HG Thread.
197th Express Games, night five
>>3934767
Didn't have too much time for schoolin when I was a boy. Ma needed me round the house too much for it aftah pappy passed.
first for dank arpee
>>3934767
I-I tried to cook like Noel! You don't like it??
>>3934677
Huh.. That sounds so interesting. I wonder what caused her to have two personalities.
How often do you see Jack-O?
>>3934697
Splits in two...
Hang on, like um.. Like Chen? I met her here once. She had two tails.
>>3934742
>She smiles awkwardly and holds the bag out towards you, shaking it.
Here, there're a lot more if you want them.
>>3934644
>he attempts to shake you off to no avail
I am well huma-erm, android!
To be fair, i'm not sure what the appropriate term is..
>>3934799
Same
>>>/pol/80010884
WHICH ONE OF YOU NIGGERS DID THIS?
>>3934806
Chen, Chen...ah, she's the one I was told of~! Yeah, like her, she's one!
>>3934767
This is definitely MFW I find a hand grenade
Sanders with the mixtape
>>3934829
*innocent*
>>3934755
That is correct, Sir.
>>3934772
All presumed dead, Admiral.
Wanko made an appearance recently, but I haven't been able to draw a bead on her location.
>>3934774
I haven't seen this before, but it's amazing.
>>3934767
This tastes horrible.
>>3934754
>miraculously, I'm unharmed
>>3934829
EVERYBODY MAKE AN ENTRY
WE /RAIDING POL/ NOW
>>3934812
>Kaito's grip like him is iron.
Whatever you feel like calling me is fine!
>>3934742 (N)
H-hey hey! Do you like music?
>>3934746 (Rammy)
You know you can always talk to me, I don't heave much weight on my shoulders.
>>3934765
I have been told that she is fearsome and vengeful She even made a wanted poster of me. We never fought though.
>>3934806
I saw three times at most since my arrival here. It is difficult to get in contact with her.
>>3934869
...
>>3934799
FOR THE DANK ARRPEE!
>>3934806
>Lets go of the tail so she can take the bag.
>Looks through it.
>>3934869
. . .
>>3934863
Shut bolin.
>>3934863
>Raiding /pol/
>>3934845
Aww shit
>>3934863
/b/ is one thing, /pol/ is a completely different ballgame. Don't fuck with them, /pol/ mods do not fuck around, especially if they realize /trash/ is raiding them
>>3934884
Express Games is the most family friendly tournament of the year
>>3934910
Thank you for your donation.
>>3934844
So cats can really become people just by living to a certain age? Wow.. That's pretty crazy! I've never even heard of that happening!
>>3934880
So.. Not often, then.
You said you had a mission to destroy humanity.. Does she have the same mission?
>>3934889
>She swings her tail as far away from the girl as possible, sighing a breath of relief. Inside of the bag would be mostly dried peaches, though there were a few blueberries and chestnuts mixed in as well.
Feel free to have anything in there, since we're friends now and all, I think.
>>3934910
I-I'm a man?!
>>3934880
She is, she is...it was utterly one-sided.
>>3934932
I don't think it can happen outside of Gensokyo any longer, now.
Anyone town of Salem?
>>3934880
>Kaito gives you a patient smile.
It's alright, somethings are hard to share or put into words right?
>>3934889
Haha... There's something surreal about talks like these.
OCEAN MAN TAKE BY THE HAND
>>3934957
Hihi
HardwareStore
>>3934845
Spicier beats than anything else I evah released!
>>3934910
I appreciate the sentiment, but I already did that!
>>3934850
Perfect! You gonna need them supernatural aspects to propahly serve me, plus I don't have to fry you alive this way!
>>3934932
. . .
>Starts eating another peach.
>>3934967
>Cocks her head.
. . ?
>>3934850
Young Frankenstein remains one of my favorite movies of all time, and I watch a lot of fucking movies.
