name-calling, at least
>>1791953
Yeah, sure. Getting on all fours naked with a random dog in the room will never result in you being fucked, even if you're 100% passive. If the dog decides to fuck you, you're obviously raping him!
I bet you're one of those people who thinks that every animal video on Youtube contains animal abuse, and every girl on the street gets raped if a man looks at them?
>>1792101
>stop liking what I don;t like
>>1791953
Is it rape when a dog fucks another dog?
No.
Then why would it be rape when a bitch accepts a human the same way she would accept a male dog?
Post on /zoo/?
>>1800460
That would be one way to get around the mods.
>>1680229
>>1683596
This nigga knows what he's talking about.
It took me months and months of work to get my VERY submissive boxer to be interested in sex. You're probably not going to get him there while he's on his back, it's not a natural position. Also dogs only seem to enjoy dick stroking before they knot. After they knot you want to get a tight grip behind the knot and stimulate the tip gently. Deepthoating is not the way to go.
>cat thread gets to bump limit entirely with shitposting
>dog thread is chill
dogs > cats confirmed
>>1817564
Not our fault we happened to be stuck with an underage autist and a screaming anti-zoo
I miss dog pussy. There's nothing better than pumping a full load deep inside a toasty warm fortune cookie.
>>1825051
Me too :(
She started having pyometra after each heat cycle at the age of 7, so the vet recommended spaying. Oh how I miss that pussy!
She clearly misses the sex too, she still gets really horny and wants me to rub her pussy all the time
>>1825159
That's hard. How does spraying your dog prevent her from taking your dick? I have no idea about how it works, so please forgive my ignorance.
>>1825159
Wait, did the vet know you fucked her?
![f40c50a25294ddfdde9721e3b5c4a940[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/McJjaUD.jpg "f40c50a25294ddfdde9721e3b5c4a940[1].png")
dog puss is a legitimate miracle
I find literally nothing in this thread arousing. Any male dog on female human stuff?
>>1836612
>being the plebbiest of plebs
>>1836612
That shit is the worst.
>>1836866
Nnnnnnf dat dog pussy
>>1845311
yyeeesss
>You will never be a small little Zorua getting your rear pounded and filled with a Ninetails hot, thick, sticky cum
Why live~?
>>1832067
top dog
>>1600534
>tfw you will outlive your dog
Doggos are not for sexual you fucking degenerates
>>1862122
I'll fucking fight you.
>>1862155
Yeah.... Go seek mental help.
Maybe a psych. Maybe the police. Maybe a gun to your head.
Any of those will work.
>>1862326
are you the catfucker that used to hang out on /igg/ by chance?
>>1862651
jesus fuck man, how have you been doing? I stopped going by /igg/ when toe had that big long hiatus with cookieclicker a year(?) ago?
I still have an idea for a lewd breeding clicker idle game, that I haven't given up on.
>>1862773
Yeah, I sorta expected something along those lines to happen.
anyways, that's good to hear and whatnot.
Now, go back to trolling these dogfuckers :3
>>1863289
catfucker, go make your own cat thread
up
>>1836843
puffy fortune cookies are the best
This fucking thread. Kek
>>1600534
>>tfw no cult worshiping them as gods on earth
The egyptians had a cult of anubis, a dog-god.
You should start one.
>>1881960
how
>>1881960
>Dog-God
Nigger, Anubis is supposed to have a jackal head. They're as related as hamsters and rats.
![950a9ce9d457d5e802549805be6892b9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/poaT9Nv.jpg "950a9ce9d457d5e802549805be6892b9[1].jpg")
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>>1782056
>Dogs evolved to have giant penises.
I'm going to have to say that cavemen were doing this stuff for a long time.
bamp
>too scared to get a dog despite wanting to get knotted
They'd just be so much more work than cats
>>1922043
A cat is fine too
I'd never actually fuck a dog, the closest is I'm probably going to buy one if the Natasha toys from bad dragon.
>>1924315
If you're going to buy a dog pussy, I think Hazel is way better than Natasha. I own both and Hazel is much closer to a real dog and more comfortable on my dick, too.
It's fairly large inside and the curve at the opening means that you can let go of it and it will stay put on your dick which is really nice. Both Natasha and Mary will slip off in comparison if you let go of them.
I really miss dog cock.
b-bump for dog knots
>>1924428
I have one of these, it's easily my favorite toy I own.
>>1959946
It's pretty good.
But, I don't have any other toys, so I can't really compare.
>>1660893
How does her pussy smell and taste? I can't be the only one going downtown on pretty puppies
>>1825159
Eat that puss you monster