>>3934979
Mutilated lips give a kiss on the wrist of the worm-like tips of tentacles expanding in my mind I'm fine accepting only fresh brine you can get another hit of this yeah you wish.
>>3934945
So the place itself must be pretty magical, huh? That's crazy.. All kinds of crazy things live there!
>>3934989
Hehe.. Well, I'm glad you like them. I just bought those from the store this morning.
>>3934850
Oh..
>he rests by you
I'd say kill me now, but knowing you, you will just make that a slow and painful process, getting turned on from watching me suffer.
>>3935025
It's the place where everything magical was exiled~. Noone told you that?
>>3934910
Here's a healthy dose of suspense
>>3934932
Possibly. When I had asked her what her purpose was, she stated she was doing it. While doing nothing.
>>3934945
I see. Still. I felt I had to do something. She could not have just done that and had nothing taken away from her.
>>3934967
I may have been upset. when you told me about your father.
Post your avas theme music
>>3935060
Lenny's gone full Jonestown
>>3934983
I'm more of a zombie than a ghost, and I appreciate the lack of frying, Sir.
What will my first assignment be?
>>3935010
I'm very appreciative of clever slapstick, so I may have to enjoy the whole film sometime.
>>3935030
Not to you, Sir.
Just take a good nap, sir.
I'll be here when you get back, even if none of the others are.
>>3935062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuOnQpyP1nc
>>3935060
So, I'll be stronger after all of this?
>>3935062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKJ3ZI26klA
>>3935062
Die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvLDLusWXBI
>>3935102
>>3935102
The final showdown is next, one of these two is about to win.
>>3935098
It's more a general goal than any specific task really. Spread my name and likeness across the land, bring cheap, fast, delicious fried chicken to those who don't know of me. The more present I am in the cultural consciousness, the more powahful I grow.
>>3935102
One thing about carvin up so many birds ovah the years, you learn exactly how to separate a joint real easy.
>>3935046
Huh? No, nobody told me! So that's what it's for? That makes it even cooler, I think. So it's just a place made for crazy stuff!
>>3935061
Huh. Maybe she's like you, and doesn't quite know her purpose.
But we talked about maybe setting up a pet daycare for you, right? D'you think that might be your purpose?
>>3935025
>Stares at her tail again while she eats.
>>3935062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ2lLp1VfyY
>>3935062
https://soundcloud.com/guiltygearxrdsoundtrack/guilty-gear-xrd-sign-diva-of-despair-ramlethals-theme
>>3934989
Talking with someone who doesn't really talk back, it's bittersweet.
>>3935061
You know... He didn't like me for the first couple of years, but I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you feel bad..
>>3935121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMMJ3_JUJlE
>>3935121
>>3935098
>Their avas don't have actual themes
>>3935061
It's her job, it's her job...at least she's not as cruel as she used to be.
>>3935153
And completely sealed off from the outside world~.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFUwGO8hdwg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK6COKNcPRw
>Take your pick
>>3935144
>>3935149
Damn it Milord, you should have let me work the ovens.
Also, I understand my mission.
By your will, it shall be done.
>>3935166
>he has to smugpost with a RWBY OHIO image
>>3935160
>gg muzak
>>3935197
>He thinks I'm as weaboo as him and know where all the animu is from
>>3935161
. . .
Then don't.
>>3935227
. . .
>Claps.
>>3935227
SOMEBODY RING THE MEMESTER?
>>3935062
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1M2hsI78pzM
>>3935098
Y-you sure? But what if theres an attack? Itl be just you.
>his eyes go bleak
I'm not going to lose another one of my fleet. Abandonment was the entire reason we were made or joined the abyss. I
>he yawns
I cannot let-
>>3935250
MEMES, JACK
>>3935144
Should a known this blasted suit would be the death a me, ehehehehuhhohu....hoo...
>>3935197
You're too kind to an old demigod, ehehehee!
>>3935227
Thank ye kindly for hostin, and congratulations!
>>3935227
Congratulations Otoishi, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>3935223
>But that's almost worse, right?
>>3935153
Which makes her even odder because Mother has given a purpose to all of us. Your suggestion is the strongest one yet. And the most likely. But enough about me. Has your emotional state been well?
>>3935161
It was not your intention. I still compared your relationship with him to mine with her.
>>3935193
And am glad to have not seen her yet. I am surprised Elly has not told you this story.
>>3935214
>Well Ram is from GG.
>>3935223
NORMALFAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GO BACK TO YOUR PARTIES WITH CHAD AND TREVOR THIRSTY THURSDAYS BRUH LETS PLAY SOME COD AND THEN CALL SOME BITCHES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3935165
Shit voice. Shit song.
Doesn't capture the essence of death itself
>>3935166
>their ava's source's OST has more than 2 tracks
Pffft
>>3935272
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>3935272
Thank you all for playing once again
>>3935264
The memes.
>>3935272
Congrats, now play us off with Thunderstruck.
Thanks for hosting, even though I never saw much of it.
>>3935295
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3935272
Congratulations
>>3935295
Thank you for hosting
>>3935289
And your batman impression does?
>>3935289
>Their ava is canon
Weakling
>>3935237
But that would ruin the fun, just because you don't engage in the conversation much doesn't mean you should be ignored.
>>3935276
I think it's a little different, you were cloned from her, I only have his voice as a base for mine...
Alright, this one made me chuckle. I love /pol/
>>3935159
>She swishes her tail idly behind her, making sure to keep it well out of your reach.
So, um..
So...
>>3935193
How do people get there, then?
I thought it was possible by flying, right?
>>3935276
Oh, yeah! I'm totally fine, I've been feeling good, actually. I'm just so glad that I get to come here and be surrounded by friends every day. It's really the best life I could ask for.
>>3935062
https://youtu.be/C6g3VeP_OZw
https://youtu.be/bC3eOOMs0-w
https://youtu.be/LKJ9AVrpM9s
>Arc Police took down all the original XRD/Revelator tracks that I know of.
>>3935272
Congratulations Akira!
Thank you very much for hosting!
You gotta give yourself a latent post to ensure RNG is always on your side when rolling for dubs.
Speaking of which, dubs and I host.
>>3934829
>Mfw I entered my ava and got in
>>3935327
>their ava isn't a completely made up character from a completely fictional universe that you've made yourself
>>3935411
If you win, I'll host after work.
>>3935353
. . .
>>3935390
>Reaches forwards for the tail again.
>>3935404
404, memes not found.
>>3935326
Excuse me?
>>3935327
>not being the epitome of OCs everywhere and being canon at the same time
Psh, are you trying?
>>3935411
>kissu
>>3935404
rerollling for you.
>>3935427
Then win I shall!
>>3935445
>Swats away
>>3935472
Don't swat me away I'm trying to sleep
>>3935472
Love you
>>3935295
Thanks for hosting Mokou
>>3935455
That's not how it works.
>>3935442
I know you hide a tone machine in that mask of yours. Either that or you gargle gravel Reyes
>>3935442
>>3935421
Hmph. Well played.
>>3935482
Y-You should have slept earlier than past midnight, fool...
>>3935483
I do not love you.
>>3935392
http://imgur.com/a/1V7Sj
>>3935353
Your father is still alive and you have a positive relationship with him. The one I was based on is gone and my creator...
>>3935390
Even with Rika?
>>3935490
rerolling for you again. Do it this time though.
>>3935502
>>3935272
Congrats~ And thanks for having us!
>tfw he had to leave
>>3935276
She may have been...embarrassed. Oh! She was...!
>>3935390
Coming and going from here is different, it's different~. Normally you have to become myth in the outside world.
>>3935500
This is my real voice, Jack. How else do you think death sounds like?
I'M BACK AND PREPARED TO SHINE BRIGHT!
>>3935560
>kissu
>>3935509
>Always appreciated.
>>3935428
Haha... Ah, how do you feel about weapons?
>>3935509
I'm sorry, I'm actually at a loss for words for once..
>>3935560
LITTLE
>>3935428
>She grimaces and willfully moves her tail closer towards you, not having it in her heart to deny you.
You really like the tail, huh..? I'm glad, at least you don't hate it..
>>3935509
Yeah! Rika and I are even better friends than ever, now. I went out and bought her a ton of presents. S-She probably won't get me anything back, but like I said, that's just how most people are. I don't expect anything.
>>3935524
A myth?
So.. Like a legend, right? Like someone that's famous?
>>3935535
Like nothing. Because they are dead. Unless you do a shitty job at it.
>>3935560
>>3935560
Why not stay nice and dim, like the moonlight~?
>>3935574
Or disbelieved-in, or disbelieved-in.
>>3935560
. . .
>Waves.
>>3935567
>Shrugs.
>>3935574
>Grips onto it tightly like before.
>Walks closer rather than pulling.
. . .
>>3935561
You think you can kiss me and get away with it?
>>3935572
BIG!
>>3935581
OKAY!
>>3935593
I SAID SHINE BRIGHT!
>post yfw you're too busy to play vidya
>post yfw you spend the only free time you have on /trash/ hg
At least I have my 08:00 mornings on the evening shift.
>>3935504
No regrets
Got to RP
>>3935524
Was she. I suppose it would be embarrassing to die.
>>3935567
It is not your fault. But it has been bothering me recently.
>>3935574
I see. Looks like I will not have to kill her.
>>3935574
>Gives a box
>>3935603
Nobody ever looks at the moon and thinks "wow, that thing's going places!".
It's all about personification...I think.
>>3935604
Whoa, what's with the head tattoo you've got there? That's really metal.
>>3935607
>mfw too busy playing vidya to hg
>mfw no face
>>3935604
Hm... What about ice cream?
>>3935639
Rammy, you'll get through this rough patch, you're pretty strong.
>>3935684
Kek
>>3935606
I'm not in the right mood for it.
>>3935603
So like.. Bigfoot?
>>3935604
>She winces from the tight grip, laughing awkwardly.
So N, um.. Do you like it here?
>>3935639
K-Kill her?! Why would you have to kill her??
Don't do that!
>>3935642
>She tilts her head and takes the box, slightly shaking it.
What's this, Anon?
All memes aside, does Okabe=Subaru?
>>3935639
Or....Terrifying, just terrifying. After her attack on the mansion I met a mountain youkai who got freed after being sealed by her.
>She again shivers
It's not fun, it's not fun.
>>3935650
Who cares what others think, who cares~?
>>3935718
Who? But sure!
>>3935650
. . .
>>3935694
>Thumbs down.
. . .
>>3935718
>Shrugs.
>Moves the tail up and down.
>>3935722
No idea
>>3935580
You clearly don't know a thing about death, Morrison. Death doesn't sound like "nothing". It has multiple voices.
...And we both know I do my job perfectly.
>>3935679
This guy also thinks he can just roll in here and tell me things like "hearts". I'm not the type of guy to be persuade this easily.
>>3935684
R-Rem?!
>>3935710
Jeez, looks like there's another Debby Downer here. What's your problem today?
>>3935728
I care! I want other people to know I'm the very best! What's the point in even living if I can't be considered worthy by everyone around me?
>>3935722
...
Anon, I
>>3935718
Pretty much nothing, here.
>Opens the box
>Inside is a small square of fabric
>>3935722
Who else could fag such a cringy character?
>>3935731
And what's with your teeth? I think you might want to do something about those before you cut your own lip.
>>3935560
I guess you are also prepared to break eardrums.
>>3935694
And if I could not?
>>3935718
She hurt you.
>>3935728
I still stand by my decision that she should not be living. Maybe someone will take care of her.
>>3935667
I'm only on for maybe 2 hours at the most on busy days. That's not nearly enough time for something that I normally spend 4 hours minimum on. I need to get something like Town of Salem, but i'm saving up for a better computer and a few other appliances.
>>3935731
B-but ice cream is good!...
>>3935777
Your friends will be here to catch you before you fall.
>>3935766
>Crosses her arms.
. . .
>>3935792
. . .
>>3935743
Be worthy to yourself~.
>>3935777
Our best bet's old age by now, just old age.
>>3935777
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I AM, RAMBO-TAN!!!!
>>3935800
>he crosses his arms in a mocking fashion
So are you gonna talk, or are you just gonna stare at me all night long?
>>3935728
Oh, like.. Things that people believe in, and others don't, but things that don't really have any proof.
Those sorts of things.
>>3935731
>She lets you play with her tail, having it be completely limp in your hand.
D'you have any friends here?
>>3935754
>She reaches inside for the fabric, picking it up in her palm and examining it.
Well thank you Anon, but..
..What is it?
>>3935777
W-Well, she did, but friends hurt each other sometimes. If we didn't get hurt, then that would mean we never really loved each other in the first place.
You don't need to kill someone over an argument, Rammy.
>>3935743
I'm not a Debby Downer. I was in the mood a few hours ago. Now...not so much.
>>3935817
>It's just a piece of fabric
>The anon is gone
>>3935803
What kind of stupid saying is that? I'm always worthy of myself. The important thing here is that I'm amazing in other's eyes. That's a real challenge.
>>3935821
What exactly do you mean by "being in the mood" anyways? You horny or something?
>>3935857
<3
>Smooch
Love you~
>>3935857
No I mean like as in feeling excited about something. It just comes and goes.
>Knocks up the poster below
>>3935800
. . .
>>3935815
>Stares.
. . .
>>3935817
No.
>Keeps moving the tail around.
>>3935882
. . .
>>3935817
More or less.
>She starts flapping her wings again
>>3935857
A better challenge is being a good fighter~.
>>3935881
Can't do that for multiple reasons..
>>3935888
Knock knock.
>>3935848
...Weird.
I wonder what that was all about.
>She tucks the piece of fabric into the collar of her top.
>>3935888
>She frowns and hugs her knees to her chest, groaning slightly at the force being applied to her tail.
Well, do you want to be my friend, then?
>>3935915
Craazy. So, like, is there a Santa Claus in Gensokyo?
>>3935879
Can you stop smooching me in public? It's getting kind of weird, and I don't really appreciate random people kissing me up for no reason.
>>3935880
So you are depressed after all!
>he forcefully pats your back
Don't you worry one bit. It happens to all kinds of people your age.
>>3935888
I SAID SAY SOMETHING ALREADY!
>>3935915
I like to think I'm the best fighter here. I could knock you on your butt in a matter of seconds.
>>3935935
There might be, there might be~.
>>3935943
Reeally?
>>3935943
Then forcibly stop me~
I wouldn't mind you getting rough with me!
>>3935931
. . .
Who's there?
>>3935935
>Stares at her tail.
. . .
>>3935943
. . .
>>3935967
Reaaaally! I'm what you'd call a champion fighter. Everything I do hurts people, even when I'm just standing around.
>>3935970
Y-You're getting really weird anon. I don't think you should come at me anymore...
>>3935943
bean that faggot with this
>gives brick
>>3935996
Oooh, want to tie me up so you're the dominant one? Okay!
>Gives 50 feet of rope
>>3935943
But I'm not depressed. I'm just bored and the mood to be excited isn't there.
>>3935803
That will take forever. Ugh. Talk about something else before I get angry.
>>3935792
This is the time that I will be speechless.
>>3935817
You understand that? When this had happened, you were ready give up with her.
>>3935815
Silence yourself before I silence you.
>>3935987
...
Why're you even here if you're not going to talk to us?
>>3936005
>takes brick
Are you sure Link? I don't want to get your-
>>3936033
>he throws the brick that the anon gave him
STAY AWAY FROM ME!
>>3935996
Show me, show me!
>>3936037
Hmmm...do you know any other good fighters here, any others?
You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.
>>3936052
>Brick hits head
>Falls over unconsious
>>3936052
I bet you fantasise about getting fucked up the ass by Dogmenm
>>3936035
That must mean you came to me because you thought I'd be fun, didn't you?
Alright then little girl, why don't you tell me about yourself before we get started?
>>3936037
...
>>3936063
>
>>3936063
Why you heff to be mad? it's just rp.
>>3936063
please fuck me in the ass
>>3936063
Come at me, faggot.
I would eat you alive.
>>3935987
Water.
>>3936037
>Kaito holds his hand out for you.
Feel free to grab on if you ever feel like you're stumbling.
>>3936063
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>3936053
>he stands there with a menacing look on his face
>all of a sudden you feel invisible hands forcefully grab around your neck, choking you
Hows that for power?
>>3936063
very cool, my man.
>>3936071
I've warned you about being creepy near me, punk.
>>3936076
>deletes you off steam
>>3936063
I have a hammer that I'm not afraid to use.
>>3936063
bitch iiya would rek you he's a nigger
>>3936120
Oh...
>>3936063
Oh shut the FUCK up already. Jesus. How does it feel to be made into a living joke? You come to this thread for absolutely NO fucking reason. What is your sole purpose? To just be THAT GUY in these threads? Do you crave attention that fucking much? Wetting your pants and shitting yourself that I'm giving you attention? Jesus, you'd be on the ground before you even touched me or any other fucking person in this world. Quit being a cuck and act normal.
>>3936134
Scrawny-ass nigger tho
>>3936063
Pff.
>>3936053
*a grin stretches across her face*
Subaru.
>>3936081
Good boy.
>>3936112
I will grab onto it when I need to,
>>3936063
omg lol
>>3936052
. . .
>Shrugs.
>>3936112
Water who?
>>3936063
You take what the people say here literally?
>>3935967
Might be? What kinda Holidays do you have in Gensokyo?
>>3935987
So.. Is that a no?
>>3936037
Give up with her? No way, Rammy. I would never do something like that. You expect me to just give up on my friends? I was hurt, yeah, but I'd never just leave a friend.
>>3936127
No don't
>>3936149
I love the smell of fresh pasta in the evening.
>>3936063
>>3936154
How long am I supposed to keep this up for?
>>3936168
What's it gonna take to get you to speak to me?
>>3936086
>>3936088
>>3936092
>>3936094
>>3936114
>>3936120
>>3936127
>>3936128
>>3936134
>>3936149
>>3936152
>>3936160
>>3936170
You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.
>>3936063
No you couldn't.
>>3936081
Well I'm Kayo Goutokuji and I'm part of the Survival Game Club.
I don't really care as much for it as the others, but I get to dress up and that's fun.
>>3936127
>She flinches, before flicking her hand outwards, launching a single bullet directly at him
>>3936154
Are you lying, are you lying...?
>>3936172
Hmmm...I forget! It's mostly just festivals and stuff, we never really socialized like that~.
>>3936172
>Lightly tugs on tail.
You can be my new pet.
>>3936192
>Stares.
. . .
>>3936127
>Wakes up
S-So that's how you like it huh? T-That's fine!
>Gives a knife
Come on, make me bleeeeeed~
>>3936063
That is a terrible exaggeration
I hosted on a computer at earliest 3-5 months ago.
Meaning most of the time I have been here I have hosted on a tablet.
Hell there was even a point when My games, despite being slow, despite being on a fucking tablet was liked as much as deans or mokous.
I dont give a fuck about the yous, each and every one of you could remove the reply when speaking to me it means nothing.
What DOES concern me is fucking thirty of you decided to lurk and not even bother rping at all because of drama or a slow/bad host.
What DOES concern me, is were too busy backstabbing each other over petty shit from 5+ FUCKING MONTHS AGO
Even the fucking erpfags and drawfags have more of a backbone.
ITS NO FUCKING SURPRISE WEVE BEEN BANNED FROM EVERY CIRCLE OF 4CHAN TO THE POINT WHEN EVEN 8 HATES US, with the games in this state.
You dont want me to host, fine
I flat out refuse to.
Because only YOU can make the community better and Im fed up of telling you this fact.
See you tomorrow.
because talking about men's rights make you look like a complete fucking moron, if you're a politician you don't wanna look like a complete moron, even Donald Trump gets this, how do you not?
>>3936063
>you guys talk big shit
>preceeded by some huge ass shit talking
>>3936194
No, YOU watch YOURSELF.
I am an animal. I am a force of fucking nature.
I will bring the pain to you so hard and so fast you'll be begging me to let you RP with me.
I would eat you alive.
>>3936063
Someones insecure
>>3936194
>Shoves a bomb up your poop chute
>>3936203
...
Since when did Mr. President let you into our club?
>>3936212
>he bullet pierces his throat, dropping him to the ground as he gasps for air
>the invisible hands disappear
>>3936214
Is it that you fine me attract? I don't blame you. I'm kind of the hottest guy around here.
>>3936194
I'll tear out your tonsils and drop them into my chicken noodle soup, and make you drink it all.
Everyone is such a jerk to me.
Just because I have different beliefs, doesn't mean you can outcast me.
I'm about to join these Alice psychology threads.
Get hated over there.
I hate all you people.
You're very cruel to me.
Very very cruel.
>>3936218
Why the hell are you trying to make me make you bleed!?
>>3936194
You think you tough?! You in the gang?! I WILL RIP YO BUTT-CHEEKS APART!
>>3936172
You stated so when you had your argument.
>>3936192
I wish it is forever.
>>3936212
Yes. It would be amusing to see him get killed by someone other than me.
>>3936194
uh uh mr big muscles muscly is talking big shit again huh
look mommy he's doing it again, going around with his grumpy face and his fake muscles.
WELL TELL YOU WHAT, I'M GONNA FUGKCOMG KILL YOU, YOU FUCKING JOKE
ALAOUH THIS HAS BEEN GOING FOR TOO FUCKING LOONG
SICK OF IT, SICK OF IT LIKE THE SONG I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SICK OF MY DICK TILL YOU DIE DROWN IN MY JIZZ - OH YEAH.
WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU YOU'LL BE A COCKVORE FETISHIST *ZOINK*
>>3936276
...That was just a warning shot, too, just a warning shot!
>she flaps over
>>3936305
I think I just did it by accident, too....
>>3936154
Just don't rip my arm off, I only have so many..
>>3936168
Water you waiting for? Let me in.
>>3936253
10 dollars saying it's our resident Korean
>>3936314
Damn, son...
>>3936305
You don't hold that much importances to me to shut up forever. Maybe in a few years you might, be you're way behind as of right now.
>>3936319
>he bleeds out at a fast pace
>he dies seconds later, only to respawn
Th-that wasn't fair! Using magic when I'm using magic is cheap!
>>3936337
Oi, download it!
>>3936212
Festivals? That sounds like a lot of fun. A nice break from all the fights I hear go on.
>>3936214
P-Pet? But.. I'm not an animal, I'm a person.
>>3936305
No, I must have just been mad. I would never, ever leave one of my friends. Not ever.
>>3936385
download my cock instead
>>3936385
Oh yeah, shit! I totally forgot! Give me a sec.
>>3936276
I've been in it for a while.
Before you even came to us. What did she assign you as?
>>3936340
go back to [r]eddit and take your shitty pasta with you
4chan is not a giant shitpost and it doesn't want your memes
>>3936276
>Rolls her eyes.
>>3936321
. . .
>>3936398
. . .
>Stares at the tail.
>>3936420
XDDDDD HEHEH LAWAL POPOO PEPE HEHEHEHEHEHEH
>>3936423
Floor tiles tho
>>3936319
I missed it.
>>3936321
...
*she grabs onto your arm*
>>3936380
Fine. I knew it would be impossible anyway.
>>3936423
Just saying, the Female Stormtroopers was a lie to meme on myself.
>>3936415
Vice President!
Pretty nice position for a new guy, huh? I like to think I'm proud of myself for getting that far in one day!
>>3936421
I'm going to keep assuming things unless you speak and tell me what you're feeling.
MEN GET
65% LONGER
PRISON SENTENCES
FOR THE SAME
CRIMES, just for having a penis.
>>3936432
Yeah take that ironic autism as well
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Hunger_Games_Roleplay
>>3936450
imposter, Dean died
>>3936470
Well, there needs to be SOMEONE around when the soap gets dropped.
>>3936421
Haha.. And you said you didn't like jokes.
>>3936444
Hm..? Yes Rammy?
>>3936380
>She wheels around as you do so
But everyone fights like that where I'm from~.
>>3936398
Never went to one, never went to one!
>>3936444
All I did was fire a warning shot, too, just a warning shot!
>>3936444
Duh. You try going throughout life without speaking. You'd never get what you want out of living.
>>3936486
>Dean died
Don't you people know it was me, Bolin, all along? After I was figured out by a few people I retired Dean.
>>3936536
N-no w-way..
>pick an ava
>tfw i realize i missed the circlejerk
>>3936546
I'm sorry to break it to you anon. Don't know what you saw in Dean anyway, was prerty shit.
I want to ERP with ___
>>3936421
We can be friends, if you want. But.. I'm a person, so I really don't think I can be a pet.
>>3936523
Not one? Maybe you could take me to the next one! That'd be fun, right?
>She giggles and raises her eyebrows flirtatiously.
You could be my date! Ehehehe..
>>3936523
You were supposed to let me win. I don't care how you guys do it on the moon, or whatever you are, but I want a little solidarity here.
>>3936568
>pls pick up someone from Osomatsu-san so we can both have a fun circlejerk
>>3936575
Everyone
But mostly Nepgear.
>>3936466
If you care about the Survival Game Club then yes, that's not bad.
But I'm just here to dress up. It's entertaining enough to stay around.
>>3936466
. . .
>>3936522
. . .
>Buries her face into one of her metal hands.
>>3936578
>Frowns.
Man this sht is so wrong in so many motherfuking levels yo…I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labeled “Boku” I said to this dude, What’s this sht? He just giggled and said “Just watch them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!” Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange sht but as I watched the first video, I was like “Yo…..what the fuk..” THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like “Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo…….” THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERfukING CAR AND THEN I SAID “YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” I couldn’t fuking believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, sht was so disturbing..YET I COULDN’T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM…..THOSE NIGGAS…YOOOOOOO…….THOSE NIGGAS….AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE…YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……..IT WAS LIKE YOUR bich WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING “DIFFERENT” AND IT WAS SO fukED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST…KEPT WATCHING IT…AND THAT’S WHAT I fukING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE…THREE NIGGAS…THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT…WAS…THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERfukING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN’T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER! So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON’T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON’T DO IT NIGGA, IT’S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I’M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS!
>>3936568
Join the club
>>3936398
Hmm. I will be sure to note that.
>>3936522
Nothing. I just need to calm down.
>>3936523
He is incredibly weak. But fun to kill.
>>3936528
When I was first created, I did not speak much.
Post avas
>>3936568
